• Cats… The Latest Public Health Threat & What You Need to Know

    July 31, 2012 10:11 pm 63 comments
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  • By Billy Ray Sunday


    <chris†wire> Cats have always fascinated man. Throughout history cats have been the subject of legend and lore. Black cats have been associated with bad luck and death. Man first domesticated the cat as a “mouser” whose job was to keep mice out of food stores. In the same way Eve failed mankind in the Garden of Eden, it no doubt had to be a woman who failed man by bringing a cat into the home.

    Women are the weaker sex and it’s their natural insecurity, thanks to Eve’s original sin, that makes them vulnerable to suggestion, that gives them low self-esteem and drives them to gain the acceptance of others. So strong is this insatiable hunger for approval that women started feeding cats to lure them closer to the house. Then they let them into the house.

    Women imagined befriending one of these disease ridden, filthy rodents selfishly hoping to fulfill their wanton desires to be liked. Secretly deep down in the persona of all women is what psychologist and scientist refer to as “Eve’s Flaw.” Eve’s Flaw is a catch-all term professionals use to describe a woman’s vulnerabilities, their obsession for approval, their desperate need for affirmation and issues of low self-esteem. Many times Eve’s Flaw is credited in cases of depression, hypertension, and Munchausen’s Syndrome.

    Do You Have a Kitty-Crapper in Your Home?

    Airborne Particles from the Cat’s Toilet is no Different

    Then the Cat Defecating in Your Child’s Mouth!

    And once the cat was inside the home so was disease, insects, dead maggot covered rodents the cat killed and left for you to see, and their urine and feces because cats refuse to go outdoors, proving two points. First, cats are retards. Any animal that craps in its own nest is retarded. Two, woman are so insecure in short order they became the cats personal servant. That’s why you have a kitty-crapper inside your house. Personally any animal that poisons it own well water should be shot. Its both humane and responsible.

    Or as we now know from recent news, these kitty-crapper’s that always smell like a brisk spring morning, are also filled with disease and microscopic bugs that become airborne within 8 hours of the cat taking a dump. Are there wild mice or rats in your home? No. Then the cat should be outside too! And throw out the cat food! Cats don’t need people to feed them. They eat what they catch just as God made them too.

    A Typical American House Cat… Domestication is Abuse!

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    Rev. Billy Ray Rev. Billy Ray Sunday is 3rd generation preacher. He lives in Forkland, AL and is a journalist for chrisTwire.com.

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