Financial Turmoil In Europe Leads To Homosexuality Being Made Mandatory In All EU States

mark waldron
• ChristWire
June 4, 2012 6:38 pm126 comments

Brussells, Germany 16.06pm June 1st 2012

Looks like the financial collapse in Europe has finally driven their leaders completely insane.

President of Europe Jean-Claude Van Damme said on Saturday: “Due to the increasingly dire state of our economy I have come to the conclusion that there are simply too many people on this island. In consultation with my European partners I have devised a highly organized and structured plan to lower the population drastically before prolonged food and water shortages become more common. With immediate effect, all heterosexual activity must cease in all EU countries. I understand only too well that as Europeans our carnal lust and insatiable sexual fantasies aren’t just going to go away, so all adult males in the same zone must now mandatorily engage in homosexual activity to the point of ejaculation every six hours. Women will refrain from any and all sexual activity as they don’t really like it anyway. That way, heterosexuality shall become a thing of the past in Europe just like driving cars and yoga have disappeared following my legislation in February. That is all. You may return to your duties.”

Almost 4 million Americans are now in Europe and many are said to be cowering in their hotel rooms, terrified of the sickening perversion taking place all around them. It seems that all Europeans are now conforming to the new rules like the spineless weaklings we always knew they were. Like their Nazi fore-fathers before them, they’re “following orders” with ruthless efficiency. It’s sickening to think that the share prices of anal lubricant and butt-plugs reached an all time high on the French stock market in response to the news. France switched to full-blown homosexuality with great ease, having been bi-sexual for decades.

To the average Christian American these worrying developments in Europe seem incomprehensible and terrifying but remember we’re talking about Europeans here. Most Americans have had their suspicions about all Europeans for a very long time now. Hasn’t it crossed your mind every time you meet a European that he would all too easily ‘switch’ to homosexuality given half the chance? It’s crossed mine many times, and it now seems my suspicions were not ‘delusional paranoia’ after all.

At this very moment, many more Americans are planning a vacation to Europe to see the sights in the ‘effeminate city’ of Paris, France or the leather-clad Germans at the perpetual beer fest in Munich. Perhaps to see an opera in Budapest, or to wonder at the ancient Roman ruins of Tel Aviv.
No foreign threat has ever stopped an American from going wherever he wants whenever he chooses so if you’ve already booked your vacation I would strongly advise you to wear dark glasses at all times and to arm yourself with a bible in one hand and a .38 special in the other. If scripture doesn’t work, small gauge ordinance is usually sufficient to at least disable any homosexual I’ve ever encountered, and an under-nourished, European homosexual should go down pretty easy.

 

 

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126 Comments

  • when you start saying President of europe is Jean-CLaude Van damme … you already failed your whole article

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    • Nathan McFoss

      Whatever heathen. All these limeys have the same name anyways.

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      • As a “limey” I take offence to that. Us British have lots of different names. You obviously have no idea of the world outside America.

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        • That’s one thing you Poms are good at — taking offence. =)

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          • Us Poms tend not to whine on about religion and spout bigoted views. Two more things we rule at

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          • Really? Then why is the British government pouring so much money into religious schools?

            Why does the BNP get so many votes?

            And since when has gay marriage been legal in Britain? Oh, that’s right! It’s not!

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          • And tell me again how many seats in the unelected House of Lords are reserved for the clergy?

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          • Out of the government funded schools a minority are in fact faith schools. The funding varies from school to school and is really rather complicated and not based on religion.

            The BNP only got 1.9% of the votes and did not get a single seat. That is hardly a lot of votes. And they are despised by everyone I know and regularly ridiculed.

            Although technically the law does not recognise marriage between same-sex couples, Britain has civil partnerships between same-sex couples. People in a civil partnership are entitled to the same rights as a marriage. The only real differences I found were that they don’t get courtesy titles and the registration certificate doesn’t actually need to be signed in public for a civil partnership. Practically marriage in all but name.

            And there are a total of 26 religious seats in the house of lords out of a total 788 odd seats. Which is roughly only 3%.

            Didn’t say there weren’t bigots or religious people just said in general we don’t spout these at people.

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          • So, to recap:

            * The British government is pouring billions of pounds of taxpayers’ money into religious schools in which Christian and Muslim ideologues teach creationism, among various other unscientific ideologies.

            * Nearly 2 per cent of Britons vote for a neo-fascist party because the party of Margaret Thatcher isn’t neo-fascist enough for them. And that’s not counting UKIP voters.

            * Gay marriage is illegal.

            * Some 3 per cent of your entirely unelected upper house of parliament is reserved solely for the clergy of your official state religion.

            Jolly good show! Carry on, old bean!

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          • Not at all what I said.

            Those billions of pounds of tax payers money gets poured into ALL state-funded schools. And only a small number are religious and those schools do not usually teach an exclusive religious out look on the world. The state decides the bulk of the curriculum for all government funded schools.

            That nearly 2% that BNP got was of the people who actually bothered to vote not of all British. Our country has quite a few people who can’t/don’t/failed to vote.

            Gay Marriage practically exists as Civil Partnership, they share all the same rights and benefits (even gets called gay marriage by some people) but due to some arcane definition of Marriage it can’t get legally called a Marriage.

            That 3% is for RELIGIOUS seats. All the major religions get representatives. As the major figure heads get voted in by the people running those religious institutions those seats aren’t entirely unelected. There is also debate as to whether these seats should still exist.

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          • * Billions of pounds goes straight in to faith schools. In 2005 alone, Gordon Brown OKed and extra 1 billion pounds just for capital works on faith schools — over and above the billions of pounds they were already getting.

            * OK, it was only 2 per cent of those who actually bothered to vote who voted for the BNP. So you are saying that Britons who can’t be arsed voting are less fascist, on average, than Britons who can? Jolly good!

            How many voted for the UKIP, by the way? The UKIP is merely the BNP for fascists who consider themselves better than street-level skinheads.

            * “That 3% is for RELIGIOUS seats. All the major religions get representatives.”

            Not true. The Lords Spiritual are all bishops of the Church of England.

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lords_Spiritual

            “As the major figure heads get voted in by the people running those religious institutions those seats aren’t entirely unelected.”

            They’re elected by the people for whom those seats are reserved. There’s no democracy there.

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          • Jonny its okay, no matter how many facts you tell her, she still won’t be able to comprehend them. I think she’s still trying to figure out basic math. She lives in america, a country known for its conservatives to be ignorant, and pretty much do-your-sister-stupid. As you can see, another conservative american trying to spread lies about another country, where she knows nothing about. She tries to prove something that’s completely based in her brain. Its pretty much like me saying: “because theres public schools in america most of the funding goes to those schools instead of christian school, ergo God does not like america, because there a bunch of hypocrits..” That of course is only me trying to speak like how exbrony does against her own nation and religion.

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          • Love&Luck,

            None of what you say about me is true. If you had actually read the comments you would know that.

            BTW, I’m male and Australian. Get it right.

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        • Annabelle Koch Annabelle Koch

          Well Jonny (Incorrectly spelled due to the lack of education opportunities in the EU) what would be the point of that? America and God’s chosen people who live here are much to busy solving mankind’s global problems such as hunger, disease, the economy, the Zombie Apocalypse, and ending war to pay much attention to what goes on elsewhere. And while the USA moves humanity forward, in the EU you primitive back-assward people have enforced compulsory homosexuality on your citizens. Europe in so many ways is still in the Dark Ages.

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          • There is no Zombie Apocalypse. It’s not happening and won’t happen till the government screws up. And America love starting wars, not ending them. And the economy is still bad because of Bush. One last thing, you know nothing of the EU outside of what false articles on Christwire tell you.

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          • Well Annabelle. Firstly Jonny is short for Jonathan I will not add a random “H” after the “o” because I feel like it is idiotic at best. Also everyone I know who goes by the name Jonny spells it that way. Everyone else also spells it that way. Maybe if I spelt my name Johnathan I’d add a “h” but as I don’t I will not. Johnny also seems more American for some reason don’t quite know why.

            America is not trying to solve world hunger or disease. Nowhere really is mainly because it isn’t economically viable. Doesn’t make enough cash. Zombies are not real. America has a habit of starting wars rather than ending them. Europe is far from the dark ages. Homosexuality is not compulsory. The EU is far from primitive. Europe is in every way as advanced as America.

            As for the point of having a clue about the rest of the world. The point is really rather simple. It is necessary. The world is becoming more connected and this makes it vital to have some understanding of different cultures. It also makes it seem like you aren’t a massive arrogant self-important twat. Which means people are more likely to respect/take you seriously.

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    • Quite right. The writer obviously has no idea about the way that Europen politics works, there are human rights that dictate that the government CAN NOT control the choices of the population. We have complete discretion over what our sexuality is. It is enormously insulting to me as a British Christian (I am straight) being told that our government and greater poweres (For the uneducated Ammaricans the E.U and such like) have a say in what I feel or believe. And anyway the amount of gay population is much much higher in America, even if you take percentage. If you by any means think this is true, you should not have dropped out of school hence you would have had a decent education and understood politics of other countries. Another benifit would be that you might understand gramma. But I guess you are too busy eating your fast food to care. Funny thing is that you say that we are spineless, but we don’t feel the need to have an arsenal of guns to “protect” our properties, we don’t live in fear like you do. Aywhayse how spineless are the 4 million cowwering americans in hotel rooms? Also what’s this about cars and yoga being band in legislation? Infact if anything the NAZI’s are more your fore fathers than ours, so that point is absolutely rubbish. Also you suggest to shoot them with small gauge ordinance instead of using scripture, THIS IS SIN. It goes against the Bellum iustum (which is Christian guidance to war (which it would be if anything in the above article was true) and how to justify it) you being an American that follows the military’s creed you should know about this. A friendly tip; if you tried to bring a .38 specal into Brition you would not get two steps off the plane before a fire ams officer had planted a coupple of rounds into your scull. I fell that I also should point out that it would be The Americans in this situation as their economy is in much worse state, and population density decided by total food production (not Inc exported goods) per hecter is a worringly low number (ie the Americans soon will be short of food, made worse by the amount they eat!) poor show.

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      • mark waldron mark waldron

        Your muddled logic is obviously a result of habitual drug use and has no place in the house of our Sweet Lord Jesus H. Christ. Sober up and repent your errant ways, Briton. Do this for the greater glory of God, and to improve your job prospects.

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        • How is this logic muddeled in any way? I have never used drugs as I treat my body like a temple as MY God told me too. Obviously with your logic YOU ARE THE DRUG RIDDLED MORON. Just so you know my job prospects couldn’t be better, God guided me to be at the top of my game and I am, unlike you. Its you that needs to see the way the life and the TRUTH, please think about how immoral what you are doing is and repent.

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          • mark waldron mark waldron

            Another Brit pervert who thinks he’s perfect. Great. That’s just what we all need around here – a good, hearty belly-laugh at your astonishing arrogance and far-fetched delusions of grandeur.

            So, you treat your body like a temple? Just because you let random people off the street enter it at will and for free doesn’t make it a temple, sonny-boy.

            Your job prospects ‘couldn’t be better’? I wish you the best of luck with your future career as a male-only masseur in the festering sweat-box of London town.

            You may well be at the top of your game but your game is all-male intimate encounters for the stressed British executive and I can assure you God didn’t guide you there. Drugs did.

            In your case, the WAY is out. The LIFE is perversion and the TRUTH is more than your feeble mind can handle.

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        • As I didn’t have the option to reply to “Another Brit pervert who thinks he’s perfect. Great. That’s just what we all need around here – a good, hearty belly-laugh at your astonishing arrogance and far-fetched delusions of grandeur.

          So, you treat your body like a temple? Just because you let random people off the street enter it at will and for free doesn’t make it a temple, sonny-boy.

          Your job prospects ‘couldn’t be better’? I wish you the best of luck with your future career as a male-only masseur in the festering sweat-box of London town.

          You may well be at the top of your game but your game is all-male intimate encounters for the stressed British executive and I can assure you God didn’t guide you there. Drugs did.

          In your case, the WAY is out. The LIFE is perversion and the TRUTH is more than your feeble mind can handle.” I am going to do it here.

          In what way am I perverted? (hint none) I most sertinaley don’t think I’m perfect, only God is but unlike you I can accept this. Just to point this blatantly obvious thing out to you, you are the arrogant farfetched delusionist. FYI I have never let anyone ‘enter it at will’, just because you do something doesn’t mean that it’s right and normal. I can find a good Shrink (I believe this is the term you use) to help you stop.

          About my job: I am not a masseur, I don’t work or live near London (take note that London is less of a ‘festering sweat-box than New York. Its also a city not a town). I will reiterate this God guided me to this job and that drugs couldnt have as I have never taken them.

          The Way the Life and the Truth are God, please, please look for it. AGAIN just because it’s your view doesn’t mean that I believe “the WAY is out. The LIFE is perversion and the TRUTH is more than my feeble mind can handle.”.

          God can and will save you from your druink,ing drug taking, hartless body. ALL you have to do is ask. Please for your sake do it, He is a loving God he will forgive you. Repent.

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  • mark waldron mark waldron

    Who do you think the President of Europe is?

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    • Europe doesn’t have a president. It is a continent made up of lots of different countries, each with their own laws.

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      • mark waldron mark waldron

        Utter nonsense. Europe is a corrupt and bankrupt ‘superstate’ wedged between Soviet Russia, Israel and the Arctic Circle with a French national named Jean-Claude as its figurehead.

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        • As a life-long European citizen (born, raised and still proudly living in the UK) I can say with 100% certainty that what you are claiming is completely incorrect. Soviet Russia hasn’t existed since the fall of communism in Western Europe in 1990. Jean-Claude Van Damme is a BELGIAN martial artist, actor and director. Even checked to see if there was another Jean-Claude Van Damme, the answer is no, at least not a famous one.

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          • I’m not sure how comfortable I am with a “proud life-long European citizen” posting here. ChrisTwire mods, could you please place a tracking cookie on this Eurosexual?

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          • I’ve been posting on this site for a few years now Erich. As is my right what with it being a website on the World Wide Web

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          • I guess it’s okay for now…but we’ve got our eye on you. That’s what the tracking cookie is for.

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          • And a tracking cookie would do what for you? You’re not the cops. You should not be getting into other people’s business. Just because he’s European you have no right or cause.

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          • Also Erich,

            Eurosexual… Really you are going to use that phrase now? Broken down it suggests I’m sexually attracted to Europeans. As Europe is a diverse continent this distinction doesn’t really make that much sense. Also I never stated an ethnic preference, I prefer not to limit my tastes in people to a specific continent. Where a person comes from has no involvement in whether or not I find them attractive.

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          • mark waldron mark waldron

            So now you’re European AND British? You really are one mixed-up kid. You should get down on your knees and thank the Sweet Lord Jesus Christ that Britain is not part of Europe and therefore is not subject to these new laws. Yet.
            Maybe it’s because Britain is so close to Europe that you’ve been infected with the liberal, unGodly agenda.
            Following your shocking outbursts on this forum I have to tell you that your chances of finding a safe, Christian sanctuary in the CONUS are increasingly slim. By now you must be aware that our brave security agencies monitor all communications eminating from suspect nations such as yours. When the Day of Reckoning comes you will likely find yourself without an American lifeboat to save you from the depravity that Europe is now very clearly descending into.
            May God have mercy on your soul.

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          • For the love of all that is good and right in the world. You really have no knowledge of anything outside your little bubble do you?

            You can be European and British. In fact technically due to BRITAIN BEING IN EUROPE it is impossible not to be European if you are British.

            You ever seen the front cover of a British Passport? It has United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland stamped on it. You know what’s above that? A nice little reminder all written in caps and gold writing saying European Union. Guess that this means that we’re part of the European Union.

            None of my “shocking outbursts” are enough to cause any alarm. Nothing I have said on this site constitutes a threat to security. I could if I really wanted to travel to and find sanctuary in the US. What have I said that justifies a shocking outburst? I would like quotes from me of what passes with you as a shocking outburst as they’ve been pretty tame compared to some of the other commentators on this site.

            Also being liberal. Not an evil thing. It is an accepting thing. It is actually the correct path and many of the core “values” of various religions are actually aimed at a liberal point of view, what with most basically saying we should be kind and nice to others despite various differences.

            I am liberal because my parents raised me to believe that the way to get along well in life is to not be a d*** to others because they are different. They, rather rightly, raised me to accept people for who and what they were. Not to discriminate against anyone no matter what race, religion, (here I may get scoffs of people saying that I don’t accept the christwire lot but due to the way in which I was raised I cannot stand the intolerant and will openly express my disgust, in short it isn’t your religion it is your intolerance I hate) sexuality, gender and nationality.

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          • mark waldron mark waldron

            If you think the United States of America is a ‘little bubble’ you are either insane or on drugs or probably both. If you are ever brave enough to come and visit this ‘little bubble’ you will likely find yourself staring down both barrels of Jesus Christ and The Republican Party.
            My advice to your drug-ravaged mind is to find a quiet corner away from the incessant rave music and concentrate on the Book of Revelations until God decides what to do with you.

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          • The “little bubble” isn’t America. It is whatever idealised version of the world you live in populated solely by Americans like you and incorrect stereotypes. I think I shall name it Idiotic Bigot Land. And again I state I’m not a drug-user.

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        • Also Russia is actually a part of the continent of Europe

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      • Nathan McFoss

        You poor misguided fool. Next you’ll be saying that Africa isn’t a country.

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        • It’s a continent. Not a country. Egypt, Kenya, Zimbabwe, etc. Are countries.

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  • mark waldron mark waldron

    Britain is a small island off the coast of Europe. It’s not even part of the European ‘superstate’ and doesn’t even use the same currency. And if you really think Soviet Russia has gone away you’re living in a fools paradise.
    My advice to you would be to put down your marijuana bong and wake up to whats going on in the ‘Eurozone’. Also, I wouldn’t plan any trips to France unless you relish the idea of being anally raped by gangs of Frenchmen.
    FYI Jean-Claude Van Damme was indeed an actor in the 1980′s. He is now President of Europe. Have you never heard of Ronald Reagan?

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    • Europe has no president. It’s not even a country. It’s a mix of many countries.

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    • Mark Waldron

      Britain is a part of Europe. It is even one of the 27 countries of the European Union. There are roughly 50 odd countries in Europe. Not every country in Europe uses the same currency and the Euro as a currency hasn’t actually been around for that long, only since 1999. The Euro is actually only the official currency of 17 countries in Europe. The Eurozone is used SOLELY to describe these 17 countries.

      The Soviet Union has ended. Pick up a history book once in a while. Russia is no longer communist.

      I don’t do drugs, never have never will.

      I’ve been to France twice already. Wasn’t raped. I’ve known many people who’ve been to France. None of them were raped. They know many people who have been to France and still no rape.

      FYI Jean-Claude Van Damme is still an actor and hasn’t even mentioned about going into politics.

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      • Annabelle Koch Annabelle Koch

        @ Jonny what did you mean when you wrote… “Britain is a part of Europe. It is even one of the 27 countries of the European Union. There are roughly 50 odd countries in Europe.” Really?

        We too have maps of your depressed socialist-commie manarchy and know Europe is made up of France, Spain and England. How typically arrogant of the British, always boasting of their rather humble progress in the world and expecting everyone on the planet to take notice. Wishful thinking JoHnny.

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        • When I said Britain is part of Europe I meant just that.

          The 27 countries part meant that the European Union has 27 countries in it.

          The 50 countries part meant there are 50 countries in Europe.

          All self explanatory and true.

          Your maps are out-dated and wildly inaccurate if they suggest that Europe is made up of just France, Spain and England.

          I never, in this post at least, boasted about Britain (until now). As for humble progress in the world, pick up a book on British history once in a while. You could learn a lot from it, mainly about the various and quite vital progress that occurred in our little islands. You’ve got industrial progress, great writers, great musicians, artists, scientific discoveries, technological advances, medical advances and much more all thanks to a small group of islands.

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          • “You’ve got industrial progress, great writers, great musicians, artists,”

            … civil war, religious terror, mad despots, depraved torturers, murderous colonialism, the slave trade, the invasion, occupation and centuries-long oppression of Ireland, child labour, the workhouses, the appeasement of Hitler, the British Union of Fascists, race riots, football hooliganism, the Daily Mail, a national alcohol problem and infamously poor dentistry.

            You’re right — it’s quite a story!

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          • mark waldron mark waldron

            I must say I’m finding it incrasingly difficult to follow your drug-infused thought processes, Jonny.

            “industrial progress, great writers, great musicians, artists, scientific discoveries, technological advances, medical advances and much more all thanks to a small group of islands”

            What, in the name of Mitt Romney are you blathering about? I’m prepared to accept that it’s allegedly a beautiful place with some fascinating history, welcoming people and interesting local customs and traditional food but the plain fact of the matter is that the ‘small group of islands’ you refer to (presumably Polynesia) have offered very little to the advancement of mankind.

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          • All countries have their shady past that they would rather not admit to. Many of those points can be attributed to many other countries. I like the fact you included the Daily Mail amongst some seriously shady stuff. I happen to find it a shameful newspaper spouting rubbish and doubt they will ever shut up about Diana. The poor dentistry is more stereotype but we’ve discussed that before and I don’t wish to return to that discussion again so leaving it at that.

            Also those points technically aid my point as I was disagreeing that Britain should be dismissed as a humble country just glossed over briefly a few positive as examples. The negative also supports the claim. Never outright stated it wasn’t a bloody history just more significant than suggested.

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          • All countries have a bullshit national myth of their own greatness. Don’t buy into yours too much =)

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          • Mark Waldron

            It is incredibly clear you are not following a word I have said from the beginning. The “small group of islands” is actually the British Isles. I wouldn’t randomly jump from talking about Britain to discussion Polynesia. I may on occasion be random but I’m not that random

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          • mark waldron mark waldron

            I see. So the United Kingdom is a small group of islands you say? You refer to them as the ‘British Isles’. You’re the one who needs to dust down your history books, Jonny. The very term ‘British Isles’ is an archaic name from your bombastic, imperial past. Perhaps it’s you who are living in a ‘little bubble’. I wonder how the fine folks of the Republic of Ireland would react to the news of a British subject using such an out-dated, racist term as the ‘British Isles’.

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          • Speaking of bombastic, I was watching the British people all throw Queen Elizabeth a big ol’ party and waste money buying her a new boat and renaming Big Ben after her. Don’t they still owe us American reparations?

            Just like how black slave descendents can get all they are owed, I think America should file reparations against the UK. We should also put the Royal Family on trial for crimes against humanity. Causing global tyranny and mayhem, burning down our White House and all the other nonsense they did in the name of war, let alone all their lesser colonies, they honestly got off too easy and with the way they were wasting money on the rotten Royals yesterday, apparently they are not grounded enough. America should either ground them with a trial or just nuke one of their castles, to make up for when they and their little Canadian flunkies attacked DC.

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          • Mark Waldron

            I used British Isles to include the Irish part of my heritage. I was referring to the Whole area and including Ireland due to shared yet admittedly troubled history. I am well aware it is outdated and just used for ease once rather than state every island that it covers. Much like most people to the peoples of the USA as Americans when America is actually two different continents (North and South America)

            Exbrony

            I don’t buy into my national myth. I know that the country has had some great achievements, which cannot be denied. However I also am well aware of its brutal past that should not be forgotten.

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          • mark waldron mark waldron

            “I used British Isles to include the Irish part of my heritage. I was referring to the Whole area and including Ireland due to shared yet admittedly troubled history.”

            Some 76 million people in the United States proudly consider themselves Irish. Not a single one of them would use your perjorative, racist term ‘British Isles’. How is it logical to suggest that the term includes your Irish heritage when the opposite is the case? It actually denies your Irish heritage by ignoring the existance of the soverign Irish Republic. It’s yet another example of British arrogance and wishful thinking. Face it, Johnny, your empire is dead and your insistence on hanging on to your racist, brutal past is a fantasy. The British will continue to be ignored and ridiculed around the world until this fantasy is deleted from your highly selective memory.
            America is no longer a British colony, neither is India, Ireland, Australia, Canada or any other place you Brits used to push around.

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    • Nathan McFoss

      Don’t compare the world’s greatest hero to that commie!

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  • Christian Intellectual

    These are Terrible news…

    The Homosexuals are responsible for all the world wars, if we don’t stop them soon they will start another war.

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    • Homosexuals have never caused a war. Ever. Christians and religion on the other hand have. If we don’t stop religion soon it will start another!

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      • Christian Intellectual

        Christianity has NEVER started a SINGLE WAR !!!

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        • Crusades and WW2.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            Crusades was started by a Islam a group of people who whorship a demon named “allah” and a pedophile prophet.

            WW2 was started by Hitler a pedophile, HOMOSEXUAL !

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          • “he Crusades are most commonly linked to the political and social situation in 11th-century Europe, the rise of a reform movement within the papacy, and the political and religious confrontation of Christianity and Islam in Europe and the Middle East. Christianity had spread throughout Europe, Africa, and the Middle East in Late Antiquity, but by the early 8th century Christian rule had become limited to Europe and Anatolia after the Muslim conquests. ”

            And Hitler had Christian and Catholic views. Mostly Christian. So you can blame Christianity for the death of millions.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            The Crusades were started by the Catholic Church to convert (rather brutally) those that didn’t follow Christianity.

            Hitler was a Lutheran. Which is a branch of Christianity and wasn’t homosexual. He had negative view on homosexuality. They were amongst the many groups that were targeted by the Nazi party.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            Who do you think started the confrontations between Islam and Christianity ? ISLAM !!!!

            They wanted revenge after we defeated their heathen hoards with only 300 christian Spartans.

            Nope, Hitler was a Homosexual/Pedophile he was not a Christian.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Um Hitler was in fact christian he even would say it to his followers. And he was not homosexual. If he knew of anyone being gay they were sent to the concentration camps as well as the jews and anyone who disagreed with him.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            Johnny:
            “and wasn’t homosexual. He had negative view on homosexuality”

            WRONG !

            Hitler was a closeted homosexual, like Obama.

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hidden_Hitler

            http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/05/top_social_conservative.php

            http://constitutionalistnc.tripod.com/hitler-leftist/id12.html

            http://www.whale.to/b/myth1.html

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          • “They wanted revenge after we defeated their heathen hoards with only 300 christian Spartans” Wow so now they were time travellers?

            Christianity didn’t even begin until 6 centuries after Ancient Greek period. Sparta itself was disestablished roughly 150 years before Christ. The battle which you are talking about, the battle of Thermopylae I’m assuming, took place around 480 BCE(or BC if you prefer).

            Also there may have only been 300 Spartans but what you’ve forgotten was that they weren’t alone as the movie 300 suggests. Out-numbered, yes vastly, alone no. There were still about 1,400 under Leonidas’ control on the final day. The majority of which were killed (including all 300 Spartans)

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          • “Crusades was started by a Islam a group of people who whorship a demon named “allah” and a pedophile prophet.”

            No, it was started by a bunch of psychopathic ‘Christians’ much like yourself and Cultwire, because you’re absolutely intolerant of other people’s beliefs and views.

            “WW2 was started by Hitler a pedophile, HOMOSEXUAL !”

            Hitler was neither gay nor a pedophile.

            “Who do you think started the confrontations between Islam and Christianity ? ISLAM !!!!”

            Fairly certain it was Christianity, considering how it was rapidly becoming a popular religion.

            “They wanted revenge after we defeated their heathen hoards with only 300 christian Spartans.”

            Wait, are you talking about the events that “300″ was based on? You might want to look at a history book, moron, you got all of the details wrong (except for maybe the number of Spartans there).

            “Nope, Hitler was a Homosexual/Pedophile he was not a Christian.”

            Explain why he had a wife, executed homosexuals, and said that Jesus was an Aryan just like how he wanted the rest of the country to become.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            I already posted some links proving that Hitler was gay, my comment is waiting moderation.

            Obviously he was married to HIDE HIS HOMOSEXUALITY !

            The Nazi party was formed in a Gay bar and Hitler’s elite soldiers were homosexuals.

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          • You call that proof? That is some random guy stating things that he didn’t even back up. That video has not helped your argument at all.

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          • “I already posted some links proving that Hitler was gay, my comment is waiting moderation.”

            Going to some homophobic asshole who wants to use blanket statements and compare gay people Hitler is not proof.

            “Obviously he was married to HIDE HIS HOMOSEXUALITY !”

            You’re still not explaining the part where he killed other gay people in addition to a number of others. I’m only buying the hiding part because there are quite a few homophobic Conservative Christians who have come out of the closet recently.

            “The Nazi party was formed in a Gay bar and Hitler’s elite soldiers were homosexuals.”

            No and no. You can’t just say shit about history and think it’s true. You can’t deny the truth in favor of your delusions.

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          • That video you posted is not poof. It is just someone spouting opinion that is not backed up by proof. I don’t trust a video posted by a user called RightWingWatchdotorg to have any idea of what constitutes proper research.

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          • Eurosexual Jonny says “I don’t trust a video posted by a user called RightWingWatchdotorg to have any idea of what constitutes proper research.”

            If *you* had any idea of what constitutes proper research you would know that http://www.rightwingwatch.org/ is a project of People for the American Way, a well-known left-wing advocacy group that has been fighting the religious right in the US for more than 30 years.

            You would probably actually enjoy the website.

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          • OK then maybe the group is actually left wing but still don’t trust the guy in the video, which is what I was really saying.

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          • “Eurosexual Jonny says ”

            Ponysexual Exbrony says blah blah blah. See, we can do it too, it’s not that hard.

            “If *you* had any idea of what constitutes proper research you would know that http://www.rightwingwatch.org/ is a project of People for the American Way, a well-known left-wing advocacy group that has been fighting the religious right in the US for more than 30 years.”

            All you did was say that they’ve been trying to oppress people and spread their homophobia and hypocrisy for more than 30 years.

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          • Are you really that dumb, LN?

            Read what I wrote:

            “People for the American Way, a well-known LEFT-WING advocacy group that has been FIGHTING the RELIGIOUS RIGHT in the US for more than 30 years.”

            Keep steppin’ on those rakes, Sideshow Bob!

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          • Christian Intellectual

            Guys why can’t you handle the Truth ?

            If you radicals do a little research you crazies can find several books proving that he was a Gay and a “coprophile” (L.N. knows what this means)

            http://constitutionalistnc.tripod.com/hitler-leftist/id12.html

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          • @Exbrony

            Fair enough, you’ve got a point. Considering that most of what you say is nothing more than support towards all of the hatred that Cultwire while completely ignoring all of their mistakes (I’ve never seen you jump in and correct anyone from Cultwire about their version of history or basic facts), it’s quite easy to dismiss anything you say. It also doesn’t help when CI posted the video from a source that actually hates the group that they showed the video of.

            “Guys why can’t you handle the Truth ?”

            Why are you against everything that’s good and true in this world?

            “If you radicals do a little research you crazies can find several books proving that he was a Gay and a “coprophile” (L.N. knows what this means)”

            I actually looked up what a ‘coprophile’ was, and I think it’s showing of you when you’re the one who’s using the ‘fancy terms’ for someone with a shit fetish. You also shouldn’t be telling people to do research when all you’re capable of doing is sticking tin foil in your brain and going to the most biased sources imaginable.

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          • Yes some historians debate that he may have been secretly gay or bisexual. Some claim he was asexual, but still more state he was heterosexual.

            The link that you provided was to a book called the pink swastika, written by Scott Lively and Kevin Abrams. A book that is often criticised as being highly biased and selecting its research to support its views by a large number of academic historians.

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          • “Fair enough, you’ve got a point.”

            Well, thank you!

            “it’s quite easy to dismiss anything you say”

            You always dismiss everything I say and it always comes back to bite you in the arse because I trade in real facts.

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          • “You always dismiss everything I say and it always comes back to bite you in the arse because I trade in real facts.”

            You’ve only been right like, what, twice now? All you do is dismiss others and completely ignore the stupidity of Cultwire. You bitch about the language or grammar of others, and yet the grammatical errors that CI and Adam have made you just completely gloss over, as well as ignore their language entirely.

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          • Oh CI your posting on that account again did you forget you had it when posting on ms. pony?

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          • Christian Intellectual

            KBLME:

            ?????????

            Sorry, I don’t understand terrorist (muslim).

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          • “You’ve only been right like, what, twice now?”

            I think you’ll find that I’ve been right every single time. You’re the one who keeps stepping on the rakes.

            And enough of that “bitch” talk please. Can’t you use non-gendered language to get your points across?

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          • CI,

            KBLME isn’t a Muslim. He is an idiot who thinks that Muslims worship Mohammed as a god.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            “KBLME isn’t a Muslim. He is an idiot who thinks that Muslims worship Mohammed as a god.”

            So he is a radical like L.N. ?

            These atheists have NO respect, they are evil, hateful bigots.

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          • “These atheists have NO respect, they are evil, hateful bigots”

            The phrase pot calling the kettle black springs to mind for some reason.

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          • “So he is a radical like L.N. ?”

            I don’t think KBLME has the intellectual capacity to comprehend radical ideas.

            I suspect he is a case of foetal alcohol syndrome.

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          • Nathan McFoss

            Maybe KBRME is the result of foetal alcohol syndrome.

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          • Is there an echo in here?

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          • “I think you’ll find that I’ve been right every single time. You’re the one who keeps stepping on the rakes.”

            You sure you aren’t a ‘Christian’? You’ve got the ego of one.

            “And enough of that “bitch” talk please. Can’t you use non-gendered language to get your points across?”

            So the word ‘bitch’ is extremely offensive to you and you believe it’s a derogatory term towards women, and yet you have absolutely no care in the world whenever a Cultwire member talks down to women everywhere.

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          • Oh hi, Claire.

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        • What do you call the crusades?

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      • Nathan McFoss

        How many wars did those Roman queers cause? Or did you forget they also killed the son of god?

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  • No. Just no. The simple response to this article is no.

    Now I have the tl;dr version out of the way time to destroy your “article” with facts.

    Europe hasn’t actually reached financial collapse just yet it is at worst on the verge. So is America. So is every country in the world. It is a global recession.

    Jean-Claude Van Damme is an actor not a politician. There is no one leader of Europe what with it being a continent of largely independent countries. It isn’t a single island there are a number of different islands.

    There was no announcement of making homosexuality mandatory. There is no way that the governments of Europe would make a sexual preference illegal. That would be considered against a person’s human rights.

    Europeans drive cars and still do yoga. The cars that we drive are far better for the environment and give off far less carbon dioxide than the cars in America. Unlike a number of Americans who will drive five minutes rather than walk the extra couple of minutes it would take.

    Europeans are far from spineless weaklings as you seem to think. We just don’t feel the need to get involved and invade every country that isn’t run the way we want it or that has oil fields.

    The Nazis weren’t following orders they were the ones giving them. Nazi was a political party. It was a dictatorship, thin with dictatorships is it is follow orders in the least submit completely and don’t speak against the dictator or die. No middle ground allowed.

    Nice to see you’ve got each Europe down to a single point. Good sticking to stereotypes because everyone knows they are never wrong. Just so you know Tel Aviv is a city in Israel which is Asia.

    As a continent Europe is well aware of Americans going wherever you want. Many of us wish it wasn’t true. Also if travelling to Europe, it is important to note that very few (almost no one) can transport a gun into a different country, and in a large number of countries it is illegal for the majority of people (pretty much everyone) to wander around with a gun. And shooting people, regardless of their sexuality, is classed as murder. If you shot someone for being homosexual you’ve got the additional count of it being a hate crime. You wander around with a bible you may get a wide berth anyway, at least in the UK. Most don’t really like people shoving their beliefs or being hassled by overly religious bible-spouting people who will always aim to convert them against their will and will go out of their way to avoid a person carrying a bible, quoting scripture.

    I recommend actually doing some research before you go on about a CONTINENT you clearly have no knowledge about it makes you seem like another arrogant American who has no knowledge of the outside world as he is too lazy to move five feet from his TV. If your going to use stereotypes might as well use one myself.

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    • Nathan McFoss

      You’re calling Americans spineless? Are you saying god chose the wrong country? If you don’t like America, you can get out. You know we do everything better, including homosexuality. Obviously you’ve never been over seas, otherwise you would carry god with you.

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      • No I never called Americans spineless. If anything I called them the (wrongly) self-appointed police of the world and incredibly lazy. However both times I stressed these were stereotypes or how the world sees America. I did not say I agree with these points. I in fact think like all other stereotypes they are cruel and usually incorrect. More pointing out that the author’s choice to stereotype Europe was as wrong as all the stereotypes the US.

        God did not choose America. It is not the chosen land. Stop getting all high and mighty about your own country.

        For not liking America. Again not stated. Never been so don’t know if I like the country. As for your comment about getting out of America. The occasional use of “we” in my comment whilst discussing Europe suggests I am not in America but somewhere in Europe.

        America doesn’t do everything better. Besides that is a subjective viewpoint rather than objective. As for doing homosexuality better, how would you measure that? I’d take doing homosexuality better to include accepting it as a lifestyle. Which is something Americans tend not to do as well as the Europeans.

        As for being overseas. I’ve been overseas actually, admittedly not as much as I would like, but I’ve still travelled to various countries and left Europe, before you jump to the conclusion that I haven’t left my home continent.

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        • mark waldron mark waldron

          And so, predictably enough you show your true colors, Jonny.
          Your brain-washed liberal ideas have clearly been implanted in your brain during the degenerate ‘education’ you people receive from birth. You should also find out what exactly is in British tap water.
          You freely admit that you’ve never even visited the CONUS but have visited France more than once. How could you possibly have any idea what our values are?
          Known worldwide for their deviant sneakiness, the French have further warped your perception of reality by permanently altering the chemical make-up of your brain with their fungal, hallucinogenic cheeses and LSD spiked wine. Face it, you don’t really know for sure whether you were anally raped by gangs of marauding Frenchmen, do you?

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          • I may have never been to the US yet but I happen to have an informed idea about America. I’ve seen various documentaries about the country, the people, the leaders, the political parties, as I have with a number of other countries, I have an interest in travelling and in the connected world it is best to have a working knowledge of other countries. If it wasn’t for monetary restraints I would be travelling right now. I think you will find I never actually stated any concrete opinions on America or Americans as a whole. Just a select few bigots and stated a stereotype which I explained I did not agree with.

            I went as a young teenager to France. Both times with school. Can guarantee I wasn’t raped due to the fact never wandered off in a group smaller than five other people and never too far from teachers.

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          • You’ve been to France as a schoolboy?

            Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

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          • mark waldron mark waldron

            So, you’re ‘informed’ about the United States by your communist state broadcaster BBC? Your many and varied delusions are beginning to form a complex matrix pattern that no doubt will become a hammer and sickle as your nascent insanity deepens still further.
            I’ll dedicate my after-lunch prayers to the salvation of your soul.

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          • Exbrony

            Yes I went to France as a Schoolboy. And no I will not sleep with you tonight.

            Mark Waldron

            I am informed through various sources including American made documentaries and the occasional news broadcast both UK and US based. I have had good friends travel and heard back about their experiences. The BBC isn’t communist. As for praying for my soul. I’d rather you didn’t, it is fine, don’t need or want some bigot praying for it.

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          • Oh Claire, you’re just showing your ignorance of pop culture.

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  • Annabelle Koch Annabelle Koch

    Jonny what planet do you live on? The British are a conquered people, humbled by the tip of the sword of justice, liberty and democracy, wielded by God’s mighty American forces. You HATE America because of the freedom we have here, a sacred Christian right that all men should have. The EU is so far behind the times compared to most the rest of the world. So Mother-America must do as we have always done by keeping your primitive nation under our protective wing, otherwise England would’ve fallen to the cancer of its own manarchy.

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    • I am living on Earth. It’s a planet you clearly haven’t visited. Britain is independent. We are far from under the control or protection of America. We have about as much freedom as America. Freedom isn’t a Christian right, it has been around far longer than Christianity, it is however a right all people should have. The EU is as far advanced as America except perhaps religiously speaking, Europe’s further along what with us being stereotypically more accepting of other religions. Britain is not primitive and has never been under the protective wing of America.

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      • mark waldron mark waldron

        More delusions of grandeur.
        Know why you’re so angry all the time? Because you know you’re wrong and your soul is tormenting you until you change your ways and take the right turn onto the path of righteousness. Until that time you’re doomed to a dreadful living hell of emotional and intellectual turmoil. I know you don’t want me to pray for you but I’m going to do it anyway. God bless your tormented soul.

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  • Eurotrash deserve what they get. They interbreed freely and dilute the gene pool. I’m surprised they can dress themselves. No wonder they require our money and technology to survive.

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    • mark waldron mark waldron

      They’re a bunch of perverted ingrates and fully deserve the apocalypse that is now upon them. I shall pray for their souls but their time on this earth is now surely finite.

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      • I almost feel bad for Jonny, in a way. Britain’s best and bravest were wiped out during WWII, leaving only a collection of cowardly tossers behind. These “men” were probably having a wank when their their fat and psychopathic wives sat down on it at the last minute, producing the deficient generation that we must now endure.

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        • I feel sorry for you. It must be exhausting and lonely being as bigoted as you are. Only so many times you can go on about how much you hate this or that group of people you have no idea about. Must take a lot of energy to maintain that much hate

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          • Nope. Burned about 1/2 a calorie typing out my brilliant slam. Did you catch the reference to a British classic rock band that I made especially for you?

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          • Yep I did catch the reference and wondered if it was intentional or just coincidental. Didn’t think christwire supporters approved of good music

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  • “President of Europe Jean-Claude Van Damme said on Saturday:”

    Then I guess the president of Brazil is Chuck Norris, right? ^o^

    “With immediate effect, all heterosexual activity must cease in all EU countries. I understand only too well that as Europeans our carnal lust and insatiable sexual fantasies aren’t just going to go away, so all adult males in the same zone must now mandatorily engage in homosexual activity to the point of ejaculation every six hours. Women will refrain from any and all sexual activity as they don’t really like it anyway.”

    Neat! So Europe is where you guys will travel to this summer and then winter! ^o^

    “It seems that all Europeans are now conforming to the new rules like the spineless weaklings we always knew they were. Like their Nazi fore-fathers before them, they’re “following orders” with ruthless efficiency. It’s sickening to think that the share prices of anal lubricant and butt-plugs reached an all time high on the French stock market in response to the news.”

    Following orders? And I think you can still find vaseline in shops….

    “To the average Christian American these worrying developments in Europe seem incomprehensible and terrifying but remember we’re talking about Europeans here. Most Americans have had their suspicions about all Europeans for a very long time now.”

    Then I guess Elton John, Ellen DeGeneres, Elvis Duran, Robert Eads, Angie Harmon, etc. are Europeans….

    “At this very moment, many more Americans are planning a vacation to Europe to see the sights in the ‘effeminate city’ of Paris, France or the leather-clad Germans at the perpetual beer fest in Munich.”

    Hurry up! Don’t stay behind!

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    • “Then I guess Elton John, Ellen DeGeneres, Elvis Duran, Robert Eads, Angie Harmon, etc. are Europeans….”

      Well you got one right, Elton John is English.

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      • mark waldron mark waldron

        Good point Jeb. In fact isn’t Elton John the Queen of England? Or Britain or the UK or the British Isles or whatever their irrelevant little kingdom is called this week?

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    • mark waldron mark waldron

      Brazil has absolutely nothing to do with this and it’s preposterous to suggest that Chuck Norris is the President of that country. What are you smoking?
      The rest of your nonsense appears to be a list of Z-list pervert ‘celebrities’ and your vaseline-smeared fantasies about them. Why don’t you go outside occassionally and stop rotting your brain with TV, internet and marijuana before you become just another product of the socialist, liberal agenda. It may already be too late.

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      • Brazil has a monkey for president.

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        • mark waldron mark waldron

          Or a nut. Maybe the monkey’s a nut.

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          • “Brazil has absolutely nothing to do with this and it’s preposterous to suggest that Chuck Norris is the President of that country. What are you smoking?”

            No more preposterous than saying Van Damme is the president of ….. Europe? Do continents as a whole have presidents?

            The lunacy is strong within you, guys. =]

            “In fact isn’t Elton John the Queen of England? Or Britain or the UK or the British Isles or whatever their irrelevant little kingdom is called this week?”

            Yeah, you’re nuts definitely. XD

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  • Devon Knight

    I can see the confusion on Chuck Norris there. Everyone knows that Steven Seagal performed a military coup in Brazil only last Thursday (Elton John will be performing at his inauguration in Brasilia this Sunday at 1:23pm (BST)) Rumour has it that Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven have been involved with each other for some time now and, although it’s been a somewhat tempestuous relationship – particularly that time when Jean Claude came home and said ‘ver is the fookane microvave oven, sweetie’ and Steven gave him some lame excuse about having to take it in to work to replace the one he accidentally broke trying to make lunch for a terrorist group, anyway, i digress. It’s believed Steven has the same plans for Brazil as he’s not happy about all that extra Euro-cock that Jean Claude is planning on bagging for himself under his new legislation

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  • Hilarous conversations. My first time posting on this website. That people could be that dumb… Not just the article but people, Americans,, Christians, and you all manage to tie you’re own shoes? Impressive!

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  • this is all a hugely overdone joke right?

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  • We have a kangaroo Prime Minister Lesbian Liberal.

    Hint: Sarcasm

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  • dingafookinling

    I lol’d ..

    USA .. where every person is Irish American, Italian American, Polish American etc

    …but no actual “American’s”.

    except for the natives you slaughtered to steal their land for food and oil.. and still have not redressed the issues.

    a theme you carry on today… except you can’t finish or win any wars now..

    I lol’d …

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  • “President of Europe”

    We´re not there yet, and a lot of people are not in a rush to get there.
    Also, calling a country a state is one thing, the population considering themselves as such is another.
    Too many people are still not Europeans, except maybe when put face to face with the U.S.

    As far as the financial turmoil goes, besides the well- mediatised problems i share the view of some of our politicians that Europe should establish their own rating-agencies.

    Speculation and manipulation should run both ways to keep things fair.

    Self-fulfilling prophecies do the rest.

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