FarmVille attacks Christianity with dinosaurs and homogay animal sex acts
By Exbrony
FARMVILLE has launched an all-out attack on Christianity with evolutionist dinosaurs, strange animal sex acts, genetically modified “Frankenfoods” and endorsement of the depraved furrysexual lifestyle — all while exposing unsuspecting users to the degenerate, perverted cultures of the Dutch, the Germans and other foreign races.
In this shocking image taken directly from the FarmVille game, you can clearly see an ankylosaurus performing cross-species homogay mouthsex on a large male or “boomer” red kangaroo while a small boy in a furrysexual “furry” sex suit looks on in unabashed voyeuristic curiosity. The tail of the dinosaur is unnaturally erect, which is a subliminal reference to a tumescent phallus, and which also provides easy access to its sex parts. At the left of the photograph you can see a blasphemous hybrid “firefly cow” whose glowing hindquarters signal that it too is sexually “turned on” and is ready to be mounted by whatever animal, dinosaur, garden gnome or fantastical chimera wanders on to the farm next.
As is all too evident from this single, shocking screen shot, there are almost too many things wrong with this photograph to count, so it is best to count them.
1. Dinosaurs
The recent inclusion of dinosaurs in the game is a slap in the face for Bible-believing Christians everywhere. Such animals — which no longer exist — are the pin-up pets of radical, strident atheist biologists like Richard Dawkins, who claim that they “evolved” from earlier species over millions of years, rather than being part of God’s six-day creation of the universe less than 10,000 years ago. Adding insult to injury, so-called scientists deny that dinosaurs were wiped out in Noah’s flood, saying instead that they were wiped out by an asteroid impact. A very convenient asteroid impact, some might say. Except that the dinosaurs weren’t all wiped out because birds are actually dinosaurs. Whatever you say, Professor Dawkins!
2. Cross-species homogay animal sex
FarmVille offers almost unlimited permutations of simulated animal sex acts. It is quite possible, for example, to position an emu so that it appears to be sodomising a corgi, or to place a wombat so that it appears to be performing analingus (or “farm-rimming”) on a crocodile. Ornamental gnomes — some of them dressed in “furry” animal sex suits — can also be positioned so it appears that they are sexually penetrating animals or each other.
2. Furrysexual outfits
It’s not just the gnomes who dress up in furry sex suits, either. Players are encouraged to dress in costumes that range from a shark to a sasquatch (an obvious reference to the “Sasquatch of Sodomy“, Skrillex) to a Chinese dragon (a clear attempt to pander to the lucrative north-east Asian “gayfur” market).
These costumes appear similar to the smelly, poorly made cartoon-animal suits that human furrysexuals wear during their perverted role-playing sex games. Furrysexual costumes also contribute to pollution on account of the large amounts of toxic dry-cleaning chemicals needed to remove bodily sex fluids from the fake “fur” once the participants in these sicko sex games have spent their spendings.
3. Foreigners
The game mechanics of FarmVille force players to “befriend” as many other players as possible. The easiest way to do this is to by visiting a Facebook “FarmVille friends” page and asking people to “befriend” you. When your reporter tried this for research purposes he found himself “befriended” by people from every continent but Antarctica and of every religion but Manichaeism.
Imagine your unsuspecting son or daughter being “befriended” and groomed by a radical Muslim Islamist terrorist from Indonesia or Turkey! Or being told by an atheist Chinese or Japanese that there is no god! Or worse, being initiated into the sexual depravities of the Dutch and Germans, who are notorious for perversions known as “watersports” and “scat play” (under no circumstances should any Christian do a Bing! search for “Dutch pancake”, “reverse Dutch steamboat”, “Dutch sweater” or “German alarm clock”).
Many Thais also play FarmVille, and their names often end with the suffix “porn”. This presents FarmVille players with a constant temptation to surf the web for hardcore pornography and perhaps even to take a sex-tourism holiday to Bangkok to debase themselves in the fleshpots of Soi Cowboy and the depraved ladypart-stretching sex shows of Patpong. Possibly contracting exotic venereal diseases and taking them back to their unsuspecting American wives.
4. GM crops
Farmville also promotes genetically modified GM “Frankenfoods” crops such as “super cranberries” and “super candied yams”, which is an affront to the great American farming tradition. It is not for no reason that American taxpayers continue to spend $20 billion a year on farm subsidies so that American farmers can continue to farm inefficiently without worrying about competition from Australia, New Zealand and other countries, and can continue to produce crops that nobody wants — such as corn that goes straight to landfill and milk that goes straight down the drain.
It will come as no surprise that Zynga, the makers of this breathtakingly obscene, frustrating and poorly designed game, are based in that most un-American of all American cities, San Francisco.
It is time for a boycott. Christians all, do what is right and free yourself from the shackles of a crazed perversion that makes you sit there all day hitting “reload” because the whole game always seizes up any time you click on anything. And which is indoctrinating your children with atheist values and sexual perversions of every stripe.
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Author: Arthur Durry
Arthur Durry is a lively, inactive Australian whose interests include biblical exegesis, cricket and seafood. Formerly known as Exbrony, he was never a brony.
8:40 am
Hey, ex. If you click on the characters, a box will appear that lets you “move” and sometimes “rotate” them. I’m astounded that you would set them up in such a manner JUST for a good shot at FaceBook games. Did you leave them like that after the screen shot? Just curious.
(Man, talk about a “conspiracy theorist”.)
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9:05 am
People like Ex only share what they want others to see, hoping it will distract them long enough to miss the details – like being able to move and rotate characters, and the fact that he put them like that on purpose. It’s classic misdirection.
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9:11 am
Sounds like a certain little freakazoid didn’t read the story.
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9:15 am
You have yet to deny that you set up the characters like that on purpose.
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9:20 am
Freaky, You have yet to demonstrate that you a) read the story, and b) comprehended it.
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9:40 am
Alright then, let’s take it from the top.
Problem – Dinosaurs
Explanation – It’s a fantasy-based game, there will be a lot of things that don’t exist or are outdated.
Problem – Cross-species homosexual animal sex
Explanation – Someone put the characters like that on purpose, it’s not fair to assume that EVERYONE does that. And I’m pretty sure the game doesn’t depict those kinds of acts in the first place. What’s the rating on it, E? T at worst, I’m sure.
Problem – Furrysexual outfits
Explanation – This goes back to being a fantasy-based game. Give your character a wacky outfit to distinguish it from other players, make it unique. That’s half the fun of these kinds of games, making your space unique to impress visitors.
“Problem” – Foreigners
Explanation – Making friends is an integral part of any game that is played, or can be played, online. It’s easier to play with people that you spend some time getting to know first because you can learn how they work and think before working together on something. Xenophobic, are you?
Problem – GM crops
Explanation – It’s a game, for crying out loud! Playing a game for four months just to wait for crops to grow? I certainly hope that’s not your idea of entertainment. Time generally passes much faster in game worlds like this because watching crops grow is boring. Harvest Moon and Rune Factory operate the same way. Give them a play, see what you think.
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9:40 am
“…the fact that he put them like that on purpose.”
“You have yet to deny that you set up the characters like that on purpose.”
I do believe that FV called you out, ex. Confirm or deny was ALL you were asked for. The sarcastic retorts are a poor response. Confirm or deny. Do you play FarmVille? Did some of your crops die, you’re out of “unwither spray” and you have no friends to assist you? Is that why you chose this topic?
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6:29 pm
Freaky, So you did read it. But you didn’t comprehend it. I’ll put the relevant bit in italics: “It is quite possible, for example, to position an emu so that it appears to be sodomising a corgi”
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6:44 pm
So it’s possible. What of it?
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6:47 pm
Sigh.
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9:12 am
You’re a “classically misdirected” person. Find Christ before you find yourself licking flames for eternity!
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9:17 am
How did you know I was working on my fire-eating show?
Jokes aside, I’d like for you to explain how you think I’ve been misdirected. I don’t walk around blinded by a book, as you and so many others do.
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9:35 am
I didn’t say “licking flamers“, Freak, as much as your homosexualistically damaged brain would love for you to believe.
Also, please note that this interwebs netsite is no place to practice your “jokes”. Save that for amature night at your local improv.
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9:43 am
Still waiting for an explanation of how I’ve been misdirected.
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9:46 am
“I didn’t say “licking flamers“, Freak, as much as your homosexualistically damaged brain would love for you to believe.”
Where did THAT come from? How did you get that from THIS?
“How did you know I was working on my fire-eating show?”
“Also, please note that this interwebs netsite is no place to practice your “jokes”.”
Have you READ the article, Erich? If ex can do it, why can’t everyone else? We let YOU do it.
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9:53 am
Maniac, please read my initial post above where I typed “licking flames” and Freak thought I typed “licking flamers” in a typically homosexual Freudian slip.
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9:59 am
How do you equate eating fire with oral sex?
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5:11 pm
“How do you equate eating fire with oral sex?”
That’s when he’s forgotten to take his “medicine”.
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8:46 am
“…(under no circumstances should any Christian do a Bing! search for “Dutch pancake”, “reverse Dutch steamboat”, “Dutch sweater” or “German alarm clock”).”
…and yet YOU obviously did or you wouldn’t be warning people about something you know nothing about. Calling that “research”, are you? A lot of the older members here are famous for that.
Keep posting this “doomsayer” crap. You’ll be joining Susie in the “Hall of Fame” yet.
She has a very vivid imagination too.
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12:07 am
it’s funny how they somewhat invent enw stuff or make us discover new stuff ( mostly on porn site strangely ) because I never heard of dutch Pancake whatsover
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8:58 am
This must be a joke… surely this is a joke? I need to believe this is a joke for the sake of my sanity
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9:04 am
Crazed atheist homogays are a clever lot. Does their perversion know no bounds? The glazed, pixelated expression of ecstasy and arousal on that young boy’s face says it all. He, like any typical liberal, is dead inside. I will pray for him tonight.
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9:12 am
You are a very compassionate man, Erich.
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9:26 am
I know.
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10:42 am
You DO realize that you have to be a humble person to be a Christian, right?
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10:52 am
Good point, L.N. A nice, simple, HUMBLE “thank you” would have been more appropriate.
When we were children and one of my siblings or myself expressed any type of bragging, we were verbally (in a soft voice) chastised by our Mother. She would say sarcastically, “Ooo…I like ME. Who do YOU like?” It’s okay, Erich. You’ll learn humility eventually. You just need to stop hanging out with the Gelding.
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7:04 pm
The fey, soft, passive-aggressive way in which you were “punished” by mother goes a long way in explaining your condition. Thanks for the peek inside. You wouldn’t happen to run a creeky old motel with her, would you?
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7:06 pm
Laughing out loud!
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7:29 pm
You only need to be humble to be an ‘ideal’ Christian. Kinda like how quite a few of my Jewish friends keep Kosher, except for eating heaps of bacon.
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9:19 pm
“…goes a long way in explaining your condition.”
I have a condition? I’m not the one who is always talking about how EVERYTHING turns me on.
“You wouldn’t happen to run a creeky old motel with her, would you?”
No. Our family owns a gas station/convenience store. You know, a small “mom and pop” type place. The kind the Republicans want to shove out in lieu of a conglomerate store. Just ask Massachusetts.;) My mom is 82 and still keeps a supply of “mouth soap” just for young potty-mouths like you. She never uses it, but I’m sure she’d be willing to make an exception for you, Erich.
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9:26 am
“You are a very compassionate man, Erich.”
Yes. You just keep on praying for that poor “pixelated” character’s soul. Even God could use a good laugh every now and then. (He can’t depend on this site ALL the time for humor.)
“The glazed, pixelated expression of ecstasy and arousal on that young boy’s face says it all.”
That is TOO funny, Erich. Do you honestly think that that specific character in FarmVille is the only one that is smiling?!? You really need to play the game. At least it would keep you too busy to post.
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12:09 am
Its a fucking game for crying out loud!
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9:07 am
Really Pushing the boat out since crapwire published your gibberish
Its to easy to rip the shit out of your articles
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9:22 am
“Its to easy to rip the shit out of your articles”
But it’s not so easy to use punctuation marks.
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9:30 am
That’s the best you can do, ex? Grammar aside, PaPi is right. Now if you wrote on something…….real, it might not be so easy to do. These stories of late have been grasping at straws for topics.
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10:44 am
Pony Boy fits right in with Cultwire; when all else fails, attack their grammar and ignore the same issues of your own kind.
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6:30 pm
Pure projection.
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pure reality I would said
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“Dutch pancake”
A pannenkoek or pannekoek[1] (plural pannekoeken) is a Dutch/Belgian pancake.[2] Pannekoeken are usually larger (up to a foot in diameter) and much thinner than American or Scottish pancakes. They may incorporate slices of bacon, apples, cheese, or raisins. Plain ones are often eaten with treacle (syrup made of sugar beets), appelstroop (an unspiced Dutch variety of apple butter) or powdered sugar and are sometimes rolled up to be eaten by hand.
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FARMVILLE has launched an all-out attack on Christianity with evolutionist dinosaurs, strange animal sex acts, genetically modified “Frankenfoods” and endorsement of the depraved furrysexual lifestyle — all while exposing unsuspecting users to the degenerate, perverted cultures of the Dutch, the Germans and other foreign races.
In this shocking image taken directly from the FarmVille game, you can clearly see an ankylosaurus performing cross-species homogay mouthsex on a large male or “boomer” red kangaroo while a small boy in a furrysexual “furry” sex suit looks on in unabashed voyeuristic curiosity. The tail of the dinosaur is unnaturally erect, which is a subliminal reference to a tumescent phallus, and which also provides easy access to its sex parts. At the left of the photograph you can see a blasphemous hybrid “firefly cow” whose glowing hindquarters signal that it too is sexually “turned on” and is ready to be mounted by whatever animal, dinosaur, garden gnome or fantastical chimera wanders on to the farm next.
As is all too evident from this single, shocking screen shot, there are almost too many things wrong with this photograph to count, so it is best to count them.
1. Dinosaurs
The recent inclusion of dinosaurs in the game is a slap in the face for Bible-believing Christians everywhere. Such animals — which no longer exist — are the pin-up pets of radical, strident atheist biologists like Richard Dawkins, who claim that they “evolved” from earlier species over millions of years, rather than being part of God’s six-day creation of the universe less than 10,000 years ago. Adding insult to injury, so-called scientists deny that dinosaurs were wiped out in Noah’s flood, saying instead that they were wiped out by an asteroid impact. A very convenient asteroid impact, some might say. Except that the dinosaurs weren’t all wiped out because birds are actually dinosaurs. Whatever you say, Professor Dawkins!
According to this site dinosaurs never existed so how could they have evolved into Birds
2. Cross-species homogay animal sex
FarmVille offers almost unlimited permutations of simulated animal sex acts. It is quite possible, for example, to position an emu so that it appears to be sodomising a corgi, or to place a wombat so that it appears to be performing analingus (or “farm-rimming”) on a crocodile. Ornamental gnomes — some of them dressed in “furry” animal sex suits — can also be positioned so it appears that they are sexually penetrating animals or each other.
You the player have to position and set that up
your screen shots shows you set that up that makes you “the perv”
Imagine your unsuspecting son or daughter being “befriended” and groomed by a radical Muslim Islamist terrorist from Indonesia or Turkey! Or being told by an atheist Chinese or Japanese that there is no god!
its more lightly to be a Christian (christwire author)
other comments show you have a great knowledge of gay terms and seem to be very familer and comfortable with them despite your anti gay rants
we know you protest to much
we know your Gay
we know your very repressed
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9:25 am
Just cut and paste the whole internet next time.
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1:11 pm
eXbrony I forgot to ask, but did you notice the “firefly cow” has a golden aura all around its butt. Is that some kind of gay-code for come do me in the “A”?
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1:22 pm
Being gay myself, let me assure you that there is no such code.
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6:35 pm
Freaky, I’m surprised that you don’t know about the handkerchief code.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code#Examples
Billy Ray, if the cow’s glowing posterior is equivalent to a handkerchief, then the yellow colour would indicate an interest in “watersports”.
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6:41 pm
That’s *A* code, yes, but it’s not *the* code. You can signal pretty much anything just from accessories.
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6:45 pm
Sure, codes vary from city to city, and they don’t always have to involve handkerchiefs.
Where I live you really don’t want to put bananas in the child-seat part of your supermarket trolley on a Tuesday night. Unless you’re in to that sort of thing, of course.
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6:48 pm
There is also a silly bandz code http://christwire.org/2011/05/silly-bandz-the-secret-sexual-agenda/
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7:05 pm
That was a tremendous piece of journalism, August!
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4:14 pm
“…but did you notice the “firefly cow” has a golden aura all around its butt.”
Okay, let’s try this together, Rev. Maybe you’ll be able to do it on your own next time. Ready?
Firefly……..cow
Firefly…..cow
Firefly…cow
Firefly cow
There. Now that wasn’t so hard, was it? It’s a “firefly cow”!!!! What is it supposed to have glowing on it?!?
(Gay code. Crack me UP.)
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1:07 pm
eXbrony two things… 1st its great to see that you’re writing for the holy site. You’ve done such a wonderful feature here I’m surprised you haven’t pursued writing before. 2nd your article is full of good information on how today’s filth media is trying to usurp God and His word in order to lure teens and young adults into Satan’s arms. Thank you for revealing this to us all.
I have seen requests for me to engage in FarmVille (SinVille) on Facebook and now I’m sure glad I never accepted any of these requests. Keep up the good work and know you are sharing God’s word! Hope to see more from you soon.
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6:38 pm
Hi Billy Ray. Thanks very much for your kind words. I’m glad you’ve resisted the temptation to enter the sicko, moral-relativistic “anything does” dystopia of FarmVille.
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2:42 pm
The fossil record is a liberal fallacy created by communists, atheists, and homosexuals. Now they have dinosaurs on the internet too? And people are supposed to think they are real?
BTW, I love ExBrony writing. It is good to see someone who is unbiased and speaks the truth.
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6:40 pm
Thanks, August. As you point out, the so-called “dinosaur” skeletons in the so-called “science” museums have no penises visible — and nor do the dinosaurs in FarmVille. What’s going on there?
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11:59 pm
Bones do not rot like flesh. They become brittle and dry, eventually turning into dust unless they’re preserved somehow. Muscles, flesh and various body tissues are eaten by bacteria when the body dies. Penises are made of flesh, not bone.
That’s what’s going on there.
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12:13 am
Nice explanation, FV. It seems to have been found irrefutable. Mr. Weisz? ex?
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12:15 am
Lots of animals have penis bones. Why not dinosaurs?
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12:16 am
Lots do you say but not all? So since not all don’t does that mean they aren’t real?
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12:21 am
Penis bones? Really? Does cartilage sound familiar?
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12:26 am
Yes, penis bones. Not cartilage.
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12:32 am
Huh. What do you know. How lucky are the animals then? Now “FarmVille” animals, I’m thinking, aren’t so lucky. Do you realize how much code would be required for something that……tiny?
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12:35 am
No, how much?
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3:49 pm
“Lots of animals have penis bones. Why not dinosaurs?”
Penis bones? WTF?
Since when is penis a bone?
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9:07 am
36 says: “Since when is penis a bone?”
Laughing out loud! It isn’t a bone! I’m going to assume that you’re female.
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4:04 pm
“36 says: “Since when is penis a bone?”
Laughing out loud! It isn’t a bone! I’m going to assume that you’re female.”
Yeah… that’s all you can do… assume. Same as you assume that “homogay” = gay, which is not.
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12:19 am
Humans don’t have ‘penis bones’, does that mean that we aren’t real? And you’re seriously asking to see dino-dick on FarmVille? Christ, you’re deeper into the sick side of bronies than I thought.
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12:31 am
Not a brony.
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10:57 am
But… Why would you have a picture of a character from that show as your profile pic…?
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11:12 pm
Please don’t refer to a penis as a “dick,” “cock,” or “bratwurst” on this site. Those are vulgar terms. The interested youths that scan these pages for enlightenment may become misled by the use of those words and experience strange feelings in their loins which can only lead to climax-inducing self rape.
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7:09 am
” The interested youths that scan these pages for enlightenment may become misled by the use of those words…”
Hell, most of the “youth” who scan these pages could probably give you MORE names for your “woo-hoo winkie doodle”, Mr. Pen.
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12:27 am
exbrony: unbiased and speaks the truth.
while we’re at it.
August: a true man of God and a gospel legend
Susan: a Crusader of moral integrity.
Rev. Billy May: a man who’s wisdom of the world is only outmatched by his cultured perspective.
Bruce: God’s chosen Arbiter of law.
Erich Sean: a father figure of sorts who sets out to reach troubled souls and help guide them in the righteous path.
that should be good, I’m bored with it now and have a project to work on.
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12:41 am
These are all very accurate.
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9:11 pm
huh, someone deleted my wikiped link. I wonder why?
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5:04 pm
Susan is actually Blanch which is in turn a man… Which is a sin in its self since since they condemn cross dressers =3
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3:40 pm
“Depraved furrysexual lifestyle”
awesome, that means I’m doing it right.
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6:41 pm
Enjoy your dry-cleaning bills.
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12:10 am
I fail to see how dry-cleaning falls into the equation.
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12:17 am
“Cross threading” by the Gelding. He likes to try confusing readers.
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9:05 am
You don’t clean your furry suit? Ew…
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6:23 am
“Cross-species homogay animal sex
FarmVille offers almost unlimited permutations of simulated animal sex acts. It is quite possible, for example, to position an emu so that it appears to be sodomising a corgi, or to place a wombat so that it appears to be performing analingus (or “farm-rimming”) on a crocodile. Ornamental gnomes — some of them dressed in “furry” animal sex suits — can also be positioned so it appears that they are sexually penetrating animals or each other.”
Didn’t know you’re such a perv that you do such things….
Also there is no “homogay animal sex”…gosh… when you will learn it?
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7:04 am
“there is no “homogay animal sex” ”
Of course there is. http://christwire.org/2012/06/gay-animals-may-be-possessed-by-demons-says-christian-thinker/
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8:04 am
1. You still don’t get the illogical meaning of “homogay”? Also it’s not even a word.
2. There is a “may be” in the title. Also you have no proof that gay animals are possessed by whatsoever.
3. Keep make yourself look more stupid. I actually enjoy it.
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8:50 am
1. “Homogay” is not illogical, and it is a word.
2. Do you understand the difference between a straight news report and an opinion piece?
3. I don’t looks stupid; you do.
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10:33 pm
You sir, are the epitome of stupidity.
Also, Homogay is not recognized as a real word in any dictionary. How about you just say “gay” and look a little less idiotic.
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9:47 am
1. When you find “homogay” in a dictionary with a logical deffinition, than tell me about it.
2. Do you understand the difference between “may be” and “they are”?
3. Yes you do look stupid.
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8:45 pm
Um… “3. I don’t looks stupid; you do.” Oh, sweetie… If you’re going to argue with people who don’t live in a delusional fantasy world, at least make sure you’re using proper grammar since you attack theirs when you don’t have a valid argument! The grammatically correct reply would have been “I don’t LOOK stupid.” No “s”.
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8:35 am
How clever. You linked 36 back to THIS page. I would have expected at least an outside link. When someone questions your……”article” (in other words, doubts your sources), you don’t link them right back it. That’s not proving anything. That’s just technically “repeating” yourself.
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8:48 am
There are lots of homogay animals.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals
If you don’t trust Wiki go down to the bottom and click through to the original sources.
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9:48 am
It’s called homosexual. Not “homogay”… ah idiots those days… some do never learn….
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11:15 pm
Do you protest Merriam-Webster when they release their annual list of new words? If not, you’re a dirty hypocrite.
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11:20 pm
Well said, Erich!
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9:01 am
“Do you protest Merriam-Webster when they release their annual list of new words?”
I know I don’t. But, I have YET to see “homogay” on the list. Now the Urban Dictionary is another story.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=homogay
It makes me laugh at the definitions given. It’s like a bunch of YOU wrote them…..when you were 12.
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2:58 pm
I don’t check for every page looking where they use such “words”. Besides, if you do know that the use of it is wrong, then you shouldn’t use it. Hypocrite.
It’s not in any dictionary and it wont be.
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9:13 am
Is the furry still trying to act like a big boy?
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2:51 am
I am sure these people have better things they could be doing with their lives besides hunching over computers and typing idiotic articles that have barely any truth or sense in them. Most arguments they make are invalid, and can easily be proved as such.
Sir, you have to possibility to move simple dolls for little girls to look like they are having sex, but that doesn’t make dolls instruments of Satan. They’re just toys. That’s just a game.
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10:56 pm
Why would you do that with dolls? You are sick.
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3:00 pm
“It is quite possible, for example, to position an emu so that it appears to be sodomising a corgi, or to place a wombat so that it appears to be performing analingus (or “farm-rimming”) on a crocodile. Ornamental gnomes — some of them dressed in “furry” animal sex suits — can also be positioned so it appears that they are sexually penetrating animals or each other.”
Why would you do such things in a game? You are sick.
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3:30 pm
“”Pony boy from Bareback mountain”"
When is your new piece about facebooks new game “Bubble Witch”
coming out
Hurry up we all want to rip you “Another ASSHOLE”
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3:55 pm
My son, the Jesus freak, had to go onto Facebook and check out this “game.” Being the neighborhood’s foremost leading authority on Jesus, I firmly believe his findings.
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First of all, there are no Pissers on any of the male animals. Pissers are sometimes used for sexing. He thinks this is an abomination and ALL AGAINST EVERYTHING GOOD AND HOLY! “Jesus would not want anyone playing this game!” he said. Thusly, he contacted a mutual friend from Church who is very good on graphic design. “I am going to start a game on Facebook called *PISSERVILLE*” he exclaimed. “Jesus will be in charge,” he went on, “and everyone will have to try to get a bigger Pisser!” According to my son, Jesus had the hugest Pisser of anyone ever. It may have been as big as 30 inches long. “Jews will be made fun of in the game,” he said. Everyone knows that Jews have tiny little rubbery pissers that rarely are longer than 3 inches.
Signed,
Cripplehard
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8:42 pm
Hmm…still haven’t sought any therapy, Cripplehard? For you OR your twisted son?
(Pisserville. PIG!)
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10:45 pm
This is a very heartfelt and worthwhile article, from brother exbrony. It must have been a very emotional thing for him to write on these issues when considering his past struggles with bestiality and the twiddlewinkee sexualism that our precious children are exposed to on a constant basis.
Please watch out whenever you “befriend” someone on one of these internet playrooms as you are in effect running your hand on the person’s crotch area when you click the button.
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10:58 pm
Thank you, Brother Cassidy. While I am now free of the evils of ponysexuality, subjects like this do dredge up traumatic memories.
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11:03 pm
You’re certainly welcome. I am deeply pleasured by your triumph over sin and your commitment to spreading the truth through this holy forum.
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11:11 pm
I just want to help steer impressionable young minds away from the stables of depravity!
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12:09 am
You two both make me as happy as when a white person landed on the moon. Good times.
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9:03 am
“You two both make me as happy as when a white person landed on the moon.”
Racist.
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2:06 am
I quit playing video games after Glen Beck proved they are a liberal agenda going as far back as Miss Pacman, who was a feminist icon.
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8:57 pm
Sounds to me like this person either did a lot of research (wouldn’t it be a sin to research porn?) or they have a lot of depraved ideas floating around in that LITTLE head of theirs. Seriously. It. Is. A. GAME! A GAME! Chess can be erotic, but I have yet to see anyone bash it as such. ANY game can be made to be erotic. All it takes is a little imagination which MyLittlePony seems to have a LOT of…
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3:11 am
Im laughing so hard right now. MAKE MORE POSTS EXBRONY !!!
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7:21 pm
This farmville is a horrible godless thing that is destroying America as we know it.
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8:26 pm
You must be joking, right, Susie? That is ridiculous. How could a simple (and I do mean SIMPLE) game like Farmville be destroying America?
“…as we know it.”
Hmmm…that would explain a lot.
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11:08 am
Yeah not funny..
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5:11 pm
I am the lord and i am fapping to all of this…
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10:14 am
Filp the cross upside down and set fire to it
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11:42 pm
Dude… I didn’t think you had it in you. Of course I’m seeing it for the 1st time right now… about 6 months after it was posted and I want you to know that I shall forever carry the awesome burden of my shame and guilt to the grave!
I love this story!!! Thanks…
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12:16 am
Hi Billy. Thanks very much for that… again.
I guess you don’t remember leaving those comments further up.
Cheers,
Ex
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12:16 am
I’m just glad that you got to enjoy it a second time.
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8:44 am
Claire: The sweetest little cupcake ever baked.
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2:20 am
When did I ever claim to be any of the things that you claim me to be?
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8:20 pm
hey! Exbony get’s the idea
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1:03 am
Thanks for picking up the typo, Claire!
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7:44 am
Have a great day now!
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10:52 pm
Are you talking to yourself here or has Claire been “wiped out”? Seems everyone is talking to NO one. Huh.
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7:39 am
a lot of my posts seem to have been deleted as well
one in this thread for certain
I told pre September to dig his daddy up open the box and see if his papa’s corpse still had a dick or if it had rotted away.
you get the idea ?
“Oh Missing Post where fore art thou”
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7:49 am
I find it very unprofessional as well as very “directing” that posts were removed. This is how they keep the “story” going in THEIR direction.
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9:49 am
Don’t kid yourself, PeePee. Nobody deleted any of your comments. The crap you post is so inconsequential that it wouldn’t be worth the keystrokes.
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8:06 am
Agree and it also places a lot of their comments in context in a very embarrassing and stupid light.
Would have been far better, for the continuity of the threads, if they just overstriked the relevant posts.
But then that would take the Services of a reasonably competent Webmaster.
They Cannot find one who would risk his professional reputation Baby-Sitting this Poorly coded Site Appropriately parodied as Cultwire or Crapwire
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9:51 am
Maniac, you clearly have no idea what you’re talking about.
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10:21 am
Well then, if that’s the case (that no body deleted any comments at all, because that was Mainiac’s point), then apparently you had a random conversation by yourself earlier this month.
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11:12 am
These naysayers are nuts. They see things that arent there.
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7:14 am
You must think I’m new to this, Gelding. The removal of posts just makes people think that the administration of this site feel there’s “something to hide”. Would you care to be the one who explains just what that might be? Hmm?
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11:18 am
Sounds like you’re talking about Pony Boy.
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7:10 am
There’s an old saying that fits here very well, Mr. Weisz:
“What’s seen can’t be UN-seen.”
Nice try though.
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11:43 am
“And yet you reply”
They all take the time and effort to try to reply
whats that Sorry missed that are you sure
hey you missing Claire? you used to like playing with her
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1:03 am
Thanks for picking up the typo, Claire!
it was only a couple of posts above this
Never mind here is a message from Claire
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