99% of murderous rampages by women are performed outside the kitchen.
Every year, Americans begin to notice more and more of a tragic trend among women. The female population is slowly straying from the special place God intended them to be placed: the kitchen. Women may want to think twice about leaving their cozy and beloved kitchens when they find this new statistical evidence.
According to research studies, women are significantly more likely to go on murderous rampages when outside their kitchens. The kitchen is a safe haven for women to avoid randomly murdering people. If they stray, they are more likely to commit such crimes. Women who are moral, kind, and modest know that they will not be driven mad with homicidal rage if they decide to stay where they belong.
It is best to lock the kitchen so that women do not escape. This way, they will not commit bad and evil crimes that kill people.
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Author: Barnald Mertog
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10:51 am
I say the best kitchen for women are the high-security ones in mental institutions. It’s got cameras and everything to ensure that women take the hint and do what God intended them to do.
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11:04 am
A description of your Family home then Reuben_Harper
You in Your Strait jacket Mom in the high Security Kitchen
where is Your Dad ?
Locked up on Death Row waiting for God?
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12:37 pm
Unfortunately my mom never worked in the kitchen of a mental institution. She became a prostitute, got AIDS and had sex with gay guys. Although she defiled her body, she did kill a whole lot of gay guys when she amassed those STDs and used them as Godly weapons. She might still go to Heaven. It’s up to God, though.
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12:47 pm
More fiction from you
“”She became a prostitute, got AIDS and had sex with gay guys.”"
Gays Don’t have Sex with Female Prostitute’s
They have Sex with other men
She is not going to heaven Prostitute’s are sinners.Sinners don’t get to go to Christian Heaven they are booked to go Down to Hell
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12:56 pm
And here we have the Sandwich supporting the murder of innocent people.
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2:01 pm
You guys are obsessed with murder. Shame on you. My mother really did have sex with gay guys who owed her boss drugs but couldn’t afford the drugs.
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7:37 am
Do you not know what the hell the words ‘gay’ or ‘homosexual’ mean?
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2:09 pm
“You guys are obsessed with murder. Shame on you. My mother really did have sex with gay guys who owed her boss drugs but couldn’t afford the drugs.”
If they owed her Pimp Money for Drugs why would they pay to use your Prostitute mother they would pay or reduce their debt in order to keep getting Drugs, not spend it on a Female Prostitute for sex. After all are not Gays so free with their Sexual favors to each other that they would not need a female Prostitute for sex.
You Don’t think it through your not Smart enough to sustain the lie you tell
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2:48 pm
Lol.
There are so many women out there (yep that are outside the kitchen) that are and will be more successful than you are
This site is hilarious.
I come here for the laughs
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7:42 pm
Exactly, Women should stay in the kitchen where they belong, making sandwiches.
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11:43 am
“Exactly, Women should stay in the kitchen where they belong, making sandwiches.”
That only say males, which don’t know what they should do with a woman in the bedroom.
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10:55 pm
I have read other offensive articles by religious bigots but this one takes the cake. You’re calling women murderers? You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. You guys put people off religion.
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1:47 am
Since when are women allowed to use the web
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12:35 pm
This is like saying that the mans place is infront of the TV and that they should not leave that place, because it’s more likely then that they kill someone.
Also a funny fact that there’s more males in the prisons as females…
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