Up until now the Zombie Apocalpyse has been in other places. It is always easy to ignore it when it isn’t on your door step. But now it is on my door step.
That’s right. On June 14th Lilburn Police (a suburb of Atlanta) were called to a local golf driving range where a crazy man, Karl Laventure, 21, was running around with a golf club.
Police Officer Ross Hancock, of the Gwinett County Police was the first to arrive at the Atlanta Golf Center on Beaver Ruin Road. He said Laventure was running all around the range, through a nearby pond, half naked, out of his mind. Hancock’s partner first pulled his pepper spray. Hancock said of the zombie, “He didn’t even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open.”
That’s when the officer pulled out his Taser and the zombie went down, but then got right back up! “We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed.” Hancock adds.
In a video of the incident, the zombie Laventure screams: “I’m’a eat you. Four. Four. Oh God. Don’t make me eat you.”
Karl Laventure the Golfing Zombie
I bet you socialism loving foreigners are sitting back laughing at zombies trying to eat us good God fearing Americans, but don’t fret. They are coming for you too. Here is an incident from China!
The Daily Mail is reporting that a Chinaman bus driver was drinking and probably eating dog meat, with friends during lunch in the city of Wenzhou in southeast China when suddenly he ran into the streets. He viciously attacked a random woman, and began eating her face until people pulled him off of her.
The zombie attacker was hauled off by police, and the poor woman was rushed to a hospital, where she is undergoing surgery to repair her nose and lips.
Chinese Zombie Attacker was named Dong.
Make no mistake people. This is the end of days. In my 83 years I have never seen such as this, stock up on your bibles and ammo now!