Is “Call Me Maybe” Turning Our Daughters Into Sluts For Satan?
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Carly Rae Jepsen is a powder keg of slutty energy. The whorish singer has captured radio waves with her secular summer jam, “Call Me Maybe” — a tour-de-force of sexual groveling featuring depraved lyrics condoning sinful group sex and illicit drug use.
The song has become a mantra for secular teenagers around the country, dominating the charts, as well as Facebook statuses and Tumbler accounts. Teenage girls have adopted the song lyrics into some twisted philosophy that excuses their shameful sexual behavior, including but not limited to — garage sex, random sex, pre-marital sex, unsafe sex, hot sex, and grass sex.
(Carly Rae eyeing up another man, possibly Mexican due to his lawn mowing, to rape and have unclean sex with.)
Teen pregnancies have increased 3000% since the songs release. More and more Christian girls are skipping Sunday School in order to hang out with garage band musicians and lay in AND smoke grass while having their birthing canals explored by an unknown teen boy’s fingers and/or penis. The sad fact is if your daughter listens to this song SHE WILL BE A SLUT, and will likely give birth to a drug-addicted ethnic child. This is encouraged in the song’s lyrics –
“I’d trade my soul for a wish,
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn’t looking for this,
But now you’re in my way”
The first line expresses Carly’s desire to trade her beautiful God-created body to Satan for lusty carnal desires of the flesh, in order to have her vagina infiltrated by random men. The second line states her willingness to offer sexual services such as “blowjibbers” for monetary compensation. The third and fourth lines attempt to claim that Carly isn’t usually this slutty, but since the man is in front of her, she might as well have unprotected gang-sex with him and his friends.
Carly Rae wants our daughters to give out their telephone numbers to strange men. What good could come of this? Mindless sex? AIDS? Perhaps pregnancy? Carly Rae should consider changing her name to Carly Rape, because that is what she is blatantly promoting.
So how can we curb this slutty songstresses message? Do we enact female circumcision like the savages of Africa, because while cruel, it is a viable way of curbing sluttiness. Do we lock up our teen girls and force them to date and reproduce with men of our choosing? Do we cancel our Earthlink internet service so Youtube is not accessible?
It’s sad that songs by Toby Mac and Michael W. Smith are banned from the airwaves in lieu of 4 minute advertisements for slut sex. Our teenage daughters do not need to be encouraged to frolic in the grass with ethnic tattooed men, when they could be trying on full-length skirts and highlighting interesting Bible passages. Carly Rae wants our daughters to have sex with unclean men, and sex before marriage is a sin. Why can’t we celebrate the lyrical depth of the Newsboys or DC Talk instead of turning a blind eye to harlots and whorishness?
Carly Rae is training a generation of sluts. These sluts are our daughters, and they are being encouraged to be loose and easy in order to be accepted by the neighborhood garage band — a band full of rag-tag skateboarders and drug using vagabonds in “dago” tees. Don’t let your daughter be “fingerbanged” by a dark-skinned man on a moonbounce, or in a meadow of Kentucky bluegrass. Ban this song from her life. Destroy all of your radios, Youtube accesors and Pandora’s box music services. Ban her from using the Spotify service as well.
Here is a safe alternative to the chorus of this song, in order to make it slightly more appropriate for your family.
Hey, I just met you…and this seems crazy…but I love Jesus, because He saved me.
Figs out.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Mark E. Figs
Mark is an award-winning children's author, and Christian Conspiracy Theorist can be found on Facebook and Twitter -- (Mark E. Figs)
9:34 am
Excellent piece, brother Mark! And who could have known that mine would be posted the same day! This must be a sign.
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11:46 pm
What, that you’re both out of your minds?
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2:07 am
Yes, it sure is a sign. Just like when you run out of toilet paper, it’s a sign you will never have to poop ever again.
The only sign I noticed was that you and Mark are both incredibly ignorant and probably the reason why some people choose to remain as atheists.
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11:15 pm
WTF?
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9:01 am
it a sign indeed, not every song hides evil messages and not every song brainwashes kids :p jeez, some people listen to music, other believe in a almighty father who cursed humanity because an evil snake convinced a rib-made woman to eat from a magic tree, although he loves humans. :p
my advice for you: stop believing that nonsense, become atheist and let science enlarge your small-minded minds.
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5:18 pm
You and you’re group of holy men need some serious help. I just spent the time to read every comment, You seem like a group of fools and that’s it. All i got from everything is, You judge another, You call them sluts and will never accept them, That they should be gone or banished forever, and things like that shouldn’t exist. The way i see things, Is you try to teach the bible, but what you’re doing is something god wouldn’t. God would accept ANY AND EVERYBODY because we’re all made in his image apparently. And also, if we are all made in his image, that means he is everything, slutty or nice. You can only speak for your self, and nobody else, so do us, the internet, and the world a favor. Just shut your mouth and mind your own business. You’re making things worse for the world. Perhaps you should get a nice good smack upside the head and wake the heck up. My father is christian, and let me tell you, He did not raise me with any of your bull shit.
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2:13 pm
I wish I could save your soul Nicholas, but your perversions against the Omega have not been taken lightly. The afterlife will hold nothing, but gang rape by blacks, torture by hot knives, and an eternity of repeating BASEDGOD music.
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5:20 pm
PS ass hat, God didn’t save you the littlest damn bit, Somebody just wrote a message and you claim it saved you, deep inside, you’re still a delusional In-degenerate.
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7:35 pm
Hey, I’m Christian too, and I don’t agree one bit with any of this bull crap.
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3:40 am
This is one of the most ridiculous, politically incorrect, offensive, stupid, wrong, extremist, and unacceptable articles I’ve ever read. Just saying.
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7:42 pm
This is an incredibly racist article! I myself am Christian. And I love Jesus. And it’s very extreme. The arguments supporting this article are weak.
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10:53 am
“Teen pregnancies have increased 3000%”
Proof, asshat? That’s right, you couldn’t come up with legitimate proof if you tried.
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4:21 am
Well like they always said the proof they always link is THIS site so i guess that means they know MORE then the god they so dear and if i remember that’s a sin so see you all in hell with us, if it was some how real that is.
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12:53 pm
Before the song came out, teen pregnancy was at about 34%. If we assume that Figs’ claim is true and teen pregnancies really have gone up by 3000% in the last few months, then that would put the current at over 900% – a statistical impossibility, because there can’t be more teens pregnant than all of them (100%).
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9:57 am
This site is satirical.
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6:42 pm
That’s the joke.
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3:38 pm
If by satirical you mean “spreading Jesus’ word, then yes.
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7:40 pm
Hey, this article is racist. And extreme. I’m very Christian and love Jesus. I go to the Crossroads church every Sunday and every Tuesday. Explain why “Carly Rae eyeing up another man, possibly Mexican due to his lawn mowing, to rape and have unclean sex with” isn’t racist or why she didn’t directly say she would do the things the author said she would do. I don’t know many kids these days that have the potential to become whores by divining the extreme meanings that the author came up with.
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11:12 am
Dear Freakazoid,
You’ve done your math wrong. Just like Satan wanted you to.
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12:57 pm
What if a guy sings this song? I only ask because my friends and I recently covered this song…But turned it into a rock song and switched some lyrics around (Any instance referring to a male, we switched it so we were talking about females)…Did I magically become a slut somehow by singing this?
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1:22 pm
According to this article, the answer is yes. Silly, I know, but when has Figs ever made sense?
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2:33 pm
That is a very good point…
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8:49 pm
O is exempt from sluthood.
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8:57 pm
And yet you give no conceivable reason on why I’m magically exempt from your established rules…
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9:05 pm
Prayer.
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9:07 pm
That…Huh? How does that even make sense?
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9:13 pm
Not everything has to make sense, sometimes you just need faith.
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6:28 pm
you’re a seriously twisted individual! Not only do you not understand god, the bible, history, or human nature but you don’t even understand what’s right and wrong… shame on you!
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9:28 pm
Uh no…Faith doesn’t even explain my exception to your rules
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2:32 pm
Men are supposed to make the first advance in a relationship.
This feminist slut glorifying song is going against god’s intended gender norms.
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2:59 pm
What if a guy isn’t interested in a girl at first? I don’t know if you realize this, Ms. Page, but times are different. There are quite a few girls and women that initiate contact first.
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4:41 pm
“Men are supposed to make the first advance in a relationship.”
Where’s that writen?
Girls can also do the “first” step. Nothing wrong with it.
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4:57 pm
“Where’s that written?”
Social etiquette is something that’s learned, not read.
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5:27 pm
It’s also something that is a choice and not a law.
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6:23 pm
I wouldn’t expect the vulgar riff raff to understand.
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6:31 pm
Ahh, but I expected the rude little name-caller to……and you did.
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6:38 pm
Accurate descriptions don’t count as name calling.
Now If I had a potty mouth like Maddy does. Then perhaps your statement would be accurate.
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6:54 pm
How you went from my:
“It’s also something that is a choice and not a law.”
To this from you:
“I wouldn’t expect the vulgar riff raff to understand.”
…is beyond me. I’m squinting real hard, but I just can’t seem to “read” my statement the same way you obviously are.
“Accurate descriptions don’t count as name calling.”
I’ve said nothing vulgar and you know nothing about me to base your statement on. So, yeah……..it’s name-calling.
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6:59 pm
“you know nothing about me to base your statement on.”
Those who disagree with the rules of etiquette tend to have a generally distasteful nonconformist attitude most commonly associated with the proletariat.
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7:33 pm
“Those who disagree with the rules of etiquette…”
C’mon. You KNOW you meant “disagree with us”.
(Oh and it’s STILL name-calling.)
“…tend to have a generally distasteful nonconformist attitude most commonly associated with the proletariat.”
Once again, pure conjecture on your part. Care to try again?
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7:59 pm
So somehow I am unable to make assumptions about you from your statements and reactions yet you are able to?
If anything we should be in agreement, yes etiquette is a choice, and yes those who generally disregard etiquette are nonconformist.
Also what name did I call you to provoke such reaction? Those? If personal pronouns offend you please tell me.
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8:31 pm
“Also what name did I call you to provoke such reaction? Those?”
You really should learn to read your own posts before you speak.
“I wouldn’t expect the vulgar riff raff to understand.”
Blah, blah, blah…
“If personal pronouns offend you please tell me.”
No, you and your smug “innocent victim” attitude offend me.
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8:46 pm
Ex-A just because you arnt cussing doesnt mean you arnt still acting like a little snobby brat who can’t do anything but call people names. And good job talking about me when I’m not around, way to prove the point that you are a bully. So whats next on your schedule today, gonna go kick some puppies?
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9:02 pm
As far as it’s concerned riff raff is no longer a pejorative just a descriptor, like plebeian.
And does being honest really need to necessitate offense? Also I can’t help being an innocent victim when I’m clearly the one being heckled, especially over something as minor as the importance of etiquette.
Maddy I’m surprised you didn’t use the C word in your usual slurs against me. Also I’m quite down to earth once you get to know me Maddy. So please stop assuming these things of me.
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12:08 am
Yes here we go again with ExA including someone into a conversation there not even in… Bitch are you retarded? You think of yourself as not a bully, and then further state yourself as a victim? Get over yourself, your no bigger than a mere speed bump in life. No one respects you, and your anything but a “down to earth” person. Why you might ask? Read every one of your comments, then you should understand.
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12:37 pm
I make a factual statement like Mady overuses swear words and now you’re jumping me over it?
I swear, you’ll find any excuse to bully.
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3:48 pm
Awe how cute, complaining about getting bullied again. Go cry somewhere else, no one wants to hear you whine. If you start including other people into a conversation there not even in, negatively, that’s a form of bullying which you always do. So stop your hypocritical moaning, and get over yourself
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7:02 pm
Thank you L&L! And Ex-A. I have never called anyone a C-word, I have been called one by your cult but have never thrown that out there to anyone on here. And Ex-A, the only time you have ever been ‘bullied’ is when you yourself is being a bully and someone stands up for someone else. And if you want to stop getting in these arguments then quit saying stupid crap and talking about me when I’m not around. If you had any balls you would say it to me not behind my back like a little coward.
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1:10 pm
Not complaining just merely stating facts.
this is nothing like the deliberate antagonizing whining you’re dishing out L&L.
I know you’ll warp what constitutes a bully so that somehow I will seem the antagonist You can fool yourself L&L to make it seem as if you’re dishing out justice. When in reality you’re simply looking for any excuse to attack me. I’ll spell it out clearly. If you want to flirt with someone try positive ways of geting someone’s attention. Harassment will only get you trouble.
Maddy, you’re not Batman. There’s no justice in crying curse words because someone shares a different opinion. You’re a bully that clearly enjoys perpetuating sexism despite her gender.
In fact, I worry about L&L’s and Maddie’s justice complex, I mean you two constantly have to defend your bullying. Revenge is a pretty weak justification, especially over something like “OH NO THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN ME!”
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2:52 pm
It’s 2012, social etiquette has changed. Women can and are as self-sufficient as men and should be more than allowed to make the first move.
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2:54 pm
“I know you’ll warp what constitutes a bully so that somehow I will seem the antagonist You can fool yourself L&L to make it seem as if you’re dishing out justice. When in reality you’re simply looking for any excuse to attack me. I’ll spell it out clearly. If you want to flirt with someone try positive ways of geting someone’s attention. Harassment will only get you trouble.”
Hmmm, we don’t warp what constitutes bullying, we use actually facts based upon what society has called bullying. Your a bully, denying it seem pathetic now Ex-A. And one other thing Ex-A, why do you keep bringing up me trying to flirt with you? Is there something you want to tell everyone? Im not sure what type of guys you go out with, but thats just messed up if they all treat you like that.
“In fact, I worry about L&L’s and Maddie’s justice complex, I mean you two constantly have to defend your bullying. Revenge is a pretty weak justification, especially over something like “OH NO THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN ME!””
Justice complex? Have I ever typed the word justice into any of my sentences? Nope. I’m simply defending Maddy, and your still trying to attack her (shows how your bullying once again). Stop trying to deny whats already been proven. You are just that big of an idiot though, to not understand whats been thrown in front of you. Were not getting revenge over the fact that you have a different belief than us. Were not even getting revenge. Were just telling you that your fairy tales are ridiculous, and then you whine about people harassing you after you consistently harass them. Your a filthy hypocrite.
Um I dont know why Ex-a brought this up, but now that the secret is out. Maddy is actually Batman…
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4:32 pm
I call it flirting because honestly I can’t come up with another reason why you’d be so fixated on me, and if not with me than clearly with Maddy.
That being said, you’re the guests here it’s quite rude for a bunch of liberal atheists to barge in and act so suborn and condescending, and then get defensive and whine about it when they’re called out on it.
To drill this point further. Not once have I called you an improper name yet you have repeatedly called me B**ch, Salt of the Earth, Scum of the Earth, moron, idiot, female Hitler and other such unchristian names.
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4:47 pm
Actually Ex-A it’s time you knew the truth… I’m Batman…
And for another thing acting like you used to be atheist is sad I mean come on you’re obviously not. That would mean you used to beleived in logic at one point and this bullshit isnt logical in the least.
I beleive when I first started commenting on this site I gave my opinion without throwing names out, you (christians) threw the first stone. And I see the part of the comment that was directed at me has little to do with what I said to you.
Gonna be stupid on the interet? Expect negative comments honey.
Don’t be mad because L&L and I are you calling you out on being a bully. The fact that you deny it is rather sad.
Batman out ;D
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4:56 pm
“I call it flirting because honestly I can’t come up with another reason why you’d be so fixated on me, and if not with me than clearly with Maddy.
That being said, you’re the guests here it’s quite rude for a bunch of liberal atheists to barge in and act so suborn and condescending, and then get defensive and whine about it when they’re called out on it.
To drill this point further. Not once have I called you an improper name yet you have repeatedly called me B**ch, Salt of the Earth, Scum of the Earth, moron, idiot, female Hitler and other such unchristian names.”
I’m sorry to say this ex-atheist but im not fixated on you, I just fixate on anyone attacking another person. Which you seem to almost always do in all of your posts. I’d also like to say it seems your grasping at straws now, by trying to include Maddy in this statement.
Secondly, there are no so called “guests” on any website. It’s open to the public, and the fact that there is a comment section right underneath for anyone to comment on shows the right for free speech. You aren’t the owner of this website, so with that being said, if I was a “guest” you would also be one. Don’t think of yourself so highly, because no matter what I’ll still treat you the same way you treat others.
Just because you don’t use derogatory words, doesn’t mean your still implying the same effect. You continually insert racial, and homophobic remarks in almost every topic. And to further top that, you also keep bashing Claire, and have now starting bringing maddy into conversations. Sure your not derogatory, but your still implying the same kind of attacks. Difference? A couple fucks, and a couple bitches. No pun intended.
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10:02 pm
“there are no so called “guests” on any website.”
Entitlement issues much?
Also by saying “no pun intended” the pun was clearly intended…
Also how am I bringing Maddy into this when first off. I was merely making a comparison as to who I am not like and secondly you’re the one who’s vigorously defending her.
Also I should stop using analogies with you two, it’s clear that you two can’t extract meaning from analogies. Instead you chuckle like two autistic people who also wouldn’t have been able to understand the meaning behind analogies.
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12:19 am
“Also I should stop using analogies with you two, it’s clear that you two can’t extract meaning from analogies. Instead you chuckle like two autistic people who also wouldn’t have been able to understand the meaning behind analogies.”
Would you like to say analogies one more time? What is that like 8 times in one sentence?
And look at this, bringing autistic people into the conversation too! Do you also like to make fun of them to there faces and push them over Ex-A? You know they already have enough problems, and now you have to bring this stuff up? (PS, thats being a bully in case you didn’t know).
We understand your analogies, were just making fun of you for using them. Learn what sarcasm is, makes you look a little bit less dumb. Yeah please close your mouth your drooling again.
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7:56 am
“thats being a bully in case you didn’t know”
Yeah especially since I don’t do that. I honestly don’t understand how you can conflate a comparison with the developmentally challenged with a pretty accurate descriptor of how you and Maddy react.
Also, it’s not “your”. Quite Ironic that YOU’RE calling me the mouthbreather.
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5:08 pm
Ex A you know how some babies were dropped on their heads at birth?… Were you thrown against a wall?
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5:33 pm
One thing I would like to say to you, “Ex-atheist”… There’s no such thing as an “ex” Atheist. You are either an Atheist now, scared of what’s to come after death so you hop on the bandwagon of religious nutjobs, or you were never an Atheist and you were just following fads or lost your faith momentarily from some temporarily traumatic event.
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7:45 pm
Maddy, if you can’t add anything other than insults I believe we’re done here.
Free-Thinker:
“There’s no such thing as an “ex” atheist.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AT_bMuFBfs
About that…
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9:09 pm
Seeing how he’s a brilliant and successful person, I’ll take that as a complement Claire. Thank you.
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9:14 pm
“brilliant” Ex-atheist you are a fucking idiot if you truly believe this.
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9:24 pm
haha i laugh at the fact that she can only make fun of one grammer mistake while im typing most of this on my phone. Good job though, you got me sooooo good =).
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1:26 am
“Maddy, if you can’t add anything other than insults I believe we’re done here.”
Oh really? I guess you don’t remember the time i paid BVBArmyChick a compliment and you said
“Go figure the emosexual admires and wants to be like the witch.”
Hmm sounds like an insult to both me and her…
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12:59 pm
L&L:
“haha” “i” “grammer” “im” The sentence containing these is a run-on. Also that is a terrible excuse, Even while typing on a cellular device, I do so in the most eloquent way possible.
Maddy:
Yes I was pointing out an observable fact. You’re clearly an emosexual and BVBarmychick clearly wrote on her article that she was a wiccan or satanist or some other blasphemy. If pointing out observable truths is too offensive then I’ll try to lie for your sake and make it a bit more politically correct.
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7:05 pm
Awee Ex-A has to use CD’s star. How cute, again needing to steal other peoples idea’s to get an okay comeback… From a person using homogays in all her sentences, you can’t even talk about grammar mistakes, you just proved yourself hypocritical once again. Good Job again, because yourrr soo gooddd. Please do what your best at, and go make a sandwich, let the grown ups talk =)
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7:24 pm
As fun as it is, there’s no sense in beating an ex-athe- …I mean, a dead horse.
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11:53 pm
L&L:
The tone of your writing style is growing increasingly more desperate. Laughter in an argument is a sign of insecurity. I don’t understand why one would be proud of such weakness.
FreakazoidVocaloid:
Yes that was quite witty the first time. Keep at it!
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5:17 am
laughter in an arguement? wow you really have to start making things up here dont you? You don’t make sense during any argument, yet for some reason you think your right when everyone knows your wrong.
I thought Id try to see reasoning behind you, but there isn’t. Your a filthy hypocrite, a coward, and mostly a stuck up bitch. Notice how many people diss you on here? Ill give you a hint why.. Its because you suck at life =). Your litle christian friends won’t even back you up. And it’s honestly hillarious to watch someone try so hard, and still fail miserably. You tried, congrats. But you’ll still be the one person people hate because your an ultra christian bully, who is racist as well as homophobic. Come back once you get a real life, and you’ve made a couple friends. Maybe then I’ll take you seriously. Basically to sum it up Your just pathetic, and I feel sorry for you.
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5:45 am
L&L, you are a bully, and a spectacularly inept one at that. And you can’t resist resorting to misogynist slurs like “bitch” and “make me a sammich”. Pathetic.
I don’t know why Ex-atheist even bothers trying to talk to you.
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3:43 pm
To be honest exbrony, I don’t know why either.. She makes little sense in any actual debate, and then resorts to personal attacks when she can’t defend herself, which of course causes retorts and ends up in a complete hate battle.
Im a bully? Oh wait your the one who agrees with hating homosexuals. I almost forgot. Thanks for also being a hypocrite.
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3:46 pm
Actually why the fuck am i even arguing. I just wasted time out of my life to have a discussion with someone who can’t even comprehend grade 6 math. Peace, shes just a waste of time haha
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8:08 am
Couldn’t help it. Since you’re so bent on being one of the resident “Grammar Specialists”, then learn to use it properly. (Either that or join the Gelding on the bench.)
“Also how am I bringing Maddy into this when first off. I was merely making a comparison as to who I am not like and secondly you’re the one who’s vigorously defending her.”
Since you seem to enjoy it when a grammar issue becomes…..an issue, perhaps some others would care to comment on what is wrong with this sentence(?)…sentences(?). Run-on? Poor punctuation placement or omission?
“this is nothing like the deliberate antagonizing whining you’re dishing out L&L.”
Maybe this one would be good too. Believe it or not, this is supposed to be a complete sentence. Huh.
(C’mon, Cartoon. A little “constructive criticism will do you good.)
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1:24 am
Wow, that was a long argument. Somewhat related (to some aspect), here’s proof that the context created by our mind perverts ideas from words,and not the words themselves are ‘dirty’. (Excuse that crappy wording)
“I’d like to tell you a story about a cock and a pussy and a beaver and a bitch and an ass.” – George Carlin
Try interpreting that all as animal names and not genitalia.
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6:32 pm
What’s wrong with a girl making the first move? What if the guy is oblivious to the fact the girl likes him, and it takes the girl’s first move to start the relationship?
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6:56 pm
If the guy was oblivious then clearly he didn’t like her in the first place.
The proper woman doesn’t chase boys around, and has figured out how to get boys to chase her.
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But girls can make the first move without being “boy chasers “…Hell, my girlfriend made the first move and we’ve been happy together for a few years now.
Other than being oblivious, a guy could just be too shy to make the first move
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7:31 pm
What a sweet story O-Dawg! When is the wedding? Do you need a best man?
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7:56 pm
Marriage?! Oh no no…We’re not ready for marriage yet! While I plan to marry her someday, that day is not in the near future…
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8:02 pm
A man should not be shy.
That being said, I do hope the best for you and your girlfriend.
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8:07 pm
“A man should not be shy.”
Maybe…While I’m not a shy person, I do know quite a few…I guess some guys just can’t help being shy…
“That being said, I do hope the best for you and your girlfriend.”
Why thank you for the very nice compliment
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4:27 am
“A man should not be shy.
That being said, I do hope the best for you and your girlfriend.”
*facepalm*
If a girl do the 1st step on a guy, it doesn’t mean he’s shy.
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7:17 am
Ex atheist come and suck my cock you slut, stop being such a crying bitch, btw I wanted your mom she’s such a whore
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1:07 am
Ex-A, could we drop the “slut” talk? Nobody on this site uses the N-word or words like “faggot”, so I don’t see why anybody should be using misogynist slurs.
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4:28 am
Says the one who called me “an asshole”.
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4:32 am
The word “asshole” is not misogynist. Comprendes?
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5:29 pm
It’s still offensive…
Now if you cry about someone using misogynist language, than you should look all words who are offensive in any way, not just the “misogynist” one.
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8:35 pm
Not true. By your stupid reasoning I couldn’t complain about the N-word without complaining about the word “shit”.
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8:12 am
“Not true. By your stupid reasoning I couldn’t complain about the N-word without complaining about the word “shit”.”
You could.
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12:40 pm
As much as some women do conform or promote the “slut” label you do make a point, it has become a pejorative term for femalekind in general.
I will stop using it.
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10:39 pm
Thanks, Ex-A. I appreciate your thoughtfulness and integrity.
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1:56 pm
I’ll see you in hell.
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10:06 am
Who put a computer in your kitchen? your man needs to be more dominate and put a password on internet explorer.
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6:52 pm
Laughing man…you are the type of male that I would make my bitch just to prove women can be just as strong & self sufficient as men.
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12:41 am
Ahahahaha that is just silly. I know plenty of girls that make the first step. And where in the Bible does God ever mention that guys have to do it?
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6:27 pm
And by allowing the females to make the first move, the males become submissive to the females, causing the men themselves to act more effiminate and eventually gay. This must be a part of Satan’s plans.
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4:36 am
You say that because none of your (ex)girlfriends did ever make the 1st step?
If your logic would be true then there would be way more gays now.
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4:39 pm
“Teenage girls have adopted the song lyrics into some twisted philosophy that excuses their shameful sexual behavior, including but not limited to — garage sex, random sex, pre-marital sex, unsafe sex, hot sex, and grass sex.”
Really Mr. Figs…. I think you watch too much porn, because you think too much about sex and other perv things… or you lack of sex… that could be also…
“possibly Mexican due to his lawn mowing, to rape and have unclean sex with.)”
You never saw an american to mow the lawn or heard about one who did rape anyone?
“Teen pregnancies have increased 3000% since the songs release. ”
As L.N. said… can you prove it?
“The sad fact is if your daughter listens to this song SHE WILL BE A SLUT, and will likely give birth to a drug-addicted ethnic child.”
Kinda harsh words for a cristian. You should behave more.
“The first line expresses Carly’s desire to trade her beautiful God-created body to Satan for lusty carnal desires of the flesh, in order to have her vagina infiltrated by random men. The second line states her willingness to offer sexual services such as “blowjibbers” for monetary compensation. The third and fourth lines attempt to claim that Carly isn’t usually this slutty, but since the man is in front of her, she might as well have unprotected gang-sex with him and his friends.”
You really are perv O.o
“Carly Rae wants our daughters to give out their telephone numbers to strange men. What good could come of this? Mindless sex? AIDS? Perhaps pregnancy? Carly Rae should consider changing her name to Carly Rape, because that is what she is blatantly promoting.”
She don’t. How do you call “meeting with new people”? Talking to people, which you already know?
“So how can we curb this slutty songstresses message? Do we enact female circumcision like the savages of Africa, because while cruel, it is a viable way of curbing sluttiness. Do we lock up our teen girls and force them to date and reproduce with men of our choosing? Do we cancel our Earthlink internet service so Youtube is not accessible?”
If the song would promote, anything of what you claim, it wouldn’t be published.
“Destroy all of your radios, Youtube accesors and Pandora’s box music services. Ban her from using the Spotify service as well.”
Don’t forget to destroy TV also (MTV and such programs).
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11:44 pm
I think what scares me more than any of his insane sexual fantasies is that he names Earthlink as a primary internet provider.
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6:34 pm
Well, I’ve heard the song and while I can agree that it’s pretty much the stupidest song I ever heard of and makes me want to scratch my ears out, it hasn’t turned me or any of my roommates into sluts. Or my sisters for that matter.
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6:59 pm
“…it hasn’t turned me or any of my roommates into sluts. Or my sisters for that matter.”
May I be so bold as to suggest that you and your lot already were sl*ts before hearing this song? From the pornography you routinely pollute this site with, I’m sure I’m not that far off.
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No, me and my sisters have been raised to save ourselves for marriage, and from what I know about my roommates after living with them for nine months is that we all have better things to do than chase boys. So you’re very far off.
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7:17 pm
Excellent news, CD! Your post made my day!
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8:09 pm
I don’t give a shit if it did.
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1:44 pm
“Has anyone ever told you you look like you were CLONED from Elton johns foreskin”
“Just an observation”
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3:53 pm
Ummmm pffffffttttt hahahahaha
I have no idea where that came from but that was funny.
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3:55 pm
Pitt why are you complementing him! Your being to nice haha
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4:03 pm
“that complement” was for
Erich Sean not CelestialDeth
compare eltons photo with Erich Sean’s Avater
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4:06 pm
No, I think Love&Luck meant that Elton John’s foreskin is still way too good looking to be Erich.
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4:09 pm
haha sorry about the misunderstanding there pitt. Yeah i meant what CD just said lol.
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7:21 pm
“May I be so bold as to suggest that you and your lot already were sl*ts before hearing this song?”
Bold is an understatement, Erich. That was just flat out RUDE. Bad boy. Bad, bad boy.
“From the pornography you routinely pollute this site with…”
Apparently you weren’t around a few months ago when this site was at the top of the “hit” list for gay porn. Sadly, it was your own members that were the biggest culprits. So, you might want to go back over some of the older “articles” here before any of YOUR kind point fingers.
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12:09 am
God I love this you tried star.. Too Funny
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12:25 am
“A” for effort, “F” for everything else. xD
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12:33 am
haha I know right?
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7:49 pm
“Notice how exbrony hasn’t popped up and yelled at Figs…”
Aren’t ponies and…….jackasses friends?
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8:09 pm
HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT HERE’S MY NUMBER SO CALL ME MAYBE!
I didn’t care much for the song before, but now that I’ve read this “intelligent” article, I’ve realized my newfound love for it.
Oh, & by the way, clearly you’ve had to have heard the song to wrote the article, so, does that make you a slut?
I think it does.
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12:32 am
How retarded can you people be?
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5:50 pm
*sigh* its just a song…..and for that matter the lyrics for these kind of songs are POINTLESS and RANDOM but if you don’t understand that, you must have the bibble so far up ur A@$ that you cant think straight
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7:27 am
So wait a minute—y’all stated that it promotes ‘unsafe sex’ among other things. Is that to say that you’re in favor of birth control?
How very… unchristian!
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10:59 am
Screw off. Its a song for crying out loud. You really got ALL OF THAT out of a SONG? Dumbass. You & people like yourself are why the world has an infinite amount of stupidity.
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3:00 pm
So why do you hate non-white people so much?
And what in the world is a “blowjibber”?
Please tell me you don’t mean blowjob because I feel so bad for you dude.
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12:49 pm
As with any of this trash you post,and oddly enough like the bible, What proof do you have to back this up?
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2:17 pm
I think this post is complete bull to be honest! What is all this crap about a song turning someone into a slut?! I mean seriously! If your daughter is a slut then it is her own choice, I listen to this kind of music all the time and I have only slept with one guy having lost my virginity at 19.
I also listen to a lot of rap music, does that automatically make me a thug?
As for men having to make the first move, I agree that is generally seen as the ‘norm’ in todays society but this is a modern generation and I see no harm in a woman approaching a man.
I am an atheist, I belive that science is the cause of the formation of the world and all that has come to be. After all if there was an almighty lord why would he allow such suffering as war, poverty and famine? And as a last point on this article if the lord created everyone equally in his image why would it be wrong for your daughters to form interacial relationships? Your lord created them too didn’t he? And as a finishing point, although many christians are against cannabis, if it is such a sin then why your lord have created it in the first place?
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3:38 pm
A lot of ignorance and sluttiness abound in the comments. Celestial Death, L.N. and Ourborous are all transexual slut tramps. They have invalid opinions and would be much better served by writing a book or helping out their community than spreading filth on a beautiful Christian website.
I am not reading a lot of these comments because it is a bunch of rabble-rousing advocacy for whorishness and impure life styles.
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3:50 pm
“They have invalid opinions and would be much better served by writing a book or helping out their community than spreading filth on a beautiful Christian website.”
Who says? You? Why? Just because you’re a Christian? Guess what, asshat, that’s a position you constantly have to qualify for, you can’t just call yourself a Christian and be done with it, and it’s certainly NOT a position that makes you better than anyone else.
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3:52 pm
“. *CelestialDeth, L.N. and *Ouroboros are all transexual slut tramps”
I laugh hysterically at your assumption…You sir are a crazy crazy man
Also, I fixed your mispelled names since you seem to be unable to read
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6:50 pm
Aww, I didn’t make your list of people you hate? I’m hurt. I tried so hard to be invalid and slutty.
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5:44 pm
“A lot of ignorance and sluttiness abound in the comments. Celestial Death, L.N. and Ourborous are all transexual slut tramps. They have invalid opinions and would be much better served by writing a book or helping out their community than spreading filth on a beautiful Christian website.
I am not reading a lot of these comments because it is a bunch of rabble-rousing advocacy for whorishness and impure life styles.”
Calling others “transexual slut tramps”…. you’re so “christian”.
*waits for exbrony to remind Mr. Figs of the use of misogynist language*
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3:36 am
nice twitter “nigga”
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3:43 am
Whoa! Enough of the racism.
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12:42 pm
If they have invalid opinions, then so do you, cause you’re no different.
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12:56 am
Look what I just read in the Bible! Romans 14:1-13 – “As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions. One person believes he may eat anything, while the weak person eats only vegetables. Let not the one who eats despise the one who abstains, and let not the one who abstains pass judgment on the one who eats, for God has welcomed him. Who are you to pass judgment on the servant of another? It is before his own master that he stands or falls. And he will be upheld, for the Lord is able to make him stand. One person esteems one day as better than another, while another esteems all days alike. Each one should be fully convinced in his own mind.” Hmm, Mr. Figs… for a man of such strong faith, you sure don’t dive into the word much.
BTW: “A lot of ignorance and sluttiness abound in the comments. Celestial Death, L.N. and Ourborous are all transexual slut tramps.” Whoa, that’s some extreme judgement for people you don’t know in real life.
Exodus 20:16 – “You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor.”
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8:15 am
A transgender homeless prostitute? Are you insulting another human being for not being as fortunate as yourself? For not being blessed with the ability to obtain a home of their own? What kind of Christian are you? Surely your soul shall perish in the firey depths of a true eternal paradise if you do not find it within yourself to forgive.
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3:56 pm
You’re still filthy sinners who would be much better off climbing out of your mother’s basement and catching some sunlight. Perhaps volunteer at a soup kitchen instead of harassing a holy man
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3:59 pm
You can’t actually prove what we’re saying is wrong. What you use isn’t ‘faith’, it’s bullshit and lies. You aren’t holy, you’re a demon. You would rather lash out at society and put down and torment others just because you’re a sick bastard who can’t stand the idea that people are different.
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4:03 pm
“…Climbing out o you mother’s basement and catching some sunlight.”
And there you go making assumptions again…
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5:47 pm
“Perhaps volunteer at a soup kitchen instead of harassing a holy man”
Calling yourself a “holy man”, while you insult other people with “transexual slut tramps”…. that’s really “holy”… Jesus would be “proud”.
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2:47 pm
“…instead of harassing a holy man”
When we SEE a truly holy man on here, he will get respect. Until then, we’re stuck with the likes of you. So, get used to it.
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1:44 am
Arn’t “holy men” not supposed to judge, for the only one to judge is Jesus himself. And to judge others as if you where is a sin worthy of an eternity in hell? Thats what the bible said.
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1:00 am
It does say in the Bible “Who are you to judge your neighbor?” (James 4:12) And yes, only the Father may judge us.
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4:02 pm
When you curse and use derogatory language, are you any different from what you accuse me of being?
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4:06 pm
We back up our reasonings, you sit there and act like you’re better than people just because you want to shove a book down their throats and oppress their rights. You’re the kind of asshole who wouldn’t have a problem killing someone who was different if you had a knife and you were in a dark alleyway.
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5:52 pm
“When you curse and use derogatory language, are you any different from what you accuse me of being?”
You could ask the same questions yourself.
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6:35 am
I found this article on facebook linked to my news feed. Looked interesting so figured I would read it. First off, how could you think one song could turn teenage daughters into sluts. I am 18 years old and I don’t know one girl that got the impression for this song that “hey I wanna go have wild sex, never.” second, how do you call yourself believers in Christianity because last time I checked and it’s been a while but that is not how the church was ran around here dictating what you were and weren’t allowed to listening too saying that if you listen to a song it will garrenteed to turn you into a slut. I’m pretty sure society is doing that it’s self I’ve seen more movies social media and music be sexual explicit that anything. It’s also how they are being raised it really depends on the parents. I’ve seen highly religious Christian family have there daughter end up sex before marriage it’s here choice. God will accept you for what you do I don’t see why not. He is suppose to love everyone and not judge.
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1:03 am
Dude, amen. That was seriously well-put.
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6:59 pm
Call me maybe is a stupid song….why is there even an “article,” satirical or not, about it?
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9:43 pm
(First of all, I would like to apologize to the owners of the site for ‘ruining the magic’ , but after six months of reading, I just can’t take it anymore.)
Oh my god there are people who don’t know this website is a joke?
I know this must be old news, but I’ve never read the comments before.
I just… oh my god, it’s a joke! NO ONE ACTUALLY THINKS THIS. And, if I met any of you in real life, I would punch you in the face for being so stupid.
Let me say it again:
This article, this website, and everything affiliated with it IS A JOKE.
Goodbye, and I hate you.
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1:42 am
How are people who have never been nor heard of the site supposed to know it’s a joke? This isn’t even funny either. It’s way too much work to put into a site…
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12:29 pm
THIS IS COMEDY IDIOTS
SEARCH FOR THE AITHOR ON GOOGLE AND YOU FIND THIS
https://twitter.com/#!/markyfigs
IDIOTS! ITS NOT REAL
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8:28 am
I know it’s not real, but if you find that funny, than you have a wierd humor.
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8:51 pm
Brother Figs has done the world a great service by sharing his wisdom here. I hope more people will take his words to heart.
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9:01 pm
Fig Newton is an idiot that can’t look at anything without shouting out something about the devil.
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5:49 am
Or sex.
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6:14 am
Or sex with the devil…
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7:08 am
“I hope more people will take his words to heart.”
…and I hope they take them to their local Minister and show him/her the type of outside barrage of misinformation and hatred your site offers our children.
CRANK THE RADIO, PARENTS!!! IT’S JUST MUSIC!!!
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7:40 am
You people are fucking inbred idiots. God help you for all the judgement you spew, and the lies you try to spread. Real children of God try not to judge others, because God is the only one that can judge
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1:16 pm
Jesus here,
Just wanted to let you all know that I see this song as a girl liking a boy who she maybe would like to date. Look at his abs, I would date him too.
Or, as my Father would say… “Dance on, my children… dance on.”
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1:39 am
This. This is the funniest thing in the whole internet. You guys look way to into music. Tru, she is dressed like a complete whore, but she isn’t promotine slutty behaivor in the least. Actual sluts are on the street you all live on. Are you not going to let your daughters outside? Can they not go to public places? Do you have to interogate their friends so that they don’t hangout with “garage band dark boys”. That is extremly racist and YOU sould be ashamed to agree with whoever put this up. I mean, come on now! All this song is is a girl who likes a guy and wants to give him her number. So if likeing someone makes you a slutty whore then practiacally everyone in the world is a slut.Even you, if you’re married with children. And not ONCE did she say anything about sex, Satan, gangs, drugs or garage bands. Don’t get me wrong, this is a horrible song and I wouldn’t want my kids listening to it, but only because the song isn’t GOOD! So please, before you go around accusing people of being satan worshipping sluts, think “Mabey I’m looking abit too far into this,”
Good night everyone.
PS. Also, if my name here didn’t have the word “athiest” in it, you would think about what I just said a littke more.
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11:07 am
Thank the Lord the gang banger wannabee is a homo. Otherwise Carley Rape would have had grass sex.
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2:17 pm
I think most of you defending this are small minded lunatics. I don’t push my views upon you, don’t spout your supposedly “christian” blather my way. I will never read another article on this site again
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4:53 pm
hahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahaha. This is actually how you think?
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5:17 pm
Ok first of all should a deacon really be using words as slut and whore. In fact upon reading comments you tell one person and i quote “When you curse and use derogatory language, are you any different from what you accuse me of being?” which would in fat make you a hypocrite as you are judging Miss. Jepsen and calling her a whore who wants to have sex with anyone. As far as i was aware such language was not tolerated in the bible “Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen”
Second of all your interpretation of the song is not only mis-guided but you have also made unjustified accusations and are judging how she lives her life when the bible clearly states Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.” You obviously do not know her well enough to make any of the points about her life that you have indeed made. As for he song it is only about a girl who finds herself in love and wishes he would call her but is too scared to talk to him. It does not indicate sex at all and it is wrong for it to be seen that way.
As for the song promoting rape this is just a silly accusation that has no factual proof to back it up at all.
By the way i am only 18 and i have just proven what soe people have been saying on here for a while with FACT.
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5:07 pm
Lol this is absolutely hilarious. You say that this is all devils work, but every time you write the words slut, or whore, you’re promoting Bad language to everybody ON THE INTERNET!! Not to mention that’s your own perspective! She made many more songs than just that one, and thousands of other artists wrote dirtier songs and you complain about this one. You just promoted evil yourself, demon undercover? Teen pregnancy rate up 3000%? have you seen our population lately? not to mention if you say if they listen to this they WILL become sluts, that means if you promote this you ARE EVIL. You guess way too much to make a point, you said all garage bands are basically no life people who smoke grass..When i have many friends that stay in school, not pregnant or stupid such as yourself, at the same time they smoke it. You’re a fool. None of that is valid at all. There’s no background information, there’s nothing, All i see is a bunch of conclusions made by a man who probably had his daughter or son turn into a slut, and the only way that happens is how you raise your kid. Good luck!
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8:05 pm
She is a whore. No question about that.
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4:18 pm
This is one of the most hilarious, yet frightening things I have ever read. It’s scary to know that there are people out there who actually think this way. Yikes! If you’re the son or daughter of the author (crazy person), please get help NOW!
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5:13 pm
Why did i just read?! The ignorance is incredible! She is not a slut, nor will children who listen to this song turn the girls into sluts for satan. Thank you for my daily dose of ignorance!
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3:02 pm
Thanks Brother Figs for another stunning exposé of the debauched hidden messages in mainstream pop music. Keep up the great work!
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8:31 pm
All I have to say is ignorant Christians that condemn mindlessly are blind
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6:22 am
The way i see it, this song in combination with the clip teaches young women that it is no use and an utter waste of time to chase men, because there´s a big chance the guy they are after is gay.
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4:14 pm
Your logic it’s just amazing.
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1:51 am
I just love how this is all fake. Just imagine if there were people as stupid as this in the world. *shudders*
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9:35 am
unfortunaltey… there are such people
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1:41 am
LOL. Can I be a slut for satan too?! I’ve always wanted to be an immoral bastard for fantasy creatures from bronze age make believe land.
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2:21 am
I’m a christian and mexican. Instead of explaining how wrong, offensive, and completely warped your mind is….I decided I will pray for your soul, because God knows you need it.
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6:08 pm
Typical religious views imposing on the community…..such a load of crap.
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11:05 am
As i see it this is just a site being run by one or more sexually frustrated person or persons who probably has never been with a female (Probably never will) and who hides behind GOD to try and justify the filth they write. People who write things like what im seeing on here are people who most likely didnt have a life the way they wanted it when they were growing up so they pick on the innocent, and they know Carly rae jepson probably will never look at this site and with knowing that these people write nasty things to get a rise outta fans..To those who run this site and those who think the people who run this site has a point why dont you get a life!!!!
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9:03 am
Yes Satanism is totally about sexual desires and worldly pleasures why not enjoy it while we are here? There are more christians living as satanists and they dont even know it.
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7:31 pm
Really? It’s a song. I don’t see any sluts being made by this song. It’s just a song. See, I’m religious myself. Catholic/Christian. And I believe in Jesus is our Lord and Saviour. It’s people like you that give aethists ammunition against us. Carly Rae just wrote a song. Everything you said was by your own divining. She never said she’d sell her soul to Satan. She never said she’d do it with every guy. And seriously? The comment on the picture, and I quote,”Carly Rae eyeing up another man, possibly Mexican due to his lawn mowing, to rape and have unclean sex with.” That’s incredibly racist. I’m mexican. I’ve never mowed a lawn in my life; sure I do odd-jobs for my neighbors, but for no pay what-so-ever. You are an incredibly racist and ignorant person.
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2:02 am
I am soooooo mad at this old man that thinks im a slut.
Yeah i listen to that song, have it on my IPhone and just because i listen to it doesnt make me a slut and having garage sex, and being fingered. Im a virgin and i dont plan on having sex until after im married. You dont know what your talking about, im sorry but you dont. And she is SO not talking about being raped and raping. Shes trying to get the guys attention. You have the song so wrong. And telling people there whores for listening to a song. Thats extremly racists.
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8:48 pm
Oh but he will now that its been pointed out.
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12:45 am
There is nothing misogynistic about using proper descriptive terms about people. If Brother Figs was using those terms as derogatory slang, then it would be misogynist language, but as a proper description.
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1:04 am
Mark, It would be great if you could refrain from using such misogynist language in your articles. It denigrates women and reflects poorly on you.
I’m sure a writer of your talent should find it easy enough to retool his vocabulary, which would make for a more entertaining and less icky read.
Maddy, I’m not sure what you’re on about. I can’t comment on a story that I haven’t read. I live in Australia, where we are in a very different time zone.
Claire, you remain deeply insincere and breathtakingly hypocritical. You never call LN out on his misogynist language, do you?
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1:09 am
BTW, Claire, nothing in this story was “uttered”; it was typed.
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12:49 am
So me calling you a bumbling douchebag, that probably smells his own farts because his heads so far up his ass wouldn’t be misogynist? Considering I’m just using proper descriptive terms about you? Okay awesome!
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12:53 am
I was wondering when you’d be back. Need some fresh air after hiding under your rock for a few weeks?
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12:55 am
Actually, no it wouldn’t be misogynistic. I am a man, you moron.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/misogynist
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1:03 am
It would be slander though, since none of it is true.
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12:58 am
I was here a few days ago. I have been a an awards show/convention for Nightclub owners this weekend and didn’t have time to look at all the stupidity that you detractors keep posting.
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12:58 am
I was here a few days ago. I have been at an awards show/convention for Nightclub owners this weekend and didn’t have time to look at all the stupidity that you detractors keep posting.
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1:08 am
Good grief, L&L is dumb.
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1:13 am
There’s really a convention for that? o__O
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1:58 am
Absolutely. It is one of the largest convention of the year. It happens in a different city every year to spotlight nightclubs that other people who own clubs might never see otherwise. It is a great way to get new ideas for your businesses and to meet possible new partners for future businesses.
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4:54 am
Huh. Learn something new every day…
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1:52 pm
Bruce, you don’t work at or own any night clubs, and your little fort that your mother lets you make Saturday nights doesn’t count.
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3:52 pm
I think its all true son… And everyone agrees. Your just that big of a douche bag. So none of its slander, its all true. And your actually a female, judging by how big of a bitch you are. But again Nice try. CD I need your golden star!
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3:57 pm
I should say everyone that matters agrees. Unfortunately people in your cult are so low on the list, that there words mean nothing to… to well anyone other than themselves.
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11:11 am
Not going on about anything I just said I’m sure you will say something about it after Claire pointed it out.
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11:53 am
“Claire, you remain deeply insincere and breathtakingly hypocritical. You never call LN out on his misogynist language, do you?”
Find the ACTUAL definition of what misogynistic language is and then try to tell me with a straight face that I use it.
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11:53 am
Eh, I have now brought this up with Chuck, Billy Ray (twice), Mark E. Figs and Ex-A. Their response has been no more satisfactory than has Claire’s, and to be frank it’s starting to put me off this site a little bit.
Mind you, Claire agrees that misogynist language is harmful to women. But she continues to use it and she continues to support LN’s use of it.
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11:56 am
God damn you’re stupid, you really are.
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12:00 pm
How so?
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12:04 pm
You can’t define misogyny, you’ll use someone’s sarcastic comment in a very stupid way, and you completely ignore the hypocrisy and horrible ideas that Cultwire has, JUST so you can find ONE flaw in someone else’s argument and somehow act victorious against them like the idiot you are.
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12:36 pm
“whatever happened to your favorite saying of “You don’t understand this site”?”
I understand the basic nature of the site, but I think that there are good ways and bad ways of doing things. I think that using misogynistic language is a bad way of doing things.
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10:51 am
“Mind you, Claire agrees that misogynist language is harmful to women. But she continues to use it and she continues to support LN’s use of it.”
Calling a women a “slut” is hamrful, but calling someone else an “asshole” is innocent?
Hypocrite…..
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12:14 pm
LN,
You think the C-word is not misogynist.
You think the N-word means “fool” and does not come from the word “negro”.
You think that evolution has a plan.
You think that homosexuality might be some sort of pre-programmed anti-overpopulation mechanism. (Is there a bit of DNA that goes “Uh-oh! We’ve been churning out too many breeders lately. Let’s make this one a gay”?)
You think that Leviticus does not prohibit hot, sweaty, man-on-man backdoor shenanigans.
You think that black is white and up is down and the sky is green and the sea is pink with purple polka dots.
It’s pointless even talking to you. You say the first thing that pops into your head, you assert that it’s incontrovertible fact and then you defend it to the death.
And whenever someone tries to explain to you why you are wrong — and point you to the evidence — you call them an idiot. And that is the glace cherry on a very depressing cake.
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12:51 pm
“You think the C-word is not misogynist.”
It isn’t, you can’t define what is or isn’t misogynistic.
“You think the N-word means “fool” and does not come from the word “negro”.”
It did mean fool. If you actually looked at a history book once in a while, you’d see that.
“You think that evolution has a plan.”
Never said that, you’re just confused and stupid.
“You think that homosexuality might be some sort of pre-programmed anti-overpopulation mechanism. (Is there a bit of DNA that goes “Uh-oh! We’ve been churning out too many breeders lately. Let’s make this one a gay”?)”
There have been gay people throughout history, and considering how various traits have been constantly changing over the times, it really shouldn’t be surprising that something like that could happen.
“You think that Leviticus does not prohibit hot, sweaty, man-on-man backdoor shenanigans.”
You have yet to show proof that the word ‘lay’ did indeed mean ‘to have sex’ back then.
“You think that black is white and up is down and the sky is green and the sea is pink with purple polka dots.”
Now you’re just being flat-out moronic.
“It’s pointless even talking to you. You say the first thing that pops into your head, you assert that it’s incontrovertible fact and then you defend it to the death.”
Sounds something like what you do, really Pony Lover.
“And whenever someone tries to explain to you why you are wrong — and point you to the evidence — you call them an idiot. And that is the glace cherry on a very depressing cake.”
What proof have you EVER actually put up?
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1:04 pm
See what I mean? You vomit up utter nonsense and then defend it to the death.
“What proof have you EVER actually put up?”
Lots of it. None that you have ever bothered to look at, obviously.
But let’s try a little litmus test.
The N-word comes from the word “negro”, which means black. Can you accept that?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger#Etymology_and_history
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1:07 pm
Congrats, that’s one piece of evidence you’ve actually offered, now try the rest.
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1:11 pm
So do you now agree that the N-word comes from the word “negro”, which means “black”?
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1:14 pm
A bit, I guess in one sense the definition I found was in reverse, i.e. the people thought black people back then were fools so that’s how the definition that I learned came about.
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1:40 pm
Well that is a very grudging, half-hearted backpedal.
But I can see how your original misconception came about. It is understandable, and in normal circumstances it would be no big deal.
But when I tried to explain the real etymology of the word to you on the Tosh.0 thread you called me a “moron”.
I then linked the wiki etymology and you didn’t respond. I will assume that you never went back to that thread and so never saw the link.
But on this thread when I brought it up again you said: “It did mean fool. If you actually looked at a history book once in a while, you’d see that.”
You were obviously bullshitting, because I doubt very much that there are any history books that say any such thing (if there are, please tell me their titles and authors. If I can find them I will gladly concede that they do indeed say that).
I know that you hate me and that you want me to be wrong all the time, but I’m really not wrong all that often. Because I check my facts.
In future when you think I’m wrong you can do yourself a favour and take a few minutes to google it and find out for yourself.
If I’m right you will have saved yourself embarrassment. If I’m wrong you will have evidence to shove in my face.
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2:22 pm
You’re right, I didn’t go back to the Tosh.0 thread, because there was no need to when there were more current threads being active.
You really are nothing but a pompous asshole who thinks he’s always right, and will chime in just to feed your superiority complex. You have an issue with the word ‘bitch’, and you dismiss the story of Lilith, and yet you have no qualms over the words that Cultwire uses to describe homosexuals or black people (and in fact will join them in their use of the word ‘homogay’), and you don’t give a damn that the New and Old Testaments completely contradict each other and that neither can be true, yet you still insist that both are.
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1:19 pm
Claire…
Studies have constantly shown that women prefer men that are dominant, cunning, and quick to decision. This is why even in the 21 century it’s men who have to initiate the relationship. You aren’t going to get that with a woman asking a man out.
What’s happening is that women are becoming more and more loose while men become less and less interested in women. For example.
http://youtu.be/XdrF_dAaZO4
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if by the age of 60 feminism has turned every woman into a self serving harlot while men have become borderline homogay.
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2:33 pm
“homogay”
You will never learn huh?
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2:46 pm
“Studies have constantly shown that women prefer men that are dominant, cunning, and quick to decision.”
Not all women.
“This is why even in the 21 century it’s men who have to initiate the relationship.”
It is not completely necessary for a man to make the first move. They do not HAVE to.
“You aren’t going to get that with a woman asking a man out.”
… You have got to be kidding me.
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4:41 pm
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Why yes, it seems you are unable to learn how to stop beating a dead horse.
BVBArmyChick:
1. Yeah I know, some women are lesbians.
2. Yeah they don’t HAVE to, but more often than not successful relationships start with the man. If a woman initiates the relationships there’s a significantly higher chance that she will cheat on the man than if the man started the relationship.
3. I kid you not. If current trends continue a good 70% of men will be whipped by feminist indoctrination. Yet the sweet irony of the situation will be that these same feminists will still go after the alpha male mentality that they worked to hard to suppress.
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4:46 pm
“2. Yeah they don’t HAVE to, but more often than not successful relationships start with the man. If a woman initiates the relationships there’s a significantly higher chance that she will cheat on the man than if the man started the relationship.”
Where’s your proof that anything you just said there is true?
“3. I kid you not. If current trends continue a good 70% of men will be whipped by feminist indoctrination.”
Oh no! 70% of men will treat women with actual decency and equality! The horrors!
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10:20 pm
I don’t see how the intended way for courtship to start is in any way sexist.
But if I may ask Claire, would you as a man you fancy out?
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10:46 am
“36:
Why yes, it seems you are unable to learn how to stop beating a dead horse.”
Like you seems to be unable to learn the illogical meaning of the word “homogay”?
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8:46 pm
I still don’t see how it’s sexist, it’s only natural. All successful human culture has the man as the man as the dominant figure and the woman as the submissive. This is clearly how god intended us to live. There are a few cultures that do have a matriarchal society don’t get me wrong, but they’re the ones that praise motherhood and submissiveness. Even in those societies the men were the bread bringers.
I could understand feminism if it were a celebration of femininity, but that’s simply not the case, it’s forced androgyny created by lesbians and women who regretted having sex before marriage.
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9:20 pm
But women and men are equal Claire.
I’m glad I have the same opportunities that any man does. True egalitarian gender roles are impossible. It will never happen because our physiology wasn’t designed to do such things. You don’t see much women getting drafted into the military or working hard labor for example, and for good reason. Our bodies aren’t fit for such physical stresses.
So why aren’t there more women in government or in CEO positions? It’s because women aren’t willing to take as much risk as men are. It could also be that we’re inherently more feeling than men are while they’re more inherently thinking.
And there are women in government as well as women running fortune 500 companies. so this idea that there’s this all powerful patriarchy suppressing the rights of every woman is simply ridiculous, and a borderline conspiracy theory.
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6:44 pm
I think they’re on the same side.
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