Mass. Town Bans Swearing in Public.
A small town in Massachusetts has voted to pass a $20 fine for swearing in public. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47769230/ns/local_news-boston_ma/t/middleborough-weighs-fines-swearing-public/
After getting over the initial shock that accompanies evidence that any kind of morality exists coming from that part of the country, it indeed becomes a heartfelt joy to discover that there is a town that would pass such an ordinance in this age of emosexuality, Emenem, Madonna, and her Beasteality Boys. Groups that have worked to undermine American Morals are reeling with this news.
No longer would a band of heathen devil worshipers be able to utter their perversion and filth to the ears of Middleborough’s precious youth. Isn’t it high time that the whole country passes a law like this? Isn’t this a dawn of a new Morality in America where the righteous among us finally say “enough” to the perversion and verbal taunts and threats that come out of the mouths of perverts and those of ill repute?
I have no doubt in my mind that real estate values are closely associated to the amount of filthy Bill Maher talk that fills the neighborhoods. Who wants to buy a house next a neighbor that screams profanities every time the lawn mower quits working or a frolicking neighborhood dog accidentally kicks over a lawn ornament?
What about in a downtown area? No one desires being accosted on the street by foul-mouthed punks that will insult God and their country when they hurtle heathen speak at every preacher or pedestrian they see. How free would the Word of God be in such a social environment where the unreasonable and foul would be prohibited from using the devil’s dictations to shout over the top of righteous speakers? I, myself would call this a happy day indeed!
Of course liberals will counter these claims with simplistic talking points hiding behind the first amendment and blaming the housing crash on greedy banks of hedge fund totting goliaths that live in sheltered penthouses away from the 99% vermin that walk the streets below. The truth is that no Godly person wants to live among cussing fools. The godly are trustworthy people who are in particular demand by neighborhoods that wish for the return of a moral fabric to their city and with it, the demand to live in such an area.
Middleborough, a town in a heathen state in a heathen section of the country realizes the facts that I just gave and have taken a step toward this end. Will your town? Are you of the type of character that can take action against swearing and speaking against the Lord God? Please look in the mirror and search for that strength while praying to God for His guidance. I hope and pray that you can be inspired.
I’m in the process of gathering signatures to introduce a no-swearing-in-public bill to my city council. I would highly suggest that you do the same. God will look down favorably upon you and give you a special blessing. I already can feel the warmth of Christian Glow about myself as I draft my petition and venture out to gather signatures and recruits to meet this end. I know that you will, too.
My dear friends in Christ, I thank you for your attention and diligence.
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Author: Cassidy Pen
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4:09 pm
Claire, that’s offensive. Please refrain from using such foul language, or I’ll be forced to use force.
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11:29 am
What, are the Hands of The Lord going to reach out of our screens and smite us?
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8:48 pm
forced to use force ? is it a Threat ? you know what I do with people with a threat I kick their sorry Butt out of the window
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4:38 pm
You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute…
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7:02 pm
Just to be an asshole…I’d go there….scream fuck, then run away..
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7:46 pm
Nice.
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8:00 pm
Thank you
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12:49 am
So you’re saying you’d just be yourself, right?
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2:38 am
Look at this fucking class act right here. Good job Cassidy, would you like a cookie?
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2:45 am
Do you kiss your mother on the cookie with that mouth?
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11:34 am
You really fail at comebacks don’t you. Wheres that golden star that says “nice try” on it when I need it?
No I don’t kiss my mother on the “cookie”, But I do kiss yours. Ps tell her shes welcome =)
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2:20 pm
L&L what did I tell you about bringing up your strange sexual fantasies in discussions?
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2:36 pm
You asked me to do it all the time, because you liked to hear about them! So I figured hey, now is a good chance =)
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9:04 pm
Oh…Cassidy, oh, my feelings have been hurt. Oh wait, lol, no, they’re fine.
I’m an asshole most of the time. It’s fun.
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7:04 pm
Brother Cassidy I loved your article and it warms my heart to know that at least one ghetto squat in Massachuettes is actually doing something to clean up its act. I like your idea to submit a petition to your city coumcil demanding for a similar law. However I thought it might be more effective if your petition was submitted to Congress so maybe we could make this a nationwide law that would help restore America’s reputation and dignity.
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7:40 pm
I’m sure that that’d definitely be a possibility for someone who feels strongly about this sort of thing.
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12:47 am
Thank you, Mary, My dear sister in Christ. I have indeed considered a national petition drive but with local efforts, I believe the tide of Christian Moral Revival generated by grassroots organization would force a constitutional amendment in time.
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3:27 am
Cause, you know, the country is totally on it’s way to becoming the moral christian nation it was made to…
Oh wait… it isn’t. Better work fast, cause the more time that passes the more everybody else becomes a ‘heathen emosexual homogay sodomist’ as you guys like to put it. Or, as everybody else says, normal people.
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10:08 am
“…the more time that passes the more everybody else becomes a ‘heathen emosexual homogay sodomist…”
This is exactly why Obama needs to go! I’m glad you’re on our side, miss!
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7:20 pm
Brother Cassidy’s words provide healing, much like an aloe plant does, from the anti-Christian hatespeak that pollute the comments section of this holy interwebs netsite. Bless you, Brother C!
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7:53 pm
Amen Erich!
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2:24 am
The light of God is surely with you both.
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7:52 am
“Emenem, Madonna, and her Beasteality Boys.”
Who’s Emenem and Beasteality Boys???
“I have no doubt in my mind that real estate values are closely associated to the amount of filthy Bill Maher talk that fills the neighborhoods.”
Bill Maher for the president!!
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7:55 am
“Who’s Emenem and Beasteality Boys?”
You must be from Eastern Europe.
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11:30 am
Oh they mean Beasty Boys.. haha its a shame they have a fetish for bestiality and have been starting to let it slip by typing it out onto this website.
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11:42 am
L&L, what is your native language? Just curious.
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5:53 am
Beastly boys! The only good rappers.
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4:21 pm
And you must be an idiot, to keep try to guess from where i am.
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11:59 am
What a fine report. The people of Middleborough seem to be upstanding and it is good they are taking these measures.
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4:47 pm
this shit is dick. I can talk however I damned well please, motherfuckers.
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12:34 am
I praise any attempt to stop foul language but abridging ones right to free speech is ridiculous.
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8:09 am
I agree with your premise, Sister Susan, my dear friend in Christ. After all, the first amendment of the Godly inspired constitution provides for the freedoms endowed by our Creator.
But swearing is devil speak which spews from the mouths of heathens and lowlife trash and we all know that no one under the devil’s influence is truly free.
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12:01 am
I enjoy being tied up and whipped until I pass out.
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5:47 am
How do you know if you’re passed out?
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6:14 am
When you stop feeling the pain. You might be dead at that point though, I’m not sure.
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10:40 am
“I praise any attempt to stop foul language but abridging ones right to free speech is ridiculous.”
Perhaps you should explain to ex-brony then, that “fuck” is foul language, since she thinks it’s a normal word (even if she was moderated for it).
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1:47 am
Ha..so you calling a girl a slut isn’t foul mouthed susan?
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5:47 am
That’s what she thinks.
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2:43 am
lol this site is hilarious.. the ignorance within the articles is astounding. btw im emo.. and i like bvb
actually bvb Sucks. I’m more of a rise against (a very amazing and politically involved group) lover.
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8:23 am
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“”Susan B. Xenu
June 16, 2012
12:34 am
I praise any attempt to stop foul language but abridging ones right to free speech is ridiculous.”"
Read your own Posts and Comments and your see what a two faced lieing whore of “God” that you are
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5:37 pm
That will be 20 dollars please.
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6:52 pm
Excuse me ex-athesist but Claire said “two”
s#%ts so she’d have to cough up $40.
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10:07 pm
Bullshit that Pure BULLSHIT
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2:41 am
Oh fuck, thats fucking ridiculous. 40 dollars for saying 2 fucking words, that come out of my fucking mouth. Holy Shit fuck balls dick queef. Too bad i don’t give two shakes of a monkeys balls to care about swearing. Got a problem. Please go right ahead and S.M.D.
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2:46 am
Why are you so hateful towards people with Tourette’s? They can’t help it, you know. It’s neurological.
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11:28 am
Awe how cute, trying to put words into my mouth… The real question is, why are you so hateful to people with tourette’s? I only swore a bunch, like I intended to. But thank you for proving to everyone that you hate others that have mental problems. Good Job. Would you like a cookie or a trophy?
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