Female Driver has Orgasm. Jumps Car on Freeway
(chrisTwire)—There is a reason that women should not vote, make medical decisions, or even drive. They are prone to hysteria.
What is female hysteria? Before the days of liberalism and feminism, hysteria was a common and accurate medical diagnosis. Women considered to be suffering from it exhibited a wide array of symptoms including faintness, nervousness, sexual desire, insomnia, fluid retention, heaviness in abdomen, muscle spasm, shortness of breath, irritability, loss of appetite for food or sex, and “a tendency to cause trouble”
The only known cures for hysteria were prayer and a pelvic massage, to be administered by an experienced professional and continued until the female is cured through hysterical paroxysm.
The problem with Hysteria is women lose control of themselves while experiencing hysteria. And sometimes can be a danger to others.
Here is a video of a woman orgasiming while driving. She is lucky she did not harm herself or other drivers.
The only damage was a wet spot in the seat which required professional cleaning.
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- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Senator August Weisz
Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves.
http://christwire.org/august-weisz-biography
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5:04 pm
Not too bad, Mr. Weisz. Of course, it would have been more believable if you had used a diagnosis that hadn’t been rebutted some 60 or 70 years ago. Then again…….probably not.
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7:41 pm
In the Road to Wellville documentary, it took the whole doctors fist to cure Bridget Fonda’s hysteria. I have watched that part like 50 times. He actually cured her friend at the same time with his other hand. Now that is a doctor!
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11:45 pm
so you like your porn hardcore, then.
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9:12 am
he is missing the MS paint image.
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6:01 pm
“The only damage was a wet spot in the seat which required professional cleaning.”
“” Qualifications needed “” for Cleaner
B.Sc Civil Engineering, Minor in Mathematics, University of Washington 84’
M.Sc Geology, University of Colorado 86’
M.Sc Construction Management, University of Idaho 87’
D.Eng University of Washington 91’
“Cleaning method to be used ”
one Tongue carefully applied to wet patch moving in regular increasing circles
Dry with pages torn from copy of Bible
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6:20 pm
Don’t be disgusting!
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6:20 pm
What a lovely photograph, August. Is she a friend of yours?
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6:22 pm
Thanks for asking, she is our current Au-pair.
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6:58 pm
That’s why you have a picture of a porn star, right?
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7:14 pm
We forgive all peoples past deeds.
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9:03 pm
Except she’s still in business. Good fail on your part.
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8:04 pm
Does it take a fist to calm her down too, Mr. Weisz? Just curious as to whether that would work on her.
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10:48 pm
Why cant these emosexual camera men ever keep a decent shot?
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9:14 am
cause you touch your self.
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2:48 pm
Susan B. Xenu
July 3, 2012
10:48 pm
“Why cant these emosexual camera men ever keep a decent shot?”
“Ha Ha Ha Slutty Suzie b with the cobweb filled Crack”
The Camera man was Good old AugDisgust Weiszcracker he wrote the crap he PIMPED the “Au-pair porno Starlet”
The quality of the picture is because his other hand was taming his Purple headed Pocket pit Viper
So According to you Suzi “”August is an emosexual”"
Take your time thinking out your reply
Because every time you used to menstruate you lost Brain Cells and at your age you ain’t got alot left we don’t want the few you got left to have an aneurysm
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11:50 pm
that looked like fun. only thing missing was another car and a mini-gun duel.
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10:12 pm
“The only damage was a wet spot in the seat which required professional cleaning.”
If only this sorry excuse of a site was just as possible to clean…..
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3:40 pm
Proof positive women are 6th class citizens – right after Negroes, Jews, Muslims, Liberals and homosexuals. This came up at the dinner table last night. My son and I were trying to explain to the women why we have pissers and they don’t. “Jesus said Pissers make the world go round,” my son exclaimed. My son and I have huge pissers; mine is 24 inches and his is 18 inches, but he is only sixteen. Orgasms, unless STRICTLY for sport, are a sin. My son says Jesus used to masturbate all the time, but not for sex reasons. Jesus hated the thought of sex. My son knows this. In fact, when his female sibling was eight – he took her and thrust her crotch onto the Singer Sewing Machine and sewed up her “sex hole,” as he put it. As far as the “stain” on the seat, my son said that car is now THE DEVIL’S VEHICLE and should be washed in Holy Water. The seat itself must be burned! He also thinks a priest should masturbate at it, driving the devil out.
“Satan is afraid of God-Loving Pissers,” my son claims. He should know! He is a Jesus freak and the neighborhood’s leading foremost authority on Jesus. He’s only sixteen and he’s working on his Thesis for when he attends college to acquire his Masters Degree in Theology.
Signed,
Cripplehard
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4:23 pm
I take back what I said in response to another of your posts, Crip. Your son doesn’t need LOTS of therapy. You BOTH do. (Scary mindset.)
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7:02 pm
You are hysterical.
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7:27 pm
Clare, in my mind’s eye I picture you in front of your computer with a scowl on your face, waving a dildo at the screen with one hand and furiously stroking one of your various kitties with the other. How close am I? Bruce could tell us.
Sorry for the mental picture I may have stirred up in y’all, both naysayers and believers alike.
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9:35 pm
Claire, you seem to find misogyny in everything.
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9:40 pm
Considering how August is blaming a woman for what was actually an act of nature, yeah, I’d say he’s pretty much a misogynistic bastard.
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10:36 pm
Oh and you dont? Oh wait when it suits you you dont see it.
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10:56 pm
Wrong! I am very much alive.
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2:31 pm
Claire, what if the gunmen got the wrong target? I’d ask for your money back because clearly that hitman didn’t do a good job…
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7:02 pm
There is nothing about the article to chastise.
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7:07 pm
No, science is not misogynistic.
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8:11 pm
“No, science is not misogynistic.”
Maybe, but the BS you wrote IS.
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