The Gay Agenda Exposed

Adam Nelson
• ChristWire
June 19, 2012 5:49 am161 comments

In this chilling cartoon, the Gay Agenda is exposed.  Notice how they love to wear fabulous moustaches and plot on how to not only make your children think they are normal, but also trick your pets into illegal dallies.  Sicko!

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  • Uhhh…Did you actually watch the whole video? Because this actually mocks your misconceptions about homosexuals…Especially the part at the end that says “This is how gay people are portrayed by homophobes. AS EVIL VILLAINS. Grow up already. Homophobia is stupid”

    Your own proof just screwed you over…

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    • Are you paid by the homogays to push their propaganda?

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      • What the hell are you babbling about now?

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        • He seems to be implying you are getting paid to disagree with christwire.

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        • I’m implying that you think it should be mandatory to like gayness, and you are getting paid by some organization like NAMBLA to shove this affront to free thought on the unwilling public. It’s poverty that has made you act like this, there is no other reason why a supposedly straight man would care so much about homogays.

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          • So…

            What you are saying IS that Ouroboros is getting paid for saying homosexuality is ok? What’s more money is the only reason a straight man would say it was fine to be gay? Well as a straight guy I see nothing wrong with homosexuality, doesn’t concern me in anyway what 2 consenting adults do. Also I’ve been saying that for many years for free. So does this mean I’ve been missing out on getting cash all this time for just saying what a decent human being says?

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          • By that rationale, do you not care about people of other countries because they aren’t American? Or do you not care about blacks because you’re white? Or do you not care about the jobless because they don’t have job?

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          • Nic

            You’ve just summed up Jeb and the rest of the christwire lot. Chuck in they hate everyone who doesn’t share their beliefs BECAUSE they don’t share their beliefs.

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          • ” It’s poverty that has made you act like this, there is no other reason why a supposedly straight man would care so much about homogays.”

            You are just an ignorant fucking bastard.

            I’m NOT in poverty. YOU made that up and managed to trick yourself into think it’s true.

            I don’t need to be paid to support homosexuality. I already support them because there is nothin wrong with them.

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          • you know what NAMBLA is a peodphile group BIG fucking difference between PEDOPHILE and HOMOSEXUAL you should know by that

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          • Are you retarded?

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      • “Are you paid by the homogays to push their propaganda?”

        You’re an idiot.

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      • Perhaps it is you who is paid to disagree with whom disagree with the website? -__-

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    • Didn’t have to watch the whole video becomes pretty clear very quickly the video is mocking homophobic people. I felt the fact the school kids were saying how they love being brought up in constant fear by extremist religious groups was a clear sign that people like Adam and the christwire lot were being mocked.

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      • “mocking homophobic people”

        Who could possibly be clever enough to pull that off?

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        • Anyone over the age of 3. Doesn’t take a genius. It is a lot easier than you seem to think. Homophobic people practically mock themselves.

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          • Does it take a genius to identify who is mocking and who is being mocked?

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          • MaddySevenfold

            No, its quite obvious the homophobes are being mocked. If you understand how sarcasm works then it would be easy to see but I forget many people on this site dont understand the concept.

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          • Maddy, thank you for explaining it to me, and you couldn’t be more correct: People on this site do not understand the how to identify sarcasm or what is being mocked or who is doing the mocking for that matter. It’s the most intelligent thing you have ever posted on this site.

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          • LOL!

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          • “Maddy, thank you for explaining it to me, and you couldn’t be more correct: People on this site do not understand the how to identify sarcasm or what is being mocked or who is doing the mocking for that matter. It’s the most intelligent thing you have ever posted on this site.”

            We already know you don’t get sarcasm.

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          • 36, we already know that English isn’t your native language so anything you say is effectively a lie.

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          • Erich, you aren’t a Christian, so stop calling yourself one.

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          • “36, we already know that English isn’t your native language so anything you say is effectively a lie.”

            So, because English is not my native language, everything which i say is a lie? lol

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          • No, but most of it is ill-informed, baseless assumption and generally stupid.

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          • Most of this website is too.

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          • “No, but most of it is ill-informed, baseless assumption and generally stupid.”

            Says the one, who think that “homogays” exist.

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    • I agree. I think his point was to prove, that he’s stupid, because he’s homophobic.

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  • i can just facepalm on this video….

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    • I could not stop laughing. Laughing at Adam’s stupidity for believing this video agreed with him rather than constantly mock him.

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  • “Look! I’m right! Look at this photographic evidence I drew last night!”

    –Adam’s logic

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    • NO it was made my god him self i mean look how well he stay in the coloring lines not everyone is that skilled so must have been done by god on his evil computer.

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  • Next time you choose a video to back up your beliefs I suggest you make sure that it isn’t mocking your homophobic and frankly outrageous views.

    At 3:45 minutes in the two kids at school are actually mocking being raised by extreme religious families. They keep going on about how fun it is to be raised in fear. The fact the kids then choose to turn into a flying turtle and a dragonfly mocks the whole “gay is a choice” thing.

    The wedding is even mocked at 5:20 it is mentioned how traditions are good BECAUSE they stop you leaning stuff.

    To end I shall quote the end of the video. Adam and Christwire “grow up already. Homophobia is stupid.”

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    • The most interesting part was when he said “children belive anything”. So if you tell them, there’s a “god”, they will belive it. Works same with boggyman, santa claus, unicorns, fairys and other such things.

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  • I see that the Obama political machine edited the end to make gayisim look normal. What a shame.

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    • The entire video mocks the homophobic. From start to finish clearly against homophobic bigots like yourself August

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    • Excuses excuses…and not even a good one

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      • Hey O-Dawg! Got a new avatar, I see! I like it!

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        • Thanks, although I might change it gains soon to a picture my friend drew of my OC pony…

          Oh wait, forgot I’m talking to you…I’m guessing you won’t quite understand what I just said

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          • You’re going to honor your artistic friend by using his (or her) drawing as a new avatar! What a nice gesture, friends are gold, right?

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          • You got it…Still wondering if you knew what “OC Pony” meant though

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          • I assume it’s some kind of “brony” thing. I’m too afraid to google it, however, don’t want to set off pedophile red flags at the FBI.

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          • Ugh…Really? We were having a nice conversation and then you go and insult Bronies…

            “OC” means “Original Character”…”OC Pony” means my personal created My Little Pony that my friend was nice enough to draw for me…

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          • I’m just paranoid about the whole “Brony” thing. Let’s face it, to an outsider it looks bizarre. I just don’t want something like that popping up on my internets history browser.

            That’s cool though! Like a unique, personalized My Little Pony based on the O-Dawg! Can’t wait to see it!

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          • ” Let’s face it, to an outsider it looks bizarre.”

            Ok…I actually agree with you there…

            “That’s cool though! Like a unique, personalized My Little Pony based on the O-Dawg! Can’t wait to see it!”

            It’ll be on my friend’s Tumblr in the near future…Mainly because I don’t have a tumblr…That and he’s the one who drew it so of course he gets the credit.

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          • one of these days, I’ll get off my lazy ass and draw an OC.

            after my current project. I’m drawing a maniac being consumed in fire while laughing hysterically.

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          • “after my current project. I’m drawing a maniac being consumed in fire while laughing hysterically”

            Now that something I’d want to see

            As for my OC Pony…He’s less a pony and more a freak of nature…I call him a “Chimerian Pony” he’s basically a pony with a snake instead of a tail, scales on his hooves, dragon wings, snake eyes, and fangs…I call him Snake Bite…

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          • I have six OC’s

            one is named Swindle she is a cheery little prankster.

            another one is Blitzbolt a less than happy pegasus that works for the weather patrol as a lightning conductor.

            yours definitely sounds interesting

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          • 6? I just barely came up with one…

            You should’ve seen the look on my friend’s face when I explained my pony to him…He probably thought I was crazy. Even so he still drew it…It’s adorable in a creepy way

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          • If I wasn’t so limited in my hardware, I’d offer a commission. stuck with sketchbook for now.

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          • My friend just draws with pencil and pen and then takes a pic of it with his phone…Seems to work for him so far

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          • That evil atheist feminist Greta Christina has an OC pony named after her. It’s called Greta Equistina.

            http://freethoughtblogs.com/greta/2012/06/20/im-a-horsewoman-of-the-feminist-apocalypse/

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          • @exbrony: Not gonna lie… No idea who that person is.

            Quick question though: Did you bring up her OC Pony just because or to compare 4pr1cot and my OC ponies to this “evil person’s”

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          • O’Rubberous, You should definitely make yourself acquainted with Greta’s writing. It is very clear and thought-provoking stuff.

            Um, yeah, I brought it up because you were talking about OC ponies and Greta just happened to do a post mentioning hers.

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          • “Um, yeah, I brought it up because you were talking about OC ponies and Greta just happened to do a post mentioning hers.”

            Just wanted to know because I was about to wrongly accuse you of something…Didn’t want to jump to conclusions on you

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          • What were you going to falsely accuse me of? I have absolutely no idea…

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          • I was thinking maybe you brought up “This evil person has an OC Pony therefore OC Ponies must be evil” kind of thing

            Looking back it was a stupid idea and I feel bad for thinking that

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          • “Looking back it was a stupid idea and I feel bad for thinking that”

            Ouroboros = class act

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          • Argumentum ad Greta Christinum? I love it!

            “You know who else wears horn-rimmed glasses? Greta Christina! Therefore Dame Edna Everage is evil.”

            Don’t feel bad, Ouro. There’s no need for self-flagellation, even if that is your kind of thing…

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          • The big O is a wonderful person. We should do something nice for him.

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          • “Don’t feel bad, Ouro. There’s no need for self-flagellation, even if that is your kind of thing…”

            This made me laugh. Nice one

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          • You know who else is into spanking and stuff? Greta Christina!

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          • “You know who else is into spanking and stuff? Greta Christina!”

            Eh, you might be pushing it a bit…Also, I never said I liked spankings…

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          • No, really. Greta is into spanking. She even links to spanking blogs from her own blog.

            But my apologies for assuming that you were also into it. It can be hard to keep a fellow’s kinks straight.

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          • “But my apologies for assuming that you were also into it. It can be hard to keep a fellow’s kinks straight.”

            Nah, no need to apoligize…I’ve said I like BDSM before so its safe to assume spanking is involved…While I don’t care much for spanking, when you’re with a dominatrix, you don’t really get a choice lol

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  • Cassidy Pen Cornelius Bartholomew "Cassidy" Pen

    I always knew that when homogays got their hands on technology they would android facebooked tweets into the cyberspace and undermine all religion and indoctrinate the youth into accepting the homogay lifestyle. The only real way to fight it is to remain diligent and create cartunes to lead our precious children toward the ways of Jesus.

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    • “I always knew that when homogays got their hands on technology they would android facebooked tweets into the cyberspace and undermine all religion and indoctrinate the youth into accepting the homogay lifestyle.”

      Once again… there are not “homogays”. Keep be an idiot.

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    • Alright. Where in the bible does it say anything about gays?
      And what about Bisexuals?
      Love thy neighbor people.

      Also, technology is evil. You have to stop using evil technology, because it is made by Satan. In fact, every computer manufacturer admits to doing satanic rituals on the production line.

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      • Gays only mentioned in the bible once to my knowledge and that is only a man and another man. Something about a man not laying with another man as he would a woman. So it is only the actual sex part between 2 men the bible doesn’t like. But the bible’s filled with contradictions and weird rules that none of these people probably follow.

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        • That and there’s the fact that a man can’t have sex with a man as he does a woman; a man can’t have a physical vagina.

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          • True.

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          • HERP DERP BIBLE SINNERS GAYS SHEWHORES DEEP BLACKS

            ^This Website.

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          • Kingfisher

            + Evil cats, foreigners are evil/stupid and how good music is evil. That’s all this site goes on about.

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          • ” a man can’t have sex with a man as he does a woman”

            Yes he can. There’s mouthsex for starters.

            Don’t forget that in the old days they were very coy about anatomical matters. They even used to call the penis “the feet”.

            In Exodus 4:24-26 where God was going to kill Moses for not circumcising his son and Moses’s wife saved him by circumcising the kid and then touching the bloody foreskin to Moses’s penis, the writer actually refers to Mo’s schlong as his “feet”.

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          • “Yes he can. There’s mouthsex for starters.”

            Back then, the only kind of sex that anyone would do (if you called yourself Christian) was the baby-making kind. Yes, a bunch of different sexual activities existed, but when Christianity took over, stuff like that was basically put on hold for quite some time.

            “Don’t forget that in the old days they were very coy about anatomical matters. They even used to call the penis “the feet”.

            Not surprised, it’s called the ‘third leg’ for a reason to some people. I don’t see how that applies to the argument at hand, especially if you want to argue about the terminology that was used back then (since one person could interpret what was said to mean ‘to treat a man as a woman’ since back then women were considered property).

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          • “Back then, the only kind of sex that anyone would do (if you called yourself Christian) was the baby-making kind.”

            Laughing out loud! Citation, please! What is your evidence for this ridiculous claim?

            Nobody called themselves Christian in biblical times. The first Christians thought of themselves as Jews.

            Certainly nobody called themselves Christians when Leviticus was written — which was several centuries before Jesus was supposed to have existed.

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          • “Certainly nobody called themselves Christians when Leviticus was written — which was several centuries before Jesus was supposed to have existed.”

            I meant more of the concept of Christianity. Which, yes, upon reflection, would mean that it was the Jewish people who followed Leviticus. Apologies, I don’t know too many Jewish people who hate homosexuals, that tends to be a Christian sort of thing these days. Hatred against homosexuals is something I’ve started to associate to strictly just Christian people since so many in America who are against Homosexuals and use the bible claim that they’re Christian.

            The point still stands, if you practiced the religion, you would only consider one type of sex to be legitimate sex, and that was the baby making kind. Anything else was viewed as an abomination and considered to be sodomy (oral, anal, masturbation, hand jobs, you name it, they called it sodomy). There’s still the fact that women were considered to be property back then, meaning that (even if the concept of homosexuality wasn’t that much of a big deal back then) if a man treated another man as if he were a woman, then he would have committed a sin. No matter how you look at it, the concept of what Leviticus said can’t apply to modern day society, especially if the New Testament overrides the Old Testament, which was what Leviticus was in.

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          • “Hatred against homosexuals is something I’ve started to associate to strictly just Christian people ”

            Oh, you should see what the Muslims do to them. Death by stoning, the whole bit.

            “if you practiced the religion, you would only consider one type of sex to be legitimate sex”

            What do you mean by legitimate? Also, citation needed.

            “Anything else was viewed as an abomination and considered to be sodomy (oral, anal, masturbation, hand jobs, you name it, they called it sodomy).”

            Again, citation needed. You are simply presenting your own assumptions as fact. Where is the evidence?

            “There’s still the fact that women were considered to be property back then, meaning that (even if the concept of homosexuality wasn’t that much of a big deal back then) if a man treated another man as if he were a woman, then he would have committed a sin. ”

            Two things wrong with this:

            1) Homosexual sex was obviously a big deal, since it carried the death penalty.

            2) Of course you could treat men as property. The Hebrews had slaves, remember? Their god specifically instructed them to enslave people.

            “the concept of what Leviticus said can’t apply to modern day society”

            It does in lots of places. Iran, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, Afghanistan, just to name a few.

            “especially if the New Testament overrides the Old Testament”

            But it doesn’t. Matthew 5:18 — For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished.

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          • “Oh, you should see what the Muslims do to them. Death by stoning, the whole bit.”

            They do that to practically anything, a lot of what they do reflects a lot of older teachings in the Bible, and there’s also the fact that there’s a prominent Christian root in America.

            “What do you mean by legitimate? Also, citation needed.”

            As in, only ONE act of sex is considered just that, sex, and not an abomination. Also, when you start asking for citations from Cultwire maniacs, THAT is when you can ask me. Until then, I’m going to tell YOU the exact same thing that THEY tell US: Look for yourself. If you want a hint, go look up the history of the word ‘sodomy’, that will lead you in the right direction.

            “Again, citation needed. You are simply presenting your own assumptions as fact. Where is the evidence?”

            Where’s the evidence that anything you’ve said is right?

            “Two things wrong with this:

            1) Homosexual sex was obviously a big deal, since it carried the death penalty.”

            Citation needed.

            Ain’t it just a bitch when your logic is just carelessly used against you? Don’t try to do the same thing to me.

            And, no, it DIDN’T carry the death penalty when the concept of homosexuality in the bible is being heavily debated. Again, the line ‘a man shall not lie with another man as he does a woman’ can be taken in a number of different ways, and if you can’t see them, then you’re blind.

            “2) Of course you could treat men as property. The Hebrews had slaves, remember? Their god specifically instructed them to enslave people.”

            They had a huge difference between a man and a slave as far as class goes. To them, a man was not a slave, while the gender of a slave didn’t matter.

            “It does in lots of places. Iran, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, Afghanistan, just to name a few.”

            Modern day AMERICA, asshat, and those places also tend to follow a different holy text. Congrats, you failed on two fronts.

            “But it doesn’t. Matthew 5:18 — For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished.”

            Except it does, since when Jesus showed up, he dismissed the teachings of the Old Testament since there was so many barbaric acts and showed a God that was vengeful and full of hate, while the God in the New Testament is willing to forgive. Leviticus said that if someone sinned, they should die, while Jesus said that if someone sinned, they should have another chance, and the both of them said them in different books. It’s impossible to follow one without breaking the other, there are too many contradictions between the Old and the New, and if you believe that Jesus is the savior of mankind and you follow his teachings, then you must follow the New Testament. You can LEARN from the Old, and vice versa, but you can’t FOLLOW the other in it’s entirety.

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          • No idea why you’re so pleased with yourself, LN.

            “only ONE act of sex is considered just that, sex, and not an abomination.”

            You keep making this claim. You provide no proof. When you make a claim like that the burden of proof is on you.

            “go look up the history of the word ‘sodomy’,”

            The word “sodomy” does not appear in the Bible. What that word came to mean to people has no bearing on the text of the Bible.

            “And, no, it DIDN’T carry the death penalty ”

            Oh yes, it did. Leviticus 20:13 — “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.”

            “When Jesus showed up, he dismissed the teachings of the Old Testament”

            No, he did not. Matthew 5:18 — “For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished.”

            “Modern day AMERICA, asshat, and those places also tend to follow a different holy text. Congrats, you failed on two fronts.”

            You didn’t stipulate America, asshat, and Islam is an offshoot of Judaism and Christianity. Congrats — you failed on two fronts.

            “there are too many contradictions between the Old and the New,”

            Not my problem. I’m just pointing out what the books actually say.

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          • “You keep making this claim. You provide no proof. When you make a claim like that the burden of proof is on you.”

            It’s part of the definition of Sodomy. See my next point.

            “The word “sodomy” does not appear in the Bible. What that word came to mean to people has no bearing on the text of the Bible.”

            I didn’t say to look it up in the bible, I said to go look up the word’s history. Big difference.

            “Oh yes, it did. Leviticus 20:13 — “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.””

            How does one lie with a man as he does a woman? Does it mean to lie, as in sleep with? Does it mean to lie, as in to have sex with? Does it mean to lie, as in not tell the truth to? If it’s sleeping with another man, then how far apart do the men have to be? What about during war times when you would inevitably be closer to your fellow warriors during the restful periods? Does that count? If it’s having sex with another man, define sex roughly 2000 years ago, and how WOULD a man have sex with another man as if that man was a woman if sex was considered to be strictly penis-in-vagina? You’re completely missing out on several elements that completely twist and turn that passage to be able to mean a number of things.

            “No, he did not.”

            Fairly certain that when someone says to love and forgive, they’re dismissing what someone else said about stoning a bitch the moment they sinned.

            “You didn’t stipulate America, asshat, and Islam is an offshoot of Judaism and Christianity. Congrats — you failed on two fronts.”

            You like to assume that you’re right all the damn time, and just because it’s an offshoot means jack shit if they use different texts entirely.

            “Not my problem. I’m just pointing out what the books actually say.”

            And yet you’re still arguing. I KNOW what the books say, that doesn’t take away from the fact that the Old and the New Testament greatly contradict one another and that the teachings of Christ effectively dismissed the teachings of the Old Testament when you look at what he said versus what they were saying in the old. Jesus said nothing about homosexuals directly, and the CLOSEST, the most SPECIFIC it gets when talking about homosexual activity is STILL incredibly vague. When there are so many contradictions that exist between the two, you can’t sit there, go ‘I see that they contradict each other’, and then still say that the New Testament didn’t dismiss the teachings of the Old.

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          • You are being deliberately obtuse. Jesus, as reported in Matthew, was very explicit about the fact that Old Testament law still applied. How many times do you need to read that verse?

            The meaning and etymology of the word “sodomy” is irrelevant. We are talking about the sex lives of Jews at a time when that word did not exist.

            “Lies with” means “fucks”. You are being disingenuous to pretend it means otherwise.

            “because it’s an offshoot means jack shit if they use different texts entirely.”

            The Koran is directly informed by the OT. That’s why the morality and the law are essentially the same, and that’s why many of the most popular Muslim boys’ names are those of Old Testament figures such as Abraham (Ibrahim), Moses (Moussa), David (Dawoud), Jonah (Yunus), Joseph (Yusuf), Solomon (Suleiman), Zecharia (Zakariya) Ephraim (Efraim), Gabriel (Jibril) and so on and on an on.

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          • “You are being deliberately obtuse. Jesus, as reported in Matthew, was very explicit about the fact that Old Testament law still applied. How many times do you need to read that verse?”

            How can that be true if Jesus told people to forgive and to love? If a man isn’t supposed to wear clothes of two different types of materials, but does anyway, then according to the Old Testament, he should immediately be put to death. Jesus says otherwise. Care to explain how two entirely different paradigms can be true?

            “The meaning and etymology of the word “sodomy” is irrelevant. We are talking about the sex lives of Jews at a time when that word did not exist.”

            And yet the history of the word still stands. They considered anything that wasn’t penis-in-vagina to be an abomination.

            ““Lies with” means “fucks”. You are being disingenuous to pretend it means otherwise.”

            Says who? In this day and age, we do, but back then they didn’t even have a definition for ‘sodomy’ until the event at Sodom and Gomorrah. You’re trying to tell me that the word had no place back before then, but that the phrase ‘lies with’ indeed mean to fuck (a much more modern term) back then?

            “The Koran is directly informed by the OT. That’s why the morality and the law are essentially the same, and that’s why many of the most popular Muslim boys’ names are those of Old Testament figures such as Abraham (Ibrahim), Moses (Moussa), David (Dawoud), Jonah (Yunus), Joseph (Yusuf), Solomon (Suleiman), Zecharia (Zakariya) Ephraim (Efraim), Gabriel (Jibril) and so on and on an on.”

            Again, just because it’s an offshoot doesn’t mean much if they divert so heavily from the original text. You can build upon something, but that doesn’t make it the same as what you built it on. There’s still the entire point of who they believe the messiah is and so forth, if they believe in one, and quite a bit more.

            The fact is, there are quite a few ways to interpret MANY of the passages in the Old Testament, and let’s not forget the fact that there has been history issues with the bible being edited to include or exclude certain parts, or just changing certain parts as well (and don’t give me that ‘citation’ crap, you’re going to sit there, and tell me that an extremely powerful tool was NOT abused or changed by certain individuals throughout history?).

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          • “The fact is, there are quite a few ways to interpret MANY of the passages in the Old Testament”

            Sure.

            “let’s not forget the fact that there has been history issues with the bible being edited to include or exclude certain parts, or just changing certain parts as well”

            Absolutely. It was all written, edited and re-edited time and time again by people who were pushing their own little theological, political and personal barrows. Plenty of the epistles attributed to Paul (incl 1&2 Timothy and Titus) were forgeries written by other people.

            The myth-making runs right through the whole book, from the creation story to the character of Jesus (there is, of course, no contemporary evidence that Jesus existed outside of Christian scripture, which is surprising given that the first century is one of the best documented in all antiquity, and he was supposed to have been pulling crowds of thousands wherever he went).

            But the rest of your shitty sophistry is absolute garbage, as I suspect you well know.

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          • Just because you don’t accept it as truth doesn’t make it false.

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        • the King James version is

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          • They all are. The King James is just by far the worst.

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      • “Alright. Where in the bible does it say anything about gays?”

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_and_homosexuality

        Do catch up, you drongo.

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  • Indeed. Are You British?

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    • Yep and proud of it.

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      • “Yep and proud of it.”

        Sickening. I know it’s not your fault that you were born on that disease-infested, morally depraved island, but the fact that you’re not actively trying to become an American citizen and, in fact, are proud of being British sickens me to no end. ChrisTwire mods, please ban this poster. Thanks.

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        • Why so xenophobic, you pathetic, miserable pile of shit?

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          • LN, you need to get right with Jesus. I fear that time is running out for you, my foul-mouthed friend.

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          • I know.

            L.N. There is no reason to insult miserable piles of shit in that way. They have a hard enough time without getting compared to Erich.

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        • They’ve not banned me at all in the over year and a half I’ve been posting on this site regularly. A person’s nationality is no reason to ban someone, you are an incredibly xenophobic person.

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        • Why does it sicken you that an individual born in England doesn’t want to become an American citizen? What is so amazing about America? Also, you might want to do some research into America’s history, I think you might be unpleasantly disappointed! :)

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        • “Sickening. I know it’s not your fault that you were born on that disease-infested, morally depraved island, but the fact that you’re not actively trying to become an American citizen and, in fact, are proud of being British sickens me to no end. ChrisTwire mods, please ban this poster. Thanks.”

          Funny fact: most 1st americans wcame actually from England.
          Perhaps it sicknes you also that you far relatives probably were from England also… or even France.

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          • You completely missed the point, 36, which is no shock due to you being ESL. The point was that my ancestors emmigrated from their rat holes to the USA … literally a heroic move. Jonny’s family failed to better themselves and their kin by making a similar choice and that’s something he’s “proud” of.

            Appalling.

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          • Mate, you need to wisen up. England is a nice place. America is much much worse. Shithole country. So afraid of its own morals it hides them with a few scraps of shit covered paper called the bible. And Jesus is just used as an escape hatch in conversation and action.

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          • “England is a nice place.”

            Laughing out loud! Did the “Queen” make you say that?

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          • “You completely missed the point, 36, which is no shock due to you being ESL. The point was that my ancestors emmigrated from their rat holes to the USA … literally a heroic move. Jonny’s family failed to better themselves and their kin by making a similar choice and that’s something he’s “proud” of.

            Appalling.”

            Keep be full of yourself. Americans are not the best. That’s a fact.
            I could say it sicknes me also, because you’re (probably also) proud to be american, but i won’t let myself down on your level.

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          • “Jonny’s family failed to better themselves and their kin by making a similar choice and that’s something he’s “proud” of”

            Wow I never thought of it that way. I never considered that although my family DID in fact come from all over Europe (apparently if me grandparents are to be believed) and the fact my dad’s side is Irish and didn’t flee the country despite all the hardships they are bound to have faced was something to be ashamed of.

            I suppose another thing I shouldn’t pride myself in is that my grandfather was in the armed forces and did something to do with intelligence and as a result my grandparents my father and his 2 younger sisters travelled from a very early age to a number of very different countries (interestingly enough all born in different countries, only the youngest was born in England, but on army bases so all born British Citizens) and still all decided to settle in the UK.

            My family history is rich enough thank you, despite them never choosing (choice is probably the wrong word by the way, forced to flee is more accurate when talking about those that moved to America) to leave their “rat holes” and go to the US.

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        • I actually feel like hacking at your neck wth a butchers knife, you do realise that British people found america and that we lived there, everyone who says ‘homogays’ need shooting as well. I’m actually sick of christfucks telling other people that being gay is wrong or by choice or that we are evil and we are a disease. Like fuck we are, we are all the same people without religion everything would be better we wouldn’t even judge anyone because your little fable book wouldn’t be there and don’t you dare say im taking gods name in vein or im going to hell because quite frankly i dont give a fuck. All god is, is an imaginary person who everyone loves because he gives hope,like fuck he/she does, oh wait god cant be a girl because you christfucks dont believe in equality, i fucking hate people like you, its people like you who fuck p the world with your hate words and crime against people. watch the video fully untill the end where its taking the piss out of homophobes like you. i actually wish you lived next door to me so i could just smack you in the face because quite frankly i cannot be arsed with people like you anymore!
          oh btw i am british, i am gay, i support equality, i am openminded but people who used ‘god’ as an excuse to say that they hate gays, then they piss me off. Rant over!

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  • Boyo, The queen is a highly respectable person with many years of wisdom.

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  • Regicide huh? Let me break it to ya, a kingfisher is a bird.

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    • Let me break it to you: kingfishers are a sub-order of birds comprising some 90 species.

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      • I prefer white creatures.

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      • Hmm. Are you some sort of biologist? And I congratulate you on not being a Brony. Those people are annoying. However, fundamentalist Christians are more annoying. You lose points for that. I hope you will be good intellectual argument. And I hope you won’t be going on about dem homogays.

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        • No, I am not a biologist. And what makes you think I’m a fundamentalist Christian?

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          • You have ex something in your name. Ex-Atheist, Ex- Otaku. And I thought you were a Fundamentalist from many older posts.

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          • Oh really? Which ones?

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          • A lot of the ones where you back up August.

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          • Ex, is a wild card, he does his own thing. He just happens to usually be right.

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          • I don’t “back up” anyone. What I do is point out mistakes and fallacies.

            A lot of the naysayers around here think that me pointing out a mistake of theirs means that I am some kind of ogre who’s against everything that they are for. It’s bizarre.

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          • August, you say the sweetest things.

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          • “I don’t “back up” anyone. What I do is point out mistakes and fallacies.”

            Wierd you don’t point out your mistakes. Like with the word “homogay” (where i did need to explain you the meaning) and the word “fuck” (for which you did claim, it’s a normal word and you were moderated for it).
            You’re not always right, as you see.

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          • You explained nothing.

            If you object to the word “homogay” on the grounds that it’s a double positive, how about you tell every Spanish speaker in the world that “Yo no tengo nada” is a double negative and that they should all stop saying it. In fact, tell them that they should reconstruct the grammar of their entire language just to suit your preference.

            My point about “fuck” being “just a word” was that it has no intrinsic misogynist connotations.

            You failed to grasp that, just as you have failed to grasp so much else.

            What you really need to familiarise yourself with is the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

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          • 36, he (she?) never claimed he was always right.

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          • I never claimed I am always right. When I do get something wrong I happily admit it and thank the person who corrects me.

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          • Kingfisher

            Exbrony has a point. He will graciously admit defeat if proven wrong with evidence. One of the few posters that does.

            Exbrony

            Can’t remember when or on what article, but I think it was mentioned (by you) that you are usually correct and/or hardly ever proven wrong. I took this as just a piece of harmless banter though rather than true arrogance.

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          • “You explained nothing.

            If you object to the word “homogay” on the grounds that it’s a double positive, how about you tell every Spanish speaker in the world that “Yo no tengo nada” is a double negative and that they should all stop saying it. In fact, tell them that they should reconstruct the grammar of their entire language just to suit your preference.”

            Really? Did you even read what i did wrote back then about the word “homogay”. Seems you didn’t, since you didn’t even comment on it with a counter agrument.
            And i didn’t said it’s a double positive. That’s what you’re saying. I was talking about the logical meaning.
            I’m not here to look for every sentence that doesn’t make sense. I was talking only about the word “homogay”, which has no logical meaning. Sorry, if you still don’t get that. Should i explain it to you once again (if you will comment it then of course)?

            “My point about “fuck” being “just a word” was that it has no intrinsic misogynist connotations.

            You failed to grasp that, just as you have failed to grasp so much else.”

            I said that “fuck” is an offensive word and you said “no it’s just a word”. It’s doesn’t matter how you did mean it. You did deny a logical meaning, by saying it’s not offensive, because it’s only a word. Wonder why you did get moderated then.

            “What you really need to familiarise yourself with is the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

            Seems you need that more, because you ain’t capable to get the illogical meaning of the word “homogay”.

            “I never claimed I am always right. When I do get something wrong I happily admit it and thank the person who corrects me.”

            Stop lying. When i did prove you wrong with “homogay”, you didn’t admit anything. You did simply ignore it.

            @Kingfisher
            I’m male.

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        • Kingfisher

          Exbrony is one poster I haven’t fully figured out yet. He has an occasionally irritating habit of not pointing out glaring mistakes of the christwire lot, but will pick up on any minor mistake made by those that disagree.

          He certainly knows the bible as he has on occasion quoted it. However he has never really expressed, as the christwire lot constantly do, that it is certain fact. Usually only quotes scripture when he is backing up something said by others or to point out the specific passages that people are referring to in a roundabout way.

          He is probably one of the few posters you can get an intellectual debate out of. He is also one of the few you can reach a mutual understanding with. He also posts links to back up his claim. You can also have a pleasant convo with him without him quickly spoiling it with some bigoted viewpoint.

          It is my belief that Exbrony, on occasion, likes to try and prove posters claiming to be liberal to be hypocritical as off the top of my head can’t remember ever reading an actual article where he has outright stated his stance on, instead he seems to prefer to debate with those that disagree with the article.

          However, I could be completely wrong about him and he could be another fundamentalist Christian who strangely backs up his beliefs with quotes from sources besides the bible.

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          • Exbrony, you are a strange cookie.

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          • Jonny, you had it pretty right up until your last paragraph there.

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          • Good to know for certain that you are not just another fundamental Christian. That was a massive long shot anyway. The only thing I had for that theory was your lack of debate with the christwire lot and that doesn’t really count as evidence.

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          • I wonder if you are as perspicacious in your assessment of other posters.

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          • The other posters don’t really require much thought as to their standings on the topics being discussed. They are more explicit about their views and who’s side they take in the discussion.

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          • And so you take them all at face value?

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          • Nope, just pay less attention to trying to figure them out. Just not as interesting trying to work out people who explicitly state their opinions on the topics. I like the challenge and freedom of imagination that comes with the lack of explicit beliefs.

            I’m sure that most posters are more complex than just what they state, but there is never really much need to delve too deep as their drive and personality reveals itself over time and less mystery surrounds their posting persona.

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          • ” just pay less attention to trying to figure them out.”

            You certainly do.

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          • Prefer the mystery of figuring someone out to being told about a person. Most posters, especially the christwire lot, will bring up personal facts that will tell you a lot about their personality. Bruce may be the worst culprit for this. I get more enjoyment out of piecing together tiny pieces of seemingly unconnected and insignificant information and extrapolating from that a vague personality. It allows me to use my imagination to a certain degree and helps hone my character development skills.

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  • By the way, do the writers on this website listen to this song to get motivated?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en-GB&client=mv-google&v=pgvzSscw04E&nomobile=1

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    • FreakazoidVocaloid

      Inb4 “IT HAS BEATS AND A RHYTHM IT MUST BE MADE BY SATAN”

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  • And society is worried that drugs will kill brain cells….>.>

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  • John the believer

    I’m unsure of the purpose of this website.
    Is it to mock Christianity because many of the articles I have read are complete piles of garbage full of ignorance and hatred

    I’m just wondering if it is all meant to mock Christians
    Or it’s just the work of more ignorant small-minded Christian bigots

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  • Just one word to describe my thoughts on this “article”…….CARTOON.

    You seriously couldn’t come up with ANYTHING better than that, Mr. Nelson? I mean, your most worshipful Chuck Norris does Martial arts movies. That doesn’t mean he’s REALLY kicking someones teeth out.

    (…and to think I expected better from you, Mr. Nelson. Should have considered the source, I guess.)

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  • Funny video, I like it. Whoever did it is a whizz at MS paint.

    “Children believe everything their told!” Comical!

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    • Well it works for the christain Children i mean they get told some invisable magic guy did this this and this and they fall for it.

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  • I’m guessing you two dont get on well?

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  • Claire hates me. I don’t know why.

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  • No, actually, I don’t.

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  • Is it because I have a sense of humour and a sense of perspective?

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  • I didn’t berate anyone. I just pointed out that Tosh’s “humour” is misogynist.

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