God Cured Me of My 2nd Heart Attack
I am now on bed rest and have to keep this brief. As you know, last week I suffered a great grand malo heart attack and doctors say it was just too much stress. My heart is so big with love for all of you and all the people I am trying to save, that it just cannot keep up sometimes. I read the kind words my brother in Christ and adopted son, Dudson Williams, wrote about me and it makes my heart happy and makes it feel healed.
To all of you who had unkind words, know this. Old Abe still loves you and I cannot wait to start preaching again. In the interim while I recover I encourages all of you to keep the faith and keep warning sinners how they will burn in hell.
I heard that while I was down and not able to pray and preach, that some new gay viral drug called ‘bath salts’ (a normal man would only use Lava soap, not any froofy bath salts) has caused a new zombie Apocalypse to break out. I’ve seen some of the headlines but feel in my spirit my brothers and sisters in Christ, that while the gays share some natural blame in this we must also make sure we find some bands who are responsible too. Zombies are like mindless little dancing ravers, slobbering all over you and trying to eat up your daughter as they mindlessly gyrate to the rythm of Satan.
But I digress. I love you all and cannot wait to be back in full force.
Following is a eulogy song my friends Jimmy Eat World were to perform if I had passed, but we will save this song for others who need comfort right now and not as fortunate as I.
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- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
Follow me on twitters. Poke me as your New Friend on Facebook!!
9:10 pm
ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF?
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9:10 pm
WHY DO YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF JAMES MCAVOY IN PENELOPE HERE?
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9:11 pm
WHY?
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9:11 pm
FSDAFKJDSALFSDK
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11:06 pm
It appears that Sarah has caught the L.N. crazy disease. Too bad, she seemed like a nice kid.
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11:10 pm
I would say something VERY mean and nasty but I know it’ll just get moderated so instead I’ll just go with I BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR.
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1:25 pm
Bruce, she is such a tool. She is a sick as a daughter of Lot. Just like Jack preached last week on the radio address.
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9:12 pm
I CAN’T ANYMORE. I JUST CAN’T.
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9:58 pm
Abe it is so good to hear from you and to know you’re still in the spirit, and with us I might add. God will call you home when your time comes so I pray you heal quickly and get back to preaching as before. Your love of Christ and mankind is without compare. I enjoyed the song you put up and wept while listening to it.
Get well Abe!!!
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10:30 pm
And yet you still post on here how fake can this be? Think teh devil is what keeps you alive i mean women on the computer and not cooking food no wonder you have so many heart attacks just look what happen to susan. kock seems to be next…
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12:58 am
Your profile pic is a drawing of Mohammed, and yet you still don’t know who he is.
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8:07 am
Hi broken record you are just like this site you repeat the same crap over and over.
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8:26 am
Do you know who Mohammed is?
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8:26 pm
Hi there Claire,
Way to blunder ineptly into a conversation that you haven’t been following!
KBLME thinks that people worship Mohammed as a god. I keep trying to explain to him that this is not true. But he/she appears to be a complete imbecile incapable of absorbing new information. It’s quite sad, really.
Why are you so arrogant to assume that you had anything to contribute to the conversation when you obviously know nothing about it?
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2:19 am
Mohammed was a prophet much Like jesus was a prophet allah/god are deity
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4:55 am
Hey, Pierre, Muslims consider Jesus to be a prophet. Christians consider Jesus to be God.
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8:04 am
“Hey, Pierre, Muslims consider Jesus to be a prophet. Christians consider Jesus to be God.”
Just that jesus is not god. He suposed to be the son of god, not god himself.
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8:40 pm
Jesus H. Christ on a goddamn pogo stick!
There are only a handful of Christian cults, such as the Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormons and Christian Scientists that are anti-trinitarian (ie, don’t believe Jesus is God).
The overwhelming majority of Christians and Christian denominations do believe that Jesus is God.
Do you really not know that?
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1:58 am
“Jesus H. Christ on a goddamn pogo stick!
There are only a handful of Christian cults, such as the Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormons and Christian Scientists that are anti-trinitarian (ie, don’t believe Jesus is God).
The overwhelming majority of Christians and Christian denominations do believe that Jesus is God.
Do you really not know that?”
I’m not christian and even i know that jesus said “i’m the son of god”. And we talk about “god” and jesus as 2 different persons. So please… go educate yourself.
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2:03 am
Uh, dumbass…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity
Go educate yourself.
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4:07 am
“Uh, dumbass…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity
Go educate yourself.”
So there are then 3 “gods”. I wonder which one you worship the most.
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4:11 am
You’re getting closer. Christians believe in a 3-in-1 deal.
And in that 3-in-1 deal, as I said, Jesus is God.
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7:28 am
“You’re getting closer. Christians believe in a 3-in-1 deal.
And in that 3-in-1 deal, as I said, Jesus is God.”
http://www.essence.eu/uploads/tx_cosnovaslider/ess_forgetit3in1_04.png
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9:04 am
Judging by your sudden retreat from addressing the topic, I can only assume that you’ve learned something.
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4:32 pm
“Judging by your sudden retreat from addressing the topic, I can only assume that you’ve learned something.”
Yes, i did. I know now, why muslims calls you infidels.
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10:55 pm
” know this. Old Abe still loves you and I cannot wait to start preaching again”
Just go die you lying hate filled bastard
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1:27 pm
Dude, I’m totally cleaning up the coffee that I spit up on my monitor! You gotta warn me before dropping hilarious bombs like that! Laughing out loud while shaking my head!
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3:02 pm
Would you kindly grab the nearest pointy object and gouge out your own goddamn eye!
If you aren’t going to take me seriously, then consider any civility towards you dead…fuck off
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2:20 am
No, I won’t moderated off! Love you, O-Dawg! I get it, brah!
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3:04 am
Seriously…Just go fuck yourself
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4:57 pm
lol… erich was moderated
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8:21 am
And I wasn’t modded for some reason…This should be fun
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10:56 pm
Praise be! It really hurt my heart (figuratively) to see all the mean words certain people said as God was deciding if you take you up to heaven or to have you continue blessing people on Earth. I’m happy he chose the latter and look forward to the day when we’re all up in Heaven, looking down and making fun of those preparing to be tormented for all eternity.
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11:19 pm
Oh so your God makes fun of the damned? Psh and you ass wipes wonder why so many people are atheist…
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12:48 am
Welcome back, Abe! So glad to hear that you’re out of the woods!
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8:48 am
Hopefully he gets it right the third time, with your fat ass that won’t be long.
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2:34 am
never 2 without 3 they said
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1:30 pm
Welcome back Abe! Was there any doubt, really? The world is a kinder, gentler, more tolerant place with you around! Praise!
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4:17 pm
“In the interim while I recover I encourages all of you to keep the faith and keep warning sinners how they will burn in hell.”
Wishing to someone to “burn in hell” sound so kind from you. *sarcasm*
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8:28 pm
36, Take some reading comprehension classes. Abe doesn’t want people to burn in hell. He encourages them to change their ways so they won’t.
You’re so blinded by hatred that you can’t even read properly.
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8:45 pm
“You’re so blinded by hatred that you can’t even read properly.”
You’re so hypocritical, you completely ignore anyone who’s in favor of Cultwire whenever they make a massive blunder.
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8:53 pm
Don’t you realise that I’m trying to do you clowns a favour by pointing out the mistakes, fallacies, misreadings and misrepresentations that you keep coming out with?
I am trying to help you rabble become better, more consistent, more factually grounded and more honest in your arguments.
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2:36 am
you Kinda suck at Pointing out fallacies Just sayin
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4:57 am
You kinda suck full stop. Just sayin’.
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8:09 am
“I am trying to help you rabble become better, more consistent, more factually grounded and more honest in your arguments.”
I don’t need your help. I’m old enough to use my own brain and logic, with which i can do my own agruments.
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1:07 pm
You are so arrogant, all you do is try and make people feel bad about themselves. Honestly youre a smartass who thinks he knows it all.Are you even christian? No offense if you are but you dont sound like it at all…
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8:43 pm
As always, Claire can’t fault anything I say so she attacks my tone. Transparently pathetic.
Maddy7F,
You’re catching the Claire disease by the sounds of it.
I am not trying to make people feel bad; I am merely trying to educate them.
And what on Earth makes you think I’m a Christian? That’s quite an assumption on your part.
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8:46 pm
36 says:
“I’m old enough to use my own brain and logic, with which i can do my own agruments.”
And yet you think that Christians don’t believe that Jesus is God…
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9:04 pm
I didnt think you were a christian but I had to ask considering you always side with the ‘christians.’ I do wonder why you never try to ‘educate’ them though.
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10:39 pm
Claire,
It’s not my fault that tu quoque is your stock in trade.
And hypocrisy? You do exactly the same things that you criticise others for doing. What would you call that?
Maddy,
I’m not on anybody’s “side”. If I point out a mistake, that’s all I’m doing — pointing out a mistake.
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2:01 am
“And yet you think that Christians don’t believe that Jesus is God…”
I don’t think. I know it. Jesus himself said “i’m the son of god”. So please… read the bible again.
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2:04 am
Idiot, as I linked to you above,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity
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8:08 am
“36, Take some reading comprehension classes. Abe doesn’t want people to burn in hell. He encourages them to change their ways so they won’t.
You’re so blinded by hatred that you can’t even read properly.”
Hatred? I can assure you i didn’t write it with hate. It was only sarcasm. Besides, some people don’t belive in heaven or hell, so they don’t need to care about such things.
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5:36 am
Abe, you are an inspiration to us all! Thank God for your miraculous recovery!AMEN!!
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1:24 pm
Abe is an American hero. I am glad you are well and are so forgiving of the naysayers. You are such an inspiration to us all.
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1:33 pm
Us Naysayers don’t want his worthless forgiveness…We just want him to die
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8:48 am
Third one is the one to look forward to (for us all non Crapwire Posters)
that’s the Killer one
guess all your buddies on here and”Fuckbook” wont miss you Because they can Pickle you in Bath salts and you can return as a Christwire Zombie
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12:05 am
I live how Abe was able to sprinkle in a bit if intolerance into his thank you post
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2:30 am
there is many story about stuff like that just to prove a point to satan
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