Green Lantern Gay
DC Comics finally confessed that the Green Lantern Hal Jordan is gay. They are acting like they are doing us a favor, when we’ve had evidence of him sindocking a San Francisco trolley for over 50 years now. Add in the dapper green sparkle emerald suit and all the homosexual constructs these lanterns make, and the proof is all in the pudding.
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Author: Brad Haegelmann
Bradford Haegelmann is a current student of marketing and a lover of life. When he's not relishing in the beauty of California's coast, he is sharing his passion for life and knowledge through his writing. Brad is also a spiritual life advisor at his local university.
4:01 pm
I kinda saw this comming… Wierd you make such an article about him, after 70 years of his creation.
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4:05 pm
Ha who would care if hes gay or not? Green asntern kicks ass.
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4:05 pm
Green Lantern*
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4:27 pm
Wrong Green Lantern…Hal Jordan is still straight
Earth 2′s Green Lantern, Alan Scott Is gay….Get your heroes right
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5:57 pm
I believe Obama is behind this !
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6:12 pm
Yes, because Obama clearly has direct control over DC comics…
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7:42 pm
This, and how long ago was Earth 2 comics were created?
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7:57 pm
I don’t know when Earth 2 comics first came out…But the alternate world, Earth 2, appeared all the way back in 1961
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9:04 pm
I am glad you both agree with me.
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9:10 pm
Do you understand what sarcasm is? And you realize Ouroboros was using it, correct?
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9:12 pm
Jeez, not much of an intellectual if you can’t do something a simple as detecting sarcasm
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10:19 pm
You’re such a loser Christian Intellectual…I was being sarcastic
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7:53 am
hahahahhaa… can’t sense sarcasm
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8:21 pm
Maybe now Batman and his catamite will finally come out of the closet.
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8:49 pm
Yah know, I wouldn’t be surprised actually
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8:57 pm
I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole lot of them bowled from the Paddington end. There probably isn’t a straight superhero among them.
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9:07 pm
Judging by the skin tight suits and neon tights I’m inclined to agree with you.
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9:51 pm
They’re all a bunch of muscle Marys.
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8:30 pm
I remember when I found out I kinda burst out laughing, it was like an explosion of giggles. Than I saw the comic page of him making out with some guy that I’m not aware of, because I don’t follow the Green Lantern Comics, and I thought, hmmmm, yup, I totally can see this.
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