Bath Salt Zombie Apocalpse: 2 new Attacks in Atlanta and China
Up until now the Zombie Apocalpyse has been in other places. It is always easy to ignore it when it isn’t on your door step. But now it is on my door step.
That’s right. On June 14th Lilburn Police (a suburb of Atlanta) were called to a local golf driving range where a crazy man, Karl Laventure, 21, was running around with a golf club.Â
Police Officer Ross Hancock, of the Gwinett County Police was the first to arrive at the Atlanta Golf Center on Beaver Ruin Road. He said Laventure was running all around the range, through a nearby pond, half naked, out of his mind. Hancock’s partner first pulled his pepper spray. Hancock said of the zombie, “He didn’t even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open.”
That’s when the officer pulled out his Taser and the zombie went down, but then got right back up! ”We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed.” Hancock adds.
In a video of the incident, the zombie Laventure screams: “I’m'a eat you. Four. Four. Oh God. Don’t make me eat you.”Â
To see FOX 5 video click here:
Karl Laventure the Golfing Zombie
I bet you socialism loving foreigners are sitting back laughing at zombies trying to eat us good God fearing Americans, but don’t fret. They are coming for you too. Here is an incident from China!
The Daily Mail is reporting that a Chinaman bus driver was drinking and probably eating dog meat, with friends during lunch in the city of Wenzhou in southeast China when suddenly he ran into the streets. He viciously attacked a random woman, and began eating her face until people pulled him off of her.
The zombie attacker was hauled off by police, and the poor woman was rushed to a hospital, where she is undergoing surgery to repair her nose and lips.
Chinese Zombie Attacker was named Dong.
Make no mistake people. This is the end of days. In my 83 years I have never seen such as this, stock up on your bibles and ammo now! Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
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10:25 pm
Dat Black Boi look familiar.
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10:05 am
Militant Negro I had the very same thought but can’t quite put a name to this scary looking Negro. He might have been the man I bought some Crack from when I was working an undercover police sting concerning clergy on crack.
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4:08 pm
Rev. Billy Ray
July 4, 2012
10:05 am
“”Militant Negro I Thought it was you i was so Pissed off that it was not you. You all look alike. can’t quite put a name to this scary looking Negro. He might have been the man I bought some Crack from when I was working an undercover police sting concerning clergy on crack.”"
“Hey Hey”
So You got Busted done a Deal with the Man and had to Turn state Snitch.
“” The Bloods and the Crips are Still looking for you Bro”ther Billy Ray Bubba
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3:15 am
Yo dog, that aint what he said. Stop trying to make drama. WTF is wrong with you?
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11:05 pm
I am headed to Wal-Mart right now so stock up. I knew these Asians were behind these troubles all bad things come from that place. Terrorists, sars, bird flu and now this.
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11:50 pm
terrorist where created and invneted by islam a typical Ideology invented to control the people
i hate asians fine but don’t come spewing your racism and your spit
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6:24 pm
wow you learly changed that I never said islam you sick fuck I said I love American
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3:21 am
Why are you so racist against Asians?
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12:41 am
huh exbrony … get lsot will you if I am so racist about asian How come I have so many asians friend ? I think they are great even better than msot white people I know
actually pretty Much sure that it’s august who changed my post but heh who know maybe after all I’m racist” but not against asians but against fundamentalist christian
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12:42 am
I had not though about it but you are probably right.
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1:51 am
susan b. xenu, i am an australian athiest. You have offended me and my county with your reports. I think that you are just saying what ever comes into your head. You know nothing on what you report on. You are stupid and its clear to anyone with a mind. Please answer these questions.
give me some hard evidence to claim that god is real and dont say the bible is evidence. Its not.
why the hell do you go around saying that austalia is racist when you are calling our natives not human.
In your reports you have little facts and the facts you have are clearly made up or you have gotten them of some other crazy christan site. Give me a hard fact that will make me see that any of these countrys that you have insulted are bad.
If you dont answer these questions i am going to asume that you have no evidence and that you have chickend out.
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2:24 am
” Blah blah blah, your article hurt my delicate little girl feelings. ”
Go tell it to a dingo, mad max. Oh Mad Max was a real man. You and the rest of your “mates” are whiny little pansies.
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2:48 am
haha coming from an 82 year old bitch? Just die already and make the world a better place. K thanks
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3:16 am
damn all these butt hurt bitches. Susan people hate you.
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3:24 am
Max is clearly in denial.
Down here in Australia there is even a top-rating TV program called “Dumb, Drunk and Racist”, in which people from India visit Australia to see how dumb, drunk and racist we really are.
Explain that, Max!
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1:18 am
Terrorism is a concept, and viruses can happen and occur anywhere, I am a racist asshole.
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10:07 am
Yes LN we all know that… you’re our virus here on the holy site.
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2:25 am
we need some penicillin.
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3:40 pm
Was that the Christwire Royal “WE”
You Got a Dose of the clap then ?
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3:17 am
man atleast he finally admitted the truth.
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7:36 am
I find this quite pitiful. I don’t know what causes these people to do this, whether it IS bath salts or zombification (both theories are quite messed up, in my opinion), but I hope that lady recovers in any way possible.
But may I suggest something to August Weisz? (Nice name, by the way.) The asians themselves are not terrorists. The terrorists are islamic groups who take their faith to an extreme level, hence the name “extremists”.
Viruses are micro organisms and therefore come from all over the planet, not just Asia.
Plus, saying bird flu came from Asia is just plain stupid. It is a varient of Influenza that had evolved to become more effective against birds, the downside being that it had a negative effect for Humanity as well.
I wish people would think about what they say, but it’s pointless to wish for the republicans to use their brains when they are clearly lacking such organs.
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3:39 pm
That scary “Negro” is Tiger Woods, A pro golfer you imbeciles! He’s having a victory roar after scoring a hole in one! Wow mindless…
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3:18 am
aint he the one that banged all them white women?
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4:21 pm
Oh yes upon closer inspection you will see that the man attacking the woman has beige pants and a shirt . The man detained(Shortly after) has blue denim thirds and no shirt. No-ones seen this? This is nothing but fiction
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3:20 am
Oh yes upon closer inspection you are a dumb ass. I hope one of them honkie zombies eat you. fo me I’m taking this for reals.
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4:34 pm
The chinese man named “Dong” and the fact that you just had to point out that he was eating dog is just proof of stereo-typing . Christwire.org should really research what your authors post on this site. Since Lying is sin is it not? Practice what you preach?
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3:21 am
” Christwire.org should really research what your authors post on this site. ”
How are people really this stupid? How hard is it to get this site? Damn christwire. You make me want to rid the world of stupid people.
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3:43 pm
Start with Yourself
Suicide is supposed to be painless
when you come back Either as “Christwire Jesus or Christwire Militant Zombie you can let the rest of us know
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6:27 pm
heh now they started to change my post how funny they are typical christian wanting to control everything we said : freedom of speech is a Bitch to you when you ban that from people outside of your cult there is a huge problem and the solution is indeed eradication of the said problem in other word the people who are banning freedom of speech outside of their own cult
in other word the cultwire member pathetic really pathetic
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2:28 am
English try speaking it sometime
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3:23 am
that snow mexican aint ever gon speak no english. You seen his facebook? he looks like a yeti. Aint no brain in anything that ugly.
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3:26 am
That’s not a nice thing to say about Eriche
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3:32 am
shut your fat white mouth before I stick something in it
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3:39 am
Fat eh? haha You don’t even know me, but okay there champ. Maybe instead of freaking out you should calm down a little bit? After all, before you know it your little brain won’t be able to comprehend anything I’m saying.. 3 syllables to much for you there buddy? Secondly i’m typing not talking. nice try though! If you’d like I have a friend that teaches grade 3. She could probably teach you not only the difference between ethnicity and race, but also the difference between typing and talking.
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2:31 pm
Love&Luck looks like you got to worry about choking on peanuts or would that be a 1″ cocktail wiener”
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3:28 am
Sounds like he’s drunk on some kind of eskimo maple-syrup moonshine.
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3:33 am
me or the snow mexican?
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3:41 am
I’m talking about about the seal-clubbing Quebecois.
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12:42 am
you are not even a real black seriously you are pathetic and susan you are not real neither stealing picture of someone else is a Huge offense you know that ?
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6:13 am
Is everyone on this site from Texas? Because that would explain EVERYTHING!
Susan woman is clearly senile, Many psychadelic drugs can make you attack people not “zombification” you watch too many movies! And then promote a shitty book that supposedly teaches “Conservative values” anything to make money. You people will believe anything you read.
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2:15 pm
this article is a crock of shit
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