Batman Dies At The End of Dark Knight Rises, Spoilers
As many of you know, I’m a big fan of American heroes. For years now I have cheered and got excited every time a superhero blockbuster has raised nearly billions of dollars in global profits, as everyone worldwide is being encouraged by heroes created by Americans years ago. And it’s great for the economy.
Unfortunately, sources indicate DC Comics are going to ruin this feel good summer of movies. We’ve already had a great movie from Marvel, The Avengers. In that movie a Christian superhero named Captain America wields a patriotic shield forged by George Washington at Valley Forge to bludgeon villains with morality. All other heroes, genetic mutants, Soviet mistresses and even a false god bow before the wisdom and leadership of Captain America. The movie was a great metaphor of how the modern world should work.
Then we had The Amazing Spiderman 3d. What a great change for that film franchise! We went from a scrawny, awkward Toby McGuirde obliviously passing up cake hanky-panky invites from his beautifully blonde and odd neighbor, to doing everything he could to dump the red-headed delight Mary Jane all so he could instead have goowebbing and flesh stripping sessions with his billionaire boytoy Harry Osborne. In this new Spiderman movie, Spidey’s male hormones were working fine and he did everything in his power to, stick his unholy pedipalp into Gwen Stacy’s nectar flesh. Not that I’m condoning that! I’m just saying it’s better than a gay Spiderman like we had before.
But this news about Batman in the Dark Knight Rises is all too low. Maybe this is indicative of a fact that many people have spoken of before: Marvel run circles around DC Comics in the movie-making department. I’m not sure, but as a Christian I do not approve of killing off American superheroes in feel-g00d summer blockbusters.
What kids want to think back to their carefree summer of ’12, where they have vague memories of Team USA dominating the Olympics and bringing home gold? Barack Obama’s administration was in its final throes of terror, as a bright horizon was just around the corner come elections. They don’t want to think back on that carefree time of ice cream sunrises and first kisses by the pool and think, oh, that summer BATMAN DIED.
Christopher Nolan and DC Comics, please don’t give America any more grief and hate. We’ve endured a tough economy, certain dainty people causing all sorts of bad apocalyptic weather and more. Let’s us just have Batman, so we can continue to have this hero to use in our media as we need. A dead Batman really benefits no one.
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4:20 pm
“In that movie a Christian superhero named Captain America wields a patriotic shield forged by George Washington at Valley Forge to bludgeon villains with morality.”
The shield was forged during WW2, not by George Washington.
“All other heroes, genetic mutants, Soviet mistresses and even a false god bow before the wisdom and leadership of Captain America.”
A: Captain America was genetically altered too. Just like the Hulk.
B: Black Widow is not Russian. It is speculation that she is Russian but it’s not confirmed or cannon.
C: Thor is a true god in the Marvel universe. He is not a false god.
D: CA (lets just call him that) is a good leader.
I’ll agree with you on one thing about Spider Man. It is good that they are re-doing it and with someone else. They are staying true to the comics.
“Marvel run circles around DC Comics in the movie-making department.”
Yes and no. While Marvel managed to get the super heroes together first, there have been great DC movies. There are more to come.
Now then, on with Batman. The movie hasn’t even come out yet. I very doubt they would kill Batman. I don’t remember him being killed off….ever. Whoever told you this is most likely lying.
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8:28 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bane_(comics)
Pragraph Fictional Character Biography: “The man who broke the bat”
Bane has defeated Batman once before, and since Bane is the supervillain in this movie, there is a chance he might prevail once again.
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4:28 pm
“Black Widow is not Russian. It is speculation that she is Russian but it’s not confirmed or cannon”
The Black Widow from the comics that the Movie Black Widow is based off of is actually Russian…Natalia Romanova
“The shield was forged during WW2, not by George Washington.”
To add, the shield was made by Howard Stark…Tony Stark’s (aka Iron Man) father
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4:33 pm
Oh whops. Thanks Ouroboros. Who was I thinking of then? Eh oh well.
This article is pretty biased though and terrible ill informed.
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7:35 pm
No problem, I just though I’d help a buddy out…It’s easy to get stuff confused…I actually had to look up Black Widow to make sure I remembered right
“This article is pretty biased though and terrible ill informed.”
Indeed it is!
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7:40 pm
Just turn in your nerd card, Pebrocks, before you embarrass yourself any further! Rolling on the Floor Laughing!
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7:43 pm
LOL Outloud!
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7:52 pm
Laught out loud out loud? That’s literally what you just said August…
Anyway, why don’t you fuckwads leave Pebrocks alone? He made a small mistake and owned up to his error…More than you pricks have ever done…
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7:58 pm
This coming from people who mix up Marvel and DC all the time. -.-
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8:34 am
“To add, the shield was made by Howard Stark…Tony Stark’s (aka Iron Man) father”
Incorrect. Dr. Myron MacLain casts the shield from an alloy between steel and vibranium that he accidentally created.
Correction aside, the article is terribly biased and screams, “I don’t research what I write about!”.
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2:49 pm
Well, for people who have only seen the Captain America movie they’re going to all assume that it was Howard Stark and that he made it out of adamantium.
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3:15 pm
I actually knew that…I only said Howard Stark because of the Captain America movie…Since the CA movie is canon to the Avengers movie
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3:30 pm
People don’t understand what canon means anymore. Canon doesn’t always equal continuity.
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4:34 pm
I literally felt brain cells die as I read this…
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4:35 pm
Does the gossip say how he dies? It wouldn’t surprise me if he had some lover’s quarrel with Robin or The Riddler.
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4:37 pm
Probably gets aids.
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4:38 pm
Does the film take place in Africa?
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4:40 pm
Why would that be a factor? But no, it doesn’t. It takes place in Gotham City. A fictional place set in the Marvel universe.
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4:46 pm
“It takes place in Gotham City. A fictional place set in the Marvel universe.”
…or DC universe, right Pebrocks? Laughing out Loud! Looks like someone is about to get kicked out of the Nerd Alliance!
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4:52 pm
LOL!
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4:53 pm
Sorry, been thinking about Marvel. But yeah, Gotham is in DC. (But Marvel is better)
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5:30 pm
Haha, you liberals are so out of touch with reality. “It takes place in Gotham City. A fictional place sset in the Marvel Universe.”
Wow, maybe crawl from under the pebROCK and learn something about pop culture?
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5:43 pm
So the guy makes a small mistake and now you guys are going to hold it over him…
Real freaking mature…
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6:06 pm
You guys are the most idiotic dicks I have ever met. You seem to get every single thing wrong about Marvel and D.C. and when someone makes a common mistake because they were thinking about something else you try to act all big and like you know everything. You people are pathetic. Ouroboros is right, very immature.
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7:04 pm
“Wow, maybe crawl from under the pebROCK and learn something about pop culture?”
So Pebrocks gets one detail wrong, admits it and corrects it, and you hound on him and insult him, and yet you don’t care that someone said that Superman and Spiderman had gay sex on the big screen.
Is your strategy to be so incredibly stupid that for every one thing that we point out, there’s half a dozen different things you’ve done in the mean time?
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7:27 pm
LN, the difference is we are 100% truth and fact.
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7:29 pm
Except you aren’t. In fact, I’d wager that less than 5% of everything that Cultwire has ever said is true, and even THEN that’s banking on the idea of something you saying existed.
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7:29 pm
“LN, the difference is we are 100% truth and fact.”
That statement is 100% false
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4:37 pm
A: Batman doesn’t die. Stop believing everything you hear.
B: Robin and the Riddler are not in the movie.
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4:45 pm
Yes he does, the film has been seen by critics allready and some of them have leaked.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2173232/Did-David-Letterman-spoil-end-The-Dark-Knight-Rises-interview-Anne-Hathaway.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
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7:08 pm
So, let me get this straight, you don’t care that Abe spoils what could be a legitimate moment in a movie that has yet to be released, and yet you’ll get pissy over me saying that something does not happen in a movie, when the event in question could never have happened in the first place.
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7:12 pm
Grow up, LN. I’m not in the mood.
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7:19 pm
What are you talking about?
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7:20 pm
Funny Erich, you claim your’e not in the mood but L.N.’s comment wasnt directed at you. So what was the point in commenting if you arnt “in thr mood?”
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7:25 pm
Maybe Erich’s ego is so big that he thinks everyone is talking to him all the time.
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7:31 pm
It’s not “funny” at all Maddy. He logs in to this holy interwebs netsite all day long and spews hateful comments towards this humble, simple flock of believers in Christ and I’m not gonna take it, no, I ain’t gonna take it anymore! How would you like it if I went to an “ASF7″ netsite and taunted all of the idiotic emos there?
Exactly.
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7:33 pm
Aww, look, Erich’s being a little crybaby bitch.
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7:37 pm
LN is looking to get banned.
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7:39 pm
Lol what’s an ASF7 site?
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8:06 pm
August, we’ve been over this, what, three times now? If you assholes wanted me banned, you would’ve done so long ago. Hell, you even tried to ban me and, guess what, you failed. All you did was edit my comments to hide them, and then after so many posts, you revealed them all in some desperate attempt to make a mockery of me, never mind the fact that each of the posts were calling you out.
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4:46 pm
And sadly robin is in batman. http://entertainment.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/07/16/12668549-holy-incompatibility-batman-could-robin-appear-in-dark-knight-rises?lite
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4:51 pm
Speculation does not equally 100% confirm information. And the lead actor who plays Batman said he would never be in the movie if Robin is in it.
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2:51 pm
That’s true, Nolan has stated over and over that he wouldn’t do the Batman movies if Robin appeared in them.
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5:50 pm
You clearly have not read any comics before in your life – Comics are not written for children. They are aimed at adults, so to say that The Dark Knight Rises is made for children and that Nolan shouldn’t kill Batman off is a joke. Any person that does research into superheros will understand that while they attract the interest of children, most of their stories are very dark.
Even Bale said in an interview that his daughter has not watched his Batman movies yet as they are not age appropriate.
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8:26 pm
The rumor is that Bruce Wayne dies, not Batman. The rumored feeling of the movie is that Batman can never die, that someone will always rise (hence the title) to fill his shoes (or cowl, as it were). The safe bet is that its Joseph Gordon Levitt’s character.
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1:43 am
ok sorry but america needs things like this and you sir and your cryin bullshit is why america is fallen apart. america needs to grow a pair and see batman die cuz I have came to the conclusion and as an american I find it apoling that americans cant handle the death of spider man death happens get over it and like u said “If you don’t like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.” cuz I’m proud to be american I support our troops but I don’t support our government military or stupid christians who decide that they know what’s best for everyone else so they bitch and protest about it till people cave to your piece of shit ways… I did not know what kind sight I was goin to upon readin this but your words do not offend me they just prove that christians are poorly educated and have no real morals other than shovin there worthless beliefs on others… as I read your artical I find that the only thing u know of american heros is that well I cant even say what u get from the movies cuz well u werent payin attention to the movies cuz u r wrong on so many of your so called facts… is like the movie dogma all u christian hypocrits went and boycotted that movie a good movie wit humor that was about religion whyd u boycot it… cuz it went against your beliefs in some way.. no.. cuz it was made by mel gibson and covered your beliefs in a negative image… no christians love that cuz jesus was on tv… no the reason christians boycotted the movie was cuz of a rubber poop monster that was symbolizin evil in a fight to save the church… hmmmmmm sorry forgot movies are not about entertainment… so please next time u want to rant bout what america needs think about this is people like u n others wit beliefs like urs that is the reason other countries as of late find america such a powerful strong united country to be fuckin pussy cuz u cant handle the death of an imaginary character “wars are started over beliefs every day is better to have an idea” words from said movie wit the fuckin rubber poop monster… now to finish my rant I more than likely will not care to read any response by u christian pieces of shit so I wont be back so feel free to delete my comment but at the same time I will be copyin this full artical and postin it in all forms of media I can just to show the world that a kid with autism can say to u and than show how your christian faggots will in ignorance hide anythin negative… u r the reason america is a fuckin pussy u r the reason capt america was needed in comics cuz america needed a hero to stand up for freedom and stand up n give people a reason to be proud of there country were as u r the reason people shouldn’t please have a nice day and go hang urself ona cross.
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2:52 pm
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3:25 am
If Batman dies Robin will be distraught and probably go out on a compulsive grief-bottoming bender.
I hope he has plenty of protection in that little utility belt.
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7:31 am
Funny how you mention Robin, whle he’s not even in that movie….
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2:56 pm
*Laughing Hysterically*
Captain America is Catholic actually.
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5:46 am
Newsflash Friday 20 August Weisz 2012
ChristWire Jihadist Strike in Denver.
At least 14 people have been killed in a shooting at a Batman film premiere in the US city of Denver, police say.
About 50 people have been injured in the incident at the cinema complex in the suburb of Aurora.
Witnesses say a gunman wearing a gas mask opened fire during a midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises.
A man was arrested in a car park nearby in possession of a rifle. a hand-gun and a Christwire handbook. He told police that explosives were stored at his home.
Police chief Dan Oates told reporters that an apartment block in the north of Aurora had been Raided Then evacuated as a consequence of that information. He stated In co operation with the FBI we also intend to Raid Addresses of other people involved in this Organized Racist Homophobic Attack on our Beloved Denver Citizens.
Police sources Say A large Collection of Christian Racist literature was Recovered also Massive amounts of Child Pornography was also Seized.
“Ok which one of you GUN NUT CHRISTIANS Did this”
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6:07 am
Aurora police chief Dan Oates updates the media on the investigation.
Police outside the Century cinema in Aurora, Colorado.
14 people are confirmed dead and 50 were injured in the shooting.
“Our Thoughts Go to the Victims and innocent People Caught in this tragedy”
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12:11 pm
All of you people are a bunch of fools. Batman does not die in the end of “The Dark Knight Rises”. He is seen eating lunch, having a good time with “The Catwoman” character played by Anne Hathaway.
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1:41 pm
Yes, he does. Why didn’t you watch the movie?
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2:23 pm
You haven’t, nor do you pay attention to anything you find objectionable, just because you don’t want your illusion of ‘it’s bad’ to be broken.
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