Did Carly Rae Jepsen Hide Evil Messages In “Call Me Maybe”?
Tasty teen bubblegum pop sensation Carly Rae Jepsen may look innocent, but underneath the tween styling and upbeat instrumentation, there is a hidden darkness. Her hit song “Call Me Maybe” has some very deviant messages veiled in saccharine sweetness. Let us decode these together, brothers and sisters.
“I threw a wish in the well”, she starts the song with, obviously referencing the recent teen trend of witchcraft and sorcery, as seen in “Harry Potters” and “Sabrina The Teenage Witch”. Later she croons “I trade my soul for a wish”, which is either a deal she is making with a powerful dark wizard, or she is selling her soul to Satan himself. This is a dangerous trend. This is even more dangerous than the hand sanitizer trend with teens. The first Commandment is an important part of God’s word. Respect it. Nothing good can come from our nation’s children practicing dark arts. We need to keep our young ones away from the influence of Wizards and Satan. It’s a crying shame that I have to even say that, in God’s America.
Like all Hollywood liberals, Carly Rae is clearly promoting the homogay agenda, and glamorizing gays in the military, with the line “Don’t ask me, I’ll never tell”, a blatant celebration of the repeal of such a great policy in God’s America’s armed forces. This is offensive and inappropriate for a public figure our children welcome into their iPads. This is part of their recruiting method, slipping in greasy come-ons into what would otherwise be an innocent musical product. There is a long history of this kind of backdoor shenanigans by the homogay conspirators. The Village People, for instance, made themselves attractive to children in order to indoctrinate them into the homogay cult. Wham later used the same tactics. We should not be fooled again.
Rape. “Ripped jeans, skin was showin’” Violent tearing of clothing leading to explicit nudity. “Where you think you’re going, baby?” An attempt to escape by the victim, sung with the smug superiority of a successful rapist. Not only is this definitely not age appropriate subject matter for teens, it’s also a sin against God. This is a horrible message to send our youth. Premarital sex is a sin.
Prostitution! Underaged prostitution is being touted by our tween sensation with the line “pennies and dimes for a kiss”. This is quite shocking and inappropriate. Sex workers are an ancient evil, and recruiting our young girls is a dastardly thing for this agent of sin and depravity to do. Is nothing sacred in our so-called “society”? Of course this is also an allusion to Greed. When will Hollywood keep their twisted morals out of our tweens’ pretty little heads? I predict that soon God will send them an earthquake as a warning.
Hell. “I took no time with the fall” Is this finally a positive message? Is Carly Ray admitting that she will be punished for all this vile filth and wanton sexiness? Will she be greeted by demons to atone for her embrace of dark magic and sorcery? Only our Lord can know for sure, but if gambling wasn’t sinful, my money would be on “yes”. Many of our children will be “taking no time with the fall” if we don’t eliminate Carly Rae Jepsen. Call your Senators and Wal-Marts. Get this filth off the shelves and into a landfill along with the devil’s video game “E.T. The Extraterrestrial”, where it belongs. This is a call to arms, brothers and sisters. We need to ensure the future of God’s America is not tainted by the demon seed of this foreigner temptress.
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Author: Frederick Ford
Persecuted Christian Warrior in Christ's armor, Korean War Veteran, White, Republican Man. More endangered than that owl the hippies cry about.
10:56 am
“Like all Hollywood liberals, Carly Rae is clearly promoting the homogay agenda, and glamorizing gays in the military, with the line “Don’t ask me, I’ll never tell”, a blatant celebration of the repeal of such a great policy in God’s America’s armed forces.”
You take one line from a song, ignore the rest of it, and twist to your own image because you lack the ability to handle things that are different from you.
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11:31 am
As I am a grown man, I do not typically use the youth’s vernacular, but are you what’s known as a “Hater” or “h8er”, L.N.? You continue to make negative comments on my articles yet you clearly don’t understand what you are actually talking about. I cannot twist a song to my own image, L.N. as my image is visual and music is sound. You just want to say negative things to compensate for how badly you feel about yourself as a person. That sounds like what the kids call a hater. Be careful. Once you let hate in your heart, you lose room for the Lord’s love. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior? If you welcome Him into your heart, you can overcome your low self esteem, but you still can’t fix stupid. Here’s your sign!
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11:45 am
“I cannot twist a song to my own image, L.N. as my image is visual and music is sound. ”
You’re also an idiot.
“You just want to say negative things to compensate for how badly you feel about yourself as a person.”
Who was the one who just bitched about a crappy little pop song and said that it was had ‘evil messages’? You.
“Once you let hate in your heart, you lose room for the Lord’s love.”
Worth it if it means I keep my sanity and intelligence and that I know what love actually is compared to your hollow lies.
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12:18 pm
If you are so intelligent, and I am not, why am I a published author on this site and you are not?
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12:24 pm
You think being a author on this site makes you smarter? It hinders your intelligence because this is a site of lies. So yeah, be proud of being a idiot author of a terrible website.
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12:25 pm
Because I haven’t bothered to submit something to this piece of shit site. This place will put up any submission sent their way, don’t feel special when you get the same treatment as anyone else.
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4:26 am
“If you are so intelligent, and I am not, why am I a published author on this site and you are not?”
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH oh thank you i haven’t had a good lol from here in a some time this made my night.
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11:50 am
You are a author on a bigoted retard site. You have no life.
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3:10 pm
I don’t believe this, she’s Christian for heaven sakes. Stop making up everything!
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4:14 pm
hahahahahahahahha.. you have a good imagination Frederick Ford.
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4:16 pm
“Carly Rae is clearly promoting the homogay agenda”
By the way… there is no “homogay agenda”.
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8:43 pm
Sandusky!
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5:40 am
If you refere to Jerry Sandusky, he was a pedophile and not a “homogay”.
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5:40 pm
Freddie, you and Figs need to stop typing your stories while the two of you are talking on the phone. Two stories on the same topic by different…..”reporters” posted within 7 minutes of each other? That…is…CLASSIC!!
(A round of applause for the hacks.)
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5:49 pm
I can only submit stories, I don’t have any control over when they get posted. Nice try with the crazy conspiracy theory, and don’t call me “Freddie”. Bless your heart.
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5:51 pm
Whatever you say, fatso.
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6:06 pm
Keep it up, internet tough guy. You try that death threat nonsense with me, like you did with Bruce and Annabelle, your terroristic threats will not end well for you. I am a veteran of the Korean war, not some ineffectual homogay sympathizer such as yourself. You should get saved while you still have time. God bless your tortured soul.
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6:21 pm
LN has threatened my life as well. His hit-list grows daily and he’s been off my prayer list for quite some time.
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6:29 pm
You hear that? That’s the sound of no one giving a shit.
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12:27 am
We-
That empty space? It used to be words, but Fred ate it all. That Fucker, those were MY words! And Eric, no one cares if you were threatened, with a face like that its almost deserving. You look like hairy potter, if his ass was where his face should be.
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4:28 am
“Keep it up, internet tough guy. You try that death threat nonsense with me”
But we are not christians unless you why would we wanna use death threats.
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9:16 pm
bless you
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11:59 pm
*clears throat* *plays starships*
Lets go to the beach each let’s get away they say what they gonna say I grabbed the bud light bad bitches like me are hard to come by I’m on the floor I love to dance need me one more STARSHIPS WERE MEANT TO FOY LET’S DO THIS ONE MORE TIME
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12:01 am
I’ve tried playin it cool but when I’m lookin at you-OH FUCK THIS SHIT * plays one direction one thing*
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12:03 am
Please do a review on saints row 3 if you haven’t already because I mean come on that game would be a field day
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6:28 pm
Hey Freddie (Oops, Mr. Ford) and Erich, can either of you show me a death threat in L.N.’s post? I’m having a hard time seeing it.
“You try that death threat nonsense with me, like you did with Bruce and Annabelle, your terroristic threats will not end well for you.”
I did notice THIS one, however.
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12:54 pm
You look like a fool. This is a fake website.
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6:16 pm
“I can only submit stories…”
…and that they are.
“…I don’t have any control over when they get posted.”
No, but you do have control over WHAT gets posted.
“Nice try with the crazy conspiracy theory…”
No thoughts of a conspiracy theory. I don’t believe anyone would consider this dribble a conspiracy.
“…and don’t call me “Freddie”.”
So sorry, Mr. Ford. After all the names you’ve called ME I figured that I was allowed one “nick name”. I see as usual, “do as I say, not as I do”. My bad.
(hack)
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6:30 pm
“Dribble” is what comes out of the corners of your heathen mouth when you attempt to think. I believe the word you were looking to falsely and maliciously libel my work with is “drivel”. You can’t fix stupid. Here’s your sign!
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8:48 pm
““Dribble” is what comes out of the corners of your…mouth”
“I believe the word you were looking to falsely and maliciously libel my work with is “drivel”.”
Let’s see. Ummm….nope. I used it in the correct context.
“You can’t fix stupid.”
We know. We know. You keep reminding us of that with your inane ramblings.
(Man. You really need to stop watching the Blue Collar Tour every day. I know it’s funny, but give it a rest. At least get your own catch phrase. You really should stay away from the two you seem to have…..memorized. They really don’t work for you. Too ironic.)
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12:31 am
Watch out maniac, your gonna make Fred angry. And when he gets angry he gets hungry. And Judging by his size and mental instability, you wouldn’t be the first person he ate… Whole. I’d pray for your life, but unfortunately there’s no such thing to pray to.
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12:46 am
lmfao I just laughed so fucking hard i can’t breathe…like I didn’t think this was a real article but it is and omg AIRRRR I NEEED ITTTTT…lmfaooo are ya’ll serious like ya’ll caint be serious about life
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4:05 pm
To the author, you are an editor of a web site that deemed all fat people to be gay.
By that argument… you seem to be the gayest of them all.
A position does not measure your intelligence good sir, you willingness to understand things in full does.
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8:45 pm
We have an editor now?
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4:28 pm
Frederik are you gay?
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8:44 pm
If he was gay he wouldn’t have time to write this article, he would have been soliciting underage girls on myspacebooks.
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6:09 am
According to Mr. Figs theory, he is gay, since he’s fat.
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11:05 am
Why would he be soliciting underage GIRLS if he was GAY?
Do you even know what gay means? This is mind boggling! How are people so stupid able to work a computer? It is a sad, sad, sad day when a website like this is allow to exist in a fair universe. All of the people who write for this website shut the fuck up and go back to doing what evolution defaults you to do in your state; go back to your church where you can’t bother smart, reasonable, fair, accepting people, or go back to your nearest McDonalds and eat yourself to death, you’ll being doing our species a favor.
I mean, hey, maybe your god will listen to you so we don’t have to.
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12:59 pm
God does indeed listen to us. It’s called “prayer”. Try it sometime, lil’ miss. You might be surprised with the results!
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9:51 am
Yeah… nothing will happen lol
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9:02 am
As a Christian, this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read.
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5:25 am
In my opinion, it’s an annoying song that’s causing controversy for nothing. She’s not going to read this, and if she does, I assure you, she won’t care. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a Christian, but I feel like you’re just making HER lyrics into YOUR opinions. Let’s just, like, listen to Skillet or something. NO ONE IS FORCING YOU TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG.
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12:49 am
You, are a complete, blithering idiot. You post foolish shit like this on this dumbass site. Go read the Bible, pray to God, and become a true Christian. Not only are you a disgrace to the male population & the Christian population, but you’re a disgrace to mankind. Have fun tracing down little victims of yours.
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12:02 am
Haha this is a good work of fiction right here. It was enjoyable to read.I had trouble finishing it because I was laughing so hard.
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3:45 am
OMG, use your brains. This is clearly taking the piss, if you don’t understand things, don’t comment on them.
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