ZOMBIE APOCALYSPE GOES GLOBAL – US GOVERNMENT COVER UP… Chris†wire News Network Has Obtained Exclusive Crime Scene Photos!!!
Los Angeles County Zombie Control Officers Prepared to enter a suspected Zombie Crime Scene in Lancaster
By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday
WARNING: ADULTS ONLY GRAPHIC IMAGES
CNN <chrisTwire> While covering this breaking story for the past four days from Los Angeles a confidential informant inside the LAPD has leaked new details, documents and photographs concerning the so called “Zombie Apocalypse.” Officially the US Government and the Center for Disease Control (CDC) claim the government knows of no virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms), agency spokesman David Daigle told chris†wire.
However my undisclosed informant has provided me with a large file marked “CONFIDENTIAL – Zombie Pathogen.” Inside the file are what appear to be official US Government and CDC documents related to the recent spike in homicide and assault incidents in the US involving cannibalism. If these documents are indeed authentic its clear the US government has withheld a substantial amount of information from the public.
According to one document the CDC and Florida officials have been tracking suspicious cases in the Sunshine State since mid-May. These incidents involved not only cannibalism but sudden outbreaks of a mysterious rash in a number of public schools trigging several HazMat investigations. The cause of the severe rash remains of unknown origin. About the same time patients began arriving in hospital emergency rooms throughout Florida with strange cases of Necrotizing Fasciitis, a rare flesh eating virus. But this virus jumped the state line and additional reports came from Georgia, South Carolina and New Orleans, but officials at the CDC opted not to inform the media to prevent panic from spreading in the US.
Miami Bath Salts Zombie Cannibal-Sodomy Incident
The first incident involving cannibalism known as the Miami Bath Salts Zombie Cannibal-Sodomy incident occurred on May 26, 2012 in Miami. This was the now infamous “face-eating” attack that happened in broad daylight on the Causeway of a major Miami highway that was captured on video. On the same day another Florida man, Angel Vega Roman, 28 used a Web-Cam to record him torturing and killing several kittens and an adult cat. He bites the lips off one kitten, strangled another then used his lighter to burn the ears and whiskers of yet another feline. After bragging to a friend about what he’d done, his friend called the police who in turn arrested Roman who confessed to the senseless torture-killings of the animals.
Twenty-four hours after the Zombie style Miami incident, on May 27, 2012, New Jersey police responded to a call of an armed man threatening to hurt himself. Officers forced entry into the residence of Wayne Carter, 43 and found him repeatedly stabbing himself and screaming madly. As police approached the man he started throwing his entrails at officers. Armed with a foot-long kitchen knife and refusing repeated commands to drop the weapon officers tossed two canisters of Pepper Spray in his direction without effect. Carter was eventually subdued by a SWAT team and immediately transported to the hospital. Carter underwent emergency surgery in an effort to save his life but remains in critical condition at this time.
Also that same day in Illinois a crazed blood-thirsty man attacked an 18 year old woman by the throat and begins eating the woman’s face similar to the Miami attack 24 hours earlier. In Georgia a 34 year-old man, Christopher Newman attacked two Lowe’s employees biting and gnawing on their arms. Later Florida anesthesiologist, Dr. Zachary Bird, 41 resisted arrested for DUI by two Florida Highway Patrolmen. Dr. Bird attacked the officers as they attempted to handcuff him. Once inside the squad car the good doctor repeatedly smashed his face to a bloody pulp while spitting blood on the officers. Inside Dr. Bird’s car police found a drug used for erectile dysfunction, along with an unmarked vile of an unknown substance. The doctor also had $40,000 cash on him at the time he was taken into custody.
Two days passed before another similar attack occurred in Spring Valley, California. On May 29, 2012, a man attending a family gathering suddenly attacked his cousin and attempts to eat his face. Relatives pulled the attacker off the victim and held him until police arrived. The victim suffered bites to his face resulting in his nose being bitten off. That same day in San Antonio, Texas police respond to a disturbance call in the early morning hours. Entering the residence officers found Otty Sanchez, 33 suffering from a stab wound to the chest and her throat slashed. Sanchez repeatedly screamed at police, “I killed my baby! I killed my baby!” Police found Scott Wesley Buccholtz-Sanchez, 3 1/2-weeks-old dismembered in a bedroom of the home.
Sanchez told police the devil instructed her to perform an ancient blood sacrifice to Satan. The infant’s mother had gnawed off three of the child’s toes, tore away his face, severed the boy’s head and removed a portion of the infant’s brain which she ate. She then sodomized the child’s corpse using a foreign object that police identified as a Christian crucifix.
Zombie Cannibal Sodomy Killer Alexander Kinyua
Forty-eight hours later on May 31, 2012, a 21 year-old Maryland man, Alexander Kinyua is arrested and confesses to the cannibalistic murder of another man admitting he sodomized the victim prior to eating his heart and part of his brain. One day later on June 1, 2012, news broke that 29 year-old Luka Rocco Magnotta was wanted in connection with another Bath Salts Zombie Cannibal-Sodomy murder in Montreal, Canada.
Zombie Sodomite Luka Rocco Magnotta
Police believe Magnotta murdered Jun Lin, 33 on May 24-25 before fleeing to France on May 26th. Three days later on May 29th police were called to the Conservative Party Headquarters after a package arrived containing a severed human foot. A severed hand was found at a postal facility addressed to the Liberal Party of Canada. Outside of Magnotta’s apartment building a torso was found in a suitcase that had been discarded with the garbage.
Magnotta Appears in Photograph with Casablanca Poster
Snuff Film Shows Man Stabbing Victim with Icepick
Same Casablanca Poster Hangs from Wall (FAIL)
The killer made a “snuff film” of his horrific murder which they believe Magnotta appears in and posted online. The film shows Lin who appears drugged, lying naked tied to a bed as Magnotta appears in a hoodie apparently trying to hide his identity as he repeatedly stabs the bound and helpless victim. The victim’s throat is then slit and his body is dismembers. Magnotta is then seen sexually sodomizing the victim’s torso. Magnotta, a low-budget gay porn actor spills his seed before he proceeds to cannibalize parts of the corpse.
The question on everyone’s mind is what does the mysterious rash incidents have to do with a flesh eating virus and cannibals? The answer is “Bath Salts,” but this isn’t the type of bath salt you’d purchase in your local supermarket. The term Bath Salts is street slang for mephedrone and methylenedioxypyrovalerone, also known as MDPV.
Sold on the street under such names as Ivory Wave, Bliss, White Lightning and Hurricane Charlie, the chemicals can cause hallucinations, paranoia, rapid heart rates and suicidal or homicidal thoughts and actions authorities say. The chemicals are in products sold legally at convenience stores and on the Internet as bath salts and even plant foods. It was during this time that authorities confirmed fresh graves in Illinois, Nashville, Tennessee and Northern California were unearthed and the corpses desecrated. In all three cases severed limbs and other body parts were recovered from all three cemeteries that police say clearly show signs of having been partially consumed, some had human bite marks clearly visible on many of the appendages that were recovered.
Update Los Angeles
Los Angeles County Zombie Control Unit Investigates Zombie Slayings
Confidential documents indicate all of these bizarre incidents were reported in the past two an a half weeks. Yet the government claims these cases are unrelated. The CDC continues to deny there is a Zombie Pathogen and citizens have nothing to be concerned about. That maybe, but in the last four days I have witnessed the Zombie problem here in Los Angeles expanding with no signs of retreat. The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department working with County health officers have established their own Zombie Control unit. The job of Zombie Control officers is to evaluate reported Zombie incidents to determine there authenticity. Unfounded cases are referred to the Sheriff’s Department for follow up. In legitimate cases where a Zombie attack has been confirmed the Zombie Control officer will attempt to locate that Zombie and dispatch it immediately, according to KTLA News. More later as information becomes available.
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Author: Rev. Billy Ray
Rev. Billy Ray Sunday is 3rd generation preacher. He lives in Forkland, AL and is a journalist for chrisTwire.com.
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Chris†wire News Network Has Obtained Exclusive Gay photos we have taken of our selfs in gay ways. Is what you mean to say I think.
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Hey, KBLME, here’s a handy mnemonic for you:
“La Ilaha Ila Allah, Muhammad rasulu Allah.”
There is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet.
Think you can remember that?
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4:29 am
you still talking wow i think we now have something worst this this site you cause you can’t STFU.
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6:22 am
Say it with me now: La Ilaha Ila Allah, Muhammad rasulu Allah
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4:30 am
least im not a pony lover like you.
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6:23 am
I don’t give a rat’s ass about My Little Pony.
Do you accept that nobody worships Mohammed as a god?
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1:14 pm
Na you just like the pony porn why else would your avatar say that.
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4:15 pm
His avatar says “exbrony”. Emphasis on the ex part. Further emphasis on you being ESL and a moron.
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8:49 am
Face it, KBLME, you’re an idiot and everyone knows.
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1:11 pm
Are you now well why would you call your self and pony lover that i mean because you both are a little girl trying to be men doesn’t mean you have to post on two accounts and think that living in your moms basement you can get something done.
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9:33 am
Erich, I really don’t understand the mentality of these dumbasses.
If somebody tells me something I don’t know I thank them for pointing it out. But these idiots seem prepared to defend their abject, undeniable ignorance to the death.
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1:13 pm
You can learn someonthing your a women who plays with ponys and just repeats the same thing over and over now get back to cooking.
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I’m of the same mind, exbrony. You are giving them the gift of education and they are rejecting it. The willfully ignorant are a truly pathetic bunch.
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4:11 pm
but we don’t speak stupid so why would we want to learn it?
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Exbrony is one of the most intelligent posters on here. You are one of the least. The comment thread is playing out as expected.
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11:06 pm
Thanks for your kind words, Erich. KBLME is too stupid to breathe.
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1:09 am
OH ya they only been here for a month yet they are the “best” poster well i wonder why that is when you have 10+ accounts your posting on i guess you are right. So you like talking to your self how sad.
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1:11 am
La Ilaha Ila Allah, Muhammad rasulu Allah
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11:03 pm
you sure know a lot about me and how to speak it you must be one of us so be sure to come to the BBQ this sunday we have an extra rib for you.
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10:36 pm
What an idiot. Oh… and a simpleton as well.
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for a Rev. you are quite judgmental i believe the bible says somewhere thou shall not judge hmmm seems like everyone forgets that one and then i remember don’t be mad every judgmental thing you say does go toward your judgment, but what do i know someone who has read the bible and is also a devoted christian.
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12:20 am
you know what this Zombie apocalypse needs? knives. lots and lots of knives. screw guns, screw hiding in a hole. just start hacking away until the grass is a river of blood. let the earth drink of the life that once was. a bullet is used once, knives are forever. hiding in a hole makes you a sitting duck, a knife will incapacitate anything foolish enough to walk your way. a knife is a useful tool for many projects, perhaps trapmaking, perhaps repairing a generator. knives are just all around the best fucking deal for surviving a Zombie apocalypse.
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1:41 am
You’re totally right!
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1:56 am
blade or sharp weapon ( even bludgeon one can do well if you can remove the head )
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Ya but good luck using your blade on a horde.
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you just need to be fast.
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lol
Putting “christwire.org” on the picture, while it’s not originaly from you.
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2:56 pm
Is this what Obama has done to America?
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4:14 pm
Nope of christians.
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Brother August I’d certainly agree with you on this call. The Obama administration and the president himself have done everything they can to keep this out of the media. I’m sure they feel bad news will hurt his chances for re-election. Far as I’m concerned you can take LN, Claire and this simpleton KBLME and flush them down the crapper with Obama.
NoBama 2012!
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4:35 pm
KBLME – Congrats you’ve joined the growing number of idiots who post to this site, like LN & Claire. All 3 of you oppose everything posted to this site just to be objectionable, confrontational and a bore. Hopefully its just a passing thing with you though, I’d hate to find out that we have another shut-in, burden on society type that’s got nothing going on in your life.
The 3 of you are just pathetic.
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4:37 pm
They sure are indeed.
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1:12 am
ahh how cute the fake web site is talking to me I hope i get a post about me soon.
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KBLME – Is kblme your name? It sounds African, is that right? Or maybe its some gang related code? Either way, your not much to write about.
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5:47 am
I guess it’s a nickname.
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12:44 pm
Rev while yes those three do seam to be rather ignorant perhaps they are just trying to play the part of devils advocate to test the strengths of your opinions. had you thought of that? all im saying is be a little slower when judging others. it is not our place as mere imperfect men to judge other creatures of god
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7:48 pm
This may be crazy
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Here’s some bath salts
Ur face tastes tasty :O
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11:38 pm
this sites an even bigger waste of time than going to church
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8:10 pm
Wow you people give christians a really bad name.. thrazy!is website makes us look insane.
Not all christians are crazy.. some of the things on this site discust m
e becuase of the sheer stupidity..
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