Is The “Glee Project” Teaching Our Children To Be Gay Retards?
(This is a lengthy post with numerous multimedia graphics. I pray that you read this post in its entirety)
By Mark E. Figs
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It’s Tuesday night in an average unsaved American’s home, and on the television screen is a twisted snuff film, complete with singing, homosexual sin and disabled sexuality. Could this be a new Judd Apatow film or something by the gluttonous lesbian Lena Dunham?
No, this is far worse than any bone-dry, mumbling abortion of a film that Dunham could ever hope tp make. The depravity I am describing is the “Glee Project,” a lavish celebration of diseased homosexual retards.
The criterion for appearing on the show appears to be as follows: be afflicted with the homosexual virus, suffer from some crippling mental sickness, and be unable to be a normal functioning member of society. How else can you explain a cast made up of sickening lesbians, a crippled slut, a blind (possibly gay man) a whorish Muslim, someone afflicted with “Autism” disease and a transgendered homosexual (among others)?
The sick fact of the “Glee Project” is that it is encouraging our children to be gay retards in order to validate their self-worth. It’s a fact that autism is a product of the 20th century – a psychosomatic disorder invented by the healthcare industry to trick parents into thinking that their children suffers from some faux ailment – how else could you explain its absence from the Bible? “Autism” seems to be nothing more than negligent parents quickly assigning a label to God-ordained behavior. If parents of “Autistic” children spent more time getting to know their children, instead of drinking wine-coolers and other spirits, and smoking cigarettes, then they might see that their child is merely blessed with a unique personality by the one true God. But I digress.
The “Glee Project” is a “project” similar to the sinful Nazi experiments of yesteryear — instead of teaching our children that it is ok to eat red meat, shoot guns, and possess a gravely yet powerful voice, this show is promoting a gaudy lifestyle full of disease and gay sex. Do you want your young, muscle bound son to prance around a stage, dancing and singing faggoty show tunes? Does it sound appealing to think of your daughter sashaying her way across stage, smiling and batting her filthy eyes in a burlesque manner while flaunting her voluptuous breasts and buttocks, shaking these God-given assets in front of hormonal young men who want to “mount” her “doggystyle?”
No! We need our young men to be able to straight-blooded Christian males, capable of killing a deer or other large predatory animal with nothing more than a knife! Our daughters need to be thin, subservient woman capable of producing healthy children! The “Glee Project” is nothing but a thinly-veiled attempt to coerce our children into becoming homosexual gays with mental deficiencies.
Instead of teaching our children to be avid Bible navigators, notorious liberal and avid homosexual Ryan Murphy has created a showcase of shorts, for the mentally handicapped and sick to flaunt their limited (and sinful) skillsets. Every show contains this group of rag-fag sinners singing a song for the “Homework Challenge” with the winner of said “challenge” getting one-on-one showbiz tips on how to sin and anger God from an already established Glee cast member.
After that the group learns a risqué and awful dance routine in order to film a music video in the mold of secular mainstay MTV. After these mostly sexually charged pieces, the group is brought back for the elimination process – curiously named the “bottom” three. Yes, the unlucky few who do not perform well during the week are brought in front of Ryan Murphy in order for him to assess their “bottoming*” skills.
(*Bottoming refers to the process of gay homosexual sex, in which a man lays down on his back – or on his bottom, where the term originates — his buttocks exposed and invites another man to park his girthy genitals inside of the darkened anus cavern.)
Teaching our children how to sing, dance and emulate those with mental sickness (autism and transgendered-inclinations) is not beneficial to America’s growth as a Christian country. The myth of autism has poisoned this country long enough – with Ryan Murphy’s guidance every child will aspire to have mental illness in order to fit in and be “cool.” They will want to bare their flesh and gallop around like the homosexuals on Broadway. They will be preoccupied with singing sinful pop hits. And Jesus will weep, and continue to weep while the singing homosexuals fill our country with more disabilities to fill our children’s head and distract them from Bible verse memorization.
I am going to end this article with a headshot of every cast member, as well as some key facts about them.
Abe – A Buddihst with piercings. God abhors piercings but Abe proudly displays one in his eyebrow for the world to see. His voice is often described as “gay.” He is proud of being “sassy” which is an inherent trait found in men suffering from the homosexual virus.
Ali – The wheelchair-bound slut of the group, Ali is constantly patronizing her inability to walk by choosing roles that emphasize her immobility. She is over-the-top and often “in the zone” which is code for “craving pre-marital sex.”
Aylin – A Turkish Muslim, her religion alone is enough to repel Christian viewers. Instead America is subjected to a MUSLIM who flaunts her promiscuous sexuality. She is a known 9/11 denier and often brags about her mother’s lack of information concerning her (Aylin) sexuality, including her participation in “lipstick parties” and mouth orgies.
Blake – Blake is a strong, well-developed man. He is rippling with muscles and is full of vigor. He is mostly of pure heart, although he at times does flirt with the other men. He would benefit from enrolling in my all-boys summer camp, “Uncle Marky’s Sleepover Shack.”
Charlie – A sufferer of “autism”, Charlie is an avid race-mixer (pursuing a relationship with the ungodly Aylin) and self-centered blowhard. He is brash and idiotic, which is no doubt from being labeled “autistic.” His problems obviously stem from poor parenting, as is commonplace in households with “autistic” children.
Dani – This disgusting lesbian is a Justin Bieber clone, and much like Bieber himself, God hates her sin. She is often confused for a man, and is undoubtedly making her parents disappointed with her horrendous fashion sense and lifestyle choices.
Lily Mae – This Adele clone is a large bully who often intimidates the others into giving up their measly food rations. She claims the additional calories give her voice more “strength.” She enjoys baring her flesh and subjecting others to viewing her grotesque, manatee-like body.
Mario – A black theatrically trained singer, he is without a doubt, gay. He is blind yet very condescending and standoffish, which is odd considering he is blind. Despite his blindness he displays an affinity for penis, because of his bright colored clothing and constant groping of others (mostly men.)
Max – No one cares about him because he sucks and his parents hate him.
Michael – A self-proclaimed “math geek”, Mike hides his Jewish inclination to cheat and steal by telling the others he will do their homework. He is constantly gushing about numbers and has been accused of stealing financial information from other contestants. I have extended him an offer to my summer camp.
Nellie – Is it a boy, is it a girl? We don’t know, but whatever it is, it is terrifying. The asexual star of the show often boasts about her discomfort for embracing her body. She is not sure whether she has a penis or a vagina, because she is not sexually attracted to people. She may be the tragic result of the legalization of gay marriage.
Shanna – Rumored to have eaten all the pie on set, and often curses. Still, a remarkable young woman.
Taryn – A gay black man who cross-dresses, “Taryn” went home after it was discovered that she was part of a prostitution ring ran by her mom. She is NOT Derrick Rose, contrary to popular belief.
Tyler – A SINFUL, DISGUSTING,”transgendered” “man” she spends most of her time complaining that she sucks at the very basic functions of human life because she is undergoing a (sinful) transition to manhood. No one cares or believes her, because she can’t even do a basic two-step shuffle and sounds like a whiny Vietnamese ladyboy. She has a horrible haircut and is attempting to bring back the “Urkel” style of fashion.
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That’s it. If you know someone, or if you yourself watches the “Glee Project” I urge you to seek medical help with immediate quickness. Together we can fight this disease of sinful homosexuality, and possibly find a cure for it, once and for all.
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Author: Mark E. Figs
Mark is an award-winning children's author, and Christian Conspiracy Theorist can be found on Facebook and Twitter -- (Mark E. Figs)
8:57 pm
I thought the regular Glee was bad enough, it’s a real shame that they’re making a game out of it to recruit wayward youth to the sodomy sucking sinners of Satan.
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9:15 pm
Sodomy sucking sinners of Satan?
Crack is bad for you Ex-A.
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1:08 am
No, crack helps eliminate sinners of darker persuasion from the gene pool. Even KRS One and Chuck D agree.
But please at least try to keep it on topic. “Glee” seems to be the new GSA (Gomorrite, Sodomite, Alliance) nowadays.
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1:15 am
“…crack helps eliminate sinners of darker persuasion from the gene pool…”
(racist)
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1:33 am
How? Chuck D, KRS One, and Nas agree with my statement. I genuinely would love to see you call an afro-saxon a racist.
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1:37 am
They agree because they’re racist ass-hats as well.
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1:45 am
“Chuck D, KRS One, and Nas agree with my statement.”
That still doesn’t excuse YOU from that racist statement. Read your statement again and tell how it ISN’T racist. (That should be a stretch.)
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2:21 am
Well burger flipper it’s easy.
It’s not racist since I’m not saying that a certain race is superior to another. I’m just stating an observable fact.
What’s next telling me that the Bell Curve is racist?
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2:40 am
It’s still racist. Doesnt matter if your’e saying a race is better than the other or not. You are still saying horrible things about the race.
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10:58 am
“It’s not racist since I’m not saying that a certain race is superior to another.”
You’re saying that one is inferior to another, which is just as bad.
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5:15 am
Ex-atheist
July 12, 2012
1:33 am
How? Chuck D, KRS One, and Nas agree with my statement. I genuinely would love to see you call an afro-saxon a racist.
If he Spouts Racist comments him or herself
then i don’t have a problem calling all the racist slurs and insults that i can think of and i will throw in for free loads of homophobic slurs as a side dish for free
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10:12 am
“…crack helps eliminate sinners of darker persuasion from the gene pool.”
(Since I have to point out to you your OWN racism.) Leaving only the “whiter” persuasion behind, which in return renders them “superior” if only by number, sinner or saint. Like I said, racist, Cartoon.
(Back to this, I guess.)
*This is, of course, only my opinion. You are welcome to yours.*
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12:12 pm
Are you trying to imply that there’s something wrong with people of lighter persuasion?
Are you racist?
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12:25 pm
No your’e implying that theres something wrong with the darker persuasion because your’e racist.
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12:26 pm
You’re the one saying that it’s better that people who are NOT of the lighter persuasion to just drop dead.
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5:17 pm
“Are you trying to imply that there’s something wrong with people of lighter persuasion?”
No. Were you “implying” that there is something wrong with people of the darker persuasion? I mean, you do feel that they should be “eliminated” from the gene pool.(Don’t bi**h about “rhetorical”, just answer the question. I did.)
“Are you racist?”
Not at all. Answer my question and let’s see if YOU are, Cartoon.
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10:59 pm
Unlike yourself I don’t answer rhetorical questions burger flipper since It’s moot point to begin with.
When you keep on begging the question then the only legitimate response is to give tips on how to improve your grammar structure.
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11:04 pm
“Unlike yourself I don’t answer rhetorical questions burger flipper…”
Unlike me, you don’t answer ANY questions. I’ll ask you again, afraid of something? Maybe letting your “true colors” show?
“When you keep on begging the question then the only legitimate response is to give tips on how to improve your grammar structure.”
No. It’s a cop out, Cartoon.
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11:14 pm
white people do drugs too you know…. Im just gonna say it, your stupid and need to be cleaned out of the gene pool
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9:23 pm
So Fig Newton keeps his hate-train rollin’.
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9:24 pm
You people do realize that homosexuality isn’t a disease, right? You can’t catch it by watching TV and your husband can’t catch it from cooking his own dinner.
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11:16 pm
did you know that there is proof that some people are just born that way? its not some virus there is NO cure for it. Love the sinner not the sin isnt that what Jesus teaches us? Funny how all these people forget the actual teachings of the Lord and focus on their own teachings…
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11:20 pm
This…is…CLASSIC!! You just keep getting more and more hateful with every…”story”, don’t you, Mr. Figs?
“The “Glee Project” is a “project” similar to the sinful Nazi experiments of yesteryear…”
Most people leave them out of it until the “comments”. *sigh*
“The depravity I am describing is the “Glee Project,” a lavish celebration of diseased homosexual retards.”
Way to boost the self-esteem of those young people. You are a gift to society, Mr. Figs. You managed to demean a BUNCH of peoples in this little piece of psychotic ranting.
“…someone afflicted with “Autism” disease…”
It’s NOT a disease. It’s a “disorder”. I’ve worked with a couple. Very troubled minds.
“Autism is a disorder of neural development characterized by impaired social interaction and communication, and by restricted and repetitive behavior.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism
You are very angry inside, Mr. Figs. However, you need to find a different outlet. We won’t even get into the grammar aspect of it. Just take it as a lesson learned to send it to the editor for “proof reading”. I’m sure they won’t find anything wrong with the story (factually), but they could at least correct the grammatical errors.
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9:01 pm
I don’t understand your problem with Mr. Figs’ article! It’s well-written, extremely informative, and it has shown me that my children need to be protected from this morally-depraved garbage.
I can tell that you’ve obviously been brainwashed, just as this “Glee Project” wanted. I’ll be sure to pray for your damned soul.
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12:52 pm
“I don’t understand your problem with Mr. Figs’ article!”
I’m sure you don’t, Mr. Jesus. I’m sure you don’t. Pure opinion and conjecture. Not an “article”, an “op-ed”.
“I can tell that you’ve obviously been brainwashed, just as this “Glee Project” wanted.”
Huh. They are GOOD. I’ve never seen it….or “Glee”, for that matter. My problem isn’t with the shows. It’s with Mr. Figs “oh so obvious” bigotry.
“I’ll be sure to pray for your damned soul.”
Yes. You do that, Mr. Jesus.
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1:14 pm
I cannot believe you are actually buying this? You obviously have not watched the show. As a strong Christian I believe in everything this show stands for. Since when is it bad to be who you truly are? It is retards like you people on this website that is going to make our country crash and burn because in case you have not realized our country is the land of the free, which means that people are free to be who they truly are. Oh and one more thing I’m pretty sure that bad mouthing people and calling them untrue things is a sin you know love thy neighbor?
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5:20 am
Reagan.Is.Jesus
July 12, 2012
9:01 pm
I understand your problem with Mr. Figs’ article! It’s Badly written, extremely inaccurate, and it has shown me that my children need to be protected from this morally-depraved Man.
I can tell that I’ve obviously been brainwashed, just as this “man” wanted. I’ll be sure to pray for His damned soul.
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11:38 pm
I am gay for the Lord. I am happy. SHUSH Man-iac
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11:45 pm
After reading that fact free, baseless and hateful rant, I think you’re telling the wrong person to “shush”. Go to a mirror. Look yourself in the eyes and say “I will NOT let my inner anger manifest itself in print”. Keep saying it until it sticks. Of course, you could always get used to the same responses to your rants. Somehow, I think BOTH will continue.
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11:49 pm
“I am gay for the Lord. I am happy.”
…and see? I didn’t even judge you on that. You are free to be whatever you “chose” to be (apparently). It does the heart good to see a man admit that and profess to being happy. Good for you, Mr. Figs. Good for you.
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11:17 pm
you sir are a sin. You hate the sinners and hate is not something you are suppose to let into your heart. You judge others, and the only one who has a right to judge is the Lord. So how do you explain yourself?
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11:53 pm
So let me completely comprehend this. You think that “the “Glee Project,” a lavish celebration of diseased homosexual retards.”? Do you even think before you say things? A “retard” is someone with down syndrome that is mentally ill. For one I don’t give a shit what you believe and think about the show because to be completly honest no one deserves to be bashed for being gay. If someone wants to be gay let them be because get this, this god you are speaking of wouldn’t exactly approve of the awful things you are saying. You are a fanatic. Someone who thinks they know it all and ruins things for everyone else. Religous people that aren’t crazy like you have to deal with the critisim from others because you’re making it worse for them. For one not once does it say in the bible that it is wrong nor a sin to be gay. Also all of this other bullshit on how you need to save yourself from these shows and all of these other things because the lord will send you to hell otherwise. Did you ever hear of a thing called a bully? That’s exactlly what your being. Would you tell someone, say for example your child. Say they come out to you and tell you that they are gay. Will you call them Dieseased retards? If so you’re the definition of a bully. I absolutely can’t stand you people who think you know it all and just think you can say these awful things and they are the words of god. GROW UP. Coming from a 16 year old you should learn something. Literally. Go back to a real school and learn everything over again. Actually, you should just go back to kindergarden where you learn to be kind to others and understand peoples differences. Maybe then will you understand how to be a sane individual.
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9:49 am
I’m not Christian, but amen to that, sister.
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4:36 am
This Guy is a Ranting Homosexual pedophile
Mark figs Should be Arrested Charged Convicted and Castrated
He is a Danger to Children Especialy YOUNG Male Child
[spoiler] Blake – Blake is a strong, well-developed man. He is rippling with muscles and is full of vigor. He is mostly of pure heart, although he at times does flirt with the other men. He would benefit from enrolling in my all-boys summer camp, “Uncle Marky’s Sleepover Shack.”
Mario – A black theatrically trained singer, he is without a doubt, gay. He is blind yet very condescending and standoffish, which is odd considering he is blind. Despite his blindness he displays an affinity for penis, because of his bright colored clothing and constant groping of others (mostly men.)
Michael – A self-proclaimed “math geek”, Mike hides his Jewish inclination to cheat and steal by telling the others he will do their homework. He is constantly gushing about numbers and has been accused of stealing financial information from other contestants. I have extended him an offer to my summer camp.
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“(This is a lengthy post with numerous multimedia graphics. I pray that you read this post in its entirety)”
Where Is The Multimedia Content this Article Promised
14 Picture’s Do not Collectively Class as “Multimedia”
I Suspect this Cracker ass Site Don’t Implement Proper BB Code anyway
Yesterday it was full of Visible MYSQL Server errors
Get a Proper Competent WEBMASTER
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2:19 pm
I am not a pedophile. Why do you equate my age with pedophile? You are an ageist. You are guilty of committing sin. You are also under the influence of drugs, as you did nothing but copy + paste my brilliant article.
And as for the multimedia graphics, genius, we are undergoing a web transformation. We are trying to make it gay-proof, as to keep people like you from spamming it with your brilliant insight and homosexual rambling.
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2:34 pm
“I am not a pedophile. Why do you equate my age with pedophile? You are an ageist.”
You’re guilty of the exact same thing, you look down upon those who are much younger, just because you think older is better.
“You are guilty of committing sin.”
And wanting to kick a gay person’s teeth in isn’t?
“You are also under the influence of drugs, as you did nothing but copy + paste my brilliant article.”
How could you come to that conclusion that the poster is on drugs? And why are you so egotistical that you think this piece of shit is ‘brilliant’?
“And as for the multimedia graphics, genius, we are undergoing a web transformation. We are trying to make it gay-proof, as to keep people like you from spamming it with your brilliant insight and homosexual rambling.”
So you’re saying you hate free speech as well as correct knowledge?
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4:26 pm
“We are trying to make it gay-proof…”
But…but…where will you all go?
“And as for the multimedia graphics, genius, we are undergoing a web transformation.”
Mm…I’m sure you are.
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5:51 pm
Not So Happy when Someone points out some of your Shortcomings
your response is to lash out at that person with complete unfounded accusations of Drug use.
Copy and paste is used to highlight points that i was making you do not need to be under the influence of Drugs to do that.
You Should not Claim the article had Multimedia graphics when even a Pre School child could point out that there were no Multimedia graphics in the article, only Text and Still Pictures.
Being accused of being ageist
Not one single reference in my post referred to your AGE.
What Sin am i guilty of committing. (Just Supposing i am a Christian. if i am not a Christian then its not a Sin only in a Christians eyes would it be a Sin)
You Seem to have committed most of the Listed Christian Sins in this post and many others on this Crackpot Christian site.
You Take great joy in hatred of others for their RACE RELIGION CREED and Sexuality.
You Do not Seek to Protect Children as a christian is supposed to
You have no Christian LOVE, TOLERANCE,Sympathy
This site is Supposed to be a Satirical Site yet there is such a Core of Racial, Religious, Gender orientation, Sexual ABUSE
Post After post it Shows the Site Staff Contributors lashing out at Commentators of these Articles
Last But least
As for making this Site Gay Proof How?
You would lose most of the Staff
They all thrive on Homophobic Comments to drive a response to their Articles.
They all pose as either in the Closet (like you )
Make suggestive Gay Advances and Suggestions to other “forum Posters” or are “RABID” Homophobic.
I’m not Going to Cut and Paste such comments
of which there are many to chose From
i will leave that to others to add to this post
Ps I think Your Response was The Result of the Sin’s of PRIDE,WRATH,ENVY, and SLOTH.
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10:39 pm
Don’t listen to these heretical naysayers Mr. Figs. You are a genius writer and a shining example of good Christian values. Thank you for warning me of the retarded homogay agenda behind this evil television program. I will be sure to keep my kids far away from it. Also, I am interested in enrolling my son in this summer camp of yours so he can grow up to be a good Christian just like you. Where do we sign up?! Anyway, keep up the good work. These fools may not see the brilliance of your work but I do
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- comoediam superius omnium
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7:30 am
“Get a Proper Competent WEBMASTER”
Hmmm…there’s a thought.
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9:25 am
This “Article” (if is worth being named like that)shows how insucure of a person you are. Not only you’re insucure, you’re a pervert, a inmature human being and im pretty sure you’re a pedo.
With that being said:
1) No one knows what God really want for us, and don’t give me that Bibble crap because is was wrote by man, and you’re the perfect example of someone who lost his mind.
2)Theres no “homo virus” or “Homogay” but im sure you’re just to ignorant to understand.
3)”It’s a fact that autism is a product of the 20th century – a psychosomatic disorder invented by the healthcare industry to trick parents into thinking that their children suffers from some faux ailment – how else could you explain its absence from the Bible?”
Really? i mean really…..are you this stupid…..in the time the bibble was created people die from ordinary flu. They didn’t know what was autism….
4)The term “the bottom three” is because they are the ones that did the worst.
5)when you say “homosexual gay” is just…ugh…its shows how your brain doesn’t fuction no more….
6)and last, I feel sorry for every child that goes your way. I don’t know how you do it, but yo made Hitler look inocent. Please, stay in your home…far away from society, if you think you’re doin God’s work, im happy to give you the news, you’re not….oh, and im pretty sure you will read my comment but just ignore it. Its okay, i can’t force you to be right.
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9:34 am
The lead woman on the show reminds me of a gay Bea Arthur, sort of like a brothel mistress for women of strong chin.
Why this show is allowed to continually corrupt America’s important youth is beyond me. Do they not realize the children are our future?
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9:54 am
inorite? Teach them well, then let them lead the way.
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10:57 am
Yet you don’t give a flying fuck about children unless you can brainwash them yourself.
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9:47 am
Mr. Fig please consider changing the name of your all boys old man touchfest or whatever it’s called.
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2:22 pm
Once again, the unemployed legions that we call our dear commentors chime in with remarkable insight, here to change our minds and show us the error of our ways. How lucky we are to have such a collective group of geniuses calling this comment section home! Some bigger websites don’t even have the luxury of having a dedicated group of unemployed homosexuals to critique their every move!
Instead of using their time to volunteer to gayhomo organizations and the like, they use it to e-stalk and harass us. Every waking moment is spent in an attempt to leave a witty comment or “hilarious” response. The internet is just a way to make people feel as if they are making a difference; it’s an electronic way to fulfill your hollow morality.
Sorry homos, you ain’t changing us!
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2:42 pm
“Once again, the unemployed legions that we call our dear commentors chime in with remarkable insight, here to change our minds and show us the error of our ways.”
And you believe we’re all unemployed because….? That’s right, you’re an egotistical bastard that doesn’t believe anyone who isn’t Christian and white can’t achieve any kind of success.
“Some bigger websites don’t even have the luxury of having a dedicated group of unemployed homosexuals to critique their every move!”
Oh the irony of someone deep in the closet calling others gay.
“Instead of using their time to volunteer to gayhomo organizations and the like, they use it to e-stalk and harass us.”
You waste all of your time harassing and tormenting people who aren’t white heterosexual christian men, and you dare to talk shit about us?
“Every waking moment is spent in an attempt to leave a witty comment or “hilarious” response.”
And yet you can’t actually prove any of those comments wrong, can you?
“The internet is just a way to make people feel as if they are making a difference; it’s an electronic way to fulfill your hollow morality.”
Same with you, you think calling yourself Christian makes you better than everyone else. You think you’re doing some kind of ‘great justice’ by spouting out all of this bullshit like a madman? All you do is make things WORSE.
“Sorry homos, you ain’t changing us!”
And you’ll continue to be laughed at like the retard you are.
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3:23 pm
I call you unemployed because you manage to comment at all hours of the day, every day. So…
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3:33 pm
Obviously unemployed.
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4:37 pm
Maybe “self-employed”, Mr. Figs (Oh and Mr. Weisz)? If writing these hate-filled fantasy stories is your job, then YOU should be unemployed.
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5:07 pm
Ar u stuped? This homoseksuels and darkies are runing our lifes with harry potter and pokemon. These articles have saved my sole more times than I can count (And I can count to 10,000 which is how old the earth is)
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5:26 pm
So the concept of either being self-employed or being surrounded by computers all day at my workplace is one you’ve never thought of?
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6:14 pm
Web enabled Android Phone
Web enabled Android Tablet
IPhone
IPAD
Laptop computer’s
Work Computer’s
You No Longer have to Sit at home and use a Home Computer
You Can Connect Globally any time of the Day or night with a multitude of devices even simultaneously.
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6:19 pm
Nice explanation, Sam. Polite and informative. Their responses won’t be so nice. (They DO hate facts, you know.)
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6:48 pm
Thanks Mainiac58
Having Read quite a few “Articles” on this Site I don’t expect their response to be polite i expect to be Forum Attacked by such people (and i use the term people very loosely) as Mr figs, Mr August Weisz, Mr Adam Nelson,Ex-atheist,Brother BM Danus,Susan B, S. Billings,exbrony,Erich Sean,Rev. Billy Ray.
have i missed anyone “Selfimportant” out
My condolences to their “Ego”
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10:13 pm
That’s “Mr.” Erich Sean to you, cretin. Eyes down, eyes down.
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11:26 pm
Aww, is someone sad that their ego wasn’t stroked with a rather pointless honorific?
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6:54 am
“have i missed anyone “Selfimportant” out”
Don’t worry. You’ll know.
“My condolences to their “Ego””
That’s how you’ll know. They can’t help……”stroking” their OWN egos.
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2:11 am
And are you unemployed also and uneducated also for writing this article?
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2:57 pm
Not a single looker.
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4:40 pm
Why are you even “eye-balling” these…..children, Mr. Weisz?
(pervert)
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4:44 pm
Mark you sounded a little gay for Blake. “Blake is a strong, well-developed man. He is rippling with muscles and is full of vigor.” I think Mark has a crush.
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8:55 pm
I can’t believe these people are saying such heinous things to you, Mr. Figs! All of your articles bring us such brilliant insight, and I’m able to protect my children from these heathen shows! I bow to you for having the strength and will to brave viewing these shows and deliver us the knowledge we need. And now I know that these homosexuals and their brain-dead supporters belong in the fires of Hell!
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7:03 am
“And now I know that these homosexuals and their brain-dead supporters belong in the fires of Hell!”
It seems you’ll be sharing a spot on the beach on the “lake of fire”. Reagan.Is.Jesus for a moniker? Really? I do believe that would make you a worshiper of (or at the least, believer in) Reagan as our Lord and Savior. Nice way to show us how it’s done, Mr. Jesus. Wouldn’t that make him a “false idol”?
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8:37 pm
Oh, you poor, poor soul! Weren’t you informed that Ronald Reagan was the Second Coming? Just like Jesus, he shall rise again once Armageddon comes to claim the wicked–along with yourself, I can only suppose. But I guess you wouldn’t know that, as it’s obvious you haven’t read the Bible correctly. But I’ll be sure to pray for you, even if you are a vile sinner.
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8:51 pm
If you are finding references to Reagan in the Bible, it’s YOU who needs praying for. Most certainly if you’re using that to show how to “correctly” read the Bible.
“…once Armageddon comes to claim the wicked–along with yourself, I can only suppose.”
Yes. You can only “suppose”.
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11:32 pm
Mainiac you are…. appallingly stupid. Fucking search the name of this website before posting your idiotic opinions, then do us a favor and post your face after you realize how stupid you’ve been.
I cant wait to read your article “Stephen Colbert is a dirty conservative moron and I hate him.”
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10:59 pm
How can you say such things!!! How can you list off these people and claim yourself a Christian? You are JUDGING others!!! You might love god and have a clear walk with him I dont know but you are not showing the world what a true christian is. Because as a fellow human, one that strongly believes in right from wrong, you are nothing I would ever want around me or those I love. It reminds me when I was little, and in a private christian school, when pokemon first came out, they banned the game from the school grounds and sent out news letter to all the families, claiming it was a game supporting reincarnation. HOWEVER, these people had never taken the time to really look into what they were condemning for if they had they would have seen that was so far from the truth. All I know is that judging and calling the youth of that show those horrible things is as far a sin as the ones they might be committing themselves. Wasnt it the Lord himself who said let he who is without sin cast the first stone? Sad you show the world that this is what believers of god are like. And THIS is why so many youth turn away from the church and from God.
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2:36 am
I remember Santorum discussing this during his Sodomize Sodomy campaign.
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12:37 am
Wait wait wait….
How did the author write this on a computer, since, you know, computers were not mentioned in the bible? “how else could you explain its absence from the Bible”
I think you might be sinning for using a satanic device omitted from the holy book.
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12:36 pm
“The criterion for appearing on the show appears to be as follows: be afflicted with the homosexual virus, suffer from some crippling mental sickness, and be unable to be a normal functioning member of society. How else can you explain a cast made up of sickening lesbians, a crippled slut, a blind (possibly gay man) a whorish Muslim, someone afflicted with “Autism” disease and a transgendered homosexual (among others)?”
Where’s exbrony now?
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12:38 pm
btw Figs… you sound again as you would be an expert on others lifes. Why don’t you just solve your own problems and stop judging other people for no reason?
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1:22 am
Lol I can never read these articles with a straight face. Who gives you the right to post something so negative and so cruel about so many people you don’t even know. Whats even more funny apparently if you sing and dance you automatically have a “mental sickness”?. (Sigh) I dont even know where to begin on this topic. Mmm mm.. It should not even matter if your gay or not. Gay’s believe it or not have the most loving hearts ever. It just makes me smile so much how someone like you can have so much hate in a soul. What just because your christian you think your the most perfect person in the world? ( Does NOT go to all christians) Now before answering this question take a few minutes and really think about this. Your just a low person who points your finger at the rest of the world when really you should be pointing that finger at yourself. If anything any one who is different in this world, they are the most beautiful human beings who ever walked this earth. & people like you who sit back and point that finger of yours and judge, are the ugliest human beings who have ever walked this earth. Now I do not watch Glee or have never seen it but I have many friends in my life that are gay or I have met beautiful gay people and guess what baby…. Im still myself and never once needed medical attention. Why can’t you honestly just let people be who they want to be. Pull that lovely, wonderful, massive stick out of our ass and be more respectful to those around you. You dont see them bashing you in a negative way do you? Didn’t think so. So why cant you do the same? If anything this Jesus of yours you look up to wouldn’t be so thrilled of what he has created. (Meaning you Mr. Figgs) & to all you people who follow this hideous man well if anything you can enjoy burning because you well deserve it. & last I would like to say their are so many soldiers in the world right now fighting for your ass to be alive. Believe it or not many are also dying for you as well and some of them are gay, Your just a heartless, scoundrel person who needs to actually read the bible and get your facts straight! In the end gays do not have any disease. Its just people like you who do. <3
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3:02 pm
I happen to have a relative who is mentally disabled. The term “Retarded” should not be a synonym for stupid. STOP USING IT LIKE IT IS, please. and another thing, Glee is a program that encourages kids to find something that they enjoy doing and not be ashamed of it. I am a singer/writer/ artist, and you know what? Glee reminded me there is hope for people out there like me. So stop making things what they aren’t, please.
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6:17 pm
Not gay but idiots.
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11:55 pm
Glee doesn’t make anyone gay or retarded. I don’t think it is a good show.
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7:35 am
It must be because you are a gay retard.
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1:34 pm
First off, Charlie DOES NOT have autism, he has ADHD. ADHD is short for Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder. Millions of people have it. I fucking have it. Max is super talented he was there at the wrong time. Michael is super fucking talented but he’s only 18, he hasn’t even finished high school yet. And what’s wrong with him being good at math? He could be an engineer and make more money than your house is worth. Shanna is talented. Abe is the most talented Asian I’ve ever seen, he sang Man in the Mirror and rocked the fucking shit out of it. Nellie is by-far one of the most talented people I’ve ever met. Mario is NOT gay, the fondling? That’s him trying to get the fuck around new places and he’s not FONDLING them. He’s fucking blind, stop being such a pervert, Mark. Your sick! Tyler felt not at home in his body and I support him 100% for doing something about it. Taryn is a sweet girl, she’s nice and hella talented. Am I pissing you off yet? Because I think this will piss you off. I am a Mormon, suck it. Your a dick, Mark. Go suck one. Fuck you.
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6:48 pm
This analysis is racist, sexist, and homophobic. What would Jesus say? No one should ever verbally abuse people on a reality television show that they don’t even know. No one should ever verbally abuse anyone. If you call yourself a Christian, then try to be a little more like Christ. It sickens me to read such ignorance and intolerance.
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3:02 am
Wait seriously? Haha homosexuality virus! You are just too funny. Homosexuality is not a virus we’re born gay. You lot are naturally attracted to you opposite gener, we never signed up for anything saying we wanted to be gay (although I love being gay) we are simply attracted to members of our same sex. I’m not sure if that will sink in but I hope it at least scratched the surface.
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12:16 pm
I agree with you Gay Athiest. Christians are a bunch of closed minded ignorant assholes who don’t know when to shut their mouths. They talk about homosexuality being wrong and unatural yet homosexuality is found in over 1500 species which makes it natural and why would they judge it as being wrong when they are trying to play the role of god and declaring what’s good and bad for people.
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11:33 am
And this is why people think Christians are looney.
1. Are you a real writer Mr. Figs?
I question if you are because of the unbelievable amount of grammatical errors.
2. The only person that should go to hell, if there was such a place is you. Who do you think you are to pass judgment on someone? You’re not god, you are however a disgusting bigot and apparently a racist. I thought all Christians were supposed to be loving? At least thats what I’ve gathered from my study of the bible.
3. Being autistic is not some made up disease you should be ashamed of that remark, I think that was perhaps the grossest thing I’ve read in this article.
4. Who cares if someone is gay?? It’s not a choice, did you choose to be straight? If you have a problem with it, I suggest you do yourself and the world a favor and jump off a bridge.
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12:24 pm
You are retarded. Being gay is not a virus. Being gay is not wrong. Being gay is natural and you don’t have a choice. Get your head out of your fairy tale/law book called the bible and do something good with your life other then going on hateful and offensive rants. Another thing. The U.S is not a Christian country and never will be. America is a country that is build up by multiple religions and not just one religion containing a group of closed minded, ignorant, hateful individuals.
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10:36 am
But, if you’re saying that gay is not a virus, and gay is not bad, then are you saying viruses are not bad? I’m confused.
Also, are viruses Christian? And, if not, can they be converted? Perhaps if we diverted tax payer money from funding satan worshiping public schools and spent more on Christian Charter Schools we wouldn’t have all of this non-sense!
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7:17 am
“But, if you’re saying that gay is not a virus, and gay is not bad, then are you saying viruses are not bad?”
What? If he said that being gay is not a virus then it’s out of the equation. Therefore, based on your statement, how do you get that “viruses are not bad”?
“I’m confused.”
Apparently, Mr. Fellow. “Confusing”, as well.
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1:37 am
So this was a real article? I thought it was a joke. I mean, seriously? It was filled with so much hate and ignorance that I thought a 13 year old was writing a horrible prank. You sir need to grow up.
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1:01 pm
Anyone who does not realize this ENTIRE SITE is parody needs to re-learn critical thinking. HELLO!!!!!
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10:31 am
Parody? But, TS (is that code for “trans sexual”?), the words make me feel better about this scary world in which I live! How can it be a parody if I, and my ilk, like it?
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4:02 pm
Lol. This site has the same effect on me. =]
Trans? Not tried that yet. Could you help my tranniness to make sure I am doing it right? =D Or, more likely, some of the above commentors. Or even perhaps your definitely-not-homo pastor? It sounds like he is authority on homo stuff, though definitely not homo. No pastor could ever be! Jesus wouldn’t allow it.
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10:23 am
Isn’t “Gay Retard” redundant? I mean, all gay-homos are retards, at least according to my Gary my pastor and his non-homo roommate Bruce the choir director.
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12:02 pm
I have never heard of this site before. But I talked to God the other day. He told me to tell you that this site disgusts him and everything it stands for. He does not appreciate you passing judgement on so many in His name.
In otherwords, you are all going to burn and suffer in Hell. You will probably be butt-raped by Satan on a hourly basis, as well.
Cheers.
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10:50 pm
For someone who feels so strongly about a show, you sure do seem to know a lot about it!
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2:32 am
Nothing to see here. Just a bunch of hate spewed from a sad old man who is surely going to hell for his own sin. Congratulations Mr. Figs – the Internet is for letting others know what douche bag you are and you have utilized it well.
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7:37 am
Chrestions pls
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7:52 pm
Seems to me you forgot the saying “all men are equal in God’s eyes”, and that no-one can be foresaken.
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