God Blows Up Glacier in Greenland, Expresses Anger with Al Gore and Global Warming Radicals
God has once again put his great power on display, this time by striking down an iceberg outside Greenland. With just a little judo chop of his mighty hand, God cracked this giant iceberg straight in half and managed to cause a tsunami! Behold!
God did this because liberals will not shut up about global warming. Just because there are wildfires and droughts all throughout America, Al Gore and his yes men are trying to say this is all proof that global warming exists.
These radical fools don’t even use science! Unlike us who have proven WITH BIBLE SOURCES that this weather is being caused by gays, Chinese commies, Judas’ who masquerade as friends until they see the opportunity to seize glory for themselves
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Author: Abe
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4:56 pm
All I see is a ice falling off an iceberg, which happens everyday.
“Unlike us who have proven WITH BIBLE SOURCES”
Lets break this down.
A: No where does it say in the bible that homosexuals, Chinese people and Judas cause icebergs to crack and break. Provide with these so called “sources”.
B: The bible is full of crap. You can’t use that as a reliably source.
C: You follow these make believe “sources” that came from the bible but you don’t follow anything else from it. I don’t see you killing kids who misbehave, or killing woman who aren’t virgins on the wedding day.
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9:19 pm
Quit making your self look stupid. This site is obviously a fake site, tho considering the modern right it can be confusing.
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5:26 pm
Crackerjack Abe what the fuck you Smoking
God cracked this giant iceberg straight in half and managed to cause a tsunami! Behold!
You make the calving wave which is normal for Iceberg when they shed into a Tsunami! Technically yes its a Tsunami but then again a Fat American jumping into the Sea is creating a technical Tsunami
Why Oh why did you not find video footage of the Tidal bore in the bay of Fundy or the river Seven Tidal bore in England they are Daily events and far more sensational video’s that you could have perverted for you story
People Surf these bore’s you could have fantasized that god was sweeping them to their Sinners Doom
Your A crap Fantasy story teller
marks out of 10 = 1 (for showing Factual video)
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8:18 pm
“Unlike us who have proven WITH BIBLE SOURCES that this weather is being caused by gays, Chinese commies, Judas’ who masquerade as friends until they see the opportunity to seize glory for themselves”
Are you a comedian? Because this is just hilarious
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1:13 am
Why is using the Bible as proof funny to you? It is the word of God and so you know, God did create all life on Earth. God is love, knowledge and the creator of all things.
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1:16 am
God is a fictional character from a old fictional book. He’s not real.
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1:16 am
Watch your tongue young man and apologize to your God.
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1:20 am
I can’t apologize to something that isn’t there.
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2:08 am
In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. – Genesis 1:1
Try to disprove that with your Big Bang. Remember, you have to cite sources and a reproducable experiment.
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3:05 am
You are trying to bring bible quotes to an argument? You’ve already lost because of that.
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3:29 am
The Bible is 100% fact.
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5:21 am
ABE
Rumour has it you were Head shot by a Sniper
Apparently the bullet went in one ear came out the other and didn’t Hit anything .
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5:54 am
Adam Nelson
July 22, 2012
3:29 am
The Bible is 100% fact.
“and it can be Burned”
Satan now Requires all Christians to Bring their Copy of the Bible to Hell as an Economy measure in this Age of Austerity.
Belzabab spokesperson for Satan Burn in Hell.inc said to a Christwire Author/contributor
“Look Dick Breath There is a Global Energy and Resource Shortage we have to Recycle as Much Crap as we Can.
Bring your Own Bible is about finding Replacement Fuel for the Fire’s of Hell.
Fuck me You Think these Fires Fuel themselves.
Right this Interview is over but Before you return to Christwire .org
you See this Pineapple you know where i am going to shove it.
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1:38 pm
“The Bible is 100% fact.”
Oh really? What about all the contradictions? Jesus said to love and forgive, and yet how many times has murder been the choice that people should immediately go to whenever someone does anything? And does this mean that you also support slavery and believe that women are property?
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5:39 am
Adam Nelson
July 22, 2012
1:13 am
Why is using the Bible as proof funny to you? It is the word of God and so you know, God did create all life on Earth. God is love, knowledge and the creator of all things.
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Because its a book of Stories ,>it says so itself<
"its not the word of God"
"Its Hearsay" its what "other people say is the word of God"
Hearsay is not Recognized as FACT
Does quoting from "My little Pony" or "Mark Twain" or " L. Ron. Hubbard " make things a gospel fact.
they would be just as "true facts" as Quoting your Story book
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10:37 pm
Trying to prove something by using the bible is like trying to breath underwater
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9:57 am
Yes, underwater you use Self Containted Underwater Breathing Apparatus to live (scuba). Everywhere, you use Basic Instuctions Before Leaving Earth to live (Bible).
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10:17 am
Invented by a Frenchman
don’t that make it a device of the devil
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10:22 am
Adam Nelson
“Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth to live (Bible).”
“Before Leaving Earth to live ”
WHERE AND WHEN ARE YOU GOING
WE CANNOT WAIT FOR YOU TO LEAVE PLANET EARTH
maybe those ungodly Alien’s that live out there wont have to travel to Earth to rectally probe you.
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12:22 am
I’m sure the gay’s just told him where to aim.
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12:24 am
BIBLE SOURCES? that’s a new one did they change the bible again and the new 2013 bible’s will say it’s the gays?
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8:04 am
This is TOO funny (as usual), Abe. I watched that video on the news. It was fast becoming a Youtube hit. It seems you got caught up in the hype. It was a tourist boat doing the glacier tour. The video has NOTHING to do with “global warming”.
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2:49 pm
“These radical fools don’t even use science! Unlike us who have proven WITH BIBLE SOURCES that this weather is being caused by gays, Chinese commies, Judas’ who masquerade as friends until they see the opportunity to seize glory for themselves.”
You never proved anything like this.
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