Cat Lady Suicide More Likely: Science

Adam Nelson
• ChristWire
July 4, 2012 2:40 pm228 comments

cat lady suicide risk

Even popular culture shows how cats damage a person’s psyche and can lead to various mood disorders.  Scientists are finally speaking out on this crucial subject.  Cats are dangerous and have no place in the human home, especially around women.

I want to follow-up on this great report and reiterate:  cat lady suicide is more likely, because when you let cats in your home you are inviting Satan in himself.   Cats are of the devil:  I’ve taught this fact for many years and many of you readers have denied the truth.

We’ve repeatedly told you that cats are evil and belong in animal shelters.  For every one stray cat that’s allowed to roam, Satan is that much closer to causing a hell on Earth.  Is it possible to wash a cat pure of sin:  no.  But we did try to teach you how to properly bathe a cat, so whatever shelter you take it to can dispose of it more quickly.

Mom Cat Takes Bullet For Kittens

A litter of death.  Cats contain a deadly parasite that can attach to a human’s brainstem and ‘take control of the mind’.  New evolved forms of this parasite found in Egyptian cats even ‘changed the pitch of the host’s body, made the host violently psychotic and even made their eyes glow like that of a Satan, just like a cat’s eyes glow at night as your car approaches them in the street.’  University of Boffins

The deadly parasite that infects 1/3 of all women with cats is called T. gondii.  It is a fusion pathogen, a combination of the nefarious gay bowel disease pathogen gonococci (Neisseria gonorrhoeae) and Ghandi infectious, a type of Indian-borne pathogen found in the Ganges River.  This parasite is deadly and instantly takes hold of the cat lady’s mind.  As put by one of the researchers:

“Is the suicide attempt a direct effect of the parasite on the function of  the brain or an exaggerated immune response induced by the parasite affecting  the brain? We do not know. In fact, we have not excluded reverse causality as  there might be risk factors for suicidal behavior that also make people more  susceptible to infection with T. gondii. If we can identify a  causal relationship, we may be able to predict those at increased risk for  attempting suicide and find ways to intervene and offer  treatment.”

One third of the world is currently infected with the parasite studied in the  cat lady suicide research.

Read more at  http://www.inquisitr.com/269284/cat-lady-suicide-more-likely-study-says-cat-related-toxin-eyed/#YKmZjeIcjtjOHFkC.99

 

“Is the suicide attempt a direct effect of the parasite on the function of  the brain or an exaggerated immune response induced by the parasite affecting  the brain? We do not know. In fact, we have not excluded reverse causality as  there might be risk factors for suicidal behavior that also make people more  susceptible to infection with T. gondii. If we can identify a  causal relationship, we may be able to predict those at increased risk for  attempting suicide and find ways to intervene and offer  treatment.”

One third of the world is currently infected with the parasite studied in the  cat lady suicide research.

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228 Comments

  • I don’t much about cats I will admit but based off your post history Adam and your intelligence I’m going to go ahead and say nothing you said was true. Maybe something you got off of the wiki but nothing else.

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    • Lift your game, P-Dawg. Adam linked to a news report about the study in his article.

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      • Passion Pitt

        Bareback rider
        “” NEWSFLASH CHRISTWIRE STAFF WRITER KEEPS PET CATS “”

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  • Is this a joke? I’m not totally grasping this. WHAT?!

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    • Cats are no joke, laura. They pose one of the greatest threats facing society today. That and “heroin sheik” fashion ads.

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      • Cats are awesome and pose no threat to society

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        • You’re awesome, O-Dawg, and society is better because of you! Have a blessed 4th of July!

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          • Pfft…I don’t do anything for society

            Here’s what annoys me, I brought up an idea to counter yours (You say cats harm society, while I said they don’t) and you ignored it and brought up some stupid point no one cares about.

            That along with the fact that anytime I insult you, you don’t care and you think half the things I say are jokes

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          • O is an important part of our future plans. These will benefit the American world. Never sell yourself short. For it is written.

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          • What future plans are you trying to include me in?

            Dosen’t matter anyway, you all seem too goody-two-shoes to the point where you’re all sticks in the mud. I have fun in the underbelly and revel in sin, so we don’t mix well

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          • I think you’ve been chosen O..

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        • Did you see all the reports that state otherwise. These vermin are destroying ecosystems and now are causing old women to commit suicide. I don’t know how an animal can be any more threatening than that.

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          • Reports? I’ve seen those crazy rants that you claim as reports…Those don’t count

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          • Toxoplasma in cat faeces also causes deadly birth defects, causes people to have more car accidents and even kills sea otters by making them more likely to be eaten by sharks.

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          • Wow, ex. You really went through that whole Wiki- page, didn’t you? You and Mr. Nelson failed to mention where the cats GET the parasite, predominantly vermin. I think I would rather have a few cats around when things REALLY hit the fan. Rats tend to carry many more infectious diseases than any cat. I’m thinking that I would rather have cats than rats. Anyone else?

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          • Mainiac, you’re just being contrarian, aren’t you?

            People don’t get toxo from rats; they get it from cats.

            Most people try to keep their houses free of rats. Millions of people actually choose to live with toxo-riddled cats.

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          • “People don’t get toxo from rats; they get it from cats.”

            I don’t believe I claimed they did, Gelding. I said the cats get it from the rats. Go ahead. Get rid of all the cats. When they’ve all been “eradicated”, the rats will run rampant. People are going to get bitten. People WILL get toxo from it’s original source then. So, I do repeat…

            “You and Mr. Nelson failed to mention where the cats GET the parasite, predominantly vermin.”

            “Mainiac, you’re just being contrarian, aren’t you?”

            Nope. Just supplying “neglected” facts.

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          • You’re trying to shift the blame for from cats to rats. People don’t get it from rats; they get it from cats.

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          • “You’re trying to shift the blame for from cats to rats.”

            …and ZING!! Right over your head again, Gelding. I’m NOT trying to shift the blame from either. I’m TRYING to point out to you what would be left if you eliminate the cats. I’m thinking that if you had YOUR way, extermination is going to be an EXTREMELY lucrative field. Who’d a thunk it?

            (The bench is calling you to SIT DOWN!)

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        • I like cats. Oh no, does that mean I’m going to hell because I have brain parasites or something? I’m not quite sure because this article was so full of idiocy that I could practicly feel my IQ dropping as I read it. I felt a lot better after I got off the site though

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      • Good Lord, Erich. There are now heroin sheiks? We really do need to reexpand our drug war into all the terror nations.

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        • Uriel Kafziel

          Terror Nations? that is as racist as any comment I can imagine. You also assume it is your place to interfere with other countries. that is americas problem. Americas aren’t the police men of the world.

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      • and christian pose a great threat tof reedom in the entire world so what is your Point ?

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      • The herald of the Dark Brotherhood

        I will tell all of you shit spouting Christians right now, your religion will end. Sithis shall claim your souls and you shall serve him eternally in the void.

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      • Passion Pitt

        “” NEWSFLASH CHRISTWIRE STAFF WRITER KEEPS PET CATS “”

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  • Cats are not evil and there is no dealdy parasite…. You’re just an idiot…

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    • Except there is a cat parasite.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii

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      • there is a christian parasite too called “stupidity” so your point is ?

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        • Or are you the stupid one…? For not realizing that this is the funniest website EVER.

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      • And where does it say it’s deadly for a human?

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    • 36, you giant galah, just because you haven’t heard of something doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

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      • “36, you giant galah…”

        I see you’re still stuck in the Aussie zone. If you’re going to call someone a fool, just come right out and say it. (I’m pretty sure you weren’t calling 36 a cockatoo.)

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        • No, I called him a galah. Because he’s a giant, flaming galah.

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          • You really should have stuck with French. Aussie doesn’t suit you. Take the translator off your book marks, Gelding.

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          • You really are a drongo.

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          • “You really are a drongo.”

            …and again with the wiki-pages. You’re getting VERY good at it, Gelding. Sorry to disappoint you, but my family name is not Dicruridae and we do not come from Africa, Asia OR Australia. You really need to get rid of that English to Australian translator link. It’s getting…yawn…boring.

            (If you were intending to use “drongo” as a slam, that usage is only in the “Urban Dictionary”. It’s a slang. Good effort though, Gelding.)

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          • Sigh. Mainiac, I’ll let you in on a little secret. I am Australian.

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          • I’ll let you in on another little secret, Gelding. I DON’T CARE!! An insult (or at least an ATTEMPT at one) in ANY language is still an insult.

            (The bench is all warmed up for you.)

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          • Mainiac, if you crave respect so much you should at least admit where you’re mistaken.

            You were saying that I wasn’t Australian. Now that you know that I am you’re saying that that wasn’t your point. But it was your whole point.

            It does not seem as though you are arguing in good faith.

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          • “Mainiac, if you crave respect so much you should at least admit where you’re mistaken.”

            Unlike you, when I’m wrong I DO admit it.

            “You were saying that I wasn’t Australian.”

            I never said that. I wasn’t arguing that “weren’t” ANYTHING. It was you who decided to let me “in on a little secret”.

            “Now that you know that I am you’re saying that that wasn’t your point.”

            …and I stand by that. I DON’T care that you’re Australian.

            “But it was your whole point.”

            No, but nice try anyway. While I DON’T care that you’re Australian, I DO care that you seem to find pleasure in using various languages to insult people. Until you chose to share your “little secret”, all you were was a Gelding with a translator and a “need” to (hopefully) insult people in a language they (hopefully) won’t understand.

            “It does not seem as though you are arguing in good faith.”

            I’m not arguing at all. I thought what this was was a debate (or in your case a fact finding case).

            How can you stand up after you do all that twisting and spinning? I would think you’d be quite dizzy by now.

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          • Transparently false.

            You said: “You really need to get rid of that English to Australian translator ”

            You clearly thought I wasn’t Australian and you were chiding me for using Australian slang because you thought I wasn’t Australian.

            You can wriggle around all you like, but you are hoist with your own petard.

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          • “You said: “You really need to get rid of that English to Australian translator ””

            Yes I did and with your insistence on insulting people in ANY language but English (as I said, in hopes of confusing them), that was a valid statement.

            “You clearly thought I wasn’t Australian…”

            Not true. I “clearly” didn’t think you were ANYTHING (until you chose to share your “little secret”.

            “…you were chiding me for using Australian slang…”

            Now THAT I’ll admit. Well, in a fashion. I was chiding you for using Australian slang to INSULT people.

            “…because you thought I wasn’t Australian.”

            I don’t believe that, up until your “little secret”, ANYONE knew you were Australian.

            “You can wriggle around all you like, but you are hoist with your own petard.”

            See, now there you go again. I haven’t damaged my debate. I’ve stayed true to the topic. You? (Who’s the one doing the “wriggling”?)

            (bench)

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          • You do realise that Australians speak English, don’t you?

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          • “You do realise that Australians speak English, don’t you?”

            Yes I do. But, apparently YOU don’t. Australian slang is just that, Australian “slang”. I doubt the MAJORITY of English speaking people know Australian “slang”. So either speak so that EVERYONE knows what you’re saying or stop using Australian “slang” (or any OTHER language) to insult people. Better yet……

            (sit down)

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      • “36, you giant galah, just because you haven’t heard of something doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.”

        exbrony… just because you did hear about “homogays” it doesn’t mean it does exist.
        Now who’s the galah?

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  • Passion Pitt

    You forgot to mention that this parasitic protozoa is usualy passed on to Cats by the Sodomising of them by Devoted Christians who with their Dwarven Dick’s cannot actualy fuck women

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  • I don’t care what you say about cats…I shall soon have one! :P

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    • Damn it…I forgot that emoticons trigger the moderation…

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      • It is shameful that somone condemn clicked your comment. I will ask that the logs be checked to find out who did it.

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        • You do know I couldn’t care less about the praise/condemn clicks? It’s the Internet…it’s a guarantee that someone out there won’t like your opnion

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  • Passion Pitt

    Christian Dad
    “” Son You need to fuck some Pussy “”

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  • Wow!!! What a nutcase.

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  • You Adam are a moron! This article is not based on any type of scientific fact other than the fact that their fecal matter may contain Toxoplasma gondii parasite. The rest of your article is pure garbage probably based on nothing more than your own personal hatred for cats. I am a woman and have cats my whole life. There is absolutely no basis in the Bible, nor in Christianity that states cats are evil incarnate and instruments of the devil. Perhaps we should destroy all animals and vegetables in general because they too are potential carriers of this parasite. Considering, research also uncovered that it can be found in meat and vegetables, and as we know people don’t always wash or cook their food properly. Get your head on straight as well as your facts before you post such disgusting and ridiculous garbage. However considering the other smut you have on your website here, I am not surprised.

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    • Hi, Melinda! I don’t hate cats, I just want to help remove every stray from the streets.

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      • Which is why you spray cold water onto cats, you throw them into backpacks and leave them in your garage, and why you were so giddy at the thought of someone killing a cat that you brought in.

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        • Euthanized is the word you want, not killing.

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          • That is still killing you sick fuck.

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          • adam … can I euthanize you and all your cultwire folks ? after all it’s not “killing” by your logic so there would not be any problem ?

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  • Mr. Nelson: I must comment on your article. I don’t understand how you can print such hateful words and cause good people to become fearful unnecessarily.

    Cats were created by the same loving God that created all life. I believe that they, like all the other species, are here for a good reason.

    My experience with cats and other domesticated animals has always been positive. They offer a source of comfort and love that is much different and sometimes even more rewarding than the love humans can provide. In my humble opinion, the animal world seems purer – and closer to God than we are.

    I feel that if there was any negativity or anything resembling Satan in the cat, I would become aware of that. The fact is, whenever I have thought I am seeing evil, it has always emanated from a human being – never an animal.

    The Denmark study did not mention that the parasite taxoplasmosis can also infect humans when they eat raw or undercooked meat. Additionally, not all cats are infected with this parasite. If one currently is the owner-guardian of a pet cat, and that cat does not go outside and dig in the dirt, or eat wild prey, there is nothing to worry about.

    To prevent any disease or infection, the statement that our mothers and doctors have told us for years still holds true: wash your hands with soap and water – frequently.

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    • Yes, and most cats are stray or are allowed to go outside. Some kindly old woman may take them in, or a kid may pet one in a park. Once infected, always infected. Thus, we must be vigilant and make sure every single stray cat is removed from the streets. Even if it has on a collar, it is a stray if it’s not leashed and under control of an owner. Until we become that vigilant, this horrible disease will continue to haunt every female as a possibility.

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    • “In my humble opinion, the animal world seems purer – and closer to God than we are.”

      Have you ever seen a wildebeest tripping over its own entrails while trying to get up a mudbank with a crocodile gnawing on its arse? Nature is a goddamn abattoir.

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      • Um, have you ever seen a wildebeest beating another wildebeest senseless simply because it was a different color? i think rob was simply trying to say that animals aren’t consumed by evil, like many, many humans unfortunately are.

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  • this is a radical bible-thumping website! you are NUTS for thinking a cat killed this woman….MAYBE there was an actual REASON in her life for commiting suicide….gee, i bet you never thought of THAT before, huh?

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    • Did you even read the article?

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      • You made up shit just because you hate cats and you want them dead.

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      • “Did you even read the article?”

        Yup. Does the word “plagiarism” mean anything to you, Doc? One should NEVER use verbatim statements or excerpts from another writers work without giving them THEIR credit. You pretty much just used what was said by the original author and elaborated and twisted it for your own use. Tsk, tsk, Doc. Shame on you.

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  • Are you insane? Let’s just take our beliefs back 500 years. Cats are NOT Satan, they are simply loving giving creatures. This article is ridiculous and you are spouting off nonsense. Good God, all animals have glowing eyes, due to different eye composition from ours, this does not mean they are possessed by Satan. You, Sir are a fear mongerer and a nutcase. If anything, kitties prevent people from committing suicide by their unconditional love, something humans are incapable of. What an idiot.

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    • It’s well documented that when cats were the ‘preferred’ pet in ancient Egypt, those who owned them would be seen with ‘glowing eyes’ and the like. They were likely infected with a demon or parasite with bioluminescence, in either case, it’s dangerous.

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      • No, you’re just making shit up (like always) because you have an irrational hatred for cats. What, did your mother love cats more than you?

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        • Egyptian civilization perished because the embraced the feline. Once proud pyramid builders, they fell because of these cats. Now look at them. The pyramids are all in shambles. They even needed Caucasians to repair the sphinx for them.

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          • Country Girl

            Did the Egyptian not also worship other SHIT (Frogs and a shit load of crap???) They were unGodly people (just like Adam Nelson and the rest of the world) may I add that Israel has sinned repeatedly, and they are Gods chosen ones. So excuse me for having 3 cats and being a CHRISTIAN WOMAN (I know, a difficult concept, right) You S-O-B’s need a padded cell with pretty white fabric, all soft, pretty and warm cause your mother didnt give a shit about you. Perhaps get a Bible and read about the Chaldeans, Assyrians, Canaanites and everything else and add up their evilness compared to Gods gift to life who rids us of rats, (who carry life threatening emidemics that kill ALOT of people.) And also look at the Mexican drug cartels, getting shot for the drugs and dying because of them. (Add DWI & DUIs)
            What sickens me the most is, look at all the wars, all the deaths( my grand father survived the world wars) and we are sitting here starting a war becuase we cant get along!!!!!!!! OH I KNOW, IT WASNT A SERPENT WHO TOLD EVE TO SIN, IT WAS A CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OH,GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! You people are sick fucking bastards. Hope I never find you because i will put you in a jail cell to rot and if i dont, God will have his vengence.

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        • Both of my parents are no longer with us. Why don’t you have a heart and keep this conversation to the topic at hand.

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          • Country Girl

            Have a heart your self.

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          • You want to kill people for no reason other than to satisfy your blood-lust and you torture kittens for fun, clearly you lack a heart.

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          • Claire, the things you say are offensive. So Richard and Janet are fair game?

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          • Lol, seriously? You dont know? What about “I hope you die in a grease fire.”

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          • Passion Pitt

            “Fair game”
            as the lady said
            “Until you learn that the things YOU say tend to be incredibly offensive to many groups of people,”
            also your grandparents and children for for the same reason.

            Treat others as you wish to be treated yourself

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          • So are you starting with the whole he did it first defense? If we were to tally all the things you have posted here, would daddy be proud Claire?

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          • Oh poor Claire.

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      • “It’s well documented that when cats were the ‘preferred’ pet in ancient Egypt, those who owned them would be seen with ‘glowing eyes’ and the like.”

        If it is so well documented, then where’s the proof? I know I’d LOVE to see that one. We’re talking “ancient” Egypt here, Doc. That would be “stories” from 3000 to 6000 years old. Still, I’d like to see this “documentation”. Links, please.

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  • this so called man have nothing to do with followers of God so don insult Gods ppl………..thank you.

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    • Could you repeat that in “adult” please? Thank you.

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      • MaddySevenfold

        Dont be a smartass you understood what gu said.

        But knowing you… gu meant “This so called ‘man’ has nothing to do with christianity, so don’t insult God’s people… thank you.”

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        • Excellent, you speak ‘tard as well! You might turn out to be useful after all, Maddy!

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          • MaddySevenfold

            What the fuck ever, man.

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          • Major FAIL on that statement, Erich. Way to diss the mentally impaired.

            (loser)

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          • Hey Maniac, I know this might sound strange, but hear me out, hear me out…

            Could you please scold me like your mother would?

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          • “Could you please scold me like your mother would?”

            You are a sick and twisted individual, Erich. I’d prefer to scold you the way my late father would. He was the one in charge of meting out the “physical” punishment. What YOU need is a good, solid, “you need this” spanking. Most unruly and rude “children” could use at least one. ;)

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  • Do you know how many animals carry parasites, ALL; including humans and we need them to be alive in our bodies (parasites), but in a moderate and certain amount . If cats are from hell ; I don’t want to know where are humans like you are from ?

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    • We don’t need parasites. They are by definition detrimental to the host. We do, however, need symbiotic microorganisms.

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    • plem-plem-planet maybe??

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  • MaddySevenfold

    Someone hates pussy…

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  • What the…. ok. Is this a Christian site? Like… really? If so, where is the Scripture to back up that cats are of Satan. This is just silly talk and a waste of time. I am unbelievably sickened by the TRASH on this site and the fact that the name of Christ is thrown on here. Just… wow.

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  • Cats are vermin. SIMPLE. There is but one thing to do with vermin. I think Bro. Billings had the right idea:
    http://christwire.org/2011/06/can-cat-meat-solve-the-worlds-hunger-problem/

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    • Bit disturbing but I realize now that its something you would do. I’m surprised mental hospitals allow for internet access though. Weird. But I guess good on ya for finding one that does susan

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    • Country Girl

      Fuck off assholes.

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    • Okay, Susie, think on this. Despite the fact that eating cats is a sickening thought, why would you eat them if they carry the virus? Duh…mad cow. (HA!! A double entendre.) The very thought of the pandemic you could cause from cross-contamination staggers the mind.

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      • Toxo is a bacterium, not a virus.

        Mad cow is a prion disease.

        Neither are viruses.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    I feel so sorry for Claire’s imminent suicide now. I wish that I could have saved her from her cat fetish. I will be praying for her extra hard now.

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  • Wer hat denn dir ins Hirn gekackt du Armer???? Vielleicht Satan?

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    • Passion Pitt

      er scheißt in seine eigene Hand dann isst es als gewidmeter Gastgeber er trinkt seinen eigenen spearm

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      • You really know how to charm the ladies, don’t you?

        Eva, please accept my apologies on behalf of the entire male gender.

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  • Wow I’m not sure why I wandered into this travesty of human intellect. I wish I could say that this is funny and get a good laugh, however I think the author is serious. Which just makes me sad, and feel sorry for the human population.

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  • Country Girl

    Eva, what did you say? This is Bing Traslator.
    Who has gekackt for you in the brain you poor? Maybe Satan?
    I am 3/4 German and can’t figure out what you said. my great aunt from Germany sends half German half English letters. I would like to know what you said.

    Ich freue mich auf eine Antwort Eva, vielen Dank.

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    • Passion Pitt

      IM Translator 4.16 used
      Wer hat denn dir ins Hirn gekackt du Armer???? Vielleicht Satan?
      Who has shitted then to you in the brain you pauper???? Maybe Satan?

      my Reply
      er scheißt in seine eigene Hand dann isst es als gewidmeter Gastgeber er trinkt seinen eigenen spearm
      he shits in his own hand then it eats as a dedicated host he drinks his own spearm

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  • Again cats = good your hell hounds = evil

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  • Hog wash! I’m a cat person, and I’ve never even considered kililng myself, because of having even one cat.

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  • This website is nuttier than squirrel turds. A cat is just another creature created by God. I am Christian and have had cats all of my life.My eyes haven’t turned red,my head hasn’t spun round 360 degrees,and I haven’t shot hellfire outta my ass. There is indeed evil out there,and this apparent animosity towards one of our Creators innocent creatures is a blatent manifestation of it.

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  • cookiemunster5050

    So uh, “new evolved forms of this parasite”? Thought you Christians didn’t believe in evolution? Oh snap, was that a contradiction to your beliefs? I think it was.

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  • Agreed, Claire! That one was awesome.

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  • Now you’re just making things up. I’ve never threatened to throw your cats in the ‘back of a truck’.

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  • Awesome? That is sick, disgusting and wrong. But of course, you just love those kind of things don’t you Eichy Seen?

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  • “That is sick, disgusting and wrong.”

    It was also a classic!

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  • MaddySevenfold

    Actually Adam, no you don’t. If an animal is causing you no harm and is on the streets then you have no rights. If the cat was to actually attack you (which a domestic cat won’t) then you can use self defense but if the cat is minding its own buisness and you harm it in any way it is considered animal cruelty.

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  • Throwing a cat in the back of a truck would be a waste of time. They would simply jump out and bite some child.

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  • “Cats don’t just go around attacking people, dipshit.”

    Claire, it sound like you’ve never seen My Cat From Hell on Animal Planet.

    http://animal.discovery.com/tv/my-cat-from-hell/

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  • Here in Austria people like those are gently put in a white jacket and taken care of for the rest of their life. And you poor Americans have to have them living among you???

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  • In Austria they lock up cat owners in psych hospitals? That’s my kind of country!

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  • Austrians seem so pure.

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  • Mr. Weisz, you and ex are hilarious. BUT, that was a really bad attempt at spinning a post. Do try harder next time.

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  • “Nowhere in there did I threaten to throw cats in the back of a truck. Your credibility is completely destroyed.”

    She corrected herself later, because you DID threaten to kidnap and kill her cats.

    “As for the rest of my article here, there is proof that this is happening to old women who were friendly to cats at some point in their lives.”

    There are also people who claim to be Christians who hate everyone (you and this site, for example).

    “I’d think you would say, “Thanks” for all we are doing to help spread the word. We are helping future Claire not have psych issues.”

    You’re telling nothing but nasty lies, and editing information just because your ego is constantly needing reassurance.

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  • ““Cats don’t just go around attacking people, dipshit.”

    Claire, it sound like you’ve never seen My Cat From Hell on Animal Planet.

    http://animal.discovery.com/tv/my-cat-from-hell/

    I just saw a video of it. Tell me where the hell did the cat attack people?

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  • That was one small promo video. Cats frequently attack people in the show.

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  • “That was one small promo video. Cats frequently attack people in the show.”

    Proof?

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  • Lol, I got to praise click twice. Double the fire!

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  • Brock Sinclair Brock Sinclair

    Proof that Claire is an infected cat owner. You’re so violent Claire. Why so much hate?

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  • That’s not very nice to say about a good doctor and a man of God.

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  • Nowhere in there did I threaten to throw cats in the back of a truck. Your credibility is completely destroyed.

    As for the rest of my article here, there is proof that this is happening to old women who were friendly to cats at some point in their lives. I’d think you would say, “Thanks” for all we are doing to help spread the word. We are helping future Claire not have psych issues.

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  • Kidnap is inaccurate. Remove a pest from the street is more accurate.

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  • There is no need to question the truth, Claire.

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  • If a cat is in the street it can attack me. If you had your cat on a leash, I would trust you. But if I see a stray cat, it’s a life or death, fight or flight situation. I think stand your ground laws apply to cats.

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  • They are wild animals and unpredictable. They scare me and thus, I choose to stand my ground if a cat confronts me.

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  • A cat is a wild animal, anyway you want to cut it.

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  • I have every right to defend myself from a wild animal.

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  • Who, Adam? He’s a sick fuck, and if he knew the first thing about being a doctor, he wouldn’t be doing any of the shit he does now.

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  • Passion Pitt

    Yeh he don his internship under the tutelage of Dr Josef Rudolf Mengele

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  • Claire, I have to request an individual comment be checked to find out who clicked it.
    What comment would you like me to check? You self-praise clicking spinster.

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  • Passion Pitt

    they adjust the counters on certain posts to suit themselves and favor their own opinion’s

    you can confirm this by using Google Cache

    they can’t fuck around with Google Cache

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  • “they adjust the counters on certain posts to suit themselves and favor their own opinion’s”

    LOL, really?

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  • No, those sentences are fine. I have been told the unadulterated screenshot will contain personal information about you. Is that ok?

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  • IP, email, and shoe size.

    And the sentences are fine.

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  • “You self-praise clicking spinster.”

    Huh. I don’t know about anyone else, but I can’t click on EITHER on my own posts. I’m almost positive no one else can either. Otherwise, you could sit there and just click away until your post becomes………a “hot discussion”.

    “And the sentences are fine.”

    No. It’s still ONE sentence, Mr. Weisz.

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  • It is possible to self-praise click yourself. Claire has been here longer then you and knows it is possible.

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  • Passion Pitt

    Just as its possible that you practice Self Abuse Aug you old wanker

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  • At least by your silence on the topic, you admitted the “sentences” were a “sentence”, Mr. Weisz.

    Oh and I still don’t believe they allow “self-clicking”. Maybe for the staff. Now THAT I’ve seen. (Sorry. Too many years on the staff of four different forums [including two administrator positions] and a knowledge of “back-of-the-house” workings.)

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  • Passion Pitt

    wanker Weisz wont supply the info he will just quietly move on to another trash article that he is probably Sleezing together

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  • “wanker Weisz wont supply the info he will just quietly move on to another trash article that he is probably Sleezing together”

    I sent a email requesting the info like 30 minutes ago.

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  • “At least by your silence on the topic, you admitted the “sentences” were a “sentence”, Mr. Weisz.

    Oh and I still don’t believe they allow “self-clicking”. Maybe for the staff. Now THAT I’ve seen. (Sorry. Too many years on the staff of four different forums [including two administrator positions] and a knowledge of “back-of-the-house” workings.)”

    Sentence is still fine.
    The gays that Claire hates posted a working solution to self praise click. Claire does it all the time.

    Once while visiting the headquarters we ran a query where
    If exist post originator=Claire
    And
    If exist affirmation = Claire
    We had over one thousand posts!

    So back to how you can do it. It was outlined here in the comments. http://christwire.org/2011/02/dancing-with-the-stars-season-12-cast-revealed/

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  • “What comment would you like me to check? You self-praise clicking spinster.”

    Finally realized what sentence everyone is arguing about…August, when adding an insult to a question like you did…You keep the insult in the question…Conclusion: no, your sentence isn’t grammatically correct

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  • “So back to how you can do it.”

    I’m not even going to waste my time. I don’t care how to do it. I’m not concerned with what my “rating” is, Mr. Weisz.

    “Conclusion: no, your sentence isn’t grammatically correct”

    Thank you, O. Maybe three people pointing out his grammatical error will finally drive it home. I have noticed that the “resident editor”, the Gelding, hasn’t said a word. Huh. Wonder why? Not allowed to correct your elders, Gelding?

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  • Everyone knows you praise click yourself. We have all seen proof of it at get-togethers. Your lies only make your father sad.

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  • Thanks O. You are correct

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  • Claire, admitting you have a problem is the first step.

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  • Claire was right first…

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  • “No, those sentences are fine.”

    “And the sentences are fine.”

    “Sentence is still fine.”

    O said, “Conclusion: no, your sentence isn’t grammatically correct.”

    “Thanks O. You are correct” (Note there is no period. Mr. Weisz’s doing. Not mine.)

    So I suppose Mr. Weisz is correct, Claire.

    “…admitting you have a problem is the first step.”

    He finally admitted it to O and even gave us a bonus by PROVING he has a problem with his grammar.

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  • Or it could be dinner. Of course more posts to collect for our Claire book to send to employers and family.

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  • “Thank you, Ouroboros.”

    No problem Claire…Just giving credit where credit is due…

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  • Ok, you talk to Jan and I will talk to Richard.

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  • “Of course more posts to collect for our Claire book to send to employers and family” Is this even a complete sentence?

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  • On TV I have, several times.

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  • Claire, why do you call Brother Dan “Donkey boy”? Is it because he has a large thingy?

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  • Heh-heh…wiki…..something.

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  • Potato. Potahto. As you are so fond of saying, Gelding, you missed the point of my post. Nice attempt at changing the topic though……again. It still does not negate the fact that Susie is trying to promote the eating of the very creatures that carry toxo.

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  • Claire, are you claiming that toxo is not a bacterium and that vCJD is not a prion disease?

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  • Claire doesn’t understand basic Science ex, In her trade school they focused on nap-time and paper-Mache animal creation.

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  • Lol I did those for you. Tyson said you wouldn’t call out each one, but you did. He owes me 5 moral points.

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  • “if you don’t want to sound like an arrogant know-it-all, you should start citing your sources.”

    *citation needed*

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  • Because Pony Boy is trying to derail the conversation, like he always is.

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  • “Because Pony Boy is trying to derail the conversation, like he always is.”

    So true, L.N. Too many cartoons, me thinks.

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  • “Why the fuck is a citation needed for that?”

    Why did you demand citations for the simple, well-known facts that toxo is a bacterium and vCJD a prion disease?

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  • “You just want to appear smart.”

    HA!! That is SO true, Claire. The key word being “appear”.

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  • Is that between cartoons, Gelding?

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  • Passion Pitt

    “my reply was aimed at Bruce Moron Danus”
    Not “EVA”
    As i know and expect eva understood
    Thanks Claire

    Still i expect Bareback boy understood that and just wanted to twist things as usual
    if eva had misunderstood which i believe she did not. because she has intelligence she would have replied.

    As a side note it was probably too sophisticated and intellectual for Bruce Moron Danus as he did not reply and the reason for that is
    Bareback boy You need to pull your dick out of moron’s mouth so moron can reply !!!

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  • …and acts like a jackass.

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