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South Beach Towing Company in Miami was accosted by a slew of wide-eyed zombies in the early AM hours. Last reports cite a woman named Berneice was fighting the zombies off with a large crowbar as her colleagues prepared to flee the facility. This footage will be shown on TruTV and the CDC has finally issued a warning about the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse. Bibilical prophecy is being realized.
My dear friends, the Zombie Apocalypse has come. The Bible warns that the day shall come when the dead walk the Earth, eating the flesh of the innocent and sinful too.
For It is Written!
Isaiah 18:18-19 “Your covenant with death will be annulled; your agreement with the grave will not stand. When the overwhelming scourge sweeps by, you will be beaten down by it. As often as it comes it will carry you away; morning after morning, by day and by night, it will sweep through.”
Revelation 9:6 “And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.”
1 Corinthians 15:51-52 “Listen, I tell you a mystery: We will not all sleep, but we will all be changed in a flash, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, the dead will be raised imperishable, and we will be changed.”
Read those words and be horrified by the following images, America. The time of Satan is upon us. For too long, we have sinned and have stirred God’s anger! Parents, you have let your children dress themselves in Satan’s black clothing sold at Hot Topic, learn the Harry Potter magicks spells of JFK Tolkien and listen to the blood oath music of the Black Vile Brides. Your children have forgotten God and have become little Wiccan vampires. Moral America, you have allowed gays to sully marriage and allowed a president who refuses to defend Israel at all costs.
God is not happy with us and now that his greatest nation betrayed him, he has taken away all sanity and is allowing Satan’s worst creations to walk upon the Earth.
There are many naysayers out there. Just like when Brother Abe Goodman warned that the Mexican Swine Flu was causing people to turn into zombies, we received many emails of those not convicted by Christ. Their hearts were hardened and they refused to accept Earth was being bombarded by zombie viral particles. Now we see the truth.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGE MEDIA IS FROM GAWKER.COM. THESE IMAGES ARE GRAPHIC AND ARE NOT TO BE VIEWED BY WOMEN OR CHILDREN. DEMAND ALL WOMEN LEAVE THE ROOM AND TAKE THE KIDS WITH THEM, THEN PRAY BEFORE VIEWING THESE IMAGES OF THE MIAMI MAN EATEN IN THE LATEST ZOMBIE ATTACK.
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Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan warns us: “There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for,” the post reads. “Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-
Proof Of Zombie Apocalypse – A Primer
1. Zombie Tupac
In 2009, TMZ.com contacted us to see if we could help cover Zombie Tupac. We flew Brother Abe out to find out if the stories were true and he published his findings here. It was during this time that we discovered the Mexican Swine Flu was actually caused by a new rave drug called “Satan’s Bath Salts”.
The drug was created by mixing LSD and melted down red hot candies, then mixing these ingredients with blood drawn from a hooker’s veins and if no hookers were available, pig were injected and drawn from. The cocktail was then put in syringe form and injected under the tongues of people at random Electronic Dance Music concerts. Contaminated, these kids were responsible for the EDC riots that took place last year. We’ll cover that later.
Photo Evidence 1: Mexican Zombie Flu Reanimates Tupac
Photo Evidence 2: Mexican Zombie Flu Reanimates Tupac
Photo Evidence 3: Real Tupac Before Killed By Typical Urban Violence
The Tupac Zombie has now been trained and can speak English. It performed on stage with rapper Snoop Doggy Dogg and the proof can be seen in this image. Of course the necromancing and viral bath salts involved in making it took place at some Coachella Music fest ritual. A Judas Priest named Ozzy Osborne allegedly presided over the ceremony.
Twenty years after his mortal death, Zombie Tupac performs his raps and lusts for the flesh of the innocent, especially our young suburban teen daughters, at Coachella. How many women are now pregnant with zombie Tupac and other raised rappers’s seed?
2. Hollywood EDC Raver Orgy
Only a year later, Brother Mike Watson was enjoying a peaceful day in Hollywood when suddenly a slew of 30,000 youths infused with Satanic bath salts accosted him. He wrote the memoirs of the horrifying carnage here and shared picture evidence of the event.
Overlooking the Electric Daisy Carnival, Photographer Captures Moment Old Man Reverse Sodomized by Group of Pert College Raver Girls – Police report one geriatric old man had his Depends stripped off and he was force-fed Viagral supplements and “Yellow Cake Magic”, then disappeared under a throbbing riot of thigh exposing girls, who gyrated and cheered all over the old man as the crowd took pictures. The man’s wife cried and fled the scene in her Cadillac. The whereabouts of the man is still unknown, him last being seen swallowed up deep within the mob of rioting bodies.
The scariest thing about these new zombies is the female versions have a driving need to procreate. If they aren’t eating their victims, they are stripping off their clothing and forcing overpowered men to dig deep into their unholy graves, where 9 months later zombie babies will pop out. The show “Walking Dead” shows this very thing happening to a Christian pastor named Dale.
Friends, the zombie apocalypse is upon us.
3. Centers of Disease Control issue warning for Americans to prepare for zombie apocalypse.
This proof is for all the atheists out there. The Centers for Disease Control is now giving out Emergency Preparedness Kits so that we can be ready for a zombie apocalypse, as warned in the Bible.
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If loving America is wrong, I don't want to be right. Let us restore our nation to its Godly heritage and Christian tradition as demanded in the Constitution. 
Lol…zombie Tupac…I take it you guys don’t know what holograms are
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Were you there at the event to confirm it was not flesh?
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Were you?
http://www.geekosystem.com/how-coachella-tupac-hologram-worked/
Everyone knows it was just a hologram…It’s just you stubborn people who don’t understand that
They even plan to use this hologram trick to have a hologram Freddie Mercury sing at a Queen concert sometime in the future
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Hide your brains! hahahahhaha
Zombie tupac hahaahaha
funny article
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now they all sticked to Zombie … seriously
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Maybe zombies did already eat their brains and they are brainless now and promote them lol
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Zombie Tupac? It was a hologram you moronic Christian fools. As for everything else you state it’s all bullshit crazy speculation. Go die you fucking fools.
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Tupac was killed in the nineties, so after being revived in 2009 there should’ve been some decay, unless blood from hooker’s veins has the power to heal people. Also Gorilla Zoe looks a lot like Notorious B.I.G. and sometimes people look alike. And that last picture was a hologram of Tupac not actually the rapper, you people are nuts
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This is terribly shocking. I was at the airport this morning and they had cnn on and there was no coverage about this. Only Anderson cooper talking about Kim Kardashian’s dog getting a P.O. box. Days like today make me proud of our site. It is the only place for trustworthy news.
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Because a site where the writers do little-to-no research is totally trustworthy news.
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You come here more than anyone else.
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Do I take what you idiots say at face value or do I question every thing you say to prove how insanely stupid you are?
And do you have anything else to say except ‘You come here a lot’? You’re a broken record now. Instead of actually trying to put effort into proving anyone wrong, all you do is just insult them and be done with it.
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“Do I take what you idiots say at face value…”
That’s exactly what you do, you simplistic moron. I would almost feel bad for you except for the fact that you’re such an a-hole about everything.
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You insult other people, never bring any legitimate information to the table, actually try to defend your beliefs, or even try to have a good argument with someone, and you call me the asshole.
Hypocrisy, thy name is Christian.
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You ever watch “The Truman Show”, LN? That’s the only clue I’ll give you.
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And you’re just getting stupider.
Look, you have to realize, all of you, that fiction and reality are two different things. Just because there’s a movie doesn’t mean it’s real, ok?
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LN, just pick up the phone for once in your life.
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Do you not know what a phone is? Do you not know what the phrase ‘pick up the phone’ means? You use it as if it was something stupid I said, and yet apparently you haven’t heard it once in your lives.
It’s amazing how stupid you people are, it really is. It’s as if you try to be stupider with each day. I wonder when you’re going to forget how to use a fork and you end up stabbing your eye out.
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Correct, we don’t know what phones are. Could you help us out, Phone Master?
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Well, Stupid, how about you go look that up? That’s your homework assignment for the day, research what phones are and present a two to three paged paper, double spaced, and have it on my desk tomorrow.
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Haven’t you got anything better to do with your life than annoy people here? You really are a sad little man L.N. I hope you realize that you will never get any of the years you wasted here back, and on your deathbed you will see a wasted life flashing before you that will consist of little more than monitors and keyboards. You lose.
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Says the pathetic little man who does nothing but insult people online because he lacks a life. Guess you woke up out of your coma and decided ‘shit, I haven’t insulted anyone in forever, let’s fix that’.
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Pick up the phone!
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Jesus would frown upon you harassing someone. Guess you do hate Christ.
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How is it harassing? Does it bother you? We are just repeating what you said, so pick up the phone!
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You’re doing it in an attempt to get a rise out of me. Funny how you claim to be apart of a religion of love, and yet you hardly show any signs of kindness.
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We do love you L.N. it is just hard to keep track of our love when you post more than almost all of us combined. Why do you comment so much? Is it OCD?
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Why do you not ever answer my questions? Why do you instead insist on bringing up that I post often, or decide to insult me in some other way?
August, ask yourself this: why are you so afraid of the truth?
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“Why do you not ever answer my questions?”
Because you post so often and really you don’t deserve to have any answered. You ask more questions than I have comments. So for me to answer you would take up all my time.
“Why do you instead insist on bringing up that I post often, or decide to insult me in some other way?”
Because how much you post is huge. Do you realize how much you post? And the percentage is increasing.
“August, ask yourself this: why are you so afraid of the truth?”
What truth? That you dont get this site? That you hating us really means you are the one full of hate.
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“Because you post so often and really you don’t deserve to have any answered. You ask more questions than I have comments. So for me to answer you would take up all my time.”
I read that as you’re too scared to answer because you know you’re wrong.
“Because how much you post is huge. Do you realize how much you post? And the percentage is increasing.’
That’s still not relevant to the questions I ask.
“What truth? That you dont get this site? That you hating us really means you are the one full of hate.”
Care to explain how I don’t get this site? Care to explain how saying people should be killed in the name of God is exactly what Christ would want?
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Wrong about what? Blowing up the moon? Water that turns you gay? Pregnant Justin Beiber?
Wow you just do not get it for real.
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Whatever, I’ll check back here next month and it’ll still be like groundhog day with L.N. wasting his years away. I don’t need to insult you, you’re doing a good enough job there yourself champ.
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Have you ever once did something other than attack or insult someone here?
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Good thing Jesus is a zombie I mean he died and then came back from the dead just like a zombie.
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Tupac Zombie xD! Ha thats a good one Cultwire but not beleivable yet keep trying.
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I don’t know how I ended up here, but this website is one of my new favorite things on the internet.
I love a completely and utterly insane read first thing in the morning! <3
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this has got to be the stupidest article i have ever read in my entire life. thanks for the laughs though!
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wow. you have GOT to be kidding me.
a)zombie tupac? try a hologram. wow.
b)bath salts are not at ALL what you’ve described them as. a simple google search would have led you to what this drug actually is…hooker’s blood? give me a break.
c)raves do not = zombies. those people are just high on X and molly…not to mention weed and alcohol.
d)the CDC’s zombie preparedness guide was released as a JOKE when the zombie craze first hit, a couple of years ago. i remember reading it at least last summer, if not before, and getting a good chuckle out of it.
e)if there is in face going to be a zombie apocolypse, i hope the author of this article is one of the first to go. good riddance to such ignorance.
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also, people have been trying to impersonate tupac for years. there are tons of pictures of lookalikes. nothing new.
and E.D.C., while it may be crazy, isn’t some random flash mob event every year. they’re planned and in a stadium, so no “old man” would even have the opportunity to get hurt.
and about that first picture in the article. really?? that’s from ‘shaun of the dead’, which is a parody of another zombie MOVIE. not real.
to be honest, if anyone is brainwashed or taking special drugs(or needs to be), it’s the people that believe articles like this. so stupid.
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