Baseball is and has always been a manly, American pastime. It’s as American as apple pie and as manly as a lumberjack from Minnesota. However, with this new millennium unfolding before our eyes, we have all seen that the homosexual agenda is in full swing and trying to corrupt the youth of the nation through television, movies, and music. Thankfully, Americans everywhere thought that American sports were the last untouched/untainted bastion of American freedom. Sadly, that era of masculinity has come to an end.
Back in late 2011, the Florida Marlins changed their name to the Miami Marlins, and with that came new uniforms. Many baseball fans were shocked to see the original Marlin design, which many Americans acquainted with fishing, a symbol of masculinity, was replaced by a multicolor logo that is supposed to look like a marlin.
The use of multiple colors in a logo is the forefront of the homosexual movement, especially the hostile take over and use of the rainbow. Many people have said that the color choices reflect the atmosphere of the city Miami; however, as we all know, Miami is a city full of debauchery. It is a modern day Sodom or Gomorrah. Thirty-five percent of men in this town claim to have had at least one homosexual experience in their lifetime, and the numbers are rising at a shocking rate. So the gay logo reflects the gayness of the city.
In addition, it’s frightfully obvious that the new marlin logo isn’t a marlin at all. It’s one man leaning over another man engaged in the act of coitus. The homosexual agenda likes to use contemporary art styles to trick our youth into thinking their beliefs are right. Just look at artist Jackson Pollock’s work. He created splatters on paintings which all looked like ejaculate letting people think they could have sex with whoever they want, even before marriage! What did this lead to? The American sexual revolution of the 60s, where thousands of blasphemers had sex with whomever they wanted to and they all contributed to the AIDs epidemic of the 80s. It’s the butterfly effect people. Would you want to see two men have sex with each other at every baseball game? Would you want your children to see that? Then why are we, as a nation, need to get this logo changed!
If this logo continues to be a part of the MLB, then boys across the country will think it is ok to have sex with other boys. Gear up for the four horsemen of the apocalypse people because God’s hand is going to come down with the wrath of a titan as he tries to extinguish the flames of homoSINuality. This is the beginning of the butterfly effect. No one wants to know where Americans will be in five years if we don’t nip this in the bud right now.
An American past time is dead. No longer is a pat on the backside, to congratulate another player on their effort an ok thing to do because that player could be gay, and he may try to have sex with you because of that action especially if he’s on the Miami Marlins or part of their homo-organization. Get your letter-writing hands ready because we need to petition the MLB to change this logo or our children and our children’s children’s futures are doomed.