Atheist Caught Selling Soul on Ebay, Call It “Higgs Boson” Particle

Mike Watson
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July 9, 2012 5:48 pm119 comments

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Room gules with the black lights of Satanic spells, atheist superscientist Neil DeGrasse Tyson overlooks his team’s creation, the Large Hadron Collider.  The machine is capable of sucking the ‘God Particle’, or what we call the soul, right of a living human.  Such power is being used by atheists to blackmail the Vatican and Christians into accepting abortion, teenage pregnancy, evolution and other unGodly things.  Atheists have been caught selling the soul of Christians as ‘Higgs Boson’ particles on Ebay.

Atheist scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson has betrayed God and America. He has worked with Satanic freemasons from the European Union to create a machine that can suck the ‘soul’ right out of a living person. Atheists are calling the soul, which apparently has a particulate nature, the “God Particle”. The evolutionist’s scientific cult word for this particle is the “Higgs Boson” particle, named after the two demonic priests who oversaw the experiment and colluded with Satan to make the Large Hadron machine exist in the physical plane.

The name Hadron itself should have been a dead giveaway that the machine itself is evil.  Hadron stands for:  Hell’s Atheists Displacing Reality of Nature.   The large machine, located beneath the city of Geneva, Switzerland, is a portal generator that allows space-time from hell to flow straight into Earth.  The hot particles from Satan’s home excite the particles of Earth at ‘superspeeds’, increasing their kinetic energy to levels God never intended to exist in true reality.

As proven in the diagram, the science behind the Large Hadron Collider is purely Satanic and could not have been created by normal men. The ‘advanced’ science of the collider is supernatural in nature and is being used to rip living immortal souls straight out of human beings.

As proven in the diagram at left, the science behind the Large Hadron Collider is purely Satanic and could not have been created by normal men.  The ‘advanced’ science of the collider is supernatural in nature and is being used to rip living immortal souls straight out of human beings.

To fully understand the science behind the collider, one must understand the religious cult of atheism in Europe.  There is a group of Satanic knights who call themselvs the CERN (Cerebral Egomaniacs Rejecting Nature).  While such a moniker befits most atheist, the CERN are the ultimate in miliatant atheists:  well trained in weaponry, usually PhDs and from old wealth.

They pride themselves in the occult, secrecy and superweapons. While British Lord Richard Dawkins III is the leader of this cult, an American observer named Neil DeGrasse Tyson is the American liason and ‘theoretical astrophysicist’ who was instrumental in helping atheists warp space-time of Earth, creating an environment where souls could be ripped from a body.

To extract a soul, our sources cite atheists first do dark rituals.  The Hadron Collider has a chamber made of a material called carbonite,  where a human body is then frozen at absolute zero and then blitzed with the superheated, supercharged and magnetized particles the collider ports over from hell.  The collision of particles with the human body causes a case of extreme sublination and totally evaporates the body so fast that the soul has no time to port to heaven for judgement.

It is instantly refrozen in the carbonite material and captured as a “Higgs Boson” particle.As if to add insult to injury, atheists are able to capture the moment the soul is ripped out of the body through the use of their carbon based torture chambers.  These samples were found on Ebay, listed along with ‘favorite buys’ of those who are buying Higgs Boson particles:

In this image, ArchAtheist Richard Dawkins unveils the ‘carbonite mold’ of the first Christian destroyed and desouled by the Large Hadron Collider.  Richard Dawkins was caught selling the soul of this man on Ebay, for $149.99.

In the next image at right, an atheist soothseer woman is claiming the soul and carbonite mold belong to her.  The encasing looks much like the recently converted Christian Olivia Munn, who purportedly went missing while positioned on a missionary trip to China several months ago.

A Christian man named Steve Bulmer is seen here.  Look at the absolute horror on his face as the collider rips out his soul.

Smug Neil DeGrasse Tyson continues to mock Christians and intimidate them with the use of this machine.  On his Twitter, Tyson mocked all Americans on the 4th of July as he believes this new Atheist European superweapon will intimidate America into subservience and getting rid of its Godly heritage and Christian tradition.  When asked to quit mocking Christian, Tyson simply typed, “Lol at Ur God” on his Twitter.

It remains unconfirmed when the UN will prosecute this international crim against humanity and more important, Christians.  But mark my words!  Stealing the soul of Christians, hawking them off on Ebay as ‘Higgs Boson’ particles and doing all this devil science is going to land any participants in the seething, flaming fires of hell.  When the day of judgment comes, all souls will be turned over to the rightful place and every atheist shall confess their sins.

 

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119 Comments

  • If you don’t understand science…It’s best to just not talk about it…

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  • Cassidy Pen Cornelius Bartholomew "Cassidy" Pen

    I used to install fiber optic wiring for the US Postal Service. I hope it’s not used to transport these souls to a central storage location. I wouldn’t be able to live with myself.

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  • I wish it were the 1940s, so FDR could just lock up all these atheists in internment camps. They are the greatest threat to this country.

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    • “I wish it were the 1940s, so FDR could just lock up all these atheists in internment camps.”

      Ah yes. The “good ole days”, huh, Mr. Nordgren. ANOTHER fine example of our glorious past.

      “They are the greatest threat to this country.”

      Really? Odd that you never hear about some “radical atheists” trying to cram THEIR beliefs down peoples throats.

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      • So you defend them besmirching Christians and the nation they founded, meddling with the universe of God and putting everyone’s life at risk? You’re a real piece of work.

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        • You support the mistreatment of homosexuals, black people, women, and so on, all because you believe that they’re less than you. You want to take the peace that so many strive for and try to demolish it with wars just because you’re a blood-thirsty psychopath.

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          • Define “so-on”.

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          • The “so-on” list would be way to long. No need to invoke any more “tl;dr”.

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          • The “so-on” list would be way too long. No need to invoke any more “tl;dr”.

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          • Hmmm…doubled post. Apparently the “Click here to cancel reply” button isn’t working very well today.

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  • By the way, Mikey, I do believe that first picture is from one of the X-Men movies. Yes, I do believe that’s Professor Xavier sitting there. (Either him or Magneto, but DEFINITELY not Neil DeGrasse Tyson as you claim.) It’s not any type of “super collider” he’s wired to. It’s a “fake” super COMPUTER. They do both start with a “C”, so I suppose I can understand the mistake.

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    • The first picture is from the documentary film “Event Horizon”. The “X-Men” films are pure science fiction.

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      • My mistake then. Thank you, Erich. I’ve only seen Event Horizon once and didn’t recall the scene. Of course, I also don’t “surf the web” looking for pictures to post as something they’re NOT.

        “The first picture is from the documentary film “Event Horizon”.”

        Documentary? Really? Huh. Could have fooled me. Apparently they did YOU. This is what was given as a description of that……”documentary”.

        “A rescue crew investigates a spaceship that disappeared into a black hole and has now returned…with someone or something new on-board.”

        No. Really. Check it out for yourself.

        http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119081/

        Now, you were saying, Rookie?

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        • Haha! The moronic look on your face when you realized how wrong you were about the movie screenshot was classic, mainiac!

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          • Moronic look? No. A look of “okay”. Yes. I accept when I’M proven wrong. You?

            …and I don’t think I’d be laughing so hard after this:

            “The first picture is from the documentary film “Event Horizon”.”

            Keep talking, Rookie. The hole just keeps getting deeper and deeper. (But, you like it DEEP, don’t you?)

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          • I remember when the Event Horizon was first launched before the atheists used it to further their homosexual agenda. The documentary was good but failed to capture the homosexuality evil that happened on that spacecraft.

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          • “I remember when the Event Horizon was first launched before the atheists used it to further their homosexual agenda.”

            What are talking about, Mr. Weisz? You really need to do a few searches and find out, because you’re making NO sense (like THAT’S a shock).

            “The documentary was good but failed to capture the homosexuality evil that happened on that spacecraft.”

            There are two things wrong with that statement, Mr. Weisz.

            1) It was Horror/Sci-fi and NOT a documentary.
            2) It wasn’t PORN either.

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          • “Yes. I accept when I’M proven wrong.”

            Apology accepted.

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          • “Apology accepted.”

            Don’t flatter yourself, Rookie. There was NO apology. I simply gave a “humble” thank you for your correction. I know that concept is beyond your comprehension. Try it sometime. (More flies with honey.)

            (The Gelding has your seat on the bench all warmed up.)

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        • Uh yes… Event Horizon WAS a documentary.

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          • So tell me, exactly when was it that a “manned” spaceship entered a black-hole and what country launched it? Better yet, is there proof out there anywhere that it ever returned? What was on the other side? Documentary? Really?!? I think the Christian world would have had a field day with THAT one. Seriously? Documentary?

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          • Event Horizon takes place in the year 2047…How is it a documentary?

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            Are you children sure you aren’t confusing Event Horizon with something else?

            The documentary that we are taking about, Event Horizon, was filmed during the 1960′s, and followed a group of Russian Atheist cosmonauts who were eventually punished by God.

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          • “Are you children sure you aren’t confusing Event Horizon with something else?”

            Nope. It could be the other way around, maybe?

            “…was filmed during the 1960′s…”

            Which is pretty good considering the term “event horizon” wasn’t even coined until the early 70′s. The movie you’re referring to was “Solaris”, a 60′s Russian sci-fi novel turned movie in the early 70′s and remade in the U.S. in 2002.

            Let’s see what the 1972 “Solaris” was about, shall we?

            “The film is a meditative psychological drama occurring mostly aboard a space station orbiting the fictional planet Solaris.”

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solaris_%281972_film%29

            Okay, now for the 2002 version.

            “Borrowing heavily from Tarkovsky’s film, Soderbergh’s version is a meditative psychodrama set almost entirely on a space station orbiting Solaris, adding flashbacks to the previous experiences of its main characters on Earth.”

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solaris_%282002_film%29

            Hmmm…seems the same words keep showing up: “psychological drama”.

            Now for “Event Horizon” (we’ll take a look at the 1997 version since there is NO Russian version):

            “In 2047, the rescue vessel Lewis and Clark is dispatched to answer a distress signal received from the Event Horizon, a starship that disappeared during its maiden voyage to Proxima Centauri seven years prior.”

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Event_Horizon_%28film%29

            Mmmm…nope. Still sci-fi no matter HOW you look at it.

            Now that I’ve shown you what WE’RE talking about, how’s about you show us what movie YOU’RE talking about. Give us a link to ANYTHING about the Russian “Event Horizon” (documentary) movie. Hmm?

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            Laughing out loud, Maniac can’t decide whether it was recorded in 1997 or 2047! Get your story straight, son!

            At any rate, that couldn’t be the documentary that we are talking about, Event Horizon, which was recorded much earlier than either of those dates. ‘Event Horizon’ was also the name of their rocket ship in the documentary.

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          • And yet…Julian fails again…

            Event Horizon is a fictional movie filmed in 1997…The setting of the movie is 2047

            The only Event Horizon is a work of fiction…hold on, let me
            Make it easier for you…It didn’t really happen

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          • “Laughing out loud, Maniac can’t decide whether it was recorded in 1997 or 2047! Get your story straight, son!”

            Keep laughing, Mr. Taylor. You’re just making yourself look more and more foolish. I don’t believe that I EVER stated that the film was recorded in 2047. If you’d read (and note the quotation marks), you’d see where it states that the film TAKES PLACE in 2047. I have MY story straight.

            “At any rate, that couldn’t be the documentary that we are talking about, Event Horizon, which was recorded much earlier than either of those dates.”

            So, I’ve provided links to my sources to prove MY words. Could you please provide at least ONE to substantiate your claims. Thank you.

            “‘Event Horizon’ was also the name of their rocket ship in the documentary.”

            Huh. Funny how that worked out.

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    • That’s the Large Hadron Collider, you dolt. Maybe you should do something other than watching your little fantasy movies.

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      • No, that picture is clearly from a movie. You’re fucking stupid.

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        • You do not understand quantum physics.

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        • Have you ever heard of a supercollider?

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          • What does that have to do with the fact that the picture came from a movie?

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          • The picture is of Neil DeGrasse Tyson powering up the supercollider with all sorts of Satanic chants and energy. Did you not read the article?

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          • Yeah, and guess what, the fucker who wrote this garbage is wrong on all accounts. That is a picture from a movie, not the ‘supercollider’ that you claimed it is.

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          • You’re one of those lightminded atheists who run around with swords and slay imaginary dragons, aren’t you?

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          • No, I don’t, and what does that have to do with the fact that the picture is from a movie?

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          • You can keep saying that, buckaroo, but the picture clearly shows Neil DeGrasse Tyson using the supercollider to steal souls from Christians.

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          • “You can keep saying that, buckaroo, but the picture clearly shows Neil DeGrasse Tyson using the supercollider to steal souls from Christians.”

            No it doesn’t. For one, the person in the photo is in some kind of suit that covers the body. You can’t tell a single detail about the person in that picture from that view. Second, there is no such thing as a ‘supercollider’. Third, the Large Hadron Collider isn’t used to ‘steal souls from Christians’, it’s used to smash atoms together. The God Particle is the shorter, more publicly correct name of the Goddamn Particle (called that because it was so hard to find), and (even if the origin of the name is false, this is still true no matter what you think of) is used to show just why things have mass and others don’t.

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          • Laughing out loud! Look at LN be wrong, this is my favorite of all the wrong points though:

            “Second, there is no such thing as a ‘supercollider’” – L.N., being wrong

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          • Look, Adam can’t actually prove me wrong, so instead he resorts to laughing like a damn hyena. Adam, why are you so incredibly stupid? Go ahead, try to prove me wrong. Show me where the supercollider exists when it was cancelled back in 1993. Go on, show me where this thing exists. Surely there’d be other pictures of this supercollider that you could easily fetch.

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          • “Pick up the phone”

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          • Stop staring into the sun.

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            Laughing out loud, August!

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      • “Maybe you should do something other than watching your little fantasy movies.”

        Well, I love watching documentaries, Doc. Not the “fantasy” type you want to put this movie into though. That is NOT the LHC and “Event Horizon” (ANY version of it) is still sci-fi. (A “sci-fi/documentary” is a contradiction in terms.)

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        • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

          What if it is a documentary on sci-fi? No contradiction in terms there…

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          • This is what it’s come down to? A play on words? Really? *sigh* Still no link to prove that your 60′s documentary EVER existed? You disappoint me, Mr. Taylor.

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          • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

            A play on words? Why don’t you just go on and admit that ‘Sci-fi documentary’ is not in fact a contradiction in terms.

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          • You can have a documentary on sci-fi and you can have a fake documentary-film about sci-fi, but the fact is that you morons think that the events that happened in the movie happened in real life.

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          • “A play on words?”

            Yes. A play on words. Would you like me to explain what it means so you can understand why I said it?

            “Why don’t you just go on and admit that ‘Sci-fi documentary’ is not in fact a contradiction in terms.”

            No, because it IS a contradiction.

            “Documentary films constitute a broad category of nonfictional motion pictures intended to document some aspect of reality, primarily for the purposes of instruction or maintaining a historical record.”

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Documentary_film

            “Science fiction is a genre of fiction dealing with imaginary but more or less plausible (or at least non-supernatural) content such as future settings, futuristic science and technology, space travel, aliens, and paranormal abilities.”

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science_fiction

            You see, the key word here is “non”. A documentary is a “nonfiction” work, which means it’s based on or about something or someone “real”. Science fiction is just that…..fiction, which means it’s NOT based in “reality”.

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          • Anotherwriter

            Julian Taylor why is your picture of Jack Warden?

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  • The more that the facts add up, the worse liberal atheists look. Strange how that works, huh?

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    • Yeah, it is. Look up, Erich. The facts are adding up.

      “Strange how that works, huh?”

      Mm-hm…it surely is.

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      • Yes, that’s almost exactly what I just said, word-for-word. Way to waste bandwidth. I thought you liberals were all “green”.

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        • Julian Taylor Julian Taylor

          “I thought you liberals were all “green”.”

          Only in terms of experience and knowledge, I’m afraid.

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          • “Only in terms of experience and knowledge…”

            It certainly isn’t with envy of YOURS. ;)

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      • Please tell me you’re a Republican…

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  • Why is it that Europeans feel the need to commit mass genocide?

    I feel we need to send a Special Ops squad of Gingers and the Chinese to deactivate this Large Hard-on Collider. (Since the effects of the soul sucking machine won’t have any effect on those born without souls in the first place.)

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    • Don’t know why you’d comment about the Europeans when the whole thing about the Higgs Boson particle took place in America.

      Also, nice to know that you’re a hateful bastard.

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      • “the whole thing about the Higgs Boson particle took place in America.”

        Uh… where the hell did you get that idea? It all happened in Europe, not America.

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        • Agreed, when I crash the moon into Europe they will understand. It will be in the paper.

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          • LN doesn’t read newspapers. If he did he’d know that the LHC was in Europe.

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          • The Large Hadron Collider continued and built upon the work done by the Tevatron just outside of Chicago, the Midwest’s very own bastion of liberal sin!

            Which just so happens to be where Obama began his rise to power…. coincidence? I think not!

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          • Hmmm… that is indeed a frightening nexus.

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    • MaddySevenfold

      Why are you so fucking random?

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      • Er war ein Punker
        Und er lebte in der großen Stadt
        Es war Wien, war Vienna
        Wo er alles tat
        Er hatte Schulden denn er trank
        Doch ihn liebten alle Frauen
        Und jede rief:

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        • MaddySevenfold

          Cool story bro.

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        • Laughing out loud, August! Maddy called you “bro” and she said your story was cool.

          Too bad she doesn’t love Falco like you love Falco.

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    • …and to think you questioned me calling YOU a racist. After that little ditty, I stand by my words. I’m a bit awe struck that you would include “people” just because they’re redheads though. Stooping, are we? The “Gingers” addition just adds “bigot” to your descriptive list.

      (racist)

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      • Since when was a genetic disorder considered a race?

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        • Being a red-head isn’t a ‘genetic disorder’, you hateful asshole.

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        • “Since when was a genetic disorder considered a race?”

          L.N. is right. Being a redhead is NOT a disorder. It’s a genetic “trait”. Which, by your belittling of them makes you a BIGOT.

          (What is it with you Brits and gingers? Must go back a LONG way.)

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    • MaddySevenfold

      Oh btw before I dyed my hair I am naturally red-headed,and I have more of a soul then you ever will you fucking dumbass.

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      • Adding swear words to every post doesn’t make you look mature, in fact it has the opposite effect.

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        • Obviously ashamed of his ginger dna.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            I’m a her. And why would I be ashamed of having red hair?

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        • MaddySevenfold

          Acting like a know-it-all bitch doesn’t make people respect you, in fact it has the opposite effect.

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        • “Adding swear words to every post doesn’t make you look mature, in fact it has the opposite effect.”

          You did use it also in previous comments…. so you can talk for yourself aswell.

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  • Just accept the fact that you are a social misfit who has no other opening than lying infront of smarter people and expecting to get away with it. Welcome to the 21st century bitch. Everyone is aware of the lies, so stop trying to defend yourself. Just accept defeat and shut down the site do the natural balance can thrown out of order. So the great beings can chose who gets to respawn and who gets booted from the game of life.

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    • Why can’t you spell the word “anonymous”?

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      • Why don’t you ever pick apart the grammatical issues that are so prevalent among Cultwire bloggers?

        That’s right, because you’re a hypocritical asshole who doesn’t give a shit about doing what’s right, you just want to feel better about your pathetic existence.

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        • 1) It’s a website, not a blog.

          2) What I am doing is the online equivalent of telling “annonymous” that he/she has toilet paper hanging out the back of his/her pants. I’m trying to to spare him/her further embarrassment.

          3) What on Earth makes you think that the Large Hadron Collider is in America?

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          • “1) It’s a website, not a blog.”

            And blogs can’t be websites?

            “2) What I am doing is the online equivalent of telling “annonymous” that he/she has toilet paper hanging out the back of his/her pants. I’m trying to to spare him/her further embarrassment.’

            Good grammatical fail on your part, as well as showing that you’re a worthless hypocrite.

            “3) What on Earth makes you think that the Large Hadron Collider is in America?”

            A simple mistake I later corrected, and you’ve failed to correct the blogger who posted this about what the Higgs Boson particle is.

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          • LN, you are the Higgs Bozo.

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          • The Gelding said:

            ““1) It’s a website, not a blog.””

            L.N. responded:

            “And blogs can’t be websites?”

            In fact, you have to have a website in order to set up a blog. So in effect, this “website” could very well be a “blog”.

            “A simple mistake I later corrected…”

            You can bet THAT went unnoticed. The Gelding wouldn’t have anything to argue about if it hadn’t.

            “…and you’ve failed to correct the blogger who posted this about what the Higgs Boson particle is.”

            Facts aren’t important to them apparently, L.N. Only the way they are “grammatically” presented (true or false).

            “LN, you are the Higgs Bozo.”

            There’s the usual response, L.N., name-calling. (So……adult, Gelding.)

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          • What do you know. I have the answer to exactly “what” this site is considered. Just got a notice from Christwire about whether or not I wanted to “follow a post”. I copied it for you. Look closely at the bottom where it shows the “origin”.

            “Howdy.

            You recently followed one of my posts. This means you will receive an email when new comments are posted.

            To activate, click confirm below. If you believe this is an error, ignore this message and we’ll never bother you again.

            Blog Name: ChristWire
            Blog URL: http://christwire.org

            Huh. You were saying, Gelding?

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  • America needs to destroy the Large Hadron Collider before it offends us further.

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    • I agree and think we should nuke it. It’s hidden somewhere between France and Switzerland, so it should not really make a difference.

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      • What a shock, Adam and August want to murder innocent people.

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        • So, people are ripping the souls out of humans and trying to damn them eternally, yet you would defend them? You’re the same type of person who would have happily let the Holocaust happen without helping, aren’t you? Why do you sympathize with Hitler?

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          • MaddySevenfold

            You are the one talking about murdering innocent people like Hitler did.

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          • There is nothing innocent about harboring a weapon of mass terror against Christians.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            That isn’t true. You are just paranoid.

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          • Just like Hitler’s Nazis torturing my people was not true? You are anti-semitic, just admit it. You support things like this being built.

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          • “Why do you sympathize with Hitler?”

            “Just like Hitler’s Nazis torturing my people was not true?”

            Why do you insist on injecting Hitler into this? I learned a long time ago, if you want to END a debate bring up Hitler. Didn’t seem to work though, huh, Doc.

            “You are anti-semitic, just admit it.”

            Odd. I saw nothing anti-Semitic about any of this…….debate. YOU were the one who chose to bring him up. (…and after your “just nuke it” comment, I’m surprised you did.)

            “There is nothing innocent about harboring a weapon of mass terror against Christians.”

            So, I guess the nuke would be YOUR form of a “final solution”? Ever notice how it seems okay for certain countries to have WMD’s (U.S. included) and NOT okay for others. THAT’S how you become a super power. Threaten the others with retaliation before anything even starts. (Right hand over heart. Left hand held high.) It’s the “American way”. But then again, the LHC isn’t a weapon.

            Maddy was right.

            “You are the one talking about murdering innocent people like Hitler did.”

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          • Except there’s nothing about ‘stealing souls’ with the Hadron Collider.

            “You’re the same type of person who would have happily let the Holocaust happen without helping, aren’t you? Why do you sympathize with Hitler?”

            Basically what I read was: “I can’t find fault with your argument, and because I can’t provide proof that what I said is right, I’m going to be a coward and call you Hitler, because that works out so well coming from a genocidal maniac who wants to viciously murder people”.

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          • “So, people are ripping the souls out of humans and trying to damn them eternally, yet you would defend them?”

            If this would be able… well… americans would make a bussines out of it…

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    • Reuben_Harper Reuben_Harper

      I couldn’t have said it better myself.

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  • Why is Neil DeGrasse Tyson so intent on calling himself an agnostic when he’s so obviously an atheist? Something’s not right there.

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    • Because you can be atheist and agnostic at the same time…

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      • All agnostics are atheists because they do not believe that there is a god.

        All atheists are agnostics because they cannot be 100 per cent sure that there is not a god.

        It’s the choice of term with which one labels one’s self that is interesting.

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        • You are completely and utterly wrong.

          Agnostics believe that there is a higher power, whether or not that it’s the Jewish/Christian God or a series of several gods or goddesses is the question they ask.

          Atheists, however, don’t believe in ANY kind of higher power. To an atheist, there is no such thing as a god or goddess.

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          • “Agnostics believe that there is a higher power”

            No, they don’t.

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnosticism

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          • “Agnosticism is the view that the truth values of certain claims—especially claims about the existence or non-existence of any deity, but also other religious and metaphysical claims—are unknown or unknowable”

            You don’t bother reading, do you?

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          • Well, it’s true that the Wikipedia article goes into more depth than I had intended.

            What I was getting at was that in general conversation a theist is someone who believes that a god or gods exist; an atheist is someone who doesn’t believe that gods exist; and an agnostic is someone who is unsure whether a god or gods exist.

            In that sense an agnostic is an atheist because he she doesn’t actually believe that gods exist.

            When you parse it further, as the Wikipedia article does, you get to things like agnostic theists (theists who claim no certain knowledge of a god but believe in that god nonetheless) and gnostic atheists (which I think is a contradiction in terms).

            In any case, to say, as you do, “agnostics believe that there is a higher power” is inaccurate because it doesn’t cover atheist agnostics.

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  • Look at the woman they stole the soul from. You can see they cut off her legs before throwing her into the Hardon collider. Masochists.

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  • Is this serious?
    I mean, really?
    Kotaku referred to this website as being parody site, but Ive never seen a parody of anything that was this complex.
    I’d like to believe that people this stupid can’t exist in a rational reality but…damn.
    I have seen some pretty stupid christians.

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  • “Kotaku referred to this website as being parody site, but Ive never seen a parody of anything that was this complex.”

    lol, you’re welcome!

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  • Does anyone honestly take this site seriously? I love it because it so obviously makes fun of christians, and because there are retards out there that actually defend some of this stuff. The Star Wars style cryo freezing effect that having your soul stolen has in this article was a nice touch.

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  • Conventional Logic-
    Person 1- i have an apple.
    Person 2- can you prove it?
    Person 1- sure. It’s right here. *holds up apple*

    Religious Logic-
    Person 1- I have an apple.
    Person 2- Can you prov-
    Person 1- YOU CAN’T PROVE THAT I DON’T!

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