Obama Enacts New Homo-Friendly Health Act Named OSAMACARE.
What does Osamacare mean for me, and homosexuals?
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Mark E. Figs
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The final nail in the war on Christianity was thrust into the homogay infested coffin known as “America” today, as Hussein Obama the Supreme Chancellor of the Muslim States of America passed a bill promising free healthcare to every American, regardless of ethnicity, sexual orientation and legal citizenship status.
What does this mean? Well the effects are chilling and disgusting — this means that now any gayhomosexual can receive free treatment for AIDS and butt cancer; two side effects for engaging in the filthy practice of sodomy commonly disguised as “homosexuality.” We are turning a blind eye to this homogay virus, and instead of treating it with electro-shock therapy, gay-only internment camps and prayer groups we are telling the gay community “Go ahead and continue to plunder one another’s man crevices, don’t worry about what diseases you contract and spread because God-fearing American taxpayers will foot the bill.”
It’s of no surprise that Barack Hussein Osama enacted this bill, as he as already set the stage for killing Christianity with two other blockbuster announcements earlier this year — his support for gay marriage (which has been proven to be a gateway to beastiality) and his passing of the DREAM act which ensures that illegal burrito baby Mexicans will be given a God-approved American education. This education will only strengthen the drug cartels, because an American education is 400% better than the savage Mexican education system — but don’t tell Hussein Osama that! This healthcare mandate is the final act in his God-hating “Trilogy of Terror.”
(Obama masquerading as a Doctor, even though he has no such degree and is known as “Dr.Homo” in Southern Baptists circles)
God has shown his displeasure with Hussein Obama, by burning down a majority of Colorado. This is a sign of God’s wrath, as he has obviously grown tired of Hussein’s antics furthering the gay agenda as well as gayhomo Oreos poisoning our children. America is literally burning from the inside, out.
I digress. Back to this “666′-sponsored healthcare mandate — So not only can gays receive free treatment for their HIV’s and AIDS but now illegal Mexican babies can receive healthcare for the variety of the drug-related injuries that may occur while trafficking drugs into America. Welfare champions can continue to procreate in the ghetto and get pregnant because “Obama got me.” It doesn’t matter that they are unfit to raise themselves, much less children, but this Osamacare has opened the floodgates for thousands of irresponsible “hoodrats” named La’Sagna to continue to pump children out, regardless of the consequences. More and more children named “Wacka Flocka the Flames” will be born, to consume resources and give nothing of value back to our strong Christian economy.
Drunks, lesbians and other sinners will be able to live a negligent lifestyle and then receive free healthcare that comes out of LEGAL CHRISTIAN taxpayer dollars. It’s common knowledge that gayhomosexuals do not pay taxes. It’s “kitsch” to them — yet they demand equal treatment and are responsible for Subway’s discomfort with the “Five Dollar Footlong” program, because of their insistence to make “deepthroat” jokes about said sandwiches!
With this Osamacare passed, the gays and Blacks will be able to do drugs, party at raves and shoot each other over their sinful “kinky twists” and it will all be paid for by you and I, Mr and Mrs. Joe Taxpayer. Why are we rewarding sin and ignorance? No one told these people to spelunk each other’s man caves or to spend their paychecks on crack cocaine instead of health insurance! Wilford Brimley doesn’t take his health lightly, so why should ghetto gays named La’tina do any different?
This horrible act can only signal that God is nearing his return back to Earth. What else can explain the flourishment of this modern day Sodom and Gomorrah? Today is a sad, frightful day and I encourage everyone to pray long and hard about the sad state of affairs that America has succumbed to.
This is disgusting. I am appalled by my fellow supposed Christian countrymen. What would Jesus say about free healthcare?
Figs out.
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- Scared
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- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Mark E. Figs
Mark is an award-winning children's author, and Christian Conspiracy Theorist can be found on Facebook and Twitter -- (Mark E. Figs)
11:19 am
“gayhomosexual”
gay = homosexual
“homogay virus”
There is no “homogay” virus.
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11:45 am
Yes, there is. It causes Gay Bowel Syndrome and other associated illness.
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12:03 pm
No, none of those things exist.
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1:36 pm
Show your sources that show such illnesses you retarded moron.
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5:43 pm
Just like the religoin nut virus found in all christains we really should just put em all down before the christain virus gets out of hand.
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9:02 pm
also know as zombiism pandemic
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11:53 pm
yeah! we should put them all down!
oh wait, that would mean me too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yruArw21EGA the world is doomed, I vote we do this instead
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11:48 pm
More like a Christian virus!
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11:54 am
Fig Newton displays his complete lack of understanding of reality. Again.
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12:54 pm
Hi good day… this gonna be great…
guess what.. I’m Mexican. and i have some or many different points of view with your article..
did you know that Mexico has a better education standards than many other American states.
actually many American students come to my city to study because the college cost are ridiculous in your country.
another fun thing here… I’m American too, my father is American and my mother Portuguese.. i live in the frontier with California, and there’s no problem to me to go to the united states.
is well know that the Mexican heal care services are better than the American, that’s why many but many Americans come to my state to get medical services and medicines with a better quality at best prices.
Another fun fact here is, many but many non American people who are legally or not in the united states of America, who travel on a vacation trip or just like me, to buy groceries, we pay many taxes, and we don’t ask for them back, and all those taxes goes to the heal care programs of your country or many other services.
here in Mexico the heal services are free for every person of every country, and also we have the best clinics and the best medicine schools, that’s why all the American doctors come to study to Mexico.
But, i must say, every country has good things, and the people make the country better.
peace out.
keep going 36 .
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4:40 pm
Nice comment and thanks for the support.
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4:07 pm
“f treating it with electro-shock therapy, gay-only internment camps and prayer groups ”
What the hell is wrong with you? Oh right…You hate anybody who’s different
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4:23 pm
Jevus, I read your line about “superior Mexican education” and stopped after seeing all the following errors. Please child.
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11:49 pm
Okay! I would never bring a child near your creepy ass!
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5:15 pm
I dont mean to be a hater but God loves everyone. Gays are human. Gays arent diffrent. Your a example of dissapointing god because he loves everyone.
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6:03 am
Seriously, you people are so ignorant and plain fucking idiotic with your stupid sky ghost and fanatical devotion to a deadman who probaby used some paror tricks to brainwash the world. The day I meet your benevolent god I’ll fucking spit on him.
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12:44 pm
Gays also become incontinent because they can’t hold waste products with their sphincter muscles. Obama cares #1 goal is to provide free depends to gays.
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12:55 pm
This healthcare plan is not just for gays. But they deserve medical attention just the same as everyone else and for you to say they don’t… That’s not Christian at all bro
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1:03 pm
“Dr. Obama”? Laughing out loud on the floor! Show us your diploma! Does this Kenyian’s arrogance ever end? Look at the smug, overconfident look on his face! I can’t wait for the good, Christian folk of this once-great land to wipe tha face off of the political landscape come November! NOBMA2012!!!
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1:06 pm
You mean to tell me that you idiots photoshop a picture of Obama in a doctor’s outfit, and then demand to see a diploma?
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5:43 pm
People can do whatever they want. Whether they are gay or not, it’s none of you dumbass christians’ business who don’t know what you are talking about. You should all probably go die. Pretty please? We’d be better off if you all enacted the old saying that applies to you and JUMP OFF A CLIFF.
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2:25 am
What does this site and Hitler have in common? They both hated Homosexuals, and used God as a political tool for racism, depravity and stupidity – I have often admired Americans, but I suspect God left the United States a long time ago, shaking his head in shame and embarrassment…
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