Is Instagram Poisoning My Child With Porn?
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Instagram is one of the most vile internet applications online today. Described as “a fast, beautiful and fun way to share your photos with friends and family” this description is blatantly false. Instagram is a gateway to pornography and is responsible for ruining countless numbers of famiies.
How many times has your father excused himself from the dinner table to “use the bathroom” only to be caught in said bathroom, masturbating himself to a horribly-filtered photo of some flat-chested Jezebel or enticing Asian ladyboy? How many mothers have discovered their child’s horrible marijuana habit by browsing through Instagram’s photos and seeing pictures of deadly pot labeled with hashtags such as “KushArmy” or 4204SATAN?”
Lets not even get into the meaning of the name of the application itself. “Instagram” might fool you into thinking it’s about photography but in reality, Instagram is really the name of a reliable pot dealer. Users are allowed to click a special “filter” on the app that is designed to deliver a fresh gram of marijuana pot directly to their location. Do we want our children to be hand-delivered fresh Guatemalan pot when they could be sharing hilarious bible verses with one another?
Another reason that Instagram is destroying God’s pure American society is because it gives women a false sense of confidence. Women are to be clean and prepped for marriage and child-rearing. Instagram teaches these women that they can puff out their breasts, make an ugly duckling face and hundreds of people will reward this with “likes” despite these women doing absolutley nothing! Look at any “cam-whore” (slang for a woman who uses Instagram) and see they have thousands of followers, when people like Joel Osteen and the Rev. Billy Graham have 0 FOLLOWERS. What is the basis for this sinful sexism? Why should women get the praise instead of God when it is GOD who created them? Why are they being celebrated for taking a photo instead of raising four-to-six children and/or creating a delicious bean dip? Instagram is inspiring women to be confident about very little and that has this country in grave danger.
(typical Instagram user, taking advantage of the application’s various filters and effects.)
The main reason Instagram should be banished to hell, is because it is a gateway to pornography. Instagram is the number one supplier and distributer of pornography and is the easiest way your child can get hooked on the sinful practice of having sex on camera. The Instagram doesn’t ban or disallow photos of hardcore nudity or penetration, so your child has access to tons of of photos of drug-addicted bisexual hipsters baring their heroin-scar addled breats and buttocks or having filthy, unclean sex with one another — all disguised as “artistic” because it has a “lo-fi” or “Valencia” filter applied! Instagram is even more evil than regular adult movies, because ANYONE can look or get Instagram — and in turn get addicted to pornography.
Pride is a sin condemned by the Bible. It was the basis for the original sin. So why is pride celebrated on Instagram; is it because Pride is able to be filtered and cropped and uploaded to the internet? The virtual “circle jerk” that Instagram has created is disgusting; by heaping praise upon people with little-to-no talent and no artistic merit, we are creating a society that stresses that it’s ok to have no ambition, as long as you broadcast it online. Then you will be ok and people will accept you for being amazing and unique.
All of this contributes to Instagram’s degradation of families. It turns close-knit familial units into porno-consuming strangers to one another. Mothers and fathers are less concerned with going to Sunday service and more concerned with framing their sinful non-missionary style sex in an artistic manner. Daughters spend time experimenting with push-up bras and tampons and document it all with Instagram. Our sons begin to dabble in pederasty as they publish shirt-less photos of them “bro-ing” out by the pool and in turn garner a significant amount of “sugar daddies” who desire to have Greek-style gay anal sex intercourse with them. Dinner time is reduced to a series of shutter clicks as everyone rushes to photograph their meals and label them with the hideous hashtag “foodporn” — yes even our delectable foods are subjected to this disgusting porno treatmeant.
It’s for those reasons above that I am stressing a boycott of Intsagram. I am tired of this pot-dealing enabler of sin being able to masquerade as a beneficial function to our American teens. If you or anyone you know is using Instagram and would like to get help, please contact this hotline.
Let me pull you from Satan’s grasp and help seat you into God’s lap.
Figs out.
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Author: Mark E. Figs
Mark is an award-winning children's author, and Christian Conspiracy Theorist can be found on Facebook and Twitter -- (Mark E. Figs)
8:35 pm
“Hilarious bible verses” is an oxymoron in itself.
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no it’s not. here’s one:
Leviticus 20:9
If anyone curses his father or mother, he must be put to death.
delightfully amusing, as this would mean that almost every teen in the world should have died! isn’t murdering children great?
Ezekiel 20:25-26 I also gave them over to statutes that were not good and laws they could not live by; I let them become defiled through their gifts—the sacrifice of every firstborn—that I might fill them with horror so they would know that I am the LORD.
this one is incredibly laughable because it’s jesus speaking, and it’s a direct contradiction to many peace things he says, like this next one.
John 14:27 Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you.
read the above passage to find this funny.
John 5:31 If I testify about myself, my testimony is not valid.
John 8:14 Even if I testify on my own behalf, my testimony is valid.
both of the above are jesus speaking, and it appears as if he has memory loss. tee hee!
Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.
who doesn’t find beating slaves to within an inch of their life funny? it’s one that’l leave you rolling on the ground for sure! (see what i did there? puns from beating slaves!)
Exodus 35:2
For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death.
yay! murdering billions of innocent people! lets just line ‘em all up and shoot them in the face! even the children. oh, wait, they’re already dead.
get my point? almost eveything in the bible is laughable. most of it would rend almost every human being dead, except babies, because i think god gives them immunity to his laws, or something. except for these two:
Isaiah 13:15-18
Anyone who is captured will be run through with a sword. Their little children will be dashed to death right before their eyes…
Samuel 15:2-3
Do not spare him, but kill men and women, children and infants, oxen and sheep, camels and asses.
for more delightfully funny, witty, and rib cracking bible verses, go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkXOwBIRX7Y
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8:54 pm
“Described as “a fast, beautiful and fun way to share your photos with friends and family” this description is blatantly false”
Actually, that description is spot on…Don’t just make stuff up
“Instagram is really the name of a reliable pot dealer. Users are allowed to click a special “filter” on the app that is designed to deliver a fresh gram of marijuana pot directly to their location”
You’re still making stuff up…
“Women are to be clean and prepped for marriage and child-rearing.”
As Claire said, it’s the 21st century…Accept it or stfu
“Instagram is the number one supplier and distributer of pornography”
Still making stuff up…
“Pride is a sin condemned by the Bible”
And yet you and most other “journalist” on this site take some sick pride in being the supposed “voice of god”…hypocritical…
That last big paragraph where you describe (made up) a story of Instagram tearing a family part is just crazy…
” I am stressing a boycott of Intsagram”
Wait…what exactly are you boycotting since Instagram is free?
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6:05 am
Thou shall not use instagramme for the hilarious bible verse Eric 2:17 said so.
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11:38 pm
“Instagram is one of the most vile internet applications online today. Described as “a fast, beautiful and fun way to share your photos with friends and family” this description is blatantly false.”
‘It’s true because I said so and I’m an insane man who hates people for not worshiping the version of the bible that I believe in’
“Instagram is a gateway to pornography and is responsible for ruining countless numbers of famiies.”
Please provide proof that what you said right there is true.
“How many times has your father excused himself from the dinner table to “use the bathroom” only to be caught in said bathroom, masturbating himself to a horribly-filtered photo of some flat-chested Jezebel or enticing Asian ladyboy?”
Just because that’s shit YOU do doesn’t mean it’s something that everyone else does, alright?
“How many mothers have discovered their child’s horrible marijuana habit by browsing through Instagram’s photos and seeing pictures of deadly pot labeled with hashtags such as “KushArmy” or 4204SATAN?”
Probably not too many, considering marijuana isn’t ‘deadly’ to people who aren’t allergic to it, and how would they come across their child’s habits anyway unless they’re going through their child’s account?
“Users are allowed to click a special “filter” on the app that is designed to deliver a fresh gram of marijuana pot directly to their location.”
You just couldn’t even think of an actual bad thing about a photo-sharing application so you resorted to drugs in a heartbeat.
“Do we want our children to be hand-delivered fresh Guatemalan pot when they could be sharing hilarious bible verses with one another?”
Ezekiel 9:6 “Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women . . . ”
Isaiah 13:16 “Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.”
Deuteronomy 13:15 “Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly . . . ”
Leviticus 20:9 “For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death . . . ”
What a bunch of knee-slappers.
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8:25 am
tl;dr
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8:50 am
Well, then READ it.
(Full grammar, please. This isn’t a text message board.)
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2:29 pm
To lazy to read exbrony?
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4:41 am
What tipped you off, dumbass? He only came right out and said it.
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7:57 am
If you itend to reply on a comment, than you should at least read it properly insted to write “tl;dr”.
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6:56 am
“”Let me pull you from Satan’s grasp and help seat you into God’s lap.
By the way my name is a dyslexic anagram for God
Figs out.
“Call Me Maybe”
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7:09 am
“”" Pride is a sin condemned by the Bible. “”"
Yet “Your So Prick Proud to be a Christian” You and the usual Crew Constantly Boast of your “PRIDE in being Christian”
Pride is a sin condemned by the Bible. It was the basis for the original sin. So why is Christian PRIDE celebrated on Christwire so Much ????
Instagram is the number one supplier and distributor of pornography and is the easiest way your child can get hooked on the sinful practice of having sex on camera
“”"except Your Children They access your porn Video Collection while your at Church”"”
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7:20 am
“”How many times has your father excused himself from the dinner table to “use the bathroom” only to be caught in said bathroom, masturbating himself to a horribly-filtered photo of some flat-chested Jezebel or enticing Asian ladyboy?”"
This Sounds like your Speaking from Personal experience !!
“Go ask yo Mama why yo Pappy doi’n this”
You wont like the reply
She’s going to say
” Yo Daddy a Christian Same as me and i don’t Satisfy him he’s Just Doing the Jesus and the Disciples of Jesus thing.”
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7:26 am
typical Instagram user, taking advantage of the application’s various filters and effects.
Figs End result your Avatar
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7:46 am
Another typical Instagram user, taking advantage of the application’s various filters and effects
Ending up with
Erich Sean
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4:30 pm
Congrats, you’ve just made my prayer list, Passion Pit. Sir Elton has been on it for years now.
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5:17 pm
LET me Help you out
“Your prayer for Tonight”
“DEAR GOD”
as i kneel Before you in the christian Supplicant position of my Bare ass in the Air Cheeks Spread wide Ready to receive you wiss up my ass
PLEASE PLEASE let me know if Passion pitt is a man.
I do so want to tie him up on the Alter of my Church
where i can Bathe him with my consecrated jizz and Feed him my Host wafer
I Promise to Show him my Collection of Religious Videos (Jesus and the disciples Approved)
I Shall Start with
“John the jizz Baptizer”
then Show him
“JESUS THE ZOMBIE MASTER RAISER OF Lazarus of Bethany”,
Finaly i will show him
“The 40 Days of JESUS THE ZOMBIE ”
PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME SAVE HIS SOUL
Afterwards you can have it for a doller
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5:22 pm
Not even close to how my prayer session will go tonight. What an active (and perverted) imagination you have!
Typical.
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5:28 pm
“God Jesus and Fuckin mary”
CHRISTWIRE APPROVAL
HOME(O) RUN!!
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5:33 pm
“HOME(O) RUN!!”
Love it, liberals spend all day defending the homogay and then use it as an insult the first chance they get. What is it, PP? Are you pro gay or a homophobe? You’re giving out mixed signals.
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2:30 pm
“Love it, liberals spend all day defending the homogay and then use it as an insult the first chance they get. What is it, PP? Are you pro gay or a homophobe? You’re giving out mixed signals.”
There are no “homogays”.. idiot.
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7:24 am
“…liberals spend all day defending the homogay and then use it as an insult the first chance they get.”
Bravo, Brother Erich. You understand the truth of the foolish hypocrisy that is the godless left. The bible teaches us that in the last days, those right with God will be vilified; the bigots, criminals and sodomites would call those right with God bigots, criminals and sodomites.
For Satan is the Great Deceiver and he lives to confuse and trick the weak-willed into following the path to hell.
Give them enough line and they’ll hang themselves and be exposed as heretics when the day of judging comes. Be happy, Brother Erich, that you and your Chris†wire brothers and sisters will not be with them as their souls burn in eternal torment.
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10:50 am
can we order marihuana with instagram for free???
a good research could add the prices and also a test about that asking for the pot delivery from instagram and you calling the police to bust the pot dealer,or a video…
but that’s ok… make a boycott against this devil app.
Let’s boycott also all the food, because the gay people eats too. and why not, the air too. and the cars.
Let’s boycott everything that the gay people uses !!!
have a good day
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2:12 pm
I have personally been affected by this hideous gay porn app. My little brother (only 5 years old) discovered The Instagram on my phone a few month ago, and now all he ever does is talk about gay porn. Gay porn this, big dicks that, I can’t get him to shut up! I tried deleting the app, but this new generation of super-internet savvy children that my brother is apart of has given him the ability (most likely coming from The Devil) to download the app to my phone whenever he wants. This must be stopped before all of our children become marijuana gay porn addicts. Thank you for shedding His Light on this subject. I might bring it up at Mass next Sunday.
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3:28 pm
Nothing you’ve said is true. Stop lying.
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3:34 pm
I hope Jesus helps you find peace so you can leave us innocent Christians alone. Don’t be angry with us, help us fight this war so all of mankind can live in peace and harmony. God is the way.
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3:42 pm
Innocent? Being innocent imply that you did no wrong. So are you saying it’s okay to lie and and insult others? To talk about something that you clearly have no clue about? Tell me, how are you innocent? Instagram is not about homosexuals or porn or the combine of the two. All instagram is is a place for people to take photo(s) of themselves. Will there be naked people? Sure, it’s everywhere. Is that the point of it? No. And instagram isn’t the cause of your brother saying what you said he said. Maybe he’s just gay. And if you don’t want him downloading it, no reason to not like it, then simply stop letting him use it. Use your brain.
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3:47 pm
Use yours
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire
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3:49 pm
Stop getting out of character!!!!
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4:10 pm
What character are you playing, Pebrocks?
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4:22 pm
It was a joke dumbass. Oh sorry, I forgot you don’t know what funny is.
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4:29 pm
It’s disrespectful for you to say that someone in the ChrisTwire flock is playing a “character.” I don’t see anything funny about that at all.
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2:05 am
I agree with brother Erich. This constant bashing of righteous religious people has to stop. It’s all a pathetic attempt to marginalize God and His followers by claiming they aren’t real or that they are fictional characters.
When the time of judgment comes, there will be no mistaking what character is prodding them in the anus with a pitchfork while their eternal soul writhes in the fires of hell.
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2:43 am
“I agree with brother Erich. This constant bashing of righteous religious people has to stop. It’s all a pathetic attempt to marginalize God and His followers by claiming they aren’t real or that they are fictional characters.”
You’re constantly bashing on people who’s religious beliefs or views are different from your own, even if the sole difference comes down to believing homosexuality isn’t a bad thing.
“When the time of judgment comes, there will be no mistaking what character is prodding them in the anus with a pitchfork while their eternal soul writhes in the fires of hell.”
Prove it asshat, there’s plenty of people who can pick apart every single bit that makes a reference to ‘homosexuality being bad’ in the bible: The Old Testament no longer applies, Leviticus was talking about treating a man like a woman, Leviticus was talking about literal sex between two men as if one was a woman (i.e. vagina and everything), Leviticus was seriously fucked up in the translation and meant something entirely different, Jesus’ lack of a word about homosexuality could be interpreted as ‘doesn’t matter’. There’s also the fact that you probably violate half a dozen different other things that Leviticus says, and yet you don’t give a damn about it because you just want to ruin the lives of other people.
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3:24 am
If you nit pick every word and phrase contained in the bible and filter it unreasonably, of course you’re going to finalize that there are discrepancies.
Christians do no have your world view and thus, are not doubters and haters, like yourself.
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10:49 am
“If you nit pick every word and phrase contained in the bible and filter it unreasonably, of course you’re going to finalize that there are discrepancies.”
And yet you will sit there and claim it’s perfect and try to force others to follow it’s word.
“Christians do no have your world view and thus, are not doubters and haters, like yourself.”
Considering how Christians like you want to remove the basic rights of human beings who aren’t exactly like yourselves, I highly doubt that they aren’t ‘haters’.
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11:37 pm
“I might bring it up at Mass next Sunday.”
An un-Holy Catholic?!? On THIS site?!? You are a brave one, Ms. Magdalena. This “lot” doesn’t like Catholics. Of course, you did agree with them. Sooo, you MIGHT be allowed to continue.
(Wow!! A Catholic AND a woman. The two lowest things on their list of “worth”. I truly do commend you on your poor disguise. Too many “Oopsie”s to hold your character.)
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2:09 am
Catholics are vetted by an administration console to determine the validity of their convictions to the Chris†wire Mission Statement. Those that pass are given a special dispensation to post on this website.
In other words, as long as there is no mention of vampire-ism or bead-counting, Catholic witness is accepted.
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9:00 am
“Those that pass are given a special dispensation to post on this website.”
Like I said in my previous post, “Of course, you did agree with them. Sooo, you MIGHT be allowed to continue.”
You pretty much confirmed what I said, Mr. Pen. The good Sister “passed” the test. Congratulations to you, Sis. You have officially turned your back on your own denomination and beliefs that you’re looked upon by others to display. Well done. I just have to wonder what THIS group would have to say about the fact that, as a nun, you are “married” to Christ? He sure does have a lot of wives, huh. (…and you people talk crap about the Mormons.)
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9:04 am
…who said I was a nun?
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10:09 am
“…who said I was a nun?”
Ah, I seem to have confused your personae. You sounded just like the good “Sister”. Funny how that works out, isn’t it? My bad.
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4:37 pm
Mr. Figs…. Why do you alwasy write about porn or sex?
Oh yeah… you’re a perv…
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5:34 pm
Wow I leave for a few days for Warped Tour and this is what I come back to… ha wow.
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8:27 am
Hey Maddy! Were there any groovy new bands for you kids to rock out to?
Is Warped just punk or is it a lot of that Cookie Monster emo growling that you like?
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12:34 pm
Exbrony you wouldn’t like most of the music there. Some was punk some was screamo but it was awesome. Got to meet Ronnie Radke and the rest of Falling In Reverse, if that gives you any idea of what bands were there.
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2:58 pm
Thats crazy FIR is awesome! haha I’d have liked to see them play live.
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6:04 pm
They were so good live! And Ronnie and Ryan were the sweetest guys ever lol. Derek, Jacky, and Mika were just as sweet too lol.
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8:16 pm
I wish I could sweep pick like jacky does.. That guy is one of the best shredders out there I swear haha. But yeah I expected them to be amazing live. Ronnie knows what he’s doing haha
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10:26 pm
Ronnie is a badass! And I agree that Jacky shreds. I think their way better live, dudes know how to entertain. Guess thats why the call him King of the music scene ;D
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10:20 pm
hey i am a hipster and i love skrillex and weed!! wohoo follow me on instagram!! hahahaha
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11:21 pm
The photos of the typical Instagram user are chilling indeed. Atheists, this is your future if you don’t put down your “porn-cams” right now and find Jesus! Look away from this filth and into your hearts instead and you will know it to be true! I will pray for most of you tonight!
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9:46 am
oh! thanks! but still gonna be a hipster that loves skrillex and taking pictures on instagram
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9:57 am
I said that I’d pray for most of you tonight. If you thought that you had somehow made that list, BABI, you’re sorely mistaken! Laughing out loud!
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10:02 am
“If you thought that you had somehow made that list, BABI, you’re sorely mistaken! Laughing out loud!”
How very…….Christian of you, Erich.
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10:07 am
I made the “List”
did you use my prayer last night E boy
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10:09 am
would you like me to write one for you to use tonight e boy ?
It would be “Very Christian of me”
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12:37 pm
And who was on your prayer list, Erich?
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12:55 pm
You’re on the prayer list as well, Maddy. Tell me, have you developed any unexplained rashes or experienced any kind of unusual discharges over the last few days?
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1:00 pm
Um no I have not… Why would I?
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1:05 pm
Hmmm…
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1:07 pm
Because clearly Erich wishes horrible things upon people, like all ‘good’ christians.
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1:07 pm
Gonna answer my question? Why would I?
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1:51 pm
Maddy, I think Erich is trying to imply that you didn’t develop a rash or unusual discharge because of his prayer…Which we all know is ridiculous
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1:59 pm
I want to see his answer my question on why I would get that in the first place… I want him to tell me what he’s implying instead of being indirect.
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1:31 pm
Slut!
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1:35 pm
Okay Exbrony should be here to fix this.
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3:00 pm
I laugh at Billy Ray because even sluts wouldn’t touch him.
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6:06 pm
lol I’m kind of confused on who he is calling a slut and why.
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1:42 am
I think BABI… not sure tho. Still waiting for the misogynist comment from exbrony.. Too bad he’s to hypocritical and probably won’t make one
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11:50 am
For brother Erich and His Christwire Bed Fellows
A Prayer for Tonight
“DEAR JESUS WHO IS GOD”
(ACCORDING TO THE GOSPEL OF exbrony).
“I Bask in the Shadow of your Phallus of righteousness,
I Fear the evil of the truth that others preach to me and the acolyte’s and disciples at Christwire.org.
Show me the way up the garden path of Eden so You may Show me GODS Trouser Serpent in its Full Glory.
Give Me Your STRAP ON PORK SWORD So i may Smite deeply into our Non Christian Christwire posters.
Hold me Jesus
Hold my Crucifix nail Tight as i return from your garden.
For it is the Crucifix nail that i must use instead of your holy Trouser lance to impale the Many Homogays goths and emo’s that inhabit the Holy land of America
A_men”
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1:35 pm
So good of you brother Mark to put the word out there about the clear & present dangers Instagram presents to all of us, but most importantly our children. Its hard for me to believe any of these chrisTwire nay-sayers actually believe what they say in their posts. I’ll be sure to pass the word Mark.
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1:37 pm
Agreed. The stuff the naysayers type is so ignorant it is like they are trying to be stupid.
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1:53 pm
We’re the ignorant ones?
Pot, meet kettle…
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1:59 pm
You are not ignorant nor a naysayer. You are wise and awesome. Can I come hear your band. I bet I would dig your groove.
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2:02 pm
You claim I’m not a naysayer…And yet you awarded me the “best naysayer” award…that and I’m always trying to argue against you guys…So yes, I’m a naysayer
As for my band…I don’t even have a band, I just sing
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2:08 pm
That was then, this is now. I think we are prepared to award you best Christian award for 2012.
Can I come hear you sing?
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2:12 pm
How can you award me “beat Christian” when I’m noT even Christian?!
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2:23 pm
Sorry, I meant best Christian.
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3:04 pm
Actually, I was the one who typed “beat” instead of “best” my bad
Anyway, how came one who isn’t Christian win the best Christian award? That doesn’t make sense
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3:12 pm
It is what is in your heart that matters. And you got what you need.
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6:09 pm
“It is what is in your heart that matters. And you got what you need.”
You just don’t care about following the rules of anything, do you?
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6:14 pm
LN, are you healous of O’s and I’s friendship? We can be friends with you too. Would you like to come to an event with us?
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6:15 pm
LN, are you gealous of O’s and I’s friendship? We can be friends with you too. Would you like to come to an event with us?
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6:15 pm
Lol *jealous
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7:01 pm
August, you don’t take anything Ouroboros says seriously and you just dismiss what his says. That’s hardly a ‘friendship’.
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7:06 pm
I wish to extend that same friendship to you LN.
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7:13 pm
You’re a bigger man in Christ than I, August. LN has a lot of reparations he needs to pay me before he gets back on my prayer list, let alone to forge any kind of “friendship.” Even typing that last sentence made me chunder out of disgust.
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7:35 pm
I hope to bring LN into the fellowship. I know there is good in him deep down. Sure he is more machine than man, but still.
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8:06 pm
“August, you don’t take anything Ouroboros says seriously and you just dismiss what his says”
THIS annoys the absolute fuck out of me…L.N. is spot on
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9:01 pm
“I wish to extend that same friendship to you LN.”
Fuck you, a disgusting bastard like you needs to be thrown into an ocean in a suit made of cement.
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2:45 pm
Wait you guys, think this through first…Instead of a cement suit, how about cement shoes? That way, we can leave the rest of his body to cut…So the cuts burn from the salty ocean water…That way he’ll be in pain the whole time…until he drowns that is…
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2:37 pm
You are kidding right? This is the most ridiculous thing I have read so far today. Left me laughing quite hard.
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9:36 pm
im a catholic…..this article was funny as fuck its obvious hes fake but still hilarous if ppl still bieleve him
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9:09 pm
exbrony’s a guy? O.o I thought he was a she…having a pony pic & all
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10:12 pm
I don’t see whats sexist about encouraging women to be more modest.
Do you seriously want more situations like this occurring?
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9:30 pm
He has the pony pic for some sort of irony towards us Bronies…
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2:58 am
exbrony’s a guy and he is from Brokenback mountain and he likes to ride Bare back
there is enough misogyny in this article for him to complain about but he wont or he will find excuses because its from a site author
“”Ride that Pony Bare Back Boy”"
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4:00 pm
That dude was an asshole for yelling at her like that right the fuck out of now where. He says that there are children on board, while swearing and cussing. He isn’t innocent either.
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4:27 pm
No, he was in the right. Not a singe word he said was a swear word. And it wasn’t “right the [expletive] out of now where” she was circling that pole like a stripper, making sure everyone saw her butt cheeks from her revealing dress.
If only more women realized that modest is hottest, nobody is going to respect a scantily clad harlot if she can’t respect her own appearance.
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5:09 pm
“No, he was in the right. Not a singe word he said was a swear word.”
Get your hearing checked, unless you don’t consider ‘ass’ to be a swear word.
“And it wasn’t “right the [expletive] out of now where” she was circling that pole like a stripper, making sure everyone saw her butt cheeks from her revealing dress.”
Yeah, it was right the fuck out of nowhere, he didn’t ask her if she could sit down first, he immediately started yelling at her.
“If only more women realized that modest is hottest, nobody is going to respect a scantily clad harlot if she can’t respect her own appearance.”
Just because you don’t respect someone for how they look or feel, doesn’t mean that they don’t.
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6:26 pm
He said ass and whore, According to you isnt the word whore sexist? hypocrit.
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12:19 am
L.N
“Ass” is a PG term, I wouldn’t expect someone like you who swears like a sailor and uses the N-word to understand that some curse words have varying degrees of severity.
Also it was clear that that harlot had her ear phones on probably blasting some ghetto booty interracial sex music. So in order for her to get the message he had to raise his voice.
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12:47 am
““Ass” is a PG term,”
Doesn’t matter, you can still get in trouble for saying it in schools, ergo it’s a cuss word.
“I wouldn’t expect someone like you who swears like a sailor and uses the N-word to understand that some curse words have varying degrees of severity.”
Doesn’t matter how severe the word is, a cuss word is a cuss word.
“Also it was clear that that harlot had her ear phones on probably blasting some ghetto booty interracial sex music. So in order for her to get the message he had to raise his voice.”
He couldn’t have tried to get her attention otherwise? You’re just making up excuses and insulting people otherwise.
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8:24 am
Amazing that when someone says “sit your whore ass down”, LN is offended by the word “ass” but not the word “whore”.
That’s where sexist illogic gets you in the end.
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12:25 am
It’s only recognizing the woman’s natural role in society.
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12:45 am
You don’t particularly care about women’s rights or the concept of equality, do you? And yet you’re a woman yourself.
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1:32 pm
Women have the right to get married and be good mothers. Could anyone want more in life?
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1:43 pm
A job, success, independence, to be able to pursuit other forms of happiness without being held or restrained, quite a number of other things, really.
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1:56 pm
Our former au-pair liked being restrained though.
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9:02 am
Just like you, Claire, just like you.
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2:34 pm
Why don’t you remind Rev. Billy Ray about the language?
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4:05 pm
you’re a brony also? (at least thats whats implies) awesome. glad to see i’m not alone on this tumor inducing site.
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