Barney spreads atheism, homosexuality, evolution and tells lies about how God created the world
We have all been deceived into believing Barney is the cute purple dinosaur who teaches kids social skills and provides them with the foundations to become responsible and respectable adults one day. This could not be further from the truth. Barney is a demon of Satan and a way of taking children away from God and introducing them to the sick twisted lies of Satan and then to Satanism before they know it.
As one can obviously see, Barney is based on the idea of evolution and time travel. This goes against the bible because, well, evolution is Satan’s sick twisted lie and time travel goes against the bible because only God knows the future. Barney is about a group of dinosaurs travelling forward in time to teach kids social skills. Needless to say: DINOSAURS DID NOT EXIST!!! This program is an intrusion of demons masquerading as dinosaurs in weird furry suits. Can you really trust what these demonsaurs are teaching your kids? The answer is a definite no.
Atheists out there reading this might be wondering, “Hey there’s evidence for things like dinosaurs and evolution.” Let me clarify this common misconception: DINOSAURS AND EVOLUTION ARE LIES. ANY “EVIDENCE” IS WHAT THE DEVIL PUT OUT THERE. Yes, the devil puts demonsaur fossils in the ground and possesses the minds of scientists to spread lies and evil. Mainstream science is nothing more than a gateway to Satanism. That is why you can only trust true Christian scientists.
I watched Barney recently, and keeping the sour demonsaur fact behind me, I found it taught children some good skills they could use in life, but then I nearly fell off my seat and broke a rib. Barney was teaching kids to play with each other in inappropriate ways. For one, the children would stand in a circle, dance and hold hands. Standing in a circle and dancing is what witches do. I saw boys holding hands in the circle and smiling and then I realized this program is also promoting homosexuality and courtship behaviour in kids.
That’s not all; this program does a lot more to spread homosexuality. There is a yellow demonsaur who assists Barney is his covert demonic possession operation. The name of this demonsaur is BJ and we all know what that means. Who knows what this yellow demonsaur is teaching the poor kids? When the vile BJ is around and “playing” with the kids one tends to notice there is a lot more physical contact between the kids. This is not a coincidence; the predatory BJ demonsaur is training our kids to sodomize and rape each other. There is no other explanation for this.
As for creationism, the lies Barney spreads about it are sick, sick, sick. First of all, dinosaurs. There is biblical evidence that dinosaurs never existed because, well, the earth is 6000 years old, period. Second of all, saying that dinosaurs, or demonsaurs as they should rightfully be called, had social skills is totally undermining God and creationism by saying that intelligent beings (other than God of course) existed before man.
Having your eyes opened to these truths, it is glaringly obvious that Barney does not teach social skills but social ills. It is a gateway to sin and sodomy, and ultimately your child will burn in hell if he or she watches this vile, sick program. One more thing I need to say before I pray for these poor children: BARNEY IS NOT MEANT TO SUPPLEMENT PRESCHOOL TEACHINGS. IT IS SATANISM FOR PRESCHOOLERS, PERIOD.
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Author: Reuben_Harper
Retired pastor from Cape Town, South Africa. I am a middle-aged Afrikaans man who is downright disgusted with the state of the world and how people try to interpret Christianity as they please and make fun of it. I will have none of it. I have joined Christwire.org because I believe and know they are True Christians. I will fight liberal Christianity tooth and nail and will spill my blood in the service of Christ my savior. Amen.
8:47 am
By the “logic” expressed on this site does this mean
ALL the Astronauts that have ascended to the heavens become Angels and upon their return they become Fallen Angels
So has NASA has become the Home of Demons( Fallen Angels )
Are there 3 Chinese Angels currently in “Heaven” at the moment
is not God The Creater of all in heaven and Earth if so how could saten create fossils
is not creation the divine right of god (and Steve Jobs of Apple)
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7:23 pm
the bible tells me the world was created in 6,000,000 years
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8:08 pm
Okay I was never a fan of Barney as a kid but I know that the big purple dinosaur (yes dinosaurs existed!) promotes love and friendship. A lesson children need now days.
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10:10 pm
Brother Ruben – Amen!!! How refreshing to read such a story of truth. Not bettin’ round the bush I say. That’s right brother tell em’ how it really is without all the anti-Christian propaganda these ignorant sinners have pushed on the kids of America for years. I hope to see more of your work.
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8:41 am
Rev. Billy Ray – God bless you and thank you for your encouragement in times like these when there is no much resistance to God’s truth. I promise to God and the good people of Christwire that I will continue to spread God’s word in the fight against evil.
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8:42 am
so much resistance, i mean.
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10:43 pm
If dinosaurs were real then they would have penises.
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10:54 pm
but… they… did
your stupid actually gave me a migraine
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11:00 pm
How would a stegosaurus even have intercourse? It is impossible. To prove dinosaurs did not exist, we once dressed people in dinosaur costumes and asked them to have sex. Zero pregnancies ensued. Dinosaurs, like carbon dating are liberal lies.
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11:11 pm
That’s a stupid way to do an experiment…But sadly no one has faired much better…Since penises are made of Soft tissue…They are never fossilized
Dinosaur sex is still somewhat of a scientific mystery
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4:14 am
“Since penises are made of Soft tissue…They are never fossilized”
That is not true of homosexuals. They walk around all day with erect penises looking for any or all holes to bugger.
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4:20 am
Not true. Homosexuals happen to be like heterosexuals in that they do not find everybody sexually attractive. They find certain things attractive.
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4:21 am
Cassidy you really not to stop making things up. Sooner or later your imagination will take over your reality.
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11:11 pm
“you really not to stop making things up.”
What does that even mean?
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11:12 pm
Stop making things that have no facts.
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12:04 am
Let me fix that: you really not going to stop making things up.
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8:45 am
Dinosaur fossils didn’t have penises, correct. That is because the devil put them there. The devil will never be able to create something that can procreate. You are only proving our point, Ouroboros.
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4:32 am
Excellent point about the stegosaurus, August. Any male trying to mount a female would have been skewered in the Jatz crackers by the spikes on the tail.
Also, the reason why the T-rex probably went extinct was because its arms were too short to give itself hand or claw relief, so it would probably have been a premature ejaculator.
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11:56 am
Laughing out loud! “Claw relief” FTW.
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12:20 am
xD wtf
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2:31 am
they were one of the last dinosaurs along with the stegosaurus they have been premature. ALSO WTH people these are meant for comedy these “facts” are meant for entertainment Xl
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12:39 pm
Just because you know nothing about animal reproductive systems, doesn’t mean that the dinosaurs didn’t exist.
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10:34 pm
Okay first of all Dinosaurs had dicks but it wouldnt be a fossil because the penis is tissue and not bone. And I doubt dinosaur costumes have dicks and one oter thing. Looking at the comments below you people have a problem with furries yet dressing people up in dinosaur costumes and asking them to have sex… well sounds like the same thing…
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4:26 pm
Get out Your Shovel Aug
go to your Granpappys grave
(that is if you know who he was).
Dig him up
open the Box
See if he still got a Dick in the box
Bet you its Rotted away and all that’s left is “Dem Bones Dem Bones Dem Dry Bones”
So Christwire logic says Your Granpappy never had a Dick
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4:15 am
Ok your minds are so fucking compilluted and distorted. The church now recognizes evolution as a fact.
-Evolution does exist, otherwise all human beings would be sexless, and contain the same genetic makeup. Meaning everybody would have the same exact features.
-Our Appendixes, they are now useless in our bodies. That is a result of evolution.
For you arguement suing the world is only 6000 years old…. WHAT THE FUCK???? Are you retarded??? Fossil fuels take well over 6000 years to be heated and compressed into that state!!
You people are textbook examples of embarrassment to the human race! You all act
Iike any cultural or social group different then your own “must be satanic”. This website is a perfect example to back me up! You post the most racially degrading bullshit I have ever read.
I remember one article…
Lava spirals on Mars, is china responcible?
Once again, WHAT THE FUCK???? It takes millions of dollars to organize a space flight! Not including the BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND COUNTLESS RESOURCES needed to actually build a military base on mars! And what could they do on mars anyways?? It could only be used if mars and earth where close enough where communication is possible (without sun radiation interference), and it would take a crazy
Omg time for a missile to
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4:17 am
Ok your minds are so fucking compilluted and distorted. The church now recognizes evolution as a fact.
-Evolution does exist, otherwise all human beings would be sexless, and contain the same genetic makeup. Meaning everybody would have the same exact features.
-Our Appendixes, they are now useless in our bodies. That is a result of evolution.
For you arguement suing the world is only 6000 years old…. WHAT THE FUCK???? Are you retarded??? Fossil fuels take well over 6000 years to be heated and compressed into that state!!
You people are textbook examples of embarrassment to the human race! You all act
Iike any cultural or social group different then your own “must be satanic”. This website is a perfect example to back me up! You post the most racially degrading bullshit I have ever read.
I remember one article…
Lava spirals on Mars, is china responcible?
Once again, WHAT THE FUCK???? It takes millions of dollars to organize a space flight! Not including the BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND COUNTLESS RESOURCES needed to actually build a military base on mars! And what could they do on mars anyways?? It could only be used if mars and earth where close enough where communication is possible (without sun radiation interference), and it would take a crazy amount of time to have a missile fired and hit (And that is if earth is even faced the right way)
You people need to think with your heads, or take a basic science class cause you really need a reality check.
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7:40 am
I would not recommend science to anyone. It’s the voice of the devil. Christian science is okay.
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5:08 am
“”This goes against the bible because, well, evolution is Satan’s sick twisted lie and time travel goes against the bible because only God knows the future.”
Last time i saw a study, where xx% americans do belive in evolution, but they said, it did happen with the help of “god”"
“Needless to say: DINOSAURS DID NOT EXIST!!!”
Wonder how arheologist found their bones then.
“Atheists out there reading this might be wondering, “Hey there’s evidence for things like dinosaurs and evolution.” Let me clarify this common misconception: DINOSAURS AND EVOLUTION ARE LIES. ANY “EVIDENCE” IS WHAT THE DEVIL PUT OUT THERE. Yes, the devil puts demonsaur fossils in the ground and possesses the minds of scientists to spread lies and evil. Mainstream science is nothing more than a gateway to Satanism. That is why you can only trust true Christian scientists.”
omg…. *facepalm*
“For one, the children would stand in a circle, dance and hold hands. Standing in a circle and dancing is what witches do. I saw boys holding hands in the circle and smiling and then I realized this program is also promoting homosexuality and courtship behaviour in kids.”
Nothing wrong with that. I did do that as kid also and i’m straight.
“The name of this demonsaur is BJ and we all know what that means. Who knows what this yellow demonsaur is teaching the poor kids? When the vile BJ is around and “playing” with the kids one tends to notice there is a lot more physical contact between the kids. This is not a coincidence; the predatory BJ demonsaur is training our kids to sodomize and rape each other. There is no other explanation for this.”
Yes there is some other explanation. You think too perv.
“There is biblical evidence that dinosaurs never existed because, well, the earth is 6000 years old, period. Second of all, saying that dinosaurs, or demonsaurs as they should rightfully be called, had social skills is totally undermining God and creationism by saying that intelligent beings (other than God of course) existed before man.”
lol lol lol lol lol
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7:47 am
I see you’re blending Christianity with freaky Satanic stuff. I will pray for you.
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3:54 pm
I’m an atheist. Not satanist. Idiot.
Save your prays.
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6:24 am
Answer to every thing ever.
God did it.
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/God_did_it
Hint: Sarcasm
The bible belt Christians are dumb fucks. If you dont believe in science, then why try and use it as a medium to get your hateful message across.
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6:40 am
The only saving Grace of the whole corrupt Liberal Barney Conspiracy, is that it prooves that dinosaurs and humans co-existed. This is something the atheist/communist teachers at my children’s public schools have always denied. That and the fact that God planted the so called *fossils* to show us exactly where to drill for his precious OIL – something that Obama (as a heathen Mohammadan) is very reluctant to let us do. Does not the very bible tell us to Drill until we empty Hell itself?
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6:44 am
Liberal Barney Conspiracy? Do you wear a tinfoil hat.
Precious oil? Yeah, those M1 Abrams tanks just guzzle fuel. Switch to German tanks to spread Jesus’ love america, the oil will last longer.
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11:25 am
Switching to German tanks might just be the final solution to our oil problems. Great idea, Kingfister. You’re not so bad after all!
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11:36 am
Those Panzers will get you to Poland on half a gallon of sauerkraut.
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11:16 pm
I had a cookout a few weeks back and my buddy Ralf brought over some sauerkraut made by his Aunt from the old country.
It was really tasty but but caused us all the meanest flatulence and ooh boy, did it clear out the backyard.
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11:30 pm
You know how much oil those things have? 500 gallons. Refueled every seven hours. Now, your average car has something like 10 gallons? 50 cars running for a day.
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4:14 pm
Why is it that if you have the love of your god in your hearts, that you have such hatred against all others? Buddism, Wicca, Paganism, they all teach about respecting others lives, they teach kindness and love and peace. Your own religion can be a fine one if you pay attention to what it really teaches, and yet you have taken the worst messages from it and taken them to extremes. Now you don’t have to tell me, or anyone else, just ask yourself, are you truly happy with the life you’ve chosen? Can you go through rough times with little money, or simply not be doing to well, and still have warmth in your heart? Can you still find the strength to forgive the people who have wronged you? To admit that perhaps you are wrong?
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9:05 am
Finding fault in everything (cynicism) is the devils ploy to distract you from what really is important. Looking for worldly faults in Barney is just reaching for stuff to write about… Anyone can turn something innocent into something “sprung out from hell”.
I pray you find focus and wisdom to write on things of importance
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10:56 am
Barney is also a lure to entice children into the “plushy” and “furry” lifestyles, where alienated people dress up in animal costumes with holes for access to their private parts and have large dry cleaning bills and read web comics where animals perform strange inter-species mouthsex acts.
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11:22 am
Well said as always, ex. Barney, furries and the “heroin sheik” fashion trend are three of the biggest threats to human decency, morality and common sense today.
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11:34 am
I do not understand the attraction of furrysexual sex. What’s the point of dressing up in a smelly old pantomime coyote outfit and trying to diddle a Donnie Darko rabbit through a little hole and you can’t really see anyway because the head part of the costume never fits properly?
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12:05 pm
Everyone has their fetish, I suppose. My fetish is that I’m wildly attracted to any woman who is willing to have sex with me.
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12:23 pm
Why not give some good ol BDSM a try?
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12:42 pm
How can you call that a fetish when it never happens Erich?
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12:49 pm
Pedobroks, it’s not effective comedy to reply to a self-depreciating statement with a put-down. What else should I expect from you though, kiddo? You’ve got a lot of growing and learning to do. I’m sure LN will chime in soon with a similarly brainless post.
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1:43 pm
Did I hurt your feelings? Aw poor boy.
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10:25 pm
Erich, your comments are brainless. It is like talking to somebody about say, chemistry, then they comment about how you have a hair sticking up. Then when you continue, the person says ” Cool story bro, you’re an idiot.” It shows a complete and utter disrespect to everyone who has a slightly different worldview. And likely Exbrony will come along and correct me on grammar, and back you up. And also, I enjoy it how you call someone a pedophile and a young kid in the same paragraph.
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12:24 am
Sooooo, any old hooker would do, Erich? Nasty. Very Nasty. You don’t have a fetish. You have Lack-Of-Nookie. Fetishes stick with you. Your…..problem is easily enough fixed. (Well. Maybe not THAT easily.)
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10:20 pm
I do not understand how people will go out of their way to attack something they have no idea about. There are other types of furries.
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12:10 pm
Of course exbrony… keep talking crap…
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7:49 am
You are a true messenger of God. Barney does indeed entice children in such a manner. God bless you, exbrony.
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10:16 pm
im a christian and you guys are effin morons! the whole earth is only 6000 years is not true. the bible even says that a day is as a thousand years and a thousand years is as a day to God. your stupidity is so stupid that it hurts.
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11:46 pm
While I do respect your right to your OWN beliefs, Mr. _Harper, I do NOT respect your treatment of those who may believe…..otherwise.
Barney? A minion of Satan? Really? The show promotes learning and love, and you consider him a demon? (…and just exactly WHAT is a demonsaur? Even spellcheck says it’s not a word.) I’d LOVE to see what the Christian scientist you brag so much about have written on the existence of dinosaurs. Even my very conservative, Baptist friend will refer to dinosaurs as mistakes by God. (“You don’t think God makes mistakes?”, she’ll say.) Ummmm…no. Not according to everything I’ve ever been taught. Nice try though.
C’mon, Mr. _Harper. You can at least come as far as she did. Were they a mistake? Hm?
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7:55 am
Maniac58, my beliefs are not my own. They are facts discovered in the good book. God did not make a mistake, ever. How could you ask such a question?
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5:51 pm
I am just curious Reuben, are you saying you stole this artitcle from a book? And if so why are you publishing this under your name if this is not your opinion? I’m not critisizing but your comment is a little unclear.
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12:05 am
Demonsaur is an accurate description indeed. I’ve always been of the opinion that ‘dinosaur’ bones are nothing more than the remains of hell-dwelling imps and Satan’s other minions. You liberals take a look at any ‘dinosaur’ skull and tell me it doesn’t resemble a demon.
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12:18 am
Did you ever think to turn that statement around, Mr. Gonsalues? (Nice “Americanized” spelling, by the way.)
Maybe it’s the DEMONS who were “fashioned” after dinosaur skulls that were found. Seems a more reasonable statement to me.
I do respect your right to your opinion though, as I exercise my right to mine on a regular basis.
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12:19 am
It doesn’t resemble a demon because demons aren’t real.
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12:31 am
Pebrocks
took the words right out of my mouth.
Felton
Okay what does a demon look like considering how you obviously have seen one of these imaginary creatures. And if you are basing their appearences off illustrations then the same could be said for a human skull or any animals skull.
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4:24 pm
You guys have every right to believe what ever the heck you want, but quit trying to influence everyone elses beliefs.
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3:53 pm
Sometimes is hard to sort out stupidity from sarcasm, isn’t it?
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