Can We Take A Minute To Talk About The Worst Facebook User Ever — STIF BENITEZ?
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Mark E. Figs
Have you logged into Facebook recently to perhaps share a funny story with a friend, or see what your friends are up to, only to be bombarded by a frightening photo of a limbless man, wrapped in the GLAAD flag, riding a dolphin while being urged to “LIKE THE PHOTO IF U THINK GAY UNICORN TRAINERS R REAL PEOPLE 2?”
Now, you probably haven’t seen that exact photo, but chances are you’ve seen something like that. You’ve probably seen numerous photos in your news-feed; stupid photos of limbless men, disabled children or people with blue eyes.
Blue. freaking. eyes.
Well, luckily (or unluckily in my case) I discovered the source of all this madness –
(Puckered lips as a result of being “mushroom tattooed” or beaten repeatedly with the tips of erect penises, most likely BLACK penises.)
Yes, this stupid Moleman looking mongoloid who cannot wear a hat correctly, who looks like the bastard child of Yoko Ono and the De Loys Ape is the source of all my online anguish.
His name is Stif Benitez. Yes, you read that right — Stif Benitez. And I hate his online existence more than Rihanna hates dating decent men who don’t cave her damn face in.
I hate everything about how he chooses to use the internet. A typical day in the life of “Stif Benitez” probably consists of him Googling “totally messed up crap that pedophiles jerk off to” and then copy/pasting it into his Facebook to write some crappy uninspirational message and somehow sucker thousands of idiotic freaking people into “liking” it.
If you ever wondered how Hitler could get SO many people to buy into his horrible genocidal propaganda, just glimpse at Stif Benitez’ profile and it all makes sense. This is a gayhomo idiot who does nothing but wear his hat like a queer, cookie-cutter Hispanic Justin Bieber bottom boi douchebag, and posts photos of people with Progeria.
Progeria. STOP glamorizing Progeria. There’s nothing wrong with Progeria — it’s an unfortunate genetic condition — but there IS something wrong with you constantly posting photos of people with Progeria, lamenting about your inability to hug said person in order to relieve whatever faggoty boner you have.
I bet you jerk off to photos of genetic disorders. You probably stay up late at night, thinking of crappy statuses to write while spilling your seed all over photos of people with William’s syndrome, or Down’s syndrome. Stay away from my children, you weird Hispanic homosexual.
It’s weird to think that someone with limited intelligence, someone as retarded as Stif (wait, that’s offensive… to retarded people) is making such an IMPACT on the world. Thus, the reason I hate Facebook. But that’s besides the point –
Does Stif Benitez volunteer at any Cancer organzations? Does he help raise Progeria and other genetic disorder awareness?
No. Instead, this crusader for humanity does this.
That is 880 of OUR Christian children “liking” a status about a tiny, diseased “jalapeno popper.”
WOW, YOU ARE SO CARING AND KIND, STIF BENITEZ!
Now, I don’t have a problem with Stif Benitez — frankly I don’t even think he’s real. No one is named “Stif Benitez,” that is a stupid made-up name that only exists in Latino gay porn films.
But how he lives his life is enough for me to wish someone gave him a facelift with a ball-peen hammer. First off, you are not allowed to comment or write on his wall — so why the heck would you have a Facebook?
Go collect butterflies, or read a book or jump into a fire — do something else, is what I’m getting at.
Take flashcards and go have a conversation with homeless people. Just stop revealing the stupidity of my friends. I know some of them are dumb, I just don’t want to believe it.
Lets take a look at some of the lowlights of Stiff Benitez –
To be honest, he deserves more. He should of gotten his teeth kicked out. Because of his dumb Facebook name. And because he knows Stif Benitez. A beating is suffice enough to teach him a lesson about sucking on dongs and being a gayhomo. But he should of been hurt more for thinking that anyone would think his real name is “Angel Illuminati.”
“Stif liked Adalia Rose.” I’m sure Stif did “like” Adalia Rose. HINT: Adalia Rose is going to die in the next few years. She will die. She is going to be buried into the ground. She will rot and worms will eat her tiny little skull. That’s an unfortunate result of having Progeria. And guess what? Another person will be born with Progeria. And another. And another. “Celebrating” someone because they have a disorder isn’t sympathetic, it’s patronizing.
I hate Billy Corgan and I didn’t care for the film, “Powder.” This picture sucks.
I have no idea what “liking” or “sharing” this photo will do. Will his arms grow back? Will he be able to take photos without looking like he’s shitting his pants? Will he learn of Stif Benitez’ amazing compassion — oh wait, Stif Benitez is an ugly homoqueer twelve year old.
Taking photo’s of L.N. or CelestialDeth’s bedroom isn’t very nice. Is this sanitary? What kind of fire hazard does this pose?
Remember guys, there are some decent people out there; compassionate, thoughtful, loving Christian individuals who wish to raise awareness about unfortunate circumstances and strive to create a loving and accepting world.
I just don’t think it’s the nightmare bastard child of an Orangutan and Charlie Villanueva.
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Author: Mark E. Figs
Mark is an award-winning children's author, and Christian Conspiracy Theorist can be found on Facebook and Twitter -- (Mark E. Figs)
Thanks for talking about this. My Myface page is constantly being polluted with “friends” who “like” these obviously insincere and spamming-type posts from these attention whores. I doubt these people are actual human beings in the first place. I’m still trying to figure out how they are making money off of it, though. They probably sell off their page after they get a certain amount of “likes” or something.
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Your myface also says your main job is a t*r*o*l*l i wonder why that is.
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Detective Dipshit in the house! Woot, woot!
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oh shit someone whos not denying it, unlike how susan or that nun from the porn site o:
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you just figured it out? F***ing dumb cracker.
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same with MN but heh who cares anymore they are not real people everyone know that By now
sad you didn’t know shameful_truth he was kind of a serious deal
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its a Gay look alike of a British pop legend
who is so ashamed that the British pop star Cloned the Smegma from his foreskin then gave it away for adoption
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Mexicans and others with disabilities should not be allowed to post on Facedbooks. It just gives them a platform to exploit their diseases and attempt to give them to our White children. How can Facedbooks even allow these people to spread diseases like Progeria to others over the Interwebs? If any of my friends contracts Progeria from Facedbooks, I will tell them to sue Mark Zuckerberg.
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Racist fuck-bucket, why do you hate people with disabilities?
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Do you want to catch their diseases, L.N.? I do not.
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They aren’t diseased, you sick, putrid, pile of shit.
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Now you are claiming that Progeria isn’t a disease? WOW!!! Your stupidity and hatred of people who aren’t exactly like you continues to astound me, L.N.
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You’re calling me ‘stupid and hateful’, and yet you think you can get the kind of disabilities they have. You clearly missed the pictures that have someone who’s disabled, but not diseased, and you’re sitting there, on your hateful ass, thinking that contact with these people will give you the same things they have.
What they have is not contagious, and YOU are the hateful bastard who looks down upon them and wants to stay away from them, thinking that you can catch whatever they have, and wanting to remove them from the biggest form of communication just because they have a disability.
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That is exactly the reason that I am terrified of midgets. I do not want to become one. If they sneeze on me or brush against me, I might catch their shortness.
http://christwire.org/2011/10/i-am-extremely-terrified-of-midgets/
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That’s not how reality works, you fucking moron. You can catch something like the flu or chicken pox from people, but if someone is ‘vertically challenged’ or is amputated or has some kind of disability like many of the people that this guy shows support towards, then whatever it is that they have, you can’t get. The fact that you think that, and the fact that you don’t want those people to have support, as well as apparently think that certain races are disabilities shows how hateful and disgusting you are.
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Have you never heard of skin cancer, L.N.? That is why Mexicans, Blacks and Asians have differently colored skin, they have a disease. Blacks also are known carriers of Ebola and AIDS. Those diseases lay dormant in their bodies until they touch a White person, and then it spreads. This is Scientific fact. I thought you believed in science?
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“Have you never heard of skin cancer, L.N.? That is why Mexicans, Blacks and Asians have differently colored skin, they have a disease.”
No, no they don’t, not inherently. Just about anything that they can be afflicted by, so can you, and being any other ethnicity other than white doesn’t automatically mean that you have a disease.
Racist fuck.
“Blacks also are known carriers of Ebola and AIDS.”
And so can white people.
“Those diseases lay dormant in their bodies until they touch a White person, and then it spreads. This is Scientific fact. I thought you believed in science?”
That isn’t science, that’s bullshit that you made up because you can’t admit the fact that you’re a bastard who needs to die.
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White people CANNOT be a carrier of Ebola. Learn your facts before you start spouting your lunacy.
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“White people CANNOT be a carrier of Ebola.”
What?!?
From the CDC’s own page, Bruised…
“Ebola hemorrhagic fever (Ebola HF) is a severe, often-fatal disease in humans and nonhuman primates (monkeys, gorillas, and chimpanzees) that has appeared sporadically since its initial recognition in 1976.”
http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvrd/Spb/mnpages/dispages/ebola/qa.htm
NOWHERE does it specify any “specific” races of humans. I do find it hilarious that the only other “nonhumans” are the primate. Science at it’s best again.
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Bruce is correct!
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“Bruce is correct!”
No, Mr. Weisz, Bruce is a racist idiot.
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“CockBreath”
what about all the American Soldiers that have lost limbs Fighting to “Protect the American way of life”
“Go To A Veterans reunion or parade and Spout your Views”
You might end up an Amputee yourself
not of an arm or a leg but a neck Amputee
“If any of my friends contracts Progeria from Facedbooks, I will tell them to sue Mark Zuckerberg.”
“Case Dismissed with “prejudice,” Because they caught it when they played with themselves
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you are not allowed to spread your disease called christianity on “facedbooks” anymore
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Hey Hey Your on YouTube Bruce Moreon Danus
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Bruce, I attempted to make sense of your argument, reading what other people have said in trying to counter your mind-blowing ignorance, and I have to say… I thought the writer of this article is a total douche (deacon of his church–so it’s okay for people at his church to use every vile sexual reference, racial slur, swearing, as a weapon to insult total strangers that he has no right to judge??) But YOU, my friend… I am a little dumbstruck by how incredibly… DUMB you are! I could waste my time explaining to you the Constitution of the U.S.A., the physiology of our bodies as it relates to inanimate objects like COMPUTERS (you cannot “catch” ANYTHING from using the internet–the term “virus” is just the use of a word to describe a DIGITAL event that behaves like an actual “virus”), even go into the subject matter of how these disabilities and diseases are NOT viral!!! In the TRUE sense of the word! They are congenital, or caused by some traumatic event (like the guy with no arms.) But. Were I to waste my time explaining these facts to you… I can foresee that you will still–at the end of it all–be dumber than a box of rocks. So. Good luck with that.
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Facedbook needs to be stopped because it gives a forum for demented people with psychotic ideas to spew out their hatred for anything and everything that doesn’t exactly abide by their narrow reasoning.
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“”Substitute one word in the text below”"
Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen
July 6, 2012
2:25 am
Facedbook needs to be stopped because it gives a forum for demented people with psychotic ideas to spew out their hatred for anything and everything that doesn’t exactly abide by their narrow reasoning.
Word to be Substituted Facedbook for Christwire
Click like before they edit this or Delete it
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This isn’t funny at all.
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You’re right, Mr. Pen. It isn’t funny. It is, however, extremely accurate.
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Everything is extreme for you leftists.
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So not only are you content with racism, homophobia (to a point of wishing death upon someone for being gay) and showing hatred and telling lies about people who comment here, you also hate people with disabilities, as well as people who support people with disabilities.
And then you sit there and wonder ‘why do people pick on Christians?’ when you tell people that they should have been beaten to death, that people with disabilities don’t deserve any kind of support, and blatant lies.
“Remember guys, there are some decent people out there; compassionate, thoughtful, loving Christian individuals who wish to raise awareness about unfortunate circumstances and strive to create a loving and accepting world.”
And you’re clearly against those people as well as decency.
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I am a doctor and I can confirm that liking, sharing or laughing out loud at these pictures on facedbook does not provide a cure or stop the spread of these diseases. and in my country all carriers of aids and eblola are black. FACT.
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“…in my country all carriers of aids and eblola are black.”
I’m sure they are, Mr. Amin. It tends to spread fastest in crowded areas. You know, like refugee camps or concentration camps. But then, if you live by the teachings of the man whose name you use, you already knew that…..Doctor.
“FACT.”
Fact.
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“Another Zombie raised from the dead”
Born Idi Amin Dada
(Likely) Mid 1920′s
Location Unknown
Died 16 August 2003
Jeddah, Saudi Arabia
“HEY Do Zombies use Bath salts to make the air around them smell Fresh and clean”
You been rotting for nearly nine tears now
“Has your Dick Rotted off yet”
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“”Idi Amin was the son of Andreas Nyabire (1889–1976). Nyabire, a member of the Kakwa ethnic group, converted from Roman Catholicism to Islam in 1910 and changed his name to Amin Dada in which he named his first-born son after himself. Abandoned by his father at a young age, Idi Amin grew up with his mother’s family in a rural farming town in northwestern Uganda. Guweddeko states that Amin’s mother was called Assa Aatte (1904–1970), an ethnic Lugbara and a traditional herbalist who treated members of Buganda royalty, among others. Amin joined an Islamic school in Bombo in 1941. After a few years, he left school with nothing more than a fourth grade English-language education “”
Born Muslim left school with nothing more than a fourth grade English-language education
Kind of shows
With a name and Background like that your a Christwire target of “”" HATE “”"
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So this so call holy site has turn to nothing but posting about people who don’t like them how sad in more then one way.
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If you intend to write a fine article you fail at it. Just by including L.N. and CelestialDeath shows how childish and unrespectful you are. Setting that aside, really? I mean really?!? Please read your article again and this time think with your brain please…..oh, and theres no such thing as a “homogay”
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Amazing rant, Mr. Figs. I see that, as usual, you’ve let your “personal” hate, racism and bias bleed over into your….”article”. Actually, after re-reading it, that’s ALL it is. To go so far as to diss on some of our own troops who came back disfigured from defending YOU is absolutely appalling and unacceptable.
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I don’t listen to any of my detractors. If you can’t find fault in someone who is posioning Facebook to further his warped agenda of glamorizing diseases and clog up God’s internet then you have no business — or right — to talk to me.
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You hate someone who supports disabled people and you think that those people are disgusting. You need to be shot immediately, especially if you’re going to talk shit about the people who lost their arm to defend your right to be an ignorant fuck.
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“You hate someone who supports disabled people…”
SSB, how is Stif Benitez “supporting” any disabled people? He’s exploiting them to get people to “like” his page and become a facebook celebrity.
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No he is supporting them because life is much harder for them and they fight through it and he admires them like he should.
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My God, you’re f*cking dense.
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Im fucking dense? At least I’m not the person who talks shit on disabled. Why dont you go steal a little kids candy or go spit on some puppies.
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When did I ever “talk shit” about the disabled? I talked shit about those who exploit the disabled for their own selfish reasons.
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“I talked shit about those who exploit the disabled for their own selfish reasons.”
And according to you, exploiting someone is defined as showing them support and admiration in the strength they have. They suffer from a lot, and sometimes people need to realize that their situation may not be that bad at all and people with these disabilities act as a sort of ‘just because shit’s gone wrong doesn’t mean life is bad’ figure to those who would otherwise bitch and moan about life.
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In your mind, but the fact that your buddy finds those people disgusting shows just who the real bastard is. The fact that he wishes such horrible things to happen to the people that this guy lets others know about shows how fucked up Fig Newton. You say it’s exploiting and that this guy is a terrible human being, and yet Mark was the one who said the most damning comments and showed such little compassion towards ANYONE.
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Well your bible also says we should stone all disabled people people so…. go get your rocks.
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God’s internet? I am sorry but when facebook is in any part of God? Further more, when the internet is? The only person I see who has the business or right to talk to you is a psychiatrist. Please, find help and don’t say “I have God by my side” or anything related to it….saddly i can’t force you to be right
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Mr. Figs… it is with great pleasure that I am afforded this opportunity to respond to your very STRONGLY-worded rant article. You say you don’t listen to your (MANY) “detractors”, but sir, you’re a Deacon, are you not? Isn’t church and God all about learning the difference between right and wrong? Yet… you’re saying that you will only listen to people who AGREE with your ideology. I see. All due respect, you really SUCK at being a Christian.
Let me tell you something: it is because of “upstanding” HYPOCRITES like YOU that I lost my faith in religion… I may not be religious, but I know the scriptures through & through. All of your hatred, your juvenile, sexually explicit, racist attack on this young guy who never did anything to YOU, betrays what kind of a person you truly are! And I find that despicable, because you are in a position of “trust”, even to the extent of being a Children’s Book author??
What would Jesus have to say about what you wrote in this article? Which scriptures leap to your mind as they do mine? The Bible is our only link to the beginning of the history of mankind… and during his short time on this earth, Christ spoke of loving thine enemies, judge NOT lest ye be judged…forgiveness. When Judas chastised Mary for her past occupation as a prostitute, Christ jumped to her defense. He told Judas something to the effect of “if your slate is clean, then you can throw stones…” and then he challenged, “all those who are without sin, cast the first stone.” Are you without sin, Mr. Figs? Then shut the fuck up. This piece you’ve written is abismal. It reeks of everything God and his only begotten son despise most. HATE. Vengeful hearts full of spite.
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Great now your attacking ordinary people? You are a group of sick fucks and this isnt cool even for tr*lls like you…
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No, we’re attacking the spambots on facebooks who are exploiting these “ordinary people”.
Have you ever “liked” one of these pictures?
Praise click for “yes” or ignore for “no”.
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So showing support is exploiting now?
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SSB, I hope that someday you develop even the tiniest shred of critical thinking skills.
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Maybe one day you’ll get a conscious and stop being such a fucking bastard.
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Excuse me, critical thinking? you? Thanks for the laughs.
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I dont have a facebook because I find it stupid and drama filled. And they are ordinary people just they stuggle more than we do and we should admire their strength.
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Doesn’t have a Facebook because of dramas… .. spends every day argueing shrilly on Christwire.
Someone needs to turn Madeline into one of those memes with the red-haired girl.
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I hate when stuff like this pollutes my facebook timeline.
It’s akin to those videos of ugly people on youtube singing badly and comments are a bunch of sad lonely women having a pity party defending her. Except in the case of facebook you can’t leave a comment calling them out on it unless you add the mongoloid who originally posted it as a friend.
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wnat a solution to your problem just leave facebook thats all
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Oh no millenium, she can’t pass up a good chance to bitch about something.
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A Maddy was being a moody emosexual near me today.
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Thanks for the compliment.
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A moody Maddy admitted she is vying for my attention today.
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Maybe she is unclean this week.
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Ex-Atheist youre a fucking idiot. I was being sarcastic. You know what sarcasm is right? Go ahead thumbs down my comment and say something you think is intellegent like you always do.I don’t give a fuck because you are the worst tr*ll i’ve ever seen.
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Maddy, looks like all of the tr*lls around here are getting you worked up! They win.
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I win!
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Aug your always win and CUM 1st in a wanking comptition
Because your a natural born again wanker
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Erich, you are a sad group of tr*lls, you don’t even try to hide the fact that you are tr*lls. And oh you made a group of people upset! What an amazing goal in life! Your life must be so fufilling for you to have to sit here and do this all day.Make a group of people upset. I look at you with disgust. For you to sit here and talk shit you know nothing about and go out of your way to hurt people, well its plain sick and fucked up. Your the people that cause suicide and self harm and how this site isnt shut down amazes me. Whats even more sad is how you laugh at the people you have hurt. So I hope your happy with your life as it is because this is as good as its ever going to get for you. Hope your glad you got a reaction out of me because it doesnt hurt me I laugh at your pathetic life of what you have to do just to feel accomplished.
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Maddy, this is a website where we try to make each other laugh. If you’re not laughing then you probably shouldn’t come here anymore.
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Really? Its a site for laughs? Like how in this article. I bet Benitez is laughing real hard. Or CD? Yeah CD didnt seem to find it funny. Or L.N.? Or how you guys viciously attack Claire? Oh haha what a laugh.
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Maddy, thousands upon thousands of visitors to this site find it funny. The few who take it seriously are abused, yes, but they come to this site voluntarily so they pretty much deserve it. No one is holding a gun to their heads.
ChrisTwire is one of the funniest, most creatively genius sites on the interwebs.
Praise Click if you agree or log out and never return if you don’t.
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Erich Sean
July 7, 2012
5:04 pm
“”"Maddy, thousands upon thousands of visitors to this site find it funny. The few who take it seriously are abused, yes, but they come to this site voluntarily so they pretty much deserve it. No one is holding a gun to their heads.
ChrisTwire is one of the funniest, most creatively genius sites on the interwebs.”"”
This site May have started out that way
“but you and others encourage the Christian nutcases who flogged here”
Time and time again you could have reigned in some of the fundamentalist christian Nutcases but no you don’t. In fact you encourage them in their Spite and malice
If “YOU and other site staff members” truly believe what you say “Prove it” Clean up the STAFF Attitude
lambast the posters like me in fun. I don’t mind i assure you it can be a two way Verbal Joust So far i can give better than you lot. Reduce the Hate and Overwhelming Homophobia Sexist Racist STAFF Attitude and abuse to many of the other posters and we will also respond like wise.
Allow and encourage This Hate and overwhelming Homophobia Sexist Racist STAFF Attitude and Abuse and “Eventually this site will be Taken Down”.
There comes a point when Various authority’s will no longer accept the excuse of parody ect as Justification for the contents of this Site.
“TAKE NOTICE AND ACT BEFORE THIS SITE IS TAKEN DOWN”
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Just because someone takes the site seriously doesnt give you the right to humiliate them. No, no one deserves that. You think the teenagers with depression that you bully, are you saying its their fault for being hurt by your words? Are you saying its their fault for speaking out against this bullshit and being harassed by the sick fucks that find this funny?
Their may be thousands who think it’s funny but there are also thousands who find this offensive. And just because somone doesnt agree with your site and doesnt think its funny does NOT give you the right and make their life hell.
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“but you and others encourage the Christian nutcases who flogged here…”
aaaaaannnd that’s where you’re wrong. You still don’t get it.
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So tell me, Erich, just what kind of a grade are you looking to get on that Psych paper? I’D use it. This is exactly the type of “study” they look for. Hell, I thought about it last semester in my Psych class. Of course, my point of view would have been FAR different from yours. Mine would have been on “Online Bullying”. Yours would have been on “The Fine Art of Mental Manipulation and Torture”. You’re no GOOD at it, but it might get you a B.
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Maniac you keep on bringing up Psychology like it actually means something other than a fancy degree to flip burgers.
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Aww…did you have a couple of bad sessions with your……therapist and now you feel the need to lash out? See, that’s the problem. So many want “help” and yet, like yourself, many of those don’t like what they hear. I hope your next few go a little better. Try staying off the internet for a while. It’s starting to affect your thinking….more.
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Some of the stories may have been funny at one point. But unfortunately lately they’ve been sucking pretty hard at the funny category. To be honest they’ve been sucking just overall. Its more funny to watch Christians try and prove points ever so desperately and still fail at it. That’s why I come here.
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“Maddy, thousands upon thousands of visitors to this site find it funny. The few who take it seriously are abused, yes, but they come to this site voluntarily so they pretty much deserve it. No one is holding a gun to their heads.
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Amen! If you do not like it go away.
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You deduced all of that from just a sentence?
You seem to project much more than L&L does Maniac.
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A ex-atheist was being a real bitch near me today =)
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“You deduced all of that from just a sentence?”
No, but you’ve left plenty of other clues just laying around, Cartoon. I see you still haven’t caught on. Need a few more sessions still?
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“ChrisTwire is one of the funniest, most creatively genius sites on the interwebs.”
Some articles were funny. But really only some of them (mostly on the start, when i started to visit it). But lately they aren’t really funny anymore. There’s a line between funny and not funny. You did cross that line several times…
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You’re an asshole and you’re also disgusting.
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I love charades.
“You’re an asshole and you’re also disgusting.”
uhm,
Who is “Celestial Deth?”
Is that how this game works?
If any of you honestly think Stif is doing an admirable endeavor and that his “likes” are doing anything for disabilities or the less fortunate, then I can only pray for you and hope you suffer a stroke that doesn’t kill you, but make you smarter.
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I agree, the answer is “Celestial Deat”h. It seems to fit best.
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“and hope you suffer a stoke” good job proving your an asshole. And you were the one hating on the disabled so your in no right to point fingers.
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First of all, that isn’t how you play charades and I was referring to you Mark, because you’re a disgusting person.
I don’t give a shit about Stif whatever the fuck his name is. I can’t care less.
What bothers is me is the fact that you dragged me into this stupid hissy fit of an article and posted a disgusting picture and said that it was my bedroom. Not only have you suggested that I’m unsanitary, which that fucking is, and is gross, what the hell is wrong with you, I live with my parents, and you also suggested I’m a whore. So fuck you.
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Telling people that they should die or that they’re disgusting for having a disability isn’t going to help them out either, Fig Newton.
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The point is, Mr. Figs, who gives a shit what this young man posts or finds interesting to share with his facebook friends! It’s not hurting you, or anybody else, and furthermore, it’s not any of your business! You are obsessing on this kid… Why??! You mention his gay life-style over and over and display Stif’s wall posts, then you make very {intimately} insulting racist/gay slurs against him, right down to the shape of his #@%&-sucking lips…?
I am no psychologist, but it doesn’t take Dr. Freud to notice that there is a particularly focused fury in your tone as you pick apart this kid’s sexuality. Just sayin.
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CD I couldnt agree more.
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This is for you Mark
Enjoy
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Remember when you went crazy and started posting as all those fake accounts? Was that from the smell in your room?
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Remember when you caused someone to kill themselves because you harassed them and sent emails to the parents and faculty of their school?
Good times.
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Good times.
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No, but I do remember when Bruce was sexually harassing me and when decent people started to defend me you got pissed off and had a superiority complex and started accusing them of being me when you had no proof and no one believed you so you had a shit attack and started screaming at everyone.
I remember that.
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I remember that CD…Good times…I think…Wait…No, they weren’t that good of times…
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‘pick up the phone’
Looks like Claire and Lawrence are the same person after all! Laughing Out Loud!
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Why do you type laughing out loud when LoL means the same thing
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That was in complete diffrent context
Felton
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He’s too stupid to know what context is, Maddy.
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He must have missed that call, LN.
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All I hear is petulant whining and nothing to convince me that I was wrong. Run along and play with your anime, children
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That’s because you’re ignoring everything, you stupid bastard.
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As usual, only what you want to hear. (Plugging ears now.) LA-LA-LA…LA-LA-LA!!! Must be quite a tune you hum, Mr. Figs.
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Nope, you have yet to prove us wrong of proving right that you are wrong.
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I see so many butthurt people on here and all I can say is when I got to the picture of “Billy Corgan” I just about pissed myself from laughing.
If you are too stupid to understand the subtleties of the article, ie the mocking of facebook attention whores and not knocking the actual people these whores “like” then you probably should go back to facebook and leave this site.
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“That is 880 of OUR Christian children “liking” a status about a tiny, diseased “jalapeno popper.””
You have no proof all 880 people were “cristian children”.
“To be honest, he deserves more. He should of gotten his teeth kicked out. Because of his dumb Facebook name. And because he knows Stif Benitez. A beating is suffice enough to teach him a lesson about sucking on dongs and being a gayhomo. But he should of been hurt more for thinking that anyone would think his real name is “Angel Illuminati.””
So you would beat up a gay, just because he’s gay?
You’re so “christian”…..
““Stif liked Adalia Rose.” I’m sure Stif did “like” Adalia Rose. HINT: Adalia Rose is going to die in the next few years. She will die. She is going to be buried into the ground. She will rot and worms will eat her tiny little skull. That’s an unfortunate result of having Progeria. And guess what? Another person will be born with Progeria. And another. And another. “Celebrating” someone because they have a disorder isn’t sympathetic, it’s patronizing.”
We will all die 1 day….
I won’t comment on more. Will say just one last thing…
You don’t know that guy personaly and you’re not an expert on his life. So stop acting like you know everything about him.
And remember… dogs bark also on people, which they don’t know.
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This Stif Benidez really makes me feel ill, and shows modern society at its worst. How can anyone get 250,000 likes for posting some disingenuous nonsense about people they have never met and will never do anything to help? It’s exploitation at its purest, and too many internet users are too deluded to notice. “Pictures of starving children sell records” etc….
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So in other words, he’s just a dirty big Bono…
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Something like that, he’s the new little Bono.
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You’re just jelous because you don’t get so many likes there? lol
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I think all of this is a waste of time anyways. All of you should get a life.
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So this website is so stupid, stop criticizing people for what they do ! C’mon like grow up this is like high school, teenagers gossiping about each other ect ect bla bla, let them live, it’s their live not yours; live your life however you want to live it & let others do them ….. Everytime i hear someone criticize someone else i feel that they’re just talking shit because in a way they feel jealous, so you’re just wasting internet space like seriously grow ! start to mature & let other do them & you do you , HATERS THESE DAYS, U.U
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Wow…this is the first time I’ve ever actually agreed with an extremist modern Christian, even though he’s a homophobic fucking asshole who can’t even read the Bible properly. Ignoring the homophobic attacks (such as the “mushroom tattoo” statement) to Stif, I do agree that all likewhores need to leave.
And if you extremist Christians really think that anyone who disagrees with you is wrong and that the world’s attention need be fucking directed at you, you’re a fucking awful piece of shit. God is supposedly the all-forgiving and all-loving. If he’s really that loving and forgiving, he’ll forgive people for being gay, or disagreeing with you – you’re not the fucking pinnacle of the world. In your text, God should be. Seriously. You’re all fucking awful people. And if God ISN’T the all-forgiving like your text says, you’re all going to Hell. Tell me how Satan’s asshole tastes.
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Shut up.
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I’m surprised you didn’t edit that to something about that poster sucking your dick or whatever.
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How old are you? Lol
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