Another Miami Zombie Attack, How Much Did Obama & CDC Know?
As Miami suffers through a Second Zombie Attack, America has to ask ‘How much did Obama and the Center for Disease Control (CDC) know? When did they know and why didn’t they tell us of the very real danger’?
That’s right. As you read just days ago the zombie plague has spread across America. But now it is being reported that there is another attack at the “ground zero” of the new pandemic. Yesterday, Brandon DeLeon, a North Miami Beach man, walked into a Boston Market and started cursing at two North Miami Beach police officers who were eating at the restaurant.
Once in jail, he growled at officers, banged his head repeatedly on the holding cell, and tried to bite one officers hand. Officers believe he was under the influence of a synthetic drug, such as Bath Salts.
This led officers to post a bulletin warning:
“While at the holding cell, DeLeon banged his head repeatedly inside the holding cell. DeLeon growled at officers in the booking area like a rabid dog. DeLeon attempted to bite Officer Ruiz’s hand off…It was later discovered DeLeon had taken a synthetic drug named Cloud 9. This bears resemblance to the incident that occurred in the City of Miami last week when a male ate another man’s face. Please be careful when dealing with our homeless population during your patrols.”
So we know that this Zombie Plague is to be blamed on Bath Salts and Sodomy, but it now seems that the missing third ingredient to create a zombie is homelessness.
But what many Americans are asking in this election year is how much does Obama know and when did he know it?
Many of you have read my article “CDC Admits Zombies Are real” making an older article one of the most blessed this week, but for those that have not read the article I will sum it up for you. Over a year ago, the CDC admitted on their website that the Zombie threat existed and should be taken seriously.
Assistant Surgeon General Ali Kha, wrote and posted “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse” on the CDC website.
“If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine). It’s likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated.”
The article also warned us that when the time came that we should:
“… have an emergency kit in your house. This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored). Other items to be stashed in such a kit include medications, duct tape, a battery-powered radio, clothes, copies of important documents and first aid supplies.
Make a list of local contacts like the police, fire department, and your local zombie response team.” And, “Plan your evacuation route. When zombies are hungry they won’t stop until they get food (i.e., brains), which means you need to get out of town fast.”
My question at the time was where does one find their local zombie response team? Luckily, for me I was contacted by my Local Zombie Response Team, Zombie Response Team Alpha.
But what isn’t fortunate is that the Obama Administration had to know about the impending Zombie Apocalypse. Why else warn people about it. Until a week ago we all thought that the undead coming back to dine upon the flesh of the living was fantasy. You don’t see the CDC issuing warnings about Alien Invasions, Sparkling Vampires, or Werewolf attacks.
The fact that we can see now is the CDC knew! They knew that this was going to happen. I will tell you Obama knew as well. He had to, he is the President of the United States (for 6 more months).
The question now, is when did he know and more importantly Why didn’t he tell us? Was Obama afraid of his reelection chances under 10% unemployment and a Zombie Apocalypse. Rest assured that I will not stop until I get to the bottom of this. If Obama put us all at risk then he must not be reelected!
FURTHER SUGGESTED READING:
Miami Bath Salts Lead to Sodomy Induced Zombie Apocalypse
Second Zombie Attack in Texas, Zombie Plague Spreads
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11:51 pm
Susan I dont understand why it is that you and the rest of christwire are the only ones that are taking this zombie thing real. This is the scariest thing I have ever heard of and I lived through the cold war.
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11:53 pm
No S**t this is scary Chuck D. I ain’t afraid of no man, but these zombies got me s**tin bricks!
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12:35 am
Just Aim for the head and zombie will be dead
but since these are not zombie ( and the picture are from Movie ( the first one )
its the enw drugs bath salt
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3:51 pm
well in my point of view i kinda knew this was going to happen someday since its in the bible.. where the dead and alive will rise together and get ready for judgement but what i didnt know was the whole cinema version of zombies was foreal
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5:28 am
Okay so i just need to know is this website legit? I’ve been reading various article and the phrasing is as funny as a westborough baptist church protest sign.
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12:00 pm
I think all of you would appreciate this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo
This is funny as hell and terrible too but DO NOT TRY TO DO THIS. The man in this film said he almost got shot at 2:00 so yeah, do not try this, you could seriously get hurt.
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1:33 am
he is really a Not good zombie … a real zombie would not Run Like he does and will just bump into the car
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3:20 am
The idea is still funny though, still dangerous as hell though.
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10:11 pm
Satan is enjoying this!
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1:34 am
pretty sure Satan doesn’t care like God would not care hey Thinking of it maybe God created zombie too ?
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7:25 pm
Millenium, You may not have thought your comment about “maybe God created zombie too ?” Yes God did. All a zombie is is a demon. Demon souls were once human and therefore created by God. But demons in life rejected faith, the scriptures and God’s teachings about how to treat our fellow man.
When their judgement day came, and they stood before God to answer for their sins God judged them and sent them to hell for the way they choise to live their lives. And hell spawns demons… and there are many, many demons in this world.
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7:57 am
no such thing as god
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2:41 pm
Obama hates america and will do everything he can to destroy us.
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7:37 pm
You can most certainly tell that the presidential elections are coming up. Let the hate-fest begin.
So tell me, Mr. Weisz, just how does President Obama plan to destroy America? (It’s obviously not important enough to you to capitalize it. Psst…proper noun.
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12:25 pm
Sodomy is at the root of it all? I figured that if you were serious about this then you would actually believe in something plausible… lol
ridiculous
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9:08 pm
EDITED FOR STUPIDITY AND SATANISM
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4:15 pm
I love this site so much. Mostly because all the articles make me laugh so hard. Like adventure time being a bunch of gay characters that are high and the dog got date raped. That one made me laugh so hard. Bring on the hate comments.
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9:36 pm
I think we should check with the Zombies before we indiscrimiately kill them. Has anyone asked them if they accept Our Lord Jesus as their Saviour? How do we know they are Demons? Maybe they are the ones who got taken-up in the May 2012 Rapture, and they have been returned by God to Cleanse this Wicked Realm of Satan before Judgment DayDecember 2012? Can anypone proove me wrong?
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