Rachel Maddow Named Guest Lead Singer for Black Veil Brides Tour
This past weekend in New York, emosexual band Black Veil Brides started their “Spreading Summer Hell’s Heat” tour in New York. The concert offers plenty of free drugs and black clothed witch pregnancy ceremonies, which makes everyone there ‘soak up the hot Sun and have thrusting convulsions’, which must make the band proud.
The band’s lead singer, Andy Biersack, is still recovering from his broken nose and rib. Last year God sent two angels to jump Biersack, tossing him off the stage and punching him once in the nose so he could no longer call himself his Vegas-showgirl stage name ‘Ashley Pretty’.
To keep making money and making sure no other emo band takes their ranking as most popular in school, the Black Veil Brides have named a new lead singer until Biersack can recover. While we are hopeful that Biersack gets the message from God and decides to use his voice as a solo Christian singer, the Brides are now touring with Rachel Maddow. The first image of the talk show pundit singing with the band was released yesterday.
If you look closely at the image to the left, you can see Rachel Maddow, who is now calling herself “Rachel 666′, has disrespected Christianity by spreading Ash Wednesday ashes all over her arm.
She’s making herself a ‘Black Veil Bride’ by doing things to her body that Satan would like: a lesbian’s haircut, black clothing, creepy black gloves from Hot Topic, unholy tattoos and showing off sexy upper thighs/ midriff to make crowdgoers squirm with anticipation.
What’s ever more sick here are the words being sung, in ‘Satan’s Little Catholic Bride’, the band’s newest song with Maddow singing the vocals.
Look at the opening lyrics:
Satan’s Little Catholic Bride
Black Veil Brides featuring Rachel ’666′ Maddow
“I’m a daughter of the night, Satan likes my black jeans tight, no room for imagination, come and pound my unholy station”
Those lyrics are about dressing up for a date and seducing by wearing tight black jeans, which the Black Veil Brides do to your sons/daughters every time you let them go to a concert. This is why pregnancy rates at Black Veil Brides concerts topples 60%.
The band will tour through New York until they embark to New Jersey next week.
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Author: Ashleigh Zettesberg
Well-traveled and a lover of life, Ashleigh is a Fashion and Lifestyle editor for ChristWire Global.
10:01 am
She was a lot hotter with long hair.
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10:34 am
My biggest question is, why so much hate for BVB? I don’t listen to them, it’s not really my cup of tea, but I’m having trouble understanding why there’s such disdain for them.
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8:57 pm
Because their music is terrible. But I don’t expect someone who thinks a voice synthesizer to be a good example of musical talent to figure that out
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10:19 pm
I don’t think it’s an example of musical talent. It’s a machine, machines don’t have talent. Like I said, I don’t listen to them because it’s not what I like, but I’m not against them – I just don’t pay attention to them, so I don’t know what they’re doing or what people think of them.
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12:35 pm
Freakazoid, they disrespected a sweet clergy named Mother Susan Beatrice. They cannot claim to be nice people and a good influence after all they did and said to her.
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12:40 pm
How did they disrespect that bitch, and was this before or after it called for their heads? You can’t go “they hurt a sweet old lady” when the ‘sweet old lady’ in question calls for the deaths of innocent people.
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12:42 pm
They corrupted her grandchildren and caused one of them to become pregnant with Satanic thoughts of the mind, if I remember correctly.
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12:46 pm
Don’t blame someone else for the idiocy of another. It’s not anyone else’s fault but ‘Susans’ that ‘she’ did all that.
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1:10 pm
How Could you not Like This Sweet beautiful Child of Adam and Eve:)
Does not the bible Preach “”LOVE THY NEIGHBOR”"
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2:38 pm
That’s not the same person in the article.
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2:46 pm
Yeah, yeah it is, unless the person in the ‘article’ happens to have a twin and you can tell twins apart.
And before you say ‘That’s not Rachel Maddow’, neither is the person in the ‘article’.
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3:43 pm
And aye ohhh. Adam gets shut downnnnn
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3:58 pm
LOL Adam
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2:48 pm
this picture was taken from the BVB Web Site So it is the same person the article is about
So Masterbater Adam Nelson get your Facts right
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3:04 pm
Just in case you don’t believe me
check out the picture yourself
here
http://www.officialbvb.com/
picture no 4
PS Make the sign of the cross before you follow the link and afterwards FLAGELLATE yourself in the name of Christ
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3:19 pm
OH and by the way her Name is Rachel Klaphake
Stage Name she is using is
Rachel Klaphake (Rachel! [<666])
Ashleigh Zettesberg " YOU COULD NOT GET THE STORY CORRECT"
This is Rachel Maddow
Rachel Maddow is the host of “The Rachel Maddow Show” which airs on MSNBC at 9:00 pm Eastern, Monday through Friday, and is rebroadcast at midnight
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1:56 pm
Andy Biersack looks nice there without all the tattoos. I’m sure he could get himself a nice date if he’d put this on his dating site profile.
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2:08 pm
The fuck? The person looks nothing like Andy Biersack. Stop being stupid Adam.
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4:40 pm
I just want to know how they were performing in NY if they just had to cancel the last week of their European tour because of Andy’s Grandfather passing away and he needed to be with his family at this time?
This picture is taken at the Download Festival 2012, in Donington, England, and is of Andy himself, not the person you mentioned.
Also there’s no such thing as a lesbians haircut – A friend at my school is bisexual, and she has shoulder-length hair. Another girl I know has almost waist length hair and she is lesbian. So don’t create false labels.
Another thing – the whole breaking his ribs thing was ages ago, and his broken nose was last October, he can’t still be recovering because I saw them live in March and he had healed earlier in the year. I don’t see why they are hated. Andy was brought up as a Catholic and went to a Catholic school, just because he chose not to follow the religion does not make him or the band evil. He is still very interested in religion from an aitheists view though. He isn’t evil – he wears crosses, doesn’t influence bad things, is very intellectual and is an overall great guy.
I don’t care if this site is satirical, I’m just getting the truth out there.
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6:16 pm
these mother fuckers need to shut the fuck about about Black Veil Brides . they no jack shit about them , this site was just made by a bunch of bitchy religious nuts with no dam life
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6:51 pm
That is Andy, he cut his hair, he wanted an image change. And he has always wore the war paint. And this Rachel person has nothing to do with BVB.
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8:32 pm
Hey Maddy! Thanks for telling us.
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12:17 am
Black Veil Brides is a Catholic band . In one of there interviews , Andy states that the name “Black Veil Brides” , comes from when a nun marries into the church , and gives up the cardinal pleasures of life , and the nun where’s a black veil , so that’s where the name comes from , the band is catholic too , all of the members , so stop criticizing there band , when there trying to spread a positive message , not an evil one . So Whoever is saying crap about there band .
WHY DON’T YOU JUST GO FUCK YOURSELF !
P.S – BVB Forever ! <3
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11:27 am
How is homosexuality, perversions, and being a shell of a man a positive messag?. This singer is like 5’7” 150# I doubt he could start a lawn mower much left move the couch. The is a failure of a man.
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12:49 pm
Andy’s 6 foot 2.
And how is he a failure of a man?
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12:54 pm
Just to point out that none of them are religious, only Andy seems to take interest in religion except for possibly Jinxx, as he was brought up in a Catholic environment. He chose not to follow the religion because it’s just not something he felt was believable. He learnt of the story of a Black Veil Bride during his time at a Catholic school when he was younger. Jinxx and Jake are definitely not religious as they wear Antichrists, though Jinxx may have some small interest in religious views.
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1:59 pm
No they are not a bad effluence! they actually helped me live this world on a happy way! i was hell before bvb!!! that lady is full of shit! if she is christian she would realize that he is trying to help us live and learn to accept others for their religion! that b*tch!!! their song saviour is helping you tell that a saviour will be there for you. knives and pens is helping you not sacrafise blood. and never give in..well doesn’t that just say it all?! if not…NEVER GIVE IN!
Okay Savior, Never give in and Knives and Pens specifically tells you not too cut or sacrifice blood.
Saviour; A saviour for all that you do, so you live FREELY WITHOUT THERE HARM.
Knives and pens; Concious BEGS for you to DO WHATS RIGHT.
Never give in; The title its self…
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8:02 pm
You are an idiot. To start, Ashley Purdy is the bassist of the band. Not Andy’s showgirl name. Second, he has recovered from his stage accidents which had nothing to do with your fake god and his “angels” And lastly, Andy got a haircut. It is still the same person, not that Rachel Maddow girl you seem to hate so much.
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1:24 pm
pfft… wrong again but that’s the way it is on this site
and the last show i went to was better than the first show i saw x)
(and my mom was with me xD)
the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpW7aTGVa-U&list=PL29A7E401C865FB65&index=4&feature=plpp_video
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8:26 pm
I don’t understand why everyone on this site hates Black Veil Brides so much!
To be honest, when I first heard about them all I knew about them was a picture of Andy Biersack on the cover of his album “We Stitch These Wounds” and I thought he looked a bit crazy…. But unlike any of the people writing lies about them, I listened to their music and their music really changed my life! Black Veil Brides’ music makes you know that your not alone, and that other people feel the same way you do sometimes and their music really brings us together.
For two years now I’ve been a fan of Black Veil Brides and I hate how the people on this site make them sound so disgusting and satanic… I literally cried when I read these articles and I just wanted to say that you people here really need to at least do some sort of “research” about them if you truly believe that they worship the devil.
A huge disappointment.
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8:23 am
“If you judge people, you have no time to love them.”
― Mother Teresa
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