Dinosaurs are evil!!!
It was a nice sunny day today when I walked through the beach and decided I’d go to the shop to get something to eat. I picked up a box of cereal and looked at the back and immediately put the box back and ran out like hell, not looking back. I went to my church and prayed that God would give me the strength to face my fears and write an article about what I saw and the implications of what I saw. I was literally shivering, coated in sweat, asking God to deliver my soul from the evil I saw.
That so-called box of cereal had a picture of a dinosaur on the back and so-called “scientific facts about dinosaurs”. These are some of the things it said (do not repeat this to your children):
“Dinosaurs went extinct sixty-five million years ago.” - I say: bah, the earth is only six thousand years old.
“Velociraptors had highly-developed social behaviour, hunting in packs with co-ordination and a surprising intelligence.” – I say: Oh dear, I think we’re confusing that with something else.
“Tyrannosaurus Rex means Tyrant King and he was feared by all other dinosaurs,” – I say: Yes, the lies about dinosaurs are tyrannous. The word “she” is completely absent. It makes you think, doesn’t it?
“Pteradactyls were dinosaurs with very large wings,” – I say: You guys are hypocrites. According to your flawed science, a bird like that cannot fly because of the weight of its bones.
If your kids make their own cereal, it would be wise to remove the contents of the cereal and place it in a plastic Tupperware. It could save your child’s life. It is a well-known fact that an interest and/or belief in dinosaurs leads to atheism because dinosaurs imply evolution. From the evidence I have shown, it is blatantly obvious that dinosaurs were invented by mankind to advance the lies of evolution. Let’s not forget that Satan is the one who’s really pulling the strings in this dinosaur-evolution plot of his.
Ever since the study of dinosaurs first began, mankind’s spiritual health has declined or, more accurately, spiralled downward. A belief in dinosaurs was spurred by a belief in Charles Darwin’s sick “natural selection”. If the church had ensured that Darwin did not get away with his lies, the whole dinosaur conspiracy would never have seen the light of day because the world would not have tolerated the blasphemy of evolution on which the lies about dinosaurs depend. The church back then acted like liberals and this is probably where liberal Christianity began. It’s safe and reasonable to say that liberal Christianity has left mankind to the wolves.
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Author: Reuben_Harper
Retired pastor from Cape Town, South Africa. I am a middle-aged Afrikaans man who is downright disgusted with the state of the world and how people try to interpret Christianity as they please and make fun of it. I will have none of it. I have joined Christwire.org because I believe and know they are True Christians. I will fight liberal Christianity tooth and nail and will spill my blood in the service of Christ my savior. Amen.
3:26 pm
So in your fairy tail world dinosaurs are alive and planing to take over the world. What kind of drugs are the religion people on?
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6:01 am
I get high on the Holy Spirit. It keeps me safe from the paleontologists.
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3:52 pm
““Tyrannosaurus Rex means Tyrant King and he was feared by all other dinosaurs,” – I say: Yes, the lies about dinosaurs are tyrannous. The word “she” is completely absent. It makes you think, doesn’t it?”
For one thing, the word ‘Rex’ means ‘King’, as in it’s a male. Kings are higher up on the order of command than queens. Second, it’s nice to know that you hate women, alongside America.
““Pteradactyls were dinosaurs with very large wings,” – I say: You guys are hypocrites. According to your flawed science, a bird like that cannot fly because of the weight of its bones.”
You know, you can’t just say someone is wrong when you purposefully use only a handful of facts from them. Did you forget about muscle or the structure of the wings themselves? Did you also forget that typically flight is limited to basically gliding for the most part?
“If the church had ensured that Darwin did not get away with his lies, the whole dinosaur conspiracy would never have seen the light of day because the world would not have tolerated the blasphemy of evolution on which the lies about dinosaurs depend.”
You prove just how much you hate America if you aren’t going to tolerate the freedom of speech.
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6:03 am
Freedom of speech goes against the Bible. Close-mindedness keeps out the stupidity of liberals and atheists.
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6:09 am
Susan B. Xenu
July 3, 2012
10:38 pm
laughing out loud, they Christwire Authors never get very creative do they?
Suzie is Calling you Reuben_Harper
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6:28 am
Correct me if i’m wrong
But is not “Freedom of speech”
A god dammed right of American’s >>>Guaranteed in the American constipation.(op’s)constitution .
“you say”
Freedom of speech goes against the Bible. Close-mindedness keeps out the stupidity of liberals and atheists.
“So the bible is against the American constitution”
and Believers like you therefore are suffering from Close-mindedness stupidity.
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6:35 am
Correction. It is close-minded Godliness I suffer for, and not from.
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6:43 am
“you still imply“ the bible is against the American constitution”
Not very American of you
Suggest you read the constitution then Renounce your Citizenship
Mexico is rather warmer than Canada perhaps you should emigrate if you don’t Support the Constitution (oops) Constipation.
Sorry keep getting those two mixed up its probably because your full of SHIT
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6:52 am
“on the subject of Constipation”
Erich Sean Can help you
Ask him
Say pretty please
“Please push your enema rod up my ass and have a good Piss my Colon wants Flushing with your hot Piss”
He will Give you this Medical Relief
But he will want paying in Euro’s
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5:38 pm
KAFFER
Classic symptoms of Drug withdrawl
I was literally shivering, coated in sweat,
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5:41 pm
when are the christwire boys giving you a Soweto necklace
you would look nice wearing one .
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5:49 pm
Best someone explain this to the melon chewer Racist calling cracker hater
“Enjoy eating a Snicker Bar”
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6:52 am
Firstly, please refrain from using the word kaffer. It is a racist word. Shame on you.
Secondly, please keep your Soweto tire fantasy to yourself. Christwire doesn’t want you listing your sexual fethishes here.
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7:01 am
“no”
why should i
staff Authors use Racist words without rebuke from other authors
they Sexually Slur others they regularly abuse other people with racist sexist homophobic insults
what is good for them is good enough for “ME”
After all is this not the” Christwire WAY”
As for my Sexual Fetishist could you give me Some New Idea’s i’m Sure you got a few i have not Tried.
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7:08 am
Wikipedia has a list of sexual fetishes. Search for paraphilia. If you have tried them all, you are surely on a path to Hell. Hahaha, sinners must burn.
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11:03 am
Been there. Done that. love my motorbike.
Road to hell that’s US Route 66.
And Stupid i said
“As for my Sexual Fetishist could you give me Some New Idea’s i’m Sure you got a few i have not Tried.”
I’ll Type Slooow For You
Did You Not Read My Post Prop erly.
again i’m Sure you got a few i have not Tried.”
ps Satan Evicted Me from Hell Returned my rent and deposit money saying Don’t come back Atheist Piss Me off they ignore me like i Don’t exist.
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7:11 pm
We all know christians read all of the bible but this is for the ones who haven’t yet.
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5:18 am
where can i buy this?
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6:05 am
A Bible like that would appeal to the atheists and other unsaved folk. You please God.
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1:53 am
Dinosaurs are a hoax perpetrated by Darwin to try and sell books.
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1:59 am
So, all these petrified bones popping up everywhere just don’t exist to you? Tell me, how often do you take large blows to the head?
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7:10 am
They’re not bones, they’re fossils. Fossils take at least 10 000 years to form. The Bible says the earth is 6 000 years old. Those fossils were placed there by something really evil. Science contradicts itself yet again.
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7:15 am
And what says the bible is true? Don’t give me some bullshit of the bible says the bible is true. You got nothing.
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7:24 am
I got thousand of Godly pages in the Bible. They are Biblical evidence. I’d t
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7:25 am
I got thousand of Godly pages in the Bible. They are Biblical evidence. I’d take the Bible to court and show people how wrong forensic science is.
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7:39 am
“Biblical evidence” is nothing compare to real evidence. The Bible is used a joke now. You missed your time period. I believe it was more or less 1,000 years ago. Now, we use real science that isn’t hinder by religion.
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7:42 am
Science is only but proving the Bible. Ever since science started, the signs of the end times are showing.
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7:56 am
Science disproves the Bibles in more ways then I can state.
The Ark couldn’t have fit 1/100th of the different species on this planet, even if it was just a father species, one species for all canines, one species for all felines, etc.
The Earth is billions of years old, the universe even older… Not 6,000.
The Earth is round, not flat.
The Earth is not surrounded by a sphere of water, despite what the bible tells you.
You cannot have light without a light source, so light WASN’T created before the stars were.
People can’t live for 900 years.
Evolution.
Recorded history is completely unlike biblical history.
I could keep going, but you get the point.
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10:36 am
Massa rub is there saying
naa nana naaaaaa not listing
The first light shone out of Gods Asshole it says so in the Bible.
So it must be true
naa nana naaaaaa not listing
naa nana naaaaaa not listing
naa nana naaaaaa not listing
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7:58 pm
actually the civilization is 6000 years old Not the earth in itself did you know Nomadic Tribe existed before the first civilization ?
so yes the world is much more older than 6000 years
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11:25 pm
Like 6800? Thats crazy high. You crazy.
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11:48 pm
Try 6 billion.
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7:42 pm
“They’re not bones, they’re fossils” Look up the very definition of a fossil. it is a creature that lived a very long time ago, died, was covered by mud or something similar, and was petrified, which is the act of replacing organic material by minerals.
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3:15 am
Just like religion glad you agree.
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8:36 am
August Weisz
I’m concerned for you
are you Showing the early signs of spermatogenesis ?
Be Careful Alcohol wont prevent infection Don’t Share Shott glasses
How is the Collection Going ?
I have Asked Suzie if its ok to use the Guest Coffin in her crypt for my stop over.
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1:57 am
“Pteradactyls were dinosaurs with very large wings,” – I say: You guys are hypocrites. According to your flawed science, a bird like that cannot fly because of the weight of its bones. Um, I don’t know how to break this to you, but pretty much all birds have hollow bones. See, when you hollow something out, it makes it lighter.
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10:15 am
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““Pteradactyls were dinosaurs with very large wings,” – I say: You guys are hypocrites. According to your flawed science, a bird like that cannot fly because of the weight of its bones.”"
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WRONG SO WRONG OH SO WRONG AGAIN SO WRONG
Pteradactyls or Pterodactylus were a member of the pterosaurs group of animals
Your Typical Pteradactyls as you call it and probably mean
Pteranodon was a reptile, but not a dinosaur. By definition, all dinosaurs belong to the groups Saurischia and Ornithischia, which exclude pterosaurs. Nevertheless, Pteranodon is frequently featured in dinosaur books and is strongly associated with dinosaurs by the general public.
A Jumbo Jet The 747-400F can take off at weights approaching 900,000 pounds. thats 450 tons
That Flies ! acording to your logic it should not
Great Bustard is the heaviest liveing Flying Bird followed by Kori Bustard, with the Mute Swan trickling in third.
they can weigh up to 18kg thats about 40lbs
Most Pteranodon’s were estimated to only weigh up to 15lbs to 35lbs few Species reached the super weight of 150lbs
“GET THE FACTS USE THE FACTS QUOTE THE FACTS”
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6:13 am
Dinosaurs are reptiles. I saw it in Jurassic Park.
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6:18 am
Susan B. Xenu
July 22, 2012
6:11 am
laughing out loud,
its the same regurgitated crap you spouting Rub
you know that Dinosaurs are DNA altered Angels
they both fly and do gods work
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7:15 am
You should read the Kings James Version of the Bible. The NIV and other new versions of God’s word completely removes the word sodomite from the Bible. If Satan created so-called dinosarus 6 000 years ago, they would have all sodomized each other to death.
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11:16 am
Reuben_Harper
July 22, 2012
7:15 am
You should read the Kings James Version of the Bible. The NIV and other new versions of God’s word completely removes the word sodomite from the Bible. If Satan created so-called dinosarus 6 000 years ago, they would have all sodomized each other to death.
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There you Are Reuben_Harper me old mid west Gonad Farmer Your Quoting “PROOF CHRISTIANS REWRITE THE BIBLE TO SUIT THEIR OWN AGENDA”
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PS YOUR SOUNDING CONFUSED NOW
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10:18 am
dalpezzo13
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“See, when you hollow something out, it makes it lighter.”
LIKE A CHRISTWIRE sKULL
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6:08 am
I watched Jurassic Park. The pteradactyls looked like they weighed a ton.
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6:14 am
Reuben_Harper
Susan B. Xenu
July 22, 2012
6:10 am
laughing out loud, they Christwire Authors never get very creative do they?
its the same regurgitated Stories
Suzie is Calling you Reuben_Harper
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2:27 pm
Idiotism on a whole new level…
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12:06 am
Interesting story but maybe you can say that dinosaurs are not exactly evil because they have their good side too. Also, children wouldn’t agree that they are evil.
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7:47 pm
Dude walk into a museum with dino bones look real hard now tell me is that fake?
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