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RedditThe day has finally come. The day that scared us ever since Nixon went to China to spy on their unholiness first hand. The Chinese have used their Asiatic powers of calculation and destruction to build their first spacecraft, and my friends, it is far more advanced than anything NASA has ever created.
The Chinese are calling this spaceship the ‘Shenzhou-9′, which roughly translates to ‘kill all American men and impregnant their wives and children’, x9. The Chinese spaceship is capable of near warp-speed and when it enters a wormhole, it’s said you can hear the sound of Satan chuckling with delight at his dragon people’s creation.
Here is live footage of the spacecraft. Note that the video is of the craft landing back on Earth after ‘dipping’ into the atmosphere of Mars. The Chinese astronaut on board is the same one you see in the sidebar, that loves to eat puppies.
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Bringing back morality one kneecap at a time. 
We’re all going to need OSAMACARE WHEN THE CHINESE COME HERE AND NUKE US ALL WITH THESE HELL SHIPS!1! SCOTUS YUO SCREWED UP BIG TIME THE CHIENESE ARE BUILDING THESE SPACE SHIPS AND YET WE ARE WASTING ALL OUR MONEY ON WELFARE MOMS TAKING THEIR NONSICK CHILDREN TO THE ER AND MAKING US BROKE!!!
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They wont nuke anyone…
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You are ignorant. They nuked Pearl Harbor and they will do it again.
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They didn’t nuke Pearl Harbor, they attacked it under a leader who was a fucking idiot, and they’re one of our best allies right now.
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lol
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“” Piss poor Statement again August Weisz”"
Inaccurate again as you toilet aim is
Nuclear weapons have only been used in anger twice
Both times by the good old USA
they were used against IMPERIAL JAPAN in 1945
IMPERIAL China was at the Time and up to 1949 revolution Allies of both The USA and United Kingdom in the war against the Axis of Germany Italy and Japan.
China has never nuked anyone
PEARL Harbor has never been Nuked
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Tell that to the brave men of the Arizona. Nukes were used they were just made in china so they were poor quality. The Good nukes are made in the USA
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You Besmirch and denigrate the good name of all the dead Americans of Japans attack on Pearl harbour
“Tell that to the brave men of the Arizona.”
No American Navel vessel has ever been Nuked by any enemy of the USA
the only US vessels that have been “Nuked”
were old decommissioned Ships Nuked by the USA for Testing and Tactical evaluation
“”During the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on 7 December 1941, Arizona was bombed. She exploded and sank, killing 1,177 officers and crewmen. Unlike many of the other ships sunk or damaged that day, Arizona could not be fully salvaged, though the Navy removed parts of the ship for reuse. The wreck still lies at the bottom of Pearl Harbor and the USS Arizona Memorial, dedicated on 30 May 1962 to all those who died during the attack, straddles the ship’s hull.”"
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China did not attain Nuclear capability untill 1964 thats 23 years after USS Arizona Sunk
Try again you sad sack of Shit
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Liberal lies.
When your IQ reaches 50, your parents should sell.
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魏斯8月
你戀傷心袋屁話
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I have reported your hate speach to our minister of information and propoganda.
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我不給一個shit你同志太監你們的威脅是隻有您關於傷疤alterboys
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Haha! I don’t think you understand what a nuke does to the environment.
1) If they nuked Pearl harbor, the whole entire population of Hawaii would be 0
2) Nukes leave radiation, which makes the area inhabitable.
3)Peal harbor wasn’t nuked, it was bombed by JAPANESE planes, not Chinese.
4) Posting these hateful comments show that you truly aren’t Christian. Christianity is about love. Wtf happened to love thy neighbor?
5) Please do research before you post a stupid comment.
6) There is no freaking space warship of death.
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“The Chinese have used their Asiatic powers of calculation and destruction to build their first spacecraft, and my friends, it is far more advanced than anything NASA has ever created.”
1. It already launched, your own video says that it’s LANDING.
2. They built a landing capsule and you’re calling it more advanced than anything NASA has ever made? Unless that landing capsule was the only thing that went into space without any kind of rocket or booster or something to help get it into space and can also travel through time or is bigger on the inside than it could possibly be, I -highly- doubt that it’s more advanced than our own.
“The Chinese are calling this spaceship the ‘Shenzhou-9′, which roughly translates to ‘kill all American men and impregnant their wives and children’, x9.”
No, it means something along the lines of ‘Divine Vessel’. It’s also the ninth one that has gone into space.
“The Chinese spaceship is capable of near warp-speed and when it enters a wormhole, it’s said you can hear the sound of Satan chuckling with delight at his dragon people’s creation.”
You’ve either been getting seriously high or drunk, or you’ve been watching too many sci-fi and religious flicks lately.
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“The Chinese are calling this spaceship the ‘Shenzhou-9′, which roughly translates to ‘kill all American men and impregnant their wives and children’, x9.”
This is your own translation.
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I’d be interested in knowing the real Chinese term for ‘Kill all American men and impregnant (sic) their wives and children’… I only know Spanish and Italian so I can’t help XD
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The Chinese phrase for that looks like this:
杀死所有美国男性和怀孕妻子和子女
And sounds like this:
Shā sǐ suǒyǒu měiguó nánxìng hé huáiyùn qīzi hé zǐnǚ
The more you know~♫
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Simplefied Chinese
“杀死所有美国男子和impregnant(sic)他们的妻子和子女的
Chinese traditional
“殺死所有美國男子和impregnant(碳化硅)其妻子和子女的
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I literally can’t tell if these articles are written by christian extremists, or sarcastic athesists lol!
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The Chinese have been making many “space-craft” for many years now. Your just too stupid to realize whats going on. Nasa currently only cares about their satellites, because of the high radiation levels, and there to poor to do that and do more space missions at the same time
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shenzhou is also a city in the province of Hebei
as for “destruction” USA killed and destroyed much more countries than china ever did in history
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We need to share some Shock and Awe with China.
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“Your Pet nickname for your Trouser missile”
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