• Cat Lady Suicide More Likely: Science

    July 4, 2012 2:40 pm 228 comments

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    Even popular culture shows how cats damage a person’s psyche and can lead to various mood disorders.  Scientists are finally speaking out on this crucial subject.  Cats are dangerous and have no place in the human home, especially around women.

    I want to follow-up on this great report and reiterate:  cat lady suicide is more likely, because when you let cats in your home you are inviting Satan in himself.   Cats are of the devil:  I’ve taught this fact for many years and many of you readers have denied the truth.

    We’ve repeatedly told you that cats are evil and belong in animal shelters.  For every one stray cat that’s allowed to roam, Satan is that much closer to causing a hell on Earth.  Is it possible to wash a cat pure of sin:  no.  But we did try to teach you how to properly bathe a cat, so whatever shelter you take it to can dispose of it more quickly.

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    A litter of death.  Cats contain a deadly parasite that can attach to a human’s brainstem and ‘take control of the mind’.  New evolved forms of this parasite found in Egyptian cats even ‘changed the pitch of the host’s body, made the host violently psychotic and even made their eyes glow like that of a Satan, just like a cat’s eyes glow at night as your car approaches them in the street.’  University of Boffins

    The deadly parasite that infects 1/3 of all women with cats is called T. gondii.  It is a fusion pathogen, a combination of the nefarious gay bowel disease pathogen gonococci (Neisseria gonorrhoeae) and Ghandi infectious, a type of Indian-borne pathogen found in the Ganges River.  This parasite is deadly and instantly takes hold of the cat lady’s mind.  As put by one of the researchers:

    “Is the suicide attempt a direct effect of the parasite on the function of  the brain or an exaggerated immune response induced by the parasite affecting  the brain? We do not know. In fact, we have not excluded reverse causality as  there might be risk factors for suicidal behavior that also make people more  susceptible to infection with T. gondii. If we can identify a  causal relationship, we may be able to predict those at increased risk for  attempting suicide and find ways to intervene and offer  treatment.”

    One third of the world is currently infected with the parasite studied in the  cat lady suicide research.

    Read more at  http://www.inquisitr.com/269284/cat-lady-suicide-more-likely-study-says-cat-related-toxin-eyed/#YKmZjeIcjtjOHFkC.99

     

    “Is the suicide attempt a direct effect of the parasite on the function of  the brain or an exaggerated immune response induced by the parasite affecting  the brain? We do not know. In fact, we have not excluded reverse causality as  there might be risk factors for suicidal behavior that also make people more  susceptible to infection with T. gondii. If we can identify a  causal relationship, we may be able to predict those at increased risk for  attempting suicide and find ways to intervene and offer  treatment.”

    One third of the world is currently infected with the parasite studied in the  cat lady suicide research.

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