Your God-Given Right To Follow Europeans Around
Grab any random schoolboy on any American street and ask him about Europe. Spank his butt hard if he can’t tell you that Europe is the most deviant and perverted nation on Gods green earth. If the schoolboy knows what’s going on in Europe, a gentle, encouraging smack on his tushy will send him on his way with a smile and the cheerful refrain “God bless America, sir!”.
Have you ever followed a European? You would be amazed what you’ll find out.
One time I was driving along, minding my own business, in my home town of Rancho Cucamonga, California when a European cut me off. It’s easy to spot a European driver in our country. Obviously they’ll be speeding. They will also pay no attention whatever to Stop signs and, in particular the 4-way Stop sign seems to bewilder them. Europeans are also invariably the idiots who can’t figure out the ‘right on red’ rule and you have to honk incessantly at them to get them to move.
Anyway, as I had nothing else to do that day and a full tank of gas, I decided to follow them to see what they were up to. There were two caucasian, clearly European males in a red convertible Pontiac Sunfire heading west on Cedar. When I figured they hadn’t spotted me I followed them left onto 65th and almost immediately a tricky right onto Acacia.
They entered the driveway of a large house and stopped. I stopped a few yards down the road to avoid suspicion. In my rear-view I saw them get out of the car, laughing and taking their fancy shopping bags into the house. Nothing very suspicious so far you might say, but there was something about them I didn’t trust and so I got out of my car. I checked that the safety was off and there was a round in the chamber and gingerly approached the house.
Through the large front window I saw they had moved to the back of the house so I carefully made my way round, ducking under windows and listening intently to their shrieks of laughter. The pop of a champagne cork had me reaching for my .38 special. False alarm. As I maneuvered myself around the side of the house I noticed how suspiciously tidy their yard was. No junk, broken chairs or children’s toys. The lawn, bushes and trees were so well kept I think I gagged a little. As I rounded the back of the house I saw the true face of European depravity. In the short time they were out of my sight they had polished off almost all the champagne and were efficiently undressing each other and moaning in Hungarian or possibly Italian.
Before I could avert my eyes or reach for my pistol, these perverts were engaging in the most depraved homosexual acts upon one another, defiling each others tanned, lithe bodies in an indescribable scene of typically European filth. It was a ghastly, almost hypnotic vision of hell and by the time they had finished their dreadful deeds some 45 minutes had passed. As they lay on top of one another sweating and smoking their disgusting cigarettes I made my way back to my car, shocked to the very core of my being and in somewhat of a daze. I drove home carefully, burned my clothes and stood in a hot shower praying and scrubbing my entire body hard for at least a half hour before I felt clean again.
My suspicions about Europeans had been one hundred per cent correct. They are a sick, depraved people, devoid of any morality a right-thinking American would recognize. And yet we welcome them to this country in huge numbers. Likewise, lots of Americans pay good money to visit their dens of vice expecting culture, old buildings and princesses. Instead we Americans have our noses rubbed in their liberal, pot-infested fleshpots and rave culture only to come home broke, shocked and confused by their warped lifestyle choices.
If you follow a European you might have a completely different experience than mine, but I doubt it. However, I believe we should not only follow any Europeans we spot on our soil but intervene when they step over the line into the hellish madness they partake in. This is America, Euroweirdos! We simply cannot allow your perversions to infect our children or impressionable adults! We have the right to bear arms in this great country and next time I follow Europeans I’ll be exercising that right to the full and I strongly urge you all to do the same. One useful tip I learned is to have your weapon drawn before your body goes into shock like mine. Hopefully you’ll get a round or two away before the horror really takes hold. May God bless you all, and God Bless America!
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: mark waldron
I read the bible religiously and do my duty as a citizen no matter what. I do these things, and some others, in Rancho Cucamonga, California. My passion in life is guns. I have an impressive selection of firearms covering all possible situations where the deployment of ordinance is deemed necessary. I have never been in the military but I have always followed its creed and I feel honor-bound to project the power of the United States by the overwhelming use of armed aggression if and when the Supreme Commander of The Armed Forces orders it. I stand upright, steadfast and ready to shoot.
9:48 pm
Your God-Given Right, hahahahahah funny how could a made up invisible man give you an old lady any rights.
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11:55 pm
“Spank his butt hard if he can’t tell you that Europe is the most deviant and perverted nation on Gods green earth.”
So you’re saying you encourage people to go and beat random children up if they don’t adhere to your specific beliefs that you have no actual evidence of, is that right?
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8:06 am
That’s correct. It’s called ‘tough love’. If the youth of today don’t learn about the heinous dangers all around them we might as well give up and start acting like Canadians. And you can see the disastrous results – a failed, terrorist state that should be re-named Al-Quanada.
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9:32 am
You cant take a child that isnt yours and punish him how you see fit… It just doesnt work like that.
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9:45 am
It may not be ‘politically correct’ to say this but bad parenting is a disease in this country and I would strongly advise anyone to intervene if they have suspicions about the parents of a neglected child. As I said in the article, if the child is aware of just how untrustworthy Europeans are a friendly pat on the tushy and a patriotic salute would be just fine.
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9:49 am
But all this about Europe is just your opinion. Not all people beleive the same way and children definately wont. And just because a child isnt aware about whats going on in other countries doesnt mean their neglected or you have right to put your hands on someone elses kid.
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10:05 am
Don’t you know what’s going on in Europe, Maddy? In your utopian, politically correct vision of the world we would all be sleepwalked right into a heathen, sinful hell where noboday cares about anything and objecting to perversion is illegal. Is that what you want?
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10:13 am
Look man, all i’m trying to say is all parents raise their kids diffrent ways and you cant be the one who decides what they should know and what they dont and you certainly cant lay your hands on them.
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10:28 am
Maddy, you are absolutely correct. That is the ‘status quo’, and the law of the land. All I’m saying is that the law is an ass. Obama and his liberal, henchmen enforcers have beguiled this once great nation into a free-for-all where our culture is eroded, day by day by perverts.
Sooner than you think the so-called Democrats will turn this country into nothing more than a Canada-clone, a horror-show wasteland, where morality is illegal.
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10:57 am
“It may not be ‘politically correct’ to say this but bad parenting is a disease in this country and I would strongly advise anyone to intervene if they have suspicions about the parents of a neglected child.”
A ‘neglected child’ is not a child that believes Europe is an okay place. You flat-out said that you do agree with the idea of assaulting random children who don’t agree with you.
“Sooner than you think the so-called Democrats will turn this country into nothing more than a Canada-clone, a horror-show wasteland, where morality is illegal.”
Oh no, the horrors of treating people with dignity and respect!
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12:05 am
Terrifying story. The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. If only someone had been keeping tabs on Europeans like Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Ante Pavelic and Dana International.
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8:09 am
So you like hitler? I hear he liked ponys too.
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8:34 am
No, I don’t like Hitler, nor Mussolini, nor your national hero, Ante Pavelic.
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4:21 pm
Sure sounds like you do probably wanna go to with him too.
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4:52 pm
You know who else was European?
Hitler
No American no matter how how much of a delusional liberal atheist they are would ever do what Hitler did.
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4:58 pm
Other notorious Europeans.
Mussolini, Stalin, Princess Diana, Goebbels, Collins
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5:05 pm
If someone had the good sense and foresight to follow these Europeans around maybe our grand-daddys needn’t have died in agony, face-down on a heathen French beach 67 years and 2 days ago.
With the exception of Princess Diana, who was pure evil in a more subtle and insidious way.
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3:32 pm
Princess Diana was an inspiration you bastard!
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12:09 am
“Princess Diana was an inspiration you bastard!”
Well let’s hope she doesn’t inspire you to indulge in gross fornication and breaking speed limits.
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3:37 am
“No American no matter how how much of a delusional liberal atheist they are would ever do what Hitler did.”
Really? How come it’s almost everday in the news, that american soldiers killed cilivians in the middle east?
I doubt it’s all accident. There were even videos, where they shot at them without any reason.
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2:02 am
Funny story. Hitler was also Christian. You don’t see any Atheists doing what Hitler did now do you?
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1:46 am
so you wanted to use your Gun to Kill 2 people because they are just europeans ?
and you wonder why the world see you as a bunch of barbarian ?
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7:46 am
French Canadians should also be classed as Europeans.
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8:00 am
I agree entirely. If they don’t want to talk American they should be deported back to France.
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8:35 am
France doesn’t want them, Europe doesn’t want them, the rest of Canada doesn’t want them.
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9:07 am
Hopefully their heathen poster-boy Leonard Cohen will depress them so much they’ll be unable to procreate and consequently die out.
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9:13 am
Well… Leonard Cohen…
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9:40 am
I know. A disgusting, depressing Al-Quanadian pervert.
CONTENT WARNING – CANADIAN CONTENT
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10:58 am
“I agree entirely. If they don’t want to talk American they should be deported back to France.”
Except they’re in a different country altogether. You’re wanting to deport people who speak their native language and who live in a country that not only do you NOT live in, but that you hate.
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11:16 am
Helene, it seems you missed the word ‘should’ in that sentence. I’m starkly aware that America does not yet have jurisdiction over Al-Quanada, but as soon as Obama is gone that will change.
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11:20 am
Well Markey Mark, how exactly do you plan on accomplishing that? Also, you seem to be quite the terrorist yourself, scaring people into doing what you want them to do.
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11:53 am
Concentrated drone attacks on whatever primitive communications the Iranians have seen fit to give the Al-Quanadians, swiftly followed by a full-scale troop invasion to root out every last traitor, pervert and dope fiend north of the border.
And Helene, please believe me, I don’t mean to terrify people but the truth is quite terrifying and will remain that way until Obama is back in Iran and Al-Quanada is colonized and ‘corrected’.
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11:58 am
“Concentrated drone attacks on whatever primitive communications the Iranians have seen fit to give the Al-Quanadians, swiftly followed by a full-scale troop invasion to root out every last traitor, pervert and dope fiend north of the border.”
I meant more of how do you think anything you’re saying is even remotely legal.
“And Helene, please believe me, I don’t mean to terrify people but the truth is quite terrifying and will remain that way until Obama is back in Iran and Al-Quanada is colonized and ‘corrected’.”
You’re tossing around random associations to a terrorist organization without any proof and you continue to slander and lie about every single thing you talk about. Yeah, you’re a terrorist, you want to invade other countries that are completely innocent, you want to murder them, and all because you made up a lie. Admit it, you just want to kill people. You’re about as sane and humane as the rest of Cultwire, meaning there isn’t any left in you.
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12:26 pm
What America decides to do is the definition of legal.
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12:35 pm
Like Richard Nixon said: If the president does it, it can’t be illegal.
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1:49 pm
Helene, legality doesn’t come into it. As others have pointed out, if the invasion of Canada is US government policy that’s exactly what’s going to happen.
In the unlikely scenario of Obama being returned to the White House, small-scale militia raiding parties across the border may become necessary to capture the ring-leaders for rendition.
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2:02 pm
“Helene, legality doesn’t come into it.”
Yeah, it kinda of does, Ted.
“As others have pointed out, if the invasion of Canada is US government policy that’s exactly what’s going to happen.”
Except we need a damn good reason to invade another country. Vietnam and the Middle East fiasco that just happened are damn good reasons why we shouldn’t just go into random countries and fuck shit up.
“In the unlikely scenario of Obama being returned to the White House, small-scale militia raiding parties across the border may become necessary to capture the ring-leaders for rendition.”
So you’re suggesting that either morons like you invade Canada and murder people, or you want to kidnap the president and anyone who agrees with him?
“What America decides to do is the definition of legal.”
America and your religion are two different things. The American government shouldn’t just do whatever the hell they feel like doing and force other people to follow the rules that they don’t bother with. Your religion has plenty of that going on as it is.
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2:21 pm
Should ‘legality’ become an issue, the so-called United Nations will sanction the invasion of Al-Quanada if we say so, Helene. Are you naive enough to think that black-ops aren’t already happening north of the border? If the American people are gullible enough to re-run the Obama show and the invasion has to be put on hold, then it’s inevitable that bands of true patriots will do something about the Al-Quanadian menace themselves.
No doubt liberals like you are happy to sit back and ‘blaze a doobie’ until the Iranian Shabab-3 missiles are launch-ready in Saskatchewan?
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2:46 pm
“Should ‘legality’ become an issue, the so-called United Nations will sanction the invasion of Al-Quanada if we say so, Helene.”
And they will do so because why, Shooter?
“Are you naive enough to think that black-ops aren’t already happening north of the border?”
Are you so psychotic that you think the whole country is bent on destroying America?
“If the American people are gullible enough to re-run the Obama show and the invasion has to be put on hold, then it’s inevitable that bands of true patriots will do something about the Al-Quanadian menace themselves.”
Except at no point have you ever proven that Canada is connected to Al-Qaeda.
“No doubt liberals like you are happy to sit back and ‘blaze a doobie’ until the Iranian Shabab-3 missiles are launch-ready in Saskatchewan?”
Just because you made up some story about Canada being evil doesn’t mean it’s true. If anything, you’re the one who’s been hitting the bong hard.
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3:16 pm
Your naivety concerning international affairs is worrying, Helene. You seem to think I’m some lone crackpot with a crazy conspiracy theory. My advice to you would be to spend some time researching this very real threat and pray hard that the Al-Quanadians come to their senses before it’s too late.
And, for the record, I have never ‘hit a bong’ in my life.
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3:33 pm
“You seem to think I’m some lone crackpot with a crazy conspiracy theory.”
That’s exactly what you are, Boogie Nights.
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4:14 pm
What’s this ‘Boogie Nights’, Helene? One of your street-corner, urban rap greetings?
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4:22 pm
Why is your mind constantly in the gutter, Traveller?
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4:46 pm
My mind is firmly on the Book of Revelations, Helene. Far from the gutter, I can assure you. I still don’t know what Boogie Nights or Traveller mean. Perhaps you can enlighten me?
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6:19 pm
“Far from the gutter, I can assure you.”
And yet, all you’re capable of doing is invading other people’s sex lives and thinking horrible thoughts of other people, never the best of them. Twain, did it ever occur to you that you’re completely wrong since you have no evidence whatsoever?
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6:36 pm
Vigilance is a cross I must bear, Helene. The vast majority of people I pass in the street every day don’t appear to be doing anything wrong and are free to go about their business. Others, however, are clearly up to something and must be monitored. As we all know from the depressing documentary series ‘The Wire’, the police are lazy and corrupt. The concept of vigilance seems irrelevant to them.
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6:46 pm
“Vigilance is a cross I must bear, Helene.”
Rothko, there’s a clear difference between vigilance for good and absolute insanity. You’re in the later category.
“The vast majority of people I pass in the street every day don’t appear to be doing anything wrong and are free to go about their business.”
Funny, the way you talk, you think everyone and their mother is out to kill America.
“Others, however, are clearly up to something and must be monitored.”
And again, with the way you talk, you’d end up throwing everyone under a monitor of some sort.
“As we all know from the depressing documentary series ‘The Wire’, the police are lazy and corrupt.”
Why is it that so many people like you can’t tell the difference between fantasy and reality? ‘The Wire’ is not a documentary, it’s a tv show that even if you want to argue about the themes being true and such, it only focuses on just one area, and does not represent all police officers.
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7:05 pm
Could you do me a favor, Helene, and explain to me the “clear difference between vigilance for good and absolute insanity” that you speak of? I would dearly love to know because I would really rather not stray into the realm of ‘absolute insanity’.
Also, Helene, ‘The Wire’ concentrated on much more than one area. Homicide, vice, corruption, politics, the media, the school system, infidelity, alcoholism and race being just a few. A truly great documentary series that has a lot to teach us about modern America.
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7:32 pm
“Could you do me a favor, Helene, and explain to me the “clear difference between vigilance for good and absolute insanity” that you speak of?”
One means that no matter what, you’re fighting for the truth. The other means that you’re completely fucking insane and you don’t want to face the truth.
“I would dearly love to know because I would really rather not stray into the realm of ‘absolute insanity’.”
And you’ve clearly shown that, yes, you ARE in that realm.
“Also, Helene, ‘The Wire’ concentrated on much more than one area. Homicide, vice, corruption, politics, the media, the school system, infidelity, alcoholism and race being just a few.”
Locations, dipshit, it focuses only on one location. I can’t believe that you were that fucking stupid to think of something completely different.
“A truly great documentary series that has a lot to teach us about modern America.”
And ‘The Wire’ is not a documentary.
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7:46 pm
Thank you so much for clearing that up, Helene. “no matter what, you’re fighting for the truth”. Sounds like you’d like me to wear a mask and cape. Kinky!
Also, Helene, an area is not necessarily a location. I actually did misunderstand you. It seems a little pedantic to point it out, but you seem so upset by it for some reason. Some quiet prayer and contemplation might help to soothe your troubled mind.
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7:50 pm
“Sounds like you’d like me to wear a mask and cape. Kinky!”
Like I said, your mind is constantly in the gutter, Happening.
“Also, Helene, an area is not necessarily a location. I actually did misunderstand you.”
Let’s see, you try to claim that all police officers are like those in the wire, which implies location, and yet you don’t understand that from what I meant by area.
“It seems a little pedantic to point it out, but you seem so upset by it for some reason.”
Because your stupidity is astounding.
“Some quiet prayer and contemplation might help to soothe your troubled mind.”
You need someone to knock some sense into you before you try to tell someone that they’re messed up in some way in the head.
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8:10 pm
“it only focuses on just one area, and does not represent all police officers”
I think it’s reasonable to take from that sentence that you were talking about one area of police work, Helene, but as I say it seems a pedantic point and I’m willing to let it slide.
I didn’t mean to imply you were messed up in the head, Helene, simply that some contemplation might even out your mood swings. Did something bad happen to you today Helene, or are you just menstruating? I pray to God it’s the latter because painful though it may be, it means that everything is working as it should for your husband, present or future.
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9:57 pm
“I think it’s reasonable to take from that sentence that you were talking about one area of police work, Helene, but as I say it seems a pedantic point and I’m willing to let it slide.”
You also think it’s reasonable to assume that Canada has ties to Al-Qaeda and that it’s alright to beat children up who don’t think that Europe is some kind of rotting hell hole like you think it is. Reasoning is something you’re incapable of doing.
“I didn’t mean to imply you were messed up in the head, Helene, simply that some contemplation might even out your mood swings.”
No, you’re flat-out stupid. You’re exactly like the rest of Cultwire, you can’t think for yourselves so you let someone else do the thinking for you, but when that person isn’t available, you can barely function as a proper human being.
“Did something bad happen to you today Helene, or are you just menstruating?”
Is the whole ‘Yer a gerl’ bit the ONLY thing you morons can come up with? You keep misspelling my name, and you wonder why I’ve called you something completely different each time, Contraband.
“I pray to God it’s the latter because painful though it may be, it means that everything is working as it should for your husband, present or future.”
So you’re simultaneously calling me a woman and gay. Then again, you all were never known for being original.
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7:00 am
I never ‘called’ you a woman, Helene. That would imply that there’s something wrong with being a woman.
I don’t recall saying you are gay either. When you say we’re all mis-pronouncing your name I take it your name is Ellen, not Helene. My sincerest apologies.
Your menstrual pain must be really bad this month – you’re so ill-tempered.
You know, us men don’t get it all our own way either. Whenever I’m feeling down or in pain, physical or mental, I offer it up to Jesus who died in agony so that we might live. Another method to deal with your anguish might be to find a quiet, dark place and listen to this.
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7:28 am
How many times have you been to Europe? I don’t understand how you can condemn over 700 million people for the actions of 2 people that you’re not even sure are European. Are you aware that you are descended from Europeans?
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8:11 am
Ya we really should do something about that religious cult before it get’s out of hand…oh too late.
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8:25 am
What on Gods green earth is ‘Gun to Kill 2′? One of your sickening video games, no doubt. If you Al-Quanadians have nothing better to do that smoke weed, play perverted video games and betray America all day, I can’t help you.
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8:05 pm
that chin my god, if there was one, would i wanna have a talk about what he did.
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8:12 pm
Let’s talk about God, Kablamo. That’s why we’re all here, after all.
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7:30 am
god never heard of him any proof this guy is real?
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7:37 am
Oh great. Another Al-Quanadian devil. Today I shall pray to God and his son Jesus to rid this website of its foreign infestation and that you all be taken from this realm to the next, peacefully in your sleep. Amen.
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11:21 pm
OH god another you i’d pray to god to get rid of people like you but he’s not real and i’m not stupid so have fun with the nuns.
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12:25 pm
While we need to follow Europeans around for our own safety, who can stand the smell of them? They smell worse than Mexicans (but not as bad has dot head type Indians).
This is a great article.
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1:17 pm
Thank you August. I agree that the indescribable stench of Europeans is a factor to consider but obviously any sort of mask might arouse the perverted mind. As we know, freedom isn’t free and it seems their putresence is part of the price we’ll have to pay to keep America free.
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1:48 pm
American people speak english. (well a terrible form of it anyway). If you preach the bible, than why don’t you peace peace? Or respect for other people? Because unfortunately, your not accurately practicing your so called ‘religion’ (Evolution is clearly most acceptable in today’s society). So if Europe is so bad, than why do so many Americans move there? Oh wait, to escape people like you. Its funny, because your name is Mark Waldron (A very English name) England is in Europe by the way, in case you weren’t already ignorant enough. You see, your essentially spitting out the same old trash that the colonists heard when they had to leave for America. Do you know what that makes you? A hypocrite. Your also probably a little upset to find out that your president, is the same religion as you. Now i don’t have a problem with minorities, but i know your type, and i know you guys all do. But hey, go to church with him and say hello.
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12:54 pm
Thank you Tom. I read your post with great interest. It’s a little disappointing to find out that a person as obviously intelligent as yourself is so extraoridinarily gullible. My advice, for what it’s worth, is that you would do a little research on the websites that you visit before jumping to conclusions.
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2:16 pm
I can get past the fact that whether the young boy passes your test or not, you get to place your hands on his buttocks. Likewise, you stayed for the entire time the Europeans were copulating (otherwise you couldn’t have known it took 45 minutes). You’re clearly a repressed homosexual, but thankfully God forgives. Please stay away from school zones though – to ensure you stay on the path of the righteous, avoid the temptation you feel around schoolboys.
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12:57 pm
You’re a very observant person. Well done for being able to read. In Lesson 2 we’ll learn the fundamentals of ‘Thinking Carefully About What We’ve Just Read Before Jumping To Conclusions”.
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4:05 pm
You didn’t respond to any of my points. Because your little head got scared and you didn’t know what to do did you? You and some other people on this website are similar to Muslim extremists. You want to scare people to think like you and do what you do (DID YOU KNOW That is the LEGITIMATE definition, of a terrorist?) Look it up. So hows al-Qaeda doing over there Mark? I would seriously consider checking in for a mental health test.
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4:28 pm
What points would you like me to respond to? I don’t see any coherent point in either of your posts, just more blow-hard nonsense.
If you don’t have the wit or intelligence to know what’s going on here then I can’t help you.
I have absolutely no intention of responding to any more of your posts here should you decide to waste your time and energy.
Now, why don’t you….what is it you brits like to say with your much better command of the language?…oh yeah…why don’t you piss off you wanker.
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3:24 pm
You do know americans are from Europe? lol
Also… don’t you really have nothing else to do, as stalking people?
And stop talking as you know everything about Europe. Because you don’t.
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4:12 pm
“You do know americans are from Europe?”
36, this is a new low, even for you.
Following Europeans to see what they’re up to is not ‘stalking’, it’s a matter of national security.
And I never said I know everything about Europe. I know enough about those perverts, thank you very much.
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4:21 pm
“Following Europeans to see what they’re up to is not ‘stalking’, it’s a matter of national security.”
No, it’s quite clearly stalking.
“And I never said I know everything about Europe. I know enough about those perverts, thank you very much.”
So you’re saying you know nothing about Europe then.
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4:50 pm
National security takes precedence over the so-called ‘rights’ of Europeans on American soil. If you people can’t understand that I’ll dedicate my evening prayers to the salvation of your misguided souls.
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7:22 pm
Thank you Mark. It is refreshing to see someone who shares the same views as I do. I have been doing covert ops on the Al-Quandians for the last 20 years, and have to say they are truly evils, in a way similar to that of the european filth. Anyhow please stopping arguing with this L.N fellow. My intel has informed me he is an Al-Quandian spy, who is trying to pry out information from you.
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8:24 pm
Thanks for the heads-up RWP! The fact is I believe LN (aka Helene) to be a female, and quite possibly an Al-Quanadian.
As an intel-op you can clearly see that I’m just reeling her in like a wild sockeye salmon, allowing her the space to reveal tiny details of what exactly is going on in Stony Rapids, Saskatchewan.
I’m not a professional, like yourself of course but I’m being careful and making detailed notes that I will be passing on to the relevant authorities at Langley.
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9:51 pm
“National security takes precedence over the so-called ‘rights’ of Europeans on American soil.”
Except you can’t prove that they’re doing anything wrong, so you’re wanting to basically stomp on people because you don’t like them.
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6:12 pm
I don’t want to ‘stomp on people’ I don’t like, Ellen. The vast majority of people, including Europeans don’t even show up on my radar. Whether I like them or not is irrelevant.
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7:08 pm
“I don’t want to ‘stomp on people’ I don’t like, Ellen.”
Yeah you do, Foley. You don’t like Europe, you don’t like Europeans, and you want to beat people who don’t think that Europe is some hell hole.
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7:22 pm
So close, yet so incredibly far away. You’re right to say that I don’t like Europe and I don’t like Europeans. I have never said I want to beat people up who don’t think Europe is a hell-hole.
Maybe this is where your confusion about ‘leaping’ and ‘falling over’ comes from.
The last part of your statement is a leap. In making this leap, your argument falls over, but that doesn’t make them the same thing. Does your brain hurt, Ellen?
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7:28 pm
“So close, yet so incredibly far away. You’re right to say that I don’t like Europe and I don’t like Europeans. I have never said I want to beat people up who don’t think Europe is a hell-hole.”
“Grab any random schoolboy on any American street and ask him about Europe. Spank his butt hard if he can’t tell you that Europe is the most deviant and perverted nation on Gods green earth.”
You were saying?
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7:47 pm
There’s a big difference between beating people up and correcting a schoolboys errant ways.
Mindless violence has nothing to do with discipline, Ellen.
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7:52 pm
“There’s a big difference between beating people up and correcting a schoolboys errant ways.
Mindless violence has nothing to do with discipline, Ellen.”
Except you’re saying to take random children and assault them if they don’t agree with you. Try again, Hamill.
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8:12 pm
It’s not about agreeing or disagreeing, Ellen. Imagine for a moment that you’re walking down a street and you’re just in time to catch a kid before he walks out in front of a truck. You yank him back onto the pavement, almost certainly saving his life.
What do you do next? Say something like “That was really dumb, kid. You need to be more careful.” or something like that, and let him go on about his business?
Ellen, I think that’s pretty much what you would do.
I, on the other hand, would say those same things to him while spanking his ass. Now I ask you, next time that kid thinks about stepping in front of a truck, which experience is he likely to remember better? Yours or mine? I put it to you that he will remember getting his ass beaten better than the nice softly spoken lady with the funny accent.
Now, Ellen, if you replace the on-coming truck in our scenario with European perversion what do you get? You get a schoolkid who’s way more likely to remember the dangers of those European perverts. And those few moments of minor discomfort might just save his life at some point in the future.
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8:44 pm
“It’s not about agreeing or disagreeing, Ellen.”
Yeah it is, Boardwalk, you flat-out said that if a child you randomly stopped doesn’t answer your question to your liking, that you should beat him.
“Imagine for a moment that you’re walking down a street and you’re just in time to catch a kid before he walks out in front of a truck. You yank him back onto the pavement, almost certainly saving his life.
What do you do next? Say something like “That was really dumb, kid. You need to be more careful.” or something like that, and let him go on about his business?
Ellen, I think that’s pretty much what you would do.”
Because that’s the sane thing to do. You have no sanity.
“I, on the other hand, would say those same things to him while spanking his ass. Now I ask you, next time that kid thinks about stepping in front of a truck, which experience is he likely to remember better? Yours or mine?”
Considering how this figurative child was almost run over, the point is moot, and the fact is you’re wanting to hurt a child that isn’t yours for what could have very well been an accident.
“I put it to you that he will remember getting his ass beaten better than the nice softly spoken lady with the funny accent.”
You seem to be under the impression that I’m a woman, and considering how your statement is completely stupid, why do you think I’m a woman? Did you ever bother to stop and wonder why I’ve never called you by your last name? Did you ever ask about my gender?
“Now, Ellen, if you replace the on-coming truck in our scenario with European perversion what do you get? You get a schoolkid who’s way more likely to remember the dangers of those European perverts.”
No, you’re going to have a child who runs over to the nearest form of authority that he or she responds to and they’re going to tell them that a psycho hit them, and you’re going to get your ass arrested.
“And those few moments of minor discomfort might just save his life at some point in the future.”
How is beating a child going to save his life?
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9:24 pm
If you or I hadn’t been there to save this imaginary child, he would have been killed, and that would have been an accident, as you point out. Why does the fact it’s an accident make my point moot? I wouldn’t be spanking the child as punishment for running out in front of a truck but to make him remember not to do it again.
I would happily stand in any courtroom in any state in the union and defend those actions, should any cop in the country be remotely interested in arresting me. Corporal punishment is not illegal in any state in the union. I imagine you’d like to change that. I disagree.
Now, about this other nonsense – I really don’t care what gender you are and I apologize if I’ve offended you. I find LN a little impersonal and it just struck me that when said aloud it sounds like Helene. Simple as that, no offence intended.
I have stopped to wonder at many things in my life – the Rocky Mountains, The London Underground, The catacombs beneath Rome but I’ll have to admit I have not stopped to wonder why you don’t use my last name. It seems somehow insignificant.
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11:43 pm
“If you or I hadn’t been there to save this imaginary child, he would have been killed, and that would have been an accident, as you point out. Why does the fact it’s an accident make my point moot?”
Because in either case, the child would heavily remember almost getting hit.
“I wouldn’t be spanking the child as punishment for running out in front of a truck but to make him remember not to do it again.”
Which ties back to what I said before. 1) not your child, 2) the child wouldn’t deserve to get hit by anyone, 3) the child would still remember to not do it considering the child would most likely have died. You don’t come out of an experience like that and completely forget about it. All you want to do is find an excuse to hit children.
“I would happily stand in any courtroom in any state in the union and defend those actions, should any cop in the country be remotely interested in arresting me.”
Yeah, any cop WOULD be interested considering you’re fucking crazy, and no judge with any common sense would even think that you have a good point.
“Corporal punishment is not illegal in any state in the union. I imagine you’d like to change that. I disagree.”
Child abuse is, and guess what you want to do.
“Now, about this other nonsense – I really don’t care what gender you are and I apologize if I’ve offended you. I find LN a little impersonal and it just struck me that when said aloud it sounds like Helene. Simple as that, no offence intended.”
Ask before you assume, Mark. Otherwise you continue to make yourself look like a pompous asshole.
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1:20 pm
This conversation is going nowhere. Opposing opinions like ping-pong, ad nauseum, ad infinitum.
It’s child abuse/No it’s discipline.
You’d get arrested/No I wouldn’t.
The judge would throw you in jail./No he wouldn’t.
These are all hypothetical opinions. You have yours, I have mine. You think I’m crazy, I think you’re crazy.
It’s tedious, pointless and going nowhere.
I’ve only been on this website a few days LN, but it’s perfectly obvious that you, whatever your gender, are obsessed with this website. I can’t think why, considering the abuse you get here.
It is my considered opinion that you have a persecution complex and think of yourself as a Christ-like figure, tortured by dreadful people who don’t understand what a wonderful person you are. Perversely, you actually enjoy it.
Otherwise why would you keep coming here?
What do you get out of it? I don’t think you enjoy the experience because you’re utterly devoid of humor. In fact, it’s as if some skilled surgeons had performed a sense-of-humor-ectomy on you. You also seem to be incapable of interpreting a piece of writing except in the most literal, mundane way. I’m not just referring to your reactions to my pieces but to many others that I’ve read.
Wit, irony, satire, subtly, poetic license… do any of these concepts mean anything to you apart from a flat line, or perhaps a robotic, blinking cursor?
I think you should spend less time with machines and more time with real-life human beings. You’ll find them infuriating, no doubt. Imperfect, irrational, unpredicatable, impulsive, flawed, vain, opinionated, arrogant, nonsensical and sometimes just plain wrong. But I think that’s OK. It’s called life. You should embrace it.
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11:39 pm
This isn’t a matter of opinions, this is a matter of the fact that you want to assault a child if he or she does something that you don’t like. You don’t want any other opinion but your own. You can say that you don’t mind others, but then you turn around and threaten to beat someone if they don’t agree with you.
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1:19 pm
You’re tenacious, LN, I’ll grant you that but you still don’t get it, do you? You haven’t got the critical faculties to understand what’s going on here. Yet, you have the tenacity of a termite, content to endlessly burrow your head into the dead wood of a million pointless conversations.
Why do you inflict this on yourself unless you’ve got a persecution complex coupled with OCD? That’s a rhetorical question, by the way. I honestly couldn’t care less.
Take your meds LN and try to find something more constructive to do with your life.
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1:29 pm
“this is a matter of the fact that you want to assault a child ”
No he does not and that is the point.
LN, give it up, you conveniently ignored his many fine points calling you out.
I get letters all the time from people thanking me for writing an article. Some of these people were on the receiving end. What makes you know better LN than the creators of ATHF, or Joe My God, or Daniel Tosh. They enjoy this site, why do you not let them have it?
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8:00 am
August, ever heard of not dignifying something with an answer? clearly not.
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2:17 pm
“Following Europeans to see what they’re up to is not ‘stalking’, it’s a matter of national security.”
Do you work for FBI? CIA? NSA? Or any other national security organisation?
If not, then it was stalking, because careing about security in your country is their job, not yours.
“And I never said I know everything about Europe. I know enough about those perverts, thank you very much.”
No, you don’t know anything. You just talking crap.
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2:42 pm
36, that’s a ridiculous question and you know it is. Do you really think I would reveal that kind of information on the civilian internet? Even using proxy servers you and I both know this channel is far from secure.
Anyway, Europeans will have to take a back seat for a while. You’ll know more soon.
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5:32 pm
You have nothing to reveal, since you ain’t a part of them.
And stop talking crap.
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5:47 pm
36, (or should I say ‘treinta y seis’), I can’t say any more for now. Don’t you know that patience is a virtue?
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5:58 pm
“36, (or should I say ‘treinta y seis’), I can’t say any more for now. Don’t you know that patience is a virtue?”
Wow… you can write my nickname in Spanish.
I have nothing to wait for.
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6:06 pm
OK don’t wait, I honestly don’t care. Bye bye!
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12:29 am
All I got from this article was the story of how you stalked two men home and watched thme go at it for 45 minutes. Sounds like you had fun.
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8:37 am
i bet they where all oily too.
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2:44 am
No wonder you took such a long shower… I guess someone like you has to “enjoy” yourself after seeing two men love each other.
*Pro-Tip* You are lucky they didn’t cap your creepy, law breaking ass!
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3:44 pm
You guys love the racism, don’t you? It’s not down to skin colour for racism, which most people seem to forget. Mocking anyone because of their country of origin or heritage is racist.
Unless you actually live over here, you know fuck all about what it’s like. Never forget that if it wasn’t for us, You’d have no bible to read, no ‘god’ to follow. You’d be worshipping Bear and Eagle gods like the Native Americans (the TRUE AMERICANS). I don’t have a problem with their culture, but I have a problem with this website, even if it is satirical. You’re twisting people’s views on christianity and the topics you negatively discuss on this site. I hope to hell your site is taken down, because you are not worthy of even existing.
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11:45 am
It’s impossible to tell what race you are with all that clown make-up you’ve caked yourself in. You Black Veal Brides emosexuals don’t realize how ridiculous you look, so don’t be too surprised that nobody listens to any of the nonsense you spout.
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3:41 am
There’s only 1 race and it’s called human. Idiot.
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12:07 pm
You judgmental bastard.
Actually, it is an old image of Andy Biersack of the Black VEIL Brides. I don’t wear makeup. And i’m not ‘emo’ – because ‘emo’ is short for ‘emotional hardcore’, a genre of music. And you obviously cared about the ‘nonsense’ I ‘spouted’ to respond, you retard. And to me, you look ridiculous with that stupid grin on your face and that suit on all neat.
Also, I love the way that you completely ignored what I posted to make a comment on something unrelated. I’d like your opinion on what I was speaking of, not you going off course and spouting bullshit on what my interests are. maybe that way, people would actually listen and take note of what you say.
I’m gonna love it when this site is taken down.
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12:25 pm
I hope you people realize that it’s not your “God-given right” to follow anyone around–I’m fairly certain that’s called stalking people. Many perverts do this, y’know. I thought you guys were against perverse things?
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2:10 am
Americans scared of pot loving Canadians, that are apparently trying to take over there country. That is why I love to wake up in the morning. If you truly were a “superior” country, you wouldn’t be scared of us especially since we apparently smoke pot, and ride polar bears. Yet its too funny to see that you are. So Americans. Hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide your husbands. Because as a pot smoking nation, we will most likely be spending the next 20 years or so sitting around smoking pot and chilling out. I’m sorry to scare all of you
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8:21 am
You guys seem to forget that you are all from european descent !
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1:58 pm
What a great site it is. I really do appreciate Your work. It’s hard to find something like this in”my”-polish- internet.Next time prepare full-length sketch. The hero, that You created, is such a sick maniac- in other case why he would be watching 45 minutes of guys making love or this view makes him horny (can be understandable). He is also extremaly irrational (or possessed by obsession – what does not make any differenc), as he tries to extend results of his observation (1 couple of europeans guys is homosexual) to whole 720 millions of Europ citizens.And should the distinction between european and american ones suggest that he is from Asia, Africa or that he is Native American. I wait impatiently for next episode of the story of sick avenger.
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9:02 am
i feel ashamed to be a human when i see this…
i am german so you think i should be shot?
if you don´t realize that follow other people to their house, watch them getting naked etc. and think about killing them is not only false, it is ridiculous….then PLEASE shoot yourself
p.s.:our driving rules are different than yours.
we are not that low-minded to blame other people for habits/clothes/religion/gender etc. like you do. there are a lot of things in this world which are more important . but it is ok if you don´t know what to do with your life…
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3:41 am
Or americans, since they are originaly from Europe.
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