Do You Want An STD? Go To The Warped Tour

Bruce Myron Danus
• ChristWire
July 18, 2012 10:28 pm153 comments

 

Have you ever gone to a “Warped Tour”?  I have.  I actually got sucked into performing at one of these swinger events.  Years ago, before I found Jesus, I was in a wrestling group called “Portland Organic Wrestling”.  We did our shows at a tiny and filthy club named Satyricon.  There are still a few people that act like they are famous due to this awful “wrestling” group, but I have given up.

I am now focused on shutting down the horrifying new style of music that has emerged called “Emo”.  These kids are stealing the KISS facepaint  idea, and mixing it with Insane Clown Posse’s Juggalo’s make-up and claiming to be cool.  How is cutting yourself and not actually killing yourself cool?  Emos need to learn one thing…  Don’t cut across the tracks, a train goes right down the tracks.  Left to right is never right, up and down is very sound.  Stop being a pussy.

Many of you are wondering why I was talking about Emo’s and the Warped Tour, but have you seen the schedule?  This looks like a gigantic crying festival with a few anal rapes involved.  If you do not like anal rape avoid this concert series of sodomy.

Blood on the Dance Floor is playing.  One of the members has a Rape conviction against him, yet 12 year olds still worship him.  All Time Low is playing, yet the guitarist was accused of murder.  Chelsea Grin is allowed to play even though a girl dropped dead during their set earlier this summer.  It is said that she was high on a new synthetic drug called Monster Energy.  They say that she ingested over 64oz of this drug in just 4 hours.  These bands are encouraging kids to get high on this drug and get in “the pit”.  “The pit” is a circle where kids go so the bands can take turns sodomizing them.  This makes the kids feel like the bands actually like them, and aren’t just making music for the money.  This whole festival is a nightmare.

When I went to my first Warped Tour in 1995, it was Punk bands that had something to say, now it is bands that cause people to die or kill themselves, like the Chelsea Grin girl.  I have become disgusted by this new wave of suicidal music called EMO.  The Warped Tour seems to have been taken over by it.  Gone are the staples like Social Distortion, The Descendants, Reel Big Fish or The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones.  Now we have bands that cry about being bullied while being bullies themselves and forcing kids to take drugs and have abortions.

As a Christian and Republican, I will not complain about these awful fakes, but I will point out that they are evil musicians and deserve to be murdered in the most awful way.  I am actually not sure that some of these people are musicians after looking them up on the Interweb Netsite called YouTube though.  There was a “band” called Falling in Reverse , who is scheduled to play.  They had absolutely 0% talent.  Then there was a band called New Found Glory playing….HAHAHAHA.   Talk about gays loving gays,  Gross.  Vampires Everywhere?  Do we need more Twilight references?  Also, that band is just awful.  Taking Back Sunday?  Sunday is God’s day!  Go away, you Emo whores!     Of Mice and Men?  You probably relate more to the mice than the men.

Last year, at the Warped Tour, I decided to start a poll.  I wanted to see which new STDs people caught at this show.  I have 3500 e-mails from people who have caught a disease because of this show, and that was from last year before Skrillex and the Emo bands became part of it.  Cases of forced sodomy rose 743% during the weekend of this festival.  Cases of forced abortion rose over 3000% that weekend as well.

It turns out that every year at the Warped Tour, there are 8213 cases of pregnancy, and over 15,000 cases of new STDS.  Nobody reports this because Planned Parenthood has an abortion tent set up there.  Planned Parenthood is destroying our beautiful White babies.

How can we combat this pure evil?  Bands like “Everytime I die” and “Funeral Party” are playing this festival in front of our White children.  They might try to suicide themselves after listening to a band called “Miss May I”. or “Pierce the veil”.

The point of this article was to show you that only people like Amy Grant, Michael W. Smith, Petra, D.C. Talk and Stryper are wholesome bands.  If you do not want an STD or do not want to be reverse sodomized or do not wish to have a forced abortion, do not go to this festival because all of that will happen. Do not go to any Music festivals unless Amy Grant or One Bad Pig are involved.   Have a safe summer, and Praise Jesus.

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153 Comments

  • “Have you ever gone to a “Warped Tour”? I have.”

    Just because you stole some guys’ drugs and lit yourself up like the 4th of July doesn’t mean you did ANYTHING but waste time. I don’t think there’s a single line in that entire rant of yours that’s true.

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    • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

      Everything in this article is 1000% factual.

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      • No, I’d wager that less than 10% of this piece of shit blog post is true. To count: there’s a band called Blood on the Dance Floor, KISS and ICP wear face paint, and the rest is just the names of some people or bands.

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      • MaddySevenfold

        Oh my god you are so full of shit I actually went asshole, met Ronnie Radke and the rest of Falling In Reverse. You are a horrible liar.

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      • Passion Pitt

        So when are you booking these bands for your Clubs
        lots of YOUNG impressionable Girls and boys for you aug and the others to prey upon would flock to your venues

        Good old Capitalist money making opportunity with lots of PERV potential. Sounds just what Aug. billy boy Erich Sean look for even Suzie cobweb crack might get lucky if the Audience get as high as you say and think they do

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        • Passion Pitt

          Bar Drinks menu from Bruce Myron Danus
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          No wonder
          August Weisz,
          Erich Sean,
          Reuben_Harper,
          Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast,
          exbrony,
          Militant Negro.
          ARE ALL MEMBERS

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      • Talk all you want!! You know why? Cuz HATERS GUNNA HATE!!!!!!! And talk all you want about me, your just mad cuz your god is stupid and pathetic and made up! Yea you heard me I don’t believe in your fag of a god!

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      • Brandi Ramsey

        It is not “factual” because emo is not a genre. the genre is posthardcore (which blood on the dancefloor is NOT a part of) at least get your facts strait you ignorant moron

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    • What was the last concert you went to, LN?

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

        Probably One Direction or Justin Beiber.

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      • Trans Siberian Orchestra, actually.

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        • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

          Figures that you would go see a commie band from Russia. Why do you hate America, L.N.?

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          • I’m not the one that’s lying and hates freedom. Apparently you don’t want to do any research, they don’t come from Russia.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Siberia is in Russia, you moron.

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          • The amount of laughing at you that is commencing is far more than any known internet lingo could possibly portray.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            What are you yakking about? Siberia is in Russia, look it up.

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          • Oh yeah, Siberia is in Russia, no doubt.

            But the Trans-Siberian Orchestra isn’t.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Of course they are. It says it right in their name. Orchestras are always named after where they are from. Do you think the Boston Pops orchestra aren’t from Boston too? “Laughing Out Loud”

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          • I want to see how long you can keep this up. Seriously, the egg on your face is going to be hilarious. Go on, look it up, they aren’t from Russia.

            I also want to see if you even know what a metaphor is.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Metaphor is one of those weight gain shakes that they sell at GNC health stores, right? Also, I don’t have egg on my face. I just showered and have been nowhere near any eggs.

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          • What did you say your IQ was again, Stupid?

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Much higher than yours. I have showed you my MENSA card, remember?

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          • No, you showed me a picture you made or (more likely) had a friend made. You don’t know what a metaphor is, you don’t know how to do research, and you can’t count.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            I can count. 1,2,3,potato.

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          • See, you’re clearly an idiot. Why do you insist then that you’re intelligent?

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            I was merely counting in a way that you would understand.

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          • Oh, and just what are you implying, Jackass?

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            I think that is fairly clear, L.N.

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          • What, are you too much of a coward to come out and say what you want to call me?

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            You are a mentally handicapped midget. Is that better? Your mother obviously drank heavily and used drugs during her pregnancy which happened only due to her father having intercourse with her on her 14th birthday. Clear enough for you now?

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          • Yeah, don’t ever say that you’re better than anyone else ever again, alright? You’re just going to embarrass yourself even further.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            I have never said I am better than anybody else. Just smarter, better looking, in better physical shape, richer and full of God’s love.

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          • Oh Bruce, so incredibly stupid, you think you have all of that and more.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            I know that I have all of that and more. What is your point?

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          • Because the clear fact is, you don’t. You’re an idiot, you couldn’t get a woman no matter how hard you try, you’re deep in the closet and you refuse to admit that and continue to lie to yourself and everyone else, and you’re deluded beyond all reasoning.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            I have invited you to visit my home and my clubs, yet you denied the offers. You could have met my beautiful FIANCEE, Ser, if you accepted the offer. I have offered to prove every statement I have ever made, yet you refuse. You can’t go calling somebody a liar when they offer proof and you don’t accept the offer.

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          • Passion Pitt

            Your Mid western morals and preferences are showing

            Bruce Myron Danus
            July 19, 2012
            12:38 am

            You are a mentally handicapped midget. Is that better? Your mother obviously drank heavily and used drugs during her pregnancy which happened only due to her father having intercourse with her on her 14th birthday. Clear enough for you now?
            - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - -
            Bruce Moron
            “Was this your childhood ?, an autobiography?”

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          • Of course it would be some soviet transvestite band Bruce! ROFL Outloud!

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          • Oh my fucking god. Y’all are so goddamn stupid! Bruce you don’t know shit! Falling In Reverse, Black Veil Brides, Of Mice and Men, Blood On The Dance Floor, etc have been keeping me from committing suicide! Get your goddamn facts straight before you go trashing music that some people love!

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    • Reuben_Harper Reuben_Harper

      I’ve been to a Warped Tour. Oh boy, was it warped. Jesus protected me all throughout the tour and I thank Him everyday.

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  • LN, do you think that the Trans-Siberian Orchestra are a bunch of dirty liars because they’re not actually from Siberia?

    I do.

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    • There’s a reason why they’re called the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

      Thought I’m leaving the research up to you and Bruce. So far you’re miles ahead of him in terms of how close you are to being right. You’re still far off, but still better than Bruce (then again, he IS an idiot, so make of that what you will).

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      • Christian Intellectual

        They sound like a far far left radical transexualist organization, it does not surprise me that you are a fan of them L.N.

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        • Dunno why they sound like that to you, but you are about as stupid as Bruce is, so it doesn’t surprise me that you’d think that.

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  • Thank you very much for this article.

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  • “Have you ever gone to a “Warped Tour”?  I have. ”

    It’s obvious from the article, that you haven’t gone…I’ve gone to Warped Tour a few of times it was in Colorado and you are nowhere near correct on any of your information…

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    • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

      As I stated in the article, I performed with my old wrestling group at the Warped Tour, so I have definitely been there.

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      • You say a lot of things, doesn’t mean that it’s true. You call yourself a Christian and that’s obviously a lie.

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        • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

          Wrong.

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          • No, I’m spot on. You lie so much that you seem to have a deathly allergy to the truth.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            I don’t lie. When have I ever told a lie?

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          • Well, right there you just lied when you said you never have, you’ve never been to a Warped Tour in your life, you’ve claimed to have an insanely high IQ, you claim to be better than people, and that’s just what’s on this page alone.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            I have actually been to 6 Warped Tours. I performed at one of them as well. I didn’t say that I have NEVER lied, just not since I found Jesus. I am a card carrying member of MENSA, I have even offered to meet you at a meeting anytime. You can’t prove that anything I say is a lie, so quit while you are just a little behind.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Liar.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Clever response, Maddy. Care to prove that I am a liar? I will bet you the deed to my house that you can’t.

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          • Reuben_Harper Reuben_Harper

            Bruce Myron Danus perfectly explained the carnage in Warped Tour. He took the words right out of my mouth. I have been there once and I am still recovering. Prayer is slowly healing me.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            I know you are a liar Bruce because I actually went and it was fun and perfectly fine. Nothing satanic happens, just people walking around trying to listen to music. All this bullshit your trying to say happens does’nt. I find it very odd that you people are the only one’s who say its evil when people who have actually gone enjoy it.

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          • Bruce, you can’t prove that anything you said is true either. A card carrying member of some institution? By all means, show us a legitimate card instead of one you made up. You went to this ‘Warped Tour’? Surely you could provide evidence in the way of a photograph.

            Then again, you ARE the idiot that named your ‘girlfriend’ after your dog.

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      • Just because you stated it…Doesn’t mean you’ve been there…Just by reading your article is obvious you’ve never been to a single Warped Tour

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        • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

          Look at the line-up for the first few Warped Tours and tell me that I have never been there. I was a Punk rocker before I found Jesus. I was in a band called “Defiance” here in Portland. I used to enjoy many of the Devil’s bands, but I realized that my life was completely worthless and filled with hatred and pain so I turned to Jesus and he has helped me build my life into something wonderful. That is why I am here warning all of you about this awful festival and the bands that perform there.

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        • If anything, Ouro, I would have thought that Bruce’s article would incline the reader to believe that he has indeed been to one or more Warped Tours.

          He mentions the likes of Social Distortion, The Descendents and Reel Big Fish and makes the point that back in the good old days in 1995 “it was punk bands that had something to say” rather than the mascara-dripping, FM-friendly emo remora that has since attached itself to the event. The story drips authenticity.

          If you want to take issue with other aspects of the story, go ahead. But trying to tell Bruce that he’s never been there doesn’t cut it.

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          • “If you want to take issue with other aspects of the story, go ahead. But trying to tell Bruce that he’s never been there doesn’t cut it.”

            Fine, I’ll give you this…Who knows if he’s gone to Watped Tour and I’ll drop that point…

            That just leaves the rampant STDs, abortions, sodomy, evil bands, and sacrifices Bruce feels the need to lie about…So we really didn’t make much progress and Bruce still looks like an asshole…

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          • Well, I’ve never been to a Warped Tour, so I wouldn’t know anything about any of that.

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          • “Well, I’ve never been to a Warped Tour, so I wouldn’t know anything about any of that.”

            I took my sister there for her birthday one year…Nothing of the horrible things Bruce made up were there…

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          • I took my little sister to the Big Day Out back in 1996. Got legless drunk and saw The Offspring, The Prodigy, Paul Kelly and Dave Graney. Good times.

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  • Cassidy Pen Cornelius Bartholomew "Cassidy" Pen

    Brother Bruce is very gifted when it comes to reporting on rock music and acid metal of this sort. I have met him at a number of these shows while I’ve also been researching this evil, much of which is shocking with all of the self-mutilation, vampirism, rape, and homogay innuendo that goes on. No wonder they call it “Warped.”
    His credentials are impeccable. His gifts are from the Lord. Anyone considering a life of emosexuality needs to listen good to Bruce Danus.
    What really upsets me is how the instruments of Satan himself attempt to marginalize Brother Bruce through ad hominem attack in order to distract potential and real followers of this evil.
    Be aware of these devil apologists, many of whom regularly post on this great forum. They will not stop luring the young and weak willed into the private hell of emosexuality until they are in it burning and gnashing in toil.

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    • MaddySevenfold

      These bands are good guys who just want to entertain and do what they love. You guys are the ones judging and feeding off the weak minded.

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      • Yes, we are feeding off the weak minded. How astute, Maddy!

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        • So how’s your band doing erich…if that is your real name. I mean your band Slint who started back in 1986 seems to be doing just fine in the rock world.

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          • “Praise Click” to you! Have a blessed day!

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          • OH whats that no replay your pant slint wont like that now will they. With you guy running around half naked all the time you seem really close to each other.

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          • ???????

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          • I suspect that KBLME is in fact a some kind of computer program trying to pass the Turing test. It’s failing.

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          • hmmm sounds like the furry is erich need two account do ya now that your fake photo has been found might as well change it like billy bob did when i outed his fake photo and susan.

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        • Passion Pitt

          Erich Sean
          July 19, 2012
          5:59 am

          Yes, we are feeding off the weak minded.

          Classic Admission a vampire or zombie would make

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    • Reuben_Harper Reuben_Harper

      Amen, Brother Cassidy. I couldn’t have said it better myself.

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  • I thoroughly enjoyed this Brother Bruce.

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    • MaddySevenfold

      Hey Susan I got to meet one of you favorites. Ronnie Radke and guess what you were WRONG as usual about him.

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  • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

    A girl died by listening to this filthy music. That should be proof enough of how horrible this festival is. I am sickened by all of you defending this horrible festival.

    http://gunshyassassin.com/news/girl-dies-during-chelsea-grins-set-at-toronto-warped-tour-stop/

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    • MaddySevenfold

      She didn’t die from hearing their music. Her death is unknown at this time. Obviously Warped Tour and Chelsea Grin cannot be held responsible. People may get hurt at these festivals, but it’s at their own risk. And I actually went to Warped and it’s not really violent at all.

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

        I am fairly confident that she died from their music. They even claim to be “Death-Core” music.

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        • MaddySevenfold

          No she didn’t die of their music. Death-Core is a genre not something that actually causes death. Music doesnt just magically kill you especially when there are thousands of kids around. What it just didn’t affect them? Her causes of death are unknow at this moment I send my sympothy to her family but you cant blame the whole tour and a band for a tragic accident.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            The band obviously chose her as their sacrifice for the tour. Anybody that worships death and Satan, like Chelsea Grin, need to perform at least one sacrifice per tour to keep Satan happy and have “fans” attend. I put quotes around the word fans because nobody in their right mind could like Chelsea Grin’s “music”.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Really? I happen to like Chelsea Grins music. And wtf this girl was no sacrifice. I’m pretty sure if someone died every single tour it would be shut down. I guess it isnt possible she had a health condition or an injury? No just do what you always do and blame the innocent people. No one sacrificed a girl to Satan in front of everyone. There just so happens to be security and medical assistance standing by at warped tour shows.

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      • Reuben_Harper Reuben_Harper

        Unknown cause of death, you say, MaddySevenfold. That screams Satanism. You are proving our point.

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        • MaddySevenfold

          Okay lets just ignore the fact that illness, injury, and other reasonable reasons are impossible.

          Really, you think a band that has been touring fine without any deaths just suddenly kills a person for satanic reasons? And then theres the fact you call them satanic just because they scream, when in fact there are christian screamo bands.

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    • Passion Pitt

      “People Drop Dead in Church” as well Is That proof enough of how horrible Church can be.

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      • Reuben_Harper Reuben_Harper

        Those were obviously liberal Christians being punished.

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        • Passion Pitt

          They drop dead in your style of church

          they all weeped for Snake teaser when He kicked the bucket.(Reported on Christwire). Was he a liberal Christians being punished.

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  • So I should stop looking at Bruce, susan, and tyson…had he not died with susan last month.

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  • “How is cutting yourself and not actually killing yourself cool? Emos need to learn one thing… Don’t cut across the tracks, a train goes right down the tracks. Left to right is never right, up and down is very sound. Stop being a pussy.”

    So you actually tell them to do suicide? wow… you’re the worst…

    “If you do not like anal rape avoid this concert series of sodomy.”

    You won’t be sodomized if you will go there.

    ““The pit” is a circle where kids go so the bands can take turns sodomizing them.”

    LOL… you start to be same perv as Figs.
    There are 2 ways of pits. Circle pit and mosh pit.
    Read more here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moshing

    “I have become disgusted by this new wave of suicidal music called EMO.”

    EMO isn’t a music sytle. It’s a style in general meaning.

    “I have become disgusted by this new wave of suicidal music called EMO. The Warped Tour seems to have been taken over by it. Gone are the staples like Social Distortion, The Descendants, Reel Big Fish or The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones. Now we have bands that cry about being bullied while being bullies themselves and forcing kids to take drugs and have abortions.

    As a Christian and Republican, I will not complain about these awful fakes, but I will point out that they are evil musicians and deserve to be murdered in the most awful way. I am actually not sure that some of these people are musicians after looking them up on the Interweb Netsite called YouTube though. There was a “band” called Falling in Reverse , who is scheduled to play. They had absolutely 0% talent. Then there was a band called New Found Glory playing….HAHAHAHA. Talk about gays loving gays, Gross. Vampires Everywhere? Do we need more Twilight references? Also, that band is just awful. Taking Back Sunday? Sunday is God’s day! Go away, you Emo whores! Of Mice and Men? You probably relate more to the mice than the men.”

    If you don’t like it then don’t listen to is.
    Complaining about such things is same as if you would go in a restaranut and order something which you really don’t like and then complain about it, infront of other people. Grow up please.

    “Last year, at the Warped Tour, I decided to start a poll. I wanted to see which new STDs people caught at this show. I have 3500 e-mails from people who have caught a disease because of this show, and that was from last year before Skrillex and the Emo bands became part of it. Cases of forced sodomy rose 743% during the weekend of this festival. Cases of forced abortion rose over 3000% that weekend as well.”

    I bet you can’t prove that.

    “It turns out that every year at the Warped Tour, there are 8213 cases of pregnancy, and over 15,000 cases of new STDS. Nobody reports this because Planned Parenthood has an abortion tent set up there. Planned Parenthood is destroying our beautiful White babies.”

    You can’t prove it again, right?

    “They might try to suicide themselves after listening to a band called “Miss May I”. or “Pierce the veil”.”

    First you tell on the start of that article, that they should cut themself up and down on arms to kill themself, and now you care that they might kill themself, because of such bands. You really are an idiotic hypocrite…

    “The point of this article was to show you that only people like Amy Grant, Michael W. Smith, Petra, D.C. Talk and Stryper are wholesome bands.”

    The point of this article was to show you that i don’t like such music, but i still like to complain about it and tell those “emos” how to kill themselves, but on the other side, i’m concerned that they might do suicide, if they will listen to such music. Yes, i’m a hypocrite.

    There. Did fix it for you.

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  • my favorite part was how “Planned Parenthood is destroying our beautiful WHITE babies”

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  • My daughter tells me that if any male likes these bands after the age of 15, there is something seriously wrong with them. There are some things you grow out of, liking awful music is one of them.

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    • ” liking awful music is one of them.”

      The like or dislike music is subjective…Just because you don’t like it, doesn’t make it bad music…Everyone’s interest in music is different

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      • Please do not talk to me.

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        • You’re a grown ass man (Hell, you’e older than I am)…And you’re acting like a child…Grow some balls man

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          • Passion Pitt

            He Should Slot his “Balls into Erich Sean’s mouth and then Slap Erich Sean on the Ass with a wet towel

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          • Why should I want to talk to someone who hstes me?

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          • Passion Pitt

            Lets do a exbrony

            August Weisz
            July 19, 2012
            7:49 pm

            Why should I want to talk to someone who hstes me?

            Why the bad Spelling August what does hstes mean,

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          • Glad you replied Auggy, because I have something to admit… I’m messing with you…Have been this whole week…In fact, I’m not even the REAL Ouroboros…Dude’s been on vacation this past week…I just made the bet with him that I could actually get you to stop talking to him…Little does he know that I know his account password…Easiest $20 I ever made..

            But I wouldn’t want to permanently ruin whatever you and Ouro had going, so I’m coming clean…I apoligize for what anguish I may have caused you

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          • Passion Pitt

            Ha Ha
            You “Mindfucked” him good and proper!

            Just like the guy at his Dinner party !

            Kudos to you mr Password Borrower

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          • @Passion Pitt

            It was a bit trickier than I intially thought…But this isn’t the first time I’ve crossed paths with August and the CW Cult…I just need to push the right buttons is all

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          • Passion Pitt

            How do you think i’m doing pushing their buttons and yanking their chains ?
            be honest (its a rare thing on this site)

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          • Passion Pitt

            I’m Having lots of fun these last few weeks

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          • As far as I’ve seen, you seem to be annoying them…Which is quite a feat in itself since these guys tend to be stoic and unmoving

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          • Passion Pitt

            August Weisz
            July 19, 2012
            7:05 pm

            If your goal is to ruin chrisTwire for everyone, then you are succeeding.

            “” i Continue the lords God’s Good Work “”

            “Yey tho i preach to the Sinfull they do not listen they do not think”

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          • Fake Ouro, you should be ashamed of yourself. The real O’Rubberous has a good name in this community and you have been trying to tarnish it.

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          • Tarnish? I wouldn’t go that far…I mean, did I make Ouroboros look any worse than before? I see my little rant isn’t the first time Ouro has blown up at August…It was just that August finally listened to “him” for once…Way I see it, the only one who got hurt was August

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          • No, you have besmirched Ouro’s reputation. Ouro would never behave in the way that you have.

            Stop using his identity. If you really must continue to plague this site use your own.

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          • “No, you have besmirched Ouro’s reputation. Ouro would never behave in the way that you have.”

            And yet…When he comes back from his trip and I tell him all this…He’ll be on my side and I bet he’ll find this all funny

            “Stop using his identity. If you really must continue to plague this site use your own.”

            Perhaps it is about time I return…But I warn you, if I start posting as myself…It might upset the CW Cult…But of course, what do I care :P

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          • Moderation? Oh well…I only have a few things to say anyway…Since I have accomplished what I came here for and will cease to use Ouro’s profile from now on…

            To August: Here’s something for you: Ouro actually believed that I couldn’t break you…

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        • Passion Pitt

          You upset with Ouroboros because your Stalking and poor gay chat up lines are not working

          Never mind there is always Erich Sean he likes Drinking with you

          as you americans “Say”

          “Have a nice Day”

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    • MaddySevenfold

      Wrong, I have been with ALOT of guys who are in love with this genre of music and make music themselves and like 90% of them were over 15 and they have very happy and normal lives. Just because you don’t like this kind of music doesnt mean other people don’t, it’s called an opinion not a fact.

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      • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

        You “have been” with ALOT of guys? Emo slut! How many STDs do you carry now?

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        • MaddySevenfold

          I carry zero STD’s. So I have had alot of boyfriends, did I say I was having sex with them? No, I didn’t that was an assumption, very judgemental of you Bruce.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            No, it was an educated guess. I’m fairly certain that I was correct too. I am surprised that your fish cave isn’t a place that people can “Check-In” at on Facebook.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            So your admitting to judging me. What made you think that I’m a slut? And how are you “fairly certain” that you are correct? I’m not a slut, but I don’t give a fuck if you think I am because you have so much wrong with you calling people name’s is really the only thing you have going for you.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            It is not judging if it is true. Premarital sex is a sin. If you don’t stop and ask for forgiveness, God will smite you with herpes or syphilis or AIDS.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            It is true though so it is not judging, which in the bible it says not to judge. Only he without sin may cast the first stone, Bruce. I just go out and have sex with guys.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Thank you for admitting it. That is the first step, now just ask God for forgiveness.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            Wow you seriosuly just edited my comment? I see you have no balls. The only way to win a fight with a teenage girl is to change the comment. At least a good internet tr*ll would try to best me instead of being chicken shit.

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          • MaddySevenfold

            For my comment you changed.

            Not true* and I don’t*

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            I can’t change comments. I am just an author, not a Admin or a moderator.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Also, what is an “internet tr*ll”?

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          • MaddySevenfold

            So some random person just changed my comment to make you look good? Sounds totaly reasonable.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Apparently. I guess other people know the truth about you also. You can deny it all you want, but we all know that your baby tunnel has seen more traffic than the Holland Tunnel.

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          • Militant Negro Militant Negro

            I pasted a pic of maddy here, she is cute for a little racist cracker.
            http://christwire.org/2012/07/5-reasons-england-is-not-good-enough-to-host-the-olympics/#comment-283908

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          • MaddySevenfold

            You know what? I’ve been strugging with depression for years now and I know how bad it hurts when you people do this stuff, so I come here to defend people from feeling what I have to. But I feel bad for you, you have to resort to trying to make me miserable and go back into my depression and if you have to do that, I can only imagine how bad your life must be. Your life must suck to try to make a 15 year old girl want to kill herself. You have to sit here and call a virgin a slut just because I speak up for the people you hurt, I wonder what fucked you up so much in the mind where this is how you find enjoyment.

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          • Bruce Myron Danus Bruce Myron Danus

            Maddy, you could have cleared up all of this confusion by saying that you were a virgin to begin with. I was just using the fact that 98% of all AS7X, BVB, and BOTDF fans will sleep with anybody wearing clothes from Hot Topic. I apologize. Keep yourself pure. Good work, kiddo.

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          • And thus Bruce committed the sin of lying once again.

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  • Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast

    Thank you. This internets webs site is now the number six most popular site in my country amongst people who cannot afford to own a computer with modem. While a senator and before the unpleasantness, I chaired a committee to bring music and culture to my homeland. Noone in my country would ever consider enjoying any of these musicians. Maybe someone with the bad fever would, they sometimes do crazy things.
    Hon. H Mwabwetumba.

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    • Passion Pitt

      Showing how Stupid you are now eh Amb hen

      “Thank you. This internets webs site is now the number six most popular site in my country amongst people who cannot afford to own a computer with modem.”

      “Is it available over the talking Drum then”

      “Boom ba boom boom ba booom”

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      • Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast

        Are you racist and ignorant? Missionaries have provided many community access areas.

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        • Passion Pitt

          HA FUCKIN HA YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING RACIST

          never seen you accuse
          August Weisz
          Reuben_Harper
          Bruce Myron Danus
          Erich Sean
          Blanche Beecham
          S. Billings
          Mike Watson
          Adam Nelson
          Barnald Mertog
          Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen

          “Start with them before you come to me”

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          • Passion Pitt

            Go Back to Springfield
            Smithers is lost without your Baule trouser Knife up his ass

            Cartoon character

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          • Passion Pitt

            is this your mama Henry Mwabwetumba

            She looks very much like Suzie Satans Slut from Atlanta
            Jivaro-The-Tribe-of-the-Shrunken-Heads-2.jpg

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          • If your goal is to ruin chrisTwire for everyone, then you are succeeding.

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          • Passion Pitt

            How goes passing around the collection plate Augie Boy ?
            passed the Dollar mark yet? asked Suzie and the others for a Christian contrubution for the Airfare Erich Von Dingleberry wont give He is worried for his job prospects

            Suzie has promised a nice Christian Christwire Welcome if i stop over in Atlanta

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          • PeePee, why so racist?

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          • Passion Pitt

            Click Play
            exbrony
            July 19, 2012
            9:26 pm

            PeePee, why so racist?

            Rewind
            Click Play
            PeePee, why so racist?

            Rewind
            Click Play
            PeePee, why so racist?

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    • Your people who are hated on this site have it at #6 lol whats #1 the KKK?

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  • Oh god. This story is just a bunch of crap. I went to Warped Tour a few days ago and nothing bad happened. I had fun and I was fine. Oh, and the girl who died at Chelsea Grin wasn’t sacrificed, she had heart issues. I’m literally laughing at this article.

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  • rexx_rider98 rexx_rider98

    U a chickenfaggot for believing this. YOLO

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