Are Miami Marlins Uniforms a Gateway to a Homosexual, Damned Lifestyle?
Baseball is and has always been a manly, American pastime. It’s as American as apple pie and as manly as a lumberjack from Minnesota. However, with this new millennium unfolding before our eyes, we have all seen that the homosexual agenda is in full swing and trying to corrupt the youth of the nation through television, movies, and music. Thankfully, Americans everywhere thought that American sports were the last untouched/untainted bastion of American freedom. Sadly, that era of masculinity has come to an end.
Back in late 2011, the Florida Marlins changed their name to the Miami Marlins, and with that came new uniforms. Many baseball fans were shocked to see the original Marlin design, which many Americans acquainted with fishing, a symbol of masculinity, was replaced by a multicolor logo that is supposed to look like a marlin.
The use of multiple colors in a logo is the forefront of the homosexual movement, especially the hostile take over and use of the rainbow. Many people have said that the color choices reflect the atmosphere of the city Miami; however, as we all know, Miami is a city full of debauchery. It is a modern day Sodom or Gomorrah. Thirty-five percent of men in this town claim to have had at least one homosexual experience in their lifetime, and the numbers are rising at a shocking rate. So the gay logo reflects the gayness of the city.
In addition, it’s frightfully obvious that the new marlin logo isn’t a marlin at all. It’s one man leaning over another man engaged in the act of coitus. The homosexual agenda likes to use contemporary art styles to trick our youth into thinking their beliefs are right. Just look at artist Jackson Pollock’s work. He created splatters on paintings which all looked like ejaculate letting people think they could have sex with whoever they want, even before marriage! What did this lead to? The American sexual revolution of the 60s, where thousands of blasphemers had sex with whomever they wanted to and they all contributed to the AIDs epidemic of the 80s. It’s the butterfly effect people. Would you want to see two men have sex with each other at every baseball game? Would you want your children to see that? Then why are we, as a nation, need to get this logo changed!
If this logo continues to be a part of the MLB, then boys across the country will think it is ok to have sex with other boys. Gear up for the four horsemen of the apocalypse people because God’s hand is going to come down with the wrath of a titan as he tries to extinguish the flames of homoSINuality. This is the beginning of the butterfly effect. No one wants to know where Americans will be in five years if we don’t nip this in the bud right now.
An American past time is dead. No longer is a pat on the backside, to congratulate another player on their effort an ok thing to do because that player could be gay, and he may try to have sex with you because of that action especially if he’s on the Miami Marlins or part of their homo-organization. Get your letter-writing hands ready because we need to petition the MLB to change this logo or our children and our children’s children’s futures are doomed.
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Author: Jason Warsted
Jason Warsted is a Christian community leader with years of experience in business management and not taking no for an answer. He was the recipient of the 2007 God's Plan award for his service of building churches in low income communities.
2:29 pm
So everything more colorfull is already gay?
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3:05 pm
Oh shittt, you mean crayons are gay? GODDAMNIT
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4:35 pm
LOL
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4:41 pm
I don’t believe you read one sentence of that article. It’s a reflection of the gayness of that city.
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8:25 pm
Many of the commenters here such as “36″ or “L.N.” go immediately to the comment section to say contrarian things to the author without reading the article. They are most likely mentally ill people and are definitely sinners and heathens who are hellbound if they do not repent. Welcome to the fold, brother Jason.
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8:33 pm
“Welcome to the fold, brother Jason.”
Hope you like the kool-aid. It can be a little hard to swallow.
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8:50 am
“Many of the commenters here such as “36″ or “L.N.” go immediately to the comment section to say contrarian things to the author without reading the article.”
I did read it.
Same as i did read other atricles.
And based on one of them, you are gay.
“They are most likely mentally ill people and are definitely sinners and heathens who are hellbound if they do not repent.”
Mentally ill people would claim that women don’t have humor. And that there are “homogays”.
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8:45 pm
Dipshit sees a change in an outfit, notices that it has three different colors, and calls it gay.
You can’t call that an article, it’s a blog post about someone bitching about a change in wardrobe.
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9:26 pm
I noticed that. A rainbow with only three colors? Kind of…..bland, isn’t it? I mean, seeing as the Pride Rainbow is so much more flamboyant.
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12:16 am
Great work, brother. I always thought baseball should get away from colors and go with more all white.
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12:31 am
Two rules of thumb:
1.) Whenever a rhetorical question is presented, e.g., “Are Miami Marlins Uniforms a Gateway to a Homosexual, Damned Lifestyle?”, the answer is always “yes”.
and
2.) “White is right”
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7:40 pm
WOW!!! Are you a full-fledged White Supremacist, Erich, or just trying to show that you’re…..worthy.
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12:45 am
Do you even bother trying to hide your racism anymore?
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8:46 am
I did. Let me quote it:
“The use of multiple colors in a logo is the forefront of the homosexual movement, especially the hostile take over and use of the rainbow.”
Now tell me if my question ain’t based on your sentence.
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4:43 pm
Jason has a point. We have stood idly-by as pop culture has thrown the homosexual community in our faces. I have a right to turn off “Queer Eye” or “Fabulous Gays of New York” television whenever I want. But I want to know that my children can be raised in the U S of A and go to a sporting game without having to be subjected to this world of sin. I can’t turn off the blatant gay symbol that is this new logo. It is only a matter of time before window displays at shopping malls will depict mannequins engaging in homosexual acts at this rate. Thank you Jason for bringing this very serious issue to our attention.
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12:21 am
They brought in a gaygle of homosexual designers from San Fran-sicko to redecorate the stadium before the season started.
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2:13 am
I applaud you for using the proper term, homosexual. No one else seems to have heard of it.
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2:31 am
On a scale of 1 to 10, how homosexual are you?
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3:12 pm
Only a four. I’m not crazy flamboyant like some of them, I generally keep it low-key when I’m in public. Why do you ask?
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8:41 am
I don’t think Erich was asking how flamboyant you are; just where you were on the Kinsey scale.
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9:21 am
Oh I see. Then that would put Erich into the “X” category of the scale?
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11:34 am
Kinsey only goes up to six though, and I’m a six on that scale. I can appreciate a woman’s personality subjectively, but I can only appreciate her body objectively – she looks good in this color or that outfit, but that’s it.
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2:47 am
“Homosexual” is a portmanteau of homogay and emosexual. It is applied mostly to emosexual homogays.
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8:51 am
You’re officialy an idiot now.
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3:11 pm
He wasn’t before?
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4:05 pm
I thought you were logical but if your going to use words that dont mean anything…
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7:46 pm
That is the most idiotic statement, ex. It doesn’t even make any sense. You took one sentence, worded it differently and expected us to not notice?
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3:50 am
Do you understand how a portmanteau works?
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8:05 am
The question is….do YOU? “Homogay” and “emosexual” are only recognized in the Urban Dictionary because they are both “made-up” descriptors. “Homosexual”, however, is recognized in Merriam-Webster because it is NOT a made-up word. Therefore, your logic is backwards, ex.
So…….yes, I DO know how a portmanteau works. Do you know how to stay off of the English to French translator?
Next question.
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8:38 am
A portmanteau, in this case, is not a suitcase.
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9:16 am
“A portmanteau, in this case, is not a suitcase.”
Can you just make your point (in English) and move on? This statement means nothing in response to my post. *sigh*
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10:26 am
From Merriam-Webster:
Portmanteau: a word or morpheme whose form and meaning are derived from a blending of two or more distinct forms (as smog from smoke and fog).
If “homogay” isn’t a real word then “smog” isn’t a real word.
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10:54 am
“If “homogay” isn’t a real word then “smog” isn’t a real word.”
Seriously, stop being this stupid. The word ‘homosexual’ is indeed an actual word, and ‘homogay’ & ‘emosexual’ are NOT. Hell, even Adam, the bastard who helped make up the word ‘homogay’ disagrees with you, and ‘Susan’ was the one who invented the term ‘emosexual’. They were using the word ‘homogay’ LONG before ‘Susan’ or you showed up.
So good job failing, asshat.
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11:03 am
“They were using the word ‘homogay’ LONG before ‘Susan’ or you showed up.”
So you’re saying that people have been using this word for a long time?
Good job proving that it’s a real word!
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11:09 am
“So you’re saying that people have been using this word for a long time?
Good job proving that it’s a real word!”
You can’t take something out of context and then claim it’s your victory, I was talking about this site, you fucking moron.
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11:00 am
exbrony
June 29, 2012
2:47 am
“Homosexual” is a portmanteau of homogay and emosexual. It is applied mostly to emosexual homogays.
“Homosexual” was defined many years ago Your two words are a new corruption of existing words
“Homosexual” Cannot be a portmanteau of homogay and emosexual as the “Homosexual” word came 1st
of course a bareback riding ponyboy would get that “back to Front” That’s how they like to ride
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11:04 am
Are you clumsily attempting to imply that I’m gay and that that is something to be ashamed of?
What are you, like eight years old?
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11:10 am
So Pony Boy just said he was gay.
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11:14 am
You see what you just did there? No, of course you don’t.
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11:16 am
So you can take things out of context, but I can’t?
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11:17 am
exbrony
June 30, 2012
11:04 am
Are you clumsily attempting to imply that I’m gay and that that is something to be ashamed of?
I don’t have to You Just Confirmed it and how will your fellow staff writers look at you now (Probably with lust)
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11:18 am
You were calling me gay in an attempt to insult me. I am not insulted by being called gay because I don’t think being gay is something to be ashamed of.
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11:19 am
You, however apparently do.
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11:24 am
“I am not insulted by being called gay because I don’t think being gay is something to be ashamed of.”
And yet you still think being gay is something that’s evil.
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11:32 am
Where did I ever say that? You just keep making shit up about me.
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11:33 am
Why do you think calling someone gay is an insult? Is it because you think gays are inferior to you?
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11:37 am
“Where did I ever say that? You just keep making shit up about me”
You’re just going to completely disregard that ‘article’ you made?
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11:55 am
exbrony
June 30, 2012
11:33 am
Why do you think calling someone gay is an insult? Is it because you think gays are inferior to you?
That seems to be Editorial policy on this site which you don’t seem to have a problem with
I on the other hand believe everyone is born with the right to be treated as an equal People that Don’t treat others with the same respect and rights they assume for themselves Deserve to be Lambasted and insulted
then they might feel some of the pain and indignation that they cause others
LIVE WITH IT OR SUCK IT UP
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5:20 pm
“You were calling me gay in an attempt to insult me. I am not insulted by being called gay because I don’t think being gay is something to be ashamed of.”
Wierd you didn’t say “homogay” insted of gay. Seems you did finnaly learn it.
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7:55 am
That’s true, FV. Of course, he kind of nullified it with “gaygle”.
Tell me, Mr. Pen, is that what an “all-male” gaggle of geese is called? Just curious.
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11:52 am
“Baseball is and has always been a manly, American pastime.”
So true, it also proves men are inferior to women.
Women will be equal only when:
They can understand the infield fly rule.
They can hit a 91 MPH slider.
Bring one back from over the fence.
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12:11 pm
Base ball evolved from the English womans game of Rounders
it was always a camp game
Two teams of men playing with their balls hitting The ball with their Phallic wood stick
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12:14 pm
You homosexuals try and gay up everything. Baseball is pure and will always be.
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6:36 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball
Read the history part.
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