Known homosexuals are “fair game” during Alabama’s Fag-Tag season
By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday
<chris†wire> With five US states already granting same sex marriage and the national debate this issue has sparked many parishioners from my church have asked me how we can settle the issue from ever taking root here in Alabama. Well the fact is gay-marriage is banned in Alabama by not only state statue through the State’s anti-sodomy laws, but in the State’s Constitution as well.
The State’s 3rd measure for controlling its homogay population is through its annual Homo-Hunt Program (HHP) which authorizes the Governor to call for an open season on these fecal-fetish freaks whenever the Governor deems the homogays are getting uppity or have increased in numbers to the point that it becomes necessary for public safety to thin down the herd so to speak.
For Alabama residents a Gay Hunting License otherwise known as a “Fag-Tag” is reasonably priced at just $5! This allows poor folks and kids (12 and over) to join in the annual hunt. Out-of-state residents are required to pay $75 for a Fag-Tag and every year since 2008 there has been a steady increase of out-of-state residents participating in the program.
There is no actual season for the HHP, instead the Governor opens the season at his / her discretion, usually when gays protest or want to plan one of their obscene Pride Parades. Once the season has been declared the Fag-Tag is good for 60 days allowing the hunter to hunt day or night, using a firearm or bow, and dogs are permitted.
The only restriction is you cannot “drop a fag” within 1000 yards of any known gay business; a reasonable restriction that prevents negative press from the homo-loving media that would come from several massacres at gay bars, clubs, etc. within hours of the season’s opening.
Alabama recognizes that we have a gay community within the state like any state does. We do not condone harassment of our homosexuals, or permit hate-speech or hate-crimes to be carried out against anyone simply because of their sexual orientation. Hate-crimes in Alabama are a felony offense and our law-enforcement officers will not hesitate to arrest anyone who uses hate-speech or assaults homosexuals. We are not barbarians.
Then of course Scripture and God himself are on our side, for it is written…
“Even as Sodom and Gomorrah, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire. Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.” (Jude 7, 8)
“If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them.” (NKJ, Leviticus 20:13)
In conclusion if Americans want to dismantle gay-marriage there are several legal ways to do so. It should be a priority for all states to act to protect Christians, America’s youth and others from the cult of death that always follows the gay-lifestyle through gay-diseases caused by their life of abomination. Alabama’s HHP has been hailed a huge success that other states can use as an example of how to control their gay population.