Sunnydale, CA – Area hipsters bask in unwashed glory at their new 666 Park, a new ‘Mecca’ of sorts where they plan to create a new version of religious shedding. Local hipster James Alvarez reported, “Atheism is just too mainstream. God hating needs to get back to its roots and be original. We’re totally gonna innovate this, it’s an art.”
The 666 Park monument is being declared an object of hate by Richard Dawkins, who said hipsters are ‘intolerant’ idiots.