Bob Marley Parasite Proves Reggae Jamaicans Can Reincarnate Themselves
In the country of Africa they practice a weird religion named Jamaica. These people like to sit around all day and do drugs and sing their reggae music, usually songs about philosophical black topics about secretly shooting nice policemen (not very nice anddefinitelynot allowed) and trying to make their wives stop crying about their husbands being lazy.
The favorite rapper of these people was a man named Bob Marley. He died of a toe infection some time ago and you’d assume that’s the last we heard of him. Well, it seems there is a bit more complexity to this Jamacain religion because between all their dangerous marijaunea smoking and all those chant words they say, they somehow are able to summon Satan and make their soul reappear in the body of another animal.
Bob Marley has used a power to be reincarnated as a parasite. This story makes me very ascared and with my heart condition, I just can’t let this one work me up too much right now. If you have a son in college though, go visit him this weekend and look at his walls. If he has Bob Marley posters, he is likely doing addictive mary jane drugs, going to drop out and then be reincarnated as some weird animal. Make him stop or tell him you’ll not give him one penny more tuition until he stops being a Jamaican.
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1:55 pm
“In the country of Africa they practice a weird religion named Jamaica.”
Africa = continent
Jamaica = island between Mexico and Cuba (it’s not a religion)
“The favorite rapper of these people was a man named Bob Marley.”
Marley was not a rapper.
“He died of a toe infection some time ago and you’d assume that’s the last we heard of him.”
Let me quote it from wikipedia: “The spread of melanoma to his lungs and brain caused his death.”
“Well, it seems there is a bit more complexity to this Jamacain religion because between all their dangerous marijaunea smoking and all those chant words they say, they somehow are able to summon Satan and make their soul reappear in the body of another animal.
Bob Marley has used a power to be reincarnated as a parasite. This story makes me very ascared and with my heart condition, I just can’t let this one work me up too much right now. If you have a son in college though, go visit him this weekend and look at his walls. If he has Bob Marley posters, he is likely doing addictive mary jane drugs, going to drop out and then be reincarnated as some weird animal. Make him stop or tell him you’ll not give him one penny more tuition until he stops being a Jamaican.”
hahahahahhaa… that’s funny actually
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2:14 pm
They do not like the truth here do they these so Called Christians
Bob Marly was a Christian of the Rastafari movement
Most of its adherents worship Haile Selassie I, Emperor of Ethiopia (ruled 1930–1974), as God incarnate, the Second Advent, or the reincarnation of Jesus. Members of the Rastafari movement are known as Rastas, or Rastafari
Rastafari are generally distinguished for asserting the doctrine that Haile Selassie I, the former and final Emperor of Ethiopia, is another incarnation of the Christian God, called Jah. Most see Haile Selassie I as Jah or Jah Rastafari, who is the second coming of Jesus Christ onto the earth, but to others he is simply God’s chosen king on earth.
I’M Suprised that they Did not try to involve Another religion from the caribbean in the story after all Haiti and Jamaica for most provincial Americans are the same Island
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6:38 pm
Weed isnt dangerous, it’s completly fine, it should totaly be legal.
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7:18 pm
Did you read the source you posted? It says the Guy who discovered the parasite name the parasite after Bob Marley because of his respect for (Completely still dead) Bob Marley…The parasite isn’t even named Bob Marley…It’s named “Gnathia marleyi”
Next you’re going to try and tell us Tupac is still alive…Wait…You did try that and failed miserably…
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