• Scientists: Gay Cannibal Zombies Will Lead to Destruction of Milky Way Galaxy

    June 1, 2012 2:34 pm 55 comments
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  • (chrisTwire)— As an ongoing consequence of gay marriage, the Andromeda galaxy has been sent speeding towards our own Milky Way in an attempt to eradicate homosexuality in the universe.

    Our Milky Way is bound for a head-on collision with the similar-sized Andromeda galaxy, researchers announced yesterday (May 31). Over time, the huge galactic smashup will create an entirely new hybrid galaxy, one likely bearing an elliptical shape rather than the Milky Way’s trademark spiral-armed disk.

    Van der Marel of the Space Telescope Science Institute in Baltimore and his colleagues used NASA’s Hubble space telescope to repeatedly observe select regions of Andromeda. They were able to measure the galaxy’s sideways (or tangential) motion, and they found that Andromeda and the Milky Way are indeed bound for a direct hit.

    “The Andromeda galaxy is heading straight in our direction,” van der Marel said. “The galaxies will collide.

    What has caused this punishment?
    Homosexuality. There has been a rise in homosexuals exposing their true nature.

    Homosexual porn star Luka Rocco Magnotta who was born as Eric Clinton Newman and also uses the alias Vladimir Romanov is suspected of suspected of dismembering an acquaintance and mailing body parts to political party headquarters.

    The self-described porn star posting a video of the killing and dismemberment online.

    “We believe he filmed himself,” said Montreal police Commander Ian Lafreniere. “It’s gross.”
    “This is a very homosexual person,” he said. “He is looking for attention and he got it but not in a positive way.”

    Magnotta knew the victim, whom Lafreniere said he could not identify. He said the headless body was too mutilated to make any immediate identification.

    In Maryland , Alexander Kinyua, 21, was being held without bail at the Harford County Detention Center after being charged with first-degree murder, first-degree assault and second-degree assault. He admitted killing his housemate, cutting him up, then eating his heart and part of his brain, authorities said.

    The only way to save our universe is to ban homosexuality worldwide.


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