Jesus Christ Appears in Puppy’s Stinkspot To Prove Divinity of Dogs
Thanks to a tip from Brother Delco.
Dogs are a man’s best friend. It has been that way since God created everything some 6,000 years ago. Adam asked God to make him helpmeet in the Garden of Eden, and he said, “God, give me a good companion.” God messed up at first and created a women, who is greedy enough to call diamonds her best friend and let Satan splurge his Satanic phallus venom into her sin slot. But then God realized that it wasn’t a women, but a dog, that would truly be a good trustworthy friend for man through the ages.
But just like everything God blesses, Satan tries to enter to copycat and corrupt it. Later in Genesis, we find that because Eve and Satan had sexual relations and ate of each other’s forbidden fruit, that all was cursed.  This made Satan emboldened and he later used genetics for the first time. Satan kidnapped a dog and meddled with its DNA, combining the sinful eggs of Eve that he plucked with his own. The resulting creature he named, “Cat” for “Coiltal Adultery Terrorist”, signifying how he made the cat from coitus with Eve, adultery with mankind and genetic terror.
If you look deep into a cat’s mouth, you can still see that the top two look just like a snake’s. That’s because the father of every cat is Satan. He’s their genetic ancestor.
Mankind needs to realize that all cats are evil. There are nothing good about them. Dog is and will be the original pet meant for mankind. For every cat you keep, you are wasting time and denying a homeless dog a good home. And that tickles Satan soul with great delight.
In the following image, Jesus helps us realize that cats are evil and he only loves dogs. Behold how he appears in this puppy’s stinkspot, to show that even the lowliest portion of a dog he loves more than any part of a cat. If you don’t take it from me, then take it from your Lord and Saviour.
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Author: Abe
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1:45 am
Guess that means that all that comes from Jesus is a bunch of shit then.
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2:06 am
Wow Abe only you would look at this gross shit.
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3:41 am
Abe why did you post an image of yourself in this story?
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4:15 am
TO BE CHRISTWIRE CHRISTIAN fAIR
“”> God hates this Jewish man So he put his image on a dogs ass <""
See where the Shit it talks comes from
We name this Sodomizing "" Jewish BASTARD JESUS CHRIST ""
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6:05 am
Looks a bit more like Susie B., but if you say so, Abe. (Disgusting, by the way.)
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12:08 pm
Here we have a sign that the lord resides everywhere and all the sick sinners can do is taint this holy sign.
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2:07 pm
I’m willing to bet that this means that Jesus is an asshole.
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2:50 pm
L.N. you only speak what every person who comments on this site thinks.Good Job
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4:56 pm
No he doesn’t. He speaks only for bitter, humourless naysayers like himself.
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9:45 pm
Dunno why you’re speaking on my behalf here, but then again, you WILL do just about anything for attention and you don’t actually care about your own beliefs, just whatever is easiest for you to get attention.
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3:48 am
I only speak on my own behalf. I would certainly never speak on yours.
What I care about are facts. You should try getting acquainted with some.
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2:14 pm
Facts? You seem to avoid them unless it’s convenient for you. When was the last time you corrected August or any other Cultwire member on their spelling and grammatical errors? When was the last time you pointed out just how racist and sexist they can be? You don’t give a damn about facts or the truth, you’re nothing but a sad soul hoping that by someone acting as a ‘white knight’, you MIGHT convince someone long enough to befriend you. I say the word ‘bitch’, and you harp on it being ‘sexist’, while Cultwire will say that women shouldn’t drive and that all they’re good for is cooking, cleaning, and poppin’ out babies, and you will smile and laugh and agree.
You’re a hypocrite, Horse Fucker, just admit it.
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3:24 pm
No need to get snippy just because you’re wrong.
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3:58 pm
How? I’d ask you to prove that, but your ego blinds you too much for you to see the truth.
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4:33 am
exbrony
July 29, 2012
3:48 am
I only speak on my own behalf. I would certainly never speak on yours.
What I care about are facts. You should try getting acquainted with
“”> Ha Fuckin Ha the Aussie Ass Bandit
Says
>”>”> What I care about are facts.<"<"”FACTS”<
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7:46 am
LN, you’re the one who’s pretending to be the white knight in this little pantomime.
PeePee, again with the homophobic slurs? How old are you? Seven?
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8:23 am
“PeePee, again with the homophobic slurs? How old are you? Seven?”
This coming from YOU, Gelding. Now THAT’S irony.
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10:22 am
>>”" A Sign from GOD on a Dogs Ass “”<<
Holy Revelations Guess all you need to do now is wipe the dogs ass with pages torn from the bubba Opps Bible.
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4:55 pm
Great journalism, Abe! That dog is truly a miracle — though you won’t be reading about it in the lamestream media.
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6:54 am
“…though you won’t be reading about it in the lamestream media.”
You’re probably right, Gelding. They’ll wait until the dog does his “business” again and see whose face appears THIS time. Perhaps Romney. He seems to be talking out his. Why not have his face appear on a dog’s?
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5:27 pm
Atheists are always whining for proof. “Where’s the proof? Where’s the proof?” they cry. This should shut them up for good. Praise His name!
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4:10 pm
If you think that a dogs ass which looks like jesus, should impres me and counts as a proof, then you’re wrong.
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11:01 am
No, I’m right.
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11:13 am
Erich Sean
July 30, 2012
11:01 am
No, I’m right.
And if you don’t Accept that i’m right I’m going to Scream and scream and scream until i’m sick
then your be sorry
Hope you don’t mind me finishing your post for you
Snigger little miss Verruca Salt
Veruca Salt, the little brute, Has just gone down the garbage chute
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11:33 am
Veruca Salt. Great band from the 90′s.
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11:49 am
was Not referring to the band “”Miss Veruca Salt”"
But as you crapwire say “”the documentary about the Chocolate Factory (SNIGGER)”"
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11:53 am
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkIS9NKhn28&w=420&h=315
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2:46 pm
Volcano girls were hot back in the day.
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7:48 am
In your opinion Erich.
A dogs ass that looks like jesus, does not impres me….
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7:31 pm
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5:37 pm
I’m kind of disturbed that you guys are looking at a dog’s butt…
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7:26 pm
Are you real Ouro or fake Ouro? I don’t talk to fake Ouro.
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8:10 pm
It’s real me… Changed my password, so now Mr.O shouldn’t be able to use my account again :3
Still suprised I lost that bet though…
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3:48 am
The only thing you lost was the trust of your fellow commenters.
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5:24 am
No…I’m pretty sure I lost the bet too
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2:47 pm
He sure did ex, he really disappointed us all.
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4:17 pm
Your Correct his grammar and spelling tho
its your Obsession
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9:34 pm
I think the one that is “disturbed” is the author who posted it.
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3:50 am
So you work with the mentally disturbed in a professional capacity, yet you choose to make a joke of mental disturbance on the internet.
Your rationalisations must be very sophisticated indeed.
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5:25 am
I thought as a pony lover you liked looking at butt’s but this just proves me right.
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11:11 am
“So you work with the mentally disturbed in a professional capacity…”
Will you PLEASE pay attention, Gelding. DID. Don’t.
“…you choose to make a joke of mental disturbance on the internet.”
Not a joke. As you would say, a “descriptor”.
“Your rationalisations must be very sophisticated indeed.”
Not really. You just choose to make them so.
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9:33 am
CHRISTIANS LIKE TO KISS STATUES OF JESUS AND MARY THE CROSS
So Are these christians going to “kiss this this Dogs ASS”
“Rim Job the Pooch” pray to the Dogs Ass after all Dog is an anagram for GOD
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9:38 am
hahahahahhaha
This one made me laugh hard xD
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6:38 am
We all knew this site sinks and now even it’s own people agree.
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7:44 pm
You guys are all brainwashed right? ‘Cause if you arent i have completely lost faith in humanity
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3:25 am
“It has been that way since God created everything some 6,000 years ago. ”
Funny how you claim the earth is 6000 years old. That would mean then that Methuselah or Lamech still suposed to live and that Noah wasn’t even born yet. lol
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3:28 pm
please, you can’t compare cats and dogs they are two different animals entirely
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10:35 am
Are you fucking kidding me?
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