CEO of the Jim Hensen Company Betrays Fundamental Christianity, Severs All Ties to Chick Fil-A

• ChristWire
July 30, 2012 4:11 am29 comments

The CEO of the Jim Hensen company Lisa Henson severed all ties to the funamental Christian company known as Chic-fil-A and stated “we are big supporters of the gays getting married” she then went on to explain that as a supporter of equal rights, all women in the Jim Hensen company will be provided with a lifetime supply of Shewee urinating devices so they would no longer have to sit to urinate.

Does this really surprise anyone? This is a company that has as a mascot an obviously homosexual animal also know as big flaming homo bird. They obviously support interspecies marriage, I mean how can a pig and a frog even attempt to consumate a marriage? I mean do pigs even lay eggs for the male to fertilize?  The thought of that alone makes me vomit in my mouth a little bit.

The Count Count alone has helped turn countless numbers of our innocent childre into BVB listening, Team Alfred loving, Twilight watching elmosexuals.


Has Lisa Hensen set a future of scissoring cow muppets and visions of backside beefcake patties for the future of American children’s entertainment? If traditional muppets become like we see here, the answer is yes.

I myself knew that they had gone too far when they invented Barney to teach children about loving others even if they are different.

Another Bone I have to pick is how angry Jim Hensen inc made me when they got rid of Mobius from the Electric Company.

Lisa Henson went on to explain during her press conference that all monies recieved from Chic-fil-A previously would be donated to MOCEG, also known as Making Our Children Extremely Gay, a radical left wing group that actively goes to locations children congregate and recruits them to be gay. Lisa Hensen ended the press conference by praying for Satan to get rid of all Christians and invited photographers to take pictures of her urinating whilst standing.

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29 Comments

  • Passion Pitt

    Another Article from Mr Plagiarizer
    Hip hip horay
    whats the matter “BOY” Not man enough to reply to my accusation in that story you basically plagiarized from my post.

    Ok now Chose which identity your going to use to attack me with in your Reply.

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    • Sean Peterson

      I know not to whom you are referring, but again as in every previous post I have seen from you, you are wrong.

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      • PeePee thinks he is owed copyright royalties because somebody once used a picture he posted in a comment.

        PeePee didn’t take the picture himself, of course. He just wants credit for being a special little snowflake.

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        • “He just wants credit for being a special little snowflake.”

          …and you already ARE a “special little snowflake” on here, Gelding. (Well, a flake, at least.)

          What I’d like to see is some links to the statements that Lisa Henson “purportedly” made.

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  • Well done, Mr. Peterson. This…..”article” shows that you most DEFINITELY belong on the writing staff here.

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  • Gays scare me.

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    • Passion Pitt

      August Weisz
      July 30, 2012
      3:08 pm

      Gays scare me. Then you should be Scarred to look in the mirroe

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    • You relgiion i mean cult scare’s me I do see gays writing books about killing and having sex all the time.

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  • Jim Henson didn’t create Barney

    You just made MOCEG up…They are actually giving the money to GLAAD

    And the rest of your “article” is just nonsense…

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    • Sean Peterson

      GLAAD, MOCEG, whats the difference? It is people living a deviant lifestyle trying to grab us by the backs of our heads and shove it down our throats.

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      • “GLAAD, MOCEG, whats the difference?”

        Quite a bit since you made one of those up.

        “It is people living a deviant lifestyle trying to grab us by the backs of our heads and shove it down our throats.”

        How? Are they trying to make you gay? All gay people want to do is get married to their partner.

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        • Sean Peterson

          The problem is marriage is an act between a man and a woman. that is it. By taking what is best described as a civil union and calling it “marriage” doesn’t elevate the civil union, it cheapens marriage.

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          • Marriage has only been about love for a rather recent period of time, and even to this day in America, is occasionally for business. The idea that you marry someone you love wasn’t an idea that existed way back when. Back during the biblical era, women were property and were used to make babies and cook and clean. A man just paid her father some money, maybe a pig or two, and now he had his baby-maker and house keeper for the rest of his life.

            Not only that, but the bible never really states that homosexuality is a sin. A fact I came across recently was another interpretation of what Leviticus said, that a man shouldn’t treat another man like he does a woman, since women were not of equal status to men. The whole idea that ‘homosexuality is bad’ is nothing but a bunch of bullshit made up by homophobic assholes who decided to manipulate the bible one day because a neighbor of theirs was gay and they hated them with a passion.

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        • Sean Peterson

          If you had a special interest group that decided lead is a metal just like gold is a metal and then pushed and bullied everyone else to recognize that lead was as valuable as gold, lead wouldn’t become more valuable but gold would lose its value as soon as this occured.

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          • You’re trying to compare emotions to value. Gold is more valuable than lead because it’s found in smaller quantities. Marriage happens nowadays because two people love each other. Who are you to tell someone else that they can’t marry the person they love? Even if your branch of christianity says homosexuality is bad, why the hell should they or anyone else care if they aren’t christian?

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          • Passion Pitt

            “” MORON”"

            If you had a special interest group that decided lead is a metal just like gold is a metal and then pushed and bullied everyone else to recognize that lead was as valuable as gold, lead wouldn’t become more valuable but gold would lose its value as soon as this occured.

            lead is a metal, just like Gold.
            Gold is much rarer than lead it also has different chemical properties than lead hence its why it is more Valuable.

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          • Passion Pitt

            Coal is Carbon
            Coal is common
            Diamond is also carbon but it is rare hence Diamonds are worth more than coal.

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  • Sean Peterson

    1. The formal union of a man and a woman, typically recognized by law, by which they become husband and wife.
    Looks like the deviants need to sue Miriam Webster to have their demented backdoor action included in the definition of marriage.

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    • Definitions can change, moron, and that’s what people who support homosexual marriages are trying to do.

      Let me ask you this, what business is it of yours between two consenting males?

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      • Passion Pitt

        Probably the Sins of jealousy and envy

        he is an in the closet gay and is afraid to come out probably because Daddy is a Born again christian
        who has the usual Born again christian Christwire Views
        and he has to appear to have the same views as daddy

        Little Boy is Scared to admit he is gay because of his Father

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      • Sean Peterson

        You are correct. I have no problem with what 2 consenting adults do in the PRIVACY of their own home. I do have a problem with those people dancing in the streets and force feeding their perversion on me amd my children. See they are abnormal in the technical definition of abnormal: Deviating from what is normal or usual.Yet they feel if they can get the state to sanction it then they will have validation lf a semblance of normalcy.

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        • How are they forcing it? You aren’t wanting them to get married, they aren’t going to sit there and take it, they’re going to fight until they get the right to marry. They hold pride parades to show that they aren’t afraid of the discrimination anymore, that they’re willing to stand up and hold their own. If you assholes would shut the hell up, let them get married, and stop tormenting them for being gay, then they’ll have no reason to get into people’s faces.

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    • “Looks like the deviants need to sue Miriam Webster to have their demented backdoor action included in the definition of marriage.”

      Well, Mr. Peterson, if you had taken the time to read beyond definition 1 you would have seen definition 2.

      “(2) : the state of being united to a person of the same sex in a relationship like that of a traditional marriage”

      http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/marriage

      No need to sue Merriam-Webster. They covered it JUST fine, Mr. Peterson.

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