Target Stores are Homosexualizing our Precious Youth

It is no longer safe to bring children to Target Stores. They have given in to the homogay devil with their decision to sell pro-gay marriage sodomy shirts.
A link to the picture of the shirt is here: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/target-selling-pride-shirts-to-help-pro-gay-marriage-group-and-reportedly-blocking-emails-from-those-complaining/
Please be careful when viewing this picture. All children and women should be removed from the room as their tender moral compass and lack of factual dissertation prevents them from making an informed value judgement. This plays into the filthy hands of the pro-sodomy left and their anal enablers.
It is because of this attack on patriotic American principals that leads me to announce my specific boycott of Target Stores. I hope you will all join me in my crusade.
Here is what you can do to defend America and it’s God-given morals as decreed by the inspired words of the constitution of the US.
- At the vary least, DO NOT enter a Target Store parking lot, even if there’s a specific fast food restaurant that you may enjoy such as kfc or burger kings that does business in the same strip mall.
- Organize a protest with the members of your church congregation. Do this to alert potential patrons of Target Stores that the seedy side of human sin has befallen the aisles where homosexualized abundances of immoral hyjinx now overtakes the shoppers and lures them into the depraved world of sodomy that the gay lifestyle wishes to impose on you and your precious children.
- Write a stern letter on your Church Stationary to give the head of Target a demand to remove perversions from their stores, fire all sodomy hole pounding penis puffers and scissors rub lesbians and make their stores a pillar of traditional morality that it once was.
- Boycott NASCAR and Indy Car races as they allow Target Sponsored cars to race on their tracks. If you are like me and have a special love for Nascar, the least you can do is turn your back when the Target car passes you in the grandstand. Tell those around you that why you are taking this action and write a letter to the motorsports team that allows Target sponsorship of their ride..
- Befriend the facebooked account of Evangelist Donnie Gorum, the great American that has shined a light on this awful scandal. It is through the diligence of men like Donnie that a glimmer of hope for a return to decency in this country still exists.
- Continue to read the blog of the Chris†wire Ministry for further information of this sort. Remember that the Lord will grace you with every click on the Chris†wire page.
As I write this, a flurry of rainbow colored crazies have descended upon the Target stores to purchase humiliating homosexual clothing that they will only turn around and remove in the parking lots. It’s a proven fact that when a gaygle of homosexuals gather in one spot that nudity and depraved sexuality occurs with no regard to those around them. As with fornicating animals in the animal kingdom, the homosexuals cannot help themselves as they initiate group orgy action and recruit our precious children to the sin of sodomy, the gateway to bestiality. The sinful mouth and anal sex acts that take place will astound the godly and frighten children as they stare at the carnal scene in confusion.
It’s time to take a stand. I hope you will for the sake of your soul and those of your loved ones. Do so in the name of Christ, Our Lord and Savior. Amen.
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9:27 am
The saddest thing is that no self-respecting gay would buy clothing, manchester, haberdashery or homewares from Target in the first place.
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10:26 pm
“Self-respecting gay” …laughing out loud.
Thanks for the chuckle; I needed a light moment after a tough day of picketing and preaching the Holy Word to the patrons entering the local Target store and those children riding the mechanical hippo.
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10:28 pm
And what, pray tell, is so funny about the phrase “Self respecting gay?” to you?
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11:05 pm
You were preaching to children riding a mechanical hippo? Seriously? They usually call for mental health services when someone feels the need to preach to children…….on hippos.
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11:34 pm
You do God’s work, Mr. Pen. I can’t even begin to imagine the sights, sounds and smells you encountered out there today amongst the unwashed and unsaved.
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6:39 pm
You people feel so superior to everyone else. I think you should change your names from Christians to Gentiles… You are everything Jesus wasn’t. You should all be ashamed of yourselves!!
When was the last time you stoned someone for working on Sunday? How many slaves do you own? How hypocritical that you bash homosexuals but decry the rest of that passage! It makes ME ashamed to say I’m a Christian!
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10:03 am
I’ve never trusted Target (pronounced Tar-zhay) stores. Their logo appears to be an anus hole, eagerly anticipating a turgid sin spear to find purchase within one of it’s inner rings.
Thank you Brother Cassidy (and Dr. Gorum) for confirming my suspicions.
I prefer the Godly Wal*Mart® anyways.
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10:55 am
Freud would have a field day with you.
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11:31 am
How so?
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2:43 pm
“Their logo appears to be an anus hole, eagerly anticipating a turgid sin spear to find purchase within one of it’s inner rings.”
Considering the store itself is called Target…I’m positive it’s just a target…
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10:34 pm
“…(pronounced Tar-zhay)…”
No. It’s pronounced Tar-get.
“Their logo appears to be an anus hole, eagerly anticipating a turgid sin spear to find purchase within one of it’s inner rings.”
Erich, you really need to seek therapy as soon as possible if you’re seeing anuses in Target signs. Seriously, Brah.
“I prefer the Godly Wal*Mart® anyways.”
Ah yes. A major franchise conglomerate started…..in the south. One that I do believe once prided themselves for selling only “American Made” products. How soon money will change things. (Sellouts)
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10:35 pm
“(pronounced Tar-zhay)”
Yes. It sounds French.
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10:56 pm
You are too funny, Mr. Pen. You’re like a genius or something on corporate operation and location? Target is an American company, employing American people and paying American taxes. I would think you Conservatives would be applauding another “big business”. Maybe they can get as big as your “all-mighty” Wal-Mart and shut down a few MORE of the small businesses that America was built on. Know anyone with a small “Five and Dime” store? Maybe a small town pharmacy? How about a local grocery store? If a Wal-Mart comes within 10 miles of you, say good-bye to them. They’ll be gone soon enough.
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11:05 pm
Your reciting of liberal talking points does not come close to addressing the point of this article.
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11:17 pm
Not too difficult to do, Mr. Pen. The “article” HAS no point except to promote hate and intolerance by endangering other Americans’ jobs with lies and fallacies.
(Oh and as I’ve stated before, I’m not a Liberal.)
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4:19 am
WE alll know you like wallmart you spend all night up the wall with your boyfriends.
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4:00 pm
Are you really that afraid of gay people? Do you really think they go to screw in the streets like animals? I believe that sounds more like drunk college students, or somebody who has been in a restrictive household their entire life looking for a way to rebel–neither of which is specific to gay people.
As far as the following statements:
“It’s a proven fact that when a gaygle of homosexuals gather in one spot that nudity and depraved sexuality occurs with no regard to those around them.”
I would like to see evidence of this “proven fact.” Have there been studies to show this? Where is this accusation being pulled from? This happens with both gay and straight people, but usually as a result of alcohol. As for my evidence, I am a college student and have witnessed it several times, usually with straight people in my experiences.
“All children and women should be removed from the room as their tender moral compass and lack of factual dissertation prevents them from making an informed value judgement.”
Does this mean that our mothers cannot make “an informed value judgement” while raising us because of their “tender moral compass?” And to me personally, growing up in a catholic house and being a straight man, I find this article to be much more offensive than the shirt. The shirt is just about being proud of who you are, while this article uses harsh, insulting, and vulgar language to degrade people.
“….recruit our precious children to the sin of sodomy, the gateway to bestiality. The sinful mouth and anal sex acts that take place will astound the godly and frighten children as they stare at the carnal scene in confusion.”
The same could be said about priests. Don’t throw stones if you live in a glass house.
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4:21 pm
“They have given in to the homogay devil”
You guys will never learn will you?
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6:28 pm
But Target is the only place I can get Fassbender and Hiddleston movies for cheap.
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10:21 pm
You would risk the tender backsides of this nation’s youth to save a few dollars on trashy movies. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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11:48 pm
Unfortunately id be more ashamed of your gnome beard, but to each his own i guess
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11:52 pm
Think he’s half-Amish or something?
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2:10 am
You think I care.
How cute.
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2:56 am
I’m not gay.
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3:40 am
I didn’t say you were dumbass.
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9:40 am
Please refrain from making sexual advances toward me. For that matter, this isn’t the website for this kind of thing.
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11:58 am
Cassey, are you so desperate for love that you think someone who’s calling you a dumbass is some kind of advance?
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4:03 pm
LOL you thought I was FLIRTING? WITH YOU?
You’re pathetic.
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9:27 pm
TROLOLOLOL XD that comment made me laugh so effin hard
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11:25 pm
This is a very serious topic and you liberals treat it like some kind of joke.
I’m also upset with L.N. for refusing to use my correct name. It’s Cornelius, or “Cassidy.”
Havesome respect, you liberals punks.
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11:32 pm
“Havesome respect, you liberals punks.”
Cassey, we will when you decide to show respect to others. You don’t demand respect and give none.
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12:13 am
“we will when …”
Are you now the spokesperson for the Liberal Trolls of Chris†wire (LTC)?
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6:29 am
Now, God had set Adam to name every beast, bird and other living thing. When they passed before him in pairs, male and female, Adam-being already like a man-felt jealous of their loves, and though he tried coupling with each female in turn, found no satisfaction in the act. He therefore cried: ‘Every creature but I has a proper mate’, and prayed God would remedy this injustice.
God then formed Lilith, the first woman, just as He had formed Adam
“God” Didn’t have any Problems about Adam indulging himself by Fucking every Female animal that God Created
“God Did not Punish Adam for Bestiality”
It was Adam that Complained to God
So God Created Lilith, the first woman from the same Earth used to create Adam.
Now Lilith who was the “FIRST WOMEN” was Created to be mans equal
Adam and Lilith never found peace together; for when he wished to lie with her, she took offence at the recumbent posture he demanded. ‘Why must I lie beneath you?’ she asked. ‘I also was made from dust, and am therefore your equal.’ Because Adam tried to compel her obedience by force, Lilith, in a rage, uttered the magic name of God, rose into the air and left him.
Adam complained to God: ‘I have been deserted by my helpmeet’ God at once sent the angels Senoy, Sansenoy and Semangelof to fetch Lilith back. They found her beside the Red Sea,
Return to Adam without delay,’ the angels said, `or we will drown you!’ Lilith asked: `How can I return to Adam when Adam does not Treat me as his Equal.
Undismayed by “”His FAILURE”" to give Adam a suitable helpmeet, God tried again, and let him watch while he built up a woman’s anatomy: using bones, tissues, muscles, blood and glandular secretions, then covering the whole with skin and adding tufts of hair in places. The sight caused Adam such disgust that even when this woman, the First Eve, stood there in her full beauty, he felt an invincible repugnance. God knew that He had failed once more, and took the First Eve away. Where she went, nobody knows for certain.
God “”TRIED”" a third time, and acted more circumspectly. Having taken a rib from Adam’s side in his sleep, He formed it into a woman; then plaited her hair and adorned her, like a bride, with twenty-four pieces of jewellery, before waking him. Adam was entranced.
Taken from religious TEXT
So to sum it up
“God” Does not mind “Bestiality”
Bestiality is and never was against “GODS WILL”
“God” Did not Punish Man for Bestiality
The First Man refused to Treat the first women as an equal
“”" GOD MAKES MISTAKES HE IS NOT PERFECT “”"
I Await the christwire Response
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7:03 am
“Taken from religious TEXT”
Oh yeah? Name that text. Go on.
The Lilith story is medieval Jewish myth. It’s not in the Torah, so it doesn’t count.
Jews in biblical times didn’t believe that rubbish; it was made up a millennium later.
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12:00 pm
“The Lilith story is medieval Jewish myth. It’s not in the Torah, so it doesn’t count.”
What if it was edited in and out throughout history, Pony Boy? You can stop acting like you’re the leading authority on religion and history now.
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9:02 pm
“What if it was edited in and out throughout history”
What if the moon is made of green cheese?
You continue to confuse speculation and assumption with fact. Where is the evidence that the medieval Lilith myth was ever in the Torah?
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9:05 pm
What evidence do you have that it never was?
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9:13 pm
“What evidence do you have that it never was?”
None. Just like I have no evidence that there is not an invisible pink unicorn living under my house.
I can’t prove to you that there is no invisible pink unicorn living under my house, but unless you can show me evidence that there is, there is no reason for me to believe that there is.
I can’t prove to you that the medieval Lilith story was never in any version of the Torah, but unless you can show me evidence that it was, there is no reason for me to believe it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophic_burden_of_proof
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9:20 pm
“I can’t prove to you that the medieval Lilith story was never in any version of the Torah, but unless you can show me evidence that it was, there is no reason for me to believe it.”
A fair enough point, but then why are you trying to argue it if you don’t believe it while someone else does? If you can’t even back up your ideals, don’t knock someone else’s down.
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9:26 pm
“A fair enough point, but then why are you trying to argue it if you don’t believe it while someone else does?”
Why does anyone argue about anything?
Would you argue with me if I said the moon had a small core of green cheese about three feet across?
“If you can’t even back up your ideals, don’t knock someone else’s down.”
Do you think irrational beliefs should go unchallenged?
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9:31 pm
“Why does anyone argue about anything?”
Again, a fair point.
“Do you think irrational beliefs should go unchallenged?”
Only if you can back up your arguments. If you can’t, then be quiet. If you do, good for you, but you’re also going to have to accept that someone is going to challenge you.
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9:44 pm
It’s the ones with the irrational beliefs who need to back up their arguments.
I can’t prove that god doesn’t want a suicide bomber to blow up a bus. That doesn’t mean I shouldn’t challenge his belief that god wants him to.
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9:52 pm
“It’s the ones with the irrational beliefs who need to back up their arguments.”
And if they can, or if there’s a gigantic hole in your logic, then you’re stuck unless you can disprove their arguments or fill that hole up.
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10:09 pm
“And if they can, or if there’s a gigantic hole in your logic, then you’re stuck”
Yes.
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7:31 am
Its as “FACTUALLY” accurate as any article published here in christwire
You mention the Torah,
Funny that ?
when most if not all the main article writers are phobic about the Jews and Muslims
when Christians Jews and Muslims worship the “SAME GOD” Share a Common set of Prophets each share some of the same religious texts. yet the Christians Site writers here seem to HATE Jews and Muslims
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7:55 am
The KORAN is Written Religious law
The Torah is Written Religious law
The Christian Bible is a collection of religious “STORYS” including the JEWISH Written Religious law
Not all Religious documents survived through to the 21st Century in PRINT in the Torah or the Bible
for example the Dead Sea SCrolls and other Archeological recovered documents did not make it into the Torah or the KORAN or The Christian Bible
Translation of recovered fragments confirm some Parts of the bible and show some things were either left out or altered
for example
TRANSLATIONS of the king James Bible differ from the original Text
Papal Politics at the time of these so called translations were Defining what would be politically edited and printed
OLD AND RARE BOOKS (kept in Secure Museums) when compared Translation to Original show this DID Happen
Finaly
“JUST BECAUSE A RELIGIOUS DOCUMENT DID NOT MAKE IT INTO THE TORAH, KORAN OR THE CHRISTIAN BIBLE DOES NOT MAKE IT LESS OF A RELIGIOUS DOCUMENT”
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9:01 pm
“the Dead Sea SCrolls and other Archeological recovered documents did not make it into the Torah or the KORAN or The Christian Bible”
Naturally, different sects have different canons.
“JUST BECAUSE A RELIGIOUS DOCUMENT DID NOT MAKE IT INTO THE TORAH, KORAN OR THE CHRISTIAN BIBLE DOES NOT MAKE IT LESS OF A RELIGIOUS DOCUMENT”
No need to shout. That is true. Various sects loved various apocryphal gospels and other writings that didn’t make it into any Christian canon. Those apocryphal gospels are still religious documents in the sense that they were once central to the beliefs and practices of those sects.
But when was the medieval Lilith story ever canon to anyone anywhere?
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9:08 pm
“Naturally, different sects have different canons.”
And some of those canons contradict with one another in the same damn section, and yet you don’t seem to give a shit about it and act as if both sides are true.
“That is true. Various sects loved various apocryphal gospels and other writings that didn’t make it into any Christian canon.”
Then why are you arguing about it?
“But when was the medieval Lilith story ever canon to anyone anywhere?”
So you’ll agree that just because it wasn’t in the books doesn’t mean it isn’t apart of a religious document, and yet you’re still asking the same questions.
God damn you’re stupid.
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9:20 pm
“And some of those canons contradict with one another in the same damn section, and yet you don’t seem to give a shit about it and act as if both sides are true.”
You’re right that I don’t give a shit, but I don’t act as if any of it is true.
“Then why are you arguing about it?”
Not arguing. I was trying to show Passion Pitt that I understood and accepted his/her general point about religious texts that are not canonical in any EXISTING sect still being religious texts, but that I was disputing his/her inclusion of the medieval Lilith myth in that category.
“So you’ll agree that just because it wasn’t in the books doesn’t mean it isn’t apart of a religious document, ”
No, you have not comprehended what I was saying. I am saying that the medieval Lilith myth is not a religious document in the same sense as the Dead Sea Scrolls, for instance, because it was never canon for any sect, ever.
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11:28 pm
What is all is jibberish crap? None of this mentions Target Stores and what we, as citizens of America and God’s Creation can do to get them to uphold the values of respect and decency.
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8:34 am
Genesis 6
In time, when men began to multiply on earth, and daughters were born to them, 2 the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were attractive; and they took wives for themselves, whomever they chose. 3 Adonai said, “My Spirit will not live in human beings forever, for they too are flesh; therefore their life span is to be 120 years.” 4 The Nephilim were on the earth in those days, and also afterwards, when the sons of God came in to the daughters of men, and they bore children to them; these were the ancient heroes, men of renown.
THE Nephilim WERE NOT MEN so this was God sanctioned Beastality
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9:00 am
Example 1.
The Book of Enoch (also 1 Enoch[1]) is an ancient Jewish religious work, traditionally ascribed to Enoch, the great-grandfather of Noah. It is not part of the biblical canon as used by Jews, apart from Beta Israel. It is regarded as canonical by the Ethiopian Orthodox Church and Eritrean Orthodox Church, but no other Christian group.
Example 2.
The Book of Jubilees (Hebrew: ספר היובלים Sepher hayYobelim), sometimes called Lesser Genesis (Leptogenesis), is an ancient Jewish religious work, considered one of the pseudepigrapha by Protestant, Roman Catholic, and Eastern Orthodox Churches.[1] However, Jubilees is considered canonical by the Ethiopian Orthodox Church as well as Jews in Ethiopia, where it is known as the Book of Division (Ge’ez: Mets’hafe Kufale).
It was well known to Early Christians, as evidenced by the writings of Epiphanius, Justin Martyr, Origen, Diodorus of Tarsus, Isidore of Alexandria, Isidore of Seville, Eutychius of Alexandria, John Malalas, George Syncellus, and George Kedrenos. However, it was so thoroughly suppressed in the 4th century that no complete Hebrew, Greek or Latin version has survived. There is conjecture among western biblical scholars that Jubilees may be a rework of material found in the canonical books of Genesis and Exodus
Example 3
The Epistle of Barnabas (Greek: Επιστολή Βαρνάβα, Hebrew: איגרת בארנבס) is a Greek epistle containing twenty-one chapters, preserved complete in the 4th century Codex Sinaiticus where it appears at the end of the New Testament. It is traditionally ascribed to Barnabas who is mentioned in the Acts of the Apostles, although some ascribe it to another Apostolic Father of the same name, “Barnabas of Alexandria”, or simply attribute it to an unknown early Christian teacher. A form of the Epistle 850 lines long is noted in the Latin list of canonical works in the 6th century Codex Claromontanus. It is not to be confused with the Gospel of Barnabas.
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9:37 am
There is plenty of apocrypha dating to biblical times. The Lilith story is medieval and is not canon in any sect.
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10:12 am
wrong
Songs of the Sage or Songs of the Maskil (שירי משכיל “instructor”)[1] is a is a fragmentary Hebrew language manuscript of a Jewish magical text of incantation and exorcism in the Dead Sea scrolls,[2] specifically for protection against a list of demons.[3] It is notable for containing the first clear usage of the Hebrew (or Aramaic) term lilith in relation to a supernatural creature. It is comparable to Aramaic incantation
she is also referenced in Isaiah 34:14
The term Lilith occurs in Isaiah 34:14
Rabi politics over time and their views on the place of women “Demonized Lilith
In the 13th Century writings of Rabbi Isaac ben Jacob ha-Cohen, for example, Lilith left Adam after she refused to become subservient to him and then would not return to the Garden of Eden after she mated with archangel Samael
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8:54 pm
OK, let’s take it from the top.
You said a “religious text” claims that Lilith was the first woman.
1) The earliest known version of this story is medieval, a millenium or so after the OT was.
2) It has never, to my knowledge, been canon in any Jewish or Christian sect.
3) You claim that Isaiah 34 supports you, even though Lilith appears in a list of animals.
4) You claim that the Songs of the Sage supports you, even though Lilith appears in a list of demons.
The Lilith story is pretty cool, but it appears to have no connection whatsoever to first-century Palestine, let alone any earlier point in Jewish history.
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10:16 am
The Dead Sea Scrolls are a collection of 972[1] texts consisting of biblical manuscripts from what is now known as the Hebrew Bible and extra-biblical documents found between 1946 and 1956 on the northwest shore of the Dead Sea, from which they derive their name. They were specifically located at Khirbet Qumran in what was then British Mandate Palestine, and since 1947, what has been known as the West Bank.
The texts are of great historical and religious significance and include the earliest known surviving copies of biblical and extra-biblical documents as well as preserve evidence of great diversity in late Second Temple Judaism. They are written in Hebrew, Aramaic, Greek, and Nabataean, mostly on parchment, but with some written on papyrus and bronze.[2] These manuscripts have been dated to various ranges between 408 BCE and 318 CE.[3] Bronze coins found on the site form a series beginning with Hyrcanus 1 (135-104 BCE) and continue without a gap until the first Jewish revolt (66–73 CE).[4] The scrolls are traditionally identified with the ancient Jewish sect called the Essenes, though some recent interpretations have challenged this association and argue that the scrolls were penned by priests in Jerusalem, Zadokites, or other unknown Jewish groups.[5][6]
The Dead Sea Scrolls are traditionally divided into three groups: “Biblical” manuscripts (copies of texts from the Hebrew Bible), which comprise roughly 40% of the identified scrolls; “Apocryphal” or “Pseudepigraphical” manuscripts (known documents from the Second Temple Period like Enoch, Jubilees, Tobit, Sirach, additional psalms, etc., that were not ultimately canonized in the Hebrew Bible), which comprise roughly 30% of the identified scrolls; and “Sectarian” manuscripts (previously unknown documents that speak to the rules and beliefs of a particular group or groups within greater Judaism) like the Community Rule, War Scroll, Pesher on Habakkuk (Hebrew: פשר pesher = “Commentary”), and the Rule of the Blessing, which comprise roughly 30% of the identified scrolls.[
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5:41 pm
I’ve been reading some articles, but this one just called to me to make an account…..im sorry for every children you guys come across. why? cause being a kid is the most innocent thing untill you guys brainwash them with this crap
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1:04 am
Oh dear. I accidentally clicked on the link and saw the shirt. I’m concerned that I may have contracted “the gay”. I knew it was a mistake for my husband to let me try and navigate this site unsupervised. I can only pray that they have a punishment severe enough to cleanse me when my immortal soul is consigned to hell for this transgression.
I should wrap this up and go confess to my husband so that he can inform the leaders of our church to promptly arrange for my public stoning. Who would ever have thought that a site with the word ‘Christ’ in the name would lead me down a path of such sinfulness?
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2:08 pm
good sarcasm
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5:27 pm
Good job detecting the sarcasm, ESL!
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8:40 am
I’m not you Erich.
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11:59 pm
Elle has an epiphany and used the experience in a positive manner to examined her soul and make herself right with Christ and you marginalize her with your scornful tone. You should be ashamed ov yourself.
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8:42 am
Psshhh… she did get “the gay” and need to be punished.
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5:28 pm
We are all praying for you, Elle!
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1:08 am
Erich, Cornelius, your support in this terrible time is very much appreciated. Sadly, the church has declined to perform the stoning out of fear of retribution from the liberal and Satanic government. I’m afraid I have to continue living this life until such time as God himself sees fit to take me and transport me to the fires of Hell that I so justly deserve.
My husband hasn’t been especially helpful either. When I told him about the sinful gay lust I was experiencing his first words were “I’ll get the camera!!” I think he may be possessed. Please keep up the prayers, I’m sure they’re helping. Even though everything is terrible, I feel the peace of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ in my heart and I can only assume it’s due to God answering all of our prayers.
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1:13 am
I will pray twice as hard, Elle. Your husband does indeed sound as if he’s possessed! If he ever ever manages to take any sin pictures, rest assured I’m willing to confiscate them to ensure they will never see the light of day. Praise!
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4:40 am
Thank you so much for your kind offer to receive any terrible pictures that my possessed husband may take. I’m still fighting the terrible urges through vigilant prayer but I’m afraid the demon in control of my husband is trying to increase the temptation. It’s been making my husband suggest that we invite the little redhead next door over for dinner. She’s clearly a dirty fornicator if the clothes, or lack of clothes I should say, that she wears are any indication. He also said something about having her for dessert and then he made a noise like that awful demon was strangling him.
I wish I could find a way to fight the demon without disobeying my husband. Since I can’t, I guess I’ll just have to extend the invitation and hope she declines. Oh, and go to the store for some whipping cream, my husband said I’d need a lot.
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1:33 am
Indeed your husband is under the influence of the devil and that will make it very rough for you being a woman of Christian virtue. You will have a tremendous burden on your soul and patience as you perform your wifely duties around the home and when making yourself available for him.
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4:44 am
Your understanding and support mean so much. It’s been very trying to stay virtuous and serve my husband as I should. Thankfully, even though he’s possessed, he’s been a good husband as usual and made sure to bind me tightly to the four posters on the bed before we have relations (he’s always done this to make sure that I was able to resist the temptation to be too enthusiastic about fornication).
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5:27 am
Can you ask your Husband to post the pictures here so we can all see them
How can we make any judgment( christian or otherwise without Proof )
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1:52 pm
Haha, I love this site! It’s so funny; like an online Onion newspaper! Scrolling down through the comments is even funnier. Seriously, though, if God hates gays and you condemn them, then also condemn the black man and promote slavery.
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8:47 pm
And to think I once tried on shoes at a target. They must have been videotaping me for their gay fetish videos. This all makes me sick.
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9:00 pm
Like anyone in their right mind would find you attractive.
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11:25 pm
WOW
you people find gay or atheist propaganda in everything
here’s a hint:
maybe not everyone is trying to kill you!
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