Scientists: Gay Cannibal Zombies Will Lead to Destruction of Milky Way Galaxy
(chrisTwire)— As an ongoing consequence of gay marriage, the Andromeda galaxy has been sent speeding towards our own Milky Way in an attempt to eradicate homosexuality in the universe.
Our Milky Way is bound for a head-on collision with the similar-sized Andromeda galaxy, researchers announced yesterday (May 31). Over time, the huge galactic smashup will create an entirely new hybrid galaxy, one likely bearing an elliptical shape rather than the Milky Way’s trademark spiral-armed disk.
Van der Marel of the Space Telescope Science Institute in Baltimore and his colleagues used NASA’s Hubble space telescope to repeatedly observe select regions of Andromeda. They were able to measure the galaxy’s sideways (or tangential) motion, and they found that Andromeda and the Milky Way are indeed bound for a direct hit.
“The Andromeda galaxy is heading straight in our direction,” van der Marel said. “The galaxies will collide.
What has caused this punishment?
Homosexuality. There has been a rise in homosexuals exposing their true nature.
Homosexual porn star Luka Rocco Magnotta who was born as Eric Clinton Newman and also uses the alias Vladimir Romanov is suspected of suspected of dismembering an acquaintance and mailing body parts to political party headquarters.
The self-described porn star posting a video of the killing and dismemberment online.
“We believe he filmed himself,” said Montreal police Commander Ian Lafreniere. “It’s gross.”
“This is a very homosexual person,” he said. “He is looking for attention and he got it but not in a positive way.”
Magnotta knew the victim, whom Lafreniere said he could not identify. He said the headless body was too mutilated to make any immediate identification.
In Maryland , Alexander Kinyua, 21, was being held without bail at the Harford County Detention Center after being charged with first-degree murder, first-degree assault and second-degree assault. He admitted killing his housemate, cutting him up, then eating his heart and part of his brain, authorities said.
The only way to save our universe is to ban homosexuality worldwide.
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Author: Senator August Weisz
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You have your tinfoil hat wrapped too tightly, nimrod.
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3:32 pm
Once again you deny science!
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3:59 pm
What you use is not science, it’s fiction. Learn the difference.
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4:02 pm
You are ignorant! http://www.space.com/15946-galaxy-smash-milky-andromeda-collision-video.html
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4:10 pm
You’re trying to say that two galaxies are going to hit one another due to homosexuals, and you try to back it up using ‘science’. That’s not science.
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3:25 pm
August once again we are forced to consider God’s law above all else; but this time the consequences to mankind are dire. Its just a thought but perhaps chrisTwire could start a public campaign to… Pray the Gay Away?
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3:35 pm
Agreed, but first we need a method of identifying and isolating the homosexual.
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7:36 pm
Wtf is with you people? Why do you insist on hating on gays? Nothing is wrong with being homosexual they dont hurt anybody and all this God punishing crap is pure bull shit. There in no God and even if there was he wouldnt be this unjust. And you cant pray the gay away its not a disease or anything else its how you were born and what you feel inside.
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3:30 pm
Oh my!
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8:33 pm
it turns you on i know ill check your web blog later to see what you do about it.
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4:07 pm
let me get this now…. you call yourself a scientist?
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4:10 pm
He calls himself whatever when it’s convenient for him.
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5:32 pm
This is so stupid and out there, no one beleives this crap.
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5:45 pm
“The only way to save our universe is to ban homosexuality worldwide.”
Never going to happen so shut up and stop blaming gays for everything…You are starting to sound like a broken record
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5:50 pm
LOLICOPTERZ O-Dawg!
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6:45 pm
O-Awesome!
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7:28 pm
I’m not joking you insufferable bastards! Mods be damned, I’m tired of you pricks thinking I’m joking all the god damn time! I’m being serious. You all are terrified of a nonexistent threat. Stop blaming gays for everything because it’s getting old
Moderator 238b loves you Ouroboro!
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11:01 pm
Go choke on a donkey dick Mod! I’m done being friendly with ALL of you hateful pricks
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9:50 pm
You’re hilarious when you get all flustered. I can just picture you stamping your feet and mincing around the room lisping in anger.
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6:48 pm
Dear Lord if I have to live in world where there are people stupid enough to believe this please let the end of the universe be swift.
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9:46 pm
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
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12:41 pm
Well if the lord chooses galactic collisions to end the universe as August suggests we’ve got another 4 billion years to wait.
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6:09 pm
Nooo thats too longgg
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8:36 pm
So now it’s gay zombie? So Jesus is a jay zombie you say we even have proof form your own bible. I mean a zombie is someone who has died and comes back to life…hmmm where did i hear that before.
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9:19 pm
Clearly homogays are trying to make god’s sky as rainbowgay as they are.
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9:47 pm
what the hell is wrong with Rainbows?
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10:29 pm
so if rainbows re gay thats just more proof so is god i mean he made the weather that makes em along with zombies.
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12:54 pm
Makes me laugh sometimes how Christians al a ways claim that rainbows are evil as homosexuals adopted them as a symbol and fail to realise that according to their own book they are a reminder from god of a promise he made.
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11:12 pm
Actually, white light is all the spectrums of color, so everything is already rainbows.
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8:09 am
And then if god “created” the white light and they say you go into a white light when you die you go into a rainbow that god has “created” for you there for god is gay and jesus is a zombie.
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12:14 pm
So you are saying God is gay? Because if I’m not mistaken, (which I know i’m not) That according to the Bible, God made the rainbow as a promise he would never flood the earth again, which is why you will see a rainbow in the sky after a heavy rain.And you say a rainbow sky is gay. So God is gay?
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12:58 pm
Not mistaken and it wasn’t just flood that god promised not to do. It was the complete not smiting the earth or it’s inhabitants for any evil that was caused by mankind deal. Then created the rainbow to remind us of his promise.
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11:58 pm
this is indeed true God will never smith or wrath the planet anymore according to the bible so 75% of christwire is merely a stupid bad joke
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1:00 pm
Also suspect that Ex-atheist is in fact calling god gay.
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4:09 pm
Yep… and he/she won’t try to agrue on that one… because it’s alreday a lose
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4:07 pm
“Clearly homogays are trying to make god’s sky as rainbowgay as they are.”
Keep be an idiot and use “homogay”.
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12:37 pm
August you’ve done it again. You have taken a genuine scientific discovery and blamed the occurrence on the gay community proving once again you have no idea how anything works. Homosexuality is not linked to the collision that the Andromeda and Milky Way galaxy will have in any way.
This event is going to happen in roughly 4 billion years. It is unlikely that the Earth will still be habitable at that time. Did some research and apparently Earth is only going to be habitable for another billion/2 billion years. So why worry? Also scientists believe that our solar system may well survive the collision.
You link two tragic stories to this article that have nothing to do with the future collision of the two galaxies. Just so you know, 5 seconds on the internet (the cases seemed like the sort of rubbish you make up) was all it took to discover the name of the murder victim in the Magnotta case. It is Jun Lin. The second case has no homosexual relation that I could find, so odd it is included.
“The only way to save our universe is to ban homosexuality worldwide.” The collision will not destroy the universe. Andromeda and the Milky Way will not destroy the universe. They are just 2, of many, galaxies in this part of the universe. Although it will be a catastrophic collision it will only be catastrophic for the galaxies involved. Also galaxies like everything else that isn’t sentient in existence aren’t biased against sexual preference. They tend not to punish people because they are homosexual
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12:53 pm
Also if your god is real, according to the bible, this is something he wouldn’t do. Goes against his promise to man not to smite anything any more due to the evils of mankind. Happened after the great flood. Pretty sure a catastrophic collision of two galaxies would count as smiting something for mankind’s evil nature if god was the reason behind it as you suggest. Every article where you state that god smites the earth because of homosexuality you are saying that god is the kind of supreme being that goes back on his word. Either that or you have no idea of what is actually said in the bible stories that almost everyone knows.
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3:23 pm
Heh, kinda funny they can’t come up with any Christian BS to make a half-baked comeback.
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3:07 pm
Not only is Obama supporting gay marriage, he is requiring 2nd graders to play gay marriage with their best chums part of his attack on education. I imagine that Galaxy just shifted up a gear.
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3:22 pm
“he is requiring 2nd graders to play gay marriage with their best chums part of his attack on education.”
I’m sorry but what the hell are you talking about?
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4:10 pm
i would say bullshit
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10:15 pm
And what fake proof do you have oh you can’t even fake it on this gya fake site how sad.
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12:03 am
I never heard of it on any news left or right pretty much sure this statement is made up like the entire website
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6:10 pm
Your comments almost as dumb as your name. What are you vanilla ice you crackhead
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6:40 am
You ignorant prejudice, homophobic, self righteous douchebags.
Rainbows are gay? – I think your forgetting, oh mighty christian that in your fucking story, otherwise known as the bible, it says that god sent rainbows as a reminder of his promise.
EXPLAIN THAT POINT.
This site is fucking disgraceful, its an excuse to the bunch of homophobic twats that you are, none of your ‘facts’ make sense, none of them can be proven, and they can be proven WRONG.
God said to love your neighbor as you love yourself – perhaps you should do what you preach.
Your disgusting.
You sicken me, and if being Bi is something to make me a bad person – I’M HAPPY TO BE A BAD PERSON.
At least I won’t ever be such ignorant cunts as you.
Enjoy hell when you find that your wrong in what you preach.
GOD IS A MYTH.
FUCK YOU ALL. :3
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4:46 am
August is a very astute man who is gifted in the science of avionics and astrophysics. He has a keen eye for how the institutions of science and the Laws of God are perfectly coexistent. He should be given the benefit of the doubt when it comes to space discovery and how Christ’s teachings not only back up the reasoning but expand on it exponentially.
I, for one, find August’s revelations very wonderful because I recognize that he is a gifted man and a treasure to the Chris†wire community.
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7:32 am
totaly… because gay cannibal zombies will destroy the galaxy just for fun, so he can write an article about it… i wonder if there are gay vampires and werewolfs then also.
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2:18 am
I don’t believe that the beasts that you mention have any concept of fun. They are souless and therefore driven only by murder and sexual urges.
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7:42 am
Those “beasts” are not real. Or did you saw any of them? If you did or will do then make a picture and post it please.
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10:27 pm
If you weren’t some backwards Jesus freak you’d know that science and religion contradict each other. Just know that during the crusades in the 1100s through the 1300s? men would kidnip little boys and tape them. The Catholic church frowned upon homosexuality in 1200 and banned it before then you could have multiple husbands and wives. Learn and think for yourself before you listen to this crape.
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1:22 pm
“What has caused this punishment?
Homosexuality. There has been a rise in homosexuals exposing their true nature.”
By golly! That never occured to me till you explained it all, finally it all makes sense!
Sir, maybe you could pray the Lord will give them galiksies a good shove or I’ll be watching my rear end for a long while, and it’s keeping me up thinking about it all the time. Mayn, it’s tough to be a Christian.
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9:31 pm
Are you really that stupid? If a man loves another man or a woman loves another woman the Milky Way Galaxy will explode?
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9:53 pm
Look, I think we are all appoaching this the wrong way. Is it not true that in many ways Jesus was the first “Zombie”? For not only did He come back after his death, He also told us to “Love Everyone”(Obviously this also includes other Men!)and to “Eat His Flesh and Drink His Blood”. I should also point out that since “Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness”, well then, Bath Salts MUST be really HOLY STUFF… And so Gay Zombies are part of the End Times – as clearly predicted by the King James Bible.
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