Alabama Solves its Homosexual Problem with 3-Tier Program
Known homosexuals are “fair game” during Alabama’s Fag-Tag season
By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday
<chris†wire> With five US states already granting same sex marriage and the national debate this issue has sparked many parishioners from my church have asked me how we can settle the issue from ever taking root here in Alabama. Well the fact is gay-marriage is banned in Alabama by not only state statue through the State’s anti-sodomy laws, but in the State’s Constitution as well.
The State’s 3rd measure for controlling its homogay population is through its annual Homo-Hunt Program (HHP) which authorizes the Governor to call for an open season on these fecal-fetish freaks whenever the Governor deems the homogays are getting uppity or have increased in numbers to the point that it becomes necessary for public safety to thin down the herd so to speak.
For Alabama residents a Gay Hunting License otherwise known as a “Fag-Tag” is reasonably priced at just $5! This allows poor folks and kids (12 and over) to join in the annual hunt. Out-of-state residents are required to pay $75 for a Fag-Tag and every year since 2008 there has been a steady increase of out-of-state residents participating in the program.
There is no actual season for the HHP, instead the Governor opens the season at his / her discretion, usually when gays protest or want to plan one of their obscene Pride Parades. Once the season has been declared the Fag-Tag is good for 60 days allowing the hunter to hunt day or night, using a firearm or bow, and dogs are permitted.
The only restriction is you cannot “drop a fag” within 1000 yards of any known gay business; a reasonable restriction that prevents negative press from the homo-loving media that would come from several massacres at gay bars, clubs, etc. within hours of the season’s opening.
Alabama recognizes that we have a gay community within the state like any state does. We do not condone harassment of our homosexuals, or permit hate-speech or hate-crimes to be carried out against anyone simply because of their sexual orientation. Hate-crimes in Alabama are a felony offense and our law-enforcement officers will not hesitate to arrest anyone who uses hate-speech or assaults homosexuals. We are not barbarians.
Then of course Scripture and God himself are on our side, for it is written…
“Even as Sodom and Gomorrah, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire. Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.” (Jude 7, 8)
“If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them.” (NKJ, Leviticus 20:13)
In conclusion if Americans want to dismantle gay-marriage there are several legal ways to do so. It should be a priority for all states to act to protect Christians, America’s youth and others from the cult of death that always follows the gay-lifestyle through gay-diseases caused by their life of abomination. Alabama’s HHP has been hailed a huge success that other states can use as an example of how to control their gay population.
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Author: Rev. Billy Ray
Rev. Billy Ray Sunday is 3rd generation preacher. He lives in Forkland, AL and is a journalist for chrisTwire.com.
4:52 pm
Obviously fake since you can’t just kill innocent human beings…Try again…
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4:55 pm
Oh yes!!! That should solve “the problem”. Just send some psychos out on a shooting spree. Just remember this when there is a major shooting in the near future. YOU called for it.
A fake license could be drawn up the same way for Christwire writers. There are plenty of THEM who should be shot. (Not literally. I wouldn’t wish something like that on anyone. Not even YOUR lot.)
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7:24 pm
Mainiac58, You’re much too kind.
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11:51 pm
Don’t flatter yourself, Rev. No matter what you “read” into it, my post was in no way meant to be…..kind.
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3:51 pm
well, kudos to you for actually using some creativity on this one. though this is kind of funny, i does not stop me from from wishing some kind of ironic death on you (maybe being gunned down during some hunting accident?) like i usually do at the end of some hideously offensive article.
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5:30 pm
First they tell us that they’re the victims. Then they post shit like this.
Is it really any wonder why we attack them so fervently?
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6:05 pm
In their mind, yes.
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6:22 pm
Wtf? This is hilarious because of how ridiculous it is xD
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9:11 pm
Stupidity like theirs is hilarious until they actually try to get the Government to make shit like this legal. Then it becomes scary that some people are actually this mentally defective.
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11:24 pm
Herbert (Takes it in the) FaNNy,
Read the story… in Alabama its always been illegal to be a filthy sodomite. What more laws do you think we need? Nothing mentally wrong with faith in scripture. Get a life putz… the word has been around for a long time now. Yes salvation can be yours if you want it butt-plug.
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11:32 pm
If you read the law, it’s only illegal to marry homosexuals. No one can stop others from being homosexual. Not the law or a idiot with a book.
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11:31 am
Oh a play on words with my alias. You are SOOOOOOOO clever. First of all Billy, what makes you think I am a homosexual? Secondly, what adult still goes by the name “Billy” ? I don’t know anyone who would respect a man that still goes by Billy. Thirdly, you stupidity sickens me. Something this terrible has never been done in our country, and won’t be until someone has frighteningly stupid as you becomes a member of the government (I.E. Governer, House of Reps. , Senate, Supreme Court, President) and that would never happen. Your idiocy in thinking this is real is actually quite expected from you
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6:59 pm
Tom Akin
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2:04 am
I feel like crying. Do you realise how many Christians you are representing? You are talking about murdering people, you use ugly, offending words and you come across as judgemental(even though I am no better myself writing this comment…) and cold. It hurts me to read your comments.
Please go read your bible and work on your lack of humility, gentleness, love… We all need to, even though it is hard. We need to humble ourselves and show love even when we don’t feel like it. the love of God needs to be stronger than our own, personal opinions and our temper wehn we get annoyed. self control, ey? Remember that you too are a sinner, we all are, and that when we judge others, God will judge us too. For sin is sin, it does not come in categories or S, M and L.
I will be praying for you.
Matthew 5: 43-45
Romans 12:19
Galatians 6:1-2
Ephesians 4:31-32
Proverbs 11:2
Ephesians 4:29
Romans 3:23
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9:36 pm
Who was your comment directed to?
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12:48 am
People like you make me sick. Believe what you want to, but this is just plain wrong. Crazy Christians like you are just stupid.
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9:30 pm
I wouldn’t be suprised if AIDS in America would be eliminated due to Fag-Taging.
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11:00 pm
I hope this program extends to other states.
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11:15 pm
You hope to kill millions of people? What kind of sick disgusting person are you? While this “program” is fake to even think it up is a terrible act on nature.
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11:18 pm
Thinning the herd is a humane practice.
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11:21 pm
That just proves what sick people you are, even to joke about that.
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11:25 pm
you will like this:
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11:29 pm
Maddy I always took you for a fag. And your infantile comment “proves” your a joke.
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11:34 pm
Im not a fag. I am a straight female. and to joke about killing an entire group of people is sick. And I’m at least I’m not an asswipe passing judgement upon people and making jokes about killing off innocent people. Why dont you go read your bible and quit being a jerk because youre sad about your tiny dick.
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11:36 pm
August I dont like that bands music. It’s too soft for my taste.
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11:27 pm
And you think killing innocent people is “thinning the heard”? Maybe we should hunt down Christians, Republicans, and Conservatives because they seem to do the most damage to humans.
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11:54 pm
so can we kill christian now since they are too many of them and they cause like 90% of the world problem ?
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11:33 am
We should be able to
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11:27 pm
Millions? Hell no just 10% or there-a-bouts. And why to you like abusing animals Pee-brocks?
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11:29 pm
There are millions of homosexuals Billy Bob. And how can I be for abusing animals? I clearly want animal abusing to stop. My picture is to tell others to stop you dumbass.
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11:31 pm
Piss-brock what a putz. No one but you said anything about millions moron. I’m only talking in the USA… more like a few hundred thousand at best.
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11:33 pm
YOU STILL WANT TO KILL PEOPLE YOU FUCKING MONSTER.
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11:35 pm
L.N. No need to scream , I have a hangover from this morning.
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11:38 pm
You said 10%. Do you know how much 10% of America is? 28,480,000
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11:37 am
August, the bible says to avoid being drunk. You have a hang-over, so you’re going against God’s word. Hahaha
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7:02 pm
that reminds me, I have a Hard Cider that needs to “Disappear”
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11:32 pm
Doesn’t matter, you’re wanting to KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE YOU SICK BASTARD.
Seriously, shoot yourself, paint your walls the same color as your brain matter, you hateful bastard. There aren’t enough words in existence to describe a disgusting piece of shit like you.
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11:36 pm
Ummmm… do I sense some hostility in your tone? Did I strike that really sore bruised spot on your brain called chrisTwire and pluck a nerve? LN you’ve got to be the most latent repressed angry homosexual I can think of. Don’t you want to be happy? Turn to the light and bask in its glory!
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11:38 pm
Billy the Retard, why would I be ‘in the closet’ if I don’t give two shits about sexuality in the first place? You’re the one that’s suggesting the idea of KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE just because they’re gay. Let me guess, you support the idea of throwing them into an electrified, fenced-off area and having them starve to death or something, right?
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6:52 am
You can hope as much you want, but such thing don’t exist.
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3:23 am
I hope you go fuck yourself
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11:46 pm
LN – “Billy the Retard, why would I be ‘in the closet’ if I don’t give two shits about sexuality in the first place?”
A) You’re a cheap gay quadrasexual. Look it up it means you’ll do anything with anyone for a quarter.
LN – “Let me guess, you support the idea of throwing them into an electrified, fenced-off area and having them starve to death or something, right?”
A) That’s a thought????
God can help you LN. He’s calling you now. Cast off the evil bondage of Satan’s sick secular world that your parents raised you in. Free yourself with God and seek your salvation. It is yours – its a gift from God to you.
You may want to talk to your doctor about blood pressure medications, and certainly some psychotropics for the hate and rage inside you. Just friendly advice.
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11:48 pm
Any sane person would be angry at you people. What you “people” are suggesting is killing a vast amount of innocent people because you don’t agree with what they are doing. Maybe it’s you who should go to the doctors to get your head checked out Billy Bobber
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12:14 am
P-brocks what are you like 4? You guys all sound like Nazi Skin-Head rasicts haters of the faithful, not to mention the traditions and history of America God’s great nation of reason and power that you willfully descecrate. Here’s something for all you whinners out there…
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1:25 am
And yet you defend a man who wants to kill people, and doesn’t think it’s a hate crime to kill them specifically for being gay.
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12:48 am
thou shalt not kill God’s word Not mine you go against God’s will you are not true christian End of the story
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11:51 pm
“A) You’re a cheap gay quadrasexual. Look it up it means you’ll do anything with anyone for a quarter.”
So, the homophobic little shit bag is calling me a whore? Is that the best you got, you scum sucking, incestuous little fucktard?
LN – “Let me guess, you support the idea of throwing them into an electrified, fenced-off area and having them starve to death or something, right?”
A) That’s a thought????”
You really are a helpless bastard.
“God can help you LN. He’s calling you now. Cast off the evil bondage of Satan’s sick secular world that your parents raised you in. Free yourself with God and seek your salvation. It is yours – its a gift from God to you.”
Says the murderous pedophile.
“You may want to talk to your doctor about blood pressure medications, and certainly some psychotropics for the hate and rage inside you. Just friendly advice.”
You should seek help, since you’re so fucked up in the head, you think murder is a justifiable thing.
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12:19 am
LN
“you think murder is a justifiable thing.” Can you clairfy your statement? Was the question intended to be… In your case?
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1:26 am
You’re hopelessly stupid, aren’t you?
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12:00 am
since when God condone violence killing and opther stuff like that Thou shalt not kill ring a Bell to you
he Might “hate” gay ( coming from a Pseudo’s god word) but I doN,t think he want his people hunting them
and seriously if you start killing Homosexual just because they are homosexual we have EVERY right to Kill christian
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12:05 am
“God can help you LN.”
Smith and Wesson could help YOU, Rev.
“Free yourself with God and seek your salvation. It is yours – its a gift from God to you.”
After writing such a….”story” and the following rantings of your sick, sick mind, YOU should be seeking salvation. Apparently it didn’t stick the first (or however many prior) time(s). You obviously squandered your gift. So sad to think that someone could be so full of hate about people he doesn’t even know (or at least doesn’t THINK he knows).
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11:19 am
Mainiac58 Its not about hating anyone, its about following God’s law. I didn’t make the rules, I didn’t write a single word you’ll read in the Bible so don’t blame me for your warped perception of what Scripture says, like this one…
“If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them.” (NKJ, Leviticus 20:13)
This is God’s words, not mine so stop trying to cast blame and hate upon Christians simply because you do not agree with Scripture. Who are you to decide which of God’s laws you will and will not follow? Do you think you’re God?
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11:24 am
Oh so you follow THAT rule yet none of the others? THAT ONE FUCKING RULE YOU FOLLOW. What about the hundreds you choose to ignore?
I Corinthians 11:6:
So if a woman does not cover her head, she should cut off her hair. If it is a disgrace for a woman to cut off her hair or shave her head, let her cover her own head. ISV
Deuteronomy 21:18-21
18 If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and mother and will not listen to them when they discipline him, 19 his father and mother shall take hold of him and bring him to the elders at the gate of his town. 20 They shall say to the elders, “This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a profligate and a drunkard.” 21 Then all the men of his town shall stone him to death. You must purge the evil from among you. All Israel will hear of it and be afraid.
Deuteronomy 22:23-24
23 If a man happens to meet in a town a virgin pledged to be married and he sleeps with her, 24 you shall take both of them to the gate of that town and stone them to death—the girl because she was in a town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man’s wife. You must purge the evil from among you.
Leviticus 24:16
16 anyone who blasphemes the name of the LORD must be put to death. The entire assembly must stone him. Whether an alien or native-born, when he blasphemes the Name, he must be put to death.
Now then, what about these rules? You just going to ignore them? They are GOD’s words and laws that you choose to ignore. So which is it? Follow 1 but not all?
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11:30 am
Is that really how Christians operate? D:
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2:35 pm
Pee-brain – So you pulled a few scriptures that profess to promote violence. Back when the Bible was written people took God’s law seriously enough to stone people to death and other unpleasant things. But scripture was written thousands of years ago; today no one would stone a woman to death for not covering her face.
As a preacher I’ll admit a lot of people pull these same Bible versus out like a gun when they want to criticize the word. But I’d like to think that in a couple thousand years that mankind has moved beyond the cave and into a culture where that sort of thing no longer is tolerated. Except in the Middle-East where Mohamud’s followers don’t give it a second thought to stone a woman to death for failing to cover her face. You should be lucky to live among Christian people in modern day America where this does not go on.
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2:43 pm
“Back when the Bible was written people took God’s law seriously enough to stone people to death and other unpleasant things”
And people like you take it seriously enough to endorse your hatred for this, that, or the other thing, so you can shut the fuck right up.
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2:48 pm
Yet Rilly Gay you came out with your own bible verse stating we should kill homosexuals.
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9:47 pm
“They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them.””
How convenient that you could interpret a 2000 year old book full of rules for this or that (PERTINENT to the time) to attempt to justify mass murder. Seems a certain German did the same thing. They call him a monster as well.
(monster)
“Who are you to decide which of God’s laws you will and will not follow?”
I could ask the same of YOU, Rev. But, I think I’d rather ask who are YOU to decide how God’s law will be meted out?
“Do you think you’re God?”
No. You?
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12:52 am
Do you think you’re God?
No but yous eems you are God
Killing people is simply wrong whatever is it oh and these are Old testament we doN,t use them anymore
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12:51 am
You are a sick man.
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6:55 am
Good try.
“the homogays”
There are no “homogays”.
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9:11 am
Well IF they read the so called bible they keep taking about it is full of killing of kids and what not I guess when you in a religion cult like this you wanna go kill something like that one guy named god.
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11:49 pm
LN – “And people like you take it seriously enough to endorse your hatred for this, that, or the other thing…”
For once we agree. Yes people like me have been taking “it” seriously for a very long time. Name one book that’s ever sold more copies than the Bible? You can’t cause it does not exist.
Where we part company is on your use of the word “hate.” God judges and He will administer His justice on Judgement Day. Not I. Hate is such a wrong word… teaching others Scripture is a calling for some, for most its their faith. As Christians we have sought (and failed) to live by God’s Law since day one. It is on the journey that we work on our human frailties and try to be as Jesus was.
But man will never attain this. We cannot, were born sinners and we’ll die sinners. But faith is a journey to try and be like Christ was. Only in death will we reach this goal, and only if our Journey has been one of earnest truth and faith. Otherwise you burn in hell.
What you see as hate, is Christians trying to live by God’s law, and trying to wake others up to the fact that their very salvation is at risk by worshiping false idols, be it Mohamed or a rock. A desire to help someone into the light of God’s glory is an act of love.
That said, it doesn’t mean I’m going to go around tongue kissing gays and embrace their lifestyle. In my book LN it is simply forbidden. But I am not the Grim Reaper, therefore I take no vengeance, only strict vigilance.
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12:06 am
“For once we agree. Yes people like me have been taking “it” seriously for a very long time. Name one book that’s ever sold more copies than the Bible? You can’t cause it does not exist.”
Because it’s been brainwashing people for so damn long now, it’s no wonder that no other book has sold more copies than it. You have figures back from the fucking 1500′s or so, being proud of a book that goes that far back when it comes to mass-produced versions is like gloating about how you got first place in a competition and the only other contender was a two year old.
“Where we part company is on your use of the word “hate.” God judges and He will administer His justice on Judgement Day.”
Then stop doing his job for him, because you certainly do judge others.
“Not I. Hate is such a wrong word… teaching others Scripture is a calling for some, for most its their faith.”
Hate and faith can be two different things, but people like you keep mixing the two together.
“As Christians we have sought (and failed) to live by God’s Law since day one. It is on the journey that we work on our human frailties and try to be as Jesus was.”
And yet you dismiss others who are different and encourage the murder and torment of people, things that Jesus specifically said NOT to do. It’s no fucking wonder why you’re failing to live by God’s Law, you don’t even TRY!
“But man will never attain this. We cannot, were born sinners and we’ll die sinners.”
According to you and a book that doesn’t explain why that’s still the case if there has been over a thousand years of people who believe that shit who have prayed for forgiveness.
“But faith is a journey to try and be like Christ was.”
You still mix hate with faith. You have yet to get the part where you explain why you think it’s perfectly ok to torment and kill people and to look down upon people who do things that you don’t agree with.
“What you see as hate, is Christians trying to live by God’s law, and trying to wake others up to the fact that their very salvation is at risk by worshiping false idols, be it Mohamed or a rock.”
Except you can’t prove why your religion is right and why someone else’s religion is wrong. There’s also the fact that the word of god is highly hypocritical and thus impossible to live by, as well as the numerous versions of the bible that have edited passages, passages inserted or removed, or otherwise, as well as the different views of the passages themselves. You claim that some people look at certain phrases in a metaphorical sense, while taking others in a literal sense. Here’s the problem: many of the ‘metaphorical’ passages were said by the same people who said the passages that you take literally, so why is it you can look at the bible, and think that how YOU look at it is the right one?
“A desire to help someone into the light of God’s glory is an act of love.”
And yet you are the farthest thing from helping someone as you could possibly get.
“That said, it doesn’t mean I’m going to go around tongue kissing gays and embrace their lifestyle.”
You think that supporting gay people means to go out and fuck any gay person you see. Did the idea of just letting them be happy by themselves not occur to you? Did the idea of letting them get married and giving them the rights they deserve not occur to you? Did you not think “well shit, if I let them get married, they’ll shut up and I won’t have to worry about them anymore?” at any point in time?
You hate gay people simply because of one or two parts in the bible that you take literally and twisted in your own mind, and decided that ‘fuck ‘Freedom of Religion’, I want those bastards to follow my word exactly!’.
“In my book LN it is simply forbidden. But I am not the Grim Reaper, therefore I take no vengeance, only strict vigilance.”
Which is why you support the idea of people killing innocent human beings among other things. I wouldn’t be surprised if you killed a gay man while shouting and calling him a ‘fucking faggot’ and then pissed on him.
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12:08 am
And let’s see what Billy Bob’s response is. I’m willing to bet that he’s going to chicken out and say something along the lines of ‘tl;dr’ or ‘translation: I hate Christwire’, just because he can’t think of a single way that I’m wrong. In the (highly unlikely) event that he actually does try to prove me wrong, odds are he’s still going to be wrong, considering how he agrees with killing innocent people (since he considers this idea a ‘solution to a problem’).
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6:37 pm
Why are you baiting the Reverend with all your crap talk? You asked your questions, made your comments, now give the man a chance to respond before you you go and shit all over him. — You guys are the most hypocritical people on this site.
“I wouldn’t be surprised if you killed a gay man while shouting and calling him a ‘fucking faggot’ and then pissed on him.”
Now if that wasn’t so full of obsenities and hate it would almost be funny. I’ve been reading what the reverend is saying in another thread and he sounds far more intelligent & honset then the crap you post. I’m just saying.
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4:33 pm
“I’ve been reading what the reverend is saying in another thread and he sounds far more intelligent & honset then the crap you post.”
Then you have been TRULY picking and choosing what you read, Mr. Sinclair. You obviously missed the name-calling (or rather, altering) that he is so prone to use when someone proves him wrong. He is an unprofessional hack.
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12:22 am
Truly spoken like the trailer-trash you are Mainiac58. I’ll challenge you as I did LN to simply point out to me where you see me posting any “name-calling or altering” what ever the hell that means. Please SHOW ME where you have seen me “proven wrong” anywhere on chrisTwire. You & LN are nothing but filth and human garbage of the lowest kind. — SHOW ME!
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7:53 pm
woah, wait. how are he and LN “nothing but filth and human garbage of the lowest kind” when you are the one advocating the genocide of people who love one another? in my views, murderers come right above rapists and child molesters, which are at the bottom of the scale,.
also, the name altering thing. a little ways above this post you called Herbert fanny “Herbert (Takes it in the) FaNNy”. i have just proven you wrong, which completes the second clause of your challenge.
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10:54 pm
This site only gives me more reason to not believe in a God.
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10:24 pm
Ohhh, where to begin, where to begin. Let’s just keep it in THIS thread. There’s enough to prove my point without having to resort to searches. *sigh* So much to post and so little space. HA!!
Your FIRST comment:
“Herbert (Takes it in the) FaNNy,”
Oh, it gets better. THAT was just the teaser.
“Maddy I always took you for a fag.”
“LN you’ve got to be the most latent repressed angry homosexual I can think of.”
“Pee-brain – So you pulled a few scriptures that profess to promote violence.”
Name’s Pebrock, Rev.
OH, but the kicker is this, in the very post you told me:
“I’ll challenge you as I did LN to simply point out to me where you see me posting any “name-calling or altering” what ever the hell that means.”
But for some stupid reason, you said THIS first:
“Truly spoken like the trailer-trash you are Mainiac58.”
The parts where you’ve been “proven wrong” could take much longer. There are SO many of them, Rev.
I like this. Next challenge?
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7:55 pm
whoops, should have read a little farther before posting my completed challenge, although it was not as long as yours.
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3:04 pm
My son, who is a huge Jesus freak, thinks this is a good idea. However, he is concerned about folks like himself. You see, he has an 18 inch long pisser and he loves to show it off in public. Why just yesterday, he whipped it out in the parking lot at the local grocery store and paraded it around.
He also is a firm believer in public masturbation. “Jesus would masturbate everywhere” he claims. He claims Jesus had a HUGE pisser – that hung way past his knees. He even has drawn pictures of Jesus with his pisser hanging out of his loin clothe.
My son came up with a great idea: For those adorned with huge pissers, they should be able to wear this “Fag Tag” on their pissers. He also suggested that it should be legal to rip off the pisser of a homo and throw it on the ground. Then stomp on it until it’s busted broken. “If they’re gonna shove a perfectly good pisser up an ass, they shouldn’t be allowed to own one!” he said. In fact, right now, he is in the backyard masturbating furiously – wishing we lived in Alabama.
Signed,
Cripplehard
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12:43 am
All I can say, Cripplehard, is your son needs some DEEP therapy for that “public exposure” problem. He also seems to have some latent violent tendencies. Yes, therapy is definitely in his future. Lots and LOTS of therapy (especially if all you’re doing is TALKING about it).
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10:08 am
hahaahahahahhahahhahahaha xD
this was actually funny
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11:00 pm
The opinion of thinking homosexuality is a sin is perfectly acceptable because this is a free country and you can think what you want. However, even the threat of killing innocent people because of how they are born is completely crossing the line. That’s like the Holocaust all over again. I’m sure your god doesn’t accept Hitler, correct? And by the way, the bible says homosexuality is just as much of a sin as wearing mixed fabrics. Should everyone wearing that be hunted too? Your point is invalid. Goodbye.
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4:57 am
This comment is a total win!
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5:41 am
May Satan save your sorry asses… Fuck this is funny. Its no wonder we are “winning” because we have nothing to fight against. See you in “hell”, I have a lot of friends there who are waiting for people like you. BAHAHAHA
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6:53 pm
“…Governor to call for an open season on these fecal-fetish freaks” Women can be gay too, you know.
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7:35 pm
Yes, because if anyone could defy logic, nature, science AND common sense…it’s Alabama…a state so poorly educated that it is behind almost everyone else. Way to keep that stupid train going, geniuses. Embarrassing.
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