Al-Quanada – The Canadian Plot To Destroy America Revealed!
The vast majority of Americans really don’t think about Canada that much. Why would they? Isn’t it just an arctic wasteland, sparsely populated by uneducated hunter-gatherers who sit shivering in their igloos smoking marijuana and arguing about the price of beaver pelts? Well, yes it is.
However, in recent times America has had little choice but to think about the Middle East – a veritable furnace, where inhuman temperatures, frequently above 130 degrees are the norm.
You might imagine that these two very different worlds have little or nothing in common. Your imagination would be absolutely wrong. Most of the worlds oil comes from the Middle East and this has made the region fantastically rich. This over-abundance of oil money has given some arabs bizarre fantasies. One of these extraordinary fantasies is the ability to ski in temperatures that can roast a whole chicken in minutes. It’s now believed by US intelligence that Canadians were heavily involved in the construction of an indoor ski slope in a shopping mall in the United Arab Emirate of Dubai.
This recently de-classified video shows it quite clearly. It’s chilling, in more ways than one.
Intelligence prior to February 3rd 2011 is sketchy but it’s thought that it was with this complicated construction project that ‘first contact’ was made.
On 2/3/11, a US listening facility in Doha, Saudi Arabia intercepted and recorded what seemed to be just another phone call out of Iran, but this one was headed for Canada and so our vigilant agents correctly paid closer attention to this unusual activity.
The phone call was made by one Abdel Malek Al-Shishwani from downtown Tehran to a Mr. Albert Trudeau in Montreal. At 11.34am Canada time, Trudeau picked up, and Canadas fate was sealed. In a heavy, almost comical French accent he and the equally heavily-accented but far from comical Al-Shishwani had the following conversation…
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Trudeau: ‘Allo? Who dat?
Al-Shishwani: Who do you think?
Trudeau: It’s you, Jean-Claude?
Al-Shishwani: Do I sound like… Guess again you idiot.
Trudeau: Ah, OK. Yes, I gotcha. How’s de wedder over der? Damn hot I imagine!
Al-Shishwani: Yes. Yes it is, very warm.
Trudeau: Mon Dieu, I’ll betchya it is buddy! All we got here is ice and beavers. Guess how much da beaver pelt worth this week?
Al-Shishwani: I have no idea, Albert, but you know what? That’s not why I’m calling.
[EDIT: Trudeau continues about beaver pelts for some time until Al-Shishwani loses patience and gets him back to the point of his call]
Al-Shishwani: So, Albert are you listening carefully?
Trudeau: You betchya buddy! Shoot!
Al-Shishwani: Is that a ‘yes’?
Trudeau: Am all ears, mon ami!
Al-Shishwani: OK, I’m just gonna go ahead and say this and presume that you’re listening carefully OK?
Trudeau: Okey-dokey Abdel – I mean Marcel, not Abdel. Don’t know no Abdel.
Al-Shishwani: [muffled unclear mumbling] Albert, the bank transfer we spoke about last time is no longer feasible. I’m sending..
Trudeau: Money no good?
Al-Shishwani: Yes, Albert. Money no good. That’s why I’m sending my brother over to see you with a suitcase.
Trudeau: Suitcase, oh sure. Gotcha.
Al-Shishwani: My brother will be in Vancouver on Thursday. Can you meet him there?
Trudeau: Vancouver? Why dere? Day don’t speak no French over dere. It’s not the real Canada at all.
Al-Shishwani: That’s fascinating Albert, really it is. Can you meet him or not?
Trudeau: Oh sure buddy, what ever you say. No problem.
Following this one, seemingly banal phone-call, security operatives sent the recording to Langley where its importance was immediately recognized by our heroic, ever-vigilant security services.
Two hours later a full scale covert operation was launched – Operation Al-Quanada.
When Al-Shishwani’s brother, Karl landed in Vancouver’s makeshift airfield, Canadian customs officials let him through without issue, under direct orders from United States intelligence personnel on the ground. Exactly as the intelligence reports from Doha had suggested, he was carrying a suitcase. He was followed by undercover agents from that time onwards.
Outside, the oafish RCMP almost blew the whole case by arresting Trudeau for smoking marijuana in the arrivals hall. Under direct orders from United States agents he was released before Al-Shishwani was any the wiser.
The two men were followed by 4×4, UAV and satellite for six days, driving east across the frozen wasteland that is Canada from British Columbia, through Alberta to Saskatchewan. It’s not yet understood why the two men in Trudeau’s battered old Subaru failed to spot three black GMC Yukon 4×4′s following them across the frigid white-out on Canada’s only road. Heavy marijuana use by both men is suspected.
On an isolated plateau outside Stony Ridge, Saskatchewan the old Subaru stopped and the two men got out. Al-Shishwani unrolled a large technical drawing and placed it on the hood of the car. A combination of UAV and satellite imagery revealed it to be the plans for a missile launch platform. Further digital enhancement of the plans revealed the dreaded words ‘Shabab-3B’ an Iranian-made missile of quasi-Soviet design, capable of launching a variety of munitions both conventional and nuclear. A medium range missile, from Stony Ridge it could reach all but the most southern of Americas cities. Just a few short moments after this image resolved itself on a computer monitor in Langley, Trudeau, Al-Shishwani and the Subaru vaporized as a result of classified missile technology launched from one of the UAVs.
We would all be living in a fools paradise, however, to think for one second that this is the end of the Al-Quanadian plot. Al-Shishwani’s brother may be dead but he is not, and now he’s bearing a grudge. And let’s not kid ourselves, Al-Quanada is full of Trudeau types ready to sell us out for a suitcase of cash and a bag of weed.
For as long as arabs want to ski in the desert America will never be safe from the Al-Quanadians.
Vigilance is paramount! God bless you all, and God bless America!
copyright mark waldron 2012
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Author: mark waldron
I read the bible religiously and do my duty as a citizen no matter what. I do these things, and some others, in Rancho Cucamonga, California. My passion in life is guns. I have an impressive selection of firearms covering all possible situations where the deployment of ordinance is deemed necessary. I have never been in the military but I have always followed its creed and I feel honor-bound to project the power of the United States by the overwhelming use of armed aggression if and when the Supreme Commander of The Armed Forces orders it. I stand upright, steadfast and ready to shoot.
4:17 pm
People know how I feel about Canada, Alex Trebeck, inspector Cleausau….. Canada is one of the most beautiful and oil rich places on the planet, and the French have ruined it. Manifest destiny is not over! We need to turn our glory and might northward, free Canada and its resources. Bring them the second amendment and a few of the other good ones. Once liberated Alberta will be the 51st state as the creator intended.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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I liked the detailed and well-thought out plan of drilling down for a quarter mile near Eureka, Montana then drilling horizintally north into Alberta to get to the oil. There’s hardly anyone in Alberta anyway but even if any of the few residents could hear a distant drilling sound we could tell them it’s the sasquatch and they’d all run away like the superstitious yellow scum they are. Of course like most good plans it was shelved when Obama stole the election.
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5:13 pm
I have been to the land up north before.
They all smiled at me as if they were plotting something. The buildings looked like a horrible amalgamation of commie blocs attempting to mimic our capitalist nation.
The food was really nice though, they had a buffet that made fresh sushi on the spot.
The deals with terrorists though… Well lets pray that they’ll be saved from their freedom hating communism just as Russia was.
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5:31 pm
It’s very charitable of you to call it a ‘buffet’ or even ‘sushi’. When I made the mistake of going up there they hauled a fish out of a hole in the ice, lopped its head off with an filthy old machete and offered it to me on a tin plate. I refused the ‘wasabi’ and ate the still-twitching fish just to stay alive.
Later, I traded some beads and an Al Jarreau CD for a beaverskin coat and headed due south on foot, swearing never to return.
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5:55 pm
All Canadians frequent a dining establishment called the white spot. While tasting good is clearly designed to support a racist agenda.
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6:09 pm
What a great name for a restaurant in Canada. How can anyone be expected to find a white spot in a country that’s permanently covered in snow?
What use is their perfect camouflage if they’re trying to run a business?
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6:14 pm
Permanently covered in snow? You’re totally right…I mean just look at Toronto: http://www.toronto-unlimited.biz/toronto-city-hall-116084-480×3601.jpg that’s a he’ll of a lot of snow…
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6:20 pm
A crude photoshop creation. I’ve been there. It’s frozen solid.
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6:23 pm
“http://www.toronto-unlimited.biz/toronto-city-hall-116084-480×3601.jpg”
Y’know that you’re a terrible liar right?
Go ahead, look up Toronto…You going to say every picture of it is photoshopped?
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6:25 pm
How did that link show up again? I didn’t mean for that to be there
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6:28 pm
Can you imagine what a tough job the Canadian Tourist Authority have? They’re trying to lure tourists to a frozen wasteland. Over the years they’ve become a propaganda machine worthy of the Soviet Union. Their lies are everywhere.
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6:52 pm
You’re just a delusional fool…To think that…Canada isn’t a frozen wasteland…
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7:01 pm
You should go there some day. Wrap up warm and bring lots of granola bars.
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7:40 pm
You don’t know anything about Canada. I have ACTUALLY been to Canada, and it was a nice and warm place. Everyone was very friendly. America could learn from Canada
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10:23 pm
Mark Waldron you clearly know nothing about Canada
we have 4 season and we doN,t always have snow
alberta have a population of over 1 million just saying
Manifest destiny is also over you attack Canada you have the entire world on your back, pretty much sure you don’t want to go there
also you seems the one not being educated if you think we are like that oh and also another note the ebst scientist in the world are Canadian
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10:31 pm
“alberta have a population of over 1 million just saying”
We don’t count snowmen or penguins.
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10:36 pm
“We don’t count snowmen or penguins.”
Dunno why you would, but then again, you ARE that stupid.
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7:17 am
millenium – a million people in over a quarter million square miles? Four people per square mile. I’m surprised there aren’t draconian laws to curb the over-crowding problem.
Also, what’s Manifest Destiny? Your favorite strain of BC bud, I’ll wager.
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5:29 pm
I agree with August, the White Spot is a good restaurant, but it’s expensive too especially with the 12% sales tax. I heard the guy named it “the White Spot” because he wanted a clean restaurant (it said on a poster in their restaurants). I live in the Vancouver area. It’s a warm place and you can get to the USA border in 30-45 minutes.
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5:35 pm
Ex-Otaku, Do they still have the pirate ship meals with the “gold coin”?
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11:23 am
Typical Dumb Braindead Crapwire Author
Goes To Alaska (they can just about find that on a map). Thinks its Canada!
You needed to Right turn after going North Not Left
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11:22 pm
I apologize, I did not realize being polite and smiling was against the Christian Religion.
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5:53 pm
You really are fucking stupid
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6:12 pm
Thank you, Fanny. I appreciate you taking the time to comment. You have wonderful insight.
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7:36 pm
Killing your enemies with kindness. Wonderful
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7:52 pm
I don’t mind telling you, Fanny, that I gag a little bit every time I think of those rotten Canadians being considered more polite than Americans so I’ve decided to be even more passive/aggressive than they are from now on.
Once again, I thank you for your visit and would like to assure you that each and every comment left here finds a special place in my heart. Tonight, as I listen to the wind-chimes on my porch I’ll pray that the dream-catcher above my bed catches your dreams and makes them all come true. I wish you and everyone you’ve ever met the most wonderful evening.
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7:59 pm
“that I gag a little bit every time”
Not shocking really i mean Fig’s like taking it up the butt so it’s only fitting you like gaging on what he has pulled out.
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8:42 pm
Dearest Kablamo, I sincerely hope the school board let you back into classes one of these days. It would be terrific if we could all understand your incoherent outbursts. It must be so frustrating for you to be unable to communicate with the rest of the human race when it’s obvious you have a lot to say. I look forward to the day when you can form a proper sentence.
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12:21 am
Personally, I’d rather live in Canada because everyone there is nicer and not as stupid and ignorant as you ultra-christians
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7:05 am
I don’t want to know about your personal fantasies, Fanny. You want to go live in Canada? See ya!
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8:30 pm
I said I would rather, but I’m not going to since I don’t have enough money to pack up all my things and transport them to a different country and buy a new house
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3:19 pm
Americans are considered extremely annoying worldwide, did you know that? That’s why many overweight Americans that like to travel around the world pretend that they’re from Canada, because Canadians are way nicer than you guys.
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6:12 pm
“Isn’t it just an arctic wasteland, sparsely populated by uneducated hunter-gatherers who sit shivering in their igloos smoking marijuana and arguing about the price of beaver pelts? Well, yes it is.”
And like that you’ve proven you know nothing about Canada.
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6:15 pm
I can’t argue with that LN. You’re absolutely right. One hundred per cent.
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8:39 pm
So if you don’t know anything about Canada, then why did you decide to just lambast the entire country and try to claim it has ties to Al-Qaeda?
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8:43 pm
I wrote this specifically to annoy you LN.
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10:38 pm
So not only did you lie to Jesus, you’re committing several other sins and crimes by not showing respect towards your fellow man?
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12:22 am
He’s just gonna disagree with you because they haven’t actually read the bible
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6:57 am
The bible isn’t mentioned even once in this story. And since when is it a crime to disrespect somebody? It’s another one of your hippy, stoner fantasies LN, and you know it.
Fanny, how could you possibly know what I’m going to do at any point in the future? Are you a mind-reader? An occultist? Or has LN hypnotized you?
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2:00 pm
“And since when is it a crime to disrespect somebody?”
Not a crime, a sin. Big difference. You should probably read the bible (ya know, the book that you claim to follow and read since you call yourself a Christian).
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8:33 pm
Mark, the only reason I said that is because practically everyone on this site justifies them committing sins on the bible and/or steer the argument another direction
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6:39 pm
LN, you wrote “..you’re committing several other sins and crimes by not..” blah blah blah. You would really enjoy locking people up for the heinous crime of ‘disrespect’,wouldn’t you? Your true colors show at last. You’re a fascist, masquerading as a hippy.
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6:42 pm
“You would really enjoy locking people up for the heinous crime of ‘disrespect’,wouldn’t you? Your true colors show at last. You’re a fascist, masquerading as a hippy.”
Point out where I said or inferred any of what you said right there. You can’t, because I didn’t, and you already admitted to lying about everything you said about Canada.
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6:54 pm
“So not only did you lie to Jesus, you’re committing several other sins and crimes by not showing respect towards your fellow man?” June 11, 2012 10.38pm.
The imaginary ‘crime’ of ‘not showing respect towards your fellow man’.
You’re clearly advocating criminalizing disrespect.
I’ve noticed how much disrespect you get on this website and now its seems your increasingly bizarre revenge fantasies have strayed into pure evil.
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5:47 am
that`s real simple L.N. . It`s because ythey`ve ruined their own country and have no money left because of their lust for power and greed . Now they want to move in on our good resources and steal our stuff , just like they do with everyone else . Hey , if you can`t stab your own brother in the back , who can you stab …. right ??
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2:21 am
Shut up LN you ignorant Godless heathen. I’ve been to Canada and its just as he said. The people who occupy much of this vast wilderness nation are inbreeders who’ve kept it in the family for centuries.
Their fate has been an extremely high rate of down symdrome (RETARDS) per capita. I’ve always said Canada is America’s back up plan when things go into the crapper.
Their nation is weak, primitive and the inbreeders have no social skills whatsoever. They’d quickly fall against the America’s holy US Military might. Then their riches and mineral wealth would be ours.
We’d have oil forever… and sell off all the timber rights to American buyers who’d clear cut the Canadian Wilderness to produce lumber to build homes, schools, hospitals, and military compounds here in the US.
Men would return to work and the US economy would quickly recover. With a strong US Dollar again the country could easilly pay for our Global Military Forces… for good to protect us 24/7 from our heathen enemies of Christendom.
The quicker the better.
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6:38 pm
“Shut up LN you ignorant Godless heathen. I’ve been to Canada and its just as he said. The people who occupy much of this vast wilderness nation are inbreeders who’ve kept it in the family for centuries.”
No, you’re just a hateful bitch who lives a lonely life.
“Their fate has been an extremely high rate of down symdrome (RETARDS) per capita. I’ve always said Canada is America’s back up plan when things go into the crapper.”
Wow, you’re quite possibly one of the rudest bastards I’ve met on this site, congrats, I didn’t think anyone could sink lower than August or Bruce.
“Their nation is weak, primitive and the inbreeders have no social skills whatsoever. They’d quickly fall against the America’s holy US Military might. Then their riches and mineral wealth would be ours.”
So you basically want to kill and steal just because you hate someone. Seriously, go jump off a cliff, no one is going to miss you.
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5:51 am
Rapture Mary . What a joke . You call yourself a christian ?? You`re nothing but a mindless sub-human piece of unclean filth ….. Canada has the power to walk all over you unclean pigs down there . We also have the support of europe and the rest of the free world. You don`t stand the slightest chance against our good righteous nation . By the ay , in case you haven`t noticed . The U.S. is already in the crapper ( thanks to it`s own inept policies )
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2:30 pm
“Canada has the power to walk all over you unclean pigs down there”
Charles,
You are not bringing up the pig thing again are you? With the might of God on our side we won that war in 1872 and took everything good from the Canadians. And there were NO American casulties!
Besides, it was the Canadian’s unclean thieving pig that started the war.
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11:01 am
you seriously need to read up on your history down therte toby. The war happened in 1812 and there were plenty of american casualties . We pushed you assholes back where you came from running for your lives with our superior tactics. We even had all the native tribes on our side ( due to the fact that you pricks had broken every promise you ever made to them ) . You never took anything good from Canada and you never will you stunned sonofabitch . just try it …..
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8:36 am
“The war happened in 1812…”
As much as I hate to agree with Tobin, there was a small “war” in 1872. Not for the reasons Tobin gave though. It started because, as is our glorious history, we insisted that a Native American tribe leave their ancestral home and move to a reservation so WE could have THEIR land. Being the “liars” that we were, we reneged on the treaty WE signed and left them lacking in what we had agreed to. We treated them like s**t and they complained. We ignored their cries of injustice and they felt betrayed. WE broke the terms of the treaty, so they broke theirs and moved BACK to their ancestral home. Of course, this was unacceptable. How could they have the NERVE to want their land back? Grant ordered them to be “forcibly” moved. (Kind of sounds like the “death marches” during Viet Nam, doesn’t it?)
“And there were NO American casulties!”
Now that is quite wrong. 159 Native Americans fought against 1000 U.S. troops and only lost 17 of their number compared to 83 U.S. soldiers. Actually, they were ALL American casualties; Native and settled.
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4:09 pm
The great Canadians will always prevail against the lesser americans….
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6:13 am
You definitely have the right spirit Mary…
Unlike some of those Canada-loving dimwits getting their panties in a twist……You think they will ever get it?
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10:56 am
The U.S.A. leads the world in 3 major areas …. 1. – the number of incarcerated citizens per capita 2. – the number of adults who believe angels are real 3. – defense spending .
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11:26 am
Mr Canada pulls his Trousers down to have a SHIT and Gravity causes it to fall to the Lower 48 States
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1:21 am
Well, it is clear.
People say that the next country America’s proud military reach of freedom and liberation should invade (save) is North Korea, but I say put that on the backburner.
WE MUST NUKE THE CANADIANS. Their bigotry is revolting.
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3:18 am
I’ve come to the conclusion about the people who run this website, and it’s either one of two things. A. This site is as fake as Hell or B. you are all….. literally… the dumbest fucking wastes of breath I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading. All of your views are so fucking ass-backward that there can be NO WAY people in this world are as fucking retarded as you people are. The articles you people publish are the most ignorant typings anyone in recent memory has ever typed. Hope you all die horribly… because Darwin was right in this circumstance. Society needs to weed out people like you.
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3:52 am
“The vast majority of Americans really don’t think about Canada that much. Why would they? Isn’t it just an arctic wasteland, sparsely populated by uneducated hunter-gatherers who sit shivering in their igloos smoking marijuana and arguing about the price of beaver pelts? Well, yes it is.”
As L.N. said. You know nothing about Canada (it’s your own opinion about it).
“Most of the worlds oil comes from the Middle East and this has made the region fantastically rich. This over-abundance of oil money has given some arabs bizarre fantasies. One of these extraordinary fantasies is the ability to ski in temperatures that can roast a whole chicken in minutes.”
And you would probably like to have all the oil for yourself?
They don’t have such high temperatures that can roast a chicken.
The phone call is totaly made up.
“Operation Al-Quanada”
There is no such operation.
And all other which you did write is just bullshit.
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7:04 am
You’re right 36, I would like all that oil. Wouldn’t you?
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7:02 pm
you`ll never get our good oil up here . you don`t have enough power to take it . we`re smarter and stronger than you . our country is larger than yours and richer . we have one tenth of the population as you do because we don`t screw everything in sight and live on social assistance . face it – we are totally superior to you in every way imaginable ….. lol
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1:56 pm
I guess you ‘lol’ at the end of your comment because you’re high, as usual with Canadians. Canada has one tenth of the population of the United States because Canada is an uninhabitable wilderness with no redeeming features of any kind whatsoever.
A few clusters of igloos, badly made by hunter-gatherers, does not constitute a country.
The Declaration of Independence cleary states that the ‘area to the north, known as Canada’ is to be left fallow until we, the people, see fit to do something with it. The frozen tundra was left to French traitors, draft-dodgers and assorted bandits until now. As soon as The White House is fumigated, Canada will be annexed and assimilated into the United States.
There is nothing you can do to stop this happening. Have a wonderful Sunday.
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9:02 pm
“I guess you ‘lol’ at the end of your comment because you’re high, as usual with Canadians. Canada has one tenth of the population of the United States because Canada is an uninhabitable wilderness with no redeeming features of any kind whatsoever.”
You say someone else is high, and then you say something stupid like that.
“A few clusters of igloos, badly made by hunter-gatherers, does not constitute a country. The Declaration of Independence cleary states that the ‘area to the north, known as Canada’ is to be left fallow until we, the people, see fit to do something with it.”
No it doesn’t, I even double checked for any mention of Canada’s location, so you’re just making up shit right now.
“The frozen tundra was left to French traitors, draft-dodgers and assorted bandits until now.”
Except it isn’t a frozen tundra, and France in general had settlements up in the area, and that was about it.
“As soon as The White House is fumigated,”
So you’re threatening to poison the President?
“Canada will be annexed and assimilated into the United States. There is nothing you can do to stop this happening. Have a wonderful Sunday.”
You’re right, there’s nothing that the poster could do to stop it, because it’s not happening in the first place. You can deny the truth all you want, the fact is, it’s there and Canada is not going to become apart of the US.
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3:57 am
so you just admitted that the US is nothing more than a contagious virus
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10:31 am
are you fucking stupid ? or can`t you read …..
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11:18 am
Who are you talking to, charlie?
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9:04 pm
i`m talking to the ubiquitous dunce who creates juxtapatory conundrums …..
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9:23 pm
Umm…okay. Glad we cleared that up.
(By the way, “juxtapatory” isn’t a word.)
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9:36 pm
juxtapatory is indeed a word . i created it myself . that makes it a valid word .
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7:01 am
“i created it myself . that makes it a valid word”
Yeeaahh…we’ve been through that enough here. Kind of hard to respond to “valid according to” words.
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7:24 pm
you have no brain , so it`s not even worth getting into
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5:03 pm
You forgot about us riding our pet polar bears. That’s the best part. Actually smoking pots the best part, then riding your polar bear while your high. Anyways Beaver pelts were so last year eh?
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2:29 am
Love&Luck, Riding polar bears has been a favorite among Canadian inbreeders for centuries. I watched a documentary on Canada once and rememer the polar bear rides. You Kanucks still call it “Riding Bear-Back?”
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6:27 pm
I think I’ve seen photos of this barbaric practice. I take it you’re in the Canadian armed forces then? The 186th Polar Bear Division has an international reputation. It’s just a shame it’s for lack of coordination, indiscipline, inappropriate laughter and falling off. The tell-tale red glow of numerous joints being smoked in the gloomy forest also gives your position away far too easily, as does the distinctive, pungent smell of your devilish hell-weed.
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9:29 pm
I live up to becoming part of the 186th Polar Bear Division actually. As of now im in the 243rd. You have to be able to smoke 2 fat pounds of grass a day to even be thought of being let into the 186th. Unfortunately I’m not even close. We’ve also had to abandon the forest ambushes, due to the amount of forest fires we’ve started. We now choose more intricate tactics, of which I’m not allowed to discuss because PETCA (Polarbear Establishment of The Canadian Army) would send me into harsh punishment of no pot for a week. Which of course I would be unable to stand, as Pot is now 25% of my blood. (The other is 75%, as Canadian beer is all were allowed to drink).
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1:44 am
The other is 75% alcohol… weird that i didn’t type alcohol. Oh well…
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11:09 am
well, come on up and invade us then mr. chickenshit . we`re waiting here for you …… if it wasn`t for the great economy of canada right now north america would collapse into economic chaos . you arrogant self-proclaiming cowboys should try and learn something from your wiser cousins to the north up here .
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6:52 pm
Yeah, its june, and guess what? The temperature has risen to -20 degrees eh. The snow is coming down pretty hard, and its so cold that even out igloos give little protection. I mean, were only about 50 miles from the American boarder, but the weathers are soooo completely different.
And trudeau isn’t our president. thats like saying jimmy carter is your president. stupid.
Amazing how stupid you rednecks are.
LONG LIVE HUMANIST-SECULARISM
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2:36 am
Atheist Looser said… “I mean, were only about 50 miles from the American boarder, but the weathers are soooo completely different.”
Hey Kanuck why do you think the US Governemt established our Northern boarder with the Canadian wasteland at the 49th parallel north? American’s just naturally know where the good real estate is.
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5:55 am
Rapture Mary … the unclean, godless pig who stinks up public forums with her bullshit
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11:14 am
good real estate ?? you clowns have messed up your environment so much it looks like a landfill site down there . at least up here in the great north we can still drink the water from our rivers and eat the fish we catch . I guess you`d love to invade us so you could ruin our good country up here too .
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6:31 pm
I didn’t say Trudeau was your President. Trudeau is, thankfully, dead. The drone attack killed him and Al-Shishwani. Did you even read the article?
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7:09 pm
how did you ever evolve into the mindless waif you are ? …. i`ll bet the toughest 3 years in your life was grade 3 ?
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5:38 am
We all need to wipe out the unclean , filthy , tree-hugging , terrorist Canadians …. they are a slough on this earth and only worthy of public execution . They are a slimey, Godless breed who`s only motive is to smoke drugs and subvert American interests . Down with all the unclean Canadians !!!! God wills it !!!!!
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5:58 am
This was my attempt to sound like the stupid ultra-christians LOL
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7:07 pm
The simple truth is that Canada is vastly superior to the United States in every way . We have a superior education system ., health system .. monetary system . We are the envy of the world . That`s why you hate us . It`s because we are a constant reminder of how you have failed as a country . Have you ever noticed how Canada sits on top of the old U.S. . There`s a reason for that ….
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3:39 pm
I would really like to know how you bible thumpers are SO FUCKING IGNORANT. How does a website like this even exist? How are you people capable of even surviving with such ignorance? wow.. disgusting.
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6:57 am
Y’know, attacking Canada would just result in any nation with ties to the Commonwealth to attack.
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2:44 pm
Jamaica and Tuvalu are known the world over for their strong military forces. The threat of angering the commonwealth nations is a pretty strong deterent.
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5:45 pm
…Oh, so now we’re attacking Canada, which has done nothing but support America throughout its history? Nice move, jerk. If all Canadians are drug-smoking beaver-hunting igloo dwellers, then all Americans are fat lazy cowboys lounging around in bars all day eating McDonalds. Way to stereotype like no tomorrow. Have I ever mentioned how much I hate this place?
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12:46 am
I’m so glad to see someone finally taking the Canadian threat seriously. I’ve been on alert ever since my hero, Alex P. Keaton, put out the warning about them. Others dismiss them as “America’s Hat” but in reality they’re incredibly dangerous and just waiting to attack. Now if only the rest of the country would wake up to the imminent danger.
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12:24 pm
the fact is that you have nothing that we want . why would we want to attack you when all we need is up here north of the 49th. if we wanted we could step on you morons and flatten you but we have bigger and better fish to fry .
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4:42 pm
the only imminent danger here is your peabrain imploding in on itself …. whackjob …..
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4:45 pm
if you continue this arrogant nonsense , Canada will consider a war with you . BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR …. ( losers )
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11:53 am
As a Canadian you have no idea how awesome it is to have highspeed wireless internet here in my igloo that’s located in a frozen wasteland. I’m only reading this site to pass the time while I cook polar bear meat so I can make delicious hamburgers later for my family. All those pictures you’ve seen of Vancouver, British Columbia, are all fake! We really don’t have high rises, beautiful sandy beaches, or ethnic people. When people say that Vancouver has one of the mildest climates in all of Canada it’s all lies! We don’t have cultures represented from all around the globe, we are all white people, who smoke marijuana, and play in the snow all day.
I’ll end my joke with a scripture:
Galatians 3:26-28 You are all sons of God through faith in Christ Jesus,for all of you who were baptized into Christ have clothed yourselves with Christ. There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.
This site is not Christian (Christ like) in any way shape or form. If it was, the gospel would be preached, and there would be a change in people’s hearts. Instead, the articles are full of hatred, bigotry, and racism.
I feel sorry for people who run sites like these who don’t understand the transforming power of the gospel. They will have their reward.
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2:17 pm
Well said. Very well said!!
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12:20 pm
just realized why this site is so successful…
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6:43 am
Absolute Bullshitt
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4:01 am
celebrating 200 years since the defeat of the americans in the war of 1812
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10:09 am
As a Canadian I’m not offended by this at all. You don’t even know what you’re talking about.
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9:55 pm
Ok, heres how it should go down.
Our friend here @ Christwire should start running the American government, then piss off china so they invade alaska. America should then annex Canada to help their war effort to take back Alaska. America then retakes Alaska and then bombs China and then China bombs America. The world is then thrown into a neuclear apocalypse where only a handful of people survive.
(Though someone will have to build some vaults… Anyone thinking of starting Vault-Tec?)
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4:56 am
A year later and here we are …. i see that this idiotic blog was halted in it`s tracks and that the ultra-christian fools who were trying to defend it disappeared likes a fart in the wind . Canada is still here and of course stronger than ever !!
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