God Morphs Giant Mushroom Cloud Over Beijing, Yuan Drops By 800 Points
Beinjing, China – Shock and awe tactics have been delivered by God today, as he grows tired of the Chinese Empire slowly crippling the American dollar. Chinese Dictator Bolo Yung has already called America repeatedly, begging to negotiate and accept China’s role as a pet country of America.
The enormous mushroom cloud formed in the sky over Beijing after God casually snapped his fingers, causing a devastating explosion that defeaned over 280,000 Chinese citizens while blinding 300,000 more. Locals report great bolts of lightning were seen shooting from the cloud as it covered all of Beijing, repeatedly striking China’s National Bank of Communism before they closed their doors early for the day.
Chinese reporter Phin Shin reported, “The cloud started out in the shape of a dagger, to represent us stabbing America in the back. Then, it took the shape of a mushroom cloud. The atomic anger of God was being revealed. The punishment is nuclear death for this betrayal.”
The Chinese are currently in negotiations to officially confess the US Dollar the world’s true currency.
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Author: Frank Meyer
Conservative Republican and believer of first amendment rights.
7:26 am
““The cloud started out in the shape of a dagger, to represent us stabbing America in the back. Then, it took the shape of a mushroom cloud. The atomic anger of God was being revealed. The punishment is nuclear death for this betrayal.””
*laughs*
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9:22 am
India/Pakistan
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10:43 am
I do not like the Chinese and hope that this is the first of many curses that will fall over that awful nation.
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11:53 am
I call you a racist, you say you aren’t, so let’s skip that and I want you to answer just why you think you aren’t a racist.
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12:02 pm
I do not like the French, Canadians, people from Montana, or the Dutch. How does race have anything to do with that?
Pick up the phone!
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12:20 pm
Still haven’t answered his question august.
I don’t think LN can pick up the phone until you dial his number, if your ever capable of pressing 9 numbers together correctly
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2:37 pm
You’re racist and xenophobic. Congratulations, you’ve done nothing to help yourself.
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2:54 pm
How do you know I am not black?
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3:43 pm
Because if you were, you wouldn’t be saying even half the things you’ve said.
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10:37 pm
And you LN still haven’t shown me yet. Who turned tail and fled like a little school girl in a new dress when I asked you to SHOW ME. No hypocrite like you deserves an answer. You’ve got absolutely no room to ask anything of August. Jesus cries every time you post to this site.
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9:12 am
Billy Bob, I DID show you. It’s not my fault that you decided to ignore it and not even read what I said. Hell, you even commented to what I did say, and you blatantly ignored EVERYTHING that I said in that post. Don’t blame me for your actions and your inability to read.
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10:01 pm
august he is racist and xenophobe so thats all why he hates so many people because he think he is superior to everyone else
he is the typical guys we doN,t wnat on this planet anymore
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1:16 pm
“I do not like the French, Canadians, people from Montana, or the Dutch. How does race have anything to do with that?”
Hey L.N., you have to admit he hasn’t mentioned race……this time. Let’s just come to an agreement to call him what he REALLY is…..a bigot. (Merriam-Webster says, “: a person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices; especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance.”)
“Pick up the phone!”
Put down the Bible. You don’t deserve to use it.
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6:33 pm
So that’s what happen to franks face.
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8:16 pm
What. The. Fuck.Did I just read?
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8:54 pm
I don’t know haha
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5:49 am
bullshit as always….
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7:01 am
As the Chinese get more money from us poor Americans, they increasingly lapse into the sins of homo-sodomy in their free time. And we all know that God punishes the gayness by sending hurricanes and bad weather (remember Katrina?). This cloud should be a warning to the chinese Government to crack-down on their population’s new-found civil liberties, to stop them all becoming Obama-worshipping gay Liberals. The Devil finds work for Idle hands. And those hands should be doing God’s work, making more iPads for decent christian folk.
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7:08 am
Mate, sorry to say, but if they are getting money off of you, then why doesn’t god just bless you by killing you and sending you to heaven? No more money going to them.
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7:14 am
FisherKing – That is not even decipherable as English. Are you a Chinese spy? Or has your love of Shrillex and long hair warped your brain to the point where you can no longer converse in God’s own language?
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7:23 am
First of all, short hair. Second of all, a kingfisher is a bird. Skrillex is a piece of shit. I live in Australia, so dont be worried about dem Chinese spies, and over here we have sensible religion. God’s language. Ha. Evolved from a Germanic language, Germany used to be catholic, which, to quote someone from this very website,Is filled with Pedosexuals and sodomites.
And I probably go more places than you, because you go to McDonald’s, the trailer park, and church.
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3:07 am
“dont be worried about dem Chinese spies”
You’re the one who thinks China will invade Australia to steal our precious coal and rocks.
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9:19 am
What’s wrong? Did god smite you for your sin?
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7:47 pm
Ah FisherKing, unlike you work-shy Heathens, we decent folk have proper jobs to go to; why today alone, i have boycotted my eldest son’s school because Ah poor deluded FisherKing. Unlike you work-shy Heathens, we decent folk have proper jobs to go to; why today alone, I have boycotted my eldest son’s school because they refuse to teach Intelligent Design, and I also put in a good 2 hours outside the local abortion supermarket, shouting at all the tramps who are queuing up to get their weekly scrapes. I won’t even begin to answer your spurious points – until you acknowledge Jesus as the only possible arbiter of the Truth.
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3:02 pm
You boycotted your son’s school because they don’t teach incorrect information? I highly doubt that. You can’t do anything and I feel sorry for your son. He has to live with a horrible creature he calls “mom”. Also, so all of those woman are tramps? Even the ones who were raped and impregnate by the rapists? So because of your beliefs you want to force the child upon them?
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8:00 pm
First, why am I the deluded one? Oh, yes, Tramps. And if a woman gets raped then y’know, she is stuck with that baby. Now, the thing is, you can teach your child Intelligent design all you want. At home. And you obviously just stare at the parts of the bible you like, because there were other prophets then Jesus. You talk to me like a child, most likely a child saying ‘Can I not worship God?’ You would of course say no, give him no food and beat him with a bible. Work shy Heathen? I’m sorry, just because I have a job I’m a work shy heathen. Even though I want to join the army, I’m work shy. You Ma’am are a prime example of an idiot.
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5:44 pm
“And we all know that God punishes the gayness by sending hurricanes and bad weather (remember Katrina?).”
It’s called a natural phenomen, not “gods punishment”.
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7:52 pm
36 (is that some kind of disgusting pagan sex thing, like half of a 69?), you have answered already rebutted your own comment. Since Jehovah created Everythinmg, including the so-called natural weather, it too obviously obeys His laws, and smites all the unholy- not just the sodomites !. So I hope you will hide all your many sins indoors this summer, because if you go outside, you must expect the worse!
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8:07 pm
He created everything. Then why did he create Sodomites? Why did he create Lesbians? Of he did want us to do things, why give us free will?
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10:08 pm
I love you more with every post, I really do. How do you always find ways to shut them down so well? <3
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10:10 pm
Gays weren’t created, they are people who have chosen the path of sin.
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10:13 pm
So you condemn us and give us crap because of it? What happened to love thy neighbor? Surely you’re not telling me that you’ve never done ANYTHING wrong in your life?
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10:15 pm
I love all my neighbors. I choose not live next to homosexuals.
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10:17 pm
So you selectively love all your neighbors. Got it.
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10:18 pm
Homosexuals don’t choose to be gay August Wiz. Maybe once you realize that it’s on in your head you will learn to love and accept everyone in the human race as others have.
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10:23 pm
Why give us the ability to be sinful?
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10:28 pm
Awww,thanks freakazoid. <3 you too.
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1:44 pm
Another reason gays cannot be Christians: if they were to follow ‘love your neighbor as you love yourself’, they would just break into our homes, thrust us with cucumbers and banana fruits, touch us all over our naughties and then beat us with leather whips until they yipped with excitement. That’s not love, that’s homolust.
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1:46 pm
“Another reason gays cannot be Christians: if they were to follow ‘love your neighbor as you love yourself’, they would just break into our homes, thrust us with cucumbers and banana fruits, touch us all over our naughties and then beat us with leather whips until they yipped with excitement. That’s not love, that’s homolust.”
You’re thinking of serial rapists, not homosexuals. There’s a big difference.
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6:14 am
“36 (is that some kind of disgusting pagan sex thing, like half of a 69?), you have answered already rebutted your own comment. Since Jehovah created Everythinmg, including the so-called natural weather, it too obviously obeys His laws, and smites all the unholy- not just the sodomites !. So I hope you will hide all your many sins indoors this summer, because if you go outside, you must expect the worse!”
No, 36 it’s not any pagan sex thing. Also 36 + 36 is not 69.
Jehovah? Not lot of christians (if you even are one) use this name.
He don’t smites anything.
I’ll only hide myself in the shadows, if i’ll be outside. I don’t want to get a sunburn.
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5:19 pm
What did I just read? Chinese getting money from poor Americans? WTF, most Chinese people have low wage paying jobs. And just face it, China is becoming a superpower. God loves everyone, not just America.
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1:43 am
It’s about high time we nuke those godless commies back into the stone age! First they take our jobs leaving the working man high and dry and then they sell our own flesh back to us and reap the profits well it’s high time they reap the WHIRLWIND of FALSEflag NUKE TERROR extermination! And that’s just a good start…after that then REAL FEAR OF GOD
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6:06 am
All you want is war huh?
I don’t wonder: http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-America-war-list.jpg
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1:35 pm
Go ahead and join their ranks then comrade! No goddamn snot nosed little shit is gonna tell me jack shit about freedoms we’re free because GOD FEARING MEN put their ASS on the line to insure your freedom to espouse BULLSHIT like this. Ever been in the service SON? Ever been knee deep in the SHIT? Go cry to your momma and run away to join the GODLESS reds that want to DESTROY our freedoms, COMMIE!
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1:40 pm
I’m fairly certain that the men and women of the armed forces didn’t die just so you could send death to random people’s door steps just because you’re a pathetic, miserable pile of shit that hates anything different.
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2:44 pm
Hear hear that guy is a fucking nervous reck
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7:41 pm
Where were you serving? Nam’? Rape any women out there?
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3:11 am
OK. Where the hell did that come from?
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2:53 am
“Go ahead and join their ranks then comrade! No goddamn snot nosed little shit is gonna tell me jack shit about freedoms we’re free because GOD FEARING MEN put their ASS on the line to insure your freedom to espouse BULLSHIT like this. Ever been in the service SON? Ever been knee deep in the SHIT? Go cry to your momma and run away to join the GODLESS reds that want to DESTROY our freedoms, COMMIE!”
You don’t need to be in war, to be free. You’re free already.
I was not in the army and i don’t itend to go there. I’m against it. I’m against violence.
You can keep kill people for your “freedom”, but as long as you will think you’re not free, it won’t matter at all how many you kill.
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1:52 pm
God said unto Abraham, when the RED sun rises there will be swarms of PARASITES to leach from the HARD EARNED INCOME of hard working Americas, not some slant-eyes who are trying to invade our Best country of FREEDOM. aka AMERICAN, and he told him then that to stop that enslavement of our FREEdom aka LIBERTY then the people shall obliterrate all slant-eyes with a firestorm of epic destruction, for GOD doesn’t smite but those Children of God Smite For Him., and that destruction on Bejing gives me HOPE for our Children future
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1:56 pm
WHAT’S WITH ALL THE YELLING, YOU STUPID BASTARD?
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2:09 pm
YOU DON CALL ME STUPID YOU HOMO FILTH YOU ARE THE PROBEM WITH THIS WITH THIS NATION AND CHILDREN OF GOD WILL UNLEASH FIRE UPON YOUR “COMMUNITY” AKA GAY HOMOsexual AKA HOMOsapiens
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2:12 pm
That wasn’t Christian and I ask the Lord forgiveness i am a sinner and I ask the Lord for mercy on me and I ask of my daughter forgiveness too.
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2:55 am
You do that everytime, when you sin? Wonder how he doesn’t get tired to listen to your apologise all the time.
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2:15 pm
but I realize now God said in the Book of Gideon that your kind should be corralled and burnt alive, I am only his messenger and servant
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2:26 pm
So you’re saying that you want to kill people. You said it, not me.
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2:11 pm
That’s the first sensible thing I’ve heard all day. They failed to invade our country so now they send their cheap goods as a Trojan Horse instead to enslave God Fearing Americans into bondage. Hell they already OWN half this Great Nation. And we welcome them in. Walmart’s shelves are FULL to the Rafters with Trojan Horses waiting to invade American Homes. BUY BUY BUY because you need this you aren’t a complete person unless you own this how do you like it now when we the Fire of God rains down upon your heads wiping you back into the Stone Ages we fought them off in Japan, Korea and Vietnam and now they just walk right in the Back Door because we INVITED them in well no more STRIKE while the iron is hot to escape the bonds of servitude to Chinese debt and lead and chemical filled foods that are KILLING US because they have NO real controls on what they put in it meanwhile they Steal our resources, our money, our willpower, our WATER, our Industry and infect our culture with the their Godless Commie disease
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2:21 pm
Arthuyr Phelps from VFW Post 6562 in Milford?
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2:35 pm
Yeah I thought I recognized that mug!
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2:39 pm
Been a LONG TIME you still in Miamiville? How is Bets? how she been since the Accident? I Got the liver transplant and am back at the same ole same ole now if you knoo what I MEAN
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2:40 pm
You havin’ fun talking to yourself?
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2:47 pm
The saying is “two minds are better than one.”…I don’t think it applies to the two seperate personalities of one mind though…
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2:55 pm
I stared at the sun for 4 hours today… Good time.
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2:59 pm
“I stared at the sun for 4 hours today… Good time”
What the hell is wrong with you?
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2:57 am
““I stared at the sun for 4 hours today… Good time”
What the hell is wrong with you?”
He wanted to blind himself… seems he failed.
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3:12 am
I wish Stephenson, Blanche, Albert Toppers and Brother Johnathan Bane would come back.
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2:28 pm
You just deny reality all the time, don’t you? I also like how you have the exact same grammatical errors and how you had the same random capitalization as the asshat you’re agreeing with.
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2:31 pm
Let s show some respect now, this man’s a vet and gave his life for our country.
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2:34 pm
And yet he wants to kill people. There’s also no proof except your word, and your sanity is proof that everything you say is questionable.
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12:05 pm
“…and gave his life for our country.”
So, you’re saying that Mr. Phelps is a REAL ghost writer? A tale from beyond the grave. Excellent!!!
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2:34 pm
Why don’t you pull your head out of your ASS and smell the god damn reality you IDIOT HOMO DOLT!!
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2:37 pm
You’re the one who apparently shoved tin-foil right up into your brain if you honestly believe your conspiracy theories and support wanton destruction. You’re the one that hates Jesus and America.
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2:43 pm
@ArtPhelps: I think it’s you who needs the reality check…Because judging by your comments, you sound absolutely bonkers…Like you need to be thrown in a sponge room wearing a straight jacket crazy
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2:52 pm
What in the God damn HELL are you talking about son You can TAKE your prozac eating ritalin chewing feel good chemical romance group therapy BULLSHIT and stick it RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!!!
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3:00 pm
Lol, you don’t even make sense…
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3:03 pm
Keeping you away from sane society isn’t some lovey-dovey group hug therapy dipshit, it’s keeping you away from sane society.
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3:05 am
“What in the God damn HELL are you talking about son You can TAKE your prozac eating ritalin chewing feel good chemical romance group therapy BULLSHIT and stick it RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!!!”
You did learn to talk so in the army?
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7:27 pm
No, America is a shithole because of people like you. You believe that everybody who isn’t the exact same demographic as you needs to be destroyed.
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3:09 pm
Hey, let’s stop with the name calling and especially with the bad language. This is a Christian community and while we preach God’s love to everyone, we still have certain standards of propriety here. Good Christian men, women and children have to read this filth so let’s try and keep it to a minimum please.
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3:16 pm
The only filth on this site is the articles. This isn’t a Christian community. It’s a bunch of lying cultist spewing bullshit from their articles.
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7:40 pm
Christian community?
You are clearly mistaken mate.
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3:14 pm
“Beinjing, China – Shock and awe tactics have been delivered by God today, as he grows tired of the Chinese Empire slowly crippling the American dollar. Chinese Dictator Bolo Yung has already called America repeatedly, begging to negotiate and accept China’s role as a pet country of America.”
A cloud appears and you call it god. For no other reason other than you hate China. Chinese Empire crippling the dollar? How? You can’t cripple a dollar. You make no sense here. Bolo Yung? Do you mean Yeung? Because that guy is just a bodybuilder. He’s not a dictator in China. So everything you said about him is false like trying to call to America.
“The enormous mushroom cloud formed in the sky over Beijing after God casually snapped his fingers, causing a devastating explosion that defeaned over 280,000 Chinese citizens while blinding 300,000 more. Locals report great bolts of lightning were seen shooting from the cloud as it covered all of Beijing, repeatedly striking China’s National Bank of Communism before they closed their doors early for the day. ”
No, god can’t do that because god isn’t real. And of course lighting is coming out of the cloud. It’s a cloud come on. China doesn’t have a “National Bank of Communism”. Stop making things up.
“”Chinese reporter Phin Shin reported, “The cloud started out in the shape of a dagger, to represent us stabbing America in the back. Then, it took the shape of a mushroom cloud. The atomic anger of God was being revealed. The punishment is nuclear death for this betrayal.””
This you made up like everything else. You’ve posted no article backing up your claims. Only thing you’ve shown us is a video of a large cloud. You’ve shown us no video of said reporter or anything helping your article. I rate your article 0/10 for lying and making things up.
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6:57 pm
so on a level of 1 to Jesus how brain washed are you fools..
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5:38 pm
The only reason I read these articles is to make fun of them, and read all of the racists comments that are SO DAMN FUNNY! And to everybody who thinks this site is a christian site… This Is not a Christian website, this site embarrasses real Christians and their religion. Real Christians are not racist, do not put down China because they are Communist or are not Christians , and do not think that America is the “holy land”. Christians love their enemies, and do no post redicoulous, Christian embarrassing comments and articles like these. LN, pebrocks, 36, yall are awesome. Parent, August, the crazy veteran and his friends are just dipshits.
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5:25 pm
It is not surprising that someone who could only get into trade school does not know the states.
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10:40 pm
I didn’t think anyone lived in the county dump either… then I met you Claire. Most of us have some room grow as long as you keep an open mind. You & LN are white trailer trash haters and you both should be banned! Ha ha ha ha ha…
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3:30 am
Claire, why are you and all the Obama liberals so uppity? Montana and Idaho are great states full of great people. Just because not everyone is born with a silver spoon in their mouth and cannot attend Harvard faculty’s club med daycare for kids does not make then any lesser Americans than you, toots. I bet you’re voting for Obama and the elites this election year, yeah?
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9:10 am
“You & LN are white trailer trash haters and you both should be banned! ”
Funny how you say that I’m trailer trash when I just woke up from a nice bed that is inside a nice house that I help pay for.
Oh, and I dared the bastards here to ban me. What happened? A couple hours of August putting my posts in the ‘comment under moderation’ phase, as if I had posted links.
“Just because not everyone is born with a silver spoon in their mouth and cannot attend Harvard faculty’s club med daycare for kids does not make then any lesser Americans than you, toots.”
You like to think that’s true though, you like to claim how you’re some big-time doctor who sexually harasses your female coworkers.
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2:20 pm
Wow Adam: “voting for the élites”.
And what’s Romney? Not a millionaire investment manager? No. He’s not part of the “élite” at all…
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7:53 pm
Wow, now you hate Arkansas too? Bill Clinton and his wife are from there.
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