What Happens If My Child Listens to Skrillex, in Reverse?
Your child will make such faces and gestures after listening to Dubstep, a new form of Satanic music.
Is your child excessively dark in nature, always gesturing their hands around and rolling their eyes in their head, like the autistic man-child John Mayer? Does your teen lock herself in her room for hours on end, making all sorts of weird, grunty noises as weird, screeching music plays in the background? Does your child sometimes smell of soft-boiled cabbage or outdoorsy when they come home from ‘hanging out’ with their friends?
If you’re noting these things, you are not alone. To date, over 2.3 million parents in America have a child who is secretly partaking in a new music called ‘dubstep’. This dangerous music is of Satan and is used to brainwash children into doing dark demonic ceremonies that masquerade as ominously cute names as ‘Tobasco Tot Creation’ and ‘Freaky Leashy Flesh Party’.
Before getting into all this, it is pertinent to detail the backstory. Dubstep is a music created by a 90s gothlord who calls himself The Skrillex. We can only assume this name is of Celtic origin, as Reverend Mark Figgs suggests it refers to some druid homosexual act where the backside of followers must all be stung at will.
Skrillex has managed to harness the powers of druidery and insert it into this new form of Satanic ritual called Dubstep.
Related: Is My Child Suffering from Andy Biersack Obsession Disorder?
Several months ago, we warned all parents about a new APA diagnosed disease called Andy Biersack Obsession Disorder. Since that article, we’ve helped thousands of concerned parents correctly diagnose their children and fix the condition by banning Black Veil Brides music from the home.
Is your child still suffering from ABOD? Please read the primer and if your child is afflicted, please immediately contact the police. Your child cannot be trusted and will be need to be put in restraints and taken to a psychiatrist for proper medication and detox. They should also be tested for STDs, as 89% of all Black Veil Bride army fans (what the cult calls itself) engage in unprotected flesh thrusting orgies.
The word DUBSTEP itself is a Satanic anagram:
Devil’s
Ultimate
Brainwashing
Sodomy
To
Erect
Phallus’
The hidden, Latin anagram of the word sums up what we know about the ancient rite of Skrillexing: it is all about backside attacks and colonic pacts. It was used as a weird rite to join the brotherhood of shameful banality. But now, in its modern form, even women are allowed to participate.
To date, researchers estimate that over 8 million people listen to dubstep music. Considering the fact that for every one dubstep fan, the rate of STD spread in a locale increases by 40% after one of their raves, we should expect to hit a crisis point after any dubstep event.
Last year, we all sat around in horror and wondered if we would die from H1N1 swine flu. This ‘flu’ did not exist until a dubstep concert was thrown in the Oaxaca region of Mexico. Locals detail that the musicians were strangling chickens and using that noise as dubstep music, then dropping carcarasses of the birds off from pyramids and onto giant tom-toms to create the ‘bass drop’, all while people rolled around naked in the dirt and thrusted all over the place, causing Mexican pregnancies, avian viruses and all sorts of other illnesses to take place.
In America, Dubstep is considered a genre of Electronic Dance Music. All EDM music is dangerous for the womb of your daughters and the backside of your son, but Dubstep is seriously in a league of its own when we are talking about music threats.
At every dubstep concert, there is a VIP area called The Bass and Nectar room. In these rooms, women agree to let themselves get pregnant and ensure ‘future dubsteppers’ or ‘tobasco tots’ are born.
Followers of the music are brainwashed, wish is why they allow the shocking sequence of events to take place.
1) Women takes copious amounts of LSD infused gummy drops. Men toke magic mint, which increases phallic length and duration.
2) Men then are required to put tobasco sauce all over their Satan scepters. These are then ‘daggered’ into whatever women is nearest, while multiple women can be used up.
3) The ‘tobacco nectar’ placed in each woman by multiple men ensures that the father of any sin children conceived is not known, since this strange druid cult only believes in the Dark Father.
Women who fail to get pregnant after participating in multiple Tobasco Tot rituals are forced to wear collars. If you see your daughter shopping at a dangerous store like Hot Topic or wearing a ‘choker collar’ around her neck, that means she has partaken in a few of these Dubstep pregnancy rituals and has not been successful.
She’s been forced to be a ‘freaky leashy’, a song which Skrillex has written about her. Freaky Leashy women are seen as barren and thus are considered at no risk to get pregnant. Thus, they have to wear collars to concerts and let any man with an ‘urge’ have his way with her. It’s sick how many young women are letting this happen to themselves and only you can save them.
Skrillex proves his dark power by stopping a bullet as her performs his hit song, Freaky on a Leashy. This song is a praise anthem for all the Freaky Leashy dubstep girls who let men have their way with them at EDM concerts. Has your daughter been drafted as a Freaky Leashy?
If you try to listen to a dubstep song, you’ll note that you don’t become brainwashed. The key is that you have to listen to the music in reverse to be fully mind altered. The dubstep song below is played in its true form. Please pray and demand all women/children leave the room before listening.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Amber
Amber <3's you and someone else does too!
9:55 am
Are you serious?
Lets just all think about this for a second.
YOu think that DUBSTEP is the reason why a bunch of young teenage sluts are preggers?
You say that because of it, all girls become whore and you son’s become gay.
BUT! if you play it backwards,
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10:07 am
It just sounds way cooler! THANKS!
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10:05 am
I stopped the song at about 10 seconds. I started to get an urge to buy Louisiana hot sauce. This music is clearly dangerous and can instantly mind alter you.
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11:34 am
No, you’re an idiot, that’s why you thought that.
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11:39 am
No, I’m actually allergic to hot sauce and do not like it. But when I listened to this song, I had already started to walk toward my keys and was thinking ‘Must buy hot sauce’. I was also thinking about going to a Skrillex concert and taking the hot sauce with me.
That was only ten seconds of this song, I can only imagine what’s happening to weaker minds listening to the entire thing. No wonder so many pregancies and STI are taking place at these EDM concerts.
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11:46 am
Like I said, you’re a fucking idiot. Music doesn’t do that, and you’re making shit up just because you can’t prove anything at all.
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11:51 am
You’re not even a good liar…Music dosen’t do that to people
I listened to the entire song and have No urge for hot sauce or Skrillex concerts, nothing changed
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11:54 am
If anything, it was an urge to kill himself, and that’s due to the mental conditions that Adam has had his whole life.
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3:31 pm
I’ve never listened to Skrillex before. Listened to it. Nothing happened. And I feel indifferent towards it. These people need to find funner stuff to write about so at least the articles could be semi interesting.
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11:26 am
Normally I don’t like Skrillex, but oddly enough his music sounds better backwards
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12:14 am
I’m a big fan of Skrillex, at least his early stuff.
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11:51 am
A good friend of mine’s daughter listened to Skrillex. Her little daughter woke up the next day with severe mental retardation. This is a very real concern and people have to draw their own conclusions.
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11:52 am
I know someone who didn’t believe in Christ. Then he went to Church and decided that all Jewish people must die and that slavery should be reinstated. This is a very real concern and people have to draw their own conclusions.
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11:56 am
You are just full of hate and anger, L.N.
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12:00 pm
How? I’m not the one who hates people for being different. No, that would be you. I hate people who are intolerant and hateful towards others for no good reason.
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8:13 pm
LN, please get some edjumucashun. As Christians we are instructed by God to love everyone, even you. You are clearly projecting your hate on every one and everything that you don’t understand, which is a lot. I might even pray for you tonight, because I feel that you are about to turn the corner.
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11:35 pm
If you love everyone how are you racist, sexist and hate gay and lesbian people?
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12:01 pm
You hate everyone that is different than you.
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12:06 pm
Blanche accurately describes herself while replying to herself.
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12:12 pm
I’m very different from LN and I know he dosen’t hate me
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12:49 pm
O, you are very different than L.N., that is why we love you. We are excited for the future.
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12:53 pm
Of course if you knew all my differences, you guys would say I’m going to hell
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12:58 pm
O, don’t worry about Hell, we got you covered. Our prayers keep you safe. Do you like to fish? I have a boat.
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1:04 pm
Why am I a special case when everything I do is considered a sin by you guys? Compress to Claire or LN I probably do the MOST sinning…why me?
And no…fishing bores me…
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1:14 pm
Thanks for the reply O. YouAwesome. I don’t like fishing either. What about Jet skiing? Do you like to go jet Skiing?
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1:20 pm
“Why am I a special case when everything I do is considered a sin by you guys? Compress to Claire or LN I probably do the MOST sinning…why me?”
Answer THIS
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1:24 pm
O, you are so funny! Boys will be boys. We all had fun while we were younger, nothing wrong with that. You should have seen some of the things I did before I was born again. All is forgiven though.
We can both go give out chrisTwire handbooks to the girls that keep themselves fit at the beach. They are free for them. Then we can give them rides on the jet ski.
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1:39 pm
Oh I’m sure cutting myself for pleasure is just a fad right? A fad that has lasted most of my life? How does Jesus feel about that?
I don’t even like the beach
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2:26 pm
Do you think cutting yourself is wrong? We could go to a baseball game. I know you like baseball.
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2:46 pm
“Do you think cutting yourself is wrong?”
I was under the impression that you though it was wrong…You do relize I’m talking about cutting myself for the sheer joy of it right?
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3:00 pm
“I was under the impression that you though it was wrong”
I am not sure if it is dangerous to you. I suppose it is like biting nails or scratching at sores and bites. I suppose the question would be how does it make you feel from a moral standpoint.
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3:08 pm
Comparing my cuttin to nail biting or picking at cuts isn’t really a good comparison…Since people seem to do those things without realizing it…I take the knives to myself, fully aware of what I’m doing
From a moral point, I could care less if it’s moral or not…I just like doing it
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3:11 pm
Maybe it is like smoking or drinking then. I dont think less of you. I do not know much about it. Maybe we should take a road trip. Hit all 30 baseball stadiums.
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3:27 pm
I’m honestly suprised you’re so nonchalant about this…
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3:35 pm
I like you O, why would I worry about this minor thing?
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3:41 pm
August doesn’t care if people hurt themselves, all he’s capable of doing is manipulating people for his own gain.
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3:44 pm
L.N. do not interject your hate into O and my friendship.
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3:47 pm
Minor? I’m the only person I’ve ever known that considers this minor…like I said, I’m suprised…actually confused now…on why YOU think it’s minor
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3:55 pm
Well, are you in danger? Does it cause others harm? I cannot say I think it’s a good thing. But don’t we all do something that others frown upon? When I say minor I don’t mean it to be disrespectful or dismissive. I just don’t see it as a barrier to other things in your life or as something worse than a cigar I might have.
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4:01 pm
Oh, that’s makes more sense now…
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4:08 pm
If you want to talk about it more we can. Now or in the future. However, it does not change how I feel about our friendship.
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8:00 pm
I’d rather not talk to someone with religious views about my habit…
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12:30 pm
@august You seem really creepy, like reeaallly creepy, during that whole conversation. So you wanna go fishing? I have a boat. How a about jet skiing? We should take a road trip together. I’ve never met you and you mutilate yourself for kicks but it would be fun.
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6:07 am
it’s funny because it seems like you’re describing this website (:
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12:16 pm
Okay first of all WHAT THE FUCK? skrillex is not satanic or anything. Jesus Christ is in fucking planet earth while there are so many other planets that man has never set his foot on! So all you fucking christian fucks listen up aight, all this shit you believe in your just gonna regret it after you die and wherever the hell you end up in. This is like one of those crappy stories that was made up about the dude in the Beatles where he said that he was jesus and he died the next day. Well guess what iv’e said it a million times and im saying it now and im not dead. And if you really believe in your so called “christianity” i learnt something from it, which is “Love thy enemy” and you fucking put some shit about the internet without any accurate sources to back it up and just made an artist lose a couple of his hard earned fans just because of your view of his music backwards. There will be a time when you fuckers will be proven wrong and I am here waiting for it and im not satan but just another human being that isn’t made into believing some shit made up by history and wasting his life. Because you only get one shot in life!
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8:20 am
I don’t believe you
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12:00 pm
“Tsk Tsk Palutena, lies don’t become a lady” -Poseidon, Kid Icarus: Uprising
Lies get you nowhere Blanche
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4:52 pm
“Her little daughter woke up the next day with severe mental retardation.”
Absolute proof Blanche shouldn’t be allowed to speak to children. Her words are so idiotic they stunt cerebral development.
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9:27 pm
Blanche, I actually saw a patient tonight who had altered mental status and when I asked her parents if she had done anything different the day before they said she went to a ‘house rave’. They searched her belongings and found a Skrillex cd, which they hadn’t heard of her liking before.
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3:53 am
She probably got the mental retardation from her mom, and not from the awesome music.
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12:16 pm
Still wondering how Andy Biersack gets involved in a Skrillex article. Sad part is BVB has saved numerous kids lives who are on the brink of killing themselves. Just because they dress differently from you crazy nazi loving facists, doesn’t mean he’s out there to put Satan into the hearts of your kids.
The reason your kids are becoming pregnant, coming home smelling like pot and alcohol, is because they can’t handle your insanity any more. Sorry but sometimes the truth hurts.
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1:12 pm
Amen xD
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9:32 pm
My theory is they use BVB’s name just to get their articles read. Oh and they all want Andys dick and are jealous they cant have it. Because after all, all their hate goes to Andys penis.
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12:56 pm
How do I play music backwards? Do I need to spin the cd backwards? Can anyone assist?
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1:57 pm
You grow a brain. It really really really helps sometimes
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9:36 pm
I think you can download the mp3 file in reverse.
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1:22 pm
WOW!
That picture that say’s
“Skrillex uses satan power to stop a bullet on freaky on a leash”
HAH! Christwire investigation team your stupid as fuck.
1) Thats Korn
2)Its freak on a leash
3) ITS A FUCKING MUSIC VIDEO ! they make anything possible in music videos like stopping a bullet.
Get you facts straight before you start saying crap.
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1:57 pm
They don’t use facts. They write down a series of satanic problems (really to any normal person they could be used as jokes for stand up comedy), and then choose the best three and combine them. Apparantly this one was 1. playing skrillex backwards,2. Andy Beirsack causes obsession, and 3. music videos are real, ergo anything happening in them must be true.
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1:56 pm
google this site name please. itll help you.
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12:32 pm
Heh, that song was great.
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2:24 pm
I could feel Satan tunneling in my ears as soon as I started that video.
It was so horrible I prayed twice afterwards.
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2:29 pm
Good thing you prayed twice. Heaven Forbid once wasn’t enough
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3:33 pm
One prayer for each ear that that horrible Skrillex decided to sodomize.
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4:11 pm
Haha so skrillex sodomized your ears. Are they wider now? Hopefully he used a condom, wouldn’t want none of those dubstep STDs infiltrating your head…
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8:36 pm
Everyone knows Dubsteppers never use condoms, Love&Luck, so it might be good idea to see a doctor. Thanks for the advice!
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8:38 pm
You do realize Love&Luck was being sarcastic…
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8:42 pm
STDs are a serious problem, I would hope that Love&Luck was addressing the situation appropriately. There’s no place for sarcasm when the HIV is involved.
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8:44 pm
You cant get an STD from listening to music…
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8:45 pm
Laughing out loud on the floor! Have you ever heard of “Woodstock”? Time to go out into the world and learn some facts, my man!
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8:51 pm
Um it wasnt the music that gave them STDs it was the actions the people did their own personal mistakes you cant blame the artist…
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8:54 pm
In this day and age, it’s always better to be safe than sorry. I’m disturbed by the cavalier attitude you’re taking on this issue.
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8:58 pm
All i’m saying is listening to the amazing Skrillex wont give you an STD, if you do its from your own mistake. Just because someone who has an STD listens to Skrillex doesnt mean its his fault
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9:46 pm
Hey Erich, you DO realize that STD stands for SEXUALLY Transmitted Disease, right? As in, you have to have SEX in order to get it, and even then, only if you’re having sex with someone who already had it in the first place.
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9:57 pm
“…As in, you have to have SEX in order to get it…”
Whew! One less problem for you to worry about, my friend!
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10:10 pm
You’re the moron that apparently doesn’t know what sex is, you’re part of a culture that despises sex, and yet you make a virgin joke towards me?
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12:21 pm
Okay dude Eric Sean man you need to get your facts right man, there is no such thing called “Dubstepers” and second of all I think your the one possesed by satan thats all
When i see you i just see another lost guy trying to believe in something just because he doesn’t have someone to go to when he is desperate for something.
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4:36 pm
“The word DUBSTEP itself is a Satanic anagram”
No it isn’t. I could easily say CHRIST is an anagram for:
C**k
Hoarding
Ritualist
Is
Sexy
Teacher
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7:52 pm
I never voted for you on DWTS.
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9:00 pm
Now that’s just blasphemous. Where’s El Modo?
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12:00 pm
Yet if I did the same thing with ALLAH or GANISH you would probably say it was righteous… Fine with insults, just not at the expense of your beliefs,eh?
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8:31 pm
Skrillex is fucking awesome. Why cant you people shutup and enjoy the damn music?
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8:40 pm
Why can’t you type a sentence without cussing? I think it’s time to grow up, mister.
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8:43 pm
Um I’m not a mister, bro. My name is Maddy, a girls name so yeeah…
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8:46 pm
So what kind of name is “Sevenfold”? Sounds Norwegian.
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8:52 pm
Sevenfold, as in Avenged Sevenfold (A7X)… my favorite band of all time… and actually their band name is out of the bible so um you should be familiar with the term…
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8:56 pm
Ah, so they’re a Christian band! I’ll have to check them out! Thanks for the tip!
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9:01 pm
Um no they arnt christian, Susan seems to think they are but they arnt. They make biblical references such as the name of the band and the song Beast and the Harlot but dont praise gods name. considering the number on Zacks guitar is 666 and they have a song called God Hates Us…
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9:08 pm
In many ways the Bible uses secret code and it takes many, many hours of scripture study to unlock the mysteries that lie within. Maybe this Avenged Sevenfold band are using Christian code but you’re too stupid to get the message?
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9:12 pm
Yeah okay go listen to A Little Peice of Heaven and watch the music video and let me know how christian they are…
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9:38 pm
“In many ways the Bible uses secret code and it takes many, many hours of scripture study to unlock the mysteries that lie within.”
Or you could just lie and make shit up and interpret it however you want, much like how you already do that in the first place.
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12:35 pm
*cough* pedo talk *cough*
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9:14 pm
First off i was being extremely sarcastic with the condoms. If you ever need a condom in a good old ear fuck, theres a problem. Not because you need a condom, but because your having sex in your ear.
Secondly, Avenged Sevenfold is awesome.
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9:20 pm
A7X is awesome lol my favorite band but not quite the same since Rev died…
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9:28 pm
Seculars should always use condoms. Ever hear of a little country called Africa? (hint, THAT was how to use sarcasm properly as Africa is a LARGE country).
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10:05 pm
There just not supposed to fornicate because there poor?
We can tell what sarcasm is son, were not like the Christians on this site. Tjeu wouldn’t know what sarcasm was if it slapped them in the face, and said “Im sarcasm”
The fact you didn’t know I was being sarcastic proves my point.
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10:08 pm
Tjeu = They.
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10:14 pm
“There (sic) just not supposed to fornicate because there (sic) poor?”
No, they’re supposed to use condoms because AIDS is ravaging the continent. It’s clear you’re too naive and ignorant to converse with, LadyLuck, so good “luck” in the future, it’s clear you’ll need a lot of it. Rest assured, I will pray for you.
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10:17 pm
“Seculars should always use condoms.”
So you’re against abstinence only?
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10:24 pm
No LN, I realize that seculars are going to fornicate out of wedlock, so I hope that they use protection. Simple as that.
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10:27 pm
So you realize that they’re going to have sex and say they should use condoms, and yet you don’t have the foresight to realize that there are going to be rebellious teenagers and young adults who are going to be having sex, and tell them that they shouldn’t have sex period until they’re married.
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10:30 pm
Africa is lost to Satan already, while in America there’s still hope. I have hope for you LN! Are you ready to accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
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10:35 pm
You basically just keep proving that you aren’t a Christian in one way or another.
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10:48 pm
Erich your completely stupid. They can’t get condoms because there poor. Which is why i brought up there poverty in the first place. If you can’t understand that, then im sorry there is no helping you. Ill make sure to pray to Lord Satan for you. There still might be a chance…
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11:01 pm
“Erich your (sic) completely stupid. They can’t get condoms because there (sic) poor. Which is why i brought up there (sic) poverty in the first place”
Wow. Africans are too poor to get condoms? Try reading a book that doesn’t have pictures of vampires or wizards in it and educate yourself. I refuse to continue schooling you without charging your parents.
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8:47 pm
Funniest part. Your not schooling me. You haven’t provided any facts to back any of your comments, other than the figment of your own imagination. Every single time I comment, you use my own words in your comeback arguement because you can’t make up anything on your own. Keep thinking highly of yourself though, you sound like an arrogant piece of excrement
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6:26 pm
africa is a continent, not a country
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9:30 pm
We don’t want to know that you enjoy going bareback Love&Luck…
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9:35 pm
Um I’m pretty sure Love&Luck never said anything remotely close to that so quit taking words out of context and trying to twist them, that would be just great thanks.
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10:03 pm
Awe Maddy thank you for that =). Unfortunately Ex-atheist likes to take anything i say, and twist it around into some sexual innuendo that should really never have been there. And sadly enough Ex-atheist those are your words not mine. Can you please stop thinking about me doing that like that. Its just….. weird
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10:12 pm
So true, and it is rather creepy that she takes everything sexual…
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10:05 am
You’re the one who brought it up in the first place.
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12:45 pm
Um no. Love&Luck made a comment being sarcastic to say listening to music wont do that to you and you talk about how Love&Luck does it without condoms…
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7:37 pm
Just because it’s sarcasm doesn’t mean that Love&Luck didn’t turn the topic into sexual perversion.
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7:51 pm
Um okay besides the point that it was sarcasm I havent heard a perverted thing yet besides what you twist around to make it sound that way.
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12:26 pm
Ex-athiest, stop imagining me in that way you sick slut. its gross. And your nasty
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12:58 pm
@maddy
You don’t see it because your emosexual mind has been acclimated to dirty thoughts.
@Love&Luck
You have no right calling me dirty. Especially if you enjoy going bareback!
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4:33 am
Dear Author,
Next time you even think about writing another dumb ass thread like this please do some research you sound like an idiot. Music doesn’t make you change your behaviour, girls who are getting pregnant is not from music but from bad parenting or just plain stupidity, you give religion a bad name anyone who actually agrees with this bullshit. Do the world a favour and neck yourself you are a burden on society.
Sincerly, The guy who is still laughing at this rubbish (:
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12:42 pm
So that explains why I listened to all the Skirllex songs and woke up the next day on a pile of pregnant women, Tabasco sauce, and was covered in goat’s blood.
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1:29 pm
You guys should really have your own TV show, I would watch the fuck out of this. You would problably get more ratings than comedy central.
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9:31 pm
LOL at the people who take this site or the posters seriously.
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8:21 pm
GOD DAMN ALL CHRISTIAN RADICALS. YOU ARE ALL IGNORANT BASTARDS
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5:59 pm
“The word DUBSTEP itself is a Satanic anagram:
Devil’s
Ultimate
Brainwashing
Sodomy
To
Erect
Phallus’”
That’s what you did make out.
“Followers of the music are brainwashed, wish is why they allow the shocking sequence of events to take place.
1) Women takes copious amounts of LSD infused gummy drops. Men toke magic mint, which increases phallic length and duration.
2) Men then are required to put tobasco sauce all over their Satan scepters. These are then ‘daggered’ into whatever women is nearest, while multiple women can be used up.
3) The ‘tobacco nectar’ placed in each woman by multiple men ensures that the father of any sin children conceived is not known, since this strange druid cult only believes in the Dark Father.”
lols… you have imagination.
“Skrillex proves his dark power by stopping a bullet as her performs his hit song, Freaky on a Leashy. This song is a praise anthem for all the Freaky Leashy dubstep girls who let men have their way with them at EDM concerts. Has your daughter been drafted as a Freaky Leashy”
There is no song called “Freaky on a Leashy”. The songs name is “Freak on a Leash” and was writen and performed by Korn. It had nothing to do with Skirllex or dubstep.
And the “stoped bullet” is a part of the music video. There is no dark power behind it.
And everysong played reverse will sound wierd. People don’t listen to song reverse normaly. So you have no point.
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10:06 pm
Excuse me I am not trying to be rude but i believe everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion. I am a Christian and was brought up a Christian I listen to dubstep and metal nothing bad has happened yet and I am not calling anything bad for my future. If the Christwire people believe that this is sickening the world let them believe that.
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7:22 pm
If you believe any word of this, you are a sad, sad person. You’re not even open to something new and helpful to people. It’s not as drugged up as you think it is, just go to one. It’s honestly saved my life, electronic music as a whole, saved me from killing myself. We like the music because it’s our escape. You people condemn them because it’s “unholy and sinful and God will destroy you.” I’m a Christian, by the way, and you people make me ashamed to be one.
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8:47 am
Ok so I found this website on a funny pictures app. Is this place serious? Do Christians actually believe this garbage? Are people really that stupid? If this is a joke then it was funny. If not… Well then I’m afraid humanity is doomed to fail at this point. Please christians, just listen to yourself speak…
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11:49 pm
This site makes me lol.
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2:19 pm
Mmmmmm Skrillex… Mmmmmm kill all christians…. Mmmmm Wait no… I just want to listen to Skrillex.
No brainwash here. I think you might want to get your brain checked though.
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7:21 am
Extremism will get you nowhere
Thank you for the entertaining read
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1:22 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG. “Calls himself THE SKRILLEX.” Who believes this brainwashed bullshit? OOOOhhh Skrillex is a brainwasher. Maybe whom ever wrote this article is brainwashed into thinking that theres a giant man with a beard in the sky watching everything you do, and when you listen to dubstep you create STD’s. L O fucking L. And are they talking about weed with the cabbage and outdoorsiness? If so, that makes this article about sixty times more ignorant than it already is. I can’t believe people seriously buy into this stuff. The level of close-minded ignorance just blows me away. I literally burst out laughing when I read this.
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11:21 am
This article is so true! I recently started listening to Skrillex and started to feel these sinful urges! I was partaking in Satanic rituals and did not even realize it! I should have known that this was the music of Satan! Thank you so much for spreading the word that Skrillex is sinful music! So many people are BLIND! I too had the urge to buy hot sauce after listening and get pregnant using the hot sauce!
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5:21 am
Holy crap this is the most stupid place I’ve ever been on the internet, Skrillex is just a guy who makes his own goddamn music, if we’re gonna call everyone’s music like that, then daft punk and deadmau5 are also satanic and want to rape little children, and are on drugs and kill people. Enough?
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5:52 am
“daft punk and deadmau5 are also satanic and want to rape little children, and are on drugs and kill people. Enough?”
Well, Daft Punk and Deadmouse are obviously satanic. I don’t know whether they want to rape children. Do you have anything you want to tell us?
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8:03 am
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8:03 am
F*ck the World!
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8:15 am
Cheer up, mate. It might never happen!
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8:09 am
http://hempbeach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Hemp-Beach-TV-Raver-girl-02.jpg what happens when your child listens to Skrillex backwards? Just look at this monster!
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8:27 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN9nboHWSqQ dat bittage…
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9:32 am
That sounds like the kind of stuff we listened to at roller discos in the early ’80s — including the sounds of the ’80s arcade games…
If you’re going early ’80s why not go with Hungry Like the Wolf?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0
It’s cheesy as hell and the chorus is catchy as hell, and it’s the only song I know of with the lyric “I smell like I sound.”
I’m actually quite surprised that furries and wolfaboos haven’t resurrected it as a new thing.
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9:35 am
Testing?
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9:39 am
test…
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9:57 am
Huh… it eventually worked.
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7:51 pm
You are so talented, Claire!
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7:55 pm
And smart!
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8:27 pm
I’m sad that Claire didn’t write about me. I guess this is her way of trying to put our marriage behind her. Good for you, Claire. Glad to see you are finally moving on with your life.
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8:38 pm
And beautiful in her own way!
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8:33 pm
Where is your proof of that?
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8:38 pm
I couldn’t be more proud of our girl. Venturing out on her own like this *sniff* makes me want to cry over how grown up she is!
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9:12 pm
I just hope she doesn’t start posting here bestiality fetish photos on that site as well.
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9:12 pm
*her not here. My apologizes.
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11:09 pm
Bah!!! *apologies. Stupid phone’s auto-correct.
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