Breaking: Hillary Clinton Assassination Attempt in Israel
Brother Bruce Danus reports from the field:
“In the holy land of Israel, new reports indicate there was an assassination attempt on Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Reports remain unconfirmed, though agents working for Iran are already reporting the story as true and various groups are allegedly taking credit for the acts.”
We will keep you updated as this story develops.
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Author: Amber Vos Savant
Amber Vos Savant is an award winning conservative journalist and currently serves as Young Republican coordinator for Romney 2012 in Boston.
1:52 am
We should randomly muke other countries to show that we will not be terrorized by foreigners.
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2:09 am
Sadly, I kind of agree with you on this one. Except, see nukes are kind of frowned upon in modern society, so I’m more putting large titanium rods in orbit that could be dropped as a sort of orbital cannon that fires meteors, but that is expensive. This would be highly effective, as when you double the speed of an object, you quadruple it’s force, so when the rod reached the ground it would have the force of a nuke. we actually did these calculations in my physics class (i have strange teachers). Also, it shouldn’t be random, but more just building up our military so if a war comes on we can do this and quickly win. such as the one in Afghanistan. Drop a few rods on a few key resources of a city, such as oil, food stores, farmland, iron, military bases, and large cities. then you have a country that is starved, terrified, unable to fight back, and broken. Does anyone else think I have too much free time?
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2:15 am
See, people tend not to fuck around with a country that can grind another country into dust within a matter of days. Also, we need a large fleet of UAVs (unmanned aerial vehicles) with large caliber sniper rifles and Hellfire missiles. they are far more accurate and do not put our soldiers at risk.
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3:16 am
I dont wanna see you muke anything no one should ever see that thing you have.
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8:24 am
“We should randomly muke other countries…”
(I’ll just ask the question that the Cartoon and the Gelding are afraid to ask one of their “elders”: Exactly how do you “muke” someone, Mr. Weisz? Just curious.)
Yeah, yeah. We all knew what you meant. What you’re saying is the U.S. should commit acts of what most DEFINITELY would be considered terrorism?
“… to show that we will not be terrorized by foreigners.”
THAT should show them……that WE’LL be the ones doing the random killing, thank you. Do you even think about what you type, Mr. Weisz or is that for AFTER you’ve written it? That whole statement is just wrong. I’m glad you don’t speak for….”normal” thinkers.
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2:29 pm
muke? Wtf is that?
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5:18 am
Brother Sperm Drinker Bruce Danus
Has been Drinking Contaminated Sperm shots with some Bad Drugs Again.
Poor Danny boy is now Showing the early signs of spermatogenesis
This New HomoGay Degenerative Plague is Caused by the Repeated and excessive Consumption of Contaminated Homogay Joy Fluids.
Symptoms include
Pathological lieing
Abject Failure to research facts
Inability to comprehend Simple Facts
Excessive Quoting of the Bible and other religious Text
This Infection starts at puberty and usually continues uninterrupted until death, although a slight decrease is noticed if the Subject medicates using Cannabis (Skunk strain works best).
There have been reports that this Retro viral infection has mutated into a new strain called spermatidogenesis meiosis 2).
Please all Christwire Reporters and Wellwishers
get on your knee’s Jerk off your Sin Sticks to provide Brother Sperm Drinker Bruce Danus with a clean UN-Contanamated supply of Spunk before he Starves to Death.
Please have yourself Screened for this New Homogay infection before donating Nut lunch Drinks.
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5:22 am
o_O
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5:41 am
From Wilkidoctor
Spermatogenesis Infections take place orally but can occur if Anal ingestion has occurred. (Rare case’s have occurred in Some patients Ears).
Infection takes place within several seconds of consumption of the male reproductive Fluid within the Victims system.
The initial stages of Infection occur within the Mouth or Anus and progress to the epididymis Ballsack.
Where the developing gayness matures into Gonataminated Cells called Spermadrinkme are stored until ejaculation with normal Sperm.
serious abnormalities may result if untreated In humans, chromosomal abnormalities arising from Advanced Degenertive spermatogenesis can result in Down Syndrome, Klinefelter’s Syndrome, Abject Redneck Stuportidity and spontaneous Self abortion by .44cal Suicide.
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5:58 am
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8:29 am
So, Ms. Amber, we’re still waiting on that update. Still searching the web trying to fund SOMETHING that might substantiate your……”breaking news”? Yeeaahh…good luck with that.
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