Greatest Threat to Capitalism: Comrade Soviet Premiere Trololo Dies Monday
(chrisTwire)—Known as the man who brought socialism to the internet, former soviet Premiere Eduard Khil died Monday at the age of 77. He had been hospitalized in St. Petersburg since a stroke in early April that left him with severe brain damage. The stroke was the cause of his death, said Tatyana Mamedova of Petersburg-Kontsert, which organized Khil’s concerts.
Russian President Vladimir Putin expressed his condolences to Khil’s wife and son.
Eduard Khil was a rising star in the politburo in the 60’s and 70’s and his song I am glad “I Am Glad, ‘Cause I’m Finally Returning Back Home” was one of his popular hits. In in 1976 he replaced the lyrics about a cowboy riding across a prairie while his sweetheart knitted stockings for him with subliminal messages designed to corrupt the mind s of western teenagers.
In 2010 the propaganda was uploaded to the you tubes, once there kids, tricked by the underlying hidden message were forced to make this the first ever “viral video”. Spreading like Ebola does amongst afro-saxxons, the video inspired legions of people to vote for the socialist Obama and to gather in rally’s called the occupy movement.
In other communist news:
Horse faced woman to host Obama dinner.
The woman who is a hybrid horse and human foot named Sarah Jessica Parker is hosting a dinner with the Obamas. In a new, flirty Obama campaign TV ad, which first aired Sunday during the MTV Movie Awards she neighs: “That guy — President Obama — and Michelle are coming to my house for dinner on June 14. And I want you to be there, too,” Parker tells viewers in the clip. She also invites participation in a fundraising sweepstakes “because we need him and he needs us.”
She needs Obama like she needs a saddle and some oats.
In other animal news:
Foreigners create dead cat Kamikazie Helicopters.
Foreigners suck, they really do. They only hate us and with to crash flying things into us. The Chinese did it at Pearl Harbor, the Arabs did it to us in 9/11, and now the Europeans are turning dead cats into killer suicide bombers.
Most people would feel incredibly sad if their cat was run over and killed, and eventually they might consider adopting another kitty. Dutch artist Bart Jansen mourned his departed feline, Orville, a different way: by stuffing the cat and turning him into a radio-controlled death device.
Warning the following video is rated E for evil. It contains felines, dead animals, foreigners and hate speech towards America. Women, children, and the elderly should refrain from watching.
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Author: Senator August Weisz
Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves.
http://christwire.org/august-weisz-biography
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“The woman who is a hybrid horse and human foot named Sarah Jessica Parker”
You’re a freaking moron
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Hi, O! Hey a few of us are going to Vegas later this month. Do you want to join us? Good times!
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I don’t want to go anywhere you any of you guys…besides, you guys seem like you make Vegas somehow less fun
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You have covered so many things in this thoughtful and inspiring article. Thank the Sweet Lord Jesus H. Christ the commie crooner is dead.
The horse-faced ‘woman’ you refer to does indeed resemble a human foot. It got me thinking that maybe it’s the same human foot that a homosexual mailed to the Canadian president last week. I’ll need to do plenty more digging to uncover this plot but rest assured I’ll find out what perversion is going on here.
I’ve been thinking about cats a lot recently and independently of your startling news I came to the conclusion that felines now also pose a clear and present threat to the United States. I’ll shoot them on sight from this day forth until America is free again.
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we have a prime minister and not a President ?
we are a federation not a republic it’s show you clearly doesn’t know canadian politic ( or politic at all ) since eduard khil was not even a soviet premier secretary
oh also wanting someone dead is against your own religion just sayin
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He was known as Ivan Trololo the Terrible. You canucks spend too much time sniffing maple syrup.
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We know plenty about the sickening perversion north of the border. As soon as that pot-smoking hippy is removed from the White House, our intelligence services will concentrate on the Canadian threat and deal with it once and for all.
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The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here. Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray – all day, every day. These Canadians suffer from a serious inferiority complex. That’s why they the Canadian National Tower! World’s largest free-standing structure! It is the height of six American football fields, or five Canadian football fields. As if Canadian football really counts.
Canadians are always dreaming up a lot of ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young!
Everything I see and hear about these Canadians makes me wanna puke!
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Xenophobia is unbecoming of a Christian.
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The original emo harbinger of doom Leonard Cohen is indicative of the Canadian psyche. A gloomy, depressing vision of depravity and misery.
We need only look to the worlds most boring city Vancouver to see that the Canadians want to be Americans but don’t have the imagination or the skills. In the inky darkness of the perpetual Canadian winter they tried to emulate the trancendental beauty of the Seattle Space Needle by building their disgusting Harbour Tower to an obviously Soviet ‘design’. These two landmark towers tell us all we need to know about the differences between heathen, rotten Canada and the God-given glory of the United States.
No wonder their national anthem is ‘Oh Canada”, as in Oh, Canada what have you done now? Oh Canada, why are you so boring? Oh, Canada why are you helping Americas enemies? Oh, Canada can’t you see an invasion is now all but inevitable? Oh, Canada why don’t you just hand over your useless country to us and we’ll whip you hippies back into ship-shape in no time? Oh, Canada you are an errant child, badly in need of American discipline.
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“Foreigners suck, they really do. They only hate us and with to crash flying things into us. The Chinese did it at Pearl Harbor, the Arabs did it to us in 9/11, and now the Europeans are turning dead cats into killer suicide bombers.”
The very first sentence of that particular paragraph shows why many people find Americans to be self-centred and xenophobic. Everybody is a foreigner. Not sure as to what made you believe it was the Chinese that attacked Pearl Harbour, I’m pretty sure anyone you ask would say it was the Japanese. It wasn’t every Arabian person who coordinated 9/11, and Europeans have no need to create “Suicide bombing dead cats”.
I’m not sure where you get your sources, but I can guarentee you that they are incorrect.
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Why not take susan or abe or tyson and august they are the real threat to the USA. I would say the others but they are just played by the same people so no one cares.
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“soviet Premiere Eduard Khil”
He was not a premiere. And capitalism sucks.
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You can thank the ability to post that comment to capitalism.
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how capitalism and the fact he can post something on this site being related ?
Go read a dictionary and read CAPITALISM ( it’s actually In no way related to something called Freedom)
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Because it was capitalism that created the personal computer. socialists wanted computers that simply play chess.
It was capitalism that made the internet what it is today. In socialist china they ban internet sites that disagree with party ideology.
Also capitalism IS freedom.
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“Because it was capitalism that created the personal computer. socialists wanted computers that simply play chess.
It was capitalism that made the internet what it is today. In socialist china they ban internet sites that disagree with party ideology.
Also capitalism IS freedom.”
lol lol and lol again
I would tell you to do watch the documentary movie from Michael Moore “Capitalism: the love story”, so you would see what capitalism really is, but i know you will say something like “Michael Moore is a liberal atheist. I don’t need to see his movies”. Which then again makes you an idiot, because you’re afraid to research more and actually see the whole picture.
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“The Chinese did it at Pearl Harbor”
You never got an education, did you?
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The president would eat dinner with a horse. I doubt even the sexually perverted Clinton would do that.
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