EDC 2012 Knife Party – Ensured Death of Children

• ChristWire
June 1, 2012 7:44 pm267 comments

As some of you may have heard, the homorave community will be holding their annual caucus in Sin City this June. “EDC”, Ecstasy Daily Carnalval, is a glow-in-the-dark freak show that young drug addicts and worshippers of Satan attend annually to cover themselves with others’ bodily fluids and crystal methamphetamines. Children as young as 10 are allowed to attend EDC where it is common to trick them into accepting beads for mouth sex acts. Ravers perform ‘light shows’ on hallucinating girls to induce ‘trips’ before dragging them off to a portable bathroom to be group molested. But rape isn’t the worst thing that happens at EDC every year. Many American sons’ and daughters’ lives are claimed each year at EDC. Here are the ways their souls will be eternally forfeited to the Devil.


A group of 7th graders at EDC, beads and open mouths signifying their oral willingness.

How the Younglings Will Perish

Knife Parties
It says right here on the EDC activities lineup, right after they ‘kill the noise’, the first ever EDC knife party will be held. Being a follower of Jesus Christ, I have never been to a dubstep show, but I have seen them flailing all over each other after the ‘drop’ on Youtube. Now imagine if they were all holding knives. The crowd will no doubt turn into a sadistic flesh blender, where the weak will be stabbed repeatedly as offerings to Satan himself.

Not the kind of party your kids were expecting? Too bad. They’ll still be stabbed to death.

Gang Shootings
After doing some research, it appears that EDC is also a meet-up venue for underground crime. Last year, the Swedish House Mafia was reported to have attended the festival. On this year’s guest list is feared Puerto Rican drug ring, the Felix Cartel, who will be brokering some sort of ecstasy syndicate with EDC and ‘collecting’ on past debts. With more minorities packing heat than a hot tamale factory, there will no doubt be many ghetto-style shoot outs with young children caught in the cross fire.

Drug Overdoses
Teens are pressured into snorting drugs and submitting themselves for skin sin for hours, dehydrating them of everything but filth and shame. Because the only fluids they have been ingesting for the 3 days of EDC have been DNA and malt liquor, it is common for teens to collapse in the midst of the pulsing crowd, their last thought before death being “how did it all go so terribly wrong?”

Trampled to Death
While EDC is full of ‘performers’ I have never heard of in all my life, there are some that I know will cause hysterical adolescents to crush each others’ faces just to get a good look at them. For example, last year when Moby made his appearance, the death toll was in the thousands. This year the Blue Man Group, one of the hottest acts in dubstep music, will enduce waves of pandemonium in young fans and trampling will ensue. Ravers will also be clawing at each other tooth-and-nail to get some of the ecstasy that will be showered over the crowd from on-stage cannons.

Yes, there will be blood.

Deep, Unrelenting Depression
For the handful of misguided youth that manage to survive the weekend, what awaits them is a fate worse than death. After a weekend of over-stimulation and STD contraction, they will return to a bleak existence, devoid of God’s love. Some will return to their minimum wage jobs to supports their ecstasy addiction, while others will steal money from their hard-working parents to purchase their next EDC tickets, desperate for something to look forward to. Most will sit in the shower and sob before ending it all.


God is sad too.

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267 Comments

  • What’s with you guys and always going to outrageous conclusions?

    FYI, ” Knife Party” is the name of a band…not the name of an event

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    • I’d attend a Knife party

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      • So would I…Hell, I’d even bring my own knives

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        • Hahaa thats a great answer lol!!! This report shows how IGNORANT this writer is haha.. First GOOGLE information before publishing such thing! Edc =extacy daily carnival hahahahaa omg this is the funniest thing!! Seriously i think someone joked about it and he believed it or he just wants to give out the wrong info!! Kids under 10? Gather ur info right and then talk about it! Lol this got to be a joke!

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    • some people just don’t get it mannnn
      lol

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    • Is there anything absurd about this, Ouro? http://christwire.org/2011/07/electric-daisy-electronic-dance-raver-orgy-leaves-100s-sodomized-drugged-in-hollywood-dj-kaskade-tweets-at-manns-chinese-theater/

      Look at the ravers monkeystomping cars and frat boys being reverse sodomized. Look at the picture of the raver ChicKs dragging that poor old man into an throbbing orgy of them. Look at the horror of the police officer who was also reverse sodomized. Try to act like this stuff is not terrifying all you want, Ouro, but the facts and image evidence is clearly there.

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      • You’re an idiot.
        None of those pictures were on that page as you suggested. There was no terror on any of those peoples faces and those cops where just standing around. Oh, and a couple of those pictures were from protests, not a party. I’m guessing ‘reverse sodomy’ is no sodomy at all from the g-rated nature of those photos.
        Lastly, the final picture had *wait for it…* a man dressed as a woman! Tadaaaa! Seriously.
        All y’all are fragging hopeless.
        Sincerely,
        The ‘UnSaved’and Never Will Be

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  • MaddySevenfold

    xD! Knife Party is a band!

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  • This sounds even scarier than that giant sodomy orgy DJ Cascader threw in Hollywood. Parents need to keep their kids away from these raves, they only spread pregnancy and disease.

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    • And drug induced coma.

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    • I’m so glad you have absolutely no say in our lives.

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    • I love jesus in a gay way bitch… he threw raves in the olden days when all they had for birth control was rolled up black people you racist fuck

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  • Isn’t stupid shit like this supposed to be covered by Tyson?

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    • Why don’t you call and ask him? Just pick up the phone.

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      • He didn’t answer.

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        • Christian Intellectual

          You know that the phone calls you make inside your deranged mind are not real right ?

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          • You pray to a demonic bastard that wants to kill people for being human and worship a zombie who’s flesh is apparently bread and his blood is wine, I wouldn’t call anyone deranged if I were you.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            No, i am not a catholic…

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          • You call yourself a Christian, that’s even worse.

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          • Christian Man

            you are quite the catholic basher aren’t you lol…you do know all our christian religions are derived from Catholicism right?…go to seminary before you look more ignorant

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          • The only thing deranged is Christianity and it’s cult-like practices. Save a child, burn a bible.

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        • God always picks up the phone for us, LN. That’s because he is always listening.

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          • Didn’t know he has a phone. Mind to give me his number?
            I’m sure he’s not busy atm and can talk with me.

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          • You can get in touch with him by praying or going to church, 36. You may not believe in Him but he believes in you.

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          • rational atheist

            if you find yourself talking to an invisible man, you may be schizophrenic.

            here’s your sign.

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          • “You can get in touch with him by praying or going to church, 36. You may not believe in Him but he believes in you.”

            I did ask you about his phone number… not praying or visiting a church. Or does it work with bluetooth?

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  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_k8Ektoqg8 on the Topic of raves.

    this song will make you unusually happy

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  • Sounds like a bunch of emosexuals

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    • That was my first thought too, Susan. But it’s probably lots of steampunk techno-ravers as well. Tragic.

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    • MaddySevenfold

      Oh I get it now. Everytime someones cool or likes to have a good time you call them ‘emosexual’ that must be your way of saying fun people. ;D. Try harder Susan using the same thing over and over again makes it lose its effect.

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      • “using the same thing over and over again makes it lose its effect.”

        It doesn’t seem to be losing its effect on you.

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        • MaddySevenfold

          Well lets see. Youre right that it did annoy me an awful lot because the term isnt real and sounds stupid. But now Susan uses it in every single comment and about everyone who is actually pretty cool. So I figure maybe the term should be considered a compliment. Its so over used that I expect it. Please come up with a new word to annoy me I’m sure you people can do that eh? Whatever happened to Whorelot? That one made me laugh.

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          • You’re an emosexual whorelot and you disgust us all.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Haha thanks for the two lovely compliments, but seriously boys come on ya got to think of some new names these are getting a tad outdated dont ya think? Thanks anyway though ;D

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    • Am i an emosexual? The only thing that differs you from me is that i go and have a blast and these dances and you don’t.

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    • “emosexuals”

      Is this the only word which you can use?

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  • This might be the dumbest thing I have ever read in my life. Is this a fucking joke?

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  • Mother of god the amount of misinformed/close-minded fools out there is too damn high..I’m sure even your boy Jesus is face palming right now…

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  • cody newman

    This Is the fucking stupidest exuse for a real article I have ever read when u have the nerve to comment on something u obviously don’t know a fucking thing about u better be vege but u are the dumbest most inacurate imbasole I have ever seen get Ur facts straight before u comment on then knife party?? Are u serious u think 700000 people would pay 300$ a pop to sit in a crowd full of people running around with knives?? And what’s with this rape and oral sex comments man its people like u that bring disgrace to the Christian way I am Astonished by this article it is the most inaccurate thing I have ever read if I want the truth take everything u said and write the opposite and u will have something a lil more accurate u fucking dumbass u probably say that stuff Becuse u are the guy in the back rapping the kids while u fill them with drugs to have Ur way go fuck urself and do urself a favor and never write again Becuse.u fucking suck at getting the facts

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  • This was a pleasure to read, I cannot stop laughing. Go to a rave and shut the fuck up. I honestly thought this was a complete joke, but knowing the christian community I must say Im not all that surprised. Way to go bible pushers, getting facts completely wrong yet again. Hahaha, but thanks for making my morning interesting :)

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    • You sir are an idiot.

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      • No, you are if you belive this article. They never research good enough and so didn’t you.

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    • Leave it to close-minded Jesus humpers to keep me entertained…..I’m going to sin extra hard at Ecstasy Daisy Carnival just for them XD

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  • is the author of this article retarded or is this a joke?

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  • Ok whoever reads and takes this article serious needs to snap back into reality lol. And if you chose not to use your brain and figure that this is obviously not what EDC is than at least don’t try to shit on something you clearly have no idea about.

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  • Jimmy Ma trousers

    Knife Party is the name of a band!!!!!

    And EDC is a dance, electro house music event which has nothing to do with satan and people who like dance/electro house certainly don’t worship the devil

    The people who worship the devil are people who like heavy metal music

    Make sure you get your facts correct before you post

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    • “The people who worship the devil are people who like heavy metal music”

      Wrong. Not all people who listen to metal worship the devil.

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      • Lol I know of christian heavy metal bands

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        • I know such one exists also. I listen to metal also and i don’t lable them by religion or anything else. If i like it, i’ll listen to it.

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      • And not all people who attend raves and EDC are bad.

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        • I didn’t said they are bad. ^^

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        • “And not all people who attend raves and EDC are bad.”

          That’s true, our best police and agents often attend them to arrest drug dealers.

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  • You guys are officially fucking retarted. Lmao

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    • last time I checked retarted wasn’t in the dictionary. you, sir, are the official retard.

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  • Yo man i like sheep

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  • If you believe any of this then there is no hope for you. This articles is so full of lies and fictisious facts. It is truely a tragedy stupidly like this is allowed to exist.

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    • Fictitious facts is an oxymoron. What is a tragedy is that I’m sure you used to be a nice, sweet little child and your parents probably used to love you.

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  • (WARNING: Wall of text!)

    Hey, it looks like there’s been quite a few misunderstandings here. For starters, EDC stands for “Electric Daisy Carnival”.

    For starters, that first image you posted was given a very misleading caption. The people in that image are simply making funny faces in an attempt at humor. I still remember my days as a 7th grader. I was pretty wild back then, I wouldn’t be surprised to see myself doing something like this (as far as taking pictures is concerned) in my days as a 7th grader.

    As far as your comments on the “Knife Party” and such details, you misunderstand. Knife Party is the name of a band (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knife_Party). Also, “Kill the Noise” is too the name of a band (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kill_the_Noise). You also seem to have misread “Felix Cartal” as “Felix Cartel”. Lastly, you misunderstood the band “Swedish House Mafia” as well (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_House_Mafia).

    I can’t deny the presence of drugs, sex, and violence at raves. But that’s just what the media has made raves into. More often than not, the headlining artist (or his agent) will make sure that the event will remain contraband-free for whatever reason that may be. In large-scale events like this, however, it’s up to the agency that’s hosting it to take care of that. It’s best not to stereotype raves, regardless. Rave is just another word for concert. It originally was made to difference an acoustic concert from an electronic music concert (i.e. A Metallica concert vs. a deadmau5 concert). I can’t change your opinion on these raves, but I hope you understand that not all raves involve such illicit activities.

    Lastly, the Blue Man Group isn’t THAT popular. And it’s only natural for the Blue Man Group, who focuses their performances around popular and up-and-coming music, to be performing at an electronic music event such as this. If anything, acts such as David Guetta, Borgore, or Porter Robinson will attract more people than the Blue Man Group.

    In regards to your comment about deaths related to being trampled by a crowd; 99% of the time a show will be stopped in its tracks if there is a trampling. Usually it results in a cancellation of the event (i.e. Justin Bieber concert in Australia a while back: http://tweentribune.com/content/justin-bieber-concert-canceled-when-girls-go-wild).

    I respect your right to an opinion and I respect your religious beliefs as a person. (While I can’t agree with them, I do still respect them as religious beliefs) But I do ask that you do some more thorough researching into a topic before posting an opinion about it. There’s no good to come out of spreading incorrect information. ^^;

    Cheers!

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    • tl;dr

      stop doing LSD, your rants are unreadable.

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      • I knew you’re too lazy/stupid to read it.

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        • You can’t know something in the past if it is my current state. I KNOW that YOU’RE too stupid to have KNOWN that. You can learn this and other wonderful lessons at one of this nation’s fine public schools.

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          • I smell a smartass.

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          • But 36, I thought I was “lazy and stupid”? Have my comments given you some time to reflect and rethink your previous judgements? Perhaps you have accepted Jesus into your life and no longer wish to be sodomized by your fellow emosexuals?

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          • You can be lazy, stupid and a smartass.
            I didn’t accepted anyone and i’m not sodomized by emosexuals. Idiot.

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          • “I didn’t accepted anyone” What does this mean? Apparently you haven’t “accepted” the lessons your 2nd grade teacher tried to teach you either.

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          • Listen smartass. English is not my 1st language. And you shouldn’t talk about such things, when you don’t know the difference between internet and a site. Perhaps you need to go back to school.

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          • I’m a proud Christian and go to church on a regular basis. I am also a fan of house music…I’ve been to EDC and I have yet to burn at church while walking through the doors. I’ve not done ecstasy at the event because I don’t need to. You have to literally be the most close minded ignorant person I have EVER met. You could not be further from the truth. I laugh when I see articles like these because it’s clearly written by a moron. No not Mormon, MORON. Literally the best laugh I’ve heard in weeks..shame on you for sinning by post lies like these. I hope you pray for forgiveness for spreading the un-truth and judging. You call yourself a Christian..SHAME ON YOU and unless you know firsthand..KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

            Signed by my REAL name because I have nothin to hide
            Rendi H.

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  • Hahahaha YOU ARE A DUMBASS. Ecstasy daily cranavnal??? Knife party? YOU ARE A DUMB ASS FOR POSTING THIS.

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  • Get your fucking facts straight. Dumb fuck.

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  • Are you all fucking retarded? This is clearly a joke, if you actually think that the author of this article is being serious then I urge you to seek medical advice.

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  • To the writer of this article. You are the biggest fucking idiot, of all time. You don’t ever do research of anything before you open your mouth do you? This is why I hate Christianity. Bunch of bullshit, dumb ass, people who over think shit and talk shit about things that they don’t understand. I’m sorry but your religion is such a joke and its stupid shit like this that makes it more so. If I were you, I would remove this article before this shit goes viral, cause it doesn’t make you look good.

    Good day.

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  • mark waldron mark waldron

    The Blue Man Group (known Canadians) have a lot to answer for. Their Viagra-colored costumes say a lot about what may well go on at their disgusting homoraves.

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    • Oh god you’re hilarious.

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    • Christian Man

      bahahahaha tell ‘em!

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    • Sorry to dissapoint you, but they are not Canadian. They are americans. And they are not “homoraves” (whatever that supose to mean). You should watch some videos from them. Research more next time. :)

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    • Those damn Canadians! Don’t worry we’ll get em at the knife party in a few days.

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    • They dont have anything to answer for.. Your just coming to dumb conclusions just like every ultra christian on this site

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      • mark waldron mark waldron

        Wake up and smell the tofu Love&Luck. These people are Canadians. They’re a mime act. They wear viagra-blue spandex jump-suits. Nothing to answer for? Are you kidding me?

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        • They aren’t canadians. Each of them was born in america.

          “They wear viagra-blue spandex jump-suits.”

          hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahaa :D
          thanks for making my day :D

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        • uhoh looks like your whole argument fell to peices already. hahaha but yes your fellow americans enjoy jumping around in viagra suits. Your words not mine hahahaha

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    • MaddySevenfold

      By that logic everything blue would be perverted. We all live under the blue sky, does that mean everything we do is perverted and sexual? No? Didnt think so.

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      • mark waldron mark waldron

        Your logic doesn’t follow at all Maddy. Not all blue things are bad but quite a few are.
        All I’m saying is this Canadian mime act should be made to answer a few simple questions, that’s all. And if they insist on keeping up the ‘mime’ act I’ll bet our boys down in Guantanamo would have them ratting each other out to save their spandex hides.

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        • MaddySevenfold

          Their just a performance group, thats all. What could they possibly have to answer to?

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          • Here is the list of things the Blue Man Group has to answer for:

            1. What gender are they?
            2. If they are in fact all men, do they perform reverse sodomy on each other?
            3. Why are they allowed to cross the Canadian border?
            4. Why is Canada sending dangerous electrohomo music in to AMERICA?!?!?!?!?!
            5. Why do they refuse to speak and answer for their crimes?

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Um its pretty obvious their dudes and who cares if they wernt.

            No one would care if they were gay thats their buisness.

            They can cross the canadian border like every other person from Canada.

            They arnt dangerous. I dont even like them and I see they arnt a threat.

            What crimes?

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          • Crimes referring to items 1-4 obviously. Well I don’t see why Canada is allowed to send blue people to America when I can’t even get my heart pills through.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            JR nothing through 1-4 are crimes.

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          • Crimes against God, Maddy (save for 1 unless they are all men). But you know all about crimes against God being an emosexual yourself, don’t you?

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Um dude I dont beleive in God, I’m atheist. And no emosexual isnt a real thing but by the looks of this website being an emosexual (whatever you people think that is) is a good thing.

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          • mark waldron mark waldron

            All Canadians are suspects now. What do you think is going on north of our border, skiing? Beaver hunting? Trees? That’s a rose-tinted vision of Canada if I ever heard one. Hasn’t it occured to you that The Blue Man Group couldn’t possibly survive the constant subzero temperatures in the uninhabitable wilderness that is Canada wearing blue spandex jumpsuits? How do they keep warm? Drugs and anal sex. That’s how.

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          • “1. What gender are they?
            2. If they are in fact all men, do they perform reverse sodomy on each other?
            3. Why are they allowed to cross the Canadian border?
            4. Why is Canada sending dangerous electrohomo music in to AMERICA?!?!?!?!?!
            5. Why do they refuse to speak and answer for their crimes?”

            1. male
            2. no
            3. they are not canadian (if they did cross it, it’s because they probably did have a concert in canada)
            4. what’s electrohomo music? and how is it dangerous?
            5. what crimes?

            “How do they keep warm? Drugs and anal sex. That’s how.”

            Talking from own expirience?

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          • Amen Brother Mark, medical science can’t explain how the Blueman Group hibernate through a winter in that barren frozen tundra and neither can these two nitwits. I think they probably grease up those sin suits of theirs and make friction sodomy with each other.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Um I’m just gonna guess this! And I know it sounds completly crazy! (Sarcasm)
            They keep warm just like every other person in cold tempatures do. I highly doubt they run around in spandex 24/7… Why would an idiot only use drugs to keep warm? Most drugs can restrict the blood and make you freeze faster, so that couldnt be it. Anal sex? Your joking right, thats the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

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          • mark waldron mark waldron

            Maddy, your delusions are of epic proportions if you think the Blue Man Group is a ‘performance group’. They are part of a Canadian plot to make America as deviant and disgusting as they are. Paid for by drug companies, they encourage homosexual behavior on behalf of their masters, Al-Quaeda in a futile attempt to effeminize America and decimate our way of life. It is, after all, their stated aim.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Um no. They are a performance Group no more no less. And how do they promote drugs and homosexuality? Please give me proof on that then maybe I can beleive you.

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          • Here you go MaddySevenfold (if that is indeed your REAL name). http://www.nexopia.com/users/homoraver

            This is a profile a typical raver who attends Blue Man Group dubby-wubby step shows you are so fond of. This is irrefutable proof of everything in this article.

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          • mark waldron mark waldron

            A 22 yr. old who still claims to be a teenager. More proof (as though it were needed) that the depraved, warped lifestyle choices of these people leads to permanent and irreversible retardation of the brain.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Um I dont even like this group at all and even I can see youre stupid and this group isnt a threat to anything at all. And as for you JR “Maddy, if that is your real name” Wtf does that mean? Yeah Maddy is a shorter way to say my real name and the Sevenfold is standing for my favorite band. So okay youre smart.

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          • mark waldron mark waldron

            Good for you Maddy! You’ve taken the first step to your possible salvation by turning your back on the Canadian viagra-munching drug dealers. Next step – yard work, and lots of it.

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      • Maddy, only cowards don’t use their real names on the internet. For example, mine is JR Willis. My daddy gave me the name JR and I don’t intend to shorten it! As for that godless band Avenged Sevenfold, I bet you just like looking at Thor or googling over Iron Man, don’t you? Sicko.

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  • JesusMySavior

    To who ever wrote this article you give Christians a bad name please stop.

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  • Please tell me this is a joke. This was the most retarded and single minded piece of garbage I have ever read. No wonder people laugh at christians. Please shut this site down someone lol.

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    • I’m sorry “Raver” but while you are out knifing America’s sons and daughters some of us are doing God’s work here on ChrisTwire. Even though your children will have below average IQs from all the harmful drugs you did, they will still laugh mercilessly at the old photos of you covered in beads, sucking on a pacifier at some homorave. Enjoy that future.

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  • Brooks Brown

    The author of this article and the people that operate this website need serious mental help.

    This is one of the most disgraceful and unholy things I have ever. I hope this is a joke, because whoever had the mind to think of what has been said here should not be blessed with a life.

    Have a nice life, you disgraceful, unholy, and disgusting maggots.

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  • Tory Van Buskirk

    Wow. Learn to back up your evidence, the slight respect I might have had for you has been shot down the drain. I now possess a sense of disgust towards you and your hate mongering magazine. Fuck Christ Wire. Hail Satan.

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    • Speaking of doing research and collecting evidence this isn’t a magazine. Don’t huff glue son, its bad for your noggin.

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  • Kill the noise = A producer

    Knife Party = 2 Producers

    Just Google them. EDC is just a music event

    Most of these guys DON’T even produce Dubstep like you say.

    There are almost NEVER or very few drugs

    Rape part is made up

    Death parts are made up

    I’m a christian and I even went to church today. You are a dissapointment and everyone who believes this crap is a dissapointment.

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    • Ok LogicalGuy, since you are oh so logical, here is proof of death and drugs at EDC. “There are almost NEVER or very few drugs.” Hows the weather in that fantasy land you are basking in right now, LogicalGuy? I hope its nice because down here on God’s earth, children are dying from drug overdoses at EDC. http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2011/06/edc_dallas_rave_death_15.php

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      • Children are dying from drug overdoses everyday and everywhere.

        Raves aren’t the cause. Yes, it has happened at some, but it is because people are naive about what they are putting in their bodies. Instead of this article about Electric Daisy Carnival, maybe they should have written one about how horrible all the drugs in the world or even rave world (including prescription pills) are and I bet that would have had a better effect on everyone. They would probably take it seriously and it would probably have made people think seriously rather than laugh as if it’s a joke.

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    • mark waldron mark waldron

      The only things these perverts ‘produce’ is knives, drugs, STD’s and unwanted pregnancies.

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  • ” A national media sensation, ChristWire.org takes righteousness beyond the bounds of reason. You can’t argue the truth. If God didn’t send tornadoes to warn blacks about rap music, who did? If your husband isn’t a closet gay, he must secretly be Chinese. Don’t send your son to college unless you want to expose him to the dangers of vajazzling. This is no joke, folks. ChristWire is here to save the world from falling into the hands of sanity. ”

    The exact description of the CW book. if you believe any of this crap here is your answer

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  • Patrick Lee

    Damn! These 10 year olds are ready to receive! And you know what they say about crystal meth? Only once at EDC. I am down. Cant wait to worship Satan with the Blue Man Group while they throw ecs pills to everybody! Ill see you guys there!

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  • theiwarlock

    THIS IS THE REASON THAT PEOPLE THINK CHRISTIANS ARE ALL DUMB AND IGNORANT. THIS POST IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO IS A CHRISTIAN, AND EVEN GRADUATED FROM A CHRISTIAN SCHOOL. PLEASE REMOVE YOURSELF AND YOUR IGNORANT RANTS FROM THE INTERNET AND GO LEARN ABOUT SOMETHING BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT IT.

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    • mark waldron mark waldron

      Could you stop shouting please?
      This is a free country and you are free to attend these perverted events if you wish. Your Grandfather may well have died face-down in a North African hell-hole so that you and your ‘bestest buds ever’ can go to Las Vegas and poke hallucinogenic drugs up each others asses. So while you’re partaking in a depraved, drug-induced knife fight you might think about what your Grandaddy did for this country and how you are abusing his memory and everything he ever stood for.

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    • Without our ‘ignorant rants’ Christian families would not know about what you and your pervert friends are doing in Las Vegas this weekend and how to protect themselves from being assaulted, drugged, raped, and murdered (not necessarily in that order).

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    • You can’t graduate from middle school son.

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  • HardcoreRaverKID

    Lmao yes finally someone understands what EDC truly is!!! This is probably the est article ive read in my entire life. My knife is ready for the party too >:D

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  • WOW you guys are deffinately the most ignorant people on the planet, and cannons that shoot out extacy? LMFAOOOO that would be nice tho

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  • you old ass piece of shit are pathetic human beingsand i cannot believe ppl like you exist. this is the biggest bullshit website ever and everyone who writes this garbage is going to hell. you’ve missed the point of Christianity entirely and give all true Christians a bad name. ppl need to pray for you fools. nort the other way around.

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  • Its people like the person who wrote this article who give “christians” a bad name true christians shouldnt be bias towards people whi arent like them and shoudnt baf mouth things they know nothing about. I am not christain mysel but I grew up in a highly christIn invornment and have come across what I call sunday christains ( which are the majority) and real christains. Sunday christians are people like the one one who wrote this article. They are giving there god a bad name. Christains are suppose to be lovibg and accepting and not judgemental and bias in the name of there god. Honestly I believe there god is very veru angry with them right now.

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    • Nathan McFoss

      True christians aren’t haters. This site seems to be about making fun of the “christian conservatives”. Although a lot of atheists fall for the trap of this site too. If anything it proves equality exists by proving that everyone of every religion is dumb. We are all equal. I truly believe it after going here.

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  • u have got to be shitting me.

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  • Use your head before you write one of the MOST misleading articles ive ever read.

    Touche for being prejudice

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  • This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. You are calling child DJ’s like Felix Cartal (who is maybe 21, white, perfectly normal and nice) a drug Cartel. Which is one example among many of the clearly made-up lies in this article.

    This is a joke. Your website is a joke. You are clearly a bunch of insane liars preaching assumptions.

    I’m guessing you are sitting on your high horse ass somewhere down south making up these lies as you see fit.

    Your website should be shut down you extremist assholes!

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  • mark waldron mark waldron

    The Blue Man Group is a dangerous Canadian threat, well within missile range of these here United States. Personally I think we should have nuked the dens of vice that are Toronto, Ottowa and Vancouver a long time ago but as Americans, we’re trying really hard to be good neighbours. Collateral damage in Seattle should be minimized of course but it’s part of the price we pay for freedom. It’s only a matter of time before Canada becomes too perverted to save.

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    • They are americans… idiot. Research.

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      • Are you American?

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        • I’m not. But i can waste 5 minutes to research about them and figure out that they are americans, insted of saying that they are canadians, just because they have their own style.
          So your point was?

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      • mark waldron mark waldron

        The term ‘research’ doesn’t mean simply typing the digusting name of known Canadians ‘The Blue Man Group’ into any give search engine, sonny boy.
        America has ignored Canada for decades and their liberal propaganda is now pervasive online.
        I can assure you that these viagra-stained perverted automatons are most definitely Canadian. Look at them, for goodness sake! Of course they’re Canadian.

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        • Look at you! Of course you are American — Naive! I am Canadian… currently sitting in +25 Celsius, (77 Fahrenheit — because I assume you haven’t even heard of Celsius never mind do the conversion) And I can tell you I am not doing any drugs or having any anal sex to keep warm up here.

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          • mark waldron mark waldron

            Howdy, neighbor! Here in the United States you Canadian fellas have a reputation for being really nice people. Would you be a really nice Canadian and spend three or four days in Stony Rapids, Saskatchewan with the most powerful digital camera you guys have available up there and take detailed photographs of what’s going on there? It would sure help us out down here and make it much easier for you to enter this country next time you need to sell your beaver pelts and have a decent meal. Thanks in advance for your co-operation.

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        • Basicly it does. You type in their name, click on a link about them, read about them, you learn about them and then you know what you can type about them (with real info about them).
          So you can keep assure things, before you actually do a research and learn about things first, before you make a conclusion. Or you can be an idiot and just look their pictures and talk about them, as you know everything about them. Your choice.

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          • mark waldron mark waldron

            Your laziness astounds me.

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          • Your grammar almost gave me a seizure just like going to one of those Devilstep shows you hold so dear. I wonder if the two are correlated somehow… stay in school!

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          • “Your laziness astounds me.”

            You did describe yourself very well. You are lazy.

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      • After reading this, I think we should nuke Canada for bringing their homoraves here.

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    • mark waldron!

      You are one seriously uneducated moron!

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      • mark waldron mark waldron

        I would dearly love to educate myself further about Canada, especially the perversions now taking place in Saskatchewan. Can you help me out and take the pictures or not? It was just a question. If you can’t help, that’s just fine and dandy. We can spend some hard-earned tax dollars sending an un-manned drone up there to see what you hippies are up to.

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        • Canadian football is not real football. Same with the “bacon”

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          • mark waldron mark waldron

            The ‘bacon’ is tasteless, rubbery and packed full of noxious chemicals, just like the Canadian people.

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  • Obama needs to step in and stop these knife parties. The fact the he has not done so yet shows that he is a tool of the liberal agenda and needs to be impeached.

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    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcejLp72iCE

      As you see it’s a electro band.

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      • mark waldron mark waldron

        I don’t click on random links from foreigners here on the American internet. It seems to me that you need ‘electro’ convulsive therapy.

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        • Because the American Internet is different then any other kind of Internet. Your lack of knowledge surprises me each time you write one of your stupid little comments.

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          • mark waldron mark waldron

            J, the American internet really is very different from foreign internet. Have you ever been online in a foreign country?

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        • Seems as you’re afraid then to see the facts.

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          • the you tubes are not facts.

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          • mark waldron mark waldron

            Please believe me, I am not afraid of Canadians. I know exactly what’s going on in Stony Rapids, Saskatchewan and as of yesterday morning, so does the CIA.

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          • I didn’t point now at youtube. I did point on the fact that “knife party” is a band, which you can hear on youtube.
            We can also do it so: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knife_Party

            Or let me quote it right away (so you won’t say again “wikipedia is not a fact blablabla”).
            “Knife Party is an Australian electro house/dubstep duo founded by 2 members of the electronic rock band Pendulum, Rob Swire and Gareth McGrillen.”

            All you can do now is research what i did quote (if you don’t believe it).

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          • Knife party may in fact refer to a great many things. In the context of EDC, however, perhaps it would be best described in the words of a fellow emosexual raver. A knife party is when “we throw the knives in the air (we do it right before the drop) and who ever gets hit gets to dance on stage with the guy who is performing, and the guy pays for 1/4 of the medical bill.”

            Straight from the horse’s mouth, laddies.

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          • JR my god you’re dumb…

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          • “Knife party may in fact refer to a great many things. In the context of EDC, however, perhaps it would be best described in the words of a fellow emosexual raver. A knife party is when “we throw the knives in the air (we do it right before the drop) and who ever gets hit gets to dance on stage with the guy who is performing, and the guy pays for 1/4 of the medical bill.”

            Straight from the horse’s mouth, laddies.”

            You have a good imagination. Knife party is a DJ band as far you can read from most of the comments. Get over it.

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    • August shows how much he hates doing research of any kind.

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  • I am a chick, and i am a seasoned raver and ya drugs are a part of the culture they are a part of every damn culture but any ways I am just going to laugh at your guys terrible terrible job at research unlesss this like every thing you guys think is just Fiction.
    I LOVE SEX I LOVE DRUGS AND I LOVE OTHER GIRLS SO HAHA

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    • mark waldron mark waldron

      All you need is a husband, Mona. A Republican husband with a firm hand but a kind heart. As a lesbian drug addict your choices of husband are somewhat limited, however. If you repent your sins and change your lesbianic ways you might find one in the fertile farmlands of northern Idaho. I wish you the best of luck with your uphill struggle and may God bless your troubled lesbian soul.

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      • MaddySevenfold

        Dude she is either lesbian or bi or possibly pansexual. And theres nothing wrong with that. She doesnt need praying for because she doesnt have a husband.Obviously she is happy and thats all that matters.

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        • mark waldron mark waldron

          Your delusions are getting out of control Maddy. All women need a husband – even you.
          You may not be ready to accept the fact that Holy Matrimony is the only way life works.
          In case you hadn’t heard, ‘pansexuals’ are well known drug users, perverts and obsessive movie-goers. Pin the tail on that donkey and you’re on a slippery slope to lesbianic hell.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Okay those things you said about pansexuals arnt true. I mean i’m sure they have their black sheeps but hey what group doesnt? But anyway yeah I’m straight and I dont think marriage is all that important. I mean dont get me wrong its great if two people get married but maybe some people are like me and dont want to be tied down to one person.

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        • “Dude she is either lesbian or bi or possibly pansexual.”

          Pansexual? You mean she likes to have sex with men, women, old folks, children and goats etc? She needs help, fast.

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      • Who are you to decide what God accepts? I bet if she were to put her trust in God, even if she was a lesbian and/or did drugs, God would still accept her for who she is and forgive her.

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    • This is what I got out of that:

      I am a (delinquent), and i am a seasoned (diseased temptress) and ya drugs are a part of (emosexual) culture they are a part of every damn (homosexual) culture but any ways I am just going to (cry) at (my) terrible terrible (life) unlesss (I can get some more drugs, do you have any?)
      SINSINSINSINSINSINSINSINSINSINSINthisisacryforhelp

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  • LoL. Whoever wrote this article is a F*()&^G idiot.

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  • lol wtf. Hail Satan.

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  • THIS IS SO FUCKIN STUPID! YOU IGNORANT FOOLS

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  • KNIFE PARTY IS THE NAME OF A PERFORMERRR! IT IS NOT A PARTY WITH KNIVES!!!!

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  • DEVIL WORSHIPPER

    SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! 66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666

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  • laughing at stupid christians

    Omg thanks for the great journalism now I’m beyond excited. I have an extra ticket you should come and pray for the drop to hit you hard .. LOL better yet you should come wearing a tutu and pass out Kandi with “Jesus loves you but not me ” anyways hope to see your dumb ass there you fucken dumb wannabee Christian. You must be part of a family that believes in fucking each other because its pure.

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    • With all that poor grammar, I couldn’t make out a single thought that you were trying to express, son. Lay off the drugs, okay?

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  • Oh my god. This just shows what an uneducated, red neck, jesus loving ignortant asshole the author and any supporters of this article are. Is this really 2012 because after reading this I feel like we may still be living in the early 1900′s.
    How about doing your RESEARCH, which I may add is readily available, before publicizing an article that makes absolutely no sense and makes you sound like you might be the most uneducated blogger out there.
    KNIFE PARTY IS A FUCKING DJ GROUP YOU RED NECK PIECE OF SH**T. SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA IS A DJ.
    And Mark Waldron there are not enough words to describe what an ignorant F**K you are. Go kill yourself please.

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    • mark waldron mark waldron

      Xi, could you do us all a favor and put your marijuana bong down for a moment and calm down? Thanks.
      You are perfectly free to attend this event if you so wish. We are simply trying to point out the many and varied dangers involved. If you think an Australian musician can save your soul you go right ahead and ‘get freaky’ with those perverts but don’t say you weren’t warned. FYI suicide is a sin against God so I won’t be taking your advice until my work is done and America is free from perversion.

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    • By publicizing I assume you mean publishing. Stay in school and stop doing drugs son.

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  • This article is so stupid. Im a catholic and hate to see these type of blogs about the EDM scene. Kids will do what ever they do no matter what type of music they misten to or what they believe in – its our society!

    EDC is a festival for people that love Electronic Music! As is DAYGLOW (LIFE IN COLOR), UMF, ELECTRIC ZOO and many other! The security is SUPER STRICT!!! They do not promote drugs or violence! and KNIFE PARTY is a group of DJs – not a actual KNIFE PARTY. Please get your facts straight before you start promoting the wrong image and start giving the church a bad name… this type of stuff should never be released!

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    • Wrong, since none of you riff raff pay taxes, it actually IS NOT your society. Hate to burst your bubble, son, but until you get off your lazy behind, stop doing drugs, and do an honest days work, you’ll have to wait on that whole “our society” bit.

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      • JR gets the darwin award for the dumbest mutha fugga on the planet.

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        • I don’t see how I should get the Darwin award considering nothing I had to say was about the flawed theory of evolution.

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          • Darwin Arward = when someone dies in the most stupidest way possible, it was natural selection at its finest. Meaning your one stupid mufucka and you’ll probably die by taking a bath with a toaster because god told you to or something

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          • Most stupidest? I think you might be more deserving of that award, son.

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      • Who are you to say that we don’t pay taxes? Who are you to say that we are lazy people who do drugs? You don’t even know who we are therefore where in the world do you come up with that conclusion!?

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        • You are all between the ages of 10-24. Those of you who are out of high school don’t attend a university and are probably on welfare. Do your drug dealers accept food stamps?

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          • one of God's children

            WOW! I am shocked that you are so judgemental and stereotypical! Some of us don’t even do drugs, work hard to pay for rent, bills and have to get financial aid just to go to college because our parents can’t afford to pay for us to go to a four year university. God gave us this life for a reason and he has a plan. Things will work out for us eventually, just because we may not be as privileged as you and we listen to electronic music doesn’t make you any better. You shouldn’t be harassing us, you should be working on your own life and maybe praying for the “tortured souls” you are talking so negatively about. We all have things in life that we regret, I am sure you do too. So stop acting like you are high and mighty just because you are older and you believe in God. You are more like a Morman, not a Christian. I’ll pray for you because you really seem like you need it, JR.

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          • one of God's children

            We work hard to pay for rent and bills******

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          • Then why are you spending hundreds of dollars to go consume massive amounts drugs and defile your bodies? Saying that “things will work out for us eventually” is wishful thinking because unless you work honestly and follow the righteous path of Jesus Christ, things will not work out for you.

            Nothing was ever handed to me son. After I got back from ‘Nam gutting Charlies, you think anyone gave a damn? I went to live back home in West Philadelphia, where I had grown up. I was soon ousted by some local hoodlums who had no respect for the lord and were up to no good. I was FORCED to move all the way across the country to live with family in Los Angeles. I didn’t fit in at all in Bel Air, but through hard work, I soon became like a prince. Now I live the good life, but only because I followed Jesus and worked hard!

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          • one of God's children

            Sorry, JR, I don’t do drugs. I don’t spend however much money you said on tickets either. You just won’t get it through your head that not everyone that goes to electronic music events to take drugs. A lot of people go to these events to see music artists. I go to church and I believe in God, I don’t think I’m better than anyone else. You are very close minded. Good for you that you made it and you live like a prince now, but it doesn’t give you the right to criticize people that aren’t exactly like you. God makes us all have different lives for a reason. You don’t need to act like you are the most perfect Christian man because God knows everything, so he knows that you may act like you are superior, but you aren’t. The only one more superior than any of us is God himself.

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          • JR you did get burned.

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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA——–

    You must write for the most idiotic and naive people on this planet! I feel sorry for you and anyone who considers you a friend!

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  • HAIL SATAN

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  • This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Hear Hear! To the authors of this website, I salute you, this is amazing. I almost choked laughing. Keep it up!

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  • Calls bear foot and wolf leg
    Sworn together in an oath
    Sons and daughters of the North
    Sprung from the same soil
    Once again assembled for sacrifice
    Offering and praise unto Grimner
    Let the spear be conquered
    In the hand of its carrier

    Victory to those of the lore
    For the root of Ygdrasil
    Victory to the children of Midgaard
    Against the hate of vandals
    The hammer falls like thunder
    Horns blow a song
    Blood Eagle is carved for evil deed
    The time of Retaliation

    Victory of the hammer, time of the heathen
    The time of Retaliation…

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  • First, you got the name wrong. Second, yes there are drugs but that’s because someone snuck them in and if you buy them that’s your choice but there are plenty of undercover cops trying to bust them. Security is tight, plus the undercovers, you can’t do much else. Third, Knife party is a DJ not an event, lol. Unfortunately rape is everywhere that’s a fact of life so buy a tazer or pepper spray if you’re an attractive or scantily dressed girl, basic rule of life: protect yourself. There is no canon full of ecstasy that rains down onto the crowd, that made me laugh. Electro/House music is our preferred music just like may be yours so don’t judge us based on UN researched facts. Basically every”fact” on here is incorrect or misunderstood/twisted to make it sound bad. Please just do a little research before you post and end up sounding like an uneducated and ignorant person, we have enough of those in the world already. :P

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    • I meant to say Electro/House music is our preferred music just like choir/church music may be yours. I use “may” because it could be different.

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  • All hail satin! haha if this is real… you guys are a bunch of dipshits…

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  • You people are so close minded and naive. It’s people like you that make Christianity/Catholicism look bad. Enjoying and supporting electro-type music does not mean that everyone is doing drugs. In general, people do drugs regardless. In the least part, know what you are talking about before you open your mouth. Please get your facts straight because you look ridiculous and pathetic.
    Fact #1 EDC means Electric Daisy Carnival
    Fact #2 Swedish House Mafia is a band
    Fact #3 Knife Party & Kill the Noise are bands
    Etc, etc.

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  • Oh my, it is this weekend!! Where did I put my knife????? To all my fellow Americans, sarcasm is a lost art among foreign countries. Not to mention the radical religious nuts. Religion = war. Fight over something more important, like who gets to ride in the front seat of the car, or who gets thd last slice of pizza. Seriously.

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    • You are an idiot.

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      • haha you heard it from God himself. Calm down. Sit back, relax and let the good times roll baby. Oh speaking of which, where the fuck is my knife

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        • Probably in some 10 year old’s liver where you left it.

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          • haha yeah i like to aim for the liver, keeps the blade nice and fresh JR =).

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  • Dude high as fuck, beleiving in god and shit.

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    • mark waldron mark waldron

      Keep smoking your ‘doobies’ FYI and you’ll end up at a permanent rave in hell with a DJ named Satan.
      You should give up your degenerate ways and make your way to the nearest recruitment facility for the United States Army, if you’re not too far down the road to druggie hell.

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  • I wish I was this stupid, ignorant, and as easily influenced by the people on and who believe chirst wire. My life would be one long continuous and utterly useless joke. I’ll take my gay coffee, homo sexual-satanic music, along with gay cars, gay houses, gay clothes, and gay hair. Wow christ-wire, you’re so overly obsessive with everything else, makes me think what do you do to help the world or better yourself? Since the main point of being CHRISTIAN is to HELP others and not BASH them for WHO THEY ARE.

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  • Last year at Ecstasy Daily Carnival, I sold my soul to the devil what a crapp deal atleast it came with a couple toys like a happymeal xD

    On a serious note, to those that don’t know the scene, don’t listening to the ignorance they’re are feeding you, do your own research. Attend an event sometime :)

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  • You have to be kidding me your now LYING to the public YOU KNOW THAT IS A SIN!!!

    KIDS TEN OF AGE AND OLDER AREN’T ALLOWED IT IS A 18+ ONLY CONCERT

    KNIFE PARTY IS AN ARTIST AND ELECTRONIC DJ

    EDC IS NOT ESCTASY DAILY CARNIVAL
    IT STANDS FOR ELECTRIC DAISY CARNIVAL
    QUIT BEEN IDIOTS AND SINNERS BY LYING.

    DO WHAT JESUS SAID TO DO IF YOU WANT TO PRAY FOR SALVATION OR PREACH TO OTHERS.

    “DON’T BE LIKE THOSE HYPOCRITS IN THE TEMPLES OR STREETS PREACHING AND PRAYING FOR EVERYONE, SPEAK TO GOD IN YOUR OWN ROOM IN YOUR OWN CLOSET IN PRIVATE BY YOURSELF”

    I’m so anger by all of you who waste your time trying to make wonderful things and events so wrong when they are not!!

    Stop trying to push your believes and BS ideas to others.

    I’m a simple person who loves god and jesus christ and know’s the TRUE facts about this things and guess what…. don’t believe the sinners who post LIES like this on the internet

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  • IGNORANCE IS BLISS. This is so funny!

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  • This is the most ridiculous article I have ever read. I am a Christian woman and I have been to more than 40 raves, none in which have devil worshiping included. Not every person that attends takes drugs. A rave (in ELECTRIC DAISY CARNIVAL’s case is called a massive because it has 100,000 or more people attending and it is very popular/mainstream) is just a party where there are multiple DJs that play their electronic music at several different stages.

    God would accept anyone anyways. It doesn’t matter what you have done, he would forgive you for your sins. Isn’t that why he died on the cross??? You just have to believe in him, He will be there for you.

    EVERYONE SINS, GOD STILL LOVES YOU!

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    • Oh yeah, if you decide to go:

      Eat a good meal before

      Wear real clothes (not a scantily plaid outfit)

      Go with people you know and TRUST

      If you don’t know what it is, SIMPLE: don’t take it
      because you don’t know how your body will react (drugs are bad mmmkay)

      Buy your own water bottle, drink enough water but not too much too fast or else you might start to feel sick

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  • I once set fire on a bible and then pissed on it, true story.

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    • That is ironic since it is most likely you who will end up on fire after you die. I’m sure Satan will be happy to urinate the ethanol you are so fond of drinking all over your flaming soul.

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    • i once used bible pages for a doobie. I felt more enlightened then normal. Also a true story.

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      • True story I saw people burning the holy scripture and inhaling the devil’s weed have a shameless scat orgy right afterwards.

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        • Haha why would you watch that? Thats just disgusting!

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          • It was back when I was an Atheist.
            Lets just say three of my friends and I were invited by some strangers to smoke with them. As soon as it got freaky all of us booked it.

            To be honest it took me a while to process what happened.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Someones kinky ;D

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          • Lol kinky doesn’t even begin to describe it

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  • mark waldron mark waldron

    South African perverted degenerate ‘musicians’ Die Antwoord translates into American as ‘The Answer’. I can absolutely assure every one of you misguided, deluded children that they most certainly are not The Answer.
    Jesus H. Christ is The Answer and the sooner you turn your back on these devils the better. God Bless You All.

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  • Te "Christ" loving retards

    You people say your Christian but really your stupid people that act like you are. You have no clue what your talking about and you look like retards. Befoe your quick to judge people won’t don’t you start writing articles about how you people rape lil boys and give them oral sex? Your the ones going to hell about lieing and making fake shit up. Your so fucking stupid get your shit straight. And stop trying to rape young ones and take the attention off yourselves.

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  • If satan really does run this event then shit I’m so ready to go to hell lol I’m an atheist so I could give less of a shit where I go when I die.. But holy mother of pearl you guys are equally as bad as scientologists. Actually no, you guys are worse!!! Get you’re head out of your fucking asses and learn something about our EDM culture you ignorant bastards.

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    • Do you know the difference between you’re and your? Stay in school.

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  • All these religious fucks preaching about not being judgemental but they’re thy worse ones. Plus I think it’s funny how they’re the ones always getting in trouble for touching little kids you disgusting fucks. Why don’t you just but out of people’s lives and stick to your cults and pseudo religions.

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    • The only time I would touch a child is to pull them away from one of your LSD-coated knives.

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      • one of God's children

        They don’t allow any weapons events or drugs into those events FYI.

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        • How can you not allow events into an event? That seems like a paradox.

          You are kidding yourself if you think that there isn’t a copious amount of drugs at EDC. They don’t allow masturbation in pornographic theaters either but I am willing to bet that it still happens quite a bit. You have a whole ‘festival’ focused around flashing lights, repetitive devil machine music, and scantily-clad women. You don’t think that 98% of the people there aren’t high out of their minds? Please don’t lie to yourself, it is still lying in God’s eyes.

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  • Alan Weaver

    Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan!

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  • You are solely reason region will not be taugh in schools. You are an uneducated, religious, moron. Please for the love of your beloved God, get some education. You sound like some god fearing, idiot. The bible has great lessons but u need to study the history of the bible, study the writers and see what and why they were writing these stories down. Most people are like you and are so uneducated about religion.

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    • Uneducated? Did you ever actually learn how to use a comma?

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    • “You are solely reason region will not be taugh in schools.”

      It looks like reading and writing isn’t being taught too well either.

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  • Satanworshipper

    This is the most ignorant piece of crap article I have ever read. I literally laughed out loud several times.

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  • Austin Delatorres

    this is absolute bull shit~ and the exact reason why i am not religeous!!!! you self righchous hypocrits judge us for having fun and listening to the music we like to listen to! how about you go sing in the quire and listen to peoples testimonys all day and FUCK YOURSELF. you people completely make me laugh at incosiderate individuals such as you! judgemental prick. edc say ” suck a fat dick, and go attend you weekly meetings to make yourself feel better about the fucked up shit your repenting for! if theres so many religeons in this world than how can it be that your all right about you certain religeon???? it makes no sense….rape? saten worshiper? and skum? you have alot of nerve to tell anyone you dont know a fucking thing about that they are any of those things. go take your head out of your ass and get with the real world! its not the churchy religeous and down right crazy world we live in anymore! its a do whatever makes you happy as a person and why you fucked up people cant just be happy that were attending something we love to do. and btw my lightshows arent to go rape girls in the bathroon,,,,those bitches be crawling on my shit without having to even make a move! so go get layed by your obviosly loose, haggard, ph balanced off pussy and tell me that it doesnt feel so god damn good you wouldnt do again… you self rightchous fucking hypocrital ass straight path to nowhere walking mother FUCKING cock sucker. hope your poor children dont end up like you cause they are totally going to go crazy or be a nerdy straight A square ass kid. you poor narrow minded thinking poeple need to get the hint that if there are so many religeons in this world that are all worshiped and prayed upon than how many god dam gods are there???? maby your a psycopathic goon that talkts to himself and has convinced thereselves that prayer or talking to your fucking self all day is going to give you guidence?? sounds good you judgemental scum of the planet narrow minded BITCH! maby you should go smoke a joint and get real with life, “god” in your eyes must hav put it here for a god damn good reason…and that is to be smoked up. open your mind gte in tune with the one life you have nd are wasting by worshiping absolutely nothing. Peace out and FUCK YOUR bitch ass opinion on people you dont know. GOODBYE you fucking douche bag asshole! your shrimpy dick must not have been around a pussy for a fuking long time cause your a fucking uptight asshole.

    LATER DICKHEAD :) and have a wonderful day,like the words you should have said instead of voicing you bull shit opinion. FUCK you and have a nice day:)

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    • My children do get straight A’s because they follow Jesus and don’t ruin their minds with drugs like you have so obviously done. Besides the 200 misspellings, expletives, and seemingly random abuse of the ‘Caps Lock’ key, that is the only point I was able to glean from this steaming pile you have so graciously bestowed upon us. Are you perhaps possessed by Lucifer, son? I have trouble believing that your education is so poor as to yield this comment without some sort of satanic influence.

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      • Now i’m pretty sure you’re a grammar nazi.

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        • On the American internet, we speak English, son. I suggest you try and learn it sometimes. It will enable even a feeble-minded lamb of God like yourself to read His texts and better your life. How do you expect to get a job that doesn’t involve french fries if you an’t even form a sentence without an error in it. Do you think anyone will respect your opinion if you can’t even get your tenses right? You will no doubt enjoy a rewarding future taking short orders from an illegal named Jorge at your local Micky-D’s with that level of phonics.

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          • American internet?
            You need to learn the difference between the words “internet” and “site”. The internet is worldwide.
            And why do you assume i don’t have a job?
            I wouldn’t need to write in English, so it doesn’t bother me. I know my grammar ain’t perfect. But it’s good enough to say my opinions.

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        • On the American internet, we speak English, son. I suggest you try and learn it sometimes. It will enable even a feeble-minded lamb of God like yourself to read His texts and better your life. How do you expect to get a job that doesn’t involve french fries if you can’t even form a sentence without an error in it. Do you think anyone will respect your opinion if you can’t even get your tenses right? You will no doubt enjoy a rewarding future taking short orders from an illegal named Jorge at your local Micky-D’s with that level of phonics.

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  • This is most bias article i have ever read. First of all this is a 18+ event. They would not even let 7th graders in the parking lot. The bands they way are called candies. These are just a harmless as a the friendship bracelets and purity ring that a church would hand out. You act as there are mass killing at this event.This as far from the truth. They do not shoot Ecstasy from the cannons.And you care about name of artist do we. Is not there a christian band called RED??? How truly christian are they??I assure there are many more with questionable names. It is just plain stupid for you to make inference about a type of music when it is just a name. I will admitted there is a drug problem that is a national problem so bashing a type of music most certainly won’t do any thing. I have been to 15 rave since the beginning of the year. I have never done drug of any sort. What these are are MUSIC concerts. Key word music. I go for the music. How could you say these lead to depression. They have its good and bad but it the same with any church function. I have never stole from my parent to go to these and have never got a sexually disease. There is so much wrong with this article i could write for days. But in the future please research instead of picking a photo of “ravers” and please get down to the facts. I will Rave TILL THE DAY I DIE. PULR( look it up not to different from what Christians should act like on the daily) You could learn a couple thing if you put your ignorance aside.

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  • Danielleharreeen

    This is so fucking stupid. I’m never going to get over how funny this article is. None. Absolutely nothing you have written is substantial. Im fucking dying, too funny. Anyways FUCK JESUS. I’m out

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  • Jesse chappell

    EDC is 18 and up retard, and people who like house music are NOT satan worshipers… are you REALLY that stupid????

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  • Jesse chappell

    Im SERIOUSLY offended and upset reading this… IGNORANCE is this guys’ middle name! WOW! I can’t even BELIEVE the things he wrote. The sad part is – half od the people who read this (that dont really know about the scene) will probably believe it – when he is SO dead wrong it isn’t even funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Jesse Chappell

    Wow. As I keep reading; this article becomes more and more ridiculous! You are the one that is dillusional bud. Are you sure YOU weren’t on drugs when you wrote this? WOW. Get your facts straight before you write. I have my MBA and own my own home, like many people who like Electronic Dance Music. We didn’t steal from our parents to buy the tix. WOW WOW WOW WOW.

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  • Jesse Chappell

    Knife Party is the name of an Electronic group from Austraila! What the HECK are u even talking about???? SOMEONE from EDC should sue you for this article!

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