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On March 13th, 2011, the Gay Agenda met and conspired to convert male media figures into homosexuals. One of their targets was a great, handsome Christian reporter named Anderson Cooper. To convert Cooper, the gays used their favorite technique, ‘The Bait and Switch’.
Through this series of archival evidence, we will review how the gays: 1) sent an unsuspecting woman to befriend Anderson Cooper in a grassy meadow. Cooper saw the woman as a ‘friendly Auntie’ and thought nothing of her bikini.
2) The gays then sent the same ‘friendly woman’ to Cooper, but drunk and lusty like a cat in heat on New Years. Cooper was very confused on why his Auntie who was so nice on that grassy meadow, was trying to make him stiff with sin. Cooper’s liferod wanted to become stiff with sin, but his brain fought it off from shame and decency on national TV. Griffin was confusing the circuitry of Cooper.
3) Gays reveal that Anderson Cooper cannot have any more sexual feelings for women, leaving him ripe for the taking by sexually aggressive power top gays.
Let us review this sinister plan, as it happened chronologically.
1. Send out a ‘mole’ to befriend you on the beach and open up about your inner secrets. It’s like seeing your Aunty in a bikini and talking about childhood memories. All clean fun.
The Calm Before the Storm – For years now we have preached that there are multiple ways that someone can turn gay. Perhaps childhood trauma or PTSD in adult life. There is psychological manipulation or chemical imbalances that can cause one to prefer the same-same sin thrusts. But in the case study we have today, we see how a woman can shock a strong, beautiful man of God to turn into a Silver Steel Sinrod for Satan. Today, is the power bottom ballad of a newly converted gay, our dear and fallen friend, Anderson Cooper.
In the image above, we see Ginger Medusa putting a spell of sorts on the Silver Fox of lore, Anderson Cooper. With his dashing good looks and chiseled jaws of perfection, only outdone by his tight, barrel-crafted chest and his firm grip of the truth, we all balked when the liberal media tried to claim Anderson Cooper was secretly gay.
The tragic Balland of Anderson Cooper allegedly started with the Instagram photo we see above. He thought he had made a good middle aged friend named Kathy. He would share with her his inner desires and troubles, the type of things people with such high profile lives usually don’t get to divulge. What he didn’t know was that Kathy Griffin was hired as a mole for the Gay Agenda, who has a secret conspiracy brewing where they will use whatever tactics necessary to take over published media.
2. Without warning, the send your ‘Auntie’ back in a bikini, but drunk, horny and having lights flash off her bright white body in shocking ways that give you seizures and night terrors. Her Medusa hair turns your flesh into an odd, stiff stony pillar of shameful sodomy lust. At this moment, Kathy Griffin is destroying Anderson Cooper’s ability to have a God-given erection for women, leaving the only outlet for his body’s natural sexual urges to be a lust for men.
Anderson Cooper’s idealic summer of ’11 ended when Kathy Griffin shocked him with nudity in Time’s Square. In this shocking image, we see Griffin shows off her bikini body to Anderson Cooper for a second time but this time she shocked him by going from fully clothed to Jezebel stripper in a matter of minutes.
With all the confusing red hair, bright studio lights reflecting off her body and odd plastic surgery milksacks, Cooper was injured and confused. Somehow in his mind, the kindly woman he had sat on the beach with months earlier was a shocking Tarantino flashback of incestual flesh, bright lights and childhood horrors.
Look at how proud Kathy Griffin looks as Anderson Cooper pleads for no more nude women ever again in his life. At this moment, Cooper is suffering from DPG. (Delusional Psychological Gayness). It is a form of post traumatic stress disorder.
3. Pose victoriously over the convert.
Kathy Griffin took a picture of herself sprawled over Anderson Cooper, showering his chest with dainty snacks. Under normal circumstances, any man would feel a bit uncomfortable in the pants and give mini-gyrations to the female who is topping him. But in this case, Cooper is devoid of sexual contact. He may as well have a blanket laying on top of him. He’s fully converted and Griffin is letting her gay lords know that she’s earned her payment, which they paid her with her new TV show on E!
While it is shocking that Griffin managed to get her own TV show, at least it makes sense. She scratched the gay’s back, they scratched hers by giving her a new TV show on the gay channel.
It’s just so sad that Anderson Cooper was the true currency of the transaction. We will have to pray for Anderson Cooper, as he was a brave man not afraid to go into warzones themselves to bring us the truth. How can he do such brave things if he is gay now?
Fans of David Letterman, please beware, because he will likely be the next celebrity to have a gay ‘confession’ to make.
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“How Gays Can Trick You Into Turning into Them”
How “christian” can trick you into turning into them?
Telling you that there’s a “god”, when you’re a kid and belive in everything they tell you.
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AMEN – XD
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Notice in that last image, how Anderson’s clothing fits very tight just like the gays love it.
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And women, and the fact that suits make people look more professional, and the fact that the last image isn’t Anderson Cooper at all, and if you were talking about the last image with Cooper in it, then it makes you look even stupider since those clothes aren’t very tight at all.
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I noticed that, too!
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Ahh why you take your facebook link down did me telling you about your T+O+R+L+L on there make you have to remove it so no one saw what you really do how sad
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Here ya go bud. Congrats, genius.
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“I noticed that, too!”
Yeah, but YOU would, Erich.(Your latency is starting to show more.)
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just like the gays love it? sorry but I happen to be gay and very proud of who I’m and I don’t wear tight clothes that statement goes down the same line has saying African American people eat nothing but fried chicken and drink grape soda its taking a culture and stereo typing them which is wrong what I want to know is what ever happen to God is love the Christians now a days are murders they sit in their little churches condemning a set of Gods people to hell and in doing so allowing thousands of gay youth and adults to kill themselves. In this day of age Christians are the new Hitlers they want a people they don’t understand and who are “not normal” put to death to try and make a perfect world or like one pastor said.. put in a fence and left there to die….. sound familer?
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“Notice in that last image, how Anderson’s clothing fits very tight just like the gays love it.”
They like it because it provides them a method to proportion the length and thickness of his sin snake member and use the data for masturbatory fantasies and as the subject of filthy devil speak with other homosexuals.
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I hear that they tie elastic bands around the base of their twiddle rompuses to make them look plumper in that tight clothing.
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Clearly Pony Boy no longer cares about the truth and just wants to say nasty things about people because he lacks self-esteem.
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How in hell did you know that it’s a secret
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Mr. Pen, ex and yourself are some very twisted individuals. You both (would like to) appear to be such……experts on the “likes” and “dislikes” of the gay community. Anything you two need to tell us? This would be the perfect time and……”story” to do it on. We won’t judge.
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Brother Cassidy I thought the very thing when my eyes gazed upon that last picture. What I found so absolutely disgusting is that Anderson is a media personality and there he sits with his bulging crotch for all to see in those tight jeans. Clearly he is signalling other homogays that he is interested in fecal butt-sex.
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What is it with you….people and staring at a man’s crotch?!? If someone did that to YOU you’d be calling them gay.
Ohhh..wait. Apparently there are quite a few of you who have something they’d like to tell us. Do you have something you need to tell us, Rev? Hmm?
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What a fag.
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Both of these people ruined celebrity Mole. Steven Baldwin should have won.
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You can’t be tricked into being gay, you either were born that way or not.
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Born this way is a lie. Gay is a choice or in some cases a form of mental retardation.
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“Gay is a choice or in some cases a form of mental retardation.”
No and no…
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O, it’s not like you are gay. Of course you are not. You like chicks and are normal. Do you have a girlfriend still? If not I can set you up.
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Okay let me put it to you this way…. When did you know you were straight? You were born attracted to females right? Same with gays.
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Yes, exactly, same with gays, they were attracted to females.
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No, I meant just like when you were born you knew who you were attracted to, gays were the same but instead of being attracted to the opposite gender they like the same sex. My bad on wording that weird.
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While I may not be gay, I have gay friends and even live with a gay guy (My best friend too). I still can’t stand the lies and hate Chriatiwre sys about gays on a daily basis
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“…in some cases a form of mental retardation.”
Proof, please. I’ve been in the mental health field for many years and I have NEVER seen “gay” as a diagnosis of ANY of the five axis. Of course, I haven’t seen yours yet, so I could be wrong.
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We have been over this before. Putting stamps on medical bills is not being “in the field”.
And yes if they are right and they are “born this way”, then there is something abnormal with their dna. If biological evolution is correct, species are designed to reproduce, homosexuality goes against Darwinism and biology, so, it must be a defect.
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“We have been over this before. Putting stamps on medical bills is not being “in the field”.”
You’re right. It wouldn’t. Unfortunately for YOU what I did was medical record keeping (quality assurance). I can “assure” you that homosexuality in NOT in the DSM IV. (I’m not going to explain what that is. Have the Gelding Google it.)
“And yes if they are right and they are “born this way”, then there is something abnormal with their dna.”
Wrong again. It would be something “different” in their DNA. It’s NOT abnormal.
“…homosexuality goes against Darwinism and biology…”
What do you care? You people think Darwin was a crackpot and a liar. Biology? You’re actually going to admit that it could be biological? Somehow I’m thinking……no.
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Only if you think that it’s a bad thing.
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And I was talking to August, just so we’re clear, Cultwire has a problem of misidentifying people.
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Not a problem, L.N. I knew you weren’t talking to me.
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This is hilarious. Literally the stupidest thing ive ever read. Were in 2012, its called acceptance.
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