Women Aren’t Funny: Female Comedians Are Minions Of Satan
In modern so-called society, good Christian folks like you and I are forced to be “tolerant” of all sorts of things nobody should ever have to tolerate. Comedians are getting more and more vulgar, with Tracy Jordan espousing premarital sex and children out of wedlock, Louis CK preaching tolerance of homosex (with words this Christian will not repeat!), and Blacks screaming into microphones instead of just telling a good, clean joke. But these aren’t the worst things a Christian fan of comedy faces.
Women comedians, or comediennes, if you will, (and I think I will.) are clearly working for Satan. From Cathy Griffin’s “Whore’s On Crutches” glamorizing sinful prostitution, to Ellen Degeneres spreading her homogay agenda as casually as one would feign tripping over a pebble, the Devil is at work within these Jezebels. Ellen should change her name to “Hell And Degenerates”. Female comedians act as if they are unaware of a very important fact: God gave women periods as punishment for original sin, not as fodder for hack menstrual jokes. Save that filth for the Lilith Fairs.
Comediennes are the lowest of the low. Instead of providing good, intelligent family entertainment like Jeffrey Dunham and Bill Engval, they spread vile, vaginocentric propaganda, brainwashing audiences with their radical feminist agendas. Go to any comedy night in your town, and you are likely to see a so-called “comedienne” reducing the beautiful celebration of the union between man, woman and god to a hackneyed so-called “joke” about dresses or overindulging in the demon alcohol, engaging in fellatio at the reception, or even demanding that the homogays be allowed the privilege. Not funny, ladies. Would you talk to your pastor like that?
Women aren’t funny. Women are important to our society in different ways than men are. Men can be depended on for humor. Women can be depended on for helping with a small fraction of being fruitful and multiplying. My wife makes the best peach cobbler I’ve ever tasted, but she’s about as good at jokes as she is at math; she knows when she’s trying and failing to do men’s work. I wear the funny pants in this family. I am the teller of jokes at the dinner table, after grace, of course.
In conclusion, the Good Lord gives each of us a gift. We have our roles. Man have the gift of humor and logic. Women have the gift of providing nourishing meals and tidying the den. Our roles are assigned to us by God and Jesus, and we should show them their due praise by doing what’s right. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to make sure Mrs. Ford is getting supper started, and perhaps pick out a good knock-knock joke to tell the family while we eat.
“Knock Knock”
“Who is there?”
“Orange.”
“Orange who?”
“Orange you glad that It’s me, Frederick, and not that deviant foreign homogay Korean Margaret Choy?”
Hey, women, I’m funnier than you. May you repent, and may god save your souls.
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Author: Frederick Ford
Persecuted Christian Warrior in Christ's armor, Korean War Veteran, White, Republican Man. More endangered than that owl the hippies cry about.
9:26 pm
Women are far too emotional and uncreative for humor, feminists moreso.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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11:34 am
Liberals are incapable of being funny also.
They are far too earnest in everything they do, and lack the easy charm of a conservative man.
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9:58 pm
make sure that nun from the nun porn site and susan that that other one read this.
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11:04 pm
Yes. If you don’t find them funny then that makes them minions of satan. That makes PERFECT sense
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6:24 pm
You guys will say anyone and anything are satan’s minions won’t you? Now quick question, I’m sitting in a chair to type this, are chairs evil or am I safe from damnation right now?
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11:15 pm
If the rest of your jokes were as bad as that knock knock one you just told, and I actually had to listen to them, I would take a power drill to my forehead.
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11:32 pm
In that case, please tell more jokes, Brother Frederick.
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12:15 am
Oh wishing harm on someone, oh so very ‘christian’ of you Bruce.
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1:29 am
Wooooowwwww. So we’ve reached that point have we? You are no longer going to bullshit now? That’s cool.
Also, for any Ultimate Spiderman fans out there
Knock Knock Father
Who’s there?
Death.
Long live Loki.
Say Thor how many Lokis does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT.
Why did Thor cross the road? I have no idea but he got hit by Jane’s car again.
Loki- God of Lies and Subtlety
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1:34 am
I’ve always been a fan of Loki. In fact, in High School I was in several bands and one was called “Loki”. Pretty cool, eh CD?
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1:52 am
I guess. I’m more interested in the actual mythos behind his character. When I was younger my mom read me The Poetic Edda and that part where Odin had Loki chained up in his child’s intestines with poison dripping on his face, and then he struggled and caused the end of the world freaked me out. I also have a couple comics that one of my ex’s gave me, a lot of them where the 2004 comic LOKI and the others where from like Thor 46 where Thor carried around Loki’s disembodied for two issues, but I’m a much bigger fan of kid Loki with Leah, and when he steals Sif’s body to become Lady Loki. I’m not all that interested in music and just naming yourself after something you don’t really understand. That’s what makes it so much more interesting. But then again, I’m hella biased and I’m a big fan of this band called Artemis Rocks and all the do is sing songs about Artemis Fowl, but at least all the songs are canon. But whatever, I guess if you liked being in a band named after a god that supported feminism in men and gave birth to a eight legged horse than that’s on you.
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6:23 pm
And that’s what I call shutting people up with useless knowledge. My talents speak for themselves.
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8:04 pm
I only really knew of the comic book Loki. Plus, I liked the play on words: “Low-Key”
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10:53 pm
Hey man, that’s cool. I’m not judging you. If you want to be represented in a band about a god that has given birth to a wolf, a snake, and a half dead zombie girl, that rules over the land of the damned, oh, and he gets pregnant by eating a female giant’s heart after his father killed her, and gets chained up in his other son’s intestine’s and actually causes the end of the world, that’s cool too. If you weren’t aware that this is what actually happens to Loki in Thor: The Trials of Loki. That’s cool. I mean, it’s not as if it actually matters if you’re a Catholic and you’re in a band named after a god that kills one of his brothers in cold blood and steals your other brother’s wife’s body just to fuck with him. Which happened in the comics as well. And that every word that comes out of his mouth is a lie. It’s not like it’s not important to his character at all and what he represents as a person, or that anyone who hears it will derive a different meaning to that character at all. Certainly not. It’s not as if his child form doesn’t have nightmares about his older self when he gets de-aged because he grows up to be a monster. That totally isn’t the point of Loki. It’s not like these aren’t the reasons I like him. That would be preposterous.
Have you caught the sarcasm yet or should I just keep going?
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12:16 pm
Power tools are for men.
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3:58 pm
Bitch, please, my dad has let me work power tools since I was twelve. Not to mention I have to work in the wood shop at my school for my art major. Women are just as capable of handling power tools as men. My sister is ace with a hack saw.
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8:47 pm
xD! Ha dont make me laugh. In Ag I had to help most of the guys with their tools because they couldnt work any of that shit. And fyi the teacher was a female.
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1:58 am
I my 3D structure class for my art major, girls outnumbered the boys and when we had to do woodshop all the girls were just like WE CAN DO THIS SHIT and all the boys were like, um, what is this? Is that a saw? How do I work this? How do hammers work?
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11:38 pm
“Orange you glad that It’s me, Frederick, and not that deviant foreign homogay Korean Margaret Choy?”
Laughing out loud! I had no idea Frederick was going to go there! It’s true what they say, though. Women and atheists have no sense of humor. This website is proof.
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11:47 pm
Because sexism and racism and homophobia are laughing matters.
Asshat.
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11:50 pm
You have no idea how close you are to the truth, my naive friend.
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11:57 pm
You really are a sick bastard and should be killed, you know that, right?
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12:01 am
You must be an absolute hoot at parties, LN!
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12:07 am
L.N. would need to actually leave his house in order to be invited to any parties. I highly doubt he has been to a party in his entire 33 years of life.
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12:11 am
Why is it that you’re so incredibly stupid, you can’t carry a conversation or even debate as to why you think you’re right?
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12:12 am
“L.N. would need to actually leave his house in order to be invited to any parties. I highly doubt he has been to a party in his entire 33 years of life.”
Speaking from experience, Bruce? We all know you couldn’t get a woman or even laid for that matter.
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12:15 am
Lol. What would LN do at parties? Bore everyone with stories about how he hates everyone on Christwire?
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12:17 am
I have a very lovely girlfriend right now, L.N. If you had sent me a friend request on Facebook, you would know that already, but you are too ashamed of who you actually are to try finding friends. You can look her up on Facebook though. Her name is Ser Taindanger. She is a loving, Christian woman.
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12:21 am
My live-in lover is a female comedian. She thinks Claire is hilarious.
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12:23 am
“I have a very lovely girlfriend right now, L.N.”
You in drag with a mirror next to you is not a girlfriend. No woman would lower herself to going near you once they hear about how demented and fucked up you are.
“but you are too ashamed of who you actually are to try finding friends.”
Yes, because having a hundred thousand random people whom you will never talk to on a personal level are certainly friends.
“You can look her up on Facebook though. Her name is Ser Taindanger. She is a loving, Christian woman.”
About how long have you known this woman, Bruce?
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12:26 am
I have known her for about 9 months, but we only started dating in late February. Why does that matter?
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12:27 am
She is a bartender at one of my clubs too, since you seem to require tons of info about myself and her.
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12:29 am
And how long have you had your dog?
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12:31 am
How’s this, do you mind giving us the public version of her facebook account?
Or rather, is it this:
facebook com/public/Ser-Taindanger
An obvious space meant for a ‘.’ between facebook and com just to speed up the process of getting the comment out.
Is that your supposed girlfriend?
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12:34 am
Hmm…I see you haven’t changed a bit either, Bruce. Nice name your lovely “girlfriend” has. C’mon. “Ser Taindanger”? Really? “Certain Danger”? Really? I think everyone is right. Even your “girlfriend” on FaceBook is made up. *sigh* So sad, really.
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12:39 am
I have had my African American Labrador since he was a puppy, he is now almost 12 years old. I don’t hide anything about my personal life from this Holy Site, I have nothing to be ashamed of. What is your excuse for hiding?
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12:41 am
https://www.facebook.com/ser.taindanger
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12:41 am
You mean a black lab? It isn’t called an African American lab. You don’t say African American when referring to the color black, only when referring to someone of that race.
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12:46 am
Stop being a racist, Maddy! You are offending my dog!
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12:51 am
“What is your excuse for hiding?”
Let’s face it, all you dickless bastards can do these days is insult someone. I could claim that I’m a dude who could bench-press 300 pounds and show the picture that would ‘prove’ it and you still wouldn’t buy it in favor of making the same, tired insults that you all latch onto like a desperate child.
“I have had my African American Labrador since he was a puppy, he is now almost 12 years old.”
So let me get this straight: you had a dog who just happened to share the exact same name as a woman that you’re claiming to date, and her facebook profile picture is that of Donatella Versace, and in no way could you have owned the dog after meeting this woman since your own claims are that you met her roughly 9 months ago (and your claim of dating her since February) and you’ve had the dog for at least 12 years now, and the name itself sounds exactly like ‘certain danger’, even consisting of the same letters, with the letter ‘s’ in place of the letter ‘c’.
And how convenient that the profile just happens to drop off the radar as I’m typing this up.
“I don’t hide anything about my personal life from this Holy Site, I have nothing to be ashamed of.”
Except for the fact that you’re a total liar and maniac.
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12:52 am
The hell? Bruce, no! I am not being racist in anyway. If you saw a black crayon would you say ‘Hand me that african american crayon’ no, because it isnt politically correct. When you are talking about a black person then you say African American, when referring to the color black just say black.
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12:58 am
L.N., Number 1: My dog’s name is Cletus.
Number 2: Ser’s account and mine have always been set to “Friends only” or “Friends of Friends” since we were forced to get Timeline. So if you want to view either of them, it is simply send us a friend request.
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1:00 am
If you don’t want to send friend requests, just send her a message or message me on there. I guarantee that you will be able to tell the difference between us. As for her profile picture, she posted that because it is hilariously disgusting. How could a beautiful model ever let herself go like Ms. Versace did?
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1:06 am
“L.N., Number 1: My dog’s name is Cletus.”
That’s not what you said in your ‘Day of a Dog’s Life’ ‘article’ where you talked about your dog, who also apparently became at least a year younger (I’m even going so far as to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that your dog had a birthday between then and now.
“Number 2: Ser’s account and mine have always been set to “Friends only” or “Friends of Friends” since we were forced to get Timeline.”
The funny thing is, that’s total bullshit. There was just the picture of a famous woman who got the mother of all tans, a strangely shaped potato, and apparently liked three groups. One random one, and two which were related to Christwire, one hating it and the other praising it.
“So if you want to view either of them, it is simply send us a friend request.”
Or you could just admit that you’re a damned liar since this is the second time that you’ve basically been found and you’ve been stealing photos.
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1:08 am
“As for her profile picture, she posted that because it is hilariously disgusting.”
You sure do love your convenient excuses. Also, you’ve basically just admitted that you’ve been making shit up since how could I know about that photo if the profile was set to a more private setting, and I found that picture well before I asked you to post it.
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1:10 am
Apparently you don’t understand how Facebook’s privacy settings work. The stuff that you saw on her account are the things she allows everyone to see. The status updates and pictures/posts that she doesn’t want people to see are not viewable until you are a friend of her’s or a friend of a friend of her’s. Try again.
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1:13 am
“Apparently you don’t understand how Facebook’s privacy settings work. The stuff that you saw on her account are the things she allows everyone to see.”
Then why is it that the page is still no longer available? Oh, your excuses certainly are amazing, I’ll give you that. When you aren’t just insulting people who are clearly smarter than you, you’re actually trying to lie with all of these outrageous claims.
So, YOU try again.
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1:28 am
So you are an idiot. I just had an employee at my club look up her profile. He is not friends with her or myself on Facebook, but he could still see exactly the stuff that you said you saw before it “disappeared”. It has not “disappeared”, because he just did that 2 minutes ago. So now YOU try again. Moron.
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1:31 am
LN, I just friend requested Ser on the Facebooks. What say you now, dolt?
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7:27 am
tl;dr.This whole subthread.
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10:42 am
“So you are an idiot. I just had an employee at my club look up her profile.”
Look you delusional moron, you don’t own any club or business. If you did, you’d surely be able to show it, but since you have to resort to making up your girlfriend (that you named after your dog) as well as making up a barbeque that you had recently, it’s quite clear that you’re nothing but a habitual liar.
“It has not “disappeared”, because he just did that 2 minutes ago. So now YOU try again. Moron.”
You still fail to recognize the fact that your dog and your girlfriend have the exact same name, and you’ve had your dog longer than you’ve known your girlfriend.
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9:41 pm
Please provide me the link to where I said my dog’s name and my girlfriend’s name are the same. My dog is named Cletus, and my girlfriend is named Ser. You are delusional.
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9:49 pm
“Please provide me the link to where I said my dog’s name and my girlfriend’s name are the same.”
Cute, you had someone change the name. God damn you’re a coward. Can’t even admit to the fact that you’re a lonely loser.
“My dog is named Cletus, and my girlfriend is named Ser. You are delusional.”
No, you are a lying coward and a jackass.
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10:38 pm
Typical L.N., you make stuff up and then can’t back it up, so you resort to name calling. How cute.
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12:02 am
So L.N. gets proven wrong again and runs and hides. How typical.
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12:13 am
“Typical L.N., you make stuff up and then can’t back it up, so you resort to name calling. How cute.”
You’re the one who had to have someone edit the name of your dog in your ‘article’ about how you hate black people, you’re the one who made up your girlfriend’s profile, you’re the one who’s stolen photos from various places just to make yourself look so damned fancy, and you’re the one who’s been found out more times than any other bastard here on the site. And what do you do when someone finds out? You insult them, call them names, run away, deny the truth, and then continue to lie. Not once have you ever proven that anything you’ve ever said or done in life is true.
Oh, and name three instances where I ‘ran off and hid’, you shit-eating coward.
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12:42 am
I have never written any article about hating blacks, so how could anybody edit it? Also, only Pastor Gould and Deacon Bowers can edit articles, and they are both on a mission trip promoting the Christwire Handbook in some Dark continent. Moderators can only edit comments, not articles. You are so wrong and childish that you can’t even provide a link to which article I supposedly had edited. You realize that I have written about my dog multiple times, right? It could be any one of quite a few articles that you are suggesting I had edited.
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12:48 am
Bruce is correct. I once had an article with a problem in it. I had to fill out forms in triplicate and mail them certified to get it fixed. It took over a month. The purity and reputation of the site is paramount.
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12:57 am
“I have never written any article about hating blacks, so how could anybody edit it?”
You can only tell so many lies before it bites you in the ass.
“Also, only Pastor Gould and Deacon Bowers can edit articles, and they are both on a mission trip promoting the Christwire Handbook in some Dark continent.”
Which is bullshit because it’s clear that there are people here who can edit things, and you think every continent is dark.
“Moderators can only edit comments, not articles.”
And yet you were denying they could even do that not too long ago.
“You are so wrong and childish that you can’t even provide a link to which article I supposedly had edited.”
You only ever written ONE article about your dog, but here’s the funny part: That line is still within the cache or whatever of Google and, gasp, even Bing! Go ahead, look up ‘Ser taindanger christwire’, exactly like that inside the single quote marks. At this point you’re just bullshitting yourself and everyone when you continue to claim that your dog’s name is something else.
“You realize that I have written about my dog multiple times, right? It could be any one of quite a few articles that you are suggesting I had edited.”
By all means, pull up those articles. Even if it turns out you had multiple articles dedicated to a dog you don’t actually have, the fact remains that you’re just being stupid, considering that both Bing and Google still have you calling your dog ‘Ser Taindanger’, and now you decided to name your made-up girlfriend after a dog you claimed to have.
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1:01 am
“Bruce is correct. I once had an article with a problem in it. I had to fill out forms in triplicate and mail them certified to get it fixed. It took over a month. The purity and reputation of the site is paramount.”
I’m willing to bet that the truth is you spotted a typo, so you clicked your convenient edit button and changed it.
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1:28 am
I had my Korean take a screen copy of his laptops search results. It shows 3 results on his screen, none of which prove what you are saying.
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2:01 am
You show us an image that is heavily edited and expect us to buy it.
Bruce, admit it, admit that you’re a liar. You CAN be forgiven, you just need to show that you have remorse in your soul.
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2:08 am
L.N., I can prove I am not a liar, all you need to do is send me a friend request on Facebook and you can see plenty of pictures of me, Cletus and Ser. Go ahead, buddy, friend me and I will prove you wrong. You are too much of a coward to do it though, so your arguments are invalidated by the fact that you will not accept proof when it is offered to you.
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1:01 pm
Bruce, you’re a complete liar and you’ve stolen pictures before. There is no possible way that ANYTHING you say is truthful.
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12:07 am
Congratulations, Erich. Is this your first death threat on Chris†wire?
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12:18 am
Indeed it is, Mr. Pen. Thank you.
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12:28 am
I’ll be crackin’ open a pbr in your honor.
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12:37 am
A gesture I shall never forget, Brother Cassidy.
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3:30 pm
A satirical website doesn’t count as prove based website.
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12:12 am
What. the. literal. fuck. Okay so if a woman cracks a joke that doesnt appeal to your sense of humor she is a minion of Satan? You are sexist, and idiotic. And men are the only ones who can be funny? I beg to differ. And for another thing, women arnt baby making slaves that you can treat like scum. This article disgusts me on so many levels. Get your head out of your ass because there are women fighting in the military for scumbags like you or in science lab looking for cures, god forbid you get sick. Who knows a woman could save your life, ya doushe. And if there is a god somewhere, its obviouly people like you who need praying for.
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12:17 am
*douche
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12:25 am
So you correct one typo made by Maddy, and yet you don’t see fit to correct the grammatical errors or wrong-doings of any member of Cultwire.
And we should continue to listen to the hypocritical pony lover because?
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12:32 am
There is no hyphen in “wrongdoing”.
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12:33 am
Congratulations, you’ve proven my point.
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7:29 am
How?
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8:07 am
She sure does love them pony’s.
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1:55 am
She also sure loves being a hypocrite. Please correct something in this, because all in all, grammar doesn’t matter. But you being a massive joke is hilarious to all of us non-radical Christians. I guess girls can be funny…
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12:25 am
Yeah I cant spell worth a shit, but I think they got the point.
-.-
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1:31 am
Good point, Ms. Maddy.I would like to skip ahead in the conversation, at least past when you say “literal fuck”. And you mention military since of course I never fought in Korea ever. That war never happened because Maddy never watched M.A.S.H.I served with many good Christian women, in the post office or the mess hall.They pulled their weight at about a 65% effort. Nice try. God Bless You.
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1:41 am
seriously racism again and sexism you are not even trying anymore you get boringggggg
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7:31 am
Mon chapeau est sur mon pomme de terre
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11:10 am
I really hate that Margaret Chow and Kathy Griffin. Chow just mushes her words together like a Chinese Roseanne Bar and blabs on like a valley girl. She’s just not funny. It only gets worse with Griffin, who shows off her surprisingly pert ginger bits to taunt men into looking and pretending to listen. She even tried to use her wiles on the Silver Fox, Anderson Cooper.
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12:34 pm
Margret Cho is a comedian? I thought she was one of those professional eaters from the orient.
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1:07 pm
She has the build to be one.
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1:06 pm
If there’s anything pert about Kathy Griffin, it’s plastic. She’s had more work than Joan Rivers, Cher and Lolo Ferrari put together.
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11:23 am
All female ‘comedians’ are hipsters, and hipsters by their very definition are not funny.
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11:43 am
Well, I consider myself to be funny, but I’m pretty much the furthest from hipster as you can get. So does that make me like some sort of unicorn or something because I’m not really getting your logic here.
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11:44 am
From back when you were a woman, you did look kinda hipster if memory serves correctly.
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12:31 pm
She’s a hipster in that I refuse to grow up sense.
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6:22 pm
How did I look like a hipster exactly? I remember an article about what hipsters are supposed to look like, and I fitted none of the criteria. I wear t shirts and cardigans for god sakes.
Also, still a woman. Just because my icon is Tom Hiddleston doesn’t mean I turned into him. No matter how badly I want to.
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1:08 pm
CD says: “I consider myself to be funny”
You also consider the Catholic global child-rape cartel and anti-gay hate machine something to be proud of.
Just sayin’.
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6:18 pm
And you’re a hypocritical pony-lover.
Just sayin’.
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8:06 pm
Well we have proof that they are so whats wrong talking FACTS unlike this crap site of bs.
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5:17 pm
I’m going to interrupt your useless bitching with Steve Rogers because everything you just said made absolutely no sense, so I thought I should follow suit.
AVENGERS ASSEMBLAGRWWKDAFAD
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9:02 pm
Stay proud of that child-rape cartel, CD!
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1:57 am
YOU MAKE AS MUCH SENSE AS A BAG OF CATS.
CATS.
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2:05 am
I’m talking about how the hierarchy of your church protects, defends and enables men who rape children.
But if you’re cool with that, as you kids say, “Like, whatever!”
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8:56 pm
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1:52 pm
“All female ‘comedians’ are hipsters, and hipsters by their very definition are not funny.”
All christwire “jurnalist” are idiots and idiots by their very definition should not be able to write proper sense.
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8:28 pm
How is a female comedian a hipster?
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12:30 pm
Hillary Clinton is funny, everything she says must be a joke because nobody would believe all that nonsense. Also women driver are kind of funny until they crash into a bunch of kids at a bus stop. Then it is not funny at all.
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3:32 pm
So this means Blanche and Susan have no sense of humor. Interesting…
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3:43 pm
Yeah but we knew they didnt have a sense of humor anyway.
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1:54 pm
True story.
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7:58 pm
I’m agin’ it I’m telling you I’m agin’ it and you should be too.
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8:38 pm
im going to freind request bruce and his girlfreind and dog if it gets a facebook
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10:11 pm
Women not funny??? Come on. Ask a woman to add two numbers together, now that’s funny. Ask a woman to parallel park a car, high-larious. Ask a radical feminist to explain why she can’t get a man– now that’s just downright chuckalicious, baby. Good Christian men don’t seem to like loud, unlady-like gals, especially ones that tell fart jokes, point out that every man thinks an inch equals a mile and speak in front of crowds like their words are important. I feel dirty just typing this much on a public forum– off to berate myself severely and burn myself with matches for my presumption and arrogance.
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12:57 pm
Does anyone have a potato? I need a math problem done and a potato would most likely be more intelligent than Bruce, August and Julian al put together
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2:11 pm
The humorless dross that all these women have written in their comments has certainly proved the points that the erudite writer of this wonderful article made.
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2:22 pm
No it didn’t. And this “wonderful” article is sexist.
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11:36 am
That’s so dry.
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4:00 am
Just like your response on my comment.
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9:03 pm
“Knock Knock”
“Who is there?”
“Orange.”
“Orange who?”
“Orange you glad that It’s me, Frederick, and not that deviant foreign homogay Korean Margaret Choy?”
Hey, women, I’m funnier than you. May you repent, and may god save your souls.”
LIES AND SLANDER! I didn’t laugh…
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10:30 am
If you weren’t inferior, you would know that slander is spoken. I believe the word you were looking for is “Libel”, but that doesn’t apply here, since the best defense against accusations of libel is the truth. The truth is, women aren’t funny.
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12:58 pm
That’s your own opinion about womens. Also that joke, which you did made is not funny. Unless you have a wierd humor.
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7:57 pm
Women are funny…like I can be. I know what slander means. But lies & libel sounds…..wrong.
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9:53 pm
Freds just upset because he’s fat and all the women make fun of him for being so. It’s okay Fred, they really are laughing at you. And it is hillarious. When was the last time you saw your feet while standing? Please don’t look down to see if you can see them after reading that… That would just be sad
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7:24 am
oh wait… he’s fat… so according to the article “Fat people are gay”, this means he’s gay. Now we know, why he don’t get womens humor.
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1:26 am
i wish that all you fucking retarded cult worshiping jesus freaks had been aborted
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7:31 pm
i found the worst part of this article to be the fact this idiot actually thinks bill engvile is a good comedian what a stupid redneck
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4:24 am
I believe that this is very sexist. And It was made by a man as well. I agree with you to a certain point. Yes, some comedians are very sexual with their jokes but that goes for male comedians as well. and I apologize for this, but men were given muscles not logic and humour. in fact, it’s proven that women score higher and take tests much better then men can. and if a women should be the one cooking and “tyding the den” who the hell cooked and cleaned for jesus when he was away fom his mother? and by the way, is the author gay? after all, according to christ wire, “Fat men ARE gay.” A true christian has only love in their hearts for their brothers and sisters on this earth. And you my friends, do not. so before you try to judge other people, judge yourself first and see if you are truly fit for judging anybody.
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1:51 pm
ChristWire is a parody site, retards.
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3:54 pm
Thanks, captain obvious.
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2:21 pm
Wow this makes me very sad to read. I’m embarrassed it’s associated with Christianity. Please do not judge all of us Christians based off of men who write articles like this.
Also, the juvenile replies made by Bruce Danus are terrible. You stoop to their level and it’s crazy how you talk to people. How can you be spreading the word of Jesus by having that kind of attitude??? Not setting a good Christian example IMHO.
God bless everyone and please think before you speak(type) and keep the word of God as your first mission, not to insult or belittle others.
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12:30 am
And regarding your last sentence, it depends whether your hypothetical god is as misogynist as the god of the bible.
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9:50 pm
CD…. You didn’t just…. I don’t think there’s anyway she can come back from that… Or he. Whatever exbrony is. Congrats on trying Exbrony lol
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1:59 am
God listening to everyone’s prayers is as silly as thinking that Santa can make it down every bodies chimney. Notice how we all believe in both of those until were old enough to understand Santa isn’t real? Most of us stop believing in both, eventually, but unfortunately the immature ones continue on with the whole God portion.
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2:23 pm
I’m sorry you do not believe in God. I however do believe that He hears everyone’s prayers. How can he not when he was able to create us all and everything around us. He is truly amazing and I’ll pray that one day your heart will be filled with His joy!
No judging here, just a sincere reply to your comment.
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