Ambidexterity, demonic thoughts, and the liberal “Christian” movement
Down through the ages, True Christianity has been part of the right-hand path. It’s got rules and teachings on how to live correctly in order to please God and not burn in Hell with Satan one day. On the other hand, the left-hand path religions, which all fall under an umbrella concept called “Satanism”, lacks any such rules and teaches people that they may do as they please. We all know what happens when people lack direction; they become the devil’s pawns and thus engage in uninhibited gay orgies, sodomy, pedophilia, and blood sacrifices.
Satanists, all non-Christian folk in other words, are influenced by the devil in various degrees, depending on how much sin they have committed against the Lord. Right-handed Satanists do not hear the voice of demons inside their head, because they are right-handed and this is a sign of Godliness and Godliness is what protects against the evil voices. People who are left-handed hear voices in their head and these voices tell them to be creative and do creative things. This is why left-handed people are generally creative. Anyone who says this is to do with the dominant hemisphere in the brain is lying to you. The devil will do anything to suppress reality.
A problem arises in ambidextrous people, because these people are the real troublemakers and the wolves in sheep’s clothing. Being ambidextrous, they use both left and right hands. This means the right-handed part of them considers themselves Christian and the left-handed part of them receives demonic thoughts, but these thoughts are made subconscious by the right-handed part, meaning they play loose with the rules and bring in creativity to Christianity. They call themselves liberal Christians. God alone is the creator and True Christianity is and will always be His creation. You cannot mess around with the Kingdom of God without burning in Hell forever one day.
Hope is not lost. Through the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the liberal Christians and other unsaved filth can change their ways and receive a place in Heaven. All it takes is to convert all left-handed and ambidextrous people to right-handedness. This will exorcise any and all demons and bring on mental clarity. I have always believed in and promoted this method when it comes to issues of demonic possession. This method can also be used to cure homosexuality and pedophilia, which are the same thing in God’s eyes, and therefore are the same thing, period. Think about why people shake hands with their right hand to forge agreements and deals, and you will soon realize it is the power of God that works through handshakes. Amen.
It is our responsibility as True Christian folk to find out who is left-handed and ambidextrous and convert any we find. Any such afflicted people who refuse to participate in our Godly conquest against the devil will require an exorcism. If the exorcism fails, we might have to consider cutting off and burning the left hand because this is where demons live in a possessed person. I must leave and continue with my Godly duties. Let us fight the evil filth that lurks among us. Right-handedness is a godly weapon. God bless you all.
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Author: Reuben_Harper
Retired pastor from Cape Town, South Africa. I am a middle-aged Afrikaans man who is downright disgusted with the state of the world and how people try to interpret Christianity as they please and make fun of it. I will have none of it. I have joined Christwire.org because I believe and know they are True Christians. I will fight liberal Christianity tooth and nail and will spill my blood in the service of Christ my savior. Amen.
4:42 am
you really are a noob. no MS paint or Photoshopped images, still no stolen avatar of some raped old lady kinda sad i miss when this site was funny.
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6:45 am
KBLME, I have to agree with you about putting up a picture. I usually would consider it vanity to use profile pictures but here on this sight it would be a Godly thing to do as it would be to glorify God. What pics can I use to glorify God and make people really love him? A picture of a raped old lady could spread awareness about the issue of rape and that would please God indeed. God bless you.
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5:36 am
I don’t care what you say! I’m ambidextrous and will continue to have fun! Yippee!!!
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6:48 am
As long as its Godly fun, it’s okay. Have Godly fun like reading the bible, quoting scripture, washing people’s feet, prayer, and oh boy there is so much Godly fun a person can have that I can’t list everything here. Godly fun will lead to right-handedness in time.
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10:33 am
I was just telling Ouroboros all of the wholesome Christian fun I have when I take a young lady out on a date! Big-O, try any of my “moves” yet?
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10:42 am
Dude, my girlfriend may be Christian but if I suddenly asked her to do 3 hours of bible study with me…She’d think I’d gone insane and ask if I was alright…I’m pretty sure not even she would want to do 3 hours of bible study
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11:36 am
O is going to take us out on the town!
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11:49 am
When are you going to switch your avatar?
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11:52 am
@August: you really don’t want to go to town with me…The things you will see will mess you up
@Erich: I might not switch my avatar…I can’t really shrink the picture without making it hard to see…So I’m gonna stick with this one
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10:39 am
Your fun sounds…boring…How is any of that supposed to fill my sadistic and masochistic needs? I’d rather just take a knife to myself…Oh wait, already do that…
My fun is the opposite of “Godly fun”
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8:35 pm
today I learned the fun of iodine
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10:57 am
Rave Party?
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10:57 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul8synVpdr4 almost forgot
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10:56 am
Today. I have created a world where light refracts off of every surface causing the whole planet to be a rainbow. I also created 3 fleshed-out characters and a mop that sings “It’s Raining Men” every time you use Lysol Lemon scented cleaner.
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11:24 am
who wants to hear a story? Long ago in a distant land, there lived a shapeshifting sponge named Harold who did not like to follow the rules. he used his powers to do man things to people: like take their lunch or dump water on their heads. one day a Plucky young man named Bixie saw the goings on and confronted harold. unfortunately the sponge was too strong for the lad to handle and he fell to it’s superiority. Later after his defeat. the boy found a mysterious fried chicken that sent him to another world: the one Harold was from. the people in charge knew the boy should never have found the mystical plate of deep-fried poultry, but they were wowed by his courage and talent despite his mortality. they showed him the way to the cave of ordeal where he will have to complete perilous trials. fortunately for him, everything in his baseball training helped him to complete the tests and he was rewarded with the power to control water as long as he held a wooden object.
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11:30 am
What a shock, the piece of shit knocks down people who are ambidextrous.
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11:35 am
You have a problem with our faith? You are banned!
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12:25 pm
We Don’t have problems with your Faith we have problems with the way that you express it
Always with such Venom and hatred
the way you express your faith make you such easy targets using the same things you target other people with
As for Banning LN you need people like LN to create controversy to drive web views to boost you very tiny ego
“Your comment is awaiting moderation And we will probably delete it as its to Honest and Truthful.”
“Your comment is awaiting moderation And we will probably Edit it to Show you as a Homogay”
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3:47 pm
I almost didn’t log in today, figuring Pee-pee’s tireless efforts to shut this site down had finally borne fruit. Happily, he has failed. Add it to the long list of things Pee-pee has failed at.
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3:57 pm
Misinformed misguided poor little dick breath i am not trying to shut this site down
You have either not read my posts or your one and a half brain cells cannot comprehend those explanations
ARE you going to help Pedo Aug Zombie slut Suzi and cassock lifter buy me a one way plane ticket to the states,
maybe i could have that job interview for the job they sort of like promised you
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4:36 pm
Snigger
dick breath is not replying worried that i might get the job promised to you or that i usually Savage you pathetic reply’s
“Cum on Smegma Breath or you got a Cock tickling your Tonsils, Carefull you don’t choke”
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1:57 pm
I, for one, am getting tired off Pee-pee’s childish comments. It seems God is on our side. Death to the heathens!
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2:01 pm
Murder goes against the word of God, Sandwich.
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11:05 pm
Not if God does it.
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11:29 pm
And God has yet to smite anyone at all, so that just leaves nature or people to do the killing.
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4:37 am
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Reuben_Harper
July 18, 2012
1:57 pm
I, for one, am getting tired off Pee-pee’s childish comments. It seems God is on our side. Death to the heathens!
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Am i Getting under your skin you Sad Sack of Shit?
Do my Comments and questions cut through your crap like a Hot knife through Butter
“” Oh I’m Scarred “”
you have a non existing Supposedly all powerful Nutter of a god on your side?
Are you sure your not a Roman Catholic and a member of Inquisitio Haereticae Pravitatis. (look it up – but you won’t because that involves proper Research and it is very clear that Factual Research is beyond your two cell red neck retarded brain’s capability).
Your So Called Factual Story’s and your Comments’ are SO FULL OF lie’s’ hatred.racism. sexual and gender discrimination
You FAIL at Basic Journalism
You FAIL to Quote Sources
You FAIL to answer Questions
You FAIL at Being a Christian
You Succeed at being Racist
You Succeed at being homophobic
You Succeed at being Sexist
You Succeed at being Stupid
You Succeed at being Stupid
You Succeed at being Stupid
You Succeed at being Stupid
THIS PLANET NEEDS YOUR GENES LIKE IT NEEDS A SOLAR SUPERNOVA
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4:50 am
“You Succeed at being homophobic”
You certainly do. Why do you keep calling people “dick breath” and such? It’s a very homophobic thing to do.
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4:58 am
Never heard of the phrase
“FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE”
if it gets to them to use such language then its a price worth paying
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5:23 am
It’s not fighting fire with fire. When you use homophobic slurs the people you hurt are gay people.
I can guarantee you with 100 per cent certainty that nobody involved with Christwire could care less what you call them.
You are only hurting gay people and making yourself look like a homophobe.
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5:59 am
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“It’s not fighting fire with fire. When you use homophobic slurs the people you hurt are gay people. > (1.)(2.)3.<
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1. Gay People use homophobic slurs to upset and attack homophobic People. (you never heard a "Raving Queen Slur a straight man with innuendo about coming out of the closet" to aggravate and wind them up )
Non white People like Negro's use Racial slurs to upset and attack Racist.
If You Think that my use of Racist and homophobic language ,to attack Racist and homophobic people makes me Racist and homophobic, then your not as smart a person as you think you are.
2. They bite and react look at their reply's
3. Credit Gay People with More intelligence and understanding than your displaying.
Most gay people do understand the tactics used here by myself and others.
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9:00 am
My apologies.
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9:09 am
Reuben_Harper
July 19, 2012
9:00 am
My apologies.
If the apology was for me
“Thank You”
you have Proved yourself more of a man than many others on this Site
again if the apology was for me i accept it and again “I thank you”
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12:12 pm
I was apologizing to God for failing to save your soul. Oops, I said a bit of a prayer there.
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1:32 pm
yeah, you guys are like apple pie! you can have the flaky crust, or the rich filling, but only together are you apple pie.
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10:03 pm
I’m still here, motherfucker. Clearly you hold no power anymore.
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2:02 pm
Careful careful, you are slandering God’s truth. How disgusting.
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3:23 am
what truth ? that you are a bunch of jackass ?
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12:12 pm
No
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4:32 pm
I’m ambidextrous. Do what you want to me. I can tell you right now, it won’t change me at all.
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5:04 pm
Carefull Carefull
they might start targeting you using the Simpsons and Ned Flanders with his leftorum shop as “True Documentary” proof of their views,
It was on TV so it Must be True (Snigger)
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1:54 pm
Animation and fiction are discouraged as they misrepresent and oversimplify God’s precious world. Only conservative Christian programs that aren’t animated are encouraged for viewing. The Bible contains all the proof we need.
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2:03 pm
So you admit to hating creativity and freedom and imagination.
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11:06 pm
Yes. I am a Godly man.
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11:30 pm
Good to know that you’re a traitor to this country then.
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9:05 am
To be Godly, one must be a traitor to many things, sir.
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5:51 pm
Some people prefere to be their own masters, as to be slaves of a “god”. Or maybe i should say “sheeps”.
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1:49 pm
To imply we are slaves is downright insulting. We are willing servants of Christ. Sheep don’t go to heaven, for your information.
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2:02 pm
So you admit that you’re going to Hell then.
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4:04 pm
As far i know, you cristians are called “sheeps”, same as jesus did have them.
Also sheeps are animal and i doubt they do sin, as you can, so they probably do go to heaven.
But you’re still slaves in my eyes.
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11:08 pm
You really do have a warped view of the world.
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8:19 am
You call it “warped view”, i call it “open view”.
Religious is just a way to control the people. And i don’t want to be a part of that.
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9:07 am
I’m thankful God does all the thinking for me. He thinks right, I tell you.
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12:52 pm
So you can’t think for yourself?
Thanks for proving my point.
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9:14 am
“I’m thankful God does all the thinking for me.”
Little voices in your head, Mr. _Reuben? Yeeaahh…you might want to get that looked into. Despite what your “mind” may be telling you, it’s not normal.
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9:37 pm
I’m ambidextrous so what? … Btw one of my right handed friends is a satanist so…
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1:46 pm
Excerpt from my article: “Right-handed Satanists do not hear the voice of demons inside their head, because they are right-handed and this is a sign of Godliness and Godliness is what protects against the evil voices.”
I am always thorough in my articles as far as salvation is concerned.
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2:02 pm
By all means, show us proof of this, Sandwich, especially when people who are right handed can be atheist and don’t give a fuck about God.
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2:06 pm
Ronald Reagan, Gerald Ford, George H. W. Bush and John McCain were left handed.
Are they Satanist? as well?
are they going to hell for being left handed
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9:17 am
I once knew a left-handed person who went to heaven. Hours of prayer took the voices of demons out of his head.
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9:22 am
“I once knew a left-handed person who went to heaven.”
So, someone calls you out on your “facts” and suddenly it’s okay to be left-handed as long as you beg for forgiveness before you die. Why? God made you that way. If it is so “evil” to be left-handed, I doubt God would have allowed it.
“Proof is given by God through prayer.”
I know I’D be happier if proof were given by a more…..”reliable” source. Can you show us proof in the Bible of your claims, Mr. _Reuben?
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2:12 pm
How do you know he went to heaven? Do you have a personal phone that connects to the gatekeeper? You are a deluded man, passing judgment in the name of “God”. Oh and btw you are an ignorant man if you truly think writing with a different hand is demonic or homophobic, go dig for some fossils why don’t you?
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11:11 pm
Prayer is all the proof you need. It is the scientific method of True Christians.
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11:32 pm
So you admit to being wrong since you can’t actually prove it, since prayer does jack shit.
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9:10 am
Proof is given by God through prayer.
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2:02 pm
And what about Pope Benedict XVI is this man of god a satanist
After all he is Left handed.
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2:05 pm
Know your audience, Pee-pee. There are no Catholics in here.
Dumbass.
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2:08 pm
you comment but you are incapable of answering questions.
A Sign of a VERY TINY MIND (and Dick)
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4:54 am
Why are you so obsessed with penis size, PeePee?
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5:27 am
not obsessed at all i just use what ever comment i think is going to aggravate who i am replying to
You yourself i do not tend to target (but i admit i have on occasion)because you do not generally seem to have the Staff mindset which i and others hate so much
your comments seem to be 60% reasonable 40% Christwire staff style bullshit
But you do seem to fixate to much on Punctuation and spelling (an observation)
Its Better to have a “Rant” with poor Punctuation and spelling that TARGETS wrongs
than a perfect reply that ignores those wrongs (as in right and wrong)
I use Caps. apostrophes.and other Punctuation marks for emphasis because this board is so limited and badly coded
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4:05 pm
And yet you have the same “god”.
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4:12 pm
“” I HAVE NO GOD “”
someone once said
” THERE IS NO GOD BUT WHAT MAN CRATE’S ”
also someone once said
“” MAN CREATE’S THE GOD’S HE NEEDS THEN REGRET’S THE GOD’S HE GETS “”
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4:55 am
You didn’t need any of those apostrophes. Not a single one of them.
You didn’t need most of those caps, either.
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4:53 am
“And what about Pope Benedict XVI”
You mean the man who orchestrates the institutional cover-up of child rape within the Catholic church? He is scum.
Find a better example.
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12:53 pm
You still have the same “god”
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9:14 am
Left-handedness did that to the Pope indeed, Pee-pee.
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9:24 am
“Left-handedness did that to the Pope indeed…”
Mm-hm. At the risk of sounding like a broken record…PROOF PLEASE.
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9:38 am
“If the exorcism fails, we might have to consider cutting off and burning the left hand because this is where demons live in a possessed person.”
WOW!! A bit drastic a move, wouldn’t you say, Mr. _Reuben? I’m thinking you may find yourself up against a very large group of people since about 15% of people are left-handed and most of us right-handed people couldn’t care less WHAT hand they use. You have enough people in your “mutilation squad” to combat about 1.75 billion people? (It’s going to be very interesting to watch THIS one play out.)
After reading this “diatribe”, it kind of makes this statement an oxymoron:
“I must leave and continue with my Godly duties.”
Does God know that you’re using His good name to justify the “proposed” mutilation of His children?
“God bless you all.”
Thank you and may God “help” you, Mr. _Reuben.
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