• Zombie Apocalypse, CDC Report Proves Miami Bath Salts Zombie Cannibal Photos and Rudy Eugene Part of Bigger Problem

    May 30, 2012 1:26 pm 40 comments
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  • South Beach Towing Company in Miami was accosted by a slew of wide-eyed zombies in the early AM hours.   Last reports cite a woman named Berneice was fighting the zombies off with a large crowbar as her colleagues prepared to flee the facility.  This footage will be shown on TruTV and the CDC has finally issued a warning about the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse.  Bibilical prophecy is being realized.

    My dear friends, the Zombie Apocalypse has come.  The Bible warns that the day shall come when the dead walk the Earth, eating the flesh of the innocent and sinful too.

    For It is Written!

    Isaiah 18:18-19 “Your covenant with death will be annulled; your agreement with the grave will not stand. When the overwhelming scourge sweeps by, you will be beaten down by it. As often as it comes it will carry you away; morning after morning, by day and by night, it will sweep through.”

    Revelation 9:6 “And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.”

    1 Corinthians 15:51-52 “Listen, I tell you a mystery: We will not all sleep, but we will all be changed in a flash, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, the dead will be raised imperishable, and we will be changed.”

    Read those words and be horrified by the following images, America.  The time of Satan is upon us.  For too long, we have sinned and have stirred God’s anger! Parents, you have let your children dress themselves in Satan’s black clothing sold at Hot Topic, learn the Harry Potter magicks spells of JFK Tolkien and listen to the blood oath music of the Black Vile Brides.  Your children have forgotten God and have become little Wiccan vampires.  Moral America, you have allowed gays to sully marriage and allowed a president who refuses to defend Israel at all costs.

    God is not happy with us and now that his greatest nation betrayed him, he has taken away all sanity and is allowing Satan’s worst creations to walk upon the Earth.

    There are many naysayers out there.  Just like when Brother Abe Goodman warned that the Mexican Swine Flu was causing people to turn into zombies, we received many emails of those not convicted by Christ.  Their hearts were hardened and they refused to accept Earth was being bombarded by zombie viral particles.  Now we see the truth.




    Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan warns us:  “There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for,” the post reads. “Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency.”

    Proof Of Zombie Apocalypse – A Primer

    1.  Zombie Tupac

    In 2009, TMZ.com contacted us to see if we could help cover Zombie Tupac.  We flew Brother Abe out to find out if the stories were true and he published his findings here.  It was during this time that we discovered the Mexican Swine Flu was actually caused by a new rave drug called “Satan’s Bath Salts”.

    The drug was created by mixing LSD and melted down red hot candies, then mixing these ingredients with blood drawn from a hooker’s veins and if no hookers were available, pig were injected and drawn from.  The cocktail was then put in syringe form and injected under the tongues of people at random Electronic Dance Music concerts.  Contaminated, these kids were responsible for the EDC riots that took place last year.  We’ll cover that later.

    Photo Evidence 1: Mexican Zombie Flu Reanimates Tupac

    Photo Evidence 2: Mexican Zombie Flu Reanimates Tupac

    Photo Evidence 3: Real Tupac Before Killed By Typical Urban Violence

    The Tupac Zombie has now been trained and can speak English.  It performed on stage with rapper Snoop Doggy Dogg and the proof can be seen in this image.  Of course the necromancing and viral bath salts involved in making it took place at some Coachella Music fest ritual.  A Judas Priest named Ozzy Osborne allegedly presided over the ceremony.

    Twenty years after his mortal death, Zombie Tupac performs his raps and lusts for the flesh of the innocent, especially our young suburban teen daughters, at Coachella.  How many women are now pregnant with zombie Tupac and other raised rappers’s seed?

    2.  Hollywood EDC Raver Orgy

    Only a year later, Brother Mike Watson was enjoying a peaceful day in Hollywood when suddenly a slew of 30,000 youths infused with Satanic bath salts accosted him.  He wrote the memoirs of the horrifying carnage here and shared picture evidence of the event.

    Overlooking the Electric Daisy Carnival, Photographer Captures Moment Old Man Reverse Sodomized by Group of Pert College Raver Girls – Police report one geriatric old man had his Depends stripped off and he was force-fed Viagral supplements and “Yellow Cake Magic”, then disappeared under a throbbing riot of thigh exposing girls, who gyrated and cheered all over the old man as the crowd took pictures. The man’s wife cried and fled the scene in her Cadillac. The whereabouts of the man is still unknown, him last being seen swallowed up deep within the mob of rioting bodies.

    The scariest thing about these new zombies is the female versions have a driving need to procreate.  If they aren’t eating their victims, they are stripping off their clothing and forcing overpowered men to dig deep into their unholy graves, where 9 months later zombie babies will pop out.  The show “Walking Dead” shows this very thing happening to a Christian pastor named Dale.

    Friends, the zombie apocalypse is upon us.

    3.  Centers of Disease Control issue warning for Americans to prepare for zombie apocalypse.

    This proof is for all the atheists out there.  The Centers for Disease Control is now giving out Emergency Preparedness Kits so that we can be ready for a zombie apocalypse, as warned in the Bible.


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    Dudson Wallace If loving America is wrong, I don't want to be right. Let us restore our nation to its Godly heritage and Christian tradition as demanded in the Constitution.

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