Exposed: Satanic Black Necrometal Posing A Grave Danger To Our Children
by Job Samuelson reporting for the Anti-Christwire from Baltimore, MD
Devil Worshiper at the gates of First Luciferian Church of Satan
located down the street from the festival grounds
For four days in May, over Memorial Day weekend, hordes of Devil worshiping, drug crazed evildoers descended upon the unsuspecting city of Baltimore to participate in a bacchanalia of promiscuous sex, drugs, Satanic music, vandalism, arson, and enough horrid perversions in the eyes of the Lord to fill a entire library full of St. Peter’s books. This celebration of death and all that is evil made no bones about it’s purpose, titling itself “Maryland DEATHFEST”!
In order to discretely blend in so as not to arouse suspicion and suffer gruesome tortures at the hands of these heathen barbarians I donned the obligatory uniform of these so called “Metalheads”; A black t-shirt with Satanic imagery and symbols, a pair of torn, filthy jeans and faux snakeskin cowboy boots. Not able to bring myself to blaspheme the Lord, I donned a Stryper shirt which had not been washed anytime in the last decade, an adequate compromise. My hair is washed and clean cut, so I donned a long hair wig that had been soaked in beer and rubbed into the dirt to complete my disguise.
Surrounding the festival grounds were two electrified hurricane fences topped with razor wire. The outer perimeter was ringed by a moat filled with pig’s blood swimming with venomous Nepalese Deathshead Adders, while the inner perimeter was patrolled by packs of rabid, black dire wolves and syphilitic pit bulls. The entrance was staffed primarily by Hell’s Angels motorcycle gang members armed with chains, zip guns and steel pipes who took every opportunity to inappropriately grope females and rough up the males, confiscating illegal drugs from would be entrants (which I witnessed them snorting behind the port-a-potties later that day).
After passing through the gauntlet of brutality at the entrance to the festival, I witnessed many ghastly sights that will haunt me for all the days of my life. I will attempt to adequately describe them here, but some of these monstrosities are so shocking and perverse that they should not even be written down, much less read by good Christian men and women (and most definitely not children!)
Passing the underage blood orgy fuckpit where filthy metalheads writhed around nude on a grubby, fluid soaked mattress floating in a cesspool of blood with young teenage girls that had obviously been kidnapped, drugged and then forced to serve as unhallowed fuck puppets while Satanic priests in black robes ringed the pit, stroking their goat cocks and chanting Mephistophelian incantations, I perused table after table of all manner of demonic recordings featuring backwards masked messages advocating every manner of beastly and morally corrupt damnation. Additionally, on display, IN FULL VIEW were false idols, Satanic ritual implements and spell components as well as satanic bibles, black magic spell books, sacrificial animals, ritual daggers, bondage and torture instruments, and a veritable cornucopia of narcotic candy, goofballs, black widowpanes, slammers, Peruvian flake, Bahamian megadope, devil’s breath, nightshade, ladybubbles, wolfsbane, Frank Booth signature nitrous canister masks, Nazi vitamins, morphos, pig killer, pink witches, hell rox, bags of serpico 21, Mexican iguana scales, eye droppers of acid (hydrochloric, not LSD as one festival goer informed me), powdered foetus blood, salvia joints rolled from torn out pages of the Holy Bible laced with pcp and cobra venom and dusted with bath salts, not to mention an array of intoxicating alcoholic beverages and energy drinks laced with sacrificial goat urine and adrenochrome were all on offer.
The lineup on Thursday (or Thorsday as the pagans refer to it) consisted primarily of hyper Satanic, Christ hating black metal. I’m sure the music was as blasphemous as the performers with names like Extermination Angel (an obvious Luciferian reference), Dying Fetus (baby killers, no doubt), Agalloch and uber-anti-Christians EyeHateGod. I felt it wise to avoid the festival on this day out of fear for my life and limb.
The first of the Devil’s minstrel’s to take the stage on Friday were called Castevet. No doubt a veiled reference to some obscure demonic entity. The self styled Progressive Black Metallers took the stage with no obvious hatred of all that is right and Godly, but their music spoke for itself. Full of tri-tone devil chords, the crowd was instantly hypnotized by the waves of blackened evil roiling out of the speakers and fell into a deep stupor.
Next on the lineup, death and decay glorifying heathens Nashgul one upped the assault on all that is good and right with their undead based lyrics and full on anti-Christian message. The crowd instantly exploded into outright violence and insanity. Punching, kicking, stabbing and slashing at fellow audience members, things quickly got out of hand. Nearly slipping in the several inches of blood spraying onto the floor, I fled for my own safety.
After they had mopped up most of the blood and gore of Nashgul’s set, Deathrockers Ghoul took to the stage looking like they had just finished a four course meal of rotting corpses. After getting a mere 3 minutes into this profane act, I retreated to the hotel for sustenance, prayer and biblical meditation to gird my spiritual loins with the armor of God to face the rest of the day’s impiety.
Upon regaining my sanity and equilibrium, I again braved the crucible of death and deceit to witness the universally worshiped and adored false idols Napalm Death. True to their name, as the first unhallowed chords rang out, the floodgates opened and a tidal wave of jellied petroleum flooded the mosh pit, quickly followed by flaming torches and Molotov Cocktails thrown from the stage, igniting the flammable torrent. Blood curdling screams and the putrid smell of burning flesh instantly filled the air, forcing many fans who were not on fire to instantly projectile vomit which mixed with the napalm and instantly caught alight creating an inferno of flaming vomitus and flesh. I quickly retreated to a safe distance to witness the hellish pandemonium of immolated metalheads and regurgitation soaked fans. I whispered a prayer for my deliverance as the tableau immediately brought to mind the infernal pits of Hades, just a mere taste of what these sinners are in for should they fail to repent and accept Jesus into their hearts as their own personal Lord and Savior. Praise Him!
Immediately following Napalm Death were consummate blasphemers Godflesh (No doubt a very sarcastic and sacrilegious reference to the body of Christ). I thought perhaps I would get a reprieve considering the band was made up of only two members but it was not to be. As soon as the first subsonic rumble of bowel movement inducing bass flooded the speakers, the impressionable crowd burst into wicked chants of praise for the Dark One, while performing lewd and lascivious grinding motions and raised their hands, making the sign of the devil horns, raising index and pinky fingers in a double jointed hand symbol paying homage to the fallen angel Lucifer. About half way into the set, assistants on stage opened up the fire hoses, unleashing a torrent of blood into the audience. The overhead sprinkler system burst open, raining a cumstorm of semen collected from the corpses of gay AIDS victims down upon the screaming, frenzied masses. The male savages in the audience instantly turned on the females, tearing at their clothes like a pack of malignant dogs until these unfortunate strumpets were naked, before the beasts who look like men lined up to brutally rape the women with an array of iron crosses, vampire bats, rotting, diseased members and rancid corn dogs on an altar fashioned from the bones of unborn children woven together with fallen angel hair and the remains of Christian Saints robbed from their desecrated graves. I couldn’t bear to watch any more and quickly fled the unholy festival grounds
After attending an late night youth group meeting at the local evangelical church, I retired to the hotel to pray and recharge my spiritual batteries before braving the festival of death and defilement yet again.
After awakening on Saturday morning and perusing the festival schedule for that day, I decided I simply could not bear to face the onslaught of anti-Christian hostility in store for me. With a special noon event titled simply “Christians vs. Lions Cagefight” and acts with blatantly Satanic names like Black Witchery, The Devil’s Blood, Archgoat, October 31, Morbid Angel, and Hellbastard, the focus of Saturday’s cloven hooved, heathen ritual seemed as clear as blackest onyx. Instead I devoted my time to bringing the Good Word to the countless lost multitude of ebon clad, unwashed masses of Deathfest attendees on their way to the bacchanal. I think I made some impact and may have even touched a few receptive hearts. I had to seek medical attention in the afternoon for a broken nose and a knife wound. After spending the rest of the evening in the emergency room getting patched up I returned to the hotel for the three R’s (Repentance, Recovery, and Reflection).
Sunday I decided that the crowd would probably be less hostile considering many of them would be stoned out of their minds on drugs, as the festival lineup for the day catered mostly to Reefer Rockers.
After attending two Sunday morning church services, I blended into the horde of shuffling drug zombies on their way down to enter the gates of damnation. As I drew nearer, I could already see the roiling cloud of greenish pot smoke hovering over the festival grounds from several blocks away. I felt it wise to skip Coke Bust, Agents of Abhorrence and simply ‘Cough’ but southern sludge dope droners Rwake were already underway inside the Main Room when I arrived. I could already see the cracks starting to form in the freeway overpass outside the festival from the subsonic blastwave emanating from inside.
Japanese serial killer glorifying dirgemeisters Church of Misery were taking the outdoor stage as well so in the interest of bearing cross cultural witness, I chose to wait for them to begin, despite their not sounding like any sort of church to whose flock I would deign to belong. Before the first joy obliterating chord even rang out the dopesmoke fog machines on stage went into overdrive, spewing out clouds of noxious narcotic vapors. I had come prepared and donned my oxygen mask so as to avoid unwittingly inhaling. Considering many audience members already had masks practically glued to their faces in an orgiastic huffing frenzy, no one paid me any heed. During the height of their song deifying horrendous serial murderer and boy obliterating, buttfucking clown John Wayne Gacy, the lead singer donned a grotesquely fiendish Kabuki Shinto devil mask and proceeded to re-enact the accursed Gacy’s sickening necro-rape magic show before strangling the struggling young boy with a rope and tossing his corpse into the crowd where fellow death worshipers gobbled the boy’s flesh in a nauseating cannibal DeathFeast holocaust while Supercrack rock shotgun rounds were fired at random into the crowd penetrating exposed flesh and putting the wounded under the immediate thrall of the hyper-violent and unpredictable drug Supercrack.. I managed to escape unscathed by using a burnt out stoner husk as a human shield.
Blackened paisley, drug and Satanism peddling Limey doomsters Electric Wizard were very late in taking the stage to play their scheduled slot while aides carted the members to the stage from the heroin tent using stretchers and furniture dollies and propped the “musicians” up in front of their fifty foot wall of screaming feedback amps, strapped their beat up looking instruments on and held pipes containing crystal meth laced opium to their lips until some dim realization came to their drug addled minds that it was time to do the devil’s work. As the first few measures of “Black Mass” began, the lead signer took a long draught from a liquid DMT and Angel Dust speedball infused goat blood chalice carven from ram’s horn into the shape of Baphomet’s engorged, throbbing, demonseed machinegun, before handing it off into the audience where it was passed around for all the ‘chosen ones’ to partake of in order to be inducted in the Satanic Black Mass ceremony to cast a spell of binding, calling forth demons to posses the chosen few who, under the influence of the Angel dust blood spirits melange and demonic suggestion go into a berserker rage slashing frenzy armed with cursed soul harvester scythes and sacramental bejeweled scimitars, to sacrifice the hapless ‘sacrificial lambs’ (actually horrified, unsuspecting teen devil rockers!) to the Dark Lord HIMSELF! I unhesitatingly bowed my head and began to recite the Lord’s Prayer under my breath asking for protection for my very soul and salvation from Heaven above. I felt a protective shell of God’s love form around me and I knew that I was going to be shepherded through the darkness, Lord willing.
Knowing in my heart I was no longer on a mission to try and save lost souls, as these unmitigating evildoers were beyond the reach of even God’s light, so I turned my focus to documenting the dangers the Festival of Death and the spread of Black Satanic Death Rock into our communities poses to all wholesome young men, women and impressionable children as well as to our society at large!
I went dazedly inside to watch scornfully titled, ungodly German Lucifarian Black Death Metalists Bethlehem played a set of requiems exalting the Dark One in honor of the sacrificial dead. Acolytes in the audience provided a backing track by intoning occult summoning chants to bring forth God only knows what sort of foul entity from the brimstone pits of Abaddon itself after drawing a sacramental pentagram in the midst of the mosh pit with chalk made from compressed, dried human bones, most certainly former victims of these fetid, crepuscular crypt dwellers. Lighted human fat candles where placed at the five points of the pentacle. At the height of the execrable chanting, a sinister obsidian mist began to form in the center of the circle, with smoky tendrils reaching out to enter the mouths of adherents around the edge of the demarcated boundary. They immediately broke into fits of glossololia, gibbering madly with blood red wide eyed stares as they pulled long curved ceremonial daggers from their belts and proceeded to impale themselves, slitting open their chest cavities and disgorging their entrails onto the floor while other naked celebrants writhed around in the offal before auto-erotically asphyxiating themselves in the intestines. I felt the bile rising in my throat but managed to choke it back down. The noxious odor was nigh overpowering and I had to seek the marginally fresher air outside while I composed myself.
The very last performance of the festival was by ancient Italian Neo-occultist Necromantic Twenty Third Degree Satanic Black Archfiend Metal group Mortuary Drape whom the festival organizers had literally infernally resurrected especially for this performance. It started pleasantly enough with strains of church organ music playing as a delightful, wooden, handcrafted scale replica of an ancient Christian church was unveiled. At least until the cloaked and hooded band members mounted the stage wearing full on necrocorpse face paint and carrying torches which they promptly used to set fire to the model church before hurling the torches into the assembled horde, instantly engulfing several hapless worshipers in flames. A naked women then squatted over the smoldering ashes and loosed a stream of urine onto the angrily hissing coals releasing a cloud of odious green cremated pissgas. Launching into their infernal sonic assault upon all that is pure, hallowed and benevolent, they exhorted those witnessing their occult ritual to give their souls over the fallen Angel Lucifer, the Dark Lord Satan himself! Satanic blood pacts were then passed into the audience by the band’s acolytes for people to sign in their own blood to take part in the ritual of necrotic devotion. I felt I had seen and heard enough and promptly turned and left the premises. I simply could not bear to take in any more of this filth lest I be inadvertently corrupted by it. I know that I shall have nightmares aplenty for a long time to come.
I share this with you, my fellow believers and defenders of good and right thinking values in the hopes that it might be a warning as to the growing threat that this insidious musical trend poses to our children and even to adults. Satan comes in many disguises in order to lull us into a false sense of security but we must NEVER let our guard down. This once fringe culture is becoming very much a part of our popular and youth culture, even appearing in children’s cartoons! Kids as young as 5 or 6 are becoming bewitched by this beguiling and pernicious subculture which uses imagery such as dragons, vikings, wizards, bats, skulls and popular icons of death to lure easily influenced young ones into the clutches of Satan! It starts innocuously enough with supposedly harmless forms such as viking metal or fantasy metal but quickly progresses into listening to the ‘hard stuff’, Satanic Black Necrometal!
Sincerely yours in Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior,
Brother Job Samuelson
below: Grotesque Deathfest Program cover with Souvenir charred Bible page
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Brother Job
Bringing the love of Christ to the unwashed masses
1:22 pm
HOLD UP….. How does one ‘rape [someone] with a vampire bat’ ?
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1:37 pm
Very carefully? xD These people are dumbasses
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12:45 pm
Rape isn’t a joke Maddy.
Why are you so sexist?
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11:09 am
It is when its about a bat bite doing it lol
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4:00 pm
Youre right rape isnt a joke but you are with the way you think. Why am I so sexist? Bitch please. I’m not the one who thinks women are only good for cooking and cleaning and spitting out babies, but you do. So Why are you so sexist?
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2:13 pm
RAPE IS THE FUNNIEST OF JOKES. Go watch DMC.
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8:25 pm
Women can rape men.
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11:03 pm
Dumbasses who?
Avengay semenload?
“Well its not funny to try to upset people for no reason”
You really are one of those who don’t practice what they preach.
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1:38 pm
Generally by biting the head off it first.
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1:44 pm
Sounds like you crazy kids had a lot of fun! It reads like a really spooky episode of Scooby-Doo, but without any of its colorful characters and equally colorful van.
Oh sure, there’s a little bit of demonic possession, a tincture of satanism, the occassional decapitation and general gruesomeness but it’s all well within the defined Christian tolerances for kids to let off a little steam. All well under control, and profitable too.
Don’t worry about it, kiddo, it’s just make-believe.
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6:55 am
it wouldn’t have been make-believe if it wasn’t for those meddling Christians!
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8:58 pm
A riveting piece of first-hand investigative journalism, Brother Job. I trust that the Pulitzer committee will be in touch in due course.
And I hope that the pestilence of black-clad emosexuals that infests this site takes note and sees this as a glimpse of the sorry future that awaits.
Once the emos belatedly come to realise that Black Veal Brides, A7F and Falling on Reverse are insufferably vacuous, insipid and derivative and utterly devoid of artistic merit they will be like drug addicts “strung out” and looking for a new “fix” to get a bigger “high”.
At that point they will be fresh meat to the ghoulish clutches of the death metal scene that you have so evocatively described.
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9:09 pm
Dude leave Avenged Sevenfold, Black Veil Brides, and Falling In Reverse alone. They wernt even a part of this article and you have to run your arrogant mouth about them in hopes of starting a fight. Grow up.
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9:24 pm
Maddy, I’m just trying to help you see what lies in store if you don’t change your dreary emo ways!
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9:29 pm
Dude seriously I’m hoping you’re being sarcastic right now because this hating on the bands is getting straight up aggravating.
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9:38 pm
Maddy, I don’t hate. I’m just amused by the fanatical defensiveness of their mascara-caked fans.
These multi-millionaire rock stars don’t need people like you to come riding to their rescue on the internet every day. They’re big enough to look after themselves.
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9:47 pm
Well its not funny to try to upset people for no reason. And while i’m aware the bands don’t NEED anyone to stand up for them it’s something most fans feel strongly enough about to. Because without some of those bands some people might not be here. So with all due respect, lay off the band bullying for a while it’s not cool.
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12:27 pm
Maddy, nobody trashed your ben folds five here.
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10:07 pm
You realize you can be “emo” or as the fools here call it emosexual and still be Christian I for one know many emo Christians. I am fotunatly seeing a bit clearer and know that the great “god” is just a way for people like you to force your will upon the unwary and I hope that your afterlife is a painful one now if you would like I can teach you a few things and maybe save your “souls” with my “emo” veiws
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10:43 pm
While the experience was certainly harrowing, I feel it has made me stronger in my faith and believe it was worth it to expose this growing threat. Black Veal Brides is just the sort of thing the Satanic Black Metal Cabal uses to lure homogay emosexual preteens into the cult. I did in fact witness several of them fall victim, being brutally raped and skinned alive in the blood orgy fuckpit.
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10:53 pm
You must’ve decided to shoot up some heroin or some other drug and blasted metal while watching a horror movie. It’s about the only way you could have witnessed anything you claim to have seen.
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11:13 pm
Sure, you say that now Doubting Thomas, but I’m sure you’ll change your tune when the Occult Black Metal Viking Horde descends upon YOUR town or village, raping your women, burning your house down and killing your dogs and cats. BTW, heroin does NOT cause hallucinations. Get the facts straight before you accuse someone of being a junky.
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11:29 pm
About the only way your scenario is going to come true is if there’s some kind of interactive media with that specific encounter in it.
And it’s funny that you tell me to get my facts straight, and yet you’re the one who didn’t do one ounce of actual research.
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12:37 am
I will continue to pray for you, that one day God will grant you a sense of humor.
“And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?” – Matthew 7:3
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12:46 am
What exactly is so humorous about lying to people just because you don’t like music and you claim it makes people kill?
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7:19 am
why is it that instead of a retort all u do is pray for him. im sick of that shit. next person that says they will pray for me shit is gunna go down
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2:26 pm
I will request that my entire prayer circle include you in their prayers internet tough guy.
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1:45 am
I love music. I sing in the church choir every Sunday and write songs of praise on my acoustic guitar.
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11:34 am
Stop making up lies about shit yoiu know nothing about.
Oh, and in case you couldn’t read the above comments with the correct spelling, it’s Black Veil Brides. Learn how to spell.
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3:42 pm
Regardless of whether you’re talking about Brides of Beelzebub or charred sacrificial calf meat, the fact remains that emosexual sycophants of these softcore, ‘Satanism Lite’ styled bands are STILL going to Hell unless they repent their sinful ways and prostrate themselves before the Lord.
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2:19 am
Dude, get off your high horse. People like you give Christianity a bad name. Seriously your like BELIEVE WHAT I SAY OR ILL HATE ON YOU. It’s ridiculous, and on a side note the above post is completely false and would make a cool book because i’m pretty sure the local police would be there to stop the undergoing rape fest where they abuse animals and do drugs in the open. So please shut the hell up (^^) don’t pray for me ether i don’t want you to waste your time that you could be using to make other useless and hate filled posts =)
AVE SATANAS 666!
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8:57 am
Oh, please. As though anyone who isn’t already a Christian would even want to follow your religion after seeing this ignorant site! You can go ahead and claim all of your bullshit is facts, but at the end of the day, it’s just a bunch of arrogan hypocrites saying whatever they feel like saying about things theyknow nothing about, just because they THINK it’s something that corrupts the minds of those who listen. Get a clue, asshole.
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10:18 am
Get a clue? Oh, the irony!
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12:36 pm
I dont think there is hope for Maddy. Its too late to save him.
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6:59 pm
Brother Job,
You are one of the reasons that ignorant people believe and pass on ignorant information. First of all, I can tell you do not know the first thing about what you are talking about, especially the “world” you seem to be “reporting” on, if you can call it that. Second, everyone, including you, has a right to believe and do what they want with their lives. You have a right to live a Christian life and all that entails for you, and everyone else has a right to theirs, Christian or NOT!
I am glad that you feel stronger from your “harrowing” experience, but to say that you “believe it was worth it to expose this growing threat” is down right laughable. What threat? That there are other worlds out there that you don’t approve of? Or really know anything truthful about? WOW!!
Before post things like this, you should actually do research and I mean non-bias, non-beer soaked wig wearing research. The CREDIBLE kind. There are people out there who, compared to most people, live “outlandish lives” and have every right to…and maybe the extra $3 for better acid isn’t such a bad idea either!
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8:18 pm
Overanylization Time!
A riveting piece of first-hand investigative journalism, Brother Job. I trust that the Pulitzer committee will be in touch in due course.
Sarcasm? I have never seen eb act like this. Considering the article is fake, I really hope you are being sarcastic.
And I hope that the pestilence of black-clad emosexuals that infests this site takes note and sees this as a glimpse of the sorry future that awaits.
Sorry future? Black-clad emosexuals? I’ve never ever seen this side of him before. He has never said anything about emosexuals last time I checked. Roommate? AI? I like the idea of a G.L.A.D.O.S who gets entertainment out of posting here.
Once the emos belatedly come to realise that Black Veal Brides, A7F and Falling on Reverse are insufferably vacuous, insipid and derivative and utterly devoid of artistic merit they will be like drug addicts “strung out” and looking for a new “fix” to get a bigger “high”.
What? Never heard of them. But music is like a drug. It releases endorphins if you like it.
At that point they will be fresh meat to the ghoulish clutches of the death metal scene that you have so evocatively described.
Emo and metal is pretty different. Metal is electric guitars, emo is singing about your pains? Correct me if I am wrong. And In fact, you usually back it up. What happened? This is not eb. Maybe anonymous hacked it or some shit. Don’t know why.
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3:39 pm
The funny thing is that avenged sevenfold is a Christian band, I get this is a satirical site, but to say that A7X is a Satan worshipping band is just ridiculous.
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8:41 pm
Your handle is ridiculous.
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9:53 pm
Maddy, I’m not bullying anybody. And there is no need to get upset just because some random person on the internet disses your favourite band.
My favourite band is Kruder & Dorfmeister. You can say anything you want about them and I promise I won’t get the slightest bit upset.
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10:17 pm
Look I understand what you’re saying, I really do. And I’m not really as upset as annoyed that this is the only thing this site focuses on. And dissing bands just to get in fights and making fun of how people who fully support the band really isnt cool. You may not be offended if someone insults your favorite band and hell I wish I could not be offended when someone does that to me but I do so I know how the fans feel. When someone you look up to gets ripped on its bound to hurt a little and you get defensive.
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11:39 pm
Oh Maddy, I don’t want to upset you. I was just having a bit of fun. Maybe the best thing for you to do is just ignore my comments.
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11:51 pm
M7F,
What gives you the right to tell Xb what can and cannot be said here? You think so highly of yourself that it sickens me. Arrogance in the extreme makes it sound as if your bullying. Your caviler attitude and absolute disdain for Xb is wrong.
“So with all due respect, lay off the band bullying for a while it’s not cool.”
Here’s another classic example of how you believe your superior to Xb…
“You may not be offended if someone insults your favorite band and hell I wish I could not be offended when someone does that to me but I do so I know how the fans feel.”
You acknowledged in your own words that you’ve got the problem not Xb. You said, “I wish I could not be offended when someone does that to me but I do so I know how the fans feel.”
If you wish you could change and not feel offended
under such circumstances then I say do so. Don’t go off on some egotistical, self-centered, pity party for yourself by telling another what they can or cannot post on an open to the public Website.
Black Veal Brides, Satanic Black Metal Cabal,Avenged Sevenfold, and Falling In Reverse all suck! That kind of devil’s music has been snatching the unsuspecting innocent souls of pre-teens, and high school bubble-gumers since Elvis sold his soul to Satan in the 50s.
Gyrating his hips on-stage in a bizarre sexually suggestive way allowed Elvis to do the bidding of the devil and steal away an untold number of souls which he exchanged with Satan for his success and wealth. Rock N’ Roll was the beginning of the end for America.
In comparison Elvis was a choir-boy compared to the filth you mentioned you listen to. So back off Xb you uppity, insolent, tyrannical stuck-up concubine of Satan!!!
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12:24 am
Oh, Reverend! “Concubine of Satan” is a bit harsh, isn’t it? Maddy is still young and I’m sure she’ll come to see the light eventually.
But I agree with you regarding Elvis Presley (a known pedophile) and this sexually charged “rock” and/or “roll” music.
In fact, I contend it goes back further, to when Robert Johnson went down to the crossroads to make his infamous deal with the Devil.
Before the emergence of the famous Johnson-Satan-Beelzebub songwriting team, the only American music was country and western and the field hollers of African-American agricultural workers. Good, wholesome stuff.
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11:26 am
Xb I’m sure that well before Robert Johnson cut his infamous deal with the devil for his rotting soul plenty of others have done the same. But Robert Johnson is another great example to highlight the point I was making.
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6:31 am
“I’m sure that well before Robert Johnson cut his infamous deal with the devil for his rotting soul plenty of others have done the same.”
Quite. Look at all that effete European “classical” music. If Wolfie Mozart didn’t make a deal with the devil I don’t know who did.
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11:16 am
Hey Maddy remember that one time where Billy Ray said he respected you because you were nice. Yeah well this is what happens. He becomes a hypocrite to his own words.
Hey Billy she trying to defend a band and herself. You need to calm down, stop being such an idiot, and understand what defending means. Get that stupid reverend out of your name, and exchange it for douche bag please. Because thats really all you all. Yeah Bullied, your welcome. Just doing what you did to maddy though… You got a problem, please grab a pen and paper and write it down. Then put it in my comment box located in your ass.
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11:19 am
Oh and PS:
Maddy is 100x better than exbrony. Don’t even get me started on how much better she is than this Billy guy.
Billy Mays > Billy Rays
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11:58 am
Holy crap.
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4:41 pm
Right? Notice how Billy Ray can’t say anything anymore and instead just thumbs my comment down like the pathetic little person he is. Completely tries to diss someone out and throw her under the bus, and now he’s cowarding in the corner. Please stay there Billy, its where you belong
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12:35 am
“What gives you the right to tell Xb what can and cannot be said here?”
What gives you the right to bully people who live lives that you disagree with?
“You think so highly of yourself that it sickens me. Arrogance in the extreme makes it sound as if your bullying.”
You’re like the pot calling the kettle black.
“Black Veal Brides, Satanic Black Metal Cabal,Avenged Sevenfold, and Falling In Reverse all suck! That kind of devil’s music has been snatching the unsuspecting innocent souls of pre-teens, and high school bubble-gumers since Elvis sold his soul to Satan in the 50s.”
It’s one thing to dislike another person’s taste in music, it’s entirely different when you start blabbering and lying about crap just to hide your own insecurities since you can’t deal with the fact that people aren’t exactly like you.
“Rock N’ Roll was the beginning of the end for America.”
And yet you can’t actually prove that and instead you can only make up more lies to make yourself feel better. You can’t stop hating no matter how hard you try, it’s like an addiction for you. You get some kind of high off of showing such disdain and malice towards people.
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12:58 am
“You can’t stop hating no matter how hard you try, it’s like an addiction for you. You get some kind of high off of showing such disdain and malice”
Sounds exactly like someone else I can think of…
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3:18 am
Great post Xb I have the highest regard for you and the compassion you have for others. You always look for the silver lining in the cloud, the best in people and freely offer your wisdom.
However, God’s law is perfect, flawless. His intent, judgements and reasons are never known by mortal man.
We as the God-fearing, the faithful, the moral and the just, must freely share God’s love with everyone and always remember that His laws are not negotiable,
they are not to be questioned, only obeyed.
We as Christian-Americans have been blessed a plenty throughout our history since arriving in the Americas. Providence led us here, and from here we did God’s bidding to save the unholy, the heathen, and the savage from their own self-destruction. We know it as Manifest Destiny!!!
But in His glory it is us… generation after generation of Christian warriors who must shoulder the burden working to save souls while at the same time always knowing that many people we’ve contacted during our lives are destined to burn in hell.
I expressed my feelings below about Maddy’s insolent attack on you while gloating her imperialism over all of us here.
I caution you sister, move slowly sometimes these unsaved souls can snatch the soul of a living Christian before the complacent Christian figures out its even happened. Then they trade those souls they stole with Satan to buy themselves more time here on earth.
God be with you
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3:21 am
L. N.
June 10, 2012
12:35 am
* Translated into English below.*
“What gives you the right to tell Xb what can and cannot be said here?”
What gives you the right to bully people who live lives that you disagree with?
“You think so highly of yourself that it sickens me. Arrogance in the extreme makes it sound as if your bullying.”
You’re like the pot calling the kettle black.
“Black Veal Brides, Satanic Black Metal Cabal,Avenged Sevenfold, and Falling In Reverse all suck! That kind of devil’s music has been snatching the unsuspecting innocent souls of pre-teens, and high school bubble-gumers since Elvis sold his soul to Satan in the 50s.”
It’s one thing to dislike another person’s taste in music, it’s entirely different when you start blabbering and lying about crap just to hide your own insecurities since you can’t deal with the fact that people aren’t exactly like you.
“Rock N’ Roll was the beginning of the end for America.”
And yet you can’t actually prove that and instead you can only make up more lies to make yourself feel better. You can’t stop hating no matter how hard you try, it’s like an addiction for you. You get some kind of high off of showing such disdain and malice towards people.
Translation: “I hate chrisTwire.”
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12:30 pm
Once again, LN proves he does not get it.
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1:07 pm
August, you’re becoming a broken record now. Can you not ever think of anything original to say? Apparently you just lack the ability to back up anything you say.
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1:19 pm
LN, and you continue to demonstrate that you’re an imbecile with zero imagination, sense of humor or ability to differentiate reality from fiction. The willful ignorance you display on a daily basis is appalling and draining.
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1:20 pm
Me a broken record? I am responding to this:
“You can’t stop hating no matter how hard you try”
We don’t hate anyone, you do.
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10:16 pm
Mr.weisz if none of you hate then why do you refer to us as emosexuals when the “correct” term is just emo
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10:19 pm
Is the correct term emo? Who decides this?
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10:35 pm
“We don’t hate anyone, you do.”
You just tell people to die and that they’re wrong and that it’s okay to rape a woman if she’s your wife and that anyone who’s gay is a demonic bastard, that’s certainly love.
“Is the correct term emo? Who decides this?”
Society at large, considering ‘emogay’ or ‘emosexual’ or whatever words you create have no definition except to be slurs and derogative.
And Erich? You care to actually back that up or do you want to continue to make yourself look like a jackass?
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1:32 am
Okay Rev.BR. I dont have a high opinion of myself. And when I said that I wish it wouldnt bother me I meant just that I wish I could let things go but I have clinical depression and its hard for me to not let things bother me. I didnt mean for it to come out sounding like I was trying to tell people what they can and cant say I just meant that this joke could be taken wrong and maybe the whole band thing should be given a break for a while. And you can say the bands suck thats just your opinion but when the whole satanic thing and the lies start well then we have an issue. And i dont think anything I said was egotistical or self-centered nothing I said was really concerning myself but about the fans.
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1:37 am
Hey Maddy, Take care of yourself. I know that depression is horrible, and stressing yourself out doesn’t help.
If coming here just upsets you you can always take a break for a while. Alternatively, you can just treat it as a bit of fun and enjoy it.
Either way, it’s not worth getting upset about. After all, it’s just a bunch of loudmouths arguing on the internet for fun.
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1:50 am
Actually I do find some of this stuff hilarious considering this site is obviously a joke and I sorta enjoy trying to prove a point but a few things are a bit overused and annoying. This site doesnt stress me out and I know its all supposed to be in fun but I feel bad for those who do get hurt like most of the fans of bands and I see their point and think maybe the joke goes too far.
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2:00 am
First of all, Christwire is not a joke. That is a damned, dirty lie spread by the liberal lamestream media!
But there’s no point in you feeling bad on behalf of other people who might or might not read something on this site and might or might get annoyed by it. You gotta look after yourself first and foremost.
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11:56 pm
“I could let things go but I have clinical depression and its hard for me to not let things bother me.”
I’m sorry to hear that. It might be a good idea to stop listening to depressing bands like Black Veal Brides and find something more upbeat to put a swing in your step.
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6:25 am
Jeb has an excellent point, as he so very often does.
Even in my jaded old middle age I can still get a little “emo” listening to Wild Horses by the Rolling Stones, Lo Quiero a Morir by DLG, or even — and this will embarrass me now — Pure Shores by All Saints.
But once I’ve had a bit of a blub over the old six-string, the next thing to do is spark up some uplifting tunes. Something upvibe by Otis Redding, the Cosmic Psychos or even that notorious old homosexualist George Michael.
You have the capability to direct your own emotions, you know. It’s a wonderful thing.
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10:37 pm
“Jeb has an excellent point, as he so very often does.”
No, it’s quite the opposite, really. He’s an asshole who just insults people.
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12:51 am
Jeb has an excellent point, as he so very often does.”
“No, it’s quite the opposite, really.He’s an asshole who just insults people.”
Where in that post did I insult anyone? You really are losing the plot, time to get professional help I’m afraid.
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9:04 am
Alright. You seem like an intelligent man, so please d not take offense to what I am about to say due to my recently spiteful comments. But honestly, can I ask you just what makes you think these bands are so satanic? Have you ever really gone ahead and looked up the lyrics to see what the song is actually about, or have you only assumed the band is corrupting based on the wa it immediately sounded? With all due respect, you’re just as ignorant and arrogant as Xb (no offense, just using you as an example) or anybody else on this site.
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9:06 am
…did you actually READ this article, or ANYTHING else on this site? Seriously, “ignorance” is definitely a word to be used here, but I think you’re using it incorrectly. Look around. Figure it out.
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10:15 am
You emosexuals paste the lyrics here every day. Nobody is impressed.
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11:52 am
That’s not what I was talking about.
Nice try, though.
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8:50 pm
Explain yourself, then. Are there certain esoteric messages in these trite, hackneyed lyrics that are accessible only to those with some special gnosis?
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8:56 pm
I wasn’t talking about reading the lyrics just because we post them, asshat. What I was saying was try to actually understand them. Y’know, make an effort and see if your very few brain cells can process the message? Ever maybe think that we post the lyrics in hopes to open your eyes; however miniscule the chance that you will actually see what they’re about is?
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9:04 pm
IT’LL TAKE A MIRACLE WITH ONE HELL OF A TANGY ZIP FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, MAYO BREATH.
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2:37 am
I refer you to my previous comment.
Also, “minuscule”.
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11:00 am
Right, sorry.
Thanks for the correction; I hadn’t know quite how to spell it. >.<
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2:15 pm
welcome to the internet you stupid, stupid bitch..
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2:47 am
Maddy – “This site doesnt stress me out and I know its all supposed to be in fun but I feel bad for those who do get hurt like most of the fans of bands.”
My vagina bleeds for you!
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1:39 am
Bout time you admitted you had a vagina. Because judging by how much of a coward you are, I expected you to not have any balls. Thank God we all figured that one out… Actually thank God you finally admitted it.
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9:13 am
This is shocking that in a Christian Nation like America that this would be allowed to happen. These so called bands are violating our religious freedom by blaspheming the One True God of America. Where are the fathers of these long haired effeminant boys? Where are the mothers of the Foul Temptresses with their hairless and salacious bodies?
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12:25 pm
This would have made for an AWESOME episode of Metalocalypse.
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2:08 pm
Exactly. Just one more example of the many channels that Satan uses to attract and corrupt our youth. See? No harm in a cartoon? It’s just for fun, right? WRONG! It’s all games and laughter until Beelzebub manifests to collect your immortal soul!
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1:41 am
Or your just on a lot of crack. Please do share, because I wanna see this beelzebub figure your talking about.
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1:25 am
The first step to overcoming your Supercrack addiction is for you to admit you have a problem. As for Beelzebub, you might also know him as Satan, Lucifier, The Devil, The Fallen Angel, The Lord of Flies, Father of Lies or a dozen or so other titles. Unless you repent your sinful ways, I’m sure you’ll meet him soon enough, as he torments your soul in Hell.
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2:25 am
Ahh yes, my supercrack addiction. Good on yah for coming back from my comment, by saying exactly what i said to you. Aren’t you the smart one! And yes although I may be going to hell, I’m certain he’s saved a special circle for you as well brother job =)
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12:00 am
Brother Job deserves nothing but praise for this remarkably brilliant piece of investigative journalism. Well done and keep up the good work!
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11:29 am
Brilliant? Investigative? Unfortunately, I missed Maryland Deathfest, but I can only assume that this entire article is designed only to shock and unnerve people who may have been veering off the Christian path. This is in no way well-done–in fact, it is at best a well-written work of FICTION–and it is not “good work” unless the person who wrote this was only interested in obvious inaccuracy and lies.
This is not fact. It is complete lies. Before you slander a subculture like this, at least take the time to actually learn about it.
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11:39 am
What is there to learn? Are you trying to say it actually has any substance? You emosexuals take yourselves far too seriously.
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9:18 am
Oh, I dunno. Perhaps you could take a crack at learning what the things you trash are actually about? Perhaps try to relate to those who defend these things and maybe at least try to understand why the think it’s good, or why they disagree with your ideas about it? I’m not saying you’re not entitled to your own opinion or anything, but at least try to understand things like BVB and the like before you go saying that them and all who follow are Satan-worshipping, etc.
Please tell me you’re getting at least some of this?
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12:51 pm
Listen chicken, I was going to see punk rock bands and putting on raves before you were even born. I know a lot more about the topic in hand than you ever will, so just give it a rest with the smart-ass drivel.
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8:45 pm
If you know so much about it then what the fuck makes you post the mornic and inaccurate BS that you do?
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9:40 pm
“hat the fuck makes you post the mornic and inaccurate BS that you do?”
Don’t be such a mornic emosexual!
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11:03 am
Moronic*
Asshole.
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2:10 pm
THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS EMOSEXUALS YOU INCOMPITENT CHRISTIAN FOOL THE BARELY CORRECT TERM
IS EMO
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2:12 pm
Everybody listen up, the emosexual is typing in all caps so she must know what she is talking about and needs to be heard.
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1:36 am
Nice job assuming just cause I like bvb and I’m emo I’m a girl cause I’m not and I used to be a Christian until I realized how evil they can be so thanks for saving me from church again I’m a GUY
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4:57 am
“INCOMPITENT, Mornic”
Dar me, I don’t like to be pedantic, but when you emosexuals try to insult someone you could at least use real words.
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10:56 am
Says the guy who thinks emosexual is a real word ha!
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1:09 pm
Emosexual will become real word a lot quicker than incompitent or mornic ever will. What you fail to realize is that language changes all the time and takes on new aspects.
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2:33 pm
And what you fail to realize my misled friend is that while INCOMPITENT is a word emosexual is not nor ever will be
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1:05 am
“And what you fail to realize my misled friend is that while INCOMPITENT is a word.”
Sorry to rain on your lonely parade there dumbo, but it’s spelled “incompetent.” Notice the letter “e”, as in emosexual.
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1:31 am
Sorry to rain on your parade, but emosexual which means someones who’s involved sexually emotional, doesn’t make sense. Also incompetent and moronic, which he was getting at are actual words and he just made typos. Stop trying to patronize, because you still fail at that
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1:19 pm
And my parades not lonely all my friends are here and we love the rain
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1:54 pm
Agreed. Well said, Bvb army recruit.
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11:32 am
THIS IS THE MOST BOGUS PIECE OF JOURNALISM EVER. Luckily your generation is dying and with it goes the bigotry and dogma. MDF FOREVER!!!
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11:48 am
“MDF FOREVER!!!”
Medium Density Fibreboard doesn’t last forever, it decays quickly in damp conditions.
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2:13 pm
Good work Jeb! These kids know nothing. OSB is the way to go.
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2:39 pm
Oh; thanks. I’ll remember that!
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10:48 am
Oh Christwire… You’re stupidity is always so entertaining!
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11:33 am
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ARTICLE FOR THE ONION AT FIRST, HAHAHAH, SUCH MORONS.
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11:42 am
I will admit that death and black metal are not something that a Christian should listen to. I hate it to be honest.
However, I would like to point out that there is a difference between Paganism/ Wicca and Satanism. True Satanists do not worship any form of a God, but instead themselves. They believe that things that induce pleasure should not be held back. While they believe such though, there are still rules they must abide by. Also, did you know that the phrase “The body is a temple” came from Satanists? And yet it is said so often by Christians as to why they won’t get tattoos or piercings.
Wiccans and Pagans revere nature and will worship the Gods and Goddesses they believe rule over certain parts of nature.
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11:54 am
“However, I would like to point out that there is a difference between Paganism/ Wicca and Satanism.”
Although their adherants believe they are ancient beliefs, they are all actually just stupid dogmas that were thought up recently by deluded fools.
“Also, did you know that the phrase “The body is a temple” came from Satanists?”
No it doesn’t, it comes from 1 Corinthians 6:19-20
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8:25 pm
oooooooooooooo….they said fuck! Fuck is a bad word!
Pot smoke is green now? Since when? I must see what shit they’re smoking, it sounds interesting.
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8:26 pm
It has to be for them to come up with this crap.
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8:31 pm
BREAKING | The blogosphere is currently abuzz with rumors that Christwire’s 501(c)(4) lobbying arm, (“CWIRE-PAC”), has already influenced Maryland State Senator E. J. Pipkin (R, MD-36) and State Representative Andrew A. Serafini (R, MD-2A) to introduce legislation to ban all further occurrences of Deathfest, coinciding with 2012 Maryland Deathfest organizer Tulse Luper’s arrest, charges unknown, following the publication of Christwire beat reporter Job Samuelson’s investigative exposé. Stay tuned for updates.
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2:21 pm
Thank the Lord! I’m glad that we are finally making some headway in our battle against this evil scourge on society! Please keep us abreast of this developing story Brother Jason.
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2:31 am
Clearly not metal, the kid in the picture has his thumbs out. Go somewhere else poser.
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3:26 am
I’ve come to the conclusion about the people who run this website, and it’s either one of two things. A. This site is as fake as Hell or B. you are all….. literally… the dumbest fucking wastes of breath I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading. All of your views are so fucking ass-backward that there can be NO WAY people in this world are as fucking retarded as you people are. The articles you people publish are the most ignorant typings anyone in recent memory has ever typed. Hope you all die horribly… because Darwin was right in this circumstance. Society needs to weed out people like you.
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9:22 am
Oh, howi love to wake up to the stupidity of arrogance.
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2:37 pm
I’m glad that you’ve come to terms with that because you have to get up every day and face yourself in the mirror. Fortunately, God still loves you even if no one else does. I will continue to pray for you but I fear it’s hopeless. Miracles have been known to happen however.
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8:38 pm
Now that’s just mean.
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8:48 pm
Fortunately, I don’t need “God” to love me because plenty of people love me. I don’t need the approval of your ignorant self, and I don’t need you to tell me who does and doesn’t love me.
“I will continue to pray for you but I fear it’s hopeless.”
Oh.. You mean like everything else you like to pray for?
Yeah, I guess miracles can happen but it’ll take one fuckin’ hell of a miracle to make me “see the light” or somehow see the correctness of the bullshit you try to feed us.
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12:23 am
Haha the only miracle i saw was miracle whip. And now im starting to dislike the taste…
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9:31 am
BREAKING | The blogosphere is currently abuzz with rumors that Christwire’s 501(c)(4) lobbying arm, (“CWIRE-PAC”), has already influenced Maryland State Senator E. G. Pipingkin (R, MD-32) and State Representative Andre T. Serafinini (R, MD-16A) to introduce legislation to ban all further occurrences of Deathfest, coinciding with 2012 Maryland Deathfest organizer Tulse Luper’s arrest, charges unknown, following the publication of Christwire beat reporter Job Samuelson’s investigative exposé.
Stay tuned for updates – right here on Christwire.org: Conservative Values for an Unsaved World.
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9:36 am
This is more than a little embarrassing, but did anyone find a set of keys at the festival?
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5:27 am
Yeah, Mohammed and Moses left theirs there too. Your dad is gonna be pissed…
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3:55 pm
I can’t tell if this is supposed to be lulzy or not. It’s too much to read at once without laughing myself to death.
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5:03 am
I’m so disapointed of the christians, I thought they would at least have some references to what they are saying, but no, the only think I see is christians saying random things and when they don’t know what to say, they suddently want to correct you grammar as a distraction. That’s so pathetic.
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6:35 am
poor Job….your going to hell
“Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour”#
2. Moses 20, 16
“He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight”
Psalms 101, 7
just joking…
theres no hell…
you lucky bastard
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11:32 pm
False prophets and even Satan himself can quote scripture all day. I’m not impressed.
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6:57 am
Brother Bob,
hahahahahaha, oh mate you almost killed me I laughed so hard. It almost read like something from one of those joke news sites that I had to check I wasn’t actually logged into one by mistake.
Very few people in metal circles truly ‘worship’ satan, a lot of them are little posers who are doing it for attention or to be cool/different, and have no idea about the actual tenets/rules/ideology of Satanism. Alongside that, even fewer of the ones that do practice ‘Satanism’, are actually evil. In all fairness though, I’m quite surprised no-one picked you out with that Stryper t-shirt, that would have been a dead giveaway at the Donington Festival over here.
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4:03 pm
I’m not really too concerned about what kind of filth goes on at your Limey, heathen, Metal festivals in England (besides, it’s pretty difficult to take arcane NWOBHM seriously as a threat to Christianity) but even playing at a thing opens you up to the influence of demonic forces, whether you realize it or not. You might not take your Satanism seriously in the UK, but over here, it’s one of the biggest threats facing our youth today with the proliferation of drugs, pornography and filth and anti-Christian Satanic music. As you readily admit, you were not witness to the atrocities on display at Maryland Deathfest, and that hardly gives credibility to any sort of opinion that you might have about it. Cheers mate!
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7:29 pm
…oh, almost forgot. Your point about Satanism being one of the biggest threats to American youth: I’d genuinely be very interested to see your sources on that too. Do you have any figures to corroborate those findings? I’m surprised there isn’t a major government policy in place backed up by a federal agency in the same way that the DEA is there to to enforce drug policies. I may be wrong, but if there is I was unaware of it.
Looking forward to hearing from you
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3:18 am
I am currently in contact with city and state authorities to give expert witness in order to have any future atrocity exhibitions such as this outright BANNED by law in order to stem the tide of outright decay that infects our society like and cancer and must simply, like a cancer be excised from our society by any means possible or necessary. Amen.
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3:28 am
As Brother Art adequately (if verbosely and colorfully) says, a committee of morally upstanding and responsible citizens has already been formed to nip this grave threat in the bud before it grows into a catastrophic situation that is outside of the ability of the authorities to combat. We are cooperating closely with city, state and federal law enforcement agencies and other authorities to legislate and if need be enforce a crackdown on this serious encroachment on good Christian values.
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10:53 am
Sounds like a blast!
I’ll make sure i get there next year with all my satan worshiping friends and partake in all those fun sounding activites!!
I’ll even bring my own bible to desecrate
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6:27 am
This is amazing I laughed so hard at this. I’m not sure if he is having a laugh or being genuinely serious (most likely the latter). I love how Christians get all up themselves and worry what people listen to. A lot of anti Christian bands aren’t Satanists or whatever it’s based down to the person. A lot of these guys in the bands put out a message about the side of Christianity that exploit people and their faith. Some of these bands aren’t even satanic like Napalm Death they are a political band just read the lyrics. This guy would enjoy white metal a pro Christian version of black metal. Religious people a lot not all are narrow minded that they jump on something that they don’t agree with. Judge ye less thee be
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6:32 am
This is amazing I laughed so hard at this. I’m not sure if he is having a laugh or being genuinely serious (most likely the latter). I love how Christians get all up themselves and worry what people listen to. A lot of anti Christian bands aren’t Satanists or whatever it’s based down to the person. A lot of these guys in the bands put out a message about the side of Christianity that exploit people and their faith. Some of these bands aren’t even satanic like Napalm Death they are a political band just read the lyrics. This guy would enjoy white metal a pro Christian version of black metal. Religious people a lot not all are narrow minded that they jump on something that they don’t agree with. Judge thee less be judged thee selfsome or something like that, you live by words of a humble yet holy man but don’t follow through on your fellow man and judge for what they do? Take a step back at what you believe and take a look at what you have become a judgmental prick who tramples over what your supposed to believe in and something that you are against
Peace out
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4:44 pm
All I have to say is, these people aren’t devil worshipers, but frankly PEOPLE. God said “love others as you love yourself”, so do that. Is it really that hard for you to grasp this concept of being open minded? I mean come on. As an atheist, people call me a Satanic worshiper, do I care, no. Let these people live the way they want.
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8:14 pm
You, my dear my friend, are a faggot. SATANIC HEATHEN METAL FESTS FOREVER.
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8:15 pm
I <3 SATAN METAL
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9:07 am
All I know is if I went in Friday night, got lit on fire, cummed on, and shot with a shotgun… I wouldn’t have gone back on Sunday? Lmfao!
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1:47 pm
BeezleBub – Darkness is light turned inside out
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4:57 pm
Christians are hypocrits, I, at one point, was on “God’s” side, until I saw all the corruption. Drug addicted ministers, pastors using the donated money for their own pleasures, stuck up judgemental inconsiderate people, fags, women abusers, wives cheating on husbands (and visa versa) etc… So don’t you bunch of fakes come and judge us and our music when you “people of god” are worse in every possible way. If you don’t like our music, DON’T LISTEN TO IT!!! Plain and simple!
HAIL SATAN!!!!!
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11:12 pm
Not true at all, Claire. I know full well that I don’t have Blanche’s wonderful way with words, Stephenson’s imagination and playfulness, Albert Toppers’ je ne sais quoi or your … shall we say … tenacity.
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6:12 am
Right, right, because you’re a humble to a fault, the sweetest cupcake ever baked, and know nothing.
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2:06 am
“…Stephenson’s imagination…”
Speaking of Billings, where has he been for the past…Month or so?
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2:38 am
I don’t know. Maybe Claire does. I think she’s friends with him on Facebook.
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