Top Ten Reasons To “Ban” Same Sex Marriage…..Or As I Like To Say Marriage
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ would be destroyed.
6) The only valid marriages are those which produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without both a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy or longer life spans.
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9:18 pm
“Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.”
Studies have shown that those who have chosen to be homogay oftentimes do so because they haven’t been parented properly.
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10:59 pm
Studies don’t show this because homosexuality isn’t a choice.
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3:20 pm
“Studies have shown that those who have chosen to be homogay oftentimes do so because they haven’t been parented properly.”
Still an idiot with using “homogay”?
And there is no proof about that.
There are cases where both parents are straight and the kid becomes gay/lesbian.
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4:50 pm
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“There are cases where both parents are straight and the kid becomes gay/lesbian.”
Bad parents tend to not parent properly.
Also how many times do you have to bring your senseless objections to the term homogay up? here let me cut and paste my refutation points again like you cut and paste your arguments.
“Words don’t need to have dictionary definitions to be words going by your standards netiquette, Higgs boson, grimdark, retardness, GNU, lol, and WTF aren’t words and if you use them you obviously must be mentally ill.”
Your point about words needing logical meaning in the last argument? Yeah where’s the logical meaning in Laser, gobshite, or Higgs boson?
Not that I’m expecting you to form a real counterpoint. Instead you’ll just invoke Danth’s Law like you always do. (hint: saying you have won an argument doesn’t make it so, in fact it comes off as a desperate attempt to make it look like your point is valid.)
Maddy:
You know, I think I may know how being gay is comparable to owning a car.
They’re both choices.
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5:11 pm
Being gay is not a choice. You think someone would choose to be judged, excluded, and treated like shit? No, you cant help who you fall in love with.
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5:17 pm
“You think someone would choose to be judged, excluded, and treated like shit?”
They choose to do so when they choose to give in to their anal perversions. If the urge for the same sex is too strong there’s always celibacy.
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5:31 pm
Okay look. These people arnt causing anyone any harm. They dont choose to be gay, why would someone choose that kind of life? They want to spend the rest of their lives with the one they love and are attracted to, and who are we to say that just because the person they love is of the same gender that they cant be together?
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5:41 pm
They’re causing harm to themselves.
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5:45 pm
I’m sorry I cant see whatever you posted. But I highly doubt it will change anything.
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5:53 pm
http://youtu.be/euXQbZDwV0w
It’s a passionate speech in Africa that addresses sodomy.
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5:55 pm
I was right, it didnt chamge anything..
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6:03 pm
So Maddy I take it you’re okay with eating poop and having arms inserted in your anus.
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6:21 pm
No I just dont listen to bull shit like that.
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7:10 pm
So if you’re not okay with it, then why do you support it?
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10:39 pm
Ex-Atheist, just stop. You obviously have no fucking idea what you’re talking about. Homosexuality is not a choice because my best friend (who is gay) told me he wished he was straight because he didn’t want to deal with the shit people like you fucking put him through. The bible teaches to love others. Do you think justifying your hate on the bible which teaches love makes any sense?
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10:42 pm
Okay I just said it was bullshit. Meaning it isnt true. Learn to read.
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4:28 pm
that guy doesn’t know anything. some women like to be fisted too.
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9:58 pm
Haha, i think south park made fun of that video.. Because thats just how much of a joke your evidence is exA. Just like you. A big fucking joke.
Its already been proven its in genetics, not a choice. There is a gene in your DNA that actually causes you to feel attracted to the same sex. Sorry but maybe if you stopped reading fairy tales in “the bible” and read an actual book once, then you’d understand.
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2:07 pm
“Bad parents tend to not parent properly.”
Go ask a gay/lesbian if it’s their parents fault.
“Also how many times do you have to bring your senseless objections to the term homogay up? here let me cut and paste my refutation points again like you cut and paste your arguments.”
Senseless? You didn’t read my last comment on this did you? I did explain you again, why the word “homogay” has no logical meaning. If i need to do that again then please tell me. I will do it so long till you get it, even if you’re too stupid to get it.
“Your point about words needing logical meaning in the last argument? Yeah where’s the logical meaning in Laser, gobshite, or Higgs boson?
Not that I’m expecting you to form a real counterpoint. Instead you’ll just invoke Danth’s Law like you always do. (hint: saying you have won an argument doesn’t make it so, in fact it comes off as a desperate attempt to make it look like your point is valid.)”
Laser is a same word a CIA or FBI or USA. It has a logical meaning behind it (LASER = Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation).
This is the 1st time i hear about “gobshite”, but here’s the definition: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gobshite
As you see it’s from irish/UK slang. And it has a logical meaning.
Also 1st time i hear about Higgs boson, but you have it also explained here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson
If you keep don’t get why the word “homogay” is not logical, then just tell me and i’ll explain it to you (just for you and for free) why.
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2:48 pm
this is the first comment string that has made me truly hate you, ex. it’s people like you that prevent people who love each other from being married, people like you who bully other simply because they are different, people like you who drive kids to suicide because the children think that they are “unnatural” and are called queer and are harassed constantly and perpetually in school. i have lost friends to this shit. i sincerely hope someone kills you in a religious dispute, ex. it’s people like you that are the lowest scum on the earth.
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2:55 pm
Do not wish death upon those who help God with His holy deeds.
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3:39 pm
oh, great. another jesus freak has joined. let me ask you something, what about him is holy? the fact that he demands that babies be killed if they are born to those who do not believe, the fact that he has directly killed far more people than satan ever did, the fact that he empowers people to enslave others (but only if they come from a different country) the fact that he is, by all logic, the most evil thing to ever exist (if he truly does exist), i can keep going on and on. respond if you want to defend yourself, please don’t just leave me hanging, and please don’t do something as easy and cheap as correcting my grammar or pointing out that i use run-on sentences.
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3:17 pm
coward. i knew you wouldn’t, you christians can’t stand anyone making a logical argument against their beliefs. don’t just bait me and leave me hanging next time, if there is one.
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3:28 pm
No. Thats not true considering youre either born gay or youre not gay it has nothing to do with your surroundings.
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3:16 pm
Ex-atheist – Regarding your posting of the youtube video. Many heterosexuals are into anal sex, scat, blood, fisting, and many other extreme sexual fetishes. Does that then follow that all heterosexual love is unhealthy and wrong? I am a gay man and I have never run across anyone who is into eating da poo poo as this guy so nicely puts it. Doesn’t mean they aren’t out there but I would bet it is a very small minority of people regardles of their sexuality who are into that activity.
And yes we can choose to be celibate but God has put no such requirement on heterosexuals. They have the option to get married as Paul suggested in Corinthians in order to keep themselves from giving into their lustful passions. Notice he doesn’t even require that they actually love their spouse. But apparently we homogays as you call us are not afforded the same remidies of being able to marry someone we are sexually attracted to just so we won’t go out fornicating.
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6:49 am
Don’t take the word “homogay” serious. It’s a made out word without any logical meaning (she still don’t get that).
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3:20 pm
Oh and one more thing I forgot – I grew up in a very Brady Bunch household. Went to church all the time and really really believed in it. Very happy family life and know lots of other gays who did as well. So I beg to differ with your studies that being gay means you haven’t been parented properly. But being a bigot may be indicate bad parenting. I am still researcing that.
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9:22 pm
Other than that, your article is full of false analogies. I mean in what way is sodomy comparable to owning a car?
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11:00 pm
This post is sarcastic because there is no reel glubbin reason why homosexual marrige shouldn’t be illegal
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10:37 am
Ex-Atheist, you seem capable of intelligent debate. I would like to share with you how i feel about same sex marriage, but i am having trouble seeing things from your point of view.
Could you please explain to me why you joined Christianity? Also why are you so against same sex marriage, is it anything other than religious reasons or is it something further?
I understand if you feel uncomfortable answering these questions, you don’t have to answer them. It would just help me to understand you if you went into detail.
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9:41 pm
xXNyXxX, you’re joking right? I mean, no one takes this list seriously, right?
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10:01 pm
Just about as seriously as they take this site, Erich.
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11:10 pm
You’re the clay, I’m Demi Moore Swayze.
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11:18 pm
Wait. You’re a woman married to a dead man? Must be, because they weren’t married at his death. A rather……muscular woman though. Good choice in role models, I suppose.
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11:20 pm
Oh and as for the “clay” reference, I’d advice you to keep your hands OFF me. (Pervert.)
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8:38 am
You wish. Pervert.
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8:44 am
“Demi Moore” is French for “half-dead”.
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10:40 pm
It’s actually “Demi Mort”
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9:44 pm
Straight marriage will be less meaningful- ya all 5% of them.
Gay marriage is not supported by religion- REally all the complaining you do on this site I thought god loved them i mean rainbows and bunnys and ponys we know how you all like ponys.
The only valid marriages are those which produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people- and yet your still here didn’t you die once already or was that the rape gets mixed up when you steal images from other sites.
Children can never succeed without both a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.- since 50% of all marriages end in divorce you all must have been kids of the other 50% with out a mommy.
Gay marriage will change the foundation of society- yep just look at all the groups of gay people killing and wanting stuff done there way oh wait that religion my bad.
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9:58 pm
Good gravy, you are incoherent!
What is your native language?
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8:10 am
Good gravy all you talk is food you must be some fat women pony lover watching all that pony porn.
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4:54 pm
Okay, if “Ex”brony is a brony then I must be an Atheist…
Obviously you haven’t taken enough English lessons to understand prefixes.
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8:02 pm
in that case the image is a prefix to the name so it cancels out the ex when all you do it talkabout it then again your just both of them after all like everyone on this site.
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10:40 am
I still love his icon, TS is adorable!
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11:36 am
I know right! I cant stand to read the comments but I see Twilight Sparkle and i’m like dwaaaaw!
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2:02 am
Okay I must have seen this list about a million times already.
It’s still awesome.
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9:43 am
xD! The sarcasm is strong with this one. At first I thought it was another dumb Christwire Article then I saw the About The Author. Trolololol
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10:40 am
You did the right thing by reporting this Maddy. The author is clearly an interloper and a traitor, using ‘sarcasm’ and ‘irony’ to undermine America.
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12:11 pm
I suppose who writes it depends on whether it is funny or not. You naysayers are such hypocrites.
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12:15 pm
There have been some times where I laughed at what you people have said and they were legitimate jokes. The problem is that you’re clinically insane and you want to kill and destroy people just for shits and giggles.
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3:14 pm
Well August then perhaps you should make it more clear when sarcasm is being used because by your comments its rather hard to tell.
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12:15 pm
Here are ten real reasons.
1, It is wrong.
2, It is unnatural
3, It is immoral
4, It leads to disease
5, It is illegal
6, It is perverse
7, It is abnormal
8, It is nefarious
9, it is gross
10, It offends America.
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12:31 pm
“1, It is wrong.”
Says who and why should we listen to them or it?
“2, It is unnatural”
Except it happens naturally in humans and animals, so you’re wrong there.
“3, It is immoral”
How is love immoral?
“4, It leads to disease”
Except it doesn’t, and if you want to argue the point, then anything you do leads to disease.
“5, It is illegal”
While gay marriage might be, the entire point is to overturn the idea. You can’t just point to ‘it’s illegal’ as an excuse when that’s the very point people are trying to change.
“6, It is perverse”
Except it isn’t.
“7, It is abnormal”
You basically just repeated your second point there.
“8, It is nefarious”
Sounds similar to your third point.
“9, it is gross”
Just because you think something is gross doesn’t mean you should prevent other people from doing it, and if you think it’s gross, then don’t do it.
“10, It offends America.”
At some point in America’s history, race mixing offended America, and women voting offended America. Wait, you’re also against those. And since when did you speak upon the behalf of America, especially when a number of Americans have been fighting for equal rights for quite awhile now?
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12:37 pm
Why should people have equal rights if they are lesser people?
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2:14 pm
By that logic you shouldn’t have rights at all…
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2:19 pm
Except they aren’t “lesser people”…that’s just your opinion
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1:23 am
O – I can argue your point. Respectfully, your point is valid that ‘they aren’t “lesser people”…that’s just your opinion.’
But remember that this opinion about people being “lesser” or not only came into existence with political correctness.
Meaning during your lifetime.
But only 30 years ago or so, give or take a decade either way, the standards of Americans was much different. Courts and other authority figures forced mandatory sterilization on people the state ruled were lesser than…
It was called Eugenics and I think Brother Bane wrote a story on it before he passed. Here’s the link:
http://christwire.org/2012/03/labcorp-to-led-us-governments-eugenics-research-program/
And wiki has this on Eugenics, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsory_sterilization#United_States
So the lesson is… In the living memories of people still alive today people were judged “lesser” by the thousands under the code of law.
Commonly those deemed to be “lesser” included, gays, mentally ill, mentally retarded, the deaf, the blind, people with epilepsy, and the physically deformed. In some states alcoholics were on the list to.
When you read about it you’ll feel how utterly foreign this idea is to you and how difficult it is to believe that mandatory serialization ever happened in the USA. California sterilized the most… 20,000 or something like that.
Use your own feelings of how offensive these programs were and how people now would fight against the gov’t if it wanted to re-instate these laws today.
Use those feeling as a measuring stick to compare just how far we’ve come in 30 years… or just how ass-backwards the standard of law was such a short time ago.
So to argue your point… Yes there are “lesser people” and not that long ago it was done under the color of authority.
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10:43 pm
August, there is no such thing as lesser people. Everyone is essentially fucking the same. People that live on the Earth. Just because they are different from you doesn’t make them lesser than you, you racist homophobic conceited dip shit.
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10:53 pm
Wow, you nead to learn science!
http://science.discovery.com/tv/through-the-wormhole/episodes/season-three/is-there-a-superior-race.html
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11:32 pm
‘Superior race’ and ‘lesser people’ are technically two different meanings. One implies something that could be other than human, the other is applied to people, and let’s face it, you were talking about PEOPLE. You’re an arrogant son of a bitch who just wants to hurt others because you’ve got a seriously fucked up mind.
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12:30 am
L.N that link did talk about people and why some races are superior.
And yes we know about superiority.
It is very simple L.N.
The world is sick… but we are the Doctors.
The world is anemic…but we are the Vitamin
The world is weary, but we are the Strength
We are here, to make the world healthy once again!
With hard work, with honesty, with clarity, with decency.
We are the product of loving mothers and brave fathers.
We are the embodiment of love and bravery.
We are the gift of both God and science.
We are the answer to the question.
We are the promise delivered to all mankind.
For that we raise our hand to one nation.
We step to the beat of one drum.
We march to the beat of one heart.
And it is this song which will change this world.
We are the people who carry the children on our shoulders,
The same way our fathers carried us and their fathers carried them.
We are the one people united and strong .
We are one people with moral certainty.
We are the people who have no fear.
Because the truth makes us one.
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12:40 am
“L.N that link did talk about people and why some races are superior.”
They weren’t talking about the ‘skin color’ type of races, they were talking about ‘entirely different being’ type of races. Your racism blinds you to this fact.
“And yes we know about superiority.”
Because you have a serious superiority complex.
“The world is sick… but we are the Doctors.”
And yet, more often than not, you’re actually the Virus.
“The world is anemic…but we are the Vitamin”
You are the Disease.
“The world is weary, but we are the Strength”
You are the Weakness.
“We are here, to make the world healthy once again!”
You’re here to make the world more miserable by stomping down on people you don’t like.
“With hard work, with honesty, with clarity, with decency.”
All of which are traits that you vehemently hate and loath.
“We are the product of loving mothers and brave fathers.”
You are the product of hateful beings who damn others while under the masquerade of ‘love’.
“We are the embodiment of love and bravery.”
You are the embodiment of hate and cowardliness.
“We are the gift of both God and science.”
You are a curse that has twisted the words of God and science.
“We are the answer to the question.”
You believe you have the answers to questions you can’t fathom.
“We are the promise delivered to all mankind.”
You are the promise of death and destruction.
“For that we raise our hand to one nation.”
And raise a sword against all others.
“We step to the beat of one drum.
We march to the beat of one heart.
And it is this song which will change this world.”
A song that will destroy this world with you at the helm if you had your way.
“We are the people who carry the children on our shoulders,”
And then dump the bodies in a ditch.
“The same way our fathers carried us and their fathers carried them.”
With the air of death surrounding you.
“We are the one people united and strong .”
You are the one people that wants to divide and weaken your brothers.
“We are one people with moral certainty.”
You are the one people without a conscious or heart.
“We are the people who have no fear.”
You are the people who fear everything.
“Because the truth makes us one.”
You believe your lies to be the truth.
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2:12 pm
Because we are all humans.
Or will you say now that, a white rich american need to have more rights over a black poor person, just because he is white and rich?
If you will answer with “yes” in any way, then you really have no tolerance toward other humans.
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1:31 am
“Lesser people,” “superior race.” You, my friend (except not really) sound like a Nazi.
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6:53 am
““Lesser people,” “superior race.” You, my friend (except not really) sound like a Nazi.”
I guess you said that to August.
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2:12 pm
“1, It is wrong.”
Says you.
“2, It is unnatural”
No it isn’t.
“3, It is immoral”
No it isn’t.
“4, It leads to disease”
Any form of sex leads to disease…
“5, It is illegal”
Whch should be changed.
“6, It is perverse”
No it isn’t.
“7, It is abnormal”
So is having green eyes.
“8, It is nefarious”
Nope.
“9, it is gross”
Personal opinion. Invlaid.
“10, It offends America”
It offends YOU and a few other bigots.
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2:50 pm
Tell that to Jesus on Judgement day!
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4:22 pm
That’s a good list of why they need to ban religion.
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1:44 am
What KBLME, ban religion? But I thought you were of the Muslim faith? A contradiction exist in ur logic.
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7:22 am
I never said that you and your pony lovers did. You all like making up crap any ways.
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10:45 am
Just because people like ponies doesn’t mean you fall into any stereotype other than one that says “all people that like ponies, like ponies.”
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4:33 pm
I do most of that anyways, and I’m not gay
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3:27 pm
“Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.”
You know there are 2 types of marriage? One is civil and the other is the religious one. You need only civil actually to be married (at least in my country).
And you have more then one religion in america, since america is a multi-culture country.
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11:26 am
Please tell me this is a joke. It sounds like something that would be a joke, the way it is written and all.
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3:59 am
It is.
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8:17 pm
You guys do realize this is a joke article right? Look at how it’s written.
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6:57 am
I know.
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1:00 pm
What do you mean joke article?
We learned in school that this is average American, nothing more nothing less.
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5:21 pm
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12:49 pm
The yearning for freedom.
But for once i´m with you on this one. The point, not the article.
However: “Children can never succeed without both a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.”
I don´t know about you but I will never know what it is like to grow up with two daddies and not understand why people pick on me for it and exclude me, possibly traumatising me and damaging my social skills for years to come.Worst case scenario.Although in some of your hoods i guess worst case scenario would simply be classic death.
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