Hetalia Anime Review-
Axis Powers Hetalia is the first Series of a popular anime(japanese animation), the next series name is World Series.
Let’s begin with the plot.
Hetalia was originally a web comic written by Hidakaz Himaruya, meant solely for a small chuckle.
Hetalia is about countries personified as anime characters (though they are slightly stereotyped, it is meant to help the viewer get a laugh from it) Examples include:America- Convinced he’s the hero of the world, likes to talk the loudest, and oblivious to the atmosphere of the conversations around him.
England- A formal gentleman who absolutely despises France and tolerates America
Italy (north)- Pasta loving womanizer who surrenders at any slight provocation of violence towards him
Italy(South): A grumpy man who is extremely harsh towards any male, yet surprisingly tolerant when around women. He enjoys Tomatoes, which were introduced to him by Spain.
You get the point. The first series is mainly about, you guessed it, World War 2, although there is no actual violence, it is just to establish the friendship between the cheery Italy and grumpy Germany. There are many political and historical jokes put into play. Each episode is 5 minutes long, and although there is a bit of fanservice, there isn’t any actual countries coupled together. Although the cute Art style and (somewhat) educational sections, I don’t recomend this for a young audience. This is for more of the age group of 16+ Due to the language, and overal plot of season 1. Although they depict the Axis as the protagonists of season 1, they still make everything light-hearted and humorous. If you are ever looking for a good laugh, Hetalia is always a good alternative.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: GeminiStarforce324
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4:36 pm
Hetalia? Why have I never heard of it? Strange. When did it come out?
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5:21 am
A few years ago. 2006 to be precise.
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6:34 pm
omgomgombofgmomOMofgmbgvfobfv OMFG. I love Hetalia <3
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7:16 pm
They’re correct about America we are the heroes of the world.
I get a feeling it may be more of a secret front to sell homosexuality. I mean where are the women?
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7:27 pm
There are a handful of women characters, and because the characters are representatives of countries, and you believe women should be behind men, why do you want a female representative of a country?
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6:09 pm
I saw that one character called “Germany”. She’s a woman.
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7:23 pm
I am a major fan of Hetalia, and I can assure you that Germany is a man. However, the creator of Hetalia, Himaruya Hidekaz, has made female versions of most of the main characters, so you may have seen Fem!Germany.
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9:59 pm
You mean Germania? German is Germany’s ancestor, he just has long hair. He was friends with Rome.
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7:41 am
“They’re correct about America we are the heroes of the world.”
By beeing in war for over 200 years and killing milions of people in that time? Yeah… that’s totaly “hero”…
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7:26 pm
The creator decided gender based on whether or not a nation seemed masculine or feminine. So far, there are ten female nations (Hungary, Taiwan, Vietnam, Liechtenstein, Belgium, Belarus, Ukraine, Wy, Monaco, Seychelles) and ongoing. Most of the characters are male, but that’s just coincidental.
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10:01 pm
What is this pedogay nonsense?
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10:09 pm
Why are you calling this ‘pedogay’ when the author made no mention of any priest?
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2:48 am
LN, none of the Christwire flock are Catholics.
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3:52 am
you prefer reverend or pastor ? they are all the same anyway religious are pedophile and child rapist
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4:23 am
The Catholics have more of them, and the Catholic clergy are instructed from the top down to cover up the rape of children.
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2:03 am
I praise you. Will you marry me? I tip my nonexistent hat to you, good sir/madam
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7:56 pm
I’ll tell you what, Its a stupid, nonsensical anime filled with political and homosexual propaganda to dumb down the good people of the world!..and take away our guns!
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11:46 pm
hetalia anime review more like sinful pedogay japanese pornography review. i pray that god would smite you liberal heretic scum.
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3:04 am
but the gays can trick him sounds like the gays have more power over YOU thing you your self has how sad really.
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3:53 am
heretic ? you know what it’s mean it’s mean that if we have commited a crime against a church like stealing or Killing or even burning a church
since we doN,t care about church we are not heretic Not happy by what we do just go Lock yourself in your church we woN,t disturb you
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4:20 am
“heretic ? you know what it’s mean it’s mean that if we have commited a crime against a church like stealing or Killing or even burning a church”
No. That is not what heresy means. Heresy is holding a religious opinion contrary to church dogma.
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9:15 am
I’m a heretic
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10:45 am
That’s not heresy, honey. That’s sacriledge. And contrarily to popular belief, you don’t actually need to be a churchmonkey to know that.
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2:04 am
See you in hell, asshole.
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2:53 am
“Hetalia” could easily be mistyped as “hentai” if children were searching for it on Bing!
The whole thing is probably a perverted Japanese ruse to expose children to poorly animated tentacle pornography.
But nothing the Japanese do surprises me. They used to have vending machines that sold schoolgirls’ used panties. Sickos.
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3:06 am
Ya children should be reading the bible and all it killing, rapes, and stoning and swearing.
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3:12 am
How about the part in 2 Kings when God sent two bears to maul the shit out of 42 kids who were teasing Elisha for being bald? That was hilarious!
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3:48 am
that is funny cause i just saw an image that said be good kid’s or god will send bears to kill you.
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4:21 am
Well, that is the basic message of the story, yes.
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4:41 am
oh ya dont for get all the sex in the bible too then again i guess that counts under all the rape.
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4:44 am
Oh, I haven’t forgotten.
Do you have a point? Or are you just gibbering aimlessly?
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7:45 am
You find it funny when someone hurt kids?
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5:19 pm
Well he does love his pony im sure if the bear’s attacked a pony he tell us on this site and go after them bears.
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9:53 am
I don’t recomend this for a young audience
-Gemini
“Hetalia” could easily be mistyped as “hentai” if children were searching for it on Bing!
Exbrony
What? What do the creators of some obscure anime stand to gain from that? What is the point? They have nothing to gain, yet by your logic that is what happens?
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10:10 pm
Don’t knock Hetalia!
You’ve just a thing for going gainst everything that isn’t in your view. We say Black you say White.
The only majorly perverte thing in the anime is France, but he’ll go for anything that moves. There is a viewer rating on it, dumbfuck, so if a child does see it they either won’t get it or it’s the parents fault. It doesnt do anything to anyone, except changes the way you look at a world map.
As you preach to non believers, ‘don’t believe what the media tells you!’ because this site IS a form of media. Hypocrites.
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10:54 pm
Haha, I love France. It might be a stereotype of French people but they do say French is the language of love!! lol, Hetalia is awesome. Me and one of my friends would always be talking about it… haha she even drew me Finland being all cute while swearing… XD
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1:00 pm
I’m a Canada Cosplayer :3
I don’t know how you can’t love Hetalia, it’s just too awesome (almost as awesome as Prussia xP)
I’ve got a feeling Finland’s like a mini Russia before he cracked :3
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5:41 pm
No one knows with Finland, he’s just Finland XD OMG, mentioning Prussia makes me think of the fact that I’m related to Prussian royalty… XD
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11:53 am
Okay, I have decided to give this show an objective critical view and let’s just say I was quite surprised. I was right in saying that the show is nothing but gay men, but something odd I did note is that it doesn’t pander to gay men, but rather its intended audience is women. I was curious to see why that is.
After some serious research I saw that it is related to Japan’s insidious plot to lower the global birthrate. Through the use of these cartoons 75% of the young men in Japan aren’t interested in perusing relationships. A sort of escapism is involved in these cartoons that harkens back to their grandfathers and how the women of their time were submissive and loyal. Nothing like the feminist she hulks of today. As such the women of that country are incredibly frustrated, and much like the lonely “fag hags” of the west, seek out the company of a homogay to become their adopted husband. Seeing an opportunity to further refine their birthrate lowering weapon, the Japanese started to make Cartoons that depicted gay men produced to specifically fulfill the “fag hag” desires of those frustrated women.
Their plan is working beautifully, more people are dying off than are being born in that tiny Island nation, What’s most worrying though is that they’re weaponizing this method and actively applying it to the western nations. Possibly to weaken their enemies before they launch their invasion force.
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12:28 pm
So basically you got off on a cartoon about humanized nations and now you’re blaming Japan that you made a mess?
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6:35 am
” Through the use of these cartoons 75% of the young men in Japan aren’t interested in perusing relationships. A sort of escapism is involved in these cartoons that harkens back to their grandfathers and how the women of their time were submissive and loyal. Nothing like the feminist she hulks of today. As such the women of that country are incredibly frustrated, and much like the lonely “fag hags” of the west, seek out the company of a homogay to become their adopted husband. Seeing an opportunity to further refine their birthrate lowering weapon, the Japanese started to make Cartoons that depicted gay men produced to specifically fulfill the “fag hag” desires of those frustrated women.”
Care to prove it or you talk shit again?
What’s a “homogay” again? You will never learn that, right?
And what’s wrong, if a woman has a gay or a bisexual as a friend?
“Their plan is working beautifully, more people are dying off than are being born in that tiny Island nation, What’s most worrying though is that they’re weaponizing this method and actively applying it to the western nations. Possibly to weaken their enemies before they launch their invasion force.”
They wont lunch any invasion. Stop doing drugs already.
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2:04 am
Nope, just a bunch of gay guys. Pretty hot if you ask me.
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11:07 am
where is MR Mid West America Christian
He is a Racist Sexist Homophobic Ranting Christian who cannot tell the Difference between his Dick and a Snake.
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1:06 pm
Ahh, Britain and Canada are my favorites!
Britain – a cynical gentleman (also a former pirate and punk) who has a love for sarcasm and tea. He can’t cook for the life of him, and is skilled in black magic and curses. Constantly bickers with France for what ever small reasons. Former carer of America, who’s personality is stated above.
Canada – America’s brother who looks exactly like him. Because of his physical likeness, he is often mistaken for America, which causes him to receive trouble from Cuba. He is barely noticed by anyone and everyone forgets his name all the time. Former charge of France, who is a major pervert and constantly fighting with Britain.
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2:37 pm
I don’t watch Hetalia but in High School in my AP US History classes we always had this group of girls that would use Hetalia references every time we had a project or a presentation.
Needless to say, those girls were pretty awesome.
And at Anime Expo there was a female America Cosplayer, cosplaying as Captain America.
When she saw me she shrieked at me and hugged me so hard I almost passed out and then she followed me for an hour. Probably because I was Kid Loki.
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10:56 pm
I SEEN THE PICS ON DA!!!!
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2:06 am
Give her the awesome uterus award for me.
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9:50 pm
i would have thought france would be the one to always surrender. you could probably take over that country with 3 people and one bb gun with minimal strategy.
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11:08 am
Lol i thought it was hentai..
First time to hear about hetailia, but seems interesting..
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12:14 am
Wow, bravo GeminiStarforce324! Not only do I love Hetalia, but this has to be the first article I’ve seen on this site that didn’t make me want to rant for hours. You’re not biased, and there doesn’t seem to be anything hateful at all in here. Also, good for you, being openly pansexual on a site like this. I respect you.
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